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File: 1458245212541.png (95.33 KB, 500x296, 125:74, fuck batman.png)

 No.656122

 No.656128

File: 1458245276258.png (69.81 KB, 314x314, 1:1, 1335314667797.png)


 No.656129

my dick hurts


 No.656130

what's up my g*ymers

lol


 No.656133

File: 1458245329400.jpg (26.77 KB, 480x480, 1:1, image.jpg)


 No.656135

File: 1458245347027.jpg (141.46 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, image.jpg)


 No.656136

its p spwang tho can u dig it??


 No.656137

I did that, but I don't really like the look of the way my calves taper with the contrasting tights-jacket. It needed something a bit more, so I sprung for some boots I thought matched well.

Those aren't the only boots I wear with them, however. And that's not the only outfit I wear, obviously. I think you could come to some conclusion about what the rest of my wardrobe is like.


 No.656138


 No.656140

>>656133

good okuyasu


 No.656141

take me to le the le gf store lol


 No.656144

File: 1458245586537.png (4.45 KB, 246x131, 246:131, 1456523863965.png)


 No.656145

File: 1458245589878.jpg (18.22 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.656146

i wanna get high with sponge


 No.656147

my breath smells like lasagna


 No.656149

File: 1458245676619.png (184.89 KB, 608x777, 608:777, tumblr_m1pogvFSbl1r36mvmo1….png)

>>656131

you literally just called them "masculine" eyebrows

you want your girls to be more masculine, and you're calling me a fag for not liking it

holy shit lol you're delusional

not that i support any kind of binaried or gendered ideas of fashion or anything

but if you say that you do, don't call someone gay for not wanting "masculine" brows on a girl


 No.656150

>>656149

shut the fuck up damn, bro!


 No.656151

>>656149

So what I have feminine lips and girls say they like them all the time

It doesn't mean they're lesbo

Do you realize slightly androgynous faces are more attractive


 No.656152

>>656149

misgender my stupid hairy dick you grizzly choad asshole


 No.656153

>>656148

I didn't say dress like an edgelord I said dress more edgy. There's a difference, there's levels of nuance to this.

Looking too, idk, prim and proper with black isn't good. Black implies a certain thing, and it seems to be your primary palette. You could explore being a bit more abrasive through contrast, or through other means.

I don't know how to explain this well sorry


 No.656155

>>656153

>Looking too, idk, prim and proper with black isn't good. Black implies a certain thing, and it seems to be your primary palette. You could explore being a bit more abrasive through contrast, or through other means.

Ah I see. I like to play it safe. But I know what you mean

Idk I don't know how colors should work so I don't use them.


 No.656156

i want to smoke with anon


 No.656157

File: 1458245914420.png (111.87 KB, 500x523, 500:523, 1388883942943.png)

>>656150

???

>>656151

i do realize that androgyny is attractive

it's extremely attractive

but i, personally, don't like the same things you do


 No.656158

cletus needs a katana


 No.656159

>>656157

[translator's note: he's telling you to shut the fuck up]


 No.656160

let's drop some acid instead


 No.656161

>>656158

Nah I want an epic trishula


 No.656162

DAMN

BRO!


 No.656163

File: 1458246045703.jpg (215.82 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_nrqz98eBi61raw17lo1….jpg)

>>656159

????

[translator's note: he's wondering why you think he gives a shit]


 No.656164

>>656162

AGAIN WITH THE SHITTY POSTS!


 No.656165

god forsake this, my blood sibling


 No.656166

File: 1458246151774.png (267.98 KB, 588x610, 294:305, damn bro.png)

DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO DAMN BRO


 No.656167

>>656163

that was another anon simply trying to help you out by clarifying

and now you just look like an ass


 No.656168

>>656155

I think, dark blue is a good way to start off playing with. Dark blues and blacks, if you really want to be the person you want to be, darker colors are a must. But there are other darker colors than just black.

I think you should avoid dark greens in heavier clothing, like jackets. I'm not sure how dark green would look on you. I think, maybe dark green is avoidable.

I dunno, there's room to pull different levels of casual off, and I think you should explore them more instead of playing it safe.


 No.656169

>>656160

i'm very hesitant to take anything on a tab

i'm pretty sure there's zero actual LSD in this town

i'm down to do mushrooms again though.


 No.656170

File: 1458246178964.png (325.09 KB, 540x810, 2:3, tumblr_o2n89oZkt61ryhaqto1….png)

Dambro?

[pause for effect]

[the crowd takes a collective breath]

*smirk*

Damn, bro!

[the crows goes fucking wild]

[they've never heard humour of this caliber before]

[people are passing out from laughing too hard]


 No.656171

File: 1458246190264.png (63.62 KB, 404x500, 101:125, a8ddd.png)


 No.656172

damn, bro...


 No.656173

I'd take saltlick over him at this point


 No.656174

>>656169

get a testing kit if you're antsy about the quality, in my experience, mushrooms are shit so im not doing those


 No.656175

File: 1458246270515.jpg (163.61 KB, 410x512, 205:256, just jojo me up fam.jpg)

>>656168

>dark blue is a good way to start off playing with.

I wear navy blue all le time....


 No.656176

Leave James alone.


 No.656177

>>656167

[note: i was telling that anon, that i was wondering why thought that i gave a shit what that other anon was saying]

[note: because i do not]


 No.656178

>>656175

Work on better angles for your selfies too. Bottom up isn't too good.


 No.656179

>>656177

[note: shut the fuck up damn, bro]


 No.656180

>>656178

I look good from every angle vee


 No.656181

File: 1458246392571.png (283.56 KB, 500x400, 5:4, GuRgLe.png)


 No.656182

damn

just DAMN, bro


 No.656183

>>656177

probably because you kept using question marks as if you were looking for an answer

i mean thats kind of what theyre for


 No.656184

wonk is like an evolved form of saltlick


 No.656185

>>656183

damn bro, he's got you there


 No.656186

>>656184

that couldnt possibly be the evolved form of anything


 No.656187

File: 1458246604429.jpg (122.28 KB, 835x551, 835:551, 1457477197328.jpg)


 No.656188

Sponge: level 8

Saltlick: Level 27

Wonk: Level 59


 No.656189

>>656187

someone shold post this in a transition thread on lgbt


 No.656190

>>656184

i don't like to compare myself to others

i like to think im just a better form of the person i used to be :o)

>>656183

if you honestly think that i'm so dumb that i was confused about what the phrase "shut the fuck up meant", and that i wasn't just responding because i wondered why he thought i would take him seriously, you're the idiot here


 No.656191

Eviolite Sponge is my sweeper in OU


 No.656192

>>656190

you were only pretending to be retarded

gotcha


 No.656193

>>656190

right that was totally clear in your post


 No.656194

what would be sponge's type and moveset


 No.656195

>>656194

just wobbuffet


 No.656196

>>656194

He'd be epic type of course


 No.656197

>>656194

type: epic

moves: charm, play nice, confide, captivate


 No.656198

>>656194

psychic/poison type

poison gas (vape)

confusion (dank memes)

stockpile (mouthpics)

swallow (vore)


 No.656199

actually, replace confide with nasty plot


 No.656200

>>656199

yeah i was thinking about nasty plot too


 No.656201

introducing the new type: epic


 No.656202

what totally epic pocketmonster am i guys


 No.656203

>>656199

Haha

That's sorta morbid


 No.656204

>>656202

mime jr


 No.656205

>>656203

but appropriate


 No.656207

>>656199

>>656203

i don't get it


 No.656208

I'm a talking cat. But I can only talk to a person once.


 No.656209

What kind of pokemon am I? How do I do the things I do?


 No.656210

>hsg decided my pokemon typing

i love you, hsg


 No.656211

the best chris-chan era was probably the liquid chris saga


 No.656212

>>656180

bottom up is the worst possible angle for pretty much everyone


 No.656213

>>656208

that's actually a neat idea for an empowered animal

i'm stealing that


 No.656214

>>656213

it's already been used


 No.656215

>>656208

A Talking Cat!?! was such a good movie.


 No.656216

>>656208

Those are the rules


 No.656217


 No.656218

Why do people like Jessie from Breaking Bad? He's a fucking moron.


 No.656219

File: 1458248239889.png (516.06 KB, 680x626, 340:313, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.656220

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I don't know. A talking cat!?! doesn't have enough patriotism in it for me.


 No.656221

>>656218

Exactly


 No.656222

>>656218

he's a smart chemist


 No.656223

>>656210

it was epic...


 No.656224

>>656218

He's hot. His personality is also cute. He is a likable character that I like.


 No.656226

File: 1458248517404.png (209.91 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Screenshot_2016-03-17-13-3….png)


 No.656227

>>656217

fuck

FUCK


 No.656228


 No.656229

>>656226

Important wild post: Snagged and bagged?


 No.656230

>>656226

was one of my posts good enough to be bagged?


 No.656231

my friend forgot to bring his magic cards...


 No.656232

all my posts are screenshot material


 No.656233

File: 1458248997715.png (380.18 KB, 511x606, 511:606, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.656234

>>656231

play cockatrice


 No.656235

>>656234

no we played a different game instead

hes gone home now


 No.656236

File: 1458249359469.png (230.15 KB, 448x704, 7:11, 7f01e2827d1968ae117cc792ee….png)


 No.656237

*raptor runs into thread*


 No.656238

>>656235

so he's a terrible game now?


 No.656239

File: 1458249433650.png (90.89 KB, 259x304, 259:304, 0030021.png)


 No.656240

>>656239

there she go


 No.656241

>>656238

*gives you worst joke of the thread award*


 No.656242

is tacoma out yet


 No.656243

is tacoma out yet


 No.656244

>>656237

feel the bern


 No.656245

File: 1458249616696-0.jpg (581.4 KB, 817x1920, 817:1920, 1458248686581.jpg)

File: 1458249616696-1.jpg (567.86 KB, 1485x2048, 1485:2048, 1458249146303.jpg)

File: 1458249616744-2.jpg (619 KB, 1280x1044, 320:261, 1458248266959.jpg)

File: 1458249616781-3.jpg (45.98 KB, 472x414, 236:207, 1458249354821.jpg)

these are great


 No.656246

File: 1458249670853.jpg (29.95 KB, 300x250, 6:5, image.jpg)


 No.656248

File: 1458249915672.png (21.18 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_23_20894.png)


 No.656249

>>656245

Rachnera is best main girl


 No.656250

>>656248

rogue always best


 No.656251

File: 1458250198413.png (245.92 KB, 436x701, 436:701, 1458249359469.png)

nig me


 No.656252

nigjew me up


 No.656253

File: 1458250477915-0.png (33.13 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_36_22699.png)

File: 1458250478335-1.png (35.26 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_41_22716.png)

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File: 1458250478445-3.png (34.81 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_52_22752.png)


 No.656254

File: 1458250534404.png (205.88 KB, 448x704, 7:11, 1458249359469.png)

>>656251

wait what am i doing there was already an "e" in the thing


 No.656255

File: 1458250556563.png (38.76 KB, 321x322, 321:322, 1450440427242.png)


 No.656256

HOL UP

*spins dreidel*


 No.656257

how do I get people to stop buying me graphic tshirts with dumb edgy shit on them


 No.656258

>>656257

stop looking the part


 No.656259


 No.656260

>>656257

you grow up and stop being an edgy teenager


 No.656261

File: 1458250709723.png (260.28 KB, 358x310, 179:155, 1426282392112.png)


 No.656262

WE WUZ DA CHOSEN PEOPLE N SHIET


 No.656263

i still wear my old black "meh" shirt to bed sometimes...


 No.656264

>>656253

really liking the no shirt + scarf combos

#4


 No.656265

we wuz


 No.656266

assault weapons ben


 No.656267

natural killer cyber ben


 No.656268


 No.656269

real human ben


 No.656270

i really hope the hall of nightmares is real

i don't think it's real, but that doesn't mean i don't want it to be real


 No.656271

File: 1458251037372.png (1.3 MB, 750x900, 5:6, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.656272

>>656264

>>656268

ninja lola it is


 No.656273

>>656271

THE GUAC


 No.656274

the presidency

or

basically a huge fucking bowl of guacamole


 No.656275

i kind of feel bad for Jeb!


 No.656276

File: 1458251401110.png (21.48 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_34_25828.png)

party of 4 actually

slot 2


 No.656277

>>656274

*sweats profusely*


 No.656278

>>656276

what does princess do


 No.656279

Id rather be anywhere than where i am right now.


 No.656280

*fucks a bowl of guac*


 No.656281

File: 1458251634989-0.png (34.6 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_15_26550.png)

File: 1458251635341-1.png (34.52 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_20_26566.png)

File: 1458251635341-2.png (33.75 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_26_26586.png)

File: 1458251635341-3.png (32.9 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_30_26599.png)

>>656278

buffs and whips I think


 No.656282

Metal Gear Scharfenstein


 No.656283

benji the bencat


 No.656284

>>656275

don't

feel bad for the suckers that threw money away via his campaign


 No.656285

Why haven't. I killed you? It feels like it would be so easy...


 No.656286

File: 1458251842792.jpg (55.94 KB, 400x300, 4:3, image.jpg)


 No.656287


 No.656288

All i wanted to do on my day off was sit back and play video games with a few drinks. How did i get dragged to this shitty restaurant?


 No.656289

>>656281

i'm thinking princess3, a healer(?) and a tank to round things out


 No.656290

Corn beef and cabbage is SHIT


 No.656291

WHERE IS YOUR GOD


 No.656292

what game is this


 No.656293


 No.656294

just guac me up


 No.656295

I wish i had a gf with me right now. Maybe if I did this whole excursion would be tolerable.


 No.656296

>>656295

I'll be your gf


 No.656297

>>656295

hsg can be your gf


 No.656298

>>656281

3 or 4


 No.656299

>>656293

Im sorry who are you and why is your taste so bad?


 No.656300

>>656299

cletus


 No.656301

>>656299

tyrone


 No.656302

>>656299

muhammad


 No.656303

HSG make out with me in front of all these drunk irishmen.


 No.656304

File: 1458252720939.jpg (87.88 KB, 980x854, 70:61, 980x.jpg)

guac


 No.656305

>>656303

o-okay


 No.656306

>>656290

fug yoo


 No.656307

>>656303

i cant! i'm not slutty enough!


 No.656308

>>656304

*pushes Jeb! deeper into the guac*


 No.656309

>>656303

kiss your phone in 10 seconds

use tongue


 No.656310

I'm feeling the bern


 No.656311

*goes in for the kill*


 No.656312

i wonder if the warehouse full of guacabowles will be up for auction at some point


 No.656313

*goes out for the kill*


 No.656314

oh yeah, it's st. patrick's day today

just think, if you were a normie you'd be out getting drunk with your friends right now

hsg is s-so much better right guys


 No.656315

you know that famous historical clip of that japanese politican being bumrushed at the podium and stabbed with a katana

i imagine that happening with Trump and Jeb stabbing him while tears stream down his face


 No.656316

>>656314

drinking is for sinners

how about you play a game of yhatzee with us?


 No.656317

File: 1458253113044-0.png (37.64 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_13_31245.png)

File: 1458253113095-1.png (37.15 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_19_31265.png)

File: 1458253113286-2.png (35.47 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_23_31278.png)

File: 1458253113429-3.png (35.93 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_28_31294.png)

knight. twintails are not an option.


 No.656318

*orders take out for the kill*


 No.656319

>>656317

3 then

so far #4 is usually the best


 No.656320

>>656315

trump has a concealed carry gold-plated desert eagle on him at all times


 No.656321

>>656314

most normies have work tomorrow

anyway we can get drunk together, friendly-style

we're all pals here at hsg


 No.656322

i wish i had a sexy rival that would bully me into eating her ass


 No.656323

>>656319

yeah #3


 No.656324

>>656316

i kind of want to play a game with you guys

it's been ages since we did cards against humanity, who's up for a round of that


 No.656325

>>656314

alcohol isn't that great

its one of the few substances I don't really like

the fact that it is the de facto drug of choice of humanity kinda sucks

why couldn't we have just gotten into smoking hash


 No.656326

>>656324

i'm about to be home in like 30 something minutes

you guys can start without me though if you want


 No.656327

File: 1458253453492.gif (44.79 KB, 394x399, 394:399, 1390683663591.gif)

>>656314

you won't believe what i'm doing tonight


 No.656328

>>656320

>cc gold deagle

Why


 No.656329

File: 1458253520469-0.png (36.26 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_29_32473.png)

File: 1458253520491-1.png (34.12 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_33_32486.png)

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File: 1458253520558-3.png (34.44 KB, 256x384, 2:3, 7th Dragon (E)_41_32513.png)

>>656319

pretty much.

apparently princess+healer is redundant so weeb me up


 No.656330

>>656329

NUMBAH FOUR


 No.656331

>>656329

#4 is kawaii...


 No.656332

>>656329

3 looks like jade

4 looks kind of weird

either 1 or 4


 No.656333

>>656329

2

4 is a furfag


 No.656334

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.656335

>>656333

im prepared 2 yiff


 No.656336

what's the female equivalent of jamal?


 No.656337

>20-something year old that will buy me alcohol refuses to buy me everclear

fuck this fucking guy, i'll find somebody else

tumut is right though, it's a pretty shitty drug. i only really take it when i'm pairing it with weed


 No.656338

>>656336

shaniqua


 No.656339

Somebody start singing the steel samurai theme


 No.656340

File: 1458254015462.png (2.26 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 211420_2016-03-17_00012.png)

this can only mean a boss fight

i dont wwanna


 No.656341

>>656337

or you could be a good boy and not do the drugs


 No.656342

>>656336

jamalia


 No.656343

>>656340

don't worry, he's a piece of cake

just wack him in the head, honestly

and don't summon anyone, they're distracting


 No.656344

how can i become brave


 No.656345

>>656344

you need the everclear


 No.656346

>>656340

time to fight the Fanged Vagina


 No.656347

Any of you guys ever hear of a band called madder rose?


 No.656348

>>656340

remember: summoning is for pussies


 No.656349

>>656347

no, but i read a book called rose madder


 No.656350

oh noo my 3ds is giving me that black screen error whenever i turn on the wifi


 No.656351

File: 1458254462497.png (1.02 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 211420_2016-03-17_00014.png)

FUCK


 No.656352

>>656351

ooh, so close

and yet

so far


 No.656353

>>656341

i'm always on drugs

i turn into a subhuman if i don't get my caffiene


 No.656354

despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator


 No.656355

>>656350

did it hit something earlier?


 No.656356

W4NN4 S33 MY G4P1NG DR4GON?


 No.656357

File: 1458254583074.png (145.35 KB, 561x297, 17:9, how does it feeeeeeel seat….png)


 No.656358

>>656351

Nigger how late are you


 No.656359

>>656355

i don't think so, it mostly just sits around in my room


 No.656360

They should really remake okage shadow king. The meme generation would love it.


 No.656361

roomy woomy


 No.656362

Is it better to be crafty or intelligent?


 No.656363

rumi wumi


 No.656364

>>656362

one is useless when paired with a complete lack of the other


 No.656365

>>656362

i'd rather be intelligent


 No.656366

>>656364

crafty but unintelligent is comedy

intelligent but not crafty is way more boring


 No.656367

>>656362

Intelligent

Crafty is a personality really while intelligence is a quantitative value


 No.656368

Like you can't measure craftiness but you can measure intelligence


 No.656369

>>656358

I just got the game on steam since golden joystick was giving it out free

I've played it before, and dark souls 2


 No.656370

i swore I'd play ever kings field before playing souls so I haven't touched it


 No.656371

>>656370

why would you swear that


 No.656372

>>656371

it's epic?


 No.656373

>>656357

to be a bitch


 No.656374

File: 1458255461475.png (1006.92 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 211420_2016-03-17_00015.png)

fuck


 No.656375

I want to marry Quelaag's sister


 No.656376

i swear it...on my steam account...


 No.656377

>>656375

she's cute yea


 No.656378

a man's word


 No.656379

File: 1458255720205.gif (392.82 KB, 500x378, 250:189, best girling intensifies.gif)

dark souls 3 SOON


 No.656380

>>656374

hahahahahha


 No.656381

>>656367

can you measure intelligence with a ruler? are there units of intelligence?

stupid


 No.656382

>>656381

>can you measure intelligence with a ruler? are there units of intelligence?

........................


 No.656383

>Dark Souls 3 a day before my birthday

Should I


 No.656384

Man

I wish DS2 wasn't mediocre


 No.656385

>>656381

literally yes


 No.656386

not to sort of be on cletus' side but while IQ does exist it's bogus as shit for "measuring intelligence"


 No.656387

I want Sun and Moon le now


 No.656388

mea2ure THII2

*grab2 diick2*


 No.656389

>>656386

yeah it's a subjective measuring system


 No.656390

>>656383

stop increasing your vidya backlog

don't end up like me


 No.656391

pokemon pee version and pokemon poop version


 No.656392

increase your anime backlog instead


 No.656393

>>656386

it's more a measure of how smart you can be than how smart you are


 No.656394

>>656392

Lupin the Third


 No.656395

>Red Dead Redemption 2 rumored to be revealed at E3

please


 No.656396

bokemon bee bersion and bokemon boob version :DDDDD


 No.656397

>>656396

chill, pokefag


 No.656398

>>656397

he's memeing


 No.656399

File: 1458256938575.png (3.07 KB, 211x246, 211:246, 1411512957311.png)


 No.656400

File: 1458257015310.png (9.69 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….png)

rate my victory road team


 No.656401

8okemon 8ee 8ersion and 8okemon 8ooh version ::::DDDDD


 No.656402

>>656400

5/10

because 50% are good and the other 50% are shiiiit


 No.656403

>>656400

ebin/10


 No.656404

>>656401

a grown man wrote this post


 No.656405

>>656401

>8ooh

fuck

FUCK


 No.656406

u smogon


 No.656407

8ooh 8ear


 No.656408

smogOFF


 No.656409

smog me


 No.656410

8iglet


 No.656411

THE SMOGGER


 No.656412

8a88it


 No.656413

Uh question...does it usually take 2 hours and 56 minutes for a laptop to charge all the way up?


 No.656414

888888


 No.656415

8i88er


 No.656416

Gr8 88 m8


 No.656417

yes


 No.656418

W8er, there's a 8ee in my 8oup!!!!!!!!


 No.656419

File: 1458257618446.jpg (159.45 KB, 900x1366, 450:683, PunisherDDshirt.jpg)

soon...


 No.656420

W8er, someone 8eed in my 8oup!!!!!!!!


 No.656421

Jesus was kind of an asshole.


 No.656422

W8er, there's a 8ee in my 8oop!!!!!!!!


 No.656423

Can someone who has more than one braincell please post? I'm shitting gold and all you people have are le 8 jokes.


 No.656424

File: 1458257895748.png (266.08 KB, 818x365, 818:365, 1388702149266.png)


 No.656425

>>656423

I ha8be at least 8 8rain8ells!


 No.656426

Vriska's shrieky panicked voice


 No.656427

>>656423

me love joey


 No.656428

do you think people in the future will look back with the same distance at islamic religious fundamentalism and extremism in the same way we treat 18th century piracy.


 No.656429

>>656426

>Vriska's shrieky panicked voice

>Cletus! Please, no! Stop!


 No.656430

Vriska's 8 8alls


 No.656431

happy st. patrick's day I'm going back to drinking. later fools.


 No.656432

*cocks shotgun*

homosexual? get off of my property


 No.656433

>>656428

people think pirates are cool though

are you saying we'll have people dress up as jihadders in the 24th century?


 No.656434

File: 1458258250424.gif (43.08 KB, 936x40, 117:5, R T F C.gif)

>>656429

>panicked Vriska

>no 8s


 No.656435

>>656431

vrant soon?


 No.656436

>>656433

that would be epic


 No.656437

>>656433

>>656428

they'll just lose any sense of context

they'll see them as "cool" and "fighting against an unjust system", if they do see them like pirates

they'll romanticize the "do whatever you want all the time, beholden to no government" lifestyle without actually understanding what it meant


 No.656438

>>656433

that is my point. maybe instead of pirates of the carribean they'll have omar of chechnya


 No.656439

T-that's my 8utt!


 No.656440


 No.656441

I m8de that 8itch f8mous


 No.656442

>>656437

most pirates weren't assholes though


 No.656443


 No.656444

red sky at night, shiite's delight

red sky at morning, suni take warning


 No.656445

Pirates didn't suicide bomb places or fight for religion though.

They were just common crooks...but you know...at sea. They're idealized the same way the mafia is V-fan why are you so fucking stupid?


 No.656446

File: 1458258647050.jpg (111.9 KB, 1300x866, 650:433, 14959099-Suicide-concept-m….jpg)

>about to beat gaping dragon

>game crashes


 No.656447

>>656446

Maybe the universe is giving you a sign.


 No.656448

File: 1458258704407.webm (2.9 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Rabbinic opinions.webm)

opinions on child death?


 No.656449

>>656448

I don't care if children die.


 No.656450

File: 1458258741380.png (7.45 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….png)

fuck you wally, i used every fucking potion i had


 No.656451

>>656445

you know, I should be drinking. But I just want to sit you down and tell you how dumb you are.

You're dumb. You're a dumbie. Almost everything we know about pirates is painted through rose colored glasses and romanticism, and it's hard to tell what was fact and what was fiction. The fact is people willing to hijack vessels (see, planes, pun intended), do whatevery they wanted to the crew for cash, and this happening in the 18th century

like, bad shit happened. You can't just say "these group of fairly uneducated raiders with swords handled their prisoners gently and just wanted to politely take the money and go.". That is not what happened.

dumbie


 No.656452

>>656448

>So many uhhhhhhhhs and ummmmmms

I bet you people speak like this all the fucking time too.


 No.656453

>>656452

um, fuck off, ok???


 No.656454

>>656442

what

are you serious


 No.656455

>>656454

would you rather hang with pirates or jihadists

thought so


 No.656456

File: 1458259010617.jpg (41.63 KB, 500x500, 1:1, tumblr_n7bt72zxVS1t8wwivo1….jpg)

>>656451

>"these group of fairly uneducated raiders with swords handled their prisoners gently and just wanted to politely take the money and go."

I didn't fucking say that you dumb bitch. What I'm saying is that they did all that for the COLD HARD CASH. not some bullshit ideology like fucking Islamic terrorists.

LISTEN when people talk to you.


 No.656457

>>656455

neither

you're a fucking idiot


 No.656458

wally is definitely the rival I dislike the most


 No.656459

File: 1458259183892.jpg (400 KB, 2000x1320, 50:33, 1816-Luny.jpg)

>>656455

>I didn't fucking say that you dumb bitch. What I'm saying is that they did all that for the COLD HARD CASH. not some bullshit ideology like fucking Islamic terrorists.

Do you really think you can change ideals and have it not be as bad when you decapitate people. I don't know, does spray painting your car silver from red make it another car?


 No.656460

>>656122

Who drew this?


 No.656461

>>656455

ninjas obviously


 No.656462

You people will argue about anything


 No.656463


 No.656464

Somalian pirates we!


 No.656465


 No.656466

File: 1458259288261.png (1.82 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 211420_2016-03-17_00017.png)

All I needed was one more good hit


 No.656467

File: 1458259339959.gif (64.79 KB, 752x752, 1:1, 1457747302421.gif)

>>656459

Actually killing people for money is less reprehensible than killing for an imaginary man with a beard in the sky. But HEY, that's an opinions thing.


 No.656468

>>656467

Ok so decapitating people for gold is different than decapitating people for religious fundamentalism. The decapitations are different based on context, gotcha.


 No.656469

>>656379

>best girl

Oh fuck no. That bitch is garbage.


 No.656470

that's it I will not be sucked into another debate here I'm outie 9000


 No.656471

>>656468

don't you understand? it's okay to do it for money, because that anon can relate to wanting to kill someone for money, but can't relate to killing someone for religion

that which is similar is better, of course


 No.656472

>>656469

I didn't notice the file name until you pointed it out but I agree

fuck Nui and not in the good way


 No.656473

>>656468

yes, they are, thanks for noticing


 No.656474

can you imagine being a guy that unironically argues with vfan


 No.656475

>>656473

I'm being sarcastic. Decapitating people is abhorrent you dumb piece of shit


 No.656476

really now

that's it I will not be sucked into another debate here I'm outie 9000


 No.656477


 No.656478

File: 1458259710043.jpg (96.4 KB, 500x611, 500:611, 1371638159804.jpg)

>>656467

>imaginary man with a beard in the sky


 No.656479

"the cartels are ok for decapitating people, it's for money"

t.mbg


 No.656480

>>656468

Ok Vfan here's the thing. The mob and gangstas and all these other criminal elements are WORSHIPED and ROMANTICIZED and they exist in the here and now. What's the one thing they and pirates have in common? They kill people for cash and answer to nobody. They also don't kill themselves which kind of helps.

If people were going to do the same thing to Islamic terrorists they would have started doing it already. Get the picture?


 No.656481

>>656472

It's nice to have someone else on the board with good taste.


 No.656482

>>656480

this is the dumbest argument I've ever had in my entire life.


 No.656483

File: 1458259836265.png (1.33 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 211420_2016-03-17_00018.png)

I AM THE FUCKING STRONG


 No.656484

File: 1458259881586.png (2.43 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….png)

HATE HM MOVES


 No.656485

>>656471

that anon is saying stealing and murdering because you basically don't have any other options where you live (same as modern pirate), is better than murdering to appease a god, or use a god as an excuse for murder

no one said killing for money was okay you dumb fuck


 No.656486

>>656485

it's wonk


 No.656487

File: 1458259915465.gif (528.79 KB, 500x213, 500:213, 37f639cf8c900d895f33d349a3….gif)


 No.656488

File: 1458259926000.gif (1.4 MB, 264x212, 66:53, Crazycerealnigger.gif)

>>656474

he must be a huge dumb faggot lol


 No.656489

>>656480

nobody worships the mob who exists today

they worship a romanticized version of the mob from the 20's and 30's.

>If people were going to do the same thing to Islamic terrorists they would have started doing it already

they do

it's called "joining them"


 No.656490

>>656489

real people not subhumans


 No.656491

>>656489

>nobody worships the mob who exists today


 No.656492

HE HATES IT


 No.656494

File: 1458260083388.png (105.32 KB, 578x748, 17:22, tumblr_inline_o44cubA55d1s….png)

fuhgeddaboutit


 No.656495

the real learning lesson of this argument is no matter what I say or do someone will disagree and fight with me over the most minute shit to the level of saying decapitating people is a strong minus


 No.656496

>>656489

We're talking about cultural perception you dumb fucking clown.

It's not about actually joining the group. It's about how they're perceived by the public. It's about how they're going to keep making mobster and pirate movies for the next 50 years and you're not gonna see a single damn one that paints a suicide bomber in a "romantic and charming" light.


 No.656497

>>656495

is decapitating fascists okay because context?


 No.656498

>>656497

no. smashing them up is though.


 No.656499

You come to me on this, the day of my daughter's wedding


 No.656500

wow look at this shit i don't care about


 No.656501

you eat my grandmother's a le the pizz


 No.656502

File: 1458260356183.jpg (824.78 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_o3dx04APO61tottvbo1….jpg)

a friend of mine is playing a tank dating VN

and he's so into the tank trivia

it's adorable

>>656496

i'm over this


 No.656503

this is the part where someone who doesn't give a shit says "BUT VFAN BEATING PEOPLE IS WRONG :(" when you just were arguing about the positives of perceiving decapitation as time goes by.

this is so stupid, so monumentally dumb. that I gotta say, please don't drag me into the debate of ethics in decapitation and violence 1further because it's like an itch I can't scratch just please let me go.


 No.656504

Every single liberal in america white knights for muslims and uses the made of term of "islamaphobia" to silence all anti-terroist sentiment. If the left had their way every movie and TV show would put muslim terrorists in a positive light.


 No.656505

Lads I'm bored.

Tell me a story.

Make sure it has pirates in it.


 No.656506

let's put together some money and give wonk another boxcutter


 No.656507

>>656504

You have a pretty warped sense of reality buddy.


 No.656508

starving people to death is good and cool but i draw the line at decapitation


 No.656509

File: 1458260615060.png (18.05 KB, 581x560, 83:80, I CaN'T HoNk tO ThIs.png)

>>656504

what's remarkable is that you're probably serious

you honestly think this is the truth

incredible


 No.656510

religious people should be hung tbqh


 No.656511

>>656503

don't lose your head lol


 No.656512

>>656507

well you're a fag, so there


 No.656513

>>656508

If you're against starvation on the level you're against it in communist countries you would also be against it equally and see it as unacceptable in western countries. if you're against poverty put your money where your mouth is.

you did it you mad man you brought me back to make another post


 No.656514

gamzeefags should be hung tbqh


 No.656515

File: 1458260709303.gif (926.65 KB, 500x281, 500:281, chill.gif)

You know for people who keep saying they don't give a shit about this topic, you sure just keep on talking about this topic.


 No.656516

>>656515

welcome to hsg


 No.656517

>>656508

wouldn't starving to death be a lot more painful than a quick decapitation


 No.656518

you

people

will

argue

with

me

about

anything

i

was

just

making

a

fucking

joke


 No.656519

File: 1458260793444.jpg (119.06 KB, 570x775, 114:155, o-ROLLING-STONE-TSARNAEV-5….jpg)

He was a good boy he was praying five times a day my moqsue needs more money for them programs


 No.656520

>>656513

>you would also be

i am

>put your money where your mouth is

you first :)


 No.656521

oh wait was that post mocking vfan

I can't tell because I'm not reading her posts lol


 No.656522


 No.656523

>>656519

he looks like cletus but whiter


 No.656524

>>656505

watch pirates of the caribbean


 No.656525

>>656518

Maybe I just wanted to piss you off. Maybe I don't actually give a shit. Maybe I'm doing this because you get off on it and so do I. Maybe you're a hypocrite. Maybe we should go out for dinner?


 No.656526

>>656523

Egghead thought that was me when I posted him in the soc thread


 No.656527

>>656526

yeah that was epic lol


 No.656528

>>656524

I prefer Black Sails actually. Imho Michael Bay and the Transformers movies are only allowed to continue existing to funnel money into that show.


 No.656529

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater?


 No.656530

>>656529

anytime


 No.656531

>>656529

when you're a girl in a japanese anime


 No.656532

>>656530

One with a collar?


 No.656533

>>656529

all the time


 No.656534

>>656531

wait nevermind I thought that said striped underwear


 No.656535

>>656532

Turtle neck

That's the kind


 No.656536

Do guns exist in the pokemon world?


 No.656537

>>656536

America and wars do apparently


 No.656538

*looks at this thread*

What, it's just an ordinary thre- OH MY GOODNESS


 No.656539

>>656536

I think they did in the first season of the animeme


 No.656540

>>656537

Tell me more about these pokemon wars.


 No.656541

>>656540

lt surge


 No.656542

>>656540

Lt. Surge's pokemon saved him in the war.............

the war


 No.656543

Whatever happened to Cuntpi. She was hot. And also pretty disgusting but I could get over that.


 No.656544

>>656543

I wish cuntpi would forcefully piss in my mouth


 No.656545

>>656541

>>656542

I always did like LT. Surge. Even the anime didn't fuck him up as bad as they could have.


 No.656546

>>656543

>she was hot

meh


 No.656547

Who would you cast as the red/blue/yellow gym leaders in a live action pokemon movie?


 No.656548

>>656547

There's no person alive with a literal octagon head and no eyes so nobody could play Brock


 No.656549

>>656546

Yeah I was always more of a stabs guy myself.


 No.656550

>>656548

Just whip up his head with CGI and then use a blind guy.


 No.656551

>>656547

The Rock for Brock

Leonardo DeCaprio for Giovanni

John Cena for Surge


 No.656552

>>656547

Scarjo as misty.


 No.656553

>>656543

>>656549

Fuck you prab forever reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


 No.656554

Remember when HSG was a cool place for attractive people...and ipgd I guess.


 No.656555

>>656549

yeah stabs > cuntpi imo


 No.656556

I wish my skin could change color to reflect my mood.


 No.656557

>>656554

I guess I'm your last hope. Better not drive me away.


 No.656558

>>656557

meh if I close my eyes and imagine you as somebody hotter I guess I could see my way to fucking you.


 No.656559

[numale voice]: are you serious


 No.656560

>>656558

get the paper bag


 No.656561

i wish i could change the color of my cum


 No.656562

File: 1458262593708.png (264.22 KB, 1211x1259, 1211:1259, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.656563

File: 1458262715249.png (1.19 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 211420_2016-03-17_00019.png)

He's a big bird


 No.656564

File: 1458262734091.png (176.49 KB, 295x427, 295:427, andrewpussie.png)


 No.656565

>>656518

you could try le not falling for bait instead of le getting baited and then complaining about being baited


 No.656566

>>656562

Wait, if it's not his why does it look like him?


 No.656567

would you facefuck andrew pussie


 No.656568

>>656563

pour vous


 No.656569

jasp...


 No.656570

>>656566

yeah that occurred to me a while after seeing it for the first time

still funny though


 No.656571

>>656564

andrew pussie...


 No.656572

joey...


 No.656573

File: 1458263183213.png (109.84 KB, 540x650, 54:65, tumblr_o46bqdt0w91v1c63qo1….png)

scope this cute pyrope

now, i'm off

what fancy irish beer should i try tonight


 No.656574

>>656572

joey.

Joey.

Joey!

JOEY!

JOEY


 No.656575

>>656573

all of them


 No.656576

>>656573

try this fancy new one called "rat poison"


 No.656577

>>656573

there's this fantastic new thing going around called "hemlock", but be sure to take a big swig of it


 No.656578

>aunt died of cancer two nights ago

well fuck, ain't this a kick in the teeth


 No.656579

homelock


 No.656580

oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i think i've eaten too much corned beef today

my tumtum is upsetums


 No.656581

File: 1458263599352.gif (120.36 KB, 400x291, 400:291, 1392000673911.gif)

>>656577

>>656576

if i wanted that, i'd ask for an american beer


 No.656582

farts that have enough power to cause earthquakes


 No.656583

>that feel when it's late and you hunger


 No.656585

>>656583

its fucking 9 pm


 No.656586

i wonder if there's anyplace that has swastika temporary tattoos for little kids


 No.656587

liven it up a little hsg


 No.656588

man, the fucking music in the Torgue dlc is really fantastic


 No.656589

>>656379

PSG SEASON 2 NEVER


 No.656590

its kinda chilly in here

i put my long jammies


 No.656591

how's HSG tonight?


 No.656592

>>656590

But are your footsies warm


 No.656593

>>656400

RIIIIIIIIIIINZLER

>I FIGHT FOR THE USER


 No.656594

>>656591

boring


 No.656595

>>656591

still dealing with the reality of having short-short hair

i had it more than a foot and a half long until about the middle of last summer

between ear to shoulder length since then

but now it's less than an inch, maybe even less than half

it's feels fucking awesome but something about it just doesn't look right

i'm not fond of how it looks

maybe i could just buzz it even shorter, or maybe even just completely shave it


 No.656596

>>656592

yeah they are now i guess


 No.656597

File: 1458265290185.png (4.28 KB, 968x26, 484:13, help.PNG)

i cant stop


 No.656598

>>656590

>>656592

>>656596

haha guess what faggot:

space heater

right on the other side of my desk

checkmate


 No.656599

honestly, i know it's impossible. but i am so fucking terrified at the concept of all the other nominees, that i can't believe it. but, i really just want kasich to president. what the fuck is going on that we're at this point


 No.656600

>>656598

i really need to get a heater this year, last year was a frozen hell


 No.656601

>>656599

i thought you were like a super-liberal leftist bernie blower

what's with this sudden change of heart


 No.656602

>>656597

>FF.net

hello from 2003!

seriously is there even anything good there


 No.656603

>>656595

I've shaved it before. Its nice tbh


 No.656604

>>656602

not so much

i mean, i'm still enjoying it but ehhhh


 No.656605

jill stein 4 prez


 No.656606

>>656601

honestly i hate everyone running for president, and I want bernie to succeed but shit ain't happening. then again neither is kaisch

if i were for two people it'd be either of them. the idea of cruz or trump being president is like. what the fuck is this some kind of joke


 No.656607

File: 1458265626937.jpg (49.6 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 1458165350738.jpg)

cut your hair

become like rev


 No.656608

>>656600

on the same note, during that period i discovered that eating makes you warm

so have all your meals lads, don't willingly try to starve to death


 No.656609

man

12$ an hour or otherwise, my job is p decent

>literally my only extended interaction with decent human beings

>guy who works with me is a right wing health nut type

>denies holocaust

>relativism a shit

>we just circlejerk politics

>it's fucking great

but today i found out he's 1/16th jewish, and likes steven universe.....

also he mentioned flat earth theory a few months back, so maybe he's white jew cletus???

my boss is cool too with 'muh anti-establishment' but she's more leftist and buys into global warmeme... and holohoax....

not that i was the one to mention le holohoax. it was my epic /b/ro.... poor lad.


 No.656610

>>656609

i'm almost positive you're not real and a split personality of sponge


 No.656611

>>656606

what about clinton

give your thoughts on clinton

im actually interested, no trolling intentions


 No.656612

File: 1458265791324-0.png (1.18 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1458265791406-1.png (1.18 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1458265791478-2.png (1.16 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1458265791518-3.png (1.21 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1458265791520-4.png (1.22 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.656613

>>656612

[excited bird noises]


 No.656614

>>656610

don't reply to my posts.


 No.656615

>>656611

she's exactly what you think she is. if it comes down between trump or clinton i'm not voting or i'm voting for vermin supreme


 No.656616

>>656613

this is a cockatiel being a big fat hissburger

he's pissed


 No.656617

File: 1458265887468.jpg (23.77 KB, 480x516, 40:43, 1457020529100[2].jpg)


 No.656618


 No.656619

i forgot to mention my epic /b/ro has great sideburns and a neat-o chinpatch

poor lad broke his knuckle by punching a wall and needs wrist guards forever......


 No.656620

>>656616

HE HATES IT!


 No.656621

>>656616

he's epic...


 No.656622

>have to use only five pokemon in victory road due to the amount of fucking HMs you need to use in there

i fucking hate this


 No.656623

I'd be down for Kasich as president but he's not provocative enough to get attention in the clown show that is the 2016 presidential campaign


 No.656624

File: 1458265992652.png (170.39 KB, 540x395, 108:79, tumblr_o3sh3cRpdo1rfucddo1….png)

vfan


 No.656625

that said, it's like chosing between cutting a finger off or cutting a toe off. but i'd rather hillary be president than trump. like, hold a gun to my head.

but i don't see a situation where i could possibly vote for clinton. fuck this election.


 No.656626

>>656624

is juicy lips code word for meaty labia


 No.656627

hilary clintoris... why won't anyone back feminism in this brave new world? why is the epic sjw messiah an old white male...


 No.656628

my favorite meme is all the blacks voting for clinton


 No.656629

maybe feminists finally realized that women........

have... no balls.


 No.656630

>dems who are voting for third parties/ repubs when there's a supreme court position on the line

no.


 No.656631

>>656624

Kaisch is like a granddad, i'm sure he'd be gentle and respectful


 No.656632

File: 1458266134072.png (435.51 KB, 633x411, 211:137, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.656633

>>656628

my favorite meme is democracy


 No.656634

what are my chances of succesfully running for president in 2020

i will represent both /pol/ and furries with my porn legend status

naturally i will convince both parties i am only using the other........

i'll also promote free abortions for women, for the sake of eugenics...

i will be epic....

#niggerclit2020


 No.656635

>>656632

bury green birb


 No.656636

why isn't there a way to filter flags


 No.656637

If Red Dead Redemption DOES get a sequel I hope it's not about Jack Marston, that'd suck


 No.656638

god-emperor of mankind trump


 No.656639

>>656628

i don't even understand it

early on, npr wouldn't shut up about clinton's guaranteed win over sanders due her total claim to the black vote

and i thought they were just sucking clinton's cock like they've been doing all election, but wouldn't you know it, when the primaries rolled around clinton had huge wins in the south because so many black people came out and voted for her

i don't get the connection.


 No.656640

>>656636

There is but I think the guy who wrote it has been gone for a while now


 No.656641

i pray to my 1/16th irish roots that I can get through this life time without going mad from the eldritch lovecraftian stupid bullshit that is american politics once kanye west runs for president in 2020

actually fuck that, i pray to my russian roots.


 No.656642

>>656640

i change mine regularly anyway.


 No.656643

>>656639

bill plays the sax


 No.656644

>>656639

colonel sanders vs the clintoris...

i thought black people liked kfc


 No.656645

>>656641

I meant to include some sort of link to drinking and alcoholism. but I think it goes without saying when russia or ireland are brought yp


 No.656646

*kidnaps you and puts you in cage*

*slowly lowers the cage into a vault of scat*


 No.656647

>>656639

1) bill is a real nigga

2) bill get he dick succed and everyone knew

3) we aint votin for no old cracka mothafucka


 No.656648

black people generally hate the jews more than any other race does


 No.656649

>>656646

this is a great analogy for life in the 21st century


 No.656650

>>656647

but hillary is an old cracka mothafucka......


 No.656651

>>656648

i thought that was mudslimes


 No.656652

>>656651

that's different


 No.656653

>>656651

shut the honest to god fuck up zip your fucking lips holy shit you're annoying and such a suck up you remind me of the bubonic plague


 No.656654

>>656651

that's not a race


 No.656655

>>656651

>race

Libbyclit...


 No.656656

>>656653

more like

pubeonic plague


 No.656657

i think my trip going away randomly is sign for me to evacuate while this mother fucker is still here like gangrene and get back to it


 No.656658

muslims are a race though


 No.656659

>>656658

you and people like you are why alcoholism exists in the human race


 No.656660

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

man how do sjws survive without humor

i wish i had that webm saved with the bitch trying to make comedy out of 'why do we need shoes'


 No.656661

>>656658

fuck i mean middle easter eggers or whatever the fuck...

not technically niggers afaik


 No.656662

>>656660

it's not that i can't laugh at a joke about the jewish people

it's that you're not fucking funny you're a fucking cretinous crab looking fuck mouth


 No.656663


 No.656664

File: 1458266997302.jpg (34.11 KB, 632x239, 632:239, 1458266678751[1].jpg)


 No.656665

>>656658

no they aren't. there are plenty of arab and asian muslims, and they aren't even close the same race. that's like saying jews are a race ;^)


 No.656666

>>656662

SHE KEEPS REPLYING TO MY POSTS EVEN THOUGH I ASKED HER NOT TO

GRANT

GRANT

GRANT

HOW MANY DRAGONBALLS DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO DELETE VFAN FROM MY EXISTENTIAL REALITY


 No.656667

>>656665

fuck are you 1/16th jew too....

all my /b/ros...


 No.656668

>>656666

shut the fuck up crab man stop snipping your ugly ass bearded pincers in my direction


 No.656669

File: 1458267104674.jpg (69.08 KB, 624x720, 13:15, 1458089753348.jpg)

>>656667

don't worry /b/ro... i'm here for you...


 No.656670

the crab must stop. we all know this to be true, we're just being polite.


 No.656671

>>656670

you need to stop and we're not polite but that doesn't stop you from posting here


 No.656672

>>656669

trump... but you've got billions... too many billions........


 No.656673

>>656667

what the fuck are you going on about you stupid nigger

i'm 0% jewish because i don't subscribe to their putrid ideology or their delusions


 No.656674

>>656664

jeez this is overt

is funny how republicans have used fear of different people and democrats have used fear of bigotry towards different people to the same goal of pointing everyone away from the ruling class


 No.656675

bury vfan alive under a stack of her nudes


 No.656676

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

where is my cletus

where is my porn ideas...


 No.656677

>>656671

the moment you jump in the way of pube beard from my evil insults of calling him a crab, which is what he looks like, is the moment i own your balls forever

c'mere i got the clippers


 No.656678

File: 1458267367143.jpg (20.85 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 14582672447571679459788.jpg)


 No.656679

does anyone know where i can find this video?

it was on youtube, and at the end, the screen went black and some british guys said "and now for something completely different"

then he started singing 'we can dance if you want to' really but not staying very true to the way it actually sounds

i think it might have been a tf2 video, but maybe not


 No.656680

>>656673

>stupid nigger

f-fuck, sorry onii-sama


 No.656681

>>656678

I thought he was naked for a second


 No.656682

>>656676

dude i doubt cletus even stands your crab ass


 No.656683

sorry, not replying


 No.656684

File: 1458267435876.jpg (552.41 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20140517_202042.jpg)


 No.656685

the real problem isn't that you're destitute.... it's those other destitute fellas who don't like your skin color.............


 No.656686

I wish I lived with Rev

He'll probably be a cool roommate


 No.656687

jews aren't a race

they're a rat breed >:)


 No.656688

>>656680

i'm sorry

i'm angry about something else, i shouldn't be taking it out on le you


 No.656689

File: 1458267585326-0.png (192.46 KB, 265x370, 53:74, 1458090662727-0.png)

File: 1458267585327-1.png (184.25 KB, 265x370, 53:74, 1458090663325-1.png)

>>656684

BETTER THAN GARRUK


 No.656690

sponge i have to go but i'm trusting you. to fry this crab. i defeated you in combat last night, you owe me


 No.656691


 No.656692

>>656686

I cook

I like to mod consoles


 No.656693

>>656688

it's ok epic friend. we are still epic friends.


 No.656694

File: 1458267669862-0.jpg (18.37 KB, 400x301, 400:301, image.jpg)

File: 1458267669881-1.jpg (658.83 KB, 850x3600, 17:72, image.jpg)

File: 1458267669911-2.jpg (249.69 KB, 672x1025, 672:1025, image.jpg)

File: 1458267669921-3.jpg (195.61 KB, 791x891, 791:891, image.jpg)


 No.656695

rev reminds me of a cousin of me mum

i like him


 No.656696

>>656688

No you're not, stop being a fucking coward or I'll humiliate you


 No.656697

Hey Grant. If I cared enough to make a new account or remembered what the fuck my old one's password was would you let me into the skype chat? I wanna see if HSG looks like ants from up there.


 No.656698

wow this thread is shit , i might be back when the pig children tire themselves out


 No.656699

>>656690

are we le epic friends again? l o l

i don't think le crabman needs help looking a shithead. this is pubebeard, right? that "beard" alone is enough of a red flag


 No.656700

>>656689

i miss Garruk


 No.656701

>>656699

dude... i shaved fucking months ago...


 No.656702

need to shave again tbh


 No.656703

>>656686

but he's turn the volume all the way up to try to hear the sound


 No.656704

File: 1458267849065.jpg (34.99 KB, 720x540, 4:3, vfan age 5.jpg)

>>656698

>implying you ever leave


 No.656705

>>656699

no we're not friends we're respected enemies like arnold and the predator or goku and vegeta


 No.656706

>>656704

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gottem!


 No.656707

kill the sound


 No.656708

>>656701

good. please keep shaving

>>656705

that's fucking epic! lol


 No.656709

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

if you'll be my bodyguard, i can be your long lost P#A#L...


 No.656710

File: 1458267979425-0.jpg (33.47 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 1452905346425.jpg)

File: 1458267979433-1.jpg (20.85 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 1458267367143.jpg)

darkness pervade the rev


 No.656711

Are you there Grant? It's me Margarette.


 No.656712

brb going to go wonk myself lol

make sure xlr is ready


 No.656713

File: 1458267998159.jpg (718.46 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20160316_004104.jpg)


 No.656714

>>656705

goku and vegeta are friends...


 No.656715

>>656679

seriously somebody help me find this thing i'm not just fishing for (you)s

this has been driving me nuts for days and if i don't figure it out soon i may just go on a massive binge of shitty videos i've seen a million times


 No.656716

>>656713

that's one big tongue


 No.656717

respected enememes.... lige... le benis und bragino xxDDDDDDDXXD^Dd^^^DxXd^Dx^x^X^Ddd


 No.656718

>>656714

they weren't when it mattered.


 No.656719

>>656713

You look so fucking British


 No.656720

File: 1458268113401.jpg (161.5 KB, 900x588, 75:49, 044-040-1200.jpg)


 No.656721

>>656709

p.s.

the joke is that P#A#L is my porn name...........

>>656719

25% german, 50% mixed slavic, 25% mixed european


 No.656722

Guess Grant's not here.


 No.656723

hsg, I'll tell you what

next time, we can have another fun night like last night, and I can post this dude on /soc/


 No.656724

>>656720

huge, fuckable nigger lips...


 No.656725

we need to have an audio of niggy screaming all his aliases

niggerclit

niggercock

pubebeard

etc


 No.656726

File: 1458268202835.jpg (16.56 KB, 136x291, 136:291, image.jpg)

my bi-polar autism is flaring up again


 No.656727

>>656723

i already posted on /soc/... twice.........................


 No.656728

>>656725

pussyfart...

pubey pirahna...

penis#adventure#land...


 No.656729

File: 1458268266631.jpg (16.35 KB, 320x218, 160:109, 6257902078_b3ed7b7ec1_n.jpg)


 No.656730

File: 1458268293612.jpg (59.96 KB, 640x1053, 640:1053, image.jpg)


 No.656731

What's cooking semi good lookin?


 No.656732

naked mole rats are kinda cute tbqh


 No.656733

at least bogleech still updates regularly


 No.656734

>>656729

looks like my dick


 No.656735

Who da fuck is niggy?


 No.656736

File: 1458268349421.png (10.54 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….png)

oh

oh no

this can't be who i think it is


 No.656737


 No.656738

>>656731

who the fuck are you


 No.656739

>>656728

>pussyfart

Stop watching LPs retardo.


 No.656740

>>656736

get ready to get cucked


 No.656741

>>656735

*blows u up*


 No.656742

File: 1458268440910.jpg (41.58 KB, 600x404, 150:101, 1435731328340.jpg)


 No.656743

>>656736

WELCOME TO THE INTERACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS


 No.656744

>>656739

>LP

???


 No.656745

File: 1458268483409.jpg (73.48 KB, 790x1010, 79:101, image.jpg)


 No.656746

>>656738

I'm the voice inside your head

You refuse to hear

I'm the face that you have to face

Mirrored in your stare

I'm what's left, I'm what's right

I'm the enemy

I'm the hand that will take you down

Bring you to your knees


 No.656747

Is there such a thing as a "good" amv?


 No.656748

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.656749

man... did classic rock invent fembois....


 No.656750

>>656746

no seriously, who the fuck are you


 No.656751

huge fuckable nigger lips. i wiuld shamefully choke a nigger on my dick....


 No.656752

>>656750

I'm Batman


 No.656753

>>656747

i like that gurren lagann one set to welcome to the black parade


 No.656754

anyone remember super mario ball z

ah... my childhood....


 No.656755

how do i tell my retard memenigger libcuck memecuck shithead "friend" that he's a fucking buffoon? i'm so sick of his frisky idiot white guilt ass

do you want his nudes? i have his nudes


 No.656756

>>656754

yeah it was epic lol


 No.656757

>>656754

it started up again


 No.656758


 No.656759

>>656755

No

Post them everywhere though


 No.656760

I need new glasses


 No.656761

>>656755

why would your friend send you his nudes

that is hella gay, totally unepic


 No.656762

>YOU'RE A FUCKING _ ____


 No.656763

>>656755

tell him to fuck off and that you hate cuccs

or just start using slurs if you want to make it his fault

i'd just remove him tbh


 No.656764

Ah but seriously folks...Have you ever fucked a pregnant girl upside down at the mall? super into yoga this one. Could bend her legs all the way up up up into the sky and her pussy rained down the miracle whip.

Good times...goooooood times.


 No.656765

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>656747

*ahem*


 No.656766

>>656755

that's beyond gay


 No.656767

File: 1458268933416.png (362.42 KB, 979x420, 979:420, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.656768

File: 1458269044461.jpg (220.03 KB, 1091x1936, 1091:1936, image.jpg)

>>656759

>>656761

>>656763

>>656766

he sent this completely unsolicited, he blamed it on being drunk and laughed it off. i kind of just ignore him mostly, but his white guilt and etc still disgusts me

i like the slur idea


 No.656769

Ok let's spice it up a little. DO YOU LIKE CURRY? I can't get enough of the stuff myself. Had to go to the doctor once cuz I burned out all the sensation in my tounge.


 No.656770

>>656755

is he your ex-bf


 No.656771

god

my memespewing /b/tard bffsie has been anal ever since i posted vfan's nudie nudes...

which in retrospect was a dumb move and should have been beneath me but w/e

but... why does /b/ "you taught me racism" tard have a soul...


 No.656772

>>656768

Micro dick. blegh. and that hair......ugh. And he's a manlet too. Basically everything that could be wrong with this man is.


 No.656773

>>656770

nah. he really isn't my type. i don't think any guys are. except for le me ;^)


 No.656774

>>656768

he's clearly trying to seduce you


 No.656775

[note: I'm le me]


 No.656776

>>656773

w-what about me

i'll shave both sets of pubes... for you....


 No.656777

>>656768

don't do that.


 No.656778

>>656772

how can you even tell he's a manlet

>inb4 /fit/ calculation tactics


 No.656779

don't post anyone's nudes without their permission

how is this a hard thing to do


 No.656780

>Rumor has it the final scene of Legends of Tomorrow‘s May 19 season finale will introduce a “beloved superhero from the DC canon” whose mysterious agenda serves as “a launching off point for Season 2.”

*unzips dick*


 No.656781

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>656777

cucc'ed


 No.656782

>>656771

if you haven't already found out, I mean, how couldn't you? But! But, if you haven't already found out.

you're mentally ill and people and your personality doesn't work well with your face.

And your life is going to be a lonely one if you're that fucking naive. And that friend? I doubt you have more than one friend, but being fair if you do, he's going to tell you're other friends, and people who aren't even your friends.

That's how society works, when you're a piece of shit dumb ass like you are and share it to the world everyone hates you. Good luck in life, you'll either dig yourself deeper or society will hopefully break you into an institution.


 No.656783

>>656772

i don't think he's fully erect in that pic. at least i hope he isn't, lmao.

>>656774

he is. i'm not having any of it. his fat gf is kinda cute though. he sent me a picture of her butt in tights once, as all cucks should

>>656777

call the cops

>>656776

🐈


 No.656784

>>656780

which one

is it green lantern


 No.656785

give me the updates wes


 No.656786

I'm kind of wasted, so like? Maybe some grammatical errors. But I think you get the idea.


 No.656787

File: 1458269331609.jpg (101.59 KB, 640x366, 320:183, 4e0bb079376b13b3cecc448ebd….jpg)


 No.656788

feels good having good taste

going to have some private time with my good taste...

two miles and thirty minutes of private time........

>>656782

nah i've got like 10 people i could rank as bffsies and at least another 20 i talk to often


 No.656789

File: 1458269425934.png (455.99 KB, 570x574, 285:287, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.656790

>>656788

I bet just telling you hi could make you think someone's your friend fucking lmfao


 No.656791

>>656783

Post le buttë


 No.656792

File: 1458269462916.jpg (35.65 KB, 500x346, 250:173, what the actual fuck.jpg)

>>656768

why would you do this

why do you think this is okay

"his ideology disgusts me, let me post his nude body online for laughs"

what the fuck is wrong with you


 No.656793

>>656789

GRAND DAD


 No.656794

>>656768

you should corner him with some kind of white pride thing

like, come up with a clever way to trick him into contradicting himself about being white


 No.656795

>>656792

it's epic...


 No.656796

>>656792

these people are literal subhumans don't try to appeal to their logic. just watch it like an expedition for zoology, you're looking at the worst society has to offer. it's like, a learning lesson.


 No.656797

*turns into the flintstones theme*


 No.656798

>>656779

he raped my eyes with his nasty unsolicited nudes

this is his retribution

In the criminal meme system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.

In Homestuck General, the dedicated neets who investigate these vicious libcucks are members of an epic squad known as the Tripfag Circlejerk. These are their memes.

*bong bong*


 No.656799

>>656790

nah

i have enough friends that i have guilt trips about never having enough time for some i never get around to talking to

>>656792

dick move but sjws aren't people so partially justifiable


 No.656800

>>656797

*inarticulate screams*


 No.656801

>>656784

nobody knows...

common theory is booster gold, who is my favorite super hero


 No.656802

>>656792

to understand the spingelurd....... is to descend into the very depths of epic itself...

i am afraif u will nevre kno, yuo stupid goober dink shit....


 No.656803

>>656799

>i have enough friends

zip zip it.

Zip it. These people aren't your friends. They are your acquaintances. Just because someone is friendly with you does not make them your friend.

god you're like a child, it's so fucking unreal. how the fuck do you expect to be friends with anyone when you're this naive


 No.656804

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.656805

i want a video of vfan smoking

i really don't know why, i just really want it

provide, vfriend?


 No.656806

>>656792

>>656796

In the criminal meme system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.

In Homestuck General, the dedicated neets who investigate these vicious libcucks are members of an epic squad known as the Tripfag Circlejerk. These are their memes.

*bong bong*


 No.656807

>>656801

but i thought they couldn't have blue beetle

and you know

booster is nothing without ted


 No.656808

>>656798

this was cute, and clever

you're still a fucking idiot and a terrible person, but every once in a while, you're a good memer

>>656801

>booster gold on tv show

epic


 No.656809

*barg barg*


 No.656810

grand dad


 No.656811

>>656803

you sure know a lot about friends right?

:^)


 No.656812

Even if they are your "friends", what the fuck do you think drooling "uhhhhh durjhrrrr i shent a noodle pf a gir i dunt lurke on duh inshershet!"

Do you think they're not going to mock you for being a ridiculous retard?


 No.656813

>>656811

anyone does


 No.656814

>>656808

>you're still a fucking idiot and a terrible person, but every once in a while, you're a good memer

sadly you're not even that


 No.656815

>>656809

hau :DDD


 No.656816

File: 1458269839553.jpg (351.82 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, image.jpg)


 No.656817

>>656803

nah, good friends. friends i've known for years. friends like the chick who sent me my 3DS (yes i brag about this ALL THE FUCKING TIME i know). one chica i've known since i was 10 or 11. unfortunately i had a 1.5 year exodus from the internet which fucked up a lot of my old friendship, so i don't remember as many guys from le old days. lotta bffsies from then i don't really talk to and some friends i've completelt forgotten


 No.656818

i think the important point is to ridicule those dumb enought to send their nudes to other people


 No.656819

>>656801

booster gold is cool


 No.656820

>>656812

nah LP shitposts here with me sometimes


 No.656821

i dunno, i'd feel bad about it if i asked & then posted them, but i didn't. also i'm pretty positive i was underage and he was 20-something at the time! that should ring your epic sjw bell, should you possess it!


 No.656822

>>656807

i mean

they were going to have blue beetle

ray palmer was supposed to be ted kord originally, i think

but then they couldnt because they had plans for blue beetle or something?

they've also had supposed plans for booster in the works for ages

maybe whatever it was finally fell through and they can use em again


 No.656823

>>656817

>nah, good friends. friends i've known for years

i doubt it but if you keep doing this shit they're going to leave you.

it doesn't fucking matter if you were autistic child hood sweet hearts.

you're a piece of shit and your behavior has social consequences. You're going to learn them, and I'm glad it'll probably be soon.


 No.656824

File: 1458270008887.png (91.63 KB, 239x244, 239:244, heard you talkin shit.png)

>>656816

....this reminds me of Shodan.

creepy


 No.656825

is wonk a skypenig? i assume not but still


 No.656826

>>656820

You have like, canine intelligence it's so interesting


 No.656827

File: 1458270066287.png (414.08 KB, 600x651, 200:217, 1433612438127.png)

I know a lot about friends


 No.656828

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

here's another solid gold AMV

also, go watch this one

>>656765


 No.656829

>>656825

he's just a plain nigger


 No.656830

>>656822

yeah i knew the ray stuff, i really hope it's ted, but what if it's jaime? i mean they kinda wanted to make a blue beetle live action with him and all that


 No.656831

File: 1458270111481-0.jpg (5.44 KB, 240x46, 120:23, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….jpg)

File: 1458270111513-1.png (7.38 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….png)

I'M GOING IN


 No.656832

>>656821

are you seriously trying to argue with wonk


 No.656833

>>656832

I'm more worried he's so lost that he's trying to court you.


 No.656834

ugh it's cold AS FUCK

i'm going home

>>656833

tbh i only have eyes for wesley


 No.656835

>>656808

thank you for the meme review and the epic validation

i'll try to keep pushing them out of my epic gourd


 No.656836

>>656831

Is this le titular cuck


 No.656837

>>656827

weirdly enough, if you look up pictures of the friends cast then and now, all of them obviously have 20 extra years tacked on except Lisa Kudrow

it's weird but it's true


 No.656838

File: 1458270266396.png (54.42 KB, 292x322, 146:161, hell no.png)

>>656825

i almost joined in when someone invited me, because they thought i was XLR

that would have been an interesting three and a half seconds before they kicked me out again

but no, fuck that shit

>>656821

that does in fact ring my "sjw bell", and yeah, it was fucking creepy and gross of him to send you nudes, and then try and play it off like a "lel epic drunken mistake", that's what creeps do to kids, he's not a good guy

but that doesn't give you the right to post his stuff online, man

the stuff about you being a bad person for doing that still applies no matter what he did to you

it just makes it more understandable why you wanted to do it, i guess


 No.656839

>>656837

phoebe was always best friend


 No.656840

>>656834

Wesley and you surely deserve each other. No qualms here. You are the perfect couple.


 No.656841

>>656837

lisa kudrow is the one that looks the worst


 No.656842

vfan reminds me of a bunch of ugly alone cat-lady spinsters i've met but with more xanax abuse


 No.656843

i take it back, sponge... you forced the sjw to eat his own criticsm dick...

it was epic


 No.656844

>>656841

see that's where you're wrong


 No.656845

>>656838

Wonk. These people are like robots, they don't understand emotions or society, they don't understand anything about humanity. Don't try to argue sense into them, even if they could they have the attention span of small dogs.


 No.656846

>>656842

Uh? That's because that's what I am?


 No.656847

>i rung wonk's epic sjw bell

FFFFUUUÜUUUCCCKKKKKK YYYEEEEEÈAAAAÆAAAÃAAAAA

OOOOOOoooOOOO000000OÖÖ

YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 No.656848

>you will say wow!

what did they mean by this


 No.656849

File: 1458270456494.png (1.08 MB, 662x993, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>656844

you wish


 No.656850

>>656847

remember when everyone rated you a 5?

I do.


 No.656851

we are all friends here when we get down to it


 No.656852

>>656849

She looks like someone's mom so what


 No.656853

File: 1458270510019.png (3.92 KB, 440x532, 110:133, stern disapproval.png)

>>656843

i literally didn't take back anything i said

read my post again

>>656845

i can't write people off, vee, it's against my nature

>>656847

>pic related

calm down, man


 No.656854

>>656838

am i like a mr freeze villain or a windwaker ganon villain

or... an epic something else???


 No.656855

>>656853

♩Some patients can't be saved but that burden's not on you♩


 No.656856

>>656849

damnit


 No.656857


 No.656858

Sponge is like a 7.5

8 if you get rid of his greasy essence


 No.656859

>>656854

You're the worst villain of all

The stereotype


 No.656860

>>656849

my mom is significantly more attractive than this

>>656859

that's fucking epic! lol


 No.656861

>>656858

He's a 6 or a 5.7


 No.656862

File: 1458270637178.png (9.23 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Cuckold Emerald 1.0.1_1458….png)

sh*t


 No.656864


 No.656865

>>656858

give me 4 years

i'll either be a 10 or dead

or le both! lol


 No.656870

i was sleeping for a bit, just woke up and read to where are we now

but lol at vfan saying "im leaving i'm not going to get sucked in" like three hours ago and then proceeding to do the exact opposite


 No.656871

>>656862

>bull Pokemon

Heh


 No.656877

>>656870

haha yea

every fuckin time


 No.656879

>>656870

every

single

time


 No.656965

>>656768

>sponge

>not appreciating unsolicited nudity

OHHHH SHIT SON

MAYBE DON'T SEND SNAPS OF YOU JERKING OFF TO PEOPLE




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