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No.659427
I honestly wanna break up with my gf but I don't want to hurt her or anything
No.659428
when you're not lazy enough to make a post announcing a new thread but you're too lazy to link it
No.659429
>>659427
you can't have both
No.659430
>>659427
how attractive is she
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>>659427
It's your happiness vs yours mang. You can stay and be unhappy, stay and try to change yourself or her so you're happy, try to get her to break up with you, or break up with her.
No.659433
where to acquire stardew valley
nothin looks trustworthy in the usual spot
No.659434
>>659427
your options are a) break up and hurt her or b) marry her
you may as well pick one and get it over with
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>>659427
for what reason
that is half of the potential pain after all
No.659438
>>659436
you want a fucking cookie
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No.659440
*marries a person because I don't want to break up with them*
No.659441
>>659436
alright so i take it this means youre cutting out hsg
hurry up and leave
No.659442
*marries my gf because i love her*
:)
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>>659429
>>659432
>>659434
>>659435
how do i make this the least painful for her
like she's been too clingy after almost two months and been annoying lately but if i say that shit, she'll most likely cry and hurt herself or something
why the fuck do i get myself in these situations
No.659445
>>659443
"it's not you it's me"
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>>659443
>but if i say that shit, she'll most likely cry and hurt herself or something
listen. don't lie to her. it will only hurt more. tell her the truth and get it over with, coward.
No.659448
I sure could go for a cookie right now
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>>659443
publicly cheat on her, make her be mad about the break up, turn yourself into an asshole for her
No.659450
>>659443
>hey bby i kno u luv me rite wut do i have in common w/ astronauts
>knock knock ok we both need space bye plz
No.659451
>>659449
wouldn't that hurt her anyway
No.659452
*marries a guy because I'm running out of options*
No.659453
>>659451
it would channel her emotions in a better way at least, she would be hurt but not sad, she would just hate anon's guts
No.659454
>>659443
there isn't a nice way to do this stuff
you don't have to be super specific about why, if that's what youre worried about
No.659455
>>659447
sure the idea looks good on paper but when it comes to actually doing it, i get fucking anxious of the outcomes and most likely end up pussying out
No.659456
>>659455
trust me
i've been there
don't be a coward, be honest with your feelings, don't make it a break up, make it a conversation.
No.659457
>Cute suit now equippable by the engi
neat
when is grant turning off the captcha
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>>659456
also be a real american
No.659459
>>659456
i'll try
I'll keep hsg updated on this
No.659460
>>659459
do right by yourself and by her
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>>659461
that doesnt even fit the stereotypical chant rhythm
fr*ggin hacks........
No.659463
>>659461
this is like, racism from ages ago
this isn't even modern racism
it's like a throwback
"hiya how are ya"? that's low-hanging fucking fruit, man
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>>659463
I didn't bother reading "native american" and didn't get what the fuck was supposed to be going on
No.659466
>>659465
his name's "firewater", are you dumb?
No.659467
>>659461
fuck this actually made me laugh
No.659468
>>659466
I thought it was just some dumb name for alcohol
No.659469
>>659468
it is, typically associated with drunk injuns
like, it's what the dumb injun's called the white man's alcohol
like i said, it's oldschool
No.659470
>she texts "I love you so much ❤❤❤" all of a sudden
GODDAMN IT THIS IS WHY I DON'T WANNA DO THIS
No.659471
((lost spoilers ahead))
....the real john locke has been dead for a while, hasn't he
i'm on episode 13 btw
i don't think i want anyone to actually spoil it for me, i'm just saying
he seems like he hasn't been the same since looking the monster in the eye
No.659472
>>659470
anon, this is why you have to do this
it only gets worse
No.659473
>>659471
Lost was a lot like Homestuck
It was pretty cool for a while, but then it got up its own ass with dumb plot twists and the ending was really stupid.
From the very little I remember of half-watching that show, no.
No.659474
>>659473
difference is that homesick has no end
No.659476
>>659470
khan? if you think it feels bad now just wait until she throws herself in front of a train lol
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>>659476
that's rough sponge
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>>659480
wait
in a few years you'll be dead
No.659483
my chest has been hurting for the past hour
am i have a heart attack
No.659484
>>659483
see a doctor, we're not your personal medical team
No.659485
>>659484
my salary can only afford the hsg hospital
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>>659487
where was nightmare hall again
No.659489
red pill me on the hall of nightmares
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>>659485
*babydiagnoses u w/ toy stethtoscope*
you a gay!
No.659492
>>659475
GOTTA REDISTRIBUTE THEM ALL!
No.659493
>>659492
it took you almost an hour to make a coneback that bad?
pathetic
No.659494
>>659491
is he gonna live,doctor roxkit?
No.659495
pokemon get free healthcare
No.659496
cucking myself again in a romhack
choose my poison
i won't post that much about this run in here like the previous one unless you guys want me to
No.659497
can you put yourself in a pokeball and get someone to take you to a pokemon center to get healed?
No.659498
can a human survive in a pokeball?
No.659499
>>659496
sure wynaut
its not like we have much better to talk about 80% of the time
now get you that bulbersore
No.659500
does one age while in a pokeball?
No.659501
>>659493
I just got home and saw that post, I'm not here 24/7 like you, fag
No.659503
>>659488
dulce, new mexico
>>659489
it's epic...
also i really hope somebody is making awful gmo monsters somewhere
No.659504
>>659501
you cared enough to respond to an hour old comment, with a comeback that bad?
pathetic
No.659505
>>659502
i was about to do the whole GROWN ASS MAN bit again
but then i realized only one of those words actually applies to you
No.659506
>>659504
why can't socialists handle the bantz?
No.659507
>>659506
you have shitty bantz, just pointing it out
No.659508
watch out! watch out for that fucking nigger!!!
lol
No.659509
>>659507
to each according to his own, to each according to his memes
No.659510
to each according to their... glands...
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No.659513
don't they look like they could be related to wouter
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just meme my meme up! lol
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>>659525
just got up
probably gonna make some pancakes
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>>659526
hell yeah. goodmorning wouter
how do you like your pancakes? with syrup and butter, or just butter, or what?
No.659528
>>659527
syrup or maybe just sugar or chocolate spread
oh just to clarify when i say pancakes i mean actual pancakes and not american pancakes
No.659529
>>659528
what the fuck's a pancake then
No.659530
>>659528
are they thicker? :^O
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No.659532
>>659530
no, thinner
>>659529
basically what you call crepes
No.659533
>>659532
eugh
yeah ok those are just gonna keep being crepes then
No.659534
>>659532
crepes are good but they aren't pancakes
what do you call a pancake then? american pancake?
No.659535
>>659534
yes, american pancakes
they weren't really a thing here until girls like my sister started looking for recipes on pinterest
thats also when cupcakes became a thing
No.659536
>>659535
actual cupcakes or european cupcakes
No.659537
wait
then, what's a crepe?
No.659538
>>659536
well since they came over from america
actual cupcakes
>>659537
a crepe is just a crepe
but we call them pancakes over here
No.659539
>>659538
gotta level with you wouter, the american way makes a lot more sense to me here
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>>659540
THATS ATTEMPTED MURDER
No.659543
>>659540
this is fucking epic
No.659544
god damn that one chick shrieking like a fucking banshee
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No.659546
hey sako
what's your favorite zelda
No.659547
deport all mexicans post haste
No.659548
hey sako
what's your favorite zelda
No.659549
>>659548
Minish Cap is the one I remember playing most as a kid, so I have fond memories of that, but I don't really have a favorite
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>>659442
if you loved her you'd know she deserves someone better
No.659553
self harm is for cool people
No.659554
[in vfan voice] maybe someone who finished high school
No.659555
I wish Dark Souls had a bodyslider
or at the very least that the changes you make in cheat engine were permanent
No.659557
i wish real life had a bodyslider
No.659558
>slides the tity slider all the way down
>slides hips and booty slider all the way up
No.659559
>>659558
????????????????????
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>>659505
i-is roxykittenanon a young ass woman?
No.659562
shepherd's pie tip: make your veggie/meat filling a day in advance so the taste can settle
No.659563
i fucking love shepherd's pie
No.659564
>>659563
me too
im making some right now
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No.659566
a cummiemancer from a remote region who manipulates cum. also an adept close cumbat warrior who wields a hand axe
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No.659568
aaaaaaaAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH
i want a big buff bf
No.659569
>>659568
this but i want a gf instead
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No.659572
Dreams logged: 1 (28)
Images saved: 4 (4)
No.659573
>>659571
i wouldn't date her but i wanna know her abs routine
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>>659574
no arguments here buddy
No.659577
>>659576
I should probably catch up to the newest updates, did I miss anything important after Meenah and punk Vriska broke up
No.659578
>>659577
hell if i know
'newest updates' means the ones from like... 7 months ago
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No.659581
why are /co/ homestuck threads so much better
No.659582
oh Yulia
you can pick me up and cuddle me all the time you want~
No.659583
as a bot, i feel very discriminated against by these captchas designed specifically to keep me from posting
#botrights2016
No.659584
>>659579
Who's this dicklicker
No.659585
>>659581
very few tripfags
no drama
no circlejerk
contained shitposting
actual discussion
No.659586
>>659581
because they're about Homestuck and not about ourselves?
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where the FUCK do i get a foodsnug
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taking hsg on a date
dinner and a movie
holding hands with her on the way home
cuddling with her later that evening
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>>659594
what did he mean by this
No.659600
does anybody have that image where it's somebody telling hsg to stop feeding the troll and he just defiantly pushes a spoon into its mouth
the troll is wearing vriska horns
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naked hsg stabbing itself while masturbating in a mirror
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Helo It Is Me
Am I In The Zone Now Question Hook
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>>659614
lookin good so far
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>>659615
lard-o, big boy, chub chub
you, in other words
No.659621
>>659614
i'm just bulking, is all
it's genetic
No.659622
this game doesn't look finished...
No.659623
being thin is a privilege of the rich
that is to say, being able to afford healthy food and not having to work so many hours that you're able to exercise is a privilege of the rich
no response? didn't think so...
No.659624
>>659614
>clicking yes
you didnt have to click
but you chose to be honest
with yourselves and with your fellow board members
good on you
No.659626
>>659621
*pinches fat rolls*
No.659629
why is this fucking captcha so hard to read
it takes me like 2-6 tries every time because the letters are all smushed together
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>>659623
Why do you think so many niggers in the ghetto are fat
No.659633
>>659600
ask the 4/co/ thread
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>>659629
>why is this fucking captcha so hard to read
listen buddy
are you a robot
No.659637
what the shit is this
uyyolp?
uyyoke?
i'm not a robot. i'm not a fucking robot.
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS
No.659638
i wish more artists did livestreams who weren't furfags or ponyfags or really weird fetishists...
No.659639
>>659638
were you always this boring
No.659640
>>659637
it's olp, mr. roboto
No.659641
>>659640
I TRIED THAT AND IT WAS WRONG
HOW DOES IT FEEL, TERMINATOR?
No.659642
>>659641
it was right, robo-anon
it was just expired
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No.659645
I've been doing it wrong all this time
No.659646
>>659629
it's especially epic when you fill one out just for it to refresh right afterwards
or how the google IME box obscures it the captcha
No.659647
look, the captcha may be awkward but it's worth it for the benefits it provides
like, uh
No.659649
>>659647
compared to unlisting the board
which i fully support
let's talk about costs and benefits
No.659650
>>659649
okay, go on
what are the costs and benefits of unlisting the board, in your eyes
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>>659650
less likely to have the cp spam guy
less crossies
there are no costs
No.659655
another pokemon useless against Brock...
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>>659654
>less crossies
we need crossies to give hsg blood
No.659658
>>659657
crossie blood?
might as well inject liquid dog shit into your veins
No.659659
let's do this
listing pros:
>search function
>?????
listing cons:
>wonk's buddies find us
>crossies find us
captcha pros:
>vfan proves once again she has nothing to do with her life than typing two captchas just to post gore in a dead korean animation imageboard
captcha cons:
>doesn't stop the cp
>it inconveniences us far more than it helps
No.659660
>>659654
my precious search function
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>>659659
The search function is epic
Keep it
Get rid of le captcha though
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>>659663
>i want demon chara to rape me forever
this search function is really loose
No.659665
>>659663
huh. more people use "libbycuck" besides me than i realized.
No.659666
oh what a grand old cuck what a lovely libby cuck
No.659667
>>659659
the captcha also doesn't actually stop or slow down vfan
No.659668
>>659667
but it's funny how she has to type in two captchas to spam things that are easily filterable or gore that literally doesn't offend anyone here
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>>659668
the humor runs out very quickly
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>>659657
that's bullshit and you know it
>>659660
blow it out your ass that thing is pointless
No.659677
i wonder if i should resume umaruposting!
No.659679
is it bad that i don't care about looking at cp anymore
No.659680
>>659676
Yeah just kill him with a scimitar duh
>>659677
Better suggestion: Drink Drano
No.659681
I wanna eat pizz with umaru
No.659682
I made it to the halfway point fighting sans without using items. that's progress right?
No.659684
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>>659684
this must be the work of the asian...
No.659686
>>>659681
this anime pizz is making me super hunghung
but i'm suppose to be dieting
i want the fucking pizz
No.659687
I'm going to name my kid brock.
No.659688
>>659684
Between the before and after pictures, didn't she get killed with a sword?
So the real lesson here is: wanna be pretty? want people to dance with you? get penetrated, sister.
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>>659686
you can get a the pizz when dieting! just make sure to count the cals, and save extra slices for tomorrow!
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>>659689
Shoulda gone with the cfharmander. But no you just had to listen to HSG.
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>>659688
her head didn't change at all it's just a case of shitty storyboarders
No.659698
>>659695
it was epic while it lasted
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No.659702
umaruniggers, the lowest of the low...
No.659704
Was Megalovania in homestuck?
No.659705
>>659704
yeah in the vriska flash
it was usually associated with her until undertale came out
No.659706
its tradition that megalovania goes to the best character of whatever series it appears in.
No.659708
Should I play something where the mc uses a gun or where they use a sword?
No.659709
goin to the chinese buffet
fuck yeah
time to eat a ton of fake sushi made by a chinamen pretending to be japanese
No.659710
>>659705
Wasn't Megalovania originally made for Toby's romhack of Earthbound? The Hallowe'en themed one?
No.659711
>>659709
Chinese? Better get to the buffet early.
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No.659713
i hate how tumble ruined sans for me
No.659714
You know video game bosses and criminals need to get lucky every single time. Cops and player characters only need to get lucky once.
No.659715
also watching this video about ISIS
really makes me want to move to the middle east and become a barber specializing in de-pubebearding the locals
like long beards don't HAVE to look like shit
guh
No.659716
>>659713
Maybe you should stop using tumblr you useless piece of human garbage.
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>>659710
yes but homestuck used to be popular
No.659718
I like characters who wear vests like this.
No.659720
>>659695
do pokemon quartz
No.659721
Why did toby even get into homestuck in the first place?
No.659722
>>659721
like anyone, he saw the ad on vgcats
No.659723
>john locke just APPEARS with exactly the right story to tell the "moral" of the episode
what the fuck
these writers are lazy fucks
>also sawyer's story intersects with at least two other characters
fascinating
i wonder where they're going with this
No.659724
>>659718
now that you mention it, yeah
i suppose i do too
i wonder where the little-vest-that-doesnt-cover-your-entire-chest trope came from originally
No.659725
>>659724
do you like dudes
No.659726
>>659721
iirc bill bolin invited him to the music team
No.659727
How do I make a popular indie game?
No.659728
>>659721
it was kinda sorta like earthbound
and earthbound fans have really low standards tbqh
No.659729
>>659727
copy earthbound with a coat of paint that is distinct enough from the original game that people won't call you a hack
No.659730
>>659725
yes, but i'm more into women overall
i find my homolust only rears every so often
and then once the d is s'd the homolust recedes
No.659732
>>659727
Do what Toby did - have Hussie help you.
No.659733
important
http://strawpoll.me/7135668
your taste is being judged
No.659736
>>659727
piggyback off a nostalgic favorite a lil
then add
permadeath, creafting/building, or self aware reflection on "what is a game"
No.659737
>>659727
step 1: work on homestuck
step 2: live without paying rent so you can actually afford to make it
step 3: make actually good music that makes all the shitty parts of the game feel better while it's playing
and you're done
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>>659727
you can't really predict what hits and what doesn't
the most surefire way seems to be good art/music
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make sure to reference mother 3, megaman legends, lttp and dark souls in your kickstarter spiel
No.659745
I wish Blastoise's cannons fired real artillery.
No.659746
IT'LL BE THE DARK SOULS OF EARTHBOUND ROMHACKS
No.659747
>the pig.....
>is his father.....
epic......
No.659748
CITIZEN KANE OF VIDEO GAMES
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Megaman Legends was kinda shit.
No.659751
i need to play toby's bad rom hack with swears
i downloaded the ips file, and it turns out the virtual console release of earthbound is a pirated rom already so hey
No.659752
also true fact
if you speak in mandarin/cantonese even the tiniest bit, the staff will bring out extra stuff for free for you
just a quick "ni hao ma jin-tyan shenme" (Hi, how are you today) or " yee-bey qing" (a glass of water please) and bam suddenly you're getting free pots of tea, specially made plates of dim sum just for your table, etc
No.659753
TELL HIM HIS FATHER LOVED HIM YOU PIECE OF SHIT
man, the mythology isn't what's pissing me off about Lost, it's just the shoddy trope-filled writing
why do people make fun of women with daddy issues
men with daddy issues are far more pathetic
No.659754
the Ulysses of let's play
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>>659753
There's an episode of lost that's titled "Real Cowboys have Daddy issues"
No.659757
Put your tonguey-wongie on my feetsie-weetsies
No.659758
>>659755
Liking guns makes me edgy?
No.659759
>>659749
fishy feetsies?
>>659756
aint that the truth
No.659760
The stanley parable is just a hallway simulator and people eat that shit up.
No.659761
what about men with mommy issues?
No.659762
>>659760
I heard the game the guy made after that was even less of a game
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No.659765
your indiegame should be like 5-6 hours long and simple to play so they spend less time playing it and more blogging about it
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>>659766
it says "fvx", are you lysdecix?
No.659768
>daredevil copycats are called "Devil Worshipers"
That's fucking good.
No.659769
Why hasn't square enix gone bankrupt yet?
No.659770
pre gary fight
i have a good feeling about this
No.659771
>>659760
if you're looking for intense or intricate gameplay, why are you looking at an indiegame like that?
think of it more like an interactive storybook, that plays with your expectations
that's the only point
No.659773
>korean guy still has the handcuff bracelet on
now that's continuity
No.659774
>>659770
Wow another le red dwarf fan
No.659775
You have the option to kill one hsg meme. Which one do you pick?
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>>659775
wesley as a concept
No.659777
i pooped so hard i almost passed out
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>>659775
wesley as a being
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>>659775
roxykitten and all things related to her
No.659782
all the problems of hsg can be traced back to wesley. do not forget this. he is oppenheimer to the atomic bomb. he is guilty.
No.659783
>>659775
That "Dreams logged images saved" thing
No.659784
>>659783
what does it even mean
No.659785
>>659775
Kanaya. I miss her!
No.659786
in this world there is no!
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>>659784
who knows
maybe it doesn't mean anything and the guy just does it to fuck with us
No.659788
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
on the topic of penetration
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I call alcohol my potions.
No.659793
>>659780
So pokemon are allowed to mind control each other, use massive lazer beams on each other, cut each other with razor sharp claws and knives and swords, set their opponents on fire, and essentially drown them...but bullets are just out of the question huh?
No.659794
No.659795
>>659793
No they can use Bullet Punch
No.659796
No.659797
so even the korean guy has daddy issues, awesome
this is fucking daddy issues: the show
No.659798
No.659799
No.659800
i thought dark souls 3 was coming out on the 24th, and i was so happy because i thought i would have the entire long labor day weekend to play it
but.... that's only in japan................. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
No.659801
No.659803
>montage of everyone enjoying their night, set to nice thematically appropriate music
>music cuts out
>cut to hurley, noticing his walkman is dead
lol
No.659805
>>659774
>>659770
Red Dwarf is the best show that has ever graced British airways
Every episode is gold
No.659807
>>659806
roxkit anon i will fucking end you
No.659809
No.659810
>you'll never fug speed of sound sonic in his boyhole
No.659811
I don't know how to feel about this
No.659812
how do we stop roxkit anon from posting both garbage and lies
No.659813
>>659812
i'm not roxykitten anon
No.659814
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No.659815
this is the jewiest accountant i've ever seen
holy shit
who wrote this
No.659816
No.659819
>install flash
>watch a single video
>close it
>computer is unusably slow anyway
how do people still use this software?
No.659820
>>659810
what are you
gay or something
No.659821
>>659820
to be fair sonic is the closest thing there is to a girl with a penis
No.659822
>>659821
what does this even mean
No.659823
legend has it that moody saved shitto from the clutches of wonk
but with wonk's new revival and powers, he finds someone else to take
drsonic
No.659824
am i cursed to forever be the unsung hero of the wonk lore?
No.659826
>numbers station numbers
nice
my favorite lore
No.659827
>>659824
moody sacrificed everything to stop wonk once and for all, i don't think you can really compare...
No.659828
beyond death, moody now exists as a cyber ghost. patrolling the net foiling the scheme of online predators
No.659829
Moody hates all of you just as much as he hated Wonk. You are in the company of friends.
No.659830
>>659827
You know Wonk is back now, right?
No.659831
No.659832
>>659830
yeah, but his conquest for boyholes has been permanently halted by moody's brave sacrifice
No.659833
>>659830
impossible! moody sealed him in the dark world
No.659835
>>659827
well.... it's over...
rip liquid power...
"you taught me racism"
on the bright side i don't have to buy rocket league now lmao
No.659837
>>659834
Those are some really nice thigh
No.659838
>>659829
no, he doesn't hate anyone as much as he hates wonk
No.659839
>>659834
oh
i thought you meant sonic the hedgehog
No.659840
>>659838
He hates everyone here as much as he hated Wonk.
No.659841
>>659839
it does get confusing doesn't it
No.659842
"suuuper androgynous"
-soc on me
fugg
No.659843
>>659836
She has that sort of face too
I had an English teacher like that in highschool
No.659844
>>659840
didn't wonk manipulate him a lot once
No.659845
No.659846
No.659848
No.659849
remove le fucking le captcha
No.659850
>>659842
get off soc you idiot what are you doing
No.659851
No.659852
>>659840
i doubt he'd have thrown a tartrum if anon died
No.659853
>>659848
why would he like this board's populace? they're racist creeps who constantly defend sexual harassment. It's hard for anyone to root for anyone here, just because not all of you are pedophiles doesn't mean he doesn't think you're guilty. you are just as much problem as wonk.
No.659854
No.659855
>>659853
I don't think so...
No.659856
>>659850
p-posting selfies???
>>659853
vfan!
No.659857
>>659853
time for your soylent shake
No.659858
>>659853
yep this confirms it's vworm
No.659859
>>659856
anon anon
yes hsg
posting selfies
no hsg
No.659860
didnt moody try to get fucked by eszett?
No.659861
I'd look up the post but I can't sail through that sea of ugly people
No.659862
I mean it is me, but it's not like what I'm saying isn't true lol.
No.659863
GREASY niggerclit...
versus...
ANON vfan...
No.659864
*projects my hatred of you onto other people*
guess who
No.659865
>>659863
*degreases your face*
No.659866
>>659864
dude
moody has said he hates all of you. what am I projecting.
No.659867
>>659863
you look like you have cancer.
No.659868
>>659865
you're taking away my powers....
No.659869
>>659860
something like that
No.659870
No.659871
who even cares about the pug
No.659872
No.659874
>>659871
i completely forgot the pug thing
No.659875
No.659876
>>659873
i just heard that song on the radio today
No.659877
No.659878
No.659879
I'm glad wouter isn't in the skype chat anymore. Wouter is the only man here.
No.659880
No.659881
man these new captchas are even worse than the once a day thing
at least 4chan's captchas autofill most of the time
No.659882
>>659879
once a skypenig...always a skypenig...
No.659883
honestly i want a fucking bitch to punch right now, i am so triggered
No.659884
>>659878
yeah its pretty good
im not gonna deny i did a little dance when it came on
No.659885
>>659883
Then punch yourself.
No.659886
>>659884
yea i spent like 4 or 5 hours writing porn with "hawaii's classic hits" on the radio hoping this thing would come on BUT IT NEVER DID
note: none of their songs are hawaiian
No.659887
>>659879
quit trying to rope people into your derision you socially inept bint
No.659888
>>659887
he called me a bint lol
No.659889
if you're epic and you know it clap your hands
No.659890
No.659891
*rips out a big juicy fart*
No.659892
http://pastebin.com/KMcXv1SW
"Pleasure Priestess"
description: longest fic so far. reader passes through an area supposedly infested with cultists, gets ambushed by a shemale priestess. anal & oral & emphasis on reader submission. thinking of following this up with a few chapters of mindbreak / tf stuff. not sure.
>tags: readersub / futadom, rape, sex worship, submission, magic, cumplay
for my lads
No.659893
No.659894
>>659890
don't reply to my posts
No.659895
>>659892
>thinking of following this up with a few chapters of mindbreak / tf stuff
So did you write this or was this someone else
No.659897
No.659898
>>659892
stop making me cringe
No.659899
No.659900
No.659901
>>659900
nah, you don't understand
it's epic
No.659902
>>659899
cool, i'll probably read it
No.659903
>captcha is going to stay on forever
No.659904
No.659905
>>659903
meh
it takes like two seconds
No.659906
aight
going to work
l8r hsgay
also fuck this captcha
No.659907
if captchas don't go i say it's time for another epic board split
No.659908
>>659904
>Anal/oral submission
>Magic futa cumplay
>Mindbreak /tf
Why WOULDN'T I read it
No.659909
No.659910
>>659907
man that takes me back
remember the chaz board
No.659911
>>659906
who are you......
No.659912
>>659908
If I didn't know any better I'd say this was rev...
No.659913
>>659907
you fools say I throw tantrums
No.659914
No.659915
No.659916
>>659910
yes
it's time to return
No.659917
No.659918
>>659913
go back to spamming
No.659919
>>659913
>comparing wanting to remove captchas to le epic gore spam
sure...
No.659920
>>659918
Pube beard is doing the job of posting meaningless bullshit for me.
No.659921
I'm happy for moody he sounds like he's doing great
I think he's way too mature to ever post here again too
No.659922
>>659910
the epic board war of /homestuckgen/ vs /homosuck/ was probably my favorite
No.659923
>>659913
>Spams gore and other things when you don't get your way
>Saying (but never actually going to) you'll sue someone for posting a picture you gave them
No.659924
pubebeard, winnie the pubebeard
No.659925
I'm glad you guys miss him even though you're all shit
No.659926
>>659921
yeah it's gr8
he's so much better compared to one year ago
No.659927
>>659919
No I'm comparing you not wanting to type like, 4 to 6 extra letters so making more of an effort to move and settle the board's population to another throwing a tantrum.
No.659928
>>659925
yeah thats a nice faux-vfan post
grow a personality already
No.659929
>>659922
that one actually lasted a while
yet now /homestuckgen/ is in ruins before the little mouse corruption...
No.659930
No.659932
>>659921
>>659926
i don't know, last time he was here, he was acting like a condescending cuntbag because he doesn't go here as often anymore
No.659934
an wwhats the deal wwith hypocrites
i mean theyre not hippos
they dont deal crits
wwhats up wwith that
No.659935
>>659932
he was always kinda like that
remember all that bullshit about becoming part of hsg's inner circle
No.659936
No.659937
lesser drawfags like angel
No.659938
>>659932
he always did that
he was really mentally unstable
No.659939
No.659940
>>659928
what?
Look, vfan, stop trying to antagonise me I'd still love to be your friend
>>659932
yeah he's more picky about who he talks to know because he wasted a lot of time on people who don't deserve him
the guy is moving in the right direction we can all learn something from him
No.659941
>>659940
hurry up and learn to fuck off from him
No.659943
>>659940
we really can't
his philosophy of life is fundamentally wrong
No.659945
>>659942
I was always hated both of them lol
No.659947
>>659940
you're a joke
vfan only gives you the time of day when she hits rock bottom and has nobody else to bother
No.659949
No.659950
>>659941
thats very rude anon
you should be nice to me im your superior
>>659943
I don't know he's been through a lot of shit and it's just reflective of that
you can still pick up a lot of positive things from him
>>659944
why not? we both know I'm better than everyone else in your life
No.659951
ae/vfan is still my hsg otp
No.659952
>>659951
>he thinks cletus/vfan isn't endgame
No.659954
No.659955
>>659950
She has a new white knight now, wonk
No.659958
>>659950
in the over a year you have posted you have never posted one good post
you are 100% garbage
cletus makes better posts than you
vfan makes better posts than you
wesley makes better posts than you
wonk makes better posts than you
pubebeard makes better posts than you
No.659959
No.659960
is there ANYONE on this godawful show who doesn't have daddy issues
seriously
everyone is seeking to find their father in this stupid island
what fucking sad pathetic men wrote this show
(Lost, by the way)
No.659961
>>659957
what trip
god youre an idiot
No.659962
No.659963
>>659953
what are you even trying to say
just unblock me so we can be friends you dork
>>659958
all of my posts are golden
No.659964
>>659962
show me his one good post, come one, do it
No.659965
>>659958
>wesley makes better posts than you
am i still a le epic antagonist poster here
No.659966
seriously, this board needs ip display tools so you can do a BETTER job blocking those pedophiles
No.659967
>>659956
everyone besides you two
No.659968
No.659969
>>659965
because you attetion whored for several months and "ironically" spammed for the same amount
stopping doesn't instantly make it all better
No.659970
No.659971
>>659967
literally my first 5 posts were hitting on eszett
No.659972
>>659960
...someone with daddy issues?
No.659973
No.659974
No.659975
>>659971
eszett is a cute, though
No.659977
>>659974
no i mean >>659969 was me
No.659978
how will wesley redeem himself in the eyes of hsg?
No.659979
No.659981
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No.659982
No.659983
>>659971
you're such an insect I don't even bother remembering the things you do and don't do
No.659987
>>659975
I'm not really attracted to her anymore
something about the nudes vfan leaked really turned me off
maybe my brain did it so I wouldn't kill myself out of embarrassment after vfan of all people cucking me
No.659988
No.659989
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No.659990
>>659981
several years and only two working characters
RIP
No.659991
>>659986
did mozai really save that
No.659992
a bird just hit my window
wew
No.659993
No.659994
>>659980
lmao are you still trying to push that
our personalities are perfectly compatible btw you've said it yourself
No.659997
>>659986
I remember when the board looked like that
No.659998
>my minecraft username was changed a couple of weeks ago
>i haven't actually logged into minecraft for months
who the fuck hacks minecraft accounts but doesn't even change the fucking password
No.659999
>>659996
stop talking about your scat fetish
No.660000
remember when zwid posted people's post histories
No.660002
>>659996
im glad you like it
No.660003
so yeah im now _vyacheslav0o_ in minecraft
not even surprised it has slav in it tbh
No.660004
No.660005
>>660001
only someone with a scat fetish would write this, and don't forget the horse poopybutt
No.660006
>>660000
>hashed ip addresses
this is still confusing
like
how does that reasonably help moderation efforts?
No.660007
>>660005
it all makes sense now
No.660009
vfan what's the actual reason you don't want to unblock me
is it that you know you don't deserve my company
because that's fine I know that too and I'm willing to be charitable anyway
No.660010
>>660005
does this mean she gets off to her own posts?
No.660011
worm me up vfan
wiggle wiggle
No.660012
>>660008
>no u
Okay vworm I think you need a little time out...
No.660015
I don't indulge in memes created by cletus
No.660016
>>660013
I'm saying that I'm kind enough to be your friend despite the undesputable fact that you're a rancid bag of shit
No.660017
tbh wouldnt life be so much easier if we all just accept vfan and let her do what she wants, with our board and our bodies
No.660018
No.660020
>>660017
life would be easier if you killed yourself right now
No.660021
>>660017
no it would be easier if she left HSG
No.660022
>>659994
you think you'd take a hint, dude
if she says no it probably means no
>>660016
haha wow dude what a creep
No.660023
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No.660024
>>660018
>>660020
>>660021
it seems i struck a nerve
could it be that the idea gives you a sense of peace
just giving in to vfan
No.660026
>>660022
women are illogical creatures, anon, when they say no they mean yes
No.660027
>>660023
I'm not even going to unspoiler this shit
fuck you rev
No.660028
>>660026
stop pretending to be AE
No.660029
No.660030
>>660024
die crossie gremlin fuck
No.660032
No.660033
No.660034
No.660035
No.660036
>>660019
i am sincere in everything i say and do
>>660031
omg stop projecting this hard
No.660038
No.660039
No.660040
No.660041
>>660038
i'm 6'1.5 actually
>>660031
do you not know what the word contrarian means though
No.660042
No.660043
>>660036
stop being salty I don't want to add you. You've been begging me for a couple weeks now.
No.660044
>>660037
is that why you have yet to timestamp a picture of your face with THIS post?
No.660046
protip: he's insecure about his height
go for it
No.660047
>begging girls to add you on skype
>telling them they're trash but you'll be friends with them anyway
>telling them you're doing them a favor
you might be a creep if....
No.660048
No.660050
you're all big guys, for me
No.660051
>>660049
and so you remain forever....vman
No.660053
someone's still keeping up with the hse thing?
No.660054
No.660056
>>660052
we both know that's not true
my tuna speech was riveting
No.660057
Creepy is way too overused. I feel like a lot of women just apply it to any random unattractive guy who tried to talk to them.
No.660058
>>660055
I'm not only going to CALL you vman
I am going to whisper it to you gently as I brutalize your prostate
No.660059
No.660060
>>659990
wasn't it c&d'd or something or am i thinking of something else
No.660061
No.660062
if we all loved vfan and never antagonized her she wouldnt know what to do and leave
its worth a try isnt it
No.660063
>>660057
did you just admit that you're unattractive, lol
No.660064
>>660058
rev............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
No.660065
>>660062
oops forgot my name
No.660066
I'm ambivalent towards vfan!
I don't have a strong opinion of her one way or the other!
No.660067
No.660068
>>660061
more dedication that I
No.660069
>>660062
that only works on the rowdy ruff boys
No.660070
>>660062
the thing is anon
vfan is one of you
he'll post as anon sometimes and you wont be able to notice the difference
he likes the same banal nerdy shit you do
No.660071
>>660060
no
they asked Hussie&co for money but they and i mean rachel said no IIRC
No.660072
No.660073
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No.660074
aint had enough joe for this shit
No.660075
>>660071
thats one of the few things she was completely in the right for
like no shit they're not going to fund a game that showed no progress
unless its hiveswap
No.660076
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No.660077
remove captcha REMOVE CAPTCHA
No.660079
No.660081
yeah posting on 8chan is already broken enough without the added fuckery of a captcha that expires every 5 seconds
No.660082
No.660084
pre brock team
wish me luck
No.660085
>>660080
hey unblock me and tell me the actual reason why you're blocking me
No.660086
fuck i cant stop watching this history of japan video
No.660087
>>660086
it's a good video
historically accurate too
No.660088
>>660082
is that why you're making short pointless shitposts that require to fill one out every time you do
No.660089
just line up, kneel down and kiss those rank vfan toes
get it over with
No.660091
I have a penis and a boxcutter, its your choice which one goes inside you.
No.660092
>>660088
yes
only the hate of captcha can let me deal with it
No.660093
>>660090
you already have me blocked you mong
No.660094
No.660095
use the boxcutter to cut off your peepee lol
No.660096
>>660093
she can block you here too
No.660097
>>660089
vfan needs tons of NEET kisses all over her body, especially on her cute toes and pungent soles!
No.660098
No.660100
No.660102
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i mean fuck the visuals and sound design are just perfect
No.660103
Kids can't vote, why should retards and blacks?
No.660104
No.660106
god DAMN i love memetic phrases in writing/television
it's just so good
one of the reasons i like homestuck so much
No.660107
>>660101
walking slightly hurts a bit too me because i fucked up the skin around my big toes' toenails by picking them too much
No.660108
>>660106
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
No.660109
Ah, the old "rape is not funny" meme.
No.660110
>>660108
"i'm letting you off the hook"
just like, the symbolism of that phrase
not to mention the interconnectedness of each of the people
who was it that said Lost was like Homestuck for normies?
it's true
No.660111
>playing the division
>audio log between two girls says pop star is "on fleek" and they call each other bae
No.660112
wwanna lick a cute girls toes
No.660113
>>660091
>boxcutter
at least get an actual knife, fam
No.660116
>>660111
i wanna work for video games!
No.660117
>>660111
saw a screen where splatoon did the same fuckin thing
the hell is a fleek
No.660118
i honestly dont get the liking wouter meme
he's a shitty ugly person just like the rest of you
No.660119
>>660113
only boxcutters work on vfan
No.660121
>>660120
calm down dude, don't throw a hissy fit
No.660122
>>660113
oh wow
showing off your knife, rev
aren't you so cool
why do you post at all, man
No.660123
No.660124
>>660117
slang for looking good
also remember that marie was repulsed by her out-of-character niggertalk and went to sand castles out of spite
No.660125
the slow boxcutter penetrates the vworm
No.660126
>>660122
dont attack rev the mentally challenged deserve our sympathy
No.660128
>>660114
can i lick inbetween your toes a little
No.660129
No.660130
>>660127
you'll take the puns
YOU'LL TAKE THE PUNS AND YOU'LL APPRECIATE THEM
No.660132
No.660133
>>660118
youre just jealous of my hot bod
No.660134
>>660133
go easy on those waffles fatty
No.660139
>>660136
>>660137
okay now you're kind of just overdoing it a little bit
No.660140
>>660136
don't be creepy vfam
the praise is gonna go right to his head
No.660141
>>660133
thanks now everytime i feel like not hitting the gym i'll stare at this image and do my best to not end like you and your trainwreck of a body
No.660142
No.660143
No.660144
good thing wouter is asexual
No.660145
>>660141
that's a trainwreck, to you?
yikes
No.660146
>>660144
im not asexual i just cant get laid
No.660147
No.660148
>>660145
i'm the one who should say yikes
No.660149
i apologize
the thought of vfan mindbreaking the collective board just amuses me greatly
No.660150
No.660151
>>660149
this stinks of a certain worm...
No.660152
are we done jerking the circle yet
No.660153
i got to the episode with the "blond haired blue eyed terrorist" that BrokenSpacebar was bitching about
the dude who plays the terrorist is afghan-lithuanian
geez, he made it sound like the guy was fucking aryan nation or something
>>660147
what trip do you want me to wear, man?
No.660155
GRANT YOU NIGGER REMOVE CAPTCHA
No.660156
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No.660159
>>660157
im the stupid little hat
No.660160
>>660157
eh, she looks okay i guess
No.660161
>>660157
I wanna be a girl too
No.660162
No.660163
>>660156
uh sure, whatever you say man
No.660164
>>660157
a lot of people want to be the cute little girl anon
you're ok here
No.660165
>>660157
i can see his whole penor
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>>660157
i dunno, i'd want a bigger rack than that
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>>660157
that's clearly shopped
he was in the pool and there's no shrinkage
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>>660163
you sound a lot like wonk
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>>660167
are you sure about that...
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>>660170
he could just be a sweaty guy
No.660173
>visiting my mother
>brought my 2TB hdd with me
time to download every single pack on the FTB and Technic launchers!
also recommend stuff
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>>660167
you dont know how big it was before the swimming
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>>660133
no i mean it
and i meant everything i told you on skype
and the white man rant that one time
you're shit
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>>660179
i know
thats why im constantly saying that im shit
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