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File: 1458719240711.png (61.63 KB, 270x270, 1:1, buckle.png)

 No.663896

the old thread >>663106

 No.663898

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 No.663899

off to work

hope i crash and die


 No.663900

File: 1458719685719.mp4 (1.79 MB, 480x268, 120:67, IMG_6787.mp4)


 No.663901

File: 1458720071683.jpg (45.16 KB, 369x492, 3:4, 135031_370.jpg)

I sure am excited to fuck


 No.663902

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 No.663903

why would you date somebody that smoked newports? why would you date somebody under five feet tall?


 No.663904

>>663902

oh i learned about that dinosaur

it was the smartest dinosaur at the time and one of the smartest ever


 No.663905

who is hsg's favorite hyrule warrior

i like ganondorf and volga the best


 No.663906

>>663905

i havent played it and probably never will, even though i can pirate it


 No.663907

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.663908

>>663906

do it because you can easily rack up hundreds of hours with it and not get bored


 No.663909

jesus fuck my buttcheeks are sore like i just did a hundred squats

what the fuck gives


 No.663910

>>663908

no i dont have any interest in it


 No.663911

>>663910

s h i t t a s t e


 No.663912

File: 1458733364306.jpg (52.07 KB, 364x403, 28:31, image.jpg)

>>663905

Skull Kid nigga


 No.663913

>>663912

i can't believe this garbage was the first post in 2 hours


 No.663914

I can't believe cletus isn't fucking dead


 No.663915

File: 1458734804352.jpg (59.05 KB, 640x480, 4:3, image.jpg)


 No.663916

>>663912

good taste even though i'm more of a young link man


 No.663917

hsg i need somebody to rent a wrecking ball and knock down my workplace

i will draw a single ponography for whoever does it


 No.663918

File: 1458735836740.gif (3.71 MB, 610x439, 610:439, Shay Massey.gif)


 No.663919

If I gave a shit things would be different around here...


 No.663920

>>663917

I'd sooner hit you with the wrecking ball


 No.663921

i came in like a


 No.663922

Joey!


 No.663923

>>663920

that works!

just wait until i'm sitting at my desk, and have the wrecking ball enter the building from the northwest so you have to destroy as much of the building as possible before hitting me


 No.663924

File: 1458736486800.gif (3.14 MB, 520x347, 520:347, 1401717091075.gif)


 No.663925

Niggertus


 No.663926

uuuuurghhh

motivate me to finish fallout 4


 No.663927

File: 1458737924072.png (515.06 KB, 881x454, 881:454, ClipboardImage.png)

disney is recruiting kids to be furries


 No.663928

>>663926

why

i heard the ending is trash


 No.663929

uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

motivate me to get thiccer


 No.663930

>>663929

do it for her


 No.663931

File: 1458739717093.png (5.7 MB, 2600x1950, 4:3, do it for her.png)

>>663929

do it for her


 No.663932

shit i was supposed to go to the gym one hour ago


 No.663933

I think I really fucked up big time

I'm going to fucking die hsg, I'm so sorry this happened


 No.663934

>>663933

explain


 No.663935

>>663933

oh well

goodnight sweet prince, etc etc


 No.663936

>>663934

I don't know if I should, I think I'm the only one that's aware of this as of now


 No.663937

>>663936

you can't tell us you're going to die and then not explain


 No.663938

>>663936

why? is it HSG-related?

cmon man spill the beans


 No.663939

>>663937

>>663938

>around midnight

>get a call from my sister to pick her up from her friend's house

>she was giggling and speaking weird so I assumed she was drunk

>drive and get there around 15 minutes later

>was right, she was drunk off her ass

>get her into the back seat so she doesn't try to fuck with my driving

>she was acting stupid and I ignore it

>get home

>tell her to get some rest and go into my room to sleep

>hear something break in the living room shortly after

>get out of room, find sister on the ground, giggling a lot

>a bowl next to her is broken in a few pieces, it was easy to clean up

>get her on the couch and stay with her until she falls asleep

>after a few minutes of listening to her drunken babbles, she gets close to me

>get a little flustered at this

>look at her

>she kisses me on the lips

>I kiss back

>we begin to make out on the couch

**>I pull her close to me while we kiss until I force myself to stop

>say it's time to go to bed

>I pick her up and take her to the guest room

>stay in bed with her until she falls asleep so she doesn't do anything stupid

>she tries to get frisky with me but I stop her everytime

>she eventually passed out like a brick

>go back to my room

>fade away into the darkness

I hate myself

Why did I do this

I probably ruined my relationship with her forever

I'm gonna hope that when she doesn't remember a thing when she wakes up


 No.663940

File: 1458742477020.gif (2.62 MB, 600x338, 300:169, 1390599625945.gif)

>>663939

why do i not believe this


 No.663941

>>663939

and thus, a new cletus was born...


 No.663942

>>663939

mama mia!


 No.663943

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>>663939

well

at least you didnt fuck her

i guess it's one of those things that people laugh about the day after and never talk about it ever again


 No.663944

>>663939

basically what >>663943 said

if neither of you ever talk about it ever again, I'm sure you'll both be fine

it doesnt mean anything


 No.663945

>>663941

Fuck off, I don't want to do anything with her ever

I'm just gonna try my best to forget this

End my life


 No.663946

>>663945

but your instinct is to kiss back when you're kissed because kissing is nice, right?

perfectly acceptable, she'll understand, you can both move on with your lives


 No.663947

File: 1458743131720.png (85.51 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1458725687068[1].png)

People always meme about the zombie apocalypse but could it be already here?

I honestly don't get how people can end up like pic related. Modern leftism spreads via contact, it gets in your head first, then your appearance changes, your mental capacity quickly deteriorates, and you start spreading it to others. Remember that diary in the first Resident Evil where the guy goes from "my arm itches, should get that checked out" to "hungrrrrryyy itchyyy" and compare it to the social media accounts of people who get infected.

Some people I know have been "turned" and it looks horrifying, even at a distance. Zombies shuffle around and react to sounds, these people shuffle around and reliably start shouting and REEEEEEEing at whatever "triggers" them. There is no negotiating or reasoning, and they themselves accept no compromises. Their ideas and behavior lead to decline and collapse.

I don't know if it makes much sense to think of them as human anymore, it's not a political opinion it's just a disease of the mind. Like a dog with rabies.

Still looks like your doggo and sounds like your doggo but it's just rabies now. Fuck you, rabies. Fuck you, Wesker.


 No.663948

i mean the really shady part is

>stay in bed with her until she falls asleep so she doesn't do anything stupid

i mean really, what


 No.663949

File: 1458743507915.jpg (49.68 KB, 475x355, 95:71, lies.jpg)


 No.663950

>>663948

you gotta make sure she's safe, right? she was drunk

gotta curl up with her in bed to keep her safe

gotta, gotta sniff her hair a little, make sur she's okay, y'know? just a little sniff, nothin weird y'know?


 No.663951

>>663943

>>663944

I'm honestly holding onto the chance that she doesn't remember anything, this is too embarrassing and degenerate of me. She seemed pretty drunk, but I don't know, I never really drank myself.

>>663946

>but your instinct is to kiss back when you're kissed because kissing is nice, right?

This was literally my sister, I don't think it makes me justified in doing that??>>663948

That was a bad way to phrase it, not like directly in bed but on it if that makes sense

I'm gonna stop talking about this, I want to kill myself now.


 No.663952

>>663951

honestly, the worst part of it is her being drunk

tbqh imho if both parties are consenting adults it doesnt matter if they're related, unless they want children which is whole other goose


 No.663953

>>663951

of course that doesn't make you justified, when you kissed your fucking sister. And you weren't even drunk. But hey at least you got something to tell yourself to make yourself feel better so maybe you don't kill yourself


 No.663954

poor anon

i hope things go well for him and his sister


 No.663955

Dreams logged: 1 (44)

Images saved: 3 (3)


 No.663956

>>663940

well the line by line greentext format doesn't help


 No.663957

>>663955

who are you anon

what are you doing


 No.663958

>horsie thinks Texas is more country than montana


 No.663959

don't worry anon, at least you feel anxiety over it instead of acting like it's normal while also pretending you're white


 No.663960

File: 1458745163818.png (21.76 KB, 512x448, 8:7, pic_0030.PNG)


 No.663961

sisses kissing


 No.663962

i wonder how's yandereanon doing


 No.663963

sissies kissing


 No.663964

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.663965

>>663962

i still think that was pp


 No.663966

>>663962

who

what


 No.663967

File: 1458745961440.png (9.03 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Fire Red Evolution - Full_….png)

rate team


 No.663968

>>663960

Which dragon warrior game is this


 No.663969

>>663966

someone here who kept receiving unsolicited feet pics from a "childhood friend" that was obsessed with them. eventually broke down and fapped to the pics.


 No.663970

>>663967

gay/10


 No.663971

>>663968

1+2 snes


 No.663972

>>663969

that just raises further questions wtf


 No.663973

*sCATS,*


 No.663974


 No.663975

:33 < *cats*


 No.663976

>>663969

'broke down'

yeah, right


 No.663977

>>663969

i still have the legs pic he posted


 No.663978


 No.663979

File: 1458747151471.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.49 KB, 649x464, 649:464, c507e4757299d486c793c109ec….jpg)

Identify the children's book series this literally happened in

Hint you can tell who is who from looking at the picture


 No.663980

>>663978

UHHHHHHHHHHHH


 No.663981

>>663977

why would he post them

why would u save them

>>663978

???


 No.663982

>>663981

>why would u save them

to shitpost


 No.663984

>>663982

post them


 No.663985

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File: 1458747903070-1.gif (Spoiler Image, 58.35 KB, 540x561, 180:187, 1458442836540.gif)


 No.663986

>>663984

no he asked me to not post them


 No.663987

>>663986

>i saved them to shitpost

>i wont shitpost

:?


 No.663988

>>663987

i shitposted once

then he told me to not post them again


 No.663989

>>663988

he left >:)


 No.663990

i knew grant was a footfag


 No.663992

File: 1458748308748.png (Spoiler Image, 193.49 KB, 680x622, 340:311, yand.png)

>>663989

alright but please PLEASE dont save it


 No.663993

>>663990

im not?


 No.663994

File: 1458748373307.gif (891.41 KB, 244x160, 61:40, urghh.gif)


 No.663995

i think im one of the 3 people here who ISNT a footpleb


 No.663996

bengay


 No.663997

File: 1458748448244.png (187.18 KB, 485x536, 485:536, ClipboardImage.png)

Jeb....

No....


 No.663998

cukserbatibs are uniding :DD


 No.663999

>>663997

the turt has joined forces with the ratto


 No.664000

>>663979

harry potter

duh


 No.664001

>walk into building for job interview

>notice some cunt with with a few birthday balloons and fucking gift bags around her station

I wanna murder this entitled binch...


 No.664003

a-10 v-10 thanks yfiy


 No.664004

File: 1458749762947.gif (72.26 KB, 450x600, 3:4, 1429370883626.gif)

waiting for the interviewers to call and tell me if i got the job like


 No.664005

File: 1458749842159.jpg (44.63 KB, 599x443, 599:443, 1458615858442.jpg)

anyone else worried that hillary is gonna beat trump once the election happen? i feel like a lot of republicans will say fuck it and go for her


 No.664006

>>664005

you mean worried that trump won't lose, right


 No.664007

>>664005

Trump will never win the election

period


 No.664008

>>664006

>>664007

am i only only genuine trump supporter here


 No.664009

>>664008

everyone else is probably memeing, yeah

you're a genuine moron, btw


 No.664010

>>664008

i doubt it, tumut or broken spacebar are probably stupid enough to bad the screaming manchild


 No.664011

>>664009

>>664010

i bet you support hillary

smh


 No.664012

Trump will never win the primary

period


 No.664013

>>664011

i don't


 No.664014

libcucks......


 No.664015

>>664012

brokered convention

it's gonna get taken from him

the rnc isnt stupid


 No.664016

trump is literally the only candidate that makes sense

now that jeb's gone, at least


 No.664017

>>664016

>trump

>makes sense

grant....


 No.664018

>>664016

yeah, lets build a huge fucking wall

a huge wall all around america to keep out all those dirty foreigners

trump makes so much sense


 No.664019

>>664016

this but unironically


 No.664020


 No.664021

File: 1458750867524.jpg (46.85 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1451806974545-2.jpg)

will he stop the boats too


 No.664022

>>664020

how does trump plan to fund the wall

how much is it going to cost

how will it stop illegal immigrants, the majority of whom enter the us legally on a visa and simply never leave


 No.664023

>>664020

i'm british, i have my own roster of awful candidates to choose from


 No.664024

>>664022

mexico will pay. they'll love to pay.


 No.664025

File: 1458751481752.png (47 KB, 642x481, 642:481, eh.png)

error


 No.664026

>>664024

>mexico will pay meme


 No.664028

File: 1458751671952.png (180.21 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1396533672559.png)


 No.664029

>>663681

>>663679

I can't open that video

what the heck is this creature?

>>664022

He wants to cut foreign aid to mexico until it's built, essentially siphon it out of their budget


 No.664030

>>664029

that's still american money building the wall

still doesn't answer any of the logistical nightmare that is a wall

don't tell me you support trump, fancy b


 No.664031

Kanaya's long long legs


 No.664032

i support trump because of nihilist meme magic

if the world ends i don't have to kill myself duh

because everyone is already dead!

>>664025

I haven't played violated heroine since it was first being translated

is it not a bug-filled, badly translated nightmare yet

because i wanna play the actual full game, not some half-finished mess that needs multiple patches to barely function


 No.664033

foreign aid to Mexico in 2013 was $420 million. how much wall will that built?


 No.664034

>>664032

it's either all translated or very close, the game isn't even finished yet though


 No.664035

>>664032

he's not actuallygoing to end the world, just make it worse

it's like shooting yourself in the stomach to kill yourself

you'll probably survive but it'll hurt like hell and you'll suffer


 No.664036

Neko atsume is more fun than it has any right to be


 No.664037

>>664035

at least when trump does it there might be epic backlash to the left, unlike the shill


 No.664038

>>664037

there should be epic backlash no matter what

every part elite is culpable


 No.664039

once trump is elected, the golden age of NEEThood will begin


 No.664040

>>664034

thats fine, as long as its in playable order

when i first played it, it was right after the translation team started working and there were still signs in the first friggin town that were still in broken moonrunes


 No.664041

me bored


 No.664042


 No.664043

give me the dark souls 3


 No.664044

>>664042

hey

what should i do to not be bored


 No.664045

So how much is homestuck actually talked about here?


 No.664046

>>664045

if I ever see homestuck again I'm going to fuck him up


 No.664047

>chaz is working on my card again

I won't even get home until monday


 No.664048


 No.664049

File: 1458754611234.png (145.35 KB, 561x297, 17:9, how does it feeeeeeel seat….png)

>>664045

>homestuck

>talked about

>here


 No.664050

>>664045

we go in bursts but usually this is just a hangout for 20 or so people

we often shitpost homestuck though (homestuck pictures on unrelated posts, posting inane bullshit in character quirks, etc)

also CROSSSSSIE IDENTIFY YOURSELF


 No.664051

>>664045

not as much without updates, you'd be better off going to 4chan's /co/ and looking for a thread


 No.664052

>>664047

what card, and whats it being edited to


 No.664053


 No.664054

>>664045

we have to wait for the update

then we'll talk about homestuck for a couple minutes and go back to shitposting and blogging right away


 No.664055

File: 1458754832724.jpg (18.22 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.664056

>>664051

keep in mind, everyone desperate enough to talk about homestuck to do this is officially pom


 No.664057

File: 1458754900708-0.png (5.13 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Fire Red Evolution - Full_….png)

File: 1458754900745-1.png (7.06 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Fire Red Evolution - Full_….png)

>team rocket executives are in this

oh goddamn it


 No.664058

>>664057

what's wrong with her legs


 No.664059

>>664045

it isnt


 No.664060

>>664045

this isn't homestuck general

this is a place for people from the homestuck general from years ago to hang out


 No.664061

>>663939

she'll probably remember but never talk about it again


 No.664062

File: 1458755085956.jpg (2.63 MB, 4254x5877, 1418:1959, 25859508125_769445dffe_o.jpg)


 No.664063

>>664062

why aren't you in school gunbirb

its wednesday


 No.664064

>>664058

what the hell


 No.664065

>>664063

he takes online classes iirc


 No.664066

>>664063

I am in school


 No.664067

>>664052

Mana vault

I wanted the cube to be floating in space kinda


 No.664068

File: 1458755401383.jpg (109.92 KB, 668x469, 668:469, 1451351322405.jpg)


 No.664069

tfw no 700 mile tall gf


 No.664070

>>664066

oh

well

git gud at books

so you don't end up like the rest of us

actually you know what

what is your education level hsg

http://strawpoll.me/7163388


 No.664071

look

i

can

make

spaces

too


 No.664072

it's

epic...


 No.664073

File: 1458755658607.png (331.85 KB, 597x676, 597:676, 2cfb52320821b70ea7f3c8fd1a….png)

>>664071

my schtick is epic.....

:o)


 No.664074

J

O

E

Y

!


 No.664075

🔞


 No.664076

Kids react to... Hiveswap!


 No.664077

>>664076

>teen suicide rate is up


 No.664078

>>664076

[screaming and wails of despair]


 No.664079

>>664076

gib shekels


 No.664080

>>664076

"how long do i have to stare at this black screen"


 No.664081

homestuck the movie by ramon film productions, wakaliwood


 No.664082

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

remem8er me?


 No.664083

>>664081

>H-H-H-HIVESWAP

>poor CG car falls on joey


 No.664084

File: 1458756262521.gif (8.46 KB, 217x237, 217:237, 1dda028602dc1a974f82e20062….gif)

>>664081

nuoh my god

that would be amazing


 No.664085

>>664082

remember when they made a website and literally never used it


 No.664086

suddenly, a new game announcement from the odd gentlemen

domicileimprisoned, an adventure game following the story of joe eclair as he struggles to escape the orc planet of differentia


 No.664087

>>664086

differentia is still a less derivative name than alternia


 No.664088

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

RAHPEEDAH FI-YAH

UGANDAN EXPENDABLES


 No.664089

File: 1458756525299.jpg (66.69 KB, 695x472, 695:472, 1458479427576.jpg)


 No.664090

I cum.


 No.664091

>>664082

i remember shitting on this trailer

but goddamn i prefer this over the 2D nothing we have rn

also why is the video so choppy?


 No.664092

Sol Radguy


 No.664093

>>664091

>why is the video so choppy

that's probably the actual framerate they had it running


 No.664094

File: 1458756749606.png (131.15 KB, 771x790, 771:790, 64232.png)

>coming soon


 No.664095

generations later, hussie's descendants are still tasked with finishing hiveswap


 No.664096

File: 1458756846185.jpg (52.01 KB, 600x800, 3:4, ClipboardImage.jpg)

look at this ham


 No.664097

>>664095

>hussie's descendants

you mean rachel's descendants


 No.664098

>>664096

i would deem this an inappropriate time for it


 No.664099

>Hey, everyone! We had a glitch with the first upload that made the video seem choppy, but we reuploaded with no filters and the problem is fixed. Hope you enjoy the trailer!


 No.664100

Hussie and his wife's son


 No.664101

>>664097

she'll at least let him pretend they're his by giving them his name, right

after all, they have to get married so he's locked into providing for her babies


 No.664102

photos of hussie holding little jamal and smiling awkwardly


 No.664103

munchkin grant...


 No.664104

alas poor hussie

I didn't know him


 No.664105

>>664069

>that one ICP song "growing again"


 No.664106

m

u

n

c

h

k

i

n

g r a n t


 No.664107

i've always wondered why we call him hussie and not andrew


 No.664108

>>664107

Hussie is a more recogizable and unique name


 No.664109

i'm scared hsg

i want to run a product recovery and restore my computer to factory settings

im afraid im forgetting to back up something

i got my games and my homestuck pictures

im scared though


 No.664110

>>664085

Follow us on twitter, tumblr and facebook


 No.664111

follow my dick


 No.664112

>>664087

it's even better that beforus


 No.664113

>>664109

pffft, like you've got anything worth preserving


 No.664114

>>664107

is bcuz peons callign him by his 1st name triggers his waifu...... ;^\\


 No.664115

>>663905

>>663910

I got real into it one day and played it for like 18 hours when my internet went out but haven't played it since I think. I'd probably still enjoy it though.


 No.664116

>>664113

youre right

thanks anon, youve given me the courage


 No.664117

niggers react to...

a good cucking!


 No.664118

>>664107

Hussie is more recognizable than Andrew


 No.664119

i want to get hyrule warriors but

>wii u has less content

>3DS is on a tiny midget chihuahua screen

may as well just buy ps4 games i guess


 No.664120

I was forced to get a tinder and now I can't stop using this shitty app.


 No.664121

>>664118

I already said that


 No.664122


 No.664123

first thing imma do when i get my first place is install grindr


 No.664124

>>664107

otherwise hussie zahhak wouldn't be as funny


 No.664125

>>664122

So like they are watching a guy get cucked?

I'm not sure if it would be very fun to watch some fuck head jerking off while his wife gets railed.


 No.664126

>>664125

are you fucking kidding me

cucking is like, one of the most popular normie porn themes

only it's always a white guy...


 No.664127

>>664126

We need to finance porn of black guys with tiny dicks being xucked by white guys with average dicks.


 No.664128

>>664126

I honestly didn't know that.

If that's those black dudes' fetish I won't hold it against them, it is just kinda weird.


 No.664129

>>664127

get that canadian guy with the big 12 inch or whatever on the scene

show them small-dick niggers how a real nigger fucks

prob break some pussy too


 No.664130

>>664129

> that canadian guy with the big 12 inch

name, nigger


 No.664131

or some nigger ass

have some skinny black twink in an apron

canadaman cucks a bunch of faggots

'man lookie dat sheeeit'

'fuckin nigguh plowin auer beitch'

'fugg :-DDD'


 No.664132

>>664130

no fucking clue

he holds the world record though


 No.664133

File: 1458758555427.png (350.76 KB, 770x1379, 110:197, world_penis_map.png)

holy fuck look what i found

>3.9 inches


 No.664134

>>664131

>>664129

why do you talk like an underaged /b/tard faggot


 No.664135

>>664134

shut the fuck up :)


 No.664136

>>664133

>perfectly average

it's an alright feel


 No.664137

>>664134

the answer may surprise you!


 No.664138

>>664133

>pretty much the maximum for my country

suh-weeeeeeet


 No.664139

oh god i did it

i started the system restore

i know i forgot something

fuck

oh well


 No.664140

*eats some chaps*


 No.664141

>>664138

those are average sizes


 No.664142

*eats some chaps out*


 No.664143

>>664138

you fucking chingchong retard


 No.664144

>>664138

is your country india?


 No.664145

>3.8 inches

how does korri enjoy sex


 No.664146

god i want to play F4 and build edgy ass robots


 No.664147

>>664146

don't

the new dlc is buggy as hell

>robot halves framerate

>unless you go to robot workbench, which fixes it until you load a save

>game freezes without fail during final battle countdown

also maybe not a bug but

>certain type of robot explodes

>ridiculous blast range and almost instakill even on very easy

>these guys are common


 No.664148

>>664133

i call bullshit

how the fuck do they have data fromnorth korea


 No.664149

overall it's pretty good

some of the weapons are insane, new armor, robots are cool

BUT FUCK THE BUGS


 No.664150

I'd fuck a bug.


 No.664151

diamonds are not crash in one week

get hype


 No.664152

File: 1458759563645.jpg (8.99 KB, 255x142, 255:142, image.jpg)


 No.664153

I actually used to think korean dudes were pretty hot until I remembered that there is almost no chance that they have even a normal sized dick.


 No.664154

>>664153

you fucking retard.

anyway, i'm off to work. later!!!


 No.664155

>>664154

I know, there was like a solid month where i would find cute korean guys online, but every time i get to see their dicks it's a huge let down.


 No.664156

>>664133

lmao that you're retarded enough to believe that


 No.664157

let me lay it on the line if you can't tell I'm the smartest person who's ever been through hsg you're beyond retarded


 No.664158

s-s-size doesn't matter guys... it's what you do with it...


 No.664159

>>663909

same!!

are we butt brothers


 No.664160

>it's another "namefag's delusionally full of themselves" episode


 No.664161

>>664157

i hope you kill yourselr


 No.664162

it isn't about the size of your meme penis... it's about how many epic mouthpics you have...


 No.664163

haha how long have i been covered in tiny spiders


 No.664164

>>664016

holy shit grant saying something true

did I kill myself and end up in bizzaro hsg


 No.664165

>>664163

Lol like all day 😱😱


 No.664166

>>664164

>thinks he's smart

>supports trump

fucking lol


 No.664167

>>664096

this is a good ham


 No.664168

File: 1458760104962.jpg (122.56 KB, 500x500, 1:1, image.jpg)


 No.664169

I want that ham


 No.664170

>>664161

me too retardanon

me too


 No.664171

>>664166

you're in no place to judge if you haven't even accepted your God emperor and humanity's saviour into your heart


 No.664172

>>664171

oh

you're a fucking idiot


 No.664173

File: 1458760367139.jpg (142.98 KB, 600x800, 3:4, pol1458667923202.jpg)

okay that's your ash tree for the day

savour it dipshits


 No.664174

>>664172

it's ae

why are you replying


 No.664175

File: 1458760459089.png (806.57 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2016-03-21-23-3….png)


 No.664176

>girl that tried to convince me she was a vampire is married now

what


 No.664177

>>664176

is he a vampire too?


 No.664178

>>664177

he's a fucking nigger! lol


 No.664179

>>664178

holy shit you're such a faggot


 No.664180

>>664179

i'm sorry

i'm trying to cope, i think i'm getting cuckolded

i think this is a cuckification in process


 No.664181

*turns the slut dial up to 7*


 No.664182

are Blaculas stronger than caucasian vampires?


 No.664183

>>664180

stfu faggot

go suck blacula's dick


 No.664184

ohhhh nooo

i could've gotten mouthpics from this girl

but when i think about it... that was before i started harvesting...

what does this mean... what does it mean...


 No.664185

>>664184

>mouthpics from a vampiress

epic


 No.664186

>>664184

>mouthpics from a vampiress

epic


 No.664187

*turns the thicc slider to 10*


 No.664188

>>664184

>mouthpics from a vampiress

epic


 No.664189

oh hsg... i need a band-aid on my cuck-hole...


 No.664190

>>664187

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

THICKER

*breaks the slider*


 No.664191

*nic cage voice*

how'd i get cucked? how'd i get cucked???


 No.664192

and so the cuck disease spreads to hsg...


 No.664193

who plays tf2 here?

I have 3 Matchmaking beta passes to give away.


 No.664194

File: 1458762054365.png (7.7 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Fire Red Evolution - Full_….png)

looks like the crips finally got him


 No.664195

File: 1458762055553.jpg (16.56 KB, 136x291, 136:291, image.jpg)


 No.664196

>>664193

who plays cuck here?

I have 3 Matchmaking beta bucks to cuck away.


 No.664197

>>664196

>mouthpics from a vampiress

epic


 No.664198

File: 1458762267510.gif (2.47 MB, 420x379, 420:379, beyond.gif)

>>664181

*turns the dial up to 11*

now the real fun begins


 No.664199

*turns the cuck dial to 9*


 No.664200

File: 1458762566365.jpg (48.12 KB, 498x639, 166:213, image.jpg)


 No.664201

nuhhh


 No.664202

most, if not all, cucks deserved to be cucked


 No.664203

how come no one complains about sponge when he's never made a funny post


 No.664204


 No.664205

File: 1458762729121-0.png (8.32 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Fire Red Evolution - Full_….png)

File: 1458762729136-1.png (11.96 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Fire Red Evolution - Full_….png)

who do i pick hsg


 No.664206

File: 1458762752198.jpg (1.6 MB, 1811x3039, 1811:3039, Addiction to Moral High Gr….jpg)


 No.664207

>>664203

i complain

but usually people just ignore him

he's shit but he doesn't actively antagonize


 No.664208

>>664203

he's epic...


 No.664209

>>664205

pidgcuck


 No.664210

>>664203

he's been funny on occasion


 No.664211


 No.664212

>>664211

that's not even ironic he's just mentally ill


 No.664213

>>664203

i just ignore everything he writes


 No.664215

>>664203

he's epic...


 No.664216

it's better if you read his posts in his actual voice


 No.664217

>>664203

He is our best poster.


 No.664218

tfw qt girl next to you


 No.664219

>>664218

start mumbling hsg memes to yourself


 No.664220

>>664219

I'm gonna do the *wwalks into thread* bit

girls like that don't they


 No.664221

*wwalks into vvagina*


 No.664222

tfw qt boy next to you and you fantasize an entire conversation in your head but pussy out of actually trying it


 No.664223

>>664222

heh

gay


 No.664224

tfw a wall next to you


 No.664225

mouthpic trade agreement


 No.664226

>>664222

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag


 No.664227

tfw youre neighbor is a lamp


 No.664228

>>664222

suck his dick you coward


 No.664229

mouthpic general


 No.664230

can't we make it dickpic general instead


 No.664231

File: 1458763668574.png (422.58 KB, 640x469, 640:469, ClipboardImage.png)

full art of this, nice


 No.664232

Remember To Like Comment And Subscribe


 No.664233

>>664228

w-what if he calls me a faggot


 No.664234

>>664230

try the soc thread


 No.664235

holy shit there is dog hair everywhere in my room


 No.664236

>>664235

burn it


 No.664237

help


 No.664238

>>664231

>13 ceiling panels

>13 wall panels

>13 tools

>13 stones making up the exterior of the fireplace

>13 stones making up the arch of the fireplace

>13 logs in the fireplace

>13 pieces of shattered glass

>13 metal things on the barrel

>13 streams of blood

There's only 9 13s, I'm disappointed.


 No.664239

File: 1458763984614.png (51.74 KB, 1165x277, 1165:277, how to fuck a jade cosplay….png)


 No.664240

File: 1458764064996.jpg (2.49 KB, 125x64, 125:64, 1400500845172.jpg)


 No.664241

this girl literally burped next to me

I think if it were sponge instead of me he would have instantly jizzed his pants


 No.664242

yandere simulator, but with joey


 No.664243

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.664244

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d3)

1-jerk off to hs

2-jerk off to rp

3-dont jerk off


 No.664247

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)

1 - do thing

2 - don't do thing


 No.664248

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d2)

>>664247

uh

reroll


 No.664249

you mix the lime and the joeynut and shake it all up


 No.664250

>>664155

>huge letdown

You wanna rephrase that, buddy


 No.664251

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

At least they're admitting that this isn't serious discourse and just want to kill whitey


 No.664252

beta buck

beta CUCK


 No.664253

>6.7 inches

what the fuck did it grow


 No.664254

hi


 No.664255

>>664253

whew that's a little big


 No.664256


 No.664257

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.664258

is anyone here

and by anyone i mean cute single belgian girls who also wanna date me


 No.664259

>>664253

pics or it didn't happen.


 No.664260

>>664258

I'm not cute or belgian or a girl but I am single


 No.664261

>>664260

ill take it


 No.664262

>>664260

same but i bet i'm more desperate than you are


 No.664263

File: 1458767964066.webm (138.96 KB, 720x480, 3:2, ha.webm)


 No.664264

>>664255

>>664259

i prob fucked up something

or maybe losing weight reduced drastically the fat down there


 No.664265

le bone press


 No.664266

dick

butt


 No.664267

>>664264

*clears throat*

*taps on mic*

pics

*picks up water bottle*

*takes off cap*

*takes a little sip*

ahh

*puts the cap back on and sets it down*

or it didn't happen


 No.664268

>>664267

i aint posting my dick on HSG, thirstyboi


 No.664269

File: 1458768394300.png (111.85 KB, 526x526, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.664270

>>664268

why not


 No.664271

>>664269

*pokes it*


 No.664272

>>664270

because that's stupid


 No.664273

>>664272

hahahaha y-yeah

... stupid


 No.664274

>>664268

*goes on pilgrimage to the sacred shrine deep in the heart of the forest*

*completes a series of trials to win the respect of the head priest*

*returns with one of the scrolls penned by a sage long ago*

*unravels it reverently*

*it says 'pics or it didn't happen*


 No.664275

>>664269

*shoves it in my mouth*


 No.664276

wherey is peri


 No.664277

it's peri

peri the platypus


 No.664278

we're all faggots here

you must be a faggot, or you wouldn't have come here


 No.664279

forget about peri

wwhat about eri


 No.664280


 No.664281

I love peridot!


 No.664282

File: 1458769974231.png (Spoiler Image, 145.98 KB, 300x700, 3:7, EriMSXX.png)

here


 No.664283

pedodot


 No.664284

>>664282

what is this

what is it doing here


 No.664285

>>664284

its eri


 No.664286

where

"the le fuggy mcwuggy"

is peri?!


 No.664287

>>664286

check the toilet maybe someone forgot to flush


 No.664288

Gosh, Eri is sure different than Gary. And Gary and Eri are real different than Peri!


 No.664289

File: 1458770193673.gif (9.45 KB, 650x450, 13:9, eri sleuth.gif)

>>664285

dont you lie to me


 No.664290

>>664289

i swwear man its eri

this is all i got please dont hurt me


 No.664291

File: 1458770249168.png (39.83 KB, 466x911, 466:911, ClipboardImage.png)

o_O


 No.664292

memoria

memoria


 No.664293

vvivvisect vvivvisect


 No.664294

cut me up


 No.664295

i did it hsg

i gave the cute girl my number


 No.664296

rev me up


 No.664297

(can't rev up)


 No.664298

>>664288

gary doesn't rhyme with peri or eri you swine


 No.664299

File: 1458771267586.jpg (329.95 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1458711717730-1.jpg)


 No.664300

File: 1458771282227.jpg (275.37 KB, 1156x819, 1156:819, summer fun eri.jpg)


 No.664301

geri


 No.664302

>>664298

yes it does you airhead


 No.664303

pygmy bernie


 No.664304

>>664302

'ee' vs. 'ih'


 No.664305

>>664304

are you stupid? Are you telling me that's how you pronounce "eri"?


 No.664306

>>664304

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh


 No.664307

yer a wwizard eri


 No.664308

>>664304

I can't tell which one of those you're mispronouncing but eri, peri, and gary all rhyme


 No.664309

File: 1458771707531.png (178.48 KB, 344x292, 86:73, ClipboardImage.png)

meow


 No.664310

>literally zero green mythics

wizards..........


 No.664311

>>664310

>have still around

WIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS


 No.664312


 No.664313

>>664312

its rev


 No.664314

>>664312

Jace.

My tablet corrects jace into have.


 No.664315

two and a half ben


 No.664316

>>664314

Oh.

Well, as of Origins (and especially BFZ) he's got the best character out of the main planeswalkers.

That's a phrase I never thought I would say.


 No.664317

Everything you like is terrible


 No.664318

>>664317

you're not terrible, anon.

;)


 No.664319

Somebody should make a list of all the things homestuck has ruined by being associated with them.


 No.664320

Why does ipgd like terrible video games?


 No.664322

>>664320

ipgd is terrible


 No.664323

>>664317

not everything


 No.664324

>>664320

why are you keeping tabs on piggy


 No.664325

Remember when IPGD used HSG's money to give herself an in with Hussie? Good times...gooooood times.


 No.664326

>>664325

suckers


 No.664327

Why is Pee-Wee Herman still relevant?

Why are they making a 5th Indiana Jones movie?


 No.664328

Remember that guy who got internet famous by dubbing homestuck comics? What the fuck was his name again? Octo something...


 No.664329

who wants to give me money so I, er we can send a gift to Hussie?


 No.664330

>>664328

octoblimp, right?


 No.664331

File: 1458774037997.png (2.06 MB, 1280x960, 4:3, Hussie's Presents.png)


 No.664332

octoblumpkin?


 No.664333

>>664329

Why would you want an in with hussie? He lost all his cash. Toby Fox is who you should be trying to get in with.


 No.664334

>>664328

otto octavius


 No.664335

>>664333

maybe I should give the gifts to Trump. . .


 No.664336

Do you think the guy who plays Sheldon on TBBT hates himself?


 No.664337

>>664336

money heals all wounds


 No.664338

Webcomics I hate.

Homestuck

Dr. Mcninja

8-bit theater


 No.664339

>>664338

i forgot dr mcninja was a thing

how is it doing


 No.664340

>>664336

no

gay people are much more accepting of themselves these days


 No.664341

Well I've beaten Undertale pretty thoroughly. Which indie trash game should I play next...


 No.664342

>>664328

octopimp

also generalivan for a little while but i haven't seen hide nor hair of him for years

probably people figured out he can only do two or three Funny Tumblr Comic voices


 No.664343

>>664332

holy shit a talking horse


 No.664344

Why does black history month exist?


 No.664345

>>664344

Does Native American History Month exist?


 No.664346

File: 1458774936471.png (10.38 KB, 240x160, 3:2, Fire Red Evolution - Full_….png)

o shit


 No.664347

*blinks loudly*


 No.664349

>>664344

yeah, why can't all 12 of them be white history months


 No.664350

>>664344

Peanut butter


 No.664351

>>664349

this but unironically


 No.664352

File: 1458775858451-0.png (1.11 MB, 1280x800, 8:5, Screenshot_2016-03-23-16-2….png)

File: 1458775858473-1.png (828.17 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Screenshot_2016-03-23-16-2….png)

File: 1458775858509-2.png (1.12 MB, 1280x800, 8:5, Screenshot_2016-03-23-16-2….png)

File: 1458775858509-3.jpg (214.76 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, post_141516683325_7.jpg)

File: 1458775858509-4.jpg (200.7 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, post_141516683325_5.jpg)

Oh.


 No.664353

>>664351

Mayans, Aztecs, etc

George Washington Carver was a fucking thief.


 No.664354

ugh


 No.664355

>>664341

hiveswap


 No.664356

hsg history month


 No.664357

>>664341

stardew valley


 No.664358

remember whistles the clown


 No.664359

_(┐「ε:)_


 No.664360

File: 1458776913524.png (1.81 MB, 915x1314, 305:438, ClipboardImage.png)

tfw


 No.664361

>>664353

nah last i recall he didn't actually invent it or even claim credit for it, it was attributed to him because we had to give the blacks something and he was doing a lot of stuff with peanuts at the time

>>664358

neither does hussie


 No.664362

File: 1458777053664.png (8.16 KB, 549x142, 549:142, 1458320097628.png)

>>664356

hsg post of the day


 No.664363

File: 1458777068351.png (980.16 KB, 941x960, 941:960, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.664364

>>664363

compelling argument


 No.664365

>>664344

Because for more time than not in the existence of America people who were black were treated not even like shit, but livestock. For less time than that, they were treated like shit and held back economically. Now that's not happening and it is fairly recent.

And so now you're crying over the pointlessness and futility of a black history month, instead of crying over the pointlessness and futility of your rhetorical bitching about it as if you are correct.


 No.664366

>>664365

this but ironically


 No.664367

is there a topic that you will not cry about relentlessly pretending to be subjugated by someone or something while bitching about people complaining about the same thing you're doing.


 No.664368

File: 1458777414699.jpg (29.7 KB, 480x342, 80:57, laughing paid mod shills.jpg)

>>664365

blacks are the only people who were ever enslaved ever


 No.664369

File: 1458777435142.gif (58.35 KB, 540x561, 180:187, 1458442836540.gif)


 No.664370

>>664368

can you please point to me where I said that and how recently slavery beyond a century has occurred. I am curious to find your reasoning.


 No.664371

Don't do this

don't argue over this

is it really worth it


 No.664372

>>664365

>>664370

I smell a vworm...


 No.664373

>Pastors should be forced to wed same sex couples against their will.

I don't think this is a meme.

I don't think this is a meme at all.


 No.664374

>>664372

How can you smell particular scents when everything here smells like poop?


 No.664375

>>664370

Sexual SLAVERY is still SLAVERY and is not limited to blacks. And is still going on today.


 No.664376

>>664371

it's epic...


 No.664377

>>664373

what do you mean should? that's the case argued by the supreme court. if you don't like it work for hobby lobby


 No.664378

File: 1458777659781.jpg (439.21 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, mfw I see spaniards.jpg)

>>664353

Wow once again the superior mudskins win again


 No.664379

>>664377

stupid scotus. . .


 No.664380

>>664375

ok rev. we'll have a sexual slavery month. i'm sure the kids will love learning about human trafficking and this can exist at all


 No.664381

If you don't agree with gay marriage, you shouldn't be forced to perform ceremonies

t. A fag who likes dick


 No.664382

>>664360

i like how they have to block their ugly face


 No.664383

oh no i have to marry two girls my life is over my faith is destroyed oh god why have you forsaken me

lol


 No.664384

>>664381

if it's against their religion, doesn't it violate the constitution?


 No.664385

>>664382

it's to hide their identity.

luigi


 No.664386

>>664383

vfan. . .


 No.664387


 No.664388

>>664383

>your rights end when my feelings begin


 No.664389

duh constihtushin


 No.664390

>>664378

muslims had a slave trade of white europeans that went on for a thousand years last i recall

you want some people who loved them some slaves, look at the turban-toters


 No.664391

shoot the gay's and lesbein's with bazookas and machine gun


 No.664392

>>664388

if you think your bitching has merit argue your case to the supreme court that your feelings related to your religion actually matter to anyone else.


 No.664393

>>664378

die cletus


 No.664394

>>664389

The constitution is the only thing preventing me from coming over there and smacking your bitch ass so be grateful

Sure it isn't perfect (the 14th and 19th Amendments come to mind)

But still


 No.664395

>>664390

Yeah they used them as galley slaves on ships

Fairly epic


 No.664396

>>664394

It is an amendable document that is subject to change not a static religious icon.


 No.664397

>>664383

vman...


 No.664398

>religious freedom doesn't matter

shut up tbh

if you're gay and want to get married find somebody who would actually want to perform the ceremony instead of forcing someone to perform it


 No.664399

>>664394

>14th and 19th

epic...................


 No.664400

It's really not hard to not be an asshole about not violating someone's rights


 No.664401

>>664398

that's nice but the supreme court disagrees.


 No.664402

>tfw neet

>fags can't force me to do shit


 No.664403

>>664401

Gay Marriage is legal

That doesn't mean you can force someone to perform a ceremony for you

fuck off vfan


 No.664404

Gay people have the right to be married, and I agree with that.

Religious people have the right to practice their religion, and I agree with that.

Forcing religious people to wed gay people goes against their religion, and thua violates their rights. Gay people can get married somewhere that does accept them. They can still be still be married, so their rights are not being violated.


 No.664405

>>664404

good post from horsie


 No.664406

>>664392

argue it a certain way and you could probably get away with decrying it as a violation of the separation of church and state


 No.664407

your feelings getting hurt debra and sally have to get married in your chapel do not matter in the slightest and are not rights being violated. They could get married anywhere else, but nonetheless they are getting married which is opposite your religion, which in the constitution states that church and state cannot be mixed.

Laws over morals do not have a place in the united states as a concept, and if you feel disgust over law than you are welcome to break it but there are consequences for it. This is not a rights issue, this is a feelings issue. The rights of others do not stop because your religious feelings are hurt.

If you don't want to do it, other people are free to point out and within their right that your church is stupid.


 No.664408

The First Amendment (Amendment I) to the United States Constitution prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion, impeding the free exercise of religion, abridging the freedom of speech, infringing on the freedom of the press, interfering with the right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances.


 No.664409

>>664407

>your religious rights don't matter

fuck

off

vfan


 No.664410

bake the faggot cake


 No.664411

>>664408

how is pastor ted's feelings getting that he has to marry lesbians impending him from the enormous benefits of being a pastor. his feelings do not matter in the eyes of the law.


 No.664412

>>664393

>>664407

it is literally a right. The constitution LITERALLY outlines the people have the right to freely practice their religion. It's one of the founding principles of the country.


 No.664413

>>664409

It's funny because this isn't a rights issue.


 No.664414

>>664413

In what world does forcing somebody to perform a ceremony they don't agree with based on their religious beliefs NOT violate their rights?

Are you fucked in the head?


 No.664415

can they force to to bake a semen cake


 No.664416

File: 1458778599358.jpg (52.18 KB, 926x960, 463:480, 1458152151317.jpg)

>>664407

>church and state cannot be mixed

>so the government can force your church to marry people despite their religious stance


 No.664417

>>664412

>it is literally a right

You have a right to have your feelings hurt, but you do not have a right for people to be forced to respect it. That's the way life is.


 No.664418

We're arguing with an ancom

an ancom who apparently thinks the government should use force to make people do things

and that seperation of church and state means the state can force a church to marry people

cognitive dissonance is a fascinating thing


 No.664419

>>664416

The government is not sending IRS agents to kill your local church because your pastor is a giant dick. However, his being a dick is not respected constitutionally, as argued by the supreme court.


 No.664420

>>664412

>but no Muslims, Satanists, and also that pyramid scheme "Scientology" is a religion and totally not a pyramid scheme


 No.664421

>>664418

You're arguing about constitutional rights and I'm arguing on that basis your wrong. My philosophy has nothing to do with the supreme court.


 No.664422

your wrong


 No.664423


 No.664424

>>664421

Well I mean, I'm right

Forcing someone to do something that goes against their religious beliefs, like marrying a gay couple, is violating their religious rights

it's really not hard to understand


 No.664425

wedpill lil ol me on antifa


 No.664426

>>664418

also one who spams the board because of her hurt feelings and constant attention thirst but then claims anybody who argues with her just has hurt feefees from how right she is


 No.664427

And yes, free exercise of religion is a constitutional right

now fuck off


 No.664428

>>664412

horsie I just want cletus to die


 No.664429

vfan reminds me of that crazy bitch who argued with a cop that she didn't have to follow road laws because she was a "free inhabitant" and then cried rape when the officer cuffed her


 No.664430

>>664428

I was on my phone, I'm sorry. Small screen, big thumbs, death to Cletus


 No.664431

>>664424

>Forcing someone to do something that goes against their religious beliefs

This is so subjective it hurts. The rights we are speaking about as they apply in the united states must be objective. If a church for the sanctity of vulvas smashing existed and were to demand the religious rights to be married, this would contradict.

Because marriage is not a religious practice as it has state benefits. Church and state can't mix, etc.

The supreme court is more knowledgeable about how the constution works than you do. Can they be wrong? Yes. Are they wrong here? Nope.

Marrying to gay people is not a violation of religious right because most of this religious law exists within Leviticus and nobody in their right mind respects Leviticus in their daily lives, not even pastors.


 No.664432

File: 1458779107924.jpg (65.46 KB, 570x382, 285:191, oh my god.jpg)


 No.664433

>>664427

>And yes, free exercise of religion is a constitutional right

Where did I say it wasn't?


 No.664434

>texting horsie

>go to last thread to get quote

>my post with his and tumut's numbers got deleted

Ah.


 No.664435

File: 1458779164137.jpg (46.39 KB, 500x335, 100:67, preen.jpg)


 No.664436

>>664426

This argument doesn't make sense because we're arguing about two separate things. But if you're confused I understand, not many people here are intelligent enough to understand how basic debate works.


 No.664437

dude bird lmao


 No.664438

post the nudes


 No.664439

>>664437

better than guns imo


 No.664440

File: 1458779400415-0.jpg (246.31 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, 1457323940108-0.jpg)

File: 1458779400416-1.jpg (143.65 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, xxxx.jpg)

File: 1458779400416-2.jpg (138.05 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, xxxxxxxxxx.jpg)


 No.664441

>>664440

epic lol


 No.664442

is it just me or has hsg slowed down recently


 No.664443

>>664440

oh no! I am not at all encouraged to keep pissing you off until time ends now that you've done what pisses me off the most! I am not at all determined to continue, I must now cease.


 No.664444

>>664441

are you having a "epic lol" or are you calling this epic while laughing?


 No.664445

File: 1458779487737-0.jpg (Spoiler Image, 156.38 KB, 1256x686, 628:343, 1458336629546.jpg)

File: 1458779488080-1.png (Spoiler Image, 174.11 KB, 759x668, 759:668, 1458361250345.png)


 No.664446

>>664436

what argument is there to be had in that you're a hypocrite


 No.664447


 No.664448

File: 1458779519521.gif (1.86 MB, 332x332, 1:1, tumblr_o3ykevicBs1tv5cfzo1….gif)

I don't see why it's difficult to maybe possibly get married somewhere that would be more than happy to gay marry you, instead of forcing someone to do it

since this apparently isn't an argument about rights, and it's about feelings, I get the feeling you're a fucking asshole for forcing someone to do something they don't want to


 No.664449

garcon, i require an epic lol!


 No.664450

vfan you can't marry a tulpa you know that right


 No.664451

>>664446

How am I a hypocrite for arguing that the supreme court found DOMA unconstitutional and I agree with the ruling. You've been hypocritical about far less and I've pointed it out. But that implies this is hypocrisy to begin with.


 No.664452

>>664450

No I did not know that.

>>664448

>since this apparently isn't an argument about rights, and it's about feelings, I get the feeling you're a fucking asshole for forcing someone to do something they don't want to

Sure, the definition of asshole is very subjective.


 No.664453

I like how the people who bitch about the vworm the most are the ones that constantly eat out of her hand


 No.664454

tubers or spuds


 No.664455

>>664453

It is not surprising that people who are pissed off react to what they are angry about.


 No.664456

>>664451

doma was unconstitutional

forcing someone to perform a ceremony should be too

I don't understand why it's so difficult for you to understand that forcing someone to do something that their religion doesn't agree with might possibly be an infringement on their rights

there is nothing stopping you from getting married by someone who actually wants to see you get together with your partner


 No.664457

>mfw vfan


 No.664458

>>664451

no you're a hypocrite because you claim anybody who takes issue with the constitutionality of the ruling just has hurt feelings after you spammed the board when you got blown the fuck out of the water for the fifty millionth time on how you don't have a leg to stand on if you ever try taking the "revenge porn" to an actual court

you're also a fucking retard who argues as though everybody in this thread is one singular person


 No.664459

>>664456

>I don't understand why it's so difficult for you to understand that forcing someone to do something that their religion doesn't agree with might possibly be an infringement on their rights

I disagree because religious rights on this level are violated all the time for convenience of society. If we were to respect everyone's individualistic rights to their subjective interpretation of their faith, society would slow down.

Gay marriage is an issue that is relevant because of the importance of marriage itself in daily life, but at the end of the day it's just another right's issue where the violation of it isn't necessarily about right but civil liberties.


 No.664460

I think I'm going to post v-chans nudes on every porn site I know.


 No.664461

Everybody in this thread IS one person. I honestly can't distinguish one of you from the other because you all have the same opinions.


 No.664462

>>664458

Your argument would have merit if you could find a way to scale fishing someone for nudes with the fact gay people can get married and there's not much a pastor can do about it, even if he denies them that right.

It's not at all hypocrisy I am arguing the case the supreme court made , while being pissed you are awful people because one is me arguing about the constitutional rights of marriage and the other is not.

This is very basic stuff, but I expect you not to understand basic stuff at this point.


 No.664463

>>664459

there is nothing stopping you from getting married by someone who actually wants to see you get together with your partner


 No.664464

>>664461

we're epic...


 No.664465

>>664463

That's technically correct in most environments in the United States, but in small rural towns it is inconvenient to ask a couple to drive four or more hours to find someone who is willing.


 No.664466


 No.664467

>>664460

the fact you can't marry a tulpa stops her


 No.664468

>>664467

Stops me from what


 No.664469

When did this board become /pol/?


 No.664470

>>664468

wrong quote


 No.664471

>>664469

when homestuck died


 No.664472

>>664469

The moment /pol/ became vocal and drove anybody not determined enough to continue out. More or less /pol/ killed the board.


 No.664473

I live in a small rural town and I'm going to get gay married just to spite vfan


 No.664474

this is probably my most conservative opinion. I'm p liberal otherwise


 No.664475

>>664469

around the time it became tumblr


 No.664476

>>664467

Didn't someone marry rainbow dash?


 No.664477

At least tumblr is filled with more talented people than this. Right now you have less drawfags than ever and a dude who writes mario kart porn.

Wow what a great population of people lmfao.


 No.664478

>>664476

Yeah it was me


 No.664479

my inflamed cocky kun ruptures her ovvarian cysts


 No.664480

>>664477

wheres your talent


 No.664481

>>664480

unstoppable autism


 No.664482

>>664477

There IS chaz, who apparently does MTG card alteration commissions now.


 No.664483

I wonder if Chaz thinks I'm cool. . .

yeah, I bet so.


 No.664484

>>664480

My eloquence in the english language sculpted to perfect form and function to make you upset at things you otherwise agree with when I'm not being obvious about who I am.

Talent to point out double standards so easily is handy


 No.664485


 No.664486

>>664484

>My eloquence in the english language

LOL


 No.664487

HSG should just die. There's no logical reason for anyone to post here anymore.


 No.664488

>>664486

I'm insulted you think this way about my grammatical abilities.


 No.664489

just LOL


 No.664490

I can shoot a gun

like, really well too

does that count as a talent


 No.664491

>>664488

fucking LOL


 No.664492

I'm really good at cucking people and having affairs.

That's my talent


 No.664493

>>664489

Fuck league of legends.


 No.664494

>>664491

Excuse me?


 No.664495

swwalloww my loww hangin balls


 No.664496

>>664494

like holy shit LOL


 No.664497

>>664496

I beg your pardon?


 No.664498

File: 1458780757516.jpg (Spoiler Image, 131.4 KB, 980x653, 980:653, IMG_20160313_094129.jpg)

Reminder


 No.664499


 No.664500

>>664498

>>664499

not clicking


 No.664501

>>664498

she seems to have a short torso


 No.664502

NICE

60$ for 5 hours plus 10 she owed me and another ten for getting raped by fire ants

it was pretty soft rape compared to a few months ago

gonna miss the little buggers...

prob gonna have like 100 or 150 to spend on vidya next time i go shopping

fugg need decide what buy


 No.664503

>>664501

Shortstack "jemma"


 No.664504

Is Rev bi? I can't tell because on some days he he's for boy ass but on a majority of days he randomly posts naked women. Is this compensation and is he really actually gay through and through or is he bi? Does Rev even know?


 No.664505

Can somebody post good art of homestuck and/or Undertale fight scenes?


 No.664506

>>664477

>mario kart porn

what


 No.664507

File: 1458780986428.png (348.67 KB, 425x830, 85:166, ClipboardImage.png)

>>664498

>tfw no halfling gf

She'll have to do


 No.664508

oh wait it's vfan

i assumed from the grammar it was some foreign faggot


 No.664509

>>664504

The answer is actually complex


 No.664510

>>664506

Oh hey the person who deserves to be banned more than I arrived. Greetings sentient human grease


 No.664511

>>664508

This is super funny because from your language I would expect you to be a 14 year old from Indonesia.


 No.664512

>>664510

how you feeling today?

i'm good. finished working. got a bit of rain mixed with my grease.


 No.664513

>>664512

Don't ask me how I'm feeling take a shower right now


 No.664514

File: 1458781161314.jpg (376.1 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, tumblr_o4eqjuXv191rmwfyyo1….jpg)


 No.664515

>>664511

>from your language

the nig calling the aryan black...


 No.664516

>>664477

clitty's futa stuff was good i jacked off to it a few hours ago


 No.664517

>>664513

>two miles from home

nah...... i think i'll keep the grease for now...

at least i don't have uggo crayola pube eyebrows...


 No.664518

>>664516

Is this supposed to be changing my mind about something about this board's populace?


 No.664519

If you started posting on HSG AFTER it moved to 8chan you're basically walking talking human garbage.


 No.664520

>>664518

no i was just saying that he was an ok writer

there's a lot of shit people here

>>664519

everyone hates crossies mbg

even themselves


 No.664521

>>664516

oh

thanks man

i'll prob start on the mindbreak follow up tonight...

but also need to sequel the pale princess and human doll

bluh


 No.664522

>>664517

Listen to me. You don't have to explain what you're doing when I tell you to take a shower. I am insulting you and your lack of care for your body. There is nothing you can do because you aren't willing to change, ergo why I am insulting you because you are unlikable and disgusting looking.


 No.664523

>>664519

this

remove crossies


 No.664524

>>664521

What is it with you? Why are you alive?


 No.664525

>>664522

nah man

look

you'd look better sticking my pubes to your face than walking around with those dick runes


 No.664526

>>664520

I don't think you hate them ENOUGH.


 No.664527

i'm just saying

you'd look better with no eyebrows at all

do like i did in 14, go skinhead

you'll get all the sexy nazi chicks


 No.664528

>>664525

What is this caged goat saying to me?


 No.664529

>>664527

Can someone translate? I can't speak dying bush animal?


 No.664530

>>664514

Fat borb a cute


 No.664531

>>664528

'baaaa'

'baaaaa'


 No.664532

Anyone else watch Lucifer? I didn't think I'd like it but then I was pleasantly surprised.


 No.664533

File: 1458781669119.jpeg (99.56 KB, 850x1100, 17:22, 1455240059356.jpeg)

99.99% sure i'm a cute


 No.664534

my talent is shitposting


 No.664535

Gonna dye my hair for Halloween this year

I have to get something from Revlon


 No.664536

File: 1458781735563.png (556.5 KB, 1114x1920, 557:960, 1448317800489.png)


 No.664537

>>664533

I very much doubt you even brush your teeth


 No.664538

File: 1458781790822.pdf (251.87 KB, The Vagina Ass of Lucifer ….pdf)


 No.664539

my other talent is wasting my life away


 No.664540

>>664538

so not clicking


 No.664541

>>664538

Why do you link things nobody is willing to bother reading or caring about?


 No.664542

File: 1458781852889.png (466.88 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1458592288805.png)

>>664540

selfie!


 No.664543

>>664542

I find it extremely amusing you don't ban this talking goat.


 No.664544

File: 1458781891675.gif (1.65 MB, 250x394, 125:197, tumblr_napnhhi2se1qjhn09o8….gif)

>>664541

selfie!


 No.664545

i'd ban him tbh


 No.664546

File: 1458781925506.gif (1.11 MB, 355x415, 71:83, 145704707437.gif)

>>664543

selfie!


 No.664547

it's embarrassing how hard he tries to fit in


 No.664548

>>664543

why would you ban him

he's annoying but wonk's a lot more annoying


 No.664549

Vfan, how about a deal, we ban pubebeard and in return you leave. Everyone but him wins.


 No.664550

File: 1458782017275.png (1.3 MB, 729x1150, 729:1150, 1449388309431-1.png)

>>664547

selfie!


 No.664551

pls ban


 No.664552

File: 1458782108263.jpg (663.77 KB, 800x1337, 800:1337, 1450887400786.jpg)

>>664549

selfie,,,,,,,?


 No.664553

>>664548

wonk doesn't have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.


 No.664554

Question. Does porn exist of the giant talking snot germ thing from the mucinex commercials?


 No.664555

>>664548

I would ban him because wonk is coherent and this goat boy is not. Above all else, coherence is key to not making a board look like it is filled with the disabled. Now, this is the case, but at least keep up the impression.

This goes for all locations and places actually. You'd rather not be in a place full of incoherence.


 No.664556

Kill All Gays


 No.664557

>>664554

i fucking hope so.


 No.664558

>>664548

he's borderline spamming


 No.664559

>>664549

>>664555

>wonk is coherent and this goat boy is not. Above all else, coherence is key to not making a board look like it is filled with the disabled. Now, this is the case, but at least keep up the impression.

we have rev, sponge, and frequently vfan

people here aren't usually coherent


 No.664560

Vfan only sticks up for wonk because he's her trained bitch now.


 No.664561

>>664559

sponge is epic, though...


 No.664562

>>664558

He's posted 5 pictures in a span of 4 minutes.

That's not really spamming.

What wesley and the anti-wesley guy used to do was spam.


 No.664563

>>664561

Yea but he sure as hell isn't coherent most of the time.


 No.664564

>>664560

she didn't even have to try...

the self-breaking bitch boy...


 No.664566

>>664559

This is less.


 No.664567

it's kinda weird how they introduce that senator who apparently protects mulder in beginning of the second season of xfiles, and then just never ever show him ever again


 No.664568

>>664565

I'm decent.


 No.664569

>>664552

I don't like this horsegirl....


 No.664570

out of all of the rat boys

i'm the ratboy genius


 No.664571

She didn't explicitly try to defend herself as anon this time.


 No.664572

>>664565

>the pedophile is the only decent human being

this says plenty about you


 No.664573

>>664569

i find it hot but have always had trouble fapping to it tbh


 No.664574

Like, yesterday was pretty hilarious.

It was like the kylo ren skit.


 No.664575

hey is wasteland 2 director's cut worth 20$ on ps4


 No.664576

Vfan I get why you do what you do. Probably more than anybody else here. The general political consensus on this board disgusts me sometimes. But You keep doing the same stupid shit and it's really really hard not to believe you're not asking for it.


 No.664577

>>664576

mbg there isn't a political consensus here

it's some rednecks and some tumblrs and then like 20-30 people who will shitpost about whatever political thing to get a rise out of people


 No.664578

>>664576

are you a fucking leftist


 No.664579

File: 1458782839469.png (185.95 KB, 265x370, 53:74, ClipboardImage.png)

shut up about this dumb shit

and instead look at this fucking froggo


 No.664580

File: 1458782858312.jpg (19.13 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1458423395657.jpg)


 No.664581

>>664576

I don't think you do get it because your disgust doesn't register aside someone made fun of my face once. My disgust and your disgust are different digusts, and we are both different people.


 No.664582

>>664577

There's a huge conservative lean on this board and it's really obvious.

But whatever I don't want to fight about this.


 No.664583

>>664579

the froggo is ok

i wish we had an actual green mythic though


 No.664584

>>664582

It's not conservative as much as it delusional batshit screaming everyone else is delusional


 No.664585

fuck your dumb froggo

tell me what ps4 games to buy

i'd like to get exclusived like gravity rush but the cheapo games like wasteland 2 and thief seem attractive too

thief was p good, idk about wasteland


 No.664586

>>664585

Bloodborne

Dark Souls 3

Helldivers


 No.664587

Remember. Pube beard is the future you chose, you want him here.


 No.664588

>>664582

>conservative lean

>a bad thing

holy fuck somebody post this asshole's nudes


 No.664589

File: 1458782968866.png (25.26 KB, 640x480, 4:3, c0f.png)


 No.664590

>>664574

Oh shit, Vfan is TOTALLY kylo ren!


 No.664591

>>664588

Do not mock mbg crossie fucker


 No.664592

>>664590

Does that make you jabba the hutt


 No.664593

>>664586

>tfw a day late for free helldivers

the feels

bloodborne is something i'm def getting, dark souls 3 sounds good but heard bloodborne is pretty similar


 No.664595

this place is degenerate as fuck, can't be conservative


 No.664596

>>664588

clitty i trusted you.............


 No.664597

File: 1458783080018.png (392.85 KB, 720x405, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

explain this


 No.664598

Egg, is Pokken basically tekken with pokemon


 No.664599

File: 1458783090998.gif (1.97 MB, 423x440, 423:440, not even gay.gif)

>>664595

Jesus is crying right now because you touched your peepee....


 No.664600

>>664585

I enjoyed until dawn.

But that's probably only because Hayden Pantieere and the guy from Mr. Robot were in it.

Bloodborne and Infamous are pretty cool.

...when the fuck is persona five coming out?


 No.664601

>>664599

see? not conservative


 No.664602

>>664595

Most american conservatives are not well educated and hypocritical, so I think it fits.


 No.664603

>>664598

No, Pokken is actually fun.


 No.664604

>>664592

Maybe it makes me the chick and Wesley the black dude


 No.664605

>>664600

Probably around the end of the year

i want a new main series smt game


 No.664606

>>664599

saved

>>664600

spring 2016 according to game informer. or summer, i forget

>>664598

from what i've heard

i'd buy it but i'm tired of buying nintendo games with no story


 No.664607

>>664604

No I think you're the guy with the worm for a forehead because your forehead is swollen and you have a dick.


 No.664608

>>664599

man i want to have that donger in me...


 No.664609

>>664588

If I did post nudes you'd go blind from the sight of my beauty~


 No.664610

controversial opinion: i liked the new star wars a lot and thought it was pretty good


 No.664611

>>664609

nah

i'd say i'd vomit but i've probably seen worse


 No.664612

>>664611

mbg is more attractive than you are and that's sad


 No.664613

>>664607

Hi vman what's up


 No.664614

File: 1458783388722.png (520.34 KB, 515x436, 515:436, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh no

It's cute


 No.664615

look at all this conservatism.......


 No.664616

>>664610

>>664609

>>664604

leftist cucks here...

when will hsg become...

bereft... of left...


 No.664617

>>664613

the sky


 No.664618

>>664605

Agreed. But I'd settle for a Devil Survivor 3.


 No.664619

hitler didn't die for this


 No.664620

File: 1458783463837.png (14.79 KB, 147x114, 49:38, Mr bad guy.png)

I don't have any of pubey's pictures saved someone post one for comparison.


 No.664621

>>664616

When are we going to get rid of you


 No.664622

File: 1458783503055.jpg (808.8 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20160318_195635.jpg)

>>664620

ok i don't look that fucking bad


 No.664623

Also that picture is like 3.5 years old, according to my computer.

I remember it being older though.


 No.664624

>>664622

yes you do you look so much worse


 No.664625

>>664622

thats a dick sucking tongue


 No.664626

ben go rogue and ban pube beard right now


 No.664627

>>664583

Don't worry

In the next set we'll see the return of Rofellos


 No.664628

>>664625

i wish ;)


 No.664629

>>664620

That's a real bad picture of me. Plus it was taken what? Five years ago?


 No.664630

>>664599

She would be cute

If not for the penis


 No.664631

ben go rogue and ben pube beard right now


 No.664632

>>664627

>From Urza

why would he be on innistrad

>>664629

Yea I remember it being older than 3.5 years.


 No.664633

Man I'm glad my zits are gone now. Shit was a pain in the ass to take care of.


 No.664634


 No.664635

my acne just sort of disappeared too, like when I was 17 or something


 No.664636

>>664632

Why were Teferi and Titania back? Nicol Bolas? Karn?


 No.664637

File: 1458783895231.png (682.63 KB, 1073x829, 1073:829, ClipboardImage.png)

Gawker, not content with getting fucked raw by Hulk Hogan, has now tagged in Disney by actually linking to a torrent of the the movie


 No.664638

feminine benis

lol omg


 No.664639

>>664637

Good let it burn

Nobody would torrent that piece of trash though it was just episode IV....


 No.664640

>>664636

Teferi was in a supplemental set, so was Titania

Bolas was back because he's the "Main Bad Guy Of Magic" and Karn was on Phyrexia because he was combating the Phyrexians.


 No.664641

feminine benis...


 No.664642

>>664640

*shoves you down*

nerd


 No.664643

>>664637

I DARE


 No.664644

>>664637

there's no link to the torrent, dude.


 No.664645

File: 1458784060507.jpg (293.51 KB, 1280x1071, 1280:1071, 1456209249321.jpg)


 No.664646

File: 1458784088239.jpg (72.12 KB, 464x750, 232:375, image.jpg)


 No.664647

File: 1458784101544.png (66.15 KB, 1374x311, 1374:311, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.664648

SLAY THE GAY


 No.664649

>>664637

>>664637

Does gawker own gizmodo?


 No.664650

>>664649

Gizmodo is gawker

kotaku is too

and that io9 site or whatever

and probably some other awful websites


 No.664651

File: 1458784189123.jpg (182.98 KB, 649x1000, 649:1000, riverside.jpg)

>>664645

>>664646

Okay let's stop the faggotry


 No.664652

>>664648

>girl jerking off futa

>gay

literally straighter than het porn


 No.664653

>>664645

>tfw you'll never have tiddy


 No.664654

it'd be cool if they brought teferi back in the story

like he's not a planeswalker anymore, but i'm pretty sure he's immortal so his old black ass is just farting around dominaria somewhere

i also really hope they don't kill nahiri but she seems unlikely after coming down with an epic case of being on the bad side of a thousand year old vampire


 No.664655

File: 1458784203609.png (641.97 KB, 1476x754, 738:377, ClipboardImage.png)

>>664649

They own Gizmodo, Jezebel, Kotaku

if the site looks like this gawker probably owns it


 No.664656

>>664649

yea

unblock me on snapchat btw lol


 No.664657

>>664652

don't reply to my posts homo


 No.664658

File: 1458784234162.png (265.43 KB, 1001x515, 1001:515, ClipboardImage.png)

>>664647

torrentfreak is a torrent news site

>>664649

yes. gawker owns gizmodo, kotaku, io9 (currently moved under gizmodo), deadspin, jalopnik and lifehacker.


 No.664659

>>664654

>it'd be cool if they brought teferi back in the sto

I read this as feferi lol




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