*listens to rhynestone eyes for the 50th time in the last three days*
holy fucking shit! oh my mcfucking McGod! o eris! oh, yog-sothoth!
did someone forget to give sponge his meds again
don't worry i've been vaping all night
i did run out of kratom though
i miss her! i miss my abusive texas girl! who else is going to feed my ego in person non-stop!
these mouthpics are suddenly making me feel really queasy
it's just a human feeling! it's just a human emotion! you're supposed to feel this way!
happy to put you at quease
>He, who was an authentic Vending Machine maniac, died from a traffic accident while protecting a vending machine.
>He, who had expected that his life was finished, woke up in a lake shore surrounded by abundant nature.
>He didn’t understand what had happened to himself―― He only knew that he had become a vending machine.
>Alone in the labyrinth of another world. . . As he wander alone, he met a lone girl, and that cause the story to change.
We were sent over too many or too few nukes
THIS MORNING YOU'VE GOT TIME FOR A HOT HOME-COOKED BREAKFAST
isekai must be stopped
it's just an epic little flare up of the tism! the tism, and not something more epic and dangerous!
It's too late.
It was always too late.
i would read the kurogyaru one tbh
>Meanwhile, Do You Like Your Mom?, slated for publication on January 20, has won the 29th Fantasia Grand Prize, an annual award given to novels published by Fujimi Fantasia Bunko. The novel follows a high school boy who, like many others in his genre, is transported into a video game... but so is his mother, who not only is fiercely devoted to him, but is very helpful in combat.
>I'm a hero, but I started a pizzeria in a fantasy world with my elf bride
do series titles sound as stupid to japanese people as they do to other people? or is everything just as weirdly verbose there?
>zhanna is back
>shes fighting robots naked and covered in honey
It's stupid but popular due to garbage light novels. Writing titles like that was unique for a while but then it became The Thing To Do and now it's just dumb.
Basically you gotta realize all these things are written for middle school kids.
i am not getting nearly enough (You)s
sponge we all know you love mouths
can someone explain all of this shit to me
she's about as smart as soldier so soldier and her have been going around punching things
so like am i going to be able to play as a naked honey woman in the game or what
*is the only member of the gravity falls fandom who wants to fuck mabel when shes aged up a lot*
like, 40's or what
ok you know how old poeple start to shrink as their spines compress
what if you could reverse aging
so you get super old ladies who look like cute little loli girls
but also 20s and 30s
all i know is i want to play as these fuckers
giving coffee to dogs is bad, okay
lmaooo xddddDDDD coffee!! lol!
thats all you know??
>heavy is John Henry
>5th battleborn character had one arm in concept art
>turns out the actual model has two arms
what's up with people that ship pinecest
really messy design
but then thats a problem all battleborn characters have
i can only imagine what they look like in-game other than a mangled blur of colors
she's a robot loli with a giant syringe
what's the problem
just play the original in dosbox
it looks way better honestly
dont you want them to have some incest goofball babies
if you walked along a deserted beach and you found a beached whale with its massive cock out and there wasnt anyone around for miles what would you do
imagine grunkle stan's reaction
gravity falls movie where bill kidnaps the pinecest goofball
rrrgi gets double cucked and becomes a cop
who wouldn't want to know what that feels like
what if its still alive
it would be a whale of a time
i'd try to save the epic whale
are you kidding
he'd proclaim it to be the lost baby of bigfoot and put it on display
knowing but not asking where it came from
hinting that maybe he wants another and call them the bigfoot baby twins
i think usually they just kill them to end their suffering
imagine you're lying there, in immense agony, unable to move or breathe
and this little nigga comes up to you and starts humping your cock
whales are pretty epic
ngl i feel p blessed to live in a time where there's these gigantic fucking things knocking about
we dont have dinosaurs but at least theres these guys which are even bigger on average
imagine destruction so massive aliens use our planet's history as a cautionary tale
what about epic tumblr landwhale xD
but yeah whales are really cool
it's a shame there's still whaling in wack (asian) parts of the world
imagine aliens abducting whales and dropping them on cities
i mean, unless they really need it. the eskimos are fine, the japs aren't
fuckin weird little dudes in their ice huts
as if the inuit dont go to the damn supermarket all the time
lil snowniggas dont need it per se
i played nuclear throne with some rando and they picked the shittiest mutations
>i've lived anywhere between 1/2-1/4 of my life
that's pretty scary
aren't you like, 19
i mean i could die at 38
especially if i end up being an ugly manlady
we looped twice but didnt get past the desert
i don't know shit about them honestly
i'd be more inclined to learn about them if their existence had a little more impact. i mean, most of them don't really do much outside of their frozen wasteland, i don't think
im always pretty okay with dying at any point
i dont feel like ive misspent my life or anything
thats a flawed concept to begin with
i didnt know that we shared mutations for awhile so i was just pickinf them all myself
dont starve looks fun
multiplayer or no
its pretty cool. its easy and hard at the same time. its sorta like a roguelike except you dont want to die. the artand sounds are neat and theres multiplayer
>trump links to actual fake news site that says the piss story is fake
we are in the darkest timeline
your posts are fake news
exactly what i was thinking
btfo xlr is a bitch
I don't think I ever played the co-op but it's probably the same.
I warned all of you
I WARNED YOU BUT NOBODY LISTENED TO ME
where can i get a t-shirt that says 'im fake news'
if youre thinking about getting dont starve the multiplayer is dlc
yea its the same stuff but no permadeath and all the characters are unlocked
Isn't it free by now?
also it's not even dlc it's just a completely separate game
i think theyre still putting out new dlc
i think the multiplayer version may be a better investment cause theres offline mode
I never bought together nor was gifted it, but i have it.
I meant the co-op, which was maybe free for a while if you had the actual game?
The game's so fragmented, there's don't starve, the reign of giants dlc, shipwrecked which is also dlc but it's completely separate from the base game and reign of giants, and then don't starve together, which is sold as a separate game from the "normal" one.
advanced writers tip
people dont call their sisters sis, sister, dear sister of mine, or sisser
they dont call their brothers bro, big bro, lil bro, dear brother of mine, or bruvva
yea you got the multiplayer if you already owned the game when they released it
is anyone interested in playing cause ill make a server
not today cause it's 3 am but sure
what people do call their brothers and sisters:
thats it nothing else
I wouldn't call my brother bro but I'd call my bro bro
what if your brother is your bro tho
i just call my sister by her name and she calls me by my name or if she's being an obnoxious cunt than bro or something
don't say fucked up stuff like that
i haven't accomplished anything yet
i'm an only child i don't understand these things
im only writing this down as a mental note of sorts when i do end up writing more sibling incest someday
*whispers in2 ur ear*
hey big bro :3
can i bunk with you tonight
are we supposed to be looking for where it says he's jewish
it can't be a coincidence
imagine if your name's sam fran sisco haha
imagine being so gay that you actually let a dog cum in your vagina
what happens to hsg when i come out as non-binary
i need a good headphone amp i guess
that feel when nobody gets your joke
i'll propell you into a nonbinary state of existence you spongey cuck
I've been watching this australian show and it's just crazy how every nation copies the worst TV shows conceivable
i'm more trans than you
love is such a beautiful thing
i hope you die choking on the black man's nigger penis that you called your mother's son
im more trans than both of you
drumpf reminds me of when we called zwid boyking except it's more stupid
I can't believe Buzzfeed and the CIA itself fell for such weak /pol/bait.
meme magic is real
john better be a bottom cause he'll break somebody's hips with that girth
sometimes when you make things up they can still turnout to be true
The CIA's problem is they didn't make the lie big enough.
The lie needs to be so big that people can't help but believe it.
t. the Nazis.
When is What Pumpkin supposed to drop Hiveswap?
It's January. Where is it
there's still 20 days in the month
calm the fuck down
>There's still a few hours left in the month
>Calm the fuck down
my new year's resolution is that I'm not living my home on new years this time
> is that I'm not living my home on new years this time
aww look she has 3 dads
man 8ch /v/ is really fucking shit
like i mean, yeah, /v/ in general is shit
but then you have this little stew of hot crockery and it is SHIT
really 8/v/ seems less awful
>visit dishonored 2 thread
>half the thread is an argument about communism
it's not like we're much better in that regard
i really wish i could remember my epic, epic dream in more detail
how do i explain to my personal trainer that i want to focus more on lower body work without telling him that i want a fantastic ass
why dont you just tell him you want a better butt
just buckle down and tell him you want a fantastic ass
why dont tell him just that?
who the hell doesnt want a fantastic ass
he will understand
just tell them you want a fantastic ass. that's a totally normal thing to want
my ass could be better tbh lads ngl
like we're not hankhilling just yet but it is mostly bone
you dont want me in your lap since i will amputate your legs with my sharp ass
can we start focusinf on my lower half i want my butt to be better
wow....its just that easy....
hes probably begging you to improve your butt
no im another anon
working out with proper guidance costs money and time
i just wanna lie there and get slightly less spindly legs and a better posture
all we have to do is get rid of sako and nobody will argue that marxism is society's salvation
I am going to get Egghead pregnant
yeah i'm not going to be able to afford these sessions for very long
which is a shame because they're hella fun + motivating
my butt is p average but at least it's not flat
so many men have these incredibly flar butts its weird
i dont know how much weight ive lostes but ive went down like 4 pant sizes since i started working and smoking
how do i get my dumbass nigger cats to stop fighting all the time
one of them is a huge sweet big bro but the other older one is like legit autistic and wont stop instigating
rub those lil niggas in catnip
here lil nigga nigga
here lil nigga
want some catnip?
aw you're a right ngga
what's that in your paw lil nigga?
is that a knife?
lil nigga what are you doing...
no, lil nigga, that's my spleen
lil nigga no :((
apparently male cats will murder kittens of other cats to create more demand for their dicks
are cats the black people of the animal kingdom
>lie around your house all day
>literally do nothing
>expect to be fed and loved regardless
>hate dogs, who actually work for their owners
my cat works pretty hard for me
is this how horse riding developed i wonder
>look up a song on youtube
>a bunch of big tiddy anime girls pop up
le confusion face
it turns out theres a anime volleyball game called dead or alive
that name seems unfitting
dead or alive beach volleyball, mate
dead or alive xtreme, you mean
thinkin about getting my ears pierced but i dont know what earrings id want
also my hair covers my ears
Tear Down These Balls
Asterisk Wiggles Whopper Asterisk
>girl i work with texting my friend
someones at the door ringing my bell but i am naked and in bed and im not gonna get it
this happens all the time
people should just assume im not home and working anyway since its noon on a workday
youre going to get butt germs all over your bed
pee pee germs on your bed
so what theyre mine
what if they get on ur hands....
this bed, like me, is beyond salvation
hire ben to suck all the germs off your pee pee
(ben up me)
(ben me up)
the new TF2 comic was great
it was worth the wait imo
i still can't believe i'll (most likely) be playing breath of the wild in 3 days
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omg little michael grew up so fast
(related because he was like one of the fanon voices for karkat back in old hsg)
breeders are so extra
dave having a miscarriage
i know RIGHT
are our new crossies staying
I like them
oh hey nothing
just CREATING LIFE over here
yknow because i can
unlike you, you broken quasi-human
cant even propagate the species
you call yourself a lifeform
i can't tell you how much i hate you
i don't want a 4k tv anymore
i'll do it for you
how much do you hate him
they didn't seem THAT bad
in a time where there are agencies literally giving away babies, being all like "oh i'm gonna make my own! don't you wanna know what genitals they have? don't you wanna give me gifts to take care of them?" is pretty extra
if i'm going to raise a child i would prefer it have my own genes
im feeling a little monk-ey
also holy shit try googling "monk," all you get is fucking tibetans and chinks and also that fucking tv show
thanks a lot (((google)))
my genes are better than their genes
this is an actual tweet by donaldo jared trump
XLR jesus christ you're a fucking idiot, you talk like a fucking idiot and you think like a fucking idiot, please shut up about children or having children and dont ever come near any children
cucked as the victims of the cuckoo
you're posting on hsg your genes are shit autism genes
and he's right as always
you think the CIA did a good thing elevating Rick Wil(my wife's)son's fake piss story spammed to him by a /pol/ troll?
do you applaud /pol/'s ability to influence intelligence on a national level?
literally nobody believes this. some blogs in my country are picking it up and all of the comments are just full of hoaxcalling and predicting 4chan's involvement, and these blogs are usually pretty anti-trump
here's some homework:
a) what about this fake news story is like "nazi germany"
2) did donald "the duck" joseph trump make the leak joke on purpose?
iii) please define "as always" given the attached tweet
meme magic is unbelievable
why does xlr choose only the worst possible hills to die on
donald is right as always
>i think obama is a muslim plant from kenya
>obama lost the popular vote in 2012 but won the election anyway, what a disgrace!
>i won in a landslide victory!
>well, i would have won had all the illegals been deported LIKE I WANTED
donald j. trump is right as always
but it wasn't the cia's lie, it was /pol/'s
the cia is smart enough to know whats real and what isnt
it honestly wouldn't surprise me if trump's team leaked this so they could bring in harsh libel laws
and rightfully so, this shit is insane
>Anon long cons Rick Wilson with a story of an October surprise
>Gives Rick the "golden shower" story
>At some point it gets morphed into some Russian spy novel
>Rick shops this around looking for anyone who will publish this
>NBC, Huffington Post, CNN, ect
>Everyone refuses because it is unverifiable garbage
>This thing floats around in media circles people looking into it but it ultimately going nowhere
>Rick then passes this to MCmuffin and McCain
>McCain passes to FBI to look into
>Fast forward several months
>The story is reportedly included on a CIA intel brief on Trump's Russia dealings
>This is leaked
>Buzzfeed see that this story is the same one that was floating around their media circles for months and jumps on it now that it has the CIA "seal of approval"
4chan was a fucking mistake
ive been there all my life trust me
What does the CIA actually do anyway?
>fuck with foreing countries
>escalate international tensions
>start wars on false pretenses
How do these guys have any credibility whatsoever?
at first i thought this was an own goal on trump, but you know, i think this might be 4d chess
like, now the actual report (which may or may not have this info in it) will be conflated with this report (which is hilariously fake), so if there was actual real info, it'll be quickly pooh-poohed.
i always forget the name of that one femposter who was into piss
the one not named after a homestuck character
my mind keeps going "funky" but it wasnt funkyhot
FF4 is okay
it's better than the other ones ive played so far
Franz Ferdinand was a really solid fucking band.
Are they still around
>one band member left
>they made an anti-trump song
never mind then
go back to posting random guns nobody cares about, instead of your disgusting fetish porn that nobody cares about
i have enough to buy this
give me a good reason not to
you need to save up for a gun to blow your brains out
it serves no practical purpose and you wont care that you have it after a few weeks
i've bought at least that much in Alien figurines
but then again this is an animu and therefore shameful
unlike my Alien figurines
why would i blow my brains out when i have a yukari sitting on my desk
oh god jesus christ stop talking about russia
this guy is a fucking joke
crimea was always russian
there is not attractive alternative ready to replace assad
in fact assad stands far closer to western ideas of freedom and progress than any of the rebel groups opposing him
this guy knows fuck-all
I'd like a yukari figurine too
what's getting lost in this pissgate stuff is that no one was saying it was true
it was one story among others that the cia was warning him were floating around
they didn't know why it was floating around, presumably, just that it was
but now everything in the memo is called fake even though it might not be
it's like /pol/ took a bullet for him from the past, like kek told them the future
also if lil donny thinks that this in any way resembles nazi germany, he mustbe taking the piss
unless he's trying to call himself hitler, idk
> be chilling in Gomorrah, playing blackjack, drinking and having a good time in general after a great haul of salvage from West Vegas
> in walks this weird bastard wearing Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts and knee-high socks while he puffs a cigarette through a holder
> he is carrying a briefcase and a no shit typewriter in his fucking hands
> guy walks up to the counter and the Omerta there gives him the usual rap about handing in his weapons
> the weird guy puts his typewriter on the counter and opens up the briefcase
> inside are ALL the chems... like, Caesar would shit himself just knowing there was that much chemical goodness in the world.. The Great Khans must have worked themselves to death to make all this shit
> everybody is just standing there stunned at this display of raw psychotropic power when suddenly, the weird guy starts taking all of it
> no, really
> fucker is huffing Jet, jamming Psycho into his thighs, chugging MedX and sticking Stimpacks into his ass faster than we can keep count... he just keeps going and going
> finally he's done and we all just stand there waiting for him to I don't know, fucking melt or something when he reaches into that case and pulls out the largest revolver I have ever seen
> before anyone can react, he screams "GOLF SHOES!!!!" and turns that Omerta's head into a catcher's mitt
> the entire place just went bonkers after that... Omertas were getting obliterated, the weird guy was screaming some sort of gibberish about "pineal glands" and the rest of us were just cowering behind cover, trying not to die in the crossfire
> when it ended, the Omertas were all dead and the weird guy was standing there in a pile of empty chem containers, shell casings and dead Omertas
> then he muttered something about a Samoan, grabbed his typewriter and left
> after that, I joined the first caravan headed back to California
> fuck Vegas, man
fake news = propoganda
just like in nazi germany
the point is that gawker is fucking retarded for posting it and they're a shame to journalists everywhere
you can't just publish an article full of lies to the public and go "lol i don't know if it's true or not"
that's not how journalism works
boy oh boy i cant wait til trump takes revenge on the press
i can't wait for trump to start opening the internment camps and beginning mass production of shagohads to defend our glorious country from The Brown Menace
when a post is so stupid it flips around to being cute
i cant wait to bomb some dodongos
what if what they published is real, as in, really what the cia briefed him on
but the brief itself contains things that arent true
just found an empty building near here
the sign says "Beauty Saloon"
i can't figure out why it went out of business
shouldve thought of that before they started complying to spread falsehoods based on their own self-interests
i'm pretty sure journalists have a responsibility to verify what they are publishing is true, regardless of who gives them the info
Maybe if the article was "CIA gave us some stupid shit lol"
but that is what they said
"this is the article cnn is talking about, we can't verify if what it says is true"
they published it and said "this is what they briefed trump on"
is that not the truth?
(assuming it really is the brief, and if not, fuck em)
no it'll be like eating dogs
There was an episode in the show where they're stranded at sea with team rocket and James like breaks his teeth trying to eat a magikarp. Apparently they are nothing but scales and bones and they taste disgusting.
nah I don't like fish
I won't take shit from the guy who eats pretty much raw meat
thats probably some anime boy u fag
>got the premium poison eater decal
I wish I could stand any of the let it die communities enough to talk about this somewhere else
thats cube from jet set radio you fag
i know this because im the one who cropped that image
you fucking fool
I wish i could play let it die
ive probably been raided enough in the time i haven't been playing that my fighters are all kidnapped though
i want to ask steam support to remove undertale from my library
i know they cant refund, and it was a gift anyway
but i want it off my list, and i let some pretty dog shit games be on my steam list
just hide it
i did that with uriel's chasm
not in any significant way
Well we never really get a reason why the empire is bad in the movies
sure they blow up alderaan but that's after the rebellion starts why did they rebel in the first place
the roman empire was a nicer place to live than the republic
I know in the Expanded Universe shit they explain it more with muh human-centric speciesm but
>when your favorite character turns out to be your favorite waifu
>sure they blow up alderaan but
stopped reading lol
you utter fuggin clod :DDDDDDDD
rebe the resdt of de sendance X^DDDDD:P
it's like I'm really on /tv/
I want to go on a roadtrip with her and have her call me a deviant
>Why did they rebel against an oppressive imperial government
gee i dont fucking know
fuck off cletus
or maybe theyre like the anti trump ppl and just massive space cucks....
>an oppressive imperial government
But this is never
Shown in the movie until they blow up alderaan
They're just the BIG BAD with no nuance
nah they cant be
they actually got shit done
explain to me this fetish
Please bash the fash, Comrade Jeb!
>when you spend too much time reading manga and start instinctively reading from right to left
it's the actual thinking man's fetish
what about pits with no arm
try it without buzzword memes
ass + feet = pits
think about it
this post made me chuckle out loud
don't you just wanna lick that crease
speaking of persona
peotus celebrating 10,000 jobs being lost
I watched the first episode of this and it seems like it's literally for 10 year olds but it's also relatively perverted cute girls doing cute things so I don't know.
I'm really confused as to what he means by "very disloyal".
Are we gonna have to give tributes to him.
they dropped his brand after one of his comments about mexicans i think
alright cool so we are supposed to be giving tributes to him
we can, should, must, and WILL pay tribute to trump
what kind of emperor doesn't have his subjects pay tribute to him
would you a cute werewolf
this but w/ lame meme anime
I only watch mature shounen
>jobs being shipped overseas is the same as a company going bankrupt
macy's doing bad is basic supply and demand
demand for macy's is dropping because people like trump and macy's shooting itself in the foot by condemning it
meanwhile he's ensuring many times that amount of jobs being made in the US by having companies invest in the US and not having them move to other countries
i'd rather hot topic-chan
you know, i thought the trump shitposting would end like a few weeks after the election
boy was i wrong
no boobs fucking look like that
what boobs have lines on the top
Bobobo isn't mature at all but it's still good
Otakubait moeshit is garbage it only exists to watch sugar gumdrop characters who you fap do happy little slice of life things
he's celebrating 10,000 domestic jobs being lost
"another win for trump!"
10,000 american citizens may lose their jobs
"another win for trump!"
youve posted it 3 times now
we get it
i was banned for 30 days on 4chan for posting this image
you had it coming
I get the impression that the people who supported/were memeing about trump stopped posting so much about him after the election but the people butthurt about him have been going pretty steady
then again 30 days is excessive
jimmy seems to be the one who always brings up his shit, so possibly
like yea he's an afwul president and it'll be a miracle if he doesn't fuck anything up but can you give it a fucking rest james
I miss the pre-timeskip design
xlr brings it up ever now and then too
it's pretty much just the 2 of them I think
why would xlr or wonk ever stop
why would i stop talking about this one particular thing any more than i would stop talking about any other particular thing
next you'll ask sako to stop talking about guns and cars
or cletus to stop talking about cripples and brown girls
or bsb to stop talking about his huge cock on which he has made many girls cum hard
i would very much like sako to stop talking about guns but i don't particularly care about the others that much
i'll drop all my retarded gimmicks if anyone else agrees to
no, thats why theres a picture of it
yes good let's all drop our retarded gimmicks
finally, we can be a board about homestuck again!
you never seemed to have much problem railing certain subjects elsewhere or dropping them entirely when people would start arguing before
what makes this one so special :^)
check out this cool tavros' prosthetics
>people actually believe hiveswap is coming out
>Chris L'Etoile is Narrative Design Coordinator at Wizards of the Coast. He is part of Creative R&D since March 2016.
>Chris is a writer who specializes in IP development, worldbuilding, and quest design skills for single-player and multiplayer roleplaying games. he considers his particular strengths to be non-linear (“choose your own adventure”) narrative and writing dialogue for voiceover.
>Working in the games industry since 1990, he has created two console RPGs (Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2); one PC RPG (Dragon Age: Origins); one console DLC pack (Mass Effect: Bring Down the Sky); two MMORPGs (Asheron’s Call, Asheron’s Call 2: Fallen Kings); one retail MMORPG expansion pack (Asheron’s Call: Dark Majesty) and one MOBA (Dawngate).
>Writer for wagon age and ME
christ no wonder he's such a shit writer
If he's like brand manager or something fine but leave the official fan fiction to someone who's actually good at writing.
nigga that's rufioh with no legs tav is not that ripped
>mein kampfy shoes
oh im laffin
>and we ended up on a plane where we fought this creepy I'm-a-gentleman-m'lady vampire
This is probably the worst line from him I've read but both of his stories are comically bad and treat Chandra like an ADHD 13 year old girl
i'm back you irredeemable faggots
what's new? i see sponge is still himself
i'm anon, the real hero of the story
>>and we ended up on a plane where we fought this creepy I'm-a-gentleman-m'lady vampire
someone claiming to be a professional writer wrote this?
your kind is welcome here any more
He's "Narrative Design Coordinator" and he wrote shit for ME 1 and 2 and dragon age.
I love the Odd Gentleman too
Worst things would have to be the Gravity Falls one, Is Hussie Racist?????, or wwhens vrisker commin back
>People are still fans of homestuck
I find this more unbelievable than hiveswap releasing
I never watched stranger things and I have no real intention of doing so.
Welcome back though I suppose.
nobody can fire me, i'm the real hero of the story
i've flagfagged and namefagged in the past and it never went well.
i'm a dedicated anon forever now, and the real hero of the story
who's this amethyst chucklehead? is niggercock still around? has vfan stayed fucked off like she promised or has she relapsed?
>asking us to spoonfeed him the lore
amethyst is wonk
niggerclit is now a transwoman but still mostly as obnoxious
vfan left some months ago
you're the shopkeeper that sells guns but other than that, completely irrelevant to the plot
jesus christ it's horrible
i thought i had it memorized still but oh well good thing i saved it
im the real hero of the story
By the way the story has a trigger warning, so I guess that clears up the generalities of why it's so awful.
if anyone wants to feel better about their fiction writing you can read these
no, you're the birdy sidekick who helps me trick those idiots who think they're the protagonist into buying fake guns
I've actually been thinking of a hsg plot featuring /co/ and 8chan trips and metastuck characters
Do you like your new umaru (angel)?
i call it requiem for a fart
either this perspective is fucked or she's a freak mutant
only death or normie-ifcation will free you from hsg
am I gonna have to be the one to make the first good vn how pathetic
hsg forever normified and delitized and loving it
Well she is an angel.
i think they're going for the classic boob ass poselogic
amethyst guy is James "Damn Bro" Dambro
pubeard is still around, if you see someone with the burch trip it's him
there's a good chance vfan offed herself
vfan resurrection arc coming soon
its just going to be katawa shoujo with a bunch of pooloos isnt it
I'm scared they're going to make the anime really sexualized and it's not going to really fit at all
oh christ cletus is still here?
i'd rather have vfan
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>open steam queue
>starbound knockoff except worse
why do i even bother
although "terratech" looks pretty good, whatdya think
im in a "let's just see how big the pile of game you'll never play can go" mood
i think you're looking for terraria knockoff
Resurrection 'SJW' arc
Seven Years: Farewell Homestuck arc
End of Evfangelion arc
Joey's Grand Debut arc
starbound is a terraria knockoff but these were starbound knockoffs
"you're in a space federation but you crash land oh no! build stiff and get fuel" etc etc
terraria still has no story as far as i can tell
yea and starbound was a lot better (at least, from what I've seen) without a story
the thing that always gets me is the "crafting takes .5 seconds for every item" and i just start feeling bad for anyone who bought it
no there will be at max one of each
>yea and starbound was a lot better (at least, from what I've seen) without a story
i have to disagree
it gives you something to work towards i think
or at least something to do if you want
if you want to just, mine resources, buy furniture, build huge mansions on asteroids, you can still just do that
wait i dont understand what you mean about crafting
Early Access was a fucking mistake
>throw terratech in my cart
>continue in the queue
>worse starbound knockoff
see, now im just mad at the queue
i've been playing a lot of starbound lately, steam
why would i want to buy ten different knockoffs of it
Unless they removed it (understandable, since it's probably one of the worst game designs I've ever seen) they made it so that every single thing in the game, even basic shit like making 500 wood to make a house with, has a crafting time, for each individual item.
Enjoy waiting 5 minutes while you make that wood.
yeah no that's still there
and it's pretty obnoxious, you're right
>Different items may have different crafting completion times, which can be seen as a progress bar over the icon next to the craft button.
I could maybe understand if it was for "big" projects and it took like a minute or so but having a crafting time for basic materials is a prime sin.
it's pretty fucking quick though, they must've reduced to the time to make it
it does not take 5 minutes
the crafting time scales with like, "likelihood you're making a pile of this"
it's really low for stuff you want thousands of
pretty high for the fancy stuff
and by pretty high i mean like 3-5 seconds
I watched some video that came out with 1.0 or some such and it was retarded
although it's been a while since i made a shitton of timber
doing the main quest means im not spending a lot of time crafting or building, just minmaxing weapons and armor
i built a wooden hut for all the crafting tables, slapped a teleporter on it, and called it home base
i guess that's why i like starbound and not terraria or minecraft
i don't actually like just building pretty houses to sit in and do nothing
if what im building has no practical use im bored
if early access didn't exist we would still be waiting on the entirety of Black Mesa instead of just the fucking xen level
the majority of terraria isn't base building
the same for minecraft, if you use convoluted modpacks like 99% of the playerbase
>the majority of terraria isn't base building
truth, yuo're right
i dunno why im lukewarm about it then
okay so we have a remake of a game as a plus for early access
does that make up for all the absolute sin that it has created
early access doesn't make the sins
>you can link your terratech campaign to your twitter
you know as i watch more of paladins i probably don't want to play it
it's almost literally a first person moba and your health auto-regenerates if you don't shoot for a few seconds
if you pay a baker for flour, eggs, and frosting at the same price or almost the same price as a cake
what incentive do they have to actually bake that cake
nobodys going to order things from a bakery that doesnt bake
my mom just said to "pre-order" chinese food, as in like just order it for pick up
i thought it was kind of funny
wait i misread that
thx i cum on cat penis is hiss
my cat's have walked in on me jacking off and have liked try to paw at me before but i just put them outside of the room or something cause it's weird
>kono 2uba is out
>It's only in 480 so far
how long does it usually take for the higher res shit to come out
usually a few minutes it seems
i want to bend your young filipino body over the table and take you frisco town for days
we waaahpin the biggest waaahtles when waluigi is whaaannounced for smash switch
holy shit it's so fucking hot
still not clicking
what's the story behind the weird dragon maid thing
neat one of the valve writers predicted overwatch over a year early
i dont have to give The Exam in two weeks so i'd like to submit a request for a ban lift
ok now theres a storm brewing
anyone wants Epic Battle Fantasy 4 and Pony Island?
im a mobile weapons platform in training
anyone want to play dont starve
I hope you starve
thats the OPPOSITE of what youre supposed to do dunkass
why am i the only one posting
of course you candycorn-obsessed jiggs decide to get lives right when i come back from a 10 month hiatus
aychessgee is like dead my dude lol
suck my cock dude
like mein butthol
Suckie my cocky-kun
pronounced 'likeh' as in 'lick' with an 'eh'
oh wait is that turbo-coon tranny linguist still around? i forgot his name, but he looked like an even fatter prefessor umbridge
saltlick, and yes
>wiki leaks posts verified real info
>called russian shill disinfo by cucks (james dambro)
>buzz feed posts obviously fake info
>worshipped by cucks (james dambro)
it ebbs and flows my man
i'm trying not to politics post and instead am playing vidya
i could always dump screenshots
is the report fake or is the stuff in the report fake
it's an important distinction
such is the life of a libtard
Even if trump did have a pëë fetish who the hecky cares it's not like he likes little pizza lolis
i love the deflection of "oh, you said this stuff was fake, you're a shill" to distract from the actual topic of "whether it's fake or not, russian propaganda campaigns used it to influence the election"
I thirst for cripple piss
but sexism?? temperature unfit to hold an office? orange face and le???
Aah! Cousin's pëë!! Do it in my mouth!!!
also i find the idea that the kremlin says "we have no blackmail on trump" hilarious
is that the kind of thing we should trust
the kind of thing trump expects us to trust
i wonder if any game stop employees take used copies of pokemon and take all the pokemon off
we should trust the kremlin more than anything else. obviously they do have dirt on trump, but who's to say that's bad?
>“If Putin likes Donald Trump, I consider that an asset, not a liability,” the next president of the United States said at his first news conference since winning the Nov. 8 election.
he still talks about himself in third person!!! aaaahhhh!!!
>playing nuclear throne co op looking for other players
>this one guy keeps joining and his internet is so shit the game is in slow motion
leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
play bordermemes 2 multiplayer
what could possibly be bad about russia blackmailing the president of the united states
the first time i started up the multiplayer i got someone instantly with a good connection and it turns out i was just really lucky
>the next President of the United States cites the Kremlin as good intel
they did it
those bastards did it
they won the cold war
see this is exactly what i was talking about when i said i wanted him to keep doing it
it was destined from the beginning
yes umbridge is still around
You don't even wear underwear in the first place you sloot.
>Dog was at shelter, she had gotten out for like an hour and her collar had gotten off somehow
>Taken care of and wasn't outside during new years
>New anime is mostly good
>Switch might be good
2017's looking up folks
There are so many subtle references and allegories to Nietzschean philosophy in this short scene. Hotheads will never understand.
When Agent Wilson calls Bane a "big guy" he's clearly referencing him as the Übermensch, while himself indulges in slave morality represented by the authoritarian institution that is Central Intelligence Agency. Note how Wilson never references himself as his real name. There is no individuality in him, only CIA. The essence of slave morality (represented as the "flight plan", opposed to master morality - the "master plan") is utility: the good is what is most useful for the whole community, not the strong. But he does not see beyond initial good and evil.
Also prior to the scene, Wilson shoots out of the plane without actually killing anyone. He does so out of misguided anger, furious that neither faith in god nor scientific knowledge has not given him the rest or respite he desires. At the same time, CIA shooting the sky symbolizes the death of God as a source of morality for people, leading to the unhooding of Bane, the Übermensch.
When Bane crashes the plane with no survivors, he's crashing the entire worldview based on slave morality. He's crashing old thoughts and institutions such as religions (Christianity for example). He's crashing secular humanism. He's crashing herd mentality. He's crashing even himself, as he overcomes his former self to become the over-man. In this crash, a fire rises in the wreckage - the triumph of "life" over "logic"
Then, in the end Bane reminds Dr. Pavel that "Now is not the time for fear, that comes later!" The world is necessarily moved in a cycle, endlessly repeating all past events due to finite amount of matter and infinite amount of time. In this eternal recurrence, the plane crash will repeat - again and again.
But if life triumphs over logic, the only meaning is life then is the will to power, that means the big guy will always be in charge here.
i hate online comics that don't load the entire page but instead of a few panels on one side then the other half shows up when you click again
i think it's fine but i could understand why people don't like it I guess
>>Dog was at shelter, she had gotten out for like an hour and her collar had gotten off somehow
>>Taken care of and wasn't outside during new years
im so glad to hear that anon
it's been years
these jokes have never been funny
there's more political meaning in this picture then there is in all of Dark Knight Rises
hetalia is my trigger please dont post it
i'd read it
not saying i expect it to be good
but i'd read it
is the "band" still into it? like wasn't Plastic Beach almost completely Murdoc's idea, with Robo-Noodles and 2D only going with it due to being stuck on the island?
somebody get this hothead out of here
I wish I was a paid Russian troll
that'd be a sick way to get beer/pot money, just shitposting in between actual weeks where I have work
says the guy who keeps posting 'u mad' brony images from 2011
god 3ds write speeds are fucking abysmal
>tUMUt can you come out to my art studio's open house? it'd really mean a lot to me
fuck now i have to put on real clothes and not just a bathrobe
just send them a fruit basket instead
bcuz isnt it the thought that counts..........
fuck that man, I'd rather just suck it up and go for an hour than buy a fruit basket
those Edible Arrangements are fuckin' expensive
i liked when yeast radio would prankcall edible arrangements
Does anyone here believe in collective guilt?
collective guilt is fucken stupid
unless it's blacks feeling collectively guilty for being black, which they should, no
I believe it's retarded
isn't that another word for filipinos or something
i wish my eyes weren't fucked so i could use the 3ds in 3d mode
want to bend your young filipino body over the table and just take you frisco town for days
i thought i fucked up by playing the japanese dub of SMT IV
no, the dub is not good
winner of best quality animation 2016
i wanna know wonk's stance on collective guilt
it sure is a concept that exists
you're gonna have to be more specific
in what context are you applying the concept
what purpose is it meant to serve
do u believe in white guilt cause thats stupid fuck liberals black ppl are dumb ugghhRUhhurrrrdaaass
don't ban shitto they are epic and not a crossie
is khna planning on going anywhere with this, i'm curious
khan is actually and truly stupid
thanks for the heads up i'll keep that in mind
seriously, not sarcasm
i just wanna see where this train of thought is going
ben me up
before you go go
i don't know what i would do with my schema(s)
without them, i mean. i know some what i am going to do with them.
he posted that like 15 minutes ago so he might have dropped it by now anyway
no i still want shitto banned
so i've been reading about alternative interpretations and criticisms of collective responsibility/guilt for no reason
i feel smarter now though
so thanks khan
collective guilt is a honking load of shit
how is this concept........real............?
all concepts exist in that they don't. is a thought of a unicorn any less of a thought than a thought of a dog?
but i'm not about to debate this shithead. just dropping some epic
"collective guilt" and "collective responsibility" refer to the same concept and it's interesting to see when each is used
>rumours of Mother 3 coming to switch
do fans just like hurting
i still haven't listened to him reading trump tweets as the joker
one of my fave gba games
so fucking good
sorry, why do you think it exists?
it doesnt exist
why does the concept exist?
i'm not saying that "collective guilt is real", as in, we should all feel guilty or responsible for the actions of groups we belong to
i'm saying that the philosophical framework that some people use to explain or prescribe behaviour exists
khan, it's a framework not a fact
here is some physical proof of something that is literally completely conceptual
like, slavophilic philosophers described pre-revolutionary russian peasant communities in terms of "collective responsibility" in order to point to them as socialist ideals
but others argue that the idea of "collective responsibility" is not a good way of framing those communities, for various reasons
tell that to sako and the social contract lol
So, you do think that white people should feel guilty for things white people did in the past?
i think the fallacy with the social contract is that you "agree" to it by being born in your country of origin, at least in sako's eyes
it's not a bad point he makes imo
if this is the question you wanted to ask why didnt you ask it 40 minutes ago dumbass
holy shit dude you really do not understand what i'm saying
no, i don't think that
it's more complex than that, you're still treating it like a one-off, "sign here to agree" thing, where "signing" is replaced with "being born"
the social contract is an on-going unspoken concept that underlies all interactions between parties that compromise or work for group benefits
in theory anyway
it's all theory and framework
he was trying to make it a "gotcha" probably
i know there's a lot more to it to that, but that's definitely the starting point
there really is no way to opt out, not without literal anarchy
uhhhhhhhh also how is it real lol
lol you think it's real???
the social contract is cool except the joining and exiting part
he still thinks that my acknowledgement that the framework of "collective responsibility" ''exists at all" is tacit agreement with it
at least, it seems that way
khan, i hope you don't really think that
yeah, unless you're 100% out for yourself, no compromise, no bargains, no helping or receiving help, you're still "in it" so to speak
the old flesh is doomed and always has been
can't you understand that? we're going to something better very soon. possibly within our lifetimes
i believe in cis guilt
have you PLAYED mother?
Unfortunately i still have to find someone who actually believes in it in order to pick their brain.
was that it
did khan just give up after his gotcha didn't work
i never really liked rpgs like that
ive been meaning to
i mean. I just wanted to find someone who believed in collective guilt and pick their brain. You were someone who I thought who'd believe in it.
Why would i keep pressing if you think it's real?
i gotta stop weiting posts and then waiting to post them
what do you gain
step inside the new thread...