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memes can't love memes
memes can't love memes!
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>>661683
not even 5 people here
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>>661683
mine said 721, i guess there waas vspam last night?
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>>661684
We actually have a lot more people here than I thought.
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>>661723
is this zwiddy's room
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>>661724
he dwells in a basement, much lower ceiling
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>>661727
no
that is the theme
No.661729
*sucks fart back into body*
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siege on bowser's asshole
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>>661732
wasn't that the plot of one of the Mario and Luigi games
No.661735
(to the tune of Koyaanisqatsi)
trump is a nazi...
trump is a nazi...
No.661736
kanaya's crotchy....
kanaya's crotchy....
No.661737
The fat skeleton could have stopped this.
He could have prevented all of this.
He didn't listen.
WHY didn't he listen?
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>>661734
I don't remember if you ever do shit with his butt
No.661740
chaz was a good artist and all she just wasnt all that great for porn
No.661741
what if Kanaya only glowed her penis so in dark it'd look like a floating glowing penis
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>>661741
>glow in the dark condoms
No.661743
Did you scare chaz away too HSG?
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>>661741
>kanaya and dave playing lightsabers with rose
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what if kanaya recently watch Space Action Drama Sci-Fi Fantasy Film Wherein The Young Highblood Finds His Father And Defeats The Usurper Sheev And Ends His Tyranny And Kisses His Sister and decides to play "lasersword" with her glowy penis
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>>661745
>@yiffstud's Tweets are protected.
>Only confirmed followers have access to @yiffstud's Tweets and complete profile.
>Click the "Follow" button to send a follow request.
should I?
No.661748
I wonder if methane still goes on here
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>>661681
*doensnt follow ur rulles*
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>>661745
I'm not scrolling through that assholes entire twitter. What the hell happened?
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>>661743
>hsg
>scaring someone away
nooooo, that would never happen
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No.661753
the real reason is chaz is too busy working on furry commissions
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>>661753
actually she was working on my magic card
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No.661756
FACT: only horrible people use twitter.
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>>661721
it's vfan i have no idea why he does anything
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>>661757
why would you think that's vfan
No.661759
in a series of turns and attempts, every poster in hsg in gonna die and you can only save one. who is it?
hard mode: can't choose any of the good posters
nightmare mode: have to choose between wonk, cletus, or vfan
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>>661758
a fisherman always sees another fisherman from afar
you're either vfan or one of the mods
No.661761
who was talking shit about stephen king's it near the end of the last thread
because that is my favorite book of all time and you have insulted my honor
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>>661756
"shitposting" on blogging platforms just rubs me the wrong way, it's too self-centered
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>>661760
I'm just more curious as to why you think a picture of tatsumaki is vfan.
Is that her hot new meme crush or something.
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>>661759
cletus, that's not even a question
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>>661764
i generally assume all waifu fags are vfan
see my wes=vfan theory
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>>661761
me. i still like his short stories better
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>>661767
oh, well that's just fine
i like his shorts as well, but something always brings me back to Derry and the summer of 1958
i've read and reread my copy so much that the front cover is gone and the binding is starting to go near the middle
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>>661760
you're pretty stupid, dude
No.661770
stephen king is terrible figures you retards would like him
>>661769
shut up, vfan
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>>661770
we talked about stephen king, i dont think anyone professed their love for his dime store novels
No.661773
who writes a more awkwardly written sex scene
stephen king or george rr martin
i can't decide
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>>661772
>dime store novels
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>>661770
>calls you stupid
>must be vfan
idiot
>stephen king is terrible figures you retards would like him
tasteless idiot
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No.661777
stephen king runs on both sides of the spectrum
some of his shit is awful, even i'll admit that
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>>661775
>>661776
yeah, I'm still pissed about how he ended The Dark Tower books.
No.661779
what happened to nmagod.tumblr.com
No.661780
>>661778
soon to be a major motion picture, starring Idris Elba as Roland!
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>>661780
he's got a dark tower alrighjt ;)
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>>661778
dont even mention that
everything from Wolves of the Calla onward sucked ass
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No.661784
I read the first three Dark Tower novels, but i guess they just didn't do it for me
I'm yet to read them again, and I may never
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>>661784
well they get progressively worse so
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>>661786
i don't tumblr so i don't really get the setup, but i got a good chuckle outta the file name. Rev
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No.661791
*lifts sweater and t-shirt*
*paps fluffy belly*
anon needs rubbies on his tum-tum :3
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>>661791
this, but not so faggy
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>>661791
*fucking shoots yo
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>>661791
this, but faggier
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>>661790
dude
did you even check the link?
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>>661795
well what happened to it?
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>>661791
this, but unironically
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>>661796
I was getting botspammed so much I deleted it for a few months
No.661799
Couldn't block ur spam wtf
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>>661800
it was 300+ spam messages a DAY
No.661802
i wonder if ben is gonna start a post history collection like what he does with faces
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>>661802
i hope he does so he can see how epic i am
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>>661804
who
caaaaaaaareeeeees
No.661807
ever since zwid happened any sense of anonymity on this board's been as good as dead
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>>661807
there's at least like 30 people here and most of them are anonymous
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>>661808
what
yeah no
skype's generally not much for anonymity
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>>661809
kinda
we've got some retired trips here right now, so they don't count
and there are also phoneposters, so that doubles up ips
i'd say we've got fewer than a dozen people who i couldnt attach a name to in one way or another
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>>661816
Which retired trips are still here besides le me
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>>661822
no one juicy or anything
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No.661829
this is a delicious ham sammy
and beef-and-onion flavored chips
yum
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>>661829
i hope you get hamham heartburn
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>>661782
it sucked ass from the start you mong
No.661832
a trip to sink your teeth into
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>>661830
i hope you have a hamham heartbreak
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>>661834
le kill your le self
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maybe i should judt kill myself
No.661840
i'm gonna heat up a 'roni hot pock'
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>>661834
do you think parroting us makes you any more tolerable? it's disgusting.
No.661842
oh well
looks like my epic /b/ro purged all but two of his friends again
on the bright side i think i lasted the longest
time to spam his profile...
No.661843
like why am i even alive if it isnt fun
No.661844
these veggie wurstel arent so bad
but i wish they tasted like the real stuff
No.661845
if there's one person on here who kills himself that isnt me i want it to be ae
No.661846
>>661843
nah, man
play destiny with me
No.661847
why do i put up with all the shit i put up with whats the point
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>>661846
i cant afford an xbox and i hate vidya
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>>661849
an xbox costs like $50 dude
No.661851
what the hell is this new spiderman cover that fujo twitter says isn't sexy enough or something
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>>661850
how much is that in sandnigger bux
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>>661853
200 shekels
i think last time i checked they sold for 1400NIS though
No.661856
videogames are retarded your time would be better spent on books and your money on drugs
No.661857
they have a picture of suwako
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>>661856
what kind of epic drugs
No.661859
i wish i could just get a buttload of heroin and die
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sponge me
i need sponge inside me
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>>661859
i would also like to see you croak
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No.661865
like pretty much the only thing keeping me alive is my love for hse and she deserves better worshipers
No.661866
is this the new epic namefag suicide
No.661867
modern hse is my rogue tulpa
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>>661866
when was the last one
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>>661865
commission furry porn from me
or just give me all your money
or, better yet, learn programming and make me a porn game engine
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>>661869
>make me a porn game engine
such a thing exists.
it's garbage.
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>>661866
no i do this like once a week i dont think its happening
might cut myself up a bunch with a rusty razor though
taking requests for things to carve into my body
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>>661869
can you post the futa thing you made like yesterday
No.661873
wtf is so great about hse
we've been talking and she doesnt seem awful but theres nicer people on hsg alone
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>>661869
didnt i just mention i cant afford a $45 console
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>>661872
http://pastebin.com/KMcXv1SW
"Pleasure Priestess"
description: longest fic so far. reader passes through an area supposedly infested with cultists, gets ambushed by a shemale priestess. anal & oral & emphasis on reader submission. thinking of following this up with a few chapters of mindbreak / tf stuff. not sure.
>tags: readersub / futadom, rape, sex worship, submission, magic, cumplay
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>>661871
i don't know you very well
are you the same ae that was begging for vfan's attention the other day
No.661878
why are people talking about hse
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>>661877
yes
that's been his shtick forever
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>>661874
i'm sure it's a 'not important enough' thing
listen.
i 'can't afford' 15$ tenpacks of energy drinks
but i blow 60$ or whatever on games
optimize your life.
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>>661878
whos talking about hse?
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>>661880
*shakes fist in anger*
skypenigs...
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>>661883
the fuck is a sky penig?
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>>661878
people are talking about hse?
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>>661881
i appreciate that you're trying to cheer me up but you're retarded and stop replying to me
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>>661886
>i appreciate that you're trying to cheer me up but you're retarded and stop replying to me
KILL
YOURSELD
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>>661887
YOURSELF
YOUR SELF
YOURS ELF
No.661889
>>661877
how many aes do you think hsg has
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>>661879
so what's his shtick
manic depressive weirdo
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>>661891
she is a perfect goddess and none of us deserve to breathe her air
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>>661889
how many hundreds of gallons of zebra semen has ae drank for hse?
No.661894
who else is hyped for the FO4 dlc tomorrow
i don't even know it's name
except fugg i remembered while typing lmao
kept calling it the mechanist
anyway who is hype.
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>>661890
that and a chameleon composite personality from the last person he talked to
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>>661891
apparently she's able to attract weirdos with confused sexuality
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>>661893
damn now i want to get me some /be/
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>>661893
rev do me a favour and kill yourself
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>>661890
his shtick is he has no personality
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>>661899
it's true don't you know
No.661902
ae is like a virus
he doesn't do anything unless there's someone nearby for him to leech from
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personalities are for losers who think they matter
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ae is an empty shell that finds others to identify himself by, and attaches himself to them
a palestinian pinocchio who one day dreams of becoming a real boy
except he's mostly awful
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>>661904
that anime is such trash
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>>661895
>>661900
yikes
sounds pretty pathetic
he needs help
also to fuck off, he needs that to
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>all this blood
fucking gross
time to break out the boypussy
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>>661914
>>661915
i wish incase learned how to draw more than two faces
No.661918
was that me propositioning you.... or myself...
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who is this bloody nosed semen demon
because uhhh
its uh really doin' it for me
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>>661919
you shit
don't encourage it
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❤ let's all kill ourselves ❤
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everytime ae appears in the thread, i can feel the life draining away from me
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>>661919
i was hopin it was a dude tbh
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>>661921
futa is shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>661923
i should delete this one it's too orange
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why post futa
when you can just post hot dudes with big dicks
No.661935
people who fetishise trans women are disgusting tbh
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>>661929
>no tits
>futa
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>661935
ok i changed my mind.
please kill yourself. PLEASE
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>>661936
ahahahahaha
what the FUCK, samsung
this is not the right image
No.661940
being around you shitlords isn't healthy im just gonna go cut and listen to linkin park or something
>>661937
neat
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>>661939
>posting porn from your phone
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>>661938
funny coming from you dude
why don't you fuck off too
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>>661940
>im just gonna go cut
how does it feel to be a joke character
like caliborn, but irredeemable
No.661945
god today's Osomatsu ep was so fucking good
i cant wait for next week and see how they will end it
No.661946
>being around you shitlords isn't healthy im just gonna go cut
there are no mentally healthy people on hsg are there
>>661943
funny coming from you dude
why don't you fuck off too
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>>661946
its us anons vs the mentally ill
and horsie, hes okay too
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>>661941
tablet
>>661942
>>661946
the shitter shitteth his shit
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>>661946
I'm healthy...
relatively...
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>>661946
there are sane people here but fucked up attention whores take all the attention
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No.661952
stop posting your shitty porn you faggots
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i wanna put my nose just about everywhere in this
No.661955
ugghhhhh i want puss-puss
why did gf have to lose her pills
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>>661953
everywhere but the anus
but yeah i agree
>>661952
rev is the only one who needs to stop
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>>661955
buy a condom you cuck
>>661956
no he's not
No.661958
>>661955
just buy some condoms
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rev is too powerful to be simply "stopped"
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>>661955
FUCKING
SEXHAVEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>661956
>everywhere but the anus
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>>661951
the fucking face..
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>>661958
condoms are ick, no, and bad
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>>661964
seriously dude
that's ass
i aint about that
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No.661969
anal is fun in porn
but irl you know you're just going to get covered in shit dust
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>>661968
that's disgusting for more reasons than the donut
but seriously
stop, rev
No.661974
fuck i forgot i was supposed to dl warfrsme
should have set up my ps4 ages ago
No.661975
i feel a certain kinship with caliborn.
who shares this strange sense of being bornkin
No.661976
Death to all vitards and sonyggers
No.661977
was eridan the first school shooter?
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>>661976
my friend
don't you have a wii u
i'm not saying wii u isn't fun but it's overpriced garbage compared to the ps4
there's barely any good non-nintendo games and even a lot of nintendo's are mass-produced garbage
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No.661981
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
posting so i can groove to the sweet sounds of hsgay
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>>661977
no, he was a police station shooter
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>>661979
Lol what exclusives does the PS4 even have besides bloodborne
No.661985
>>661983
>cumming through fabric
oh no
my fetish
still hotter when it's a guy though
No.661986
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>661981
ok fuck this is shit i just copy pasted the first non-audiosurf result
god
let's try again
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>>661984
nah but that's the thing
you can't play pc games at all on wii u
ps4 is a cheap pc with good exclusives
i forget a bunch of them but there's a ton, esp ones coming out
>infamous
>destiny except its also on xbox
>wild
>horizon: zero dawn
>bloodborne
>gravity rush 2 or whatever it's called, looks cool
>anime games
also fuck those retards who released a jrpg december last year FOR FUCKING PS3 AND VITA GOD
No.661990
>>661988
why do you do that
i told you you posted something good
and then you do this
why do you do thi
No.661991
hey
so
eraser or lightning pistol
my other wep is a heavy machinegun and i'm steroids
No.661993
>>661989
You know what else plays PC games....?
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>>661993
yeah but it's far more expensive (esp if you need portability)
also i forgot disgaea 5 which i want to get
i haven't fucking researched it at all but there's literal shit tons of exclusives, particularly if you count the 2016 lineup
the only thing the wii u has going for it is exclusives and even then there aren't enough good rpgs (read: none at all) and too many 'arcade' games like MK8 / smUsh / Splatoon which are good but get boring pretty quick.
No.661998
i finished my book
what should i read next
preferably fantasy trash
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No.662000
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i wish fast racing neo's singleplayer mode wasn't such absolute trash, FUCK
such a great game, raped by rubberbanding
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>>661998
The Malazan Book of the Fallen series
split between two authors, it's 16 books.
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>>661998
>preferably fantasy trash
The Communist Manifesto
No.662006
>>662002
>around 9000 pages in total
NICE
No.662007
wish i could post on my ex-/b/ro's profile
he hsted the fugg meme
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
the only homestuck song i still listen to....
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No.662013
writing is edgy and cliche but eh
i played borderlands 2 several times despite the bullshit sjw memes every few minutes
it's a lot better than thwt
No.662014
like, man, why do these epic environments have to be tainted by edgy eialogue
No.662016
if you'll be my femhandler
i can be your beta buck
No.662017
this is too much selection for one character man i just wanna punch akuma
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>>662013
I'm really disappointed at the lack of mods for Borderlands 2
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>>662014
i played through it with some friends and i was able to stomach the sjw shit fairly well, but hoo fucking boy tiny tina almost made me quit on the spot
No.662020
>>662018
eh
did you expect any better after bl1
>>662016
if you'll suck my niggerdick, you can be my long lost cuck
No.662022
>>662019
i played solo for the most part. rip in nigger shit
if bl3 is anything close to bl2 i'll probably pass and / or buy it pre-owned for 20$
No.662023
is there anything worse than wanting to go to bed but realizing your bed isnt made yet
No.662024
>>662020
movement, aiming, and weapon selection were notably better
fetch questing and "farming" are way too common
and why the fuck do people complain about farming in borderlands 2? like, the average farm run takes a few minutes? farming in PSO took so much longer, and was limited BY YOUR FUCKING STATION ID
No.662026
holy shit every line the goth prince had was a bread-and-butter cliche
the environments look so good
why did they have to fill them with edgy bullshit
No.662027
>>662023
wanting to go to bed but realizing just before you lay down that a cat pissed on the sheets
No.662028
>>662025
im not just gonna sleep on a bare mattress with an uncovered duvet it feels horrible
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>>662023
waking up and realizing you have to get out of bed
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>>662024
no, i meant the modding scene
IMO they really fucked up weapons
>HAVE TO CHANGE every few levels
>whites guaranteed a shit
>weapon manufacturers locked to guntypes and gimmicks
>guns feel weaker, none of the super shotguns they had in bl1 with blood mist and audible kick
>basically 'get the legendary'
>enemies don't use their guns
>>662023
who the fuck
No.662032
>some guy on /co/ defending fast & loose
jesus christ
No.662033
>>662031
>who the fuck
what do you mean
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>>662031
fuck off crossie
fucking ree and all that
No.662035
also rip weapon variety
pistols that shoot faster than submachine guns and 9 bullet revolvers
No.662036
>>662031
oh, yeah, gotcha.
Eridium is like a black market currency now, but everything you can buy with it is super expensive, so you HAVE to farm to fill out your storage deck?
that's fucking infuriating.
No.662037
>>662036
god i'd like to get the handsome collection tbh
it's so fucking bad and yet
it's GOOD
but i'd have to fucking enter ten thousand golden key coded and that's literally a fucking shit
No.662038
>>662035
I enjoy Infinity/The Bee
it's a fun combo
No.662039
i think burch may have written bl2 / tps the same way i write spaghetti party
and then edited it to make it sound better
there's no other way it could be so bad and shit even on his own canon
No.662040
*blogs*
*blogs*
*doesn't ever stop blogging*
No.662041
>>662039
I enjoyed the first borderlands, and its music, so I bought the soundtrack, right?
guess which song was not on it
No.662042
>>662033
who does this
>>662041
the end song?
did you byuy the comics
No.662043
>>662042
>the end song
THAT'S RIGHT, "NO HEAVEN" WAS NOT ON THE FUCKING SOUNDTRACK
and no, I didn't even READ the comics.
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>>662043
fuck, i should listen to it again
i want to read the comics tbh
fuck i miss bl1
No.662047
wow this thread is fucking shit
No.662048
>summon sparrow in air or fall with it
>land on back
EVERY TIME
No.662049
>>662047
welcome to hsg, here is your complementary feeling of self-loathing
No.662050
>>662046
I was just disappointed that I couldn't farm THE DESTROYER by myself on the 360 without a save editor.
No.662051
No.662053
>punch glowing cube
>it explodes and i die
wew
>>662050
man the destroyer was a shit
that ice climb was epic though
a shame burch raped the lore and made the satellite jack's daughter
tfw jack raped his daughter....
No.662054
>>662047
if only ops could block users from their thread like on 2chan
No.662055
>>662054
yeah
i'm sure everyone's more than tired of your bitching
No.662056
i'm gonna do it
i'm gonna get into the competitive pokemon battling scene
i'm gonna go... full autism
No.662057
>>662056
Remember - Milotic can learn ICE type moves.
No.662059
>>662055
don't reply to me
No.662060
>>662057
yeah, i know
what of it
No.662061
>>662059
heh. found vfan...
No.662062
>>662060
ICE is effective against a lot of popular types
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>>662062
why are you capitalizing ice
and yes, ice is effective against dragon, ground, grass, and flying
No.662068
>>662064
fuck you anon reverse psychology wont work on me
No.662069
No.662070
People just use Ice moves but never take the time to appreciate Ice type Pokemon.......
No.662071
No.662072
End type appropriation uwu
No.662073
>>662070
i'd block you too
No.662075
>>662071
is one of the worst ice type pokémon ever
No.662076
>>662075
BETTER THAN REGICE
No.662077
>>662021
walking in on pearl taking a shit got me
No.662078
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>>662077
gems dont poop
theyre like girls
No.662080
No.662081
i have my job interview tomorrow
i regret trying to leave the neet life, i can't handle this, just set me on fire and leave me to burn
No.662082
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>>662081
oh stop that
be positive
you got this, friend
No.662084
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>>662083
thank you for the encouragement and the cute turt pic
No.662087
>>662085
slow & steady wins the race.......
No.662088
i'm tired of arguing with writefags
maybe i should just pander to furries who will suck my dick for spaghetti party-tier vanilla sex
No.662089
it's too late to change your ways
No.662090
but not too late to change your pants, you filthy animal
No.662091
*hands you a tiny turtle*
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No.662093
fact: writing porn consistently produces objectively superior orgasms
No.662094
i want to write a fic entirely using our or maybe we instead
i can be a smut fedora
>only THREE perspectives? not on my watch...
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No.662096
how do i get in on the libbycuck connection
No.662097
tfw you libsnibbed your bernies...
poor little bernies
No.662098
peeny for your thoughts hsg
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No.662101
fuck this python install
why isn't "argentina" a valid short file name you bastard
No.662102
idk what to write next
more readersub? sequel to human dollm/ the pale princess? or some third person sex...
had an idea for an assassin being paid to defile a high priestess and / or make her a sex slave
No.662103
>>662102
idk
knowing something was made by you kinda turns me off from reading it, if it was smut
No.662104
hsg i'm having sad feelings from this dumb anime
h e l p
No.662105
>>662102
why are you telling us this
go tell tumblr or livejournal
in fact go take your shitty fics somewhere else entirely
No.662106
this show is a comedy
(spoken while face down on the floor)
No.662107
>>662104
last ep next week
get ready
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>>662102
le sickly princess
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>>662103
i can understand that
at least it should be easier now that my pubes are confirmed rip
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>>662112
I wished you happy birthday in the last thread
have a good one man
No.662115
why thhe fuck are games always either 30 or 60 fps
No.662116
>>662112
yeah anon wished you happy birthday earlier
happy birthday, fag
No.662117
>>662102
didn't you say you were gonna do magic and tf/tg
do so
No.662118
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>>662112
321 is a good birthday
No.662120
>>662110
how bad was it?
i've heard a lot of hubbub on the tumbl
No.662121
>>662114
>>662116
thank
>>662118
somehow i knew this exact reply was coming
No.662122
>>662117
yeah a possible few sequels to my sex church futa
tf as in feminization and possible sex change later on
magically obv
No.662123
>>662112
happy birthday buddy
No.662124
>>662122
yea i know, that's why i said tf/tg
No.662125
>>662121
was your bday epic
No.662126
>>662120
well
it was more like specifically targeting the hurt i like to feel from stories, you know? which makes my hot-and-cold feelings on the show all worthwhile, i would watch 400 hours to feel this specific flavor of sad
No.662127
>>662125
my dying mom bought me a lot of cupcakes and we shared them and laughed about old times
i took the leftovers to work and told everyone they could have as many as they wanted and this indian lady walked up to my desk and took literally the entire box and left without making eye contact
so a mixed bag i guess
No.662128
>>662112
happy birthday cuck
No.662129
>>662126
oh no
that sounds like a particularly targeted feel, man
do i need to have watched more than like, 3 eps in order to watch it
No.662130
i hate you fucking gay faggots
No.662131
No.662132
i want some good bbq but man i don't want to drive like 40 minutes to get it
No.662133
>>662129
i dunno i feel like it loses some impact if you don't see more of the characters, get how they work. id watch it in order. there are a few scattered lines specifically that twitter has drawn parallels/contrasts from where i've been all like 'oh nooo'
No.662134
>>662130
show me your feelings by sticking it in my ass
No.662135
>>662131
is gungrave good? i've heard a bit but i don't know like anything about it
No.662136
>>662133
i will make sure i watch it all
i really like the show so far anyway
i will report back so we can talk about it
No.662137
>>662127
POO
IN
THE
LOO
sorry about your mom
No.662138
>>662136
please do
i'm too wary of /a/ to talk matsus there
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>>662135
godtier, but some overextreme monsters
cried so many tears at the ending
though i was 14 at the time so idk if i wasn't just being a faggot
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this op is so fucking cute i stg
No.662146
so many fucking ps4 exclusivez...
No.662147
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when will goth prince die
i need destiny spoilers NOW
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No.662161
>see angry comments on youtube saying "kys"
>thought it was meant to be a shortened version of "ky ky" like they say in anime when they get mad
i really do need to kms
No.662162
>>662161
I saw it for the first time a few days ago and I knew what it meant.
No.662163
I never understood the ky ky thing
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No.662166
oh fuck
is there anything cuter thana drunk Ichi nursing a drink
no
there's not
No.662167
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No.662170
fujos to the left of me, numales to the right
No.662171
>>662170
i thought what pumpkin studios shut down
No.662172
>>662171
how much more money do you think they burnt between the last kickstarter update and now
No.662173
>>662172
all gone, they're using hussie's mom's social security checks now
No.662174
>>662172
i don't know if hussie is even actually employing people anymore
he might just be relying on donated assets like with the comic and also whatever concept art was left over from the 3d game, while trying to fill in the holes himself
No.662175
>>662172
more than they ever had
No.662176
>>662168
>>662169
the guy in purple in the middle
he also leaves a purple pawprint instead of payment
he is associated with cats and so i love him
No.662177
No.662178
i hate to admit it, but sako is right about this
No.662179
>>662176
>he also leaves a purple pawprint instead of payment
what a douche
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No.662181
>>662179
they're all douchebags who never pay their tab
ichimatsu best boy
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>>662177
listen here, pal
uh
hm
actually i got nothin to say to that, i'm fucking trash
>>662181
this anon knows what the fuck is up
No.662183
is this the famous "nichijou except with boys"?
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>>662183
but nichijou is very good
No.662189
>>662188
if we're trying to make bad analogies to other series it'd be closer to it's always sunny
every main character is a colossal douchebag and they do dumb shit to their friends
No.662190
oh my fucking god....
ichi is breaking my heart....
fucking esp cat, this is too real
No.662191
>>662187
benkei...........
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>>662190
are you only just watching this now
No.662194
enforced tripcode for the clown
No.662195
>>662193
yeah man
i haven't had time for anime
No.662196
>>662194
please no
i like it better when he's not tripping, that way I can just pretend it's someone else
No.662197
Gettin' Down With the Scharfensteins!
Series Premiere on April 13th, 8PM CTS on ABC.
No.662198
>>662196
it's worse because now he drags people into discussions instead of getting dismissed
No.662199
>>662196
his bad art is still bad even if was someone else posting it
No.662200
>>662197
I'm the only one who has the last name besides my sister, and she hasn't lived at my parent's house for several years.
My mom didn't take my dad's last name and my other parent is my godmother.
No.662201
>>662196
no
he must be recognized for the evil that he is
No.662202
>>662200
you're the main character so it doesn't matter
No.662203
>>662202
There's still plural though, it'd only be a single Scharfenstein.
No.662204
the last of the scharensteins
No.662205
>>662200
Why
Your last name is too epic
No.662206
Gettin' Down With the Martins?
No.662207
>>662205
it sounds like a name /pol/ would give to a jewish goblin
No.662208
I'd watch a show about Ben tbh
No.662209
>>662207
coincidentally....
No.662210
>>662207
Ben does look like he's from sort of fantasy race though
No.662211
>>662207
It's German for "sharpening stone".
No.662212
i feel like ben would make this noise:
"mawp."
No.662213
oona's warden posted in 3...2...1...
No.662214
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>>662212
No ben is just
:} ....
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No.662217
got it within the minute, nice
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>>662206
Doesn't roll off the tongue as well
No.662221
>>662211
I take it back, your name is dumb
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No.662225
imagining a baby ben really fucks me up
just a baby coming out of the womb and not even crying, just staring silently up at his mother and all the doctors with ben's adult face
:}
No.662226
No.662227
i want to get plastic surgery to get the :} face
No.662228
i don't even really understand why it's a meme, my face only looks like that when i try to fake smile and I don't really do that often
No.662229
>>662228
You look like your face was run over by a steamroller my friend
No.662231
I kinda miss rev looking livid in every picture he takes
No.662232
>>662229
I'm not saying I'm good looking it's just that :} is uncommon.
No.662233
>>662229
don't be mean to ben...
No.662234
>>662231
it's just not rev without that patented brew of bewildered frustration
No.662235
>>662229
(USER WAS BENNED FOR THIS POST)
No.662236
hulk hogan not only singlehandedly destroying gawker media but also successfully suing the owners' personally so even bankrupting and abandoning the business won't save them was a pretty good birthday gift
No.662237
>>662236
happy late birthday anon
No.662238
No.662239
I wonder when it'll sink in for gawker
they think they have a shot in appeals court
No.662240
I'm beginning to honestly think Trump was never an actual candidate and is being handed a script to be read. He brings out the worst in people and he's allowed to get to a certain position of power by being ridiculous, but losing because of the extremism he based his campaign on. There is no way he can win over a majority of people of color who strongly against him and ready to vote, the same problem Romney had.
Even if it's not intentional, the result is the same. Political change from disenfranchised youth is drowned out by the worst possible example of change to bring voters further centrist so the ideals Washington stands on can stay the same. Which is ironically the exact opposite Trump voters want.
Because of that result, and just generally everything about his unfocused general campaign, and how politicians are reacting to it, that this might have been just a game to play voters into fear and keep party lines devise.
No.662241
No.662242
i don't think you understand
ichi is my boyfriend
No.662243
When's the Hulk gonna take down buzzfeed?
No.662244
>>662242
god fucking dammit is this wesley
did you gay at some point while i wasnt looking
No.662245
>>662244
don't you confuse me for that sack of shit
he doesn't have the good taste that i do, anyway
No.662246
>>662243
buzzfeed is just stupid, not malicious
they wouldn't shoot themselves in the foot like the gawk did
No.662247
>>662245
you both have awful taste usually
No.662248
No.662250
>>662247
true
but ichi is mine
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>>662251
husbando of the year, ichimatsu
No.662255
>>662251
this stonk trash bag up here you blind barrow of shitbiscuists
>>662176
No.662256
>>662255
why post something that pans to jyushi and totty instead of just like a picture of him
No.662257
>>662254
i knew you had good taste
post more pictures of him, I need a new phone background
No.662258
>>662254
That smile and those eyes hide false promises and lies.
No.662259
No.662260
>>662256
it's a scene from the show, and the important thing is how cute he looks while he's drinking
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No.662263
I don't think you understand
I want you to die James
No.662264
>fujoshit taste
fucking disgusting
No.662265
>>662264
why are you saying fujo when a majority of the people here are men.
No.662266
>>662265
its the same fucking shit you rotten pieces of trash
No.662267
>>662266
not really? fujo has a meaning and you aren't using it properly.
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No.662269
wwho need ichi wwhen you have me
erimatsu
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>>662269
we already have that, it's called todomatsu
No.662273
>>662271
no fuck you start using words properly
No.662274
>>662267
fujoshi, fundanshi, it's the same fucking shit just kill yourself already
No.662275
>>662274
no they are clearly different words
No.662276
>>662273
pipe down fujoshi
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>>662276
this isn't a choice, you either use the words properly in class or we phone your parents
No.662279
>>662273
stop flaunting your shit taste first
No.662280
>>662275
you're a faggot anyways so who fucking cares
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>>662280
this means nothing. use the vocabulary we learned in class or you get a referral.
No.662285
>>662282
UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.662286
No.662287
You wouldn't adopt a kid with the same first name as your biological kid
No.662288
not trying to respond to wonk is like walking around in a landmine field
No.662289
>>662282
I'd rather a chubby girl than this muscle monster
No.662290
>>662287
I wouldn't adopt a kid period
No.662291
brokenspacebar was adopted
No.662292
>>662289
would you a chubby girl's poopybutt
No.662293
No.662294
brokenspacebar was aborted
No.662295
>>662292
poopy butts belong in hambeasts not true chubby
No.662296
>>662290
you wouldn't adopt a kid, but
would you a kid?
No.662297
>>662293
>mother son incest
delete this
No.662298
>>662285
she's not even thicc you idiot, she's just beautiful
No.662299
>internet connection is running at a smooth 1kbps
>try to play an offline game to pass the time
>it needs an update
i'd attach a reaction image but i seriously don't think i have the bandwidth
No.662300
>>662296
my name is not james dambro
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No.662303
>>662299
are you living underground
No.662304
ahahaa i knew you'd love ichimatsu
toddy's better though; he's the best
No.662305
>>662272
totty is so much better than eri though
No.662306
>>662304
Nick no
not you too...
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>>662285
>lean and wiry
>thicc
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No.662311
*opens up a portal to tumblr* time for you to go home
No.662312
>>662306
nick was patient 0
No.662313
>>662304
you knew i'd love it because i'm a husbando-fagging fujo who loves snsitive misunderstood boys associated with the colour purple
i'm pathetic
i'm in deep and i'm on the 5th goddamn ep
No.662314
>>662307
never
i will purge hsg of the fujoshits even if it's the last thing i do
No.662315
>>662306
it's a good show, it's fun
well sometimes it's pretty bad but most of the time it's really good
No.662316
again with the shitty shows!
No.662317
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No.662318
i usually can't remember the difference between todo and choro
No.662319
>>662314
take a sip of the medicine and lie down, it will all be over soon.
No.662320
wonk said he's only gonna be here for a while but we all know that if it's up to him he'll never leave
No.662322
>>662313
>snsitive misunderstood boys associated with the colour purple
man why did you have to put it like that
not to mention gamzee is about as far away from "sensitive and misunderstood" as you can get
No.662323
>>662313
>snsitive
>misunderstood
DAMN BRO
No.662324
>>662320
someone end him now
pull a reverse anti-suicide and call his parents to kill him
No.662325
>>662321
what's this a 3v3?
No.662326
>>662324
first we have to take care of xlr so he doesn't save him again
No.662327
>>662290
well yeah but I mean if you had a kid named david you wouldn't adopt a little boy named david because that would be confusing right?
No.662328
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>people who just dislike anything that isn't guns, politics, or video games.
No.662329
>>662326
we need a decoy dressed up as ichimatsu
No.662330
>>662321
they're really dramatic
No.662331
>>662318
todo usually has shiny eyes or :3 face
choro is definitely hard mode 90% of the time though, he and oso are tough
No.662332
i bet you shipped johnkat
No.662333
>>662331
no i mean like personality
now that I think about it all I have to do is think of their girl versions and I'll remember
todo's the creepy guy who hits on everyone and choro's the idol weeb
No.662334
>>662328
>people who like shit fujoshibait shows
No.662336
someone hire an assassin to take out wonk
we already have his info
No.662337
No.662338
seriously i can't connect to any website at all without refreshing a dozen times until i get past the timeouts
the people who made that part of the tcp standard didn't account for local isp monopolies
No.662339
>>662327
i once knew a girl named ocean with a half brother and a step-brother with the same name
it might have been derek
No.662340
>>662336
this but it's me snuffing out the osomatsu-kun resistance and throwing them out of helicopters
No.662341
"you have to make it look like a suicide"
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>>662333
todo is probably the closest to being a non-virgin among them
but he also is conniving and evil
No.662344
you think actual hitmen get really weird requests
like 'put the body like hes making a snow angel' or some inane bullshit like that
No.662345
>>662340
I'm gonna slit your throat and listen to you bleed while I smell you die
No.662346
someone
anyone
save us from the fujo
No.662347
>>662345
i hope you're ready to sniff wind because i just farted and it was better than this post you just made at me
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No.662353
did you just shit yourself
No.662354
>>662350
wow it's like asian south park
No.662355
>>662344
well now you've inspired me
No.662357
ban everyone with a tumblr
No.662359
someone post ichi
i need a new background
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>>662360
>>662362
sip the medicine slow and careful, lie down and close your eyes. resisting is only harming you, it will soon all be over.
No.662365
>by florida's law, gawker can't even make an appeal before they pay the money
WEW LAD
E A
W L
No.662366
>>662364
I'm going to take a big fujoshit in your mouth, open up.
No.662367
*snaps your fujoshi neck*
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>>662366
the fun thing is, i can post anything fujo i want. you can't stop me. you can't poop down my mouth. you can only silently scream impotently something you don't like is being posted, as more people grow to enjoy it.
and in turn, you too, will grow to enjoy it. just like how you gained all your other interests.
No.662370
i wanna raise polydactyl cats in the florida keys with ichimatsu
No.662371
>>662369
*sits on your face* HERE IT COMES
No.662372
>>662365
Do they even have the money? The CEO said they wouldn't even be able to pay 40 million a little while ago.
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No.662374
and they can't just declare bankruptcy either
No.662375
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>>662375
that isnt even the same guy
No.662377
>>662375
*you feel my large steamy shit flow down your throat* UUUUUUUAAAH~
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No.662379
dinner with papaw tonight...
No.662380
this is even worse than scatman
No.662381
>>662369
you mean like how you impotently scream whenever vfan nudes get posted
No.662382
Lmao and people call me effeminate
No.662384
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>>662377
i don't feel anything and will not tarnish the board by indulging in your role playing
No.662385
where is sponge to save us from this shit thread
No.662386
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>>662384
ok i give in! i love awful fujoshit now!!!!
No.662387
how do i get wine to play OFF
everything says yume nikki works normally but off is a blank and i can't get it to load
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No.662390
My Dark Souls waifu is Gwyndolin
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No.662392
>>662372
>>662365
hulkamedia anon here
gawker's going to apply for a stay on the bond so they can appeal. denton brought on investors in case things go tits up. the appellate court seems to be on our side having previously ruled that the post was protected under the first amendment so idk
No.662394
>>662390
>not quelaag or her qt sis
Die
No.662417
>>661998
The Lies of Locke Lamora!