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File: f0b965f9d226f43⋯.jpg (202.4 KB, 1200x1173, 400:391, SkypePhoto_20170319_185951.jpg)

 No.920923

 No.920925

dognut


 No.920926

File: 5149020f174da00⋯.jpg (134.3 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, SkypePhoto_20170218_090235.jpg)


 No.920928

>>920926

those nips are super pink


 No.920929

File: 5b36a9d5df2da3b⋯.jpg (127.15 KB, 864x648, 4:3, 5b36a9d5df2da3bb324453834b….jpg)

reminder


 No.920930

hello


 No.920931

>>920930

fuck you


 No.920932

i watched this one girl in my chemistry class eat sunchips in class

she has nice teeth and a cute tongue


 No.920933

next verse, same as the one before


 No.920934

>>920931

what's up


 No.920935

>>920934

fuck you


 No.920936

File: 7e68ed74604c40b⋯.gif (1.64 MB, 400x400, 1:1, 1486583397377.gif)

the pain of trying to find a dentist willing to make an emergency appointment


 No.920937

>>920935

that's cool


 No.920938

whats down


 No.920939

>>920936

fuck you too


 No.920940


 No.920941

>>920938

the clown


 No.920942

File: 6b3fba81b8d7ce5⋯.jpg (1.46 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, image.jpg)

Snack Attack starring shitto's fav.


 No.920943

>>920942

chocolate milk?


 No.920944

>>920943

No, salsa


 No.920945

god damn

the ending of the last unicorn makes me want to sob

but i cant cuz im in public lol


 No.920946

File: a7f8d1393b5c8b0⋯.png (456.17 KB, 640x786, 320:393, image.png)

spooky girl


 No.920947

kill wonk


 No.920948

ruining a good cry by stopping right when you really need to is like, the worst feeling

besides a ruined orgasm which is similar but very different


 No.920949

>>920948

you ever cry while you jerk off?


 No.920950

>>920949

nah that wouldnt do anything for me


 No.920951

File: e1a7d7a25d5fefd⋯.jpg (332.59 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, image.jpg)


 No.920952

>>920951

you continually confuse me


 No.920953

continuously


 No.920954

sponge why do you crasturbate (cry-masturbate)


 No.920955

>Catherine playable at full speed in RPCS3 (i7-5930k + recompiler + OpenGL)

nice


 No.920956

File: 158bfce35473655⋯.jpeg (50.43 KB, 640x473, 640:473, image.jpeg)

Metal Gear Solid (1998)


 No.920957

im impressed at how the new mass effect just keeps looking worse and worse

newest meme: low quality sfm tier sex scenes


 No.920958

>>920957

why did they feep the need to put sex scenes

why

they're dumb


 No.920959

was andromeda made by like, the b-team or something


 No.920960

>>920958

>feep

feel


 No.920961

>>920959

literally the V-team


 No.920962

(v standing for virgin lol)


 No.920963


 No.920964

File: 982e870b5db1153⋯.webm (3 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1490030971879[1].webm)


 No.920965

File: c6bc08d10e724d5⋯.png (190.69 KB, 305x309, 305:309, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.920966

>>920956

is this the new shrek


 No.920967

>>920954

dead girl mouthpics

it's only happened two or three times don't worry


 No.920968

>>920967

im sorry dude


 No.920969

>>920958

they understood that the only reason people look forward Bioware games is the SFM porn


 No.920970

File: 5d350108d322157⋯.jpg (52.69 KB, 604x516, 151:129, image.jpg)


 No.920971

>>920969

so they forgot that normal people like good games with not-terrifyingly-bad-looking characters and catered directly to sfm porn weirdos?

crazy but id believe it


 No.920972

>>920964

how can hiveswaps sex scenes even compete


 No.920973

>>920971

they forgot how to make good games a couple of years ago


 No.920974

>>920973

good point


 No.920975

File: c1d3b6c815c1d68⋯.jpg (283.2 KB, 1936x1936, 1:1, 1482924401807.jpg)

>when you wanna shitpost about a story heavy game but you havent finished it yet and dont want to spoil yourself


 No.920976

>>920975

i am currently experiencing this exact feel, and i suspect about the exact same game


 No.920977

File: bd92848fec2f0e4⋯.png (224.46 KB, 600x451, 600:451, image.png)


 No.920978

>>920977

till what


 No.920979

>>920978

the game actually comes out


 No.920980

>>920979

I didn't notice the face until now


 No.920981

>>920964

ARE THEY EVEN ADULTS


 No.920982

I'm going to rip this fucking tooth out with pliers I swear to god


 No.920983

>>920976

i just wanna shitpost about 9S's love for cold and mature women and talk about a weird thing i saw in 9S playthrough during a cutscene on the Mothership


 No.920984

File: 198194db82bf693⋯.jpg (154.84 KB, 640x960, 2:3, tumblr_on0zinO1Ki1v2fofro4….jpg)


 No.920985

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Veritas Forum

Is belief in God irrational?

Talk by Meghan Sullivan, Notre Dame Philosophy Professor, at Middlebury College, along with Q&A


 No.920986

>>920982

Have some gauze on hand but you should be fine


 No.920987

I'm not liking this Underdome DLC, is it actually just a series of shitty arena battles?


 No.920988

File: a3ce20bc307606b⋯.png (276.09 KB, 472x506, 236:253, tumblr_inline_on2w9xn11V1t….png)

File: c02155f2472b58e⋯.png (137.94 KB, 466x469, 466:469, tumblr_inline_on2wcgDyKm1t….png)

gunboy i notice he deleted the photo in the old thread so this has to be him


 No.920989

>>920988

lol

l o l


 No.920990

>>920988

>not knowing they brought crystal pepsi back


 No.920991

>>920985

Yes

That doesn't make you stupid but yes


 No.920992

>>920988

wait did you get this from the "making fun of /ck/" tumblr

did sako end up on tumblr


 No.920993

>>920992

Yes I did


 No.920994

>>920991

that was my response

apparently sullivan was on my campus last week with this same talk, and i jsut saw a poster for it

and my first response was "well, by definition, yes, but that's not a bad thing necessarily"


 No.920995


 No.920996

I was going to reblog it but now I can't or hsg will dox me


 No.920997


 No.920998

i mean how many blogs about guns, anime tiddies and anime about guns with tiddies there can be on tumblr???


 No.920999

>>920998

so many


 No.921000

someone link the /ck/ tumblr i wanna follow i


 No.921001


 No.921002


 No.921003

WE ARE THE CRYSTAL PEPSIS WE ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY

>>921002

>almost two whole minutes after


 No.921004

>>921003

8chan didn't update until after you sent it


 No.921005

>14 servers are unavailable due to an outage

thanks discord


 No.921006

more like

pisscord


 No.921007

>>920971

>so they forgot that normal people like good games with not-terrifyingly-bad-looking characters

if they liked those they wouldn't play mass effect


 No.921008

>>921007

I finished ME 1 and 2 on the 360 so long ago

never got to play 3

and I missed out on the PSN sale, where the trilogy was like $5


 No.921009

File: 8c2b0afd962e7be⋯.png (330.18 KB, 379x765, 379:765, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921010

>>921009

I built a commander deck themed around banding once


 No.921011

holy shit new gccx episode subbed, what a time to be alive


 No.921012

>>921011

whoah wait, link me


 No.921013

have you noticed that discord started shitting itself after they launched the russian servers

really makes you think


 No.921014


 No.921015

>>921013

>have you noticed that discord started shitting itself after they launched the russian servers

no i haven't


 No.921016

>>921013

fucking russia hacking discord like election


 No.921017

File: 6802f010a887c58⋯.gif (66.48 KB, 740x120, 37:6, 1369183753291.gif)

look at all these fucking doggers


 No.921018

>>921017

but none of them are fucking :?


 No.921019

>>921014

I vaguely recall the game, but damn if I can remember what it played like

guess i'm downloading the episode


 No.921020

>>920988

I didn't know gunlad went to /ck/


 No.921021

File: bda278fe26e84c9⋯.png (274.83 KB, 750x660, 25:22, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921022

>>920996

look at it this way

we can't make your life much worse


 No.921023

fucking shit, I have to finish this Underdome trash before I can do my errands


 No.921024

>>921020

there are a lot of things you don't know about me


 No.921025

i have interests outside of this place, guns, anime, and birds


 No.921026


 No.921027

>>921025

(X) Doubt


 No.921028

>>921026

(F) Pay respects


 No.921029

grant your gf needs help


 No.921030

>>921029

she went to bed like 14 minutes ago


 No.921031

>>921026

>when your twin doesnt get you the dinosaur-shaped nuggies


 No.921032

she's out of Milka chocolate bars


 No.921033

shark was milkanon the whole time


 No.921034

>>921033

Grant was dating shitto this whole time????


 No.921035

File: e926a7e3486e408⋯.jpg (234.17 KB, 1280x721, 1280:721, 0.jpg)


 No.921036

>>921034

milkaanon or whatever their name was

or am i confusing writefags


 No.921037

i dont know if ive ever had oatmeal, thinking about it


 No.921038

>>921037

oatmeal is decent


 No.921039

>>921038

i like oatmeal raisin cookies/granola bars/etc except for the raisin part

so logic dictates i would like oatmeal

but i like watermelon flavored things but not the actual fruit so who knows


 No.921040

>>921037

wtf

you gotta get some good old steelcut oats

oatmeal is delish


 No.921041

plain oatmeal isn't amazing but it's ok

put sugar in it or fruit or something


 No.921042

if you like hot chocolate, you'll like oatmeal


 No.921043

File: a0d25a6034520ab⋯.jpeg (25.32 KB, 640x277, 640:277, image.jpeg)


 No.921044

the yiga clan could've been a lot cooler if it had members that were zoras, gorons, rito, etc


 No.921045

>closed steam train tab by accident yesterday

>try to open the steam train playlist in the youtube app

>can't even find it

WHY


 No.921046

File: 0635f815115ff10⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1179x1200, 393:400, ClipboardImage.png)

holy shit new steven universe leak


 No.921047


 No.921048

File: 96f8765c9f4f843⋯.jpg (87.71 KB, 680x283, 680:283, yamcha is not a cuck bulma….jpg)

today

i will remind them


 No.921049

>>921048

yamcha probably got cucked by numerous other women tho


 No.921050

>trump surrogates spend months saying you can't elect someone to be president when they're under fbi investigation

>trump and his campaign are now under fbi investigation

huh... wonder if they'll say anything now...


 No.921051

but i guess bulma is a cuck?


 No.921052

>>921050

fake investigation


 No.921053

>>921052

is it... fake news?


 No.921054

>>921053

objectively yes


 No.921055

fake investigation

fake results

fake impeachment

fake resignation


 No.921056

>>921048

tbh bulma got on that saiyajin dick train early


 No.921057

>>921055

all im saying here is

be prepared for 8 years


 No.921058

8 years of shitposting


 No.921059

Grant don't joke about that kind of stuff.


 No.921060

File: 3cab0af9302536e⋯.jpeg (217.51 KB, 750x1013, 750:1013, image.jpeg)

>>921054

what part of it is fake cuz im pretty sure comey was under oath here


 No.921061

>>921060

*Grant voice* "Nuh"


 No.921062

>SAN PABLO (KPIX 5) — An East Bay tattoo removal clinic says they’ve treated a record number of clients since the election.

>Some in the Latino community worry ICE agents will use their tattoos as an excuse to stop them and check immigration status.

see also: gang members


 No.921063

*grant voice* ummmmmmmm dbz


 No.921064

so when is something going to actually get done about Flint's water problem?

Or are all of the politicians who brought it up just full of shit?

they're full of shit


 No.921065

that was a low effort shitpost i apologize


 No.921066

>>921059

if dems dont come up with a viable candidate it wont be a joke, honestly


 No.921067

>government

>working

no, nothing is going to get done about it


 No.921068

also in unrelated news, i'm seeding 3.12GiB of original xbox DLC and Title Update installers


 No.921069

>>921060

>democrats paint trump as literal slave to putin because trump joked "hey russia release the hillary emails the fbi cant find lol"


 No.921070

The Democrats made up and pushed the Russian story as an excuse for running a terrible campaign. Big advantage in Electoral College & lost!


 No.921071

>stop and frisk discrimination doesnt happen, says white boy who loves dbz


 No.921072

>>921069

you cant call it a fake investigation tho

it's really happening


 No.921073

what do you think the new dungeon dlc'll be like


 No.921074

>>921073

what game


 No.921075

>>921072

and i can call the cops and tell them you've got a meth lab in the basement


 No.921076

thats not a threat its an analogy


 No.921077

File: a26889b222f398b⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1190x647, 1190:647, ClipboardImage.png)

>we want more trans characters in games!

>bart holding monkey's paw.jpg


 No.921078

File: c92a429e4832730⋯.gif (108.47 KB, 205x260, 41:52, [sweating intensifies].gif)

>>921072

>obama visits hawaii alone immediately before hawaii blocked trump's travel ban

>just like bill visited the woman who would determine whether or not to investigate hillary, alone, immediately before the decision


 No.921079

>>921074

Zeldo

>>921073

Maybe a cave of ordeals type thing?


 No.921080

>>921075

u high bro


 No.921081

>>921075

grant stop making this into more than it is

i said there was an investigation and you said there wasnt, and youre wrong

clinton was under investigation and republicans called that disqualifying even though nothing came of it

now trump is under investigation and theyve changed their tune

it's not surprising it's just a fact


 No.921082

>>921074

botw

>>921079

the cave of trials or w/e and the new dungeon are gonna be seperate


 No.921083

>>921077

>>we want more trans characters in games!

said no one ever


 No.921084

zuh


 No.921085

>>921077

>"why are you here?"

>"i'm trans and my name was Stephan"

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh.................


 No.921086

>>921082

5 beast guarded by dekus please


 No.921087

5th*


 No.921088

>>921081

>you said there wasnt

no

i said it was a fake investigation, an obvious play on fake news, which does not mean "nobody wrote this story", it means "this news sotry is bull shit"


 No.921089

>>921088

ok, but regardless of its quality, it exists

or is hillary's investigation fake too


 No.921090

>>921083

i wouldn't mind more trans characters in games. although it is one of the things i would trade for good enemy variety


 No.921091


 No.921092

what kind of name is hainly


 No.921093

>>921088

okay grant


 No.921094

>>921086

i think i'd pick those weird spirit things from TP, or various twilight beasts. god damn it'd be so cool if the dlc took you to the twilight zone or whatever it was called


 No.921095

>>921092

I kind of wanted it to be Stephanie so it could be like the shitpost


 No.921096

>>921089

hillary investigation: founded on actual proof

trump investigation: >>921075


 No.921097

anyway trump's campaign and his business dealings are undeniably shady

why wouldnt he get investigated

clinton got investigated

the point is, republicans are hypocrites, but that's not news


 No.921098

DLC: Majora


 No.921099

>>921096

what does that have to do with the investigation existing though


 No.921100

>>921057

>8 years

that's really pushing it


 No.921101

>>921096

are you saying none of trump's campaign staff ever did anything shady

do you remember manafort

do you remember the party platform changing concerning ukraine


 No.921102

>>921097

everyone is a hypocrite

>>921099

it means that >>921050 is a dumb post, but i dont know why im trying to make that point we all know its a stupid post because of who posted it


 No.921103

>>921102

why is it a dumb post

explain


 No.921104

>>921050

did the investigation start before or after he was elected into office


 No.921105

>>921100

i mean

8 years of don, sure

then we'll get 8 years of ivanka

so really, 16 years of trump

>>921103

>>921070

>>921075

>>921096


 No.921106

File: 71df1a241907ba0⋯.jpg (113.43 KB, 2560x1600, 8:5, 7ZQ8RBj.jpg)

actual photo of Director Comey


 No.921107

>>921102

it is a dumb post, but it doesn't stop it from being hypocritical

i mean you're also right that everyone is hypocritical and only calls out shit when they aren't in power, but maybe we should stop doing that


 No.921108

bring back bug enemies. the moths from windwaker and the little gohma things

bring back every WW dlc tbh


 No.921109

**WW enemy


 No.921110

my hand smells like blood for some reason

i havent touched blood


 No.921111

>>921110

anime is blood


 No.921112

>>921110

you're dying


 No.921113

grant these are simply facts

trump surrogates said "clinton is unqualified because she is under investigation"

that was a dumb trumped up investigation too, and nothing came from it

now trump is under investigation (nothing tangible will probably come from this either) but no one will demand that he step down, because that's politics

that's just facts lol


 No.921114

>>921110

copper?


 No.921115


 No.921116

>>921070

the intel community agrees that russia did interfere in the election, it's not "democrats"


 No.921117

is grant just pretending to be dumb again

i need to stop falling for this


 No.921118

>>921116

fake intel community


 No.921119

>>921113

no one will demand he step down because it's an investigation being done because of claims made by sore losers, as opposed to the clinton investigation where there was legitimate proof of wrong being done

"clinton is unqualified because there is proof she's a criminal" vs "the democrats keep blaming russia for hacking everything including the simulation we call real life because obviously russia is why clinton lost and not her being a complete idiot"


 No.921120

>>921118

>the fbi confirmed to be cardboard cutouts propped up in a fake office

damn...


 No.921121

>>921116

real talk now

how many foreign elections has the US interfered in over the last 30 years?


 No.921122

>>921120

hasn't alex jones started doing things with cardboard cutouts of people or am i thinking of someone else


 No.921123

>>921121

a whole lot

which is a bad thing


 No.921124

one last point i need to make

the a-team reboot remake movie was good and i was supremely disappointed they never did a sequel


 No.921125

>>921122

no youre thinking of pewdiepie


 No.921126

>>921123

now, the follow up question

why would the US somehow be immune to outside interference in its elections?


 No.921127

File: 1e2888b251f1bad⋯.jpg (50.51 KB, 695x500, 139:100, tumblr_omo1u6ESjT1ui29dzo1….jpg)

>>921126

because voting machines cant be hacked online like democrats keep claiming


 No.921128

>i forgot to farm 5 of a thing from an infrequently recurring event in a game

god

fuckin

damn it


 No.921129

>>921124

I love it when a reboot comes together


 No.921130

>>921128

now i gotta wait a month, give or take


 No.921131

>>921119

okay, grant, let me see if i can get through to you

whether or not russia is the reason clinton lost (it isn't, clearly), an investigation into the extent of their meddling still needs to be done, on the principal that interference in our election is bad

and this investigation is also meant to determine if there are credible connections between the trump campaign and russian meddling

there are suspicions, which is why this investigation is being done

but we won't know if those suspicions are true or not until after the investigation is done, which is why the investigation is needed in the first place

im not saying trump is guilty

im saying it's worth taking a look just to clear the air

i honestly do not believe they'll find anything, but that doesn't mean an investigation shouldnt happen


 No.921132

> A sequel was planned but Bradley Cooper and Joe Carnahan confirmed that it was canceled because of this film's disappointing box-office returns.

son

of a bitch


 No.921133

>>921132

crapitalism


 No.921134

all i know about the a team film is the bit from the trailer where a tank falls out of a plane or helicopter or something


 No.921135

grant this whole "the only people making these allegations are sore losers" is crap and i hope you realize that


 No.921136

File: b5f92a2fe4fd32e⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Hatsuyuki]_Dragon_Ball_Ka….png)


 No.921137

>>921135

u mad dambro? LOL :trollface:


 No.921138

A doctor's waiting room but instead of golf magazines on the table it's just printed out HSG posts


 No.921139

>>921138

awesome


 No.921140

File: 887b9da20b1966d⋯.png (357.99 KB, 640x383, 640:383, ClipboardImage.png)

>>921126

oh hey rev i'm usually used to you just posting about emails

>>921128

>>921130

same


 No.921141

apparently wesley is on my steam friends list


 No.921142

File: 0fd68752d7769a9⋯.jpeg (20.67 KB, 387x430, 9:10, image.jpeg)


 No.921143

grant, your thoughts on wiretapping claims?


 No.921144

so what antics from zwid did i miss last night he was apparently trying to start shit at like, 4


 No.921145

>>921144

he was sucking everyone off, it was crazy


 No.921146

File: 52e77ece215009e⋯.webm (2.24 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, kittens banana.webm)


 No.921147

>tfw you simaltaneously want a huge donger and none at all


 No.921148

>>921146

didn't know tracer had such a good gag reflex


 No.921149

>>921147

In you or on you


 No.921150

>>921148

You mean bad


 No.921151

alright apparently some games don't work from the xbox HDD, I have to burn them to disc

gotta restart to do that

no killing while i'm gone


 No.921152

>>921149

both t b h


 No.921153

>>921152

So you want a huge dick and to have no genitalia simultaneously, and you want a huge cock in you and not have one in you at the same time


 No.921154

>>921153

i didn't say "no genitalia"


 No.921155

>The tomb of Christ has been restored

neat


 No.921156


 No.921157

>>921156

like, an art restoration


 No.921158

>>921157

okay cause

jesus wasn't a real dude who rose from the dead, so there's just like

no way to know where the "tomb" would be physically at


 No.921159

>>921158

he might've been a real dude


 No.921160

File: cb8991c70dfef51⋯.png (934.99 KB, 750x982, 375:491, ClipboardImage.png)

y i k e s ! ! !


 No.921161

>>921159

oh yeah, he 'might' have been a real person, but people don't come back to life after three days

that's bullshit


 No.921162

>>921161

right, but they do die, which means he would have a tomb


 No.921163

File: ca6b82b65d39db8⋯.jpg (284.46 KB, 1125x1046, 1125:1046, this is peak laughing anim….jpg)


 No.921164

File: 420255b696b1be0⋯.png (1.1 MB, 900x900, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921165

>>921163

that's not that big


 No.921166

>>921165

they're growers


 No.921167

romans were dicklets


 No.921168

[in george costanza voice] there was some significant shrinkage


 No.921169

[In Emperor Costante's voice] I was in the piscina!


 No.921170

genitals are weird. i don't think i'm trans cuz i'd still wanna be a guy but am i a guy in the first place? who knows!


 No.921171

File: fc057b94470e329⋯.jpeg (47.76 KB, 480x480, 1:1, image.jpeg)

we've all been here


 No.921172

>>921171

I haven't


 No.921173

>>921172

too bad


 No.921174

>>921171

i haven't smoked the marijuana


 No.921175


 No.921176

asl?

kik?


 No.921177

>>921176

23/m/louisiana

yes please


 No.921178

File: 22d298dd9b69a75⋯.jpg (166.96 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, 1490052616972.jpg)


 No.921179

>A DEAL'S A DEAL, ANON


 No.921180

BREAK A DEAL, FACE THE WHEEL


 No.921181

File: 31cea9b96e35fec⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1271x1814, 1271:1814, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921182

only dumb assholes get in this board


 No.921183


 No.921184

>the fbi has actually been investigating russian ties to the campaign since july


 No.921185

File: cd5d440d05de15f⋯.png (280.05 KB, 600x512, 75:64, ClipboardImage.png)

>Have to write a paper for a class about history of urban development

>Yea whatever it'll probably be fine

>Find out it has to be 15 pages a few weeks ago

>Have to turn in a 1-page summary in an hour, thought it was due at midnight

>Check paper details to see exactly what it was about again

>Syllabus says it's a 4-6 page paper

>Go to doc specifically about it, says 7-9 pages

So what's the actual length requirement


 No.921186

File: 1a58efb62e01467⋯.png (390.58 KB, 540x640, 27:32, ClipboardImage.png)

worst possible cyberfuture


 No.921187

>>921185

sounds like it's time to have a talk with your professor about their bullshit


 No.921188

>>921186

>HIC

IS IT HAPPENING

HAS SHE REVEALED HERSELF AND I MISSED THE PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT


 No.921189

>>921188

house intelligence committee

but i wish

fuck


 No.921190

>>921187

i'll ask her


 No.921191

>>921186

oh are we doing the nico nico thing now


 No.921192

File: 17983263b39bbd8⋯.webm (1.56 MB, 640x360, 16:9, a hero falls.webm)


 No.921193

>get the ankh

>die on the level with the head by jumping to my death

>come back to life in the head

>and then die in the abyss anyway

what

the FUCK


 No.921194

File: 862a893f9fdab68⋯.png (308.97 KB, 269x423, 269:423, ClipboardImage.png)

anyone ever seen this?


 No.921195

>>921194

good movie


 No.921196

>>921195

i should watch it

i fucking love weird al

does it have polka?


 No.921197

>>921196

just watch it


 No.921198


 No.921199

>>921194

good movie


 No.921200

File: 99fe743a657c877⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1063x889, 1063:889, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921201

>>921200

source


 No.921202

File: 711c14775d98bb6⋯.png (92.21 KB, 378x296, 189:148, ClipboardImage.png)

File: bc750143caeeb65⋯.png (50.59 KB, 171x323, 9:17, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921203

the #1 way to fix japan's fertility rates is to make monster girls real


 No.921204

shit

lets be monster girls


 No.921205

File: 90602f816a5620e⋯.png (53.14 KB, 202x245, 202:245, 1479966247573.png)


 No.921206

oh fuck I forgot how cheesy Stubbs the Zombie is

with its retrofuturistic show of bullshit "technology"


 No.921207

File: bb9d1c53b8be147⋯.png (13.52 KB, 723x67, 723:67, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921208

>>921207

what the fuck game is this


 No.921209

File: 24095679a1d3980⋯.png (15.72 KB, 678x73, 678:73, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921210

>>921209

literally what game is it so I can avoid it


 No.921211

File: d2373e763fee020⋯.png (7.13 KB, 280x169, 280:169, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921212

>>921207

>>921209

new binding of isaac patch notes lookin good


 No.921213

lamias are the thinking man's monster girl


 No.921214

File: 27fe9c1693e4f96⋯.png (38.57 KB, 717x188, 717:188, ClipboardImage.png)

that was kind of annoying i guess but i always just thought it didnt make sense for them to go after guys off the bat


 No.921215

File: f9fe3a460300a86⋯.png (7.23 KB, 541x39, 541:39, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921216

alright, fuck you then, be vague and not identify the game


 No.921217

>>921216

it's called trap quest


 No.921218

also the top bar image is atrocious i recommend filtering it

the game art isn't like that


 No.921219

File: f8f13dd2a431a40⋯.png (2.69 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921220

why don't straight people get porn games...


 No.921221

>>921220

http://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/171477073

http://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/171463480

it may surprise you, but the majority of them are in fact for the straights


 No.921222

File: 3c69e4541bdf039⋯.jpg (32.15 KB, 366x401, 366:401, FUCK.jpg)


 No.921223

File: b330d636f0b765c⋯.png (277.29 KB, 630x473, 630:473, ClipboardImage.png)

mole tiddy...


 No.921224

File: cca1b7220569c17⋯.png (46.42 KB, 790x299, 790:299, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921225

>>921224

trapquest again?


 No.921226

>>921225

no dummy there's a significant difference can't you tell


 No.921227

>>921226

then what game is it


 No.921228

>>921224

gonna guess free cities or one of the offshoots


 No.921229


 No.921230

>>921228

there's offshoots? but yea


 No.921231

File: 28b83dbd9e44e7f⋯.png (4.06 KB, 536x24, 67:3, ClipboardImage.png)

the LEWDEST UPDATE OF ALL


 No.921232

>>921230

I used to see people modding it on /hgg/


 No.921233

File: 40ad55c3d8694b6⋯.png (48.94 KB, 1271x228, 1271:228, ClipboardImage.png)

i'm really glad it doesn't have art because the banner things are super offputting


 No.921234

File: 501c56fbff06947⋯.gif (1.11 MB, 1280x948, 320:237, tumblr_on3bk95mav1raiijfo1….gif)


 No.921235

>>921228

Free cities isn't arousing at all


 No.921236

sponge: just do it


 No.921237

File: 847acef5203e1a6⋯.jpg (111.96 KB, 886x960, 443:480, image.jpg)


 No.921238

but yeah, you're right, i should.


 No.921239

File: de02a3de2e036c1⋯.png (26.15 KB, 1099x973, 157:139, za warudo.png)


 No.921240

>>921235

I haven't played it in several months but I can still get off to it probably.


 No.921241

y'all dead


 No.921242

RIP in pieces HSG

I always knew I'd outlast you lazy assholes


 No.921243

>>921242

it's only been like 30 minutes dude there's been way longer post gaps


 No.921244

>>921242

shut up stupid


 No.921245

*acts like a creep*


 No.921246

are certain races inherently more deceitful


 No.921247

>>921246

uhhhhhhh bicycle races xDDDDDDD


 No.921248

>>921246

there has to be a reason jews have been kicked out of over 100 countries


 No.921249

i wish greentexting wasn't embarassing and incomprehensible outside of chan spaces, i feel like it's the only way i can properly explain some feelings


 No.921250

>>921249

>i feel like it's the only way i can properly explain some feelings

holy fuck you're stupid


 No.921251

>>921249

I get what you mean but at the same time I feel secondhand embarrassment when I see someone greentext outside of a chan


 No.921252

where's that comparison image about some guy having a picnic


 No.921253

literally too stupid to communicate


 No.921254

shitto why are you so aggressive towards everyone

do you just project your anger about your shitty friends onto hsg


 No.921255

shitto I will choke you


 No.921256

File: 1bf9b6a8b44ffb4⋯.jpg (146.17 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, image.jpg)


 No.921257

File: 420f40bd1f6297a⋯.png (288.65 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 18648ee1f72b3bc⋯.png (298.42 KB, 830x824, 415:412, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921258

>>921254

why are you too stupid to realize that its not me making those posts dumbass


 No.921259

>>921258

oh shit you're right, sorry

i was looking at the wrong thing


 No.921260

File: a115465148a6e0a⋯.jpg (225.18 KB, 600x1125, 8:15, 1485322891-2017-1-25-Dull-….jpg)

lol!


 No.921261

>>921259

no problem i know its hard because youre an idiot :(


 No.921262

File: de9e7abf74fbe5f⋯.webm (10.71 MB, 406x720, 203:360, RUSSIASTRONK.webm)


 No.921263

RAM is still as mediocre as it was 4 years ago


 No.921264

>>921263

and just like four years ago, the worst song from the album is the only song that gets radio play


 No.921265

>>921264

you mean the least bad song


 No.921266

>>921263

>>921264

I liked Doin' it Right, but that was about it

I still think Alive '07 is the best of their stuff


 No.921267

RAM sucks uhh wheres the vaporwave track??


 No.921268

File: b51deedcfa3e0c8⋯.gif (1.9 MB, 245x276, 245:276, did you really HAVE to.gif)


 No.921269

>>921268

none of the other songs are good

none of them

touch's intro is sort of ok i guess but the rest of it is bad

i even just relistened to the whole album because there was an Interstella 5555 thread and people kept saying "RAM isn't as bad as you remember it being" and it was


 No.921270

>>921260

is this sako


 No.921271

Lose Yourself to Dance and Giorgio by Moroder are both WAY better than Get Lucky


 No.921272

>>921271

theyre all equally fucking dogshit you ignoramus


 No.921273

File: 8ced26fd6f6d789⋯.png (1.2 MB, 640x1136, 40:71, IMG_1916.png)

File: 4cf2dd877d2fb43⋯.gif (969.53 KB, 250x200, 5:4, IMG_1912.gif)

File: 2e1bc8188350b23⋯.png (467.35 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, IMG_1904.png)

File: 16d40dd72841472⋯.png (1 MB, 657x509, 657:509, IMG_2019.png)

File: 20961c191b2a285⋯.png (157.47 KB, 417x600, 139:200, IMG_1895.png)


 No.921274

File: b890794d4d02c79⋯.webm (6.76 MB, 720x404, 180:101, discoshit.webm)


 No.921275

File: 6b6c97935324e33⋯.png (145.8 KB, 808x197, 808:197, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw you've been repressing shit for 50 years and it still upsets you


 No.921276

the mouthpic economy


 No.921277

File: 61dc87a141217d7⋯.png (169.08 KB, 447x486, 149:162, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921278

i saw a place called epic motorsports but for a second my mind read it as epic mouthpics


 No.921279

>>921277

that's not...incorrect


 No.921280

>>921278

I just read it in your post as epic watersports so I think I might be worse


 No.921281

File: fc16c6f4fe55efe⋯.jpg (85.41 KB, 685x1024, 685:1024, image.jpg)

an epic mouthpic brought in from the wild


 No.921282

>/loomis/ - Art Gains

does....does bardio kill their gains?

>tfw no admixture word of "bara" and "cardio" that makes sense


 No.921283

>>921281

i wanna pee in her mouth


 No.921284

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.921285

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Nother Scorcher!


 No.921286

>>921281

do you want a picture of my friend's mouth when he was asleep


 No.921287

>>921286

that's rape


 No.921288

>>921283

aaah!

>>921286

>he

no but thank you


 No.921289

R8PE!!!!!!!!


 No.921290

>>921288

i wanted to know if you wanted to try, didn't you jack off to ben's mouth


 No.921291


 No.921292

>>921291

not clicking


 No.921293

>>921290

i gave it a shot

ben isn't really my type. sorry ben.


 No.921294

File: dfd3cea1bae9850⋯.jpg (39.28 KB, 480x480, 1:1, pix734552537.jpg)

File: aa033f9c811d5c1⋯.jpg (39.71 KB, 480x480, 1:1, pix996959630.jpg)

I think I'm gonna buy one of these for my birthday

which color hsg


 No.921295

File: 46ac4a4b6aacc0c⋯.jpg (316.94 KB, 725x1060, 145:212, 1490055694546.jpg)


 No.921296

>>921294

purple


 No.921297

File: 6416d0e0cceae56⋯.gif (13.11 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 1341936403689.gif)

>>921294

purple of course


 No.921298

>>921294

both, dual wield


 No.921299

File: db482cea1162fc5⋯.png (216.72 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>921294

get both and do this with the orange one


 No.921300

its gonna be my concealed carry permit

i hope i get to smite a basketball american with it

i also kinda wanna get the slide finished in EVA/Piccolo Dick green


 No.921301

er *piece


 No.921302

>I'm gonna get a concealed carry permit

>boy I hope I get to kill a black guy with it


 No.921303

nsa don't read haha


 No.921304

>>921302

my permit was filed in late december you donk


 No.921305

>>921304

uh

is that really the part of the post you wanna comment on


 No.921306

>>921302

not all racists want to kill people you fucking bigot...


 No.921307

>>921305

m8 if the nsa looked through everyone's shitposting history and blacklisted everyone who said something "concering" then no one who ever read /k/ would get their permit


 No.921308

>>921307

well one that would be a good thing, and two i wasn't even talking about the nra

my point was "boy I hope to kill a nigger with this gun I'm going to get" isn't a normal thing


 No.921309

File: d8771475d8fd839⋯.jpg (127.75 KB, 652x960, 163:240, tUMUt.jpg)

"i hope i get to smite a basketball american"


 No.921310

got a little peepums :3


 No.921311

>>921309

i didnt know penn jillette was a racist


 No.921312

hewy bitch


 No.921313

hey bitch


 No.921314

File: 163513baaadf737⋯.png (1.82 MB, 1178x948, 589:474, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ecf846f72d7a83f⋯.png (2.03 MB, 1496x927, 1496:927, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921315

File: ecc879543fbddf8⋯.png (87.54 KB, 622x461, 622:461, 1490071183880[1].png)

welfare is not a necessary benefit and i would love to have druggies starve to death on the streets


 No.921316

>>921315

violent thoughts are a sign of an unhealthy mind, grant


 No.921317

>>921316

drug addicts aren't people

same for communists


 No.921318

>>921317

you disgust me


 No.921319

wonk and sako seem to be the quickest to take someone's shitpost as complete sincerity


 No.921320

*drinks a beer* oh no, its happening... im an addict........!!!!!!!! i can feel it.............. in my D N A . .. . i'm BeComInG... INHUMAN!1!11!


 No.921321

just don't do a drug

for your health


 No.921322

>>921319

and you seem to be the quickest to make assumptions you dumbass


 No.921323

>>921315

that's unhealthy antisocial thoughts, grant

seek help


 No.921324

>>921323

t. druggie


 No.921325

(that was a joke post btw)


 No.921326

>>921320

this post was a joke i know you can't actually be addicted to alcohol because it's not a drug


 No.921327

File: 0a9593625158ad8⋯.jpg (99.9 KB, 634x625, 634:625, 1489843421520.jpg)

/x/ is really scary tonight


 No.921328

File: 6ab3623bd6b8d2a⋯.mp4 (136.08 KB, 300x226, 150:113, 20c75577a98dc56321c6066658….mp4)

>/x/

>scary


 No.921329

>>921328

rev did you see the image


 No.921330

File: 723686f8902842c⋯.jpeg (52.79 KB, 640x320, 2:1, image.jpeg)


 No.921331

>>921328

yes

AND the watermark on it

I thought "genuine amusement at the idiots" was the correct response


 No.921332

>dragon ball heroes brought back cell-x

what a time to be alive


 No.921333

File: 9d0bb90ec4020f7⋯.png (121.19 KB, 968x774, 484:387, ClipboardImage.png)

what the fuck is this shit


 No.921334

my worst nightmare is waking up to Alex Jones sitting on me wearing latex gloves and doing his best impression of Morgan Freeman and the last thing he says before he pushes my nose through the back of my skull is “Do you want….the super deluxe size… or would you settle for the regular?”


 No.921335

smellls ike fahgggot


 No.921336

File: f1de8c964cbe552⋯.gif (2.58 MB, 599x337, 599:337, tumblr_on59wbN8DU1vxkpa9o1….gif)


 No.921337

^stinky faggot


 No.921338

>>921336

oh fuck he ded


 No.921339

the stink of faggot


 No.921340

i can't get over this

a signature was required, so the driver signed

what the fuck


 No.921341

>>921340

did you get the package


 No.921342

i googled and found a thread on amazon full of people complaining about lasership


 No.921343

a 7 year old thread with over 6000 posts of people talking about how awful lasership is


 No.921344

common advice seems to be contact amazon support


 No.921345

lasership actually has a 1/5 rating on the better business bureau


 No.921346

>>921341

>>921344

i didn't get the package, and i contacted amaozn support

they called lasership who was closed so they're going to call me back this afternoon


 No.921347

i really like seeing places near my house in shows

like "oh this is filmed in this greeting card shop i've walked past actually 3000 times" and "oh shit they filmed this episode of fringe all around the park 2 blocks away i played in all the time as a kid"

idk why i like it so much


 No.921348

>>921320

this but unironically


 No.921349

File: 5ca6c627c2aebc0⋯.jpg (18.25 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.921350

>>921349

Gesundheit.


 No.921351

File: 3b8a75d5c462124⋯.png (273.7 KB, 754x800, 377:400, 1455141175470.png)


 No.921352

I'm so hungry


 No.921353

>>921352

do you want some cocks to eat???


 No.921354

pizz time!


 No.921355

File: f0f9e5e9dc5fdda⋯.jpg (1.82 MB, 959x1354, 959:1354, 10633655.jpg)

i want to try this


 No.921356

File: 5bdf2827a3d4db8⋯.png (85.63 KB, 625x680, 125:136, tumblr_on60f2y1aC1tk95dfo1….png)

I like james' new character


 No.921357

>>921355

>eat more

>-semen


 No.921358

File: 0f5a646215883b8⋯.png (212.74 KB, 853x480, 853:480, ClipboardImage.png)

whip it out, baeb


 No.921359

File: 814b4c40600b93e⋯.png (157.07 KB, 632x604, 158:151, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921360

>>921355

>semen

are you supposed to eat your own semen or turn into an ugly blowjob machine?


 No.921361


 No.921362

Ugly Blowjob Machine is a good band name.


 No.921363

>>921360

it says 500-1000 mg a day, is that a lot?


 No.921364

merry World Down Syndrome Day, everyone


 No.921365

>>921358

he was epic


 No.921366

>>921363

0,0022 libbre


 No.921367

>>921366

*pound


 No.921368

>>921360

>are you supposed to eat your own semen

:}


 No.921369

File: 5fb6724430a662a⋯.png (76.02 KB, 221x531, 221:531, 1123453463467.png)


 No.921370

i feel bad


 No.921371

bad


 No.921372

bad


 No.921373

bad


 No.921374

water


 No.921375

can i watch the new samurai jack without watching the old episodes


 No.921376

>>921375

youre a cuck? :)


 No.921377

>>921375

no, but you should watch them because they're fun


 No.921378

why does the new mass effect game look so bad

theres gotta be an explanation


 No.921379

>Texas grand jury's indictment of John Rivello describes a tweet containing a GIF as "a deadly weapon."

lol


 No.921380

So I have to pay 500 dollars for some asshole to rip my wisdom tooth out


 No.921381

>>921380

just get some pliers and do it yourself


 No.921382

>>921381

counterpoint

I'm a pussy


 No.921383

>>921380

all 4 of them?


 No.921384

>>921383

just one


 No.921385

where is the pissy boy


 No.921386

>>921384

that's a lot for a single tooth


 No.921387

>>921386

half of it is going to a dentist, getting an x-ray and then getting the referral to an oral surgeon


 No.921388

File: aaec08f31cf3879⋯.jpg (234.81 KB, 980x1741, 980:1741, 1490049032436.jpg)

>born too early for android wifes to become a thing

someone cryogenically freeze me


 No.921389

ah faith 'n' beggorah


 No.921390

i missed out on this

http://archive.is/aEngT

actual genuine laugh


 No.921391

>>921390

>obama's share of the blame for gamergate

wu lad


 No.921392

File: d17ebcbeb111932⋯.jpeg (78.06 KB, 750x996, 125:166, image.jpeg)


 No.921393

>>921392

why would you post this


 No.921394

>>921390

>the failing New York Times

sad!


 No.921395

File: 2d547ec5bcaf0b3⋯.jpeg (174.85 KB, 750x1111, 750:1111, image.jpeg)


 No.921396

>>921390

>Gamergate, a harassment campaign against women in the video-game community.

man they're still not letting that go are they

wu's game was retarded as fuck too


 No.921397

gamergate will never not be a silly name


 No.921398

File: 892255b01b78d5c⋯.jpeg (82.2 KB, 750x634, 375:317, image.jpeg)

why the fuck...


 No.921399

>>921397

blame every news group since 1972 feeling the need to add -gate to everything


 No.921400

File: 5b7a875b5c004bd⋯.png (529.15 KB, 640x383, 640:383, ClipboardImage.png)

>2.25/49/4

>triple dongs

you gotta love power creep


 No.921401

File: b9ac6309be88fba⋯.jpg (193.8 KB, 662x960, 331:480, 345435.jpg)

mhhhhhh


 No.921402

>>921400

best power creep is the birth of a new meta every 6 months


 No.921403

current epic goal: become some combination of andrew hussie, alex jones, robert anton wilson, and ganon


 No.921404

>>921402

i don't know how frequently a new meta pops up in pad because i kind of stopped playing a while ago but i think it's something around that


 No.921405

for a while there was the "match jammer orbs in a cross" meme and then there was "match heart orbs in a cross" meme

looks like we're just going back to 2/4/2 days sort of but now with extra dongs


 No.921406

the broly movie came out the year i was born


 No.921407

>Safari and IE are the only browsers that still support flash


 No.921408

File: f7d06df015515f8⋯.png (310.82 KB, 540x249, 180:83, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921409

File: aa057ab5da6781d⋯.png (528.78 KB, 1280x1156, 320:289, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921410

>>921401

is berserk a furry now?


 No.921411

>>921410

isn't the rape horse old


 No.921412

remember when moody was around and we posted that video of the pug screaming


 No.921413


 No.921414

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Pug REFUSES to go to bed....Screams!!!!


 No.921415

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.921416

i was beaten


 No.921417

File: 14cdcdd64e5874d⋯.png (76.28 KB, 786x754, 393:377, tumblr_inline_on53fgt7yq1r….png)


 No.921418

>>921407

>all those epic flash newgrounds games lost like tears in the rain


 No.921419

>>921406

the first one?


 No.921420

>wotc is officially retiring the Duelists' Convocation International number


 No.921421

>>921419

i think so

'93


 No.921422

>>921417

this is why we need more gun laws

hundreds of british citizens were killed by disgusting traitorous rabble


 No.921423

File: 9d3b609808666ca⋯.png (16.64 KB, 491x138, 491:138, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921424

File: 6e23c90e62f6e14⋯.png (161.84 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>At the 60th anniversary Red Cross Ball, there was nothing political on the menu — unless you count the President and First Lady; eight foreign ambassadors to the US; nobility from England, France and Italy; several US ambassadors; a Cabinet member; and the Chilean sea bass.

>The event “From Vienna to Versailles,” took place Saturday night (February 4) at the Mar-a-Lago Club, which was done up in Old World 18th-century style, right down to the service staff in powdered wigs and satin knee breeches or Marie Antoinette dresses.


 No.921425

>>921424

also i just noticed

>cory doctorow retweeted


 No.921426

>>921421

yeah that's the one


 No.921427

File: 8a105f3f43003a8⋯.png (91.78 KB, 531x663, 177:221, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921428

>>921427

i mean he also produced fury road

and the lego batman movie


 No.921429

but if you told tumblr that they'd like him


 No.921430

i thought all you needed for a good movie was a diverse cast??????

wouldn't suicide squad be good then???????????


 No.921431

>>921428

>>921429

i'm just reposting a shitpost don't shoot the messenger


 No.921432

>>921431

im not really talking to you, just about the post, dont worry


 No.921433

>>921430

no one has said that ever


 No.921434

arent we all just trying to pin the tail on the donkey but the donkey is god


 No.921435

alternate timeline where robot 9000 is in every chat client


 No.921436

hooray for disinformation! hooray for the triumph of feelings over logic!


 No.921437

File: 345d670309b5751⋯.gif (85.12 KB, 400x250, 8:5, 1486970571092.gif)


 No.921438

File: 65a6e71047335fc⋯.png (268.96 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, tumblr_on4j6e2pHx1vh8gngo1….png)

i recognise that pose!


 No.921439

Ionize the atmosphere


 No.921440

>>921436

never lose truth in the darkness of uncertainty

don't let the demiurge triumph


 No.921441

>>921433

anthony burch might have said it


 No.921442

Blow up the moon like piccolo

destroy the axial tilt


 No.921443

File: 4a0fd175b83fc19⋯.jpg (92.65 KB, 702x623, 702:623, C0g272gUoAA78LX.jpg)


 No.921444

roshi did it first


 No.921445

reality is a simulation


 No.921446

>>921396

I've been blocked on twitter by Wu AND Burch


 No.921447

File: 3f31529fdf3c940⋯.mp4 (4.42 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2017_03_21_14_17_14-clp.mp4)

and the award for most bullshit death ever goes to


 No.921448

I am 100% putting myself back in that situation because that's bullshit I survived so much shit through that little hunter fight with a bolt marrow-less crossbow


 No.921449

>>921445

it is, actually, and there's pretty damning support for that theory

like, how radioactive materials decay looks exactly like an RNG function

but let's go deeper than that, down to "strings" - they can vibrate in a vast number of ways, and interact with their neighbours in varied ways to produce what appears to be matter

but let's go even deeper to the quantum fluctuations that produce them

it's a fucking quantum foam of I/O events

as in

the quantum foam is a fucking computer chip running an RNG function that flips random bits to enable or disable what would eventually become strings, then matter, et al


 No.921450

>>921434

god hasnt been fully realized yet


 No.921451


 No.921452

huh, steam mobile app stores chat history more than the little snippet u can see on actual client, even if u havent been on mobile in ages


 No.921453

>>921273

is Dionysus center anarchy


 No.921454

>>921453

Lucifer is the most anarchist tbh but Dionysus is center libertarian/"anarchist" yes


 No.921455


 No.921456

history of us presidents

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹🤠👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹


 No.921457

>>921455

cool it's like the frontier thing

>>921456

what'd james k polk do to differentiate himself


 No.921458

i wish i could find this great short about sinulated reality

they use a super quantum computer or whatever to simulate the big bang and then fast forward to the point in the simulation where they first invent a computer that can simulate a reality

that world is radically different, but as they keep going down layers it starts to resemble their reality

but like it's all number and data, so they turn on a viewscreen and see simulated versions of themselves looking at a screen

and when they turn around they see a floating black rectangle in the air above them


 No.921459

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.921460

>>921457

Polk is often considered the last strong pre–Civil War president, having met during his four years in office every major domestic and foreign policy goal set during his campaign and the transition to his administration. When Mexico rejected the U.S. annexation of Texas, Polk achieved a sweeping victory in the Mexican–American War, which resulted in the cession by Mexico of nearly the whole of what is now the American Southwest. He ensured a substantial reduction of tariff rates by replacing the "Black Tariff" with the Walker tariff of 1846, which pleased the less-industrialized states of his native South by rendering less expensive both imported and, through competition, domestic goods. He threatened war with the United Kingdom over the issue of which nation owned the Oregon Country, eventually reaching a settlement in which the British were made to sell the portion that became the Oregon Territory. Additionally, he re-established the Independent Treasury System (supplanted by the Federal Reserve System in 1913), oversaw the opening of the U.S. Naval Academy and of the Smithsonian Institution, the groundbreaking for the Washington Monument, and the issuance of the first United States postage stamp.


 No.921461

File: c0fd87fc9381007⋯.png (746.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>921459

>this man looks like a rejected politician, he seems extremely sad


 No.921462

>>921460

ok, and i guess you like that?

what's the emoji even supposed to look like i only see the demon


 No.921463

>>921460

oh cool so he stole texas

good for him


 No.921464

>>921462

I think it's supposed to be a cowboy


 No.921465

File: e70737477124424⋯.jpeg (148.07 KB, 613x1280, 613:1280, image.jpeg)


 No.921466

glad to see that nintendo is finally pandering to fudanshis like myself


 No.921467

THIS IS FOR THE GAMERS

-Gamers who smoke weed

-Gamers who laugh at Family Guy

-Gamers who wear Eminem-Shirts

I see you, you are valid.

Don’t let exclusionists tell you that you aren’t part of the LGBGSA (Lesbian Gay Bi Gamer Superwholock Amazingatheist)-community.

YOU ARE VALID!


 No.921468

File: 7d363290b7bab1f⋯.jpg (34.32 KB, 338x305, 338:305, 555.jpg)

>>921467

>laugh at family guy


 No.921469

In a case of divine karma, a Hawthorn, California armed robber almost delivered the taxpayer relief with a shot to his own head. It happened at a Denny’s Restaurant as his intended victims fought back. Thankfully, no good guys got hurt. As for the bad guy, thanks to the wonders of modern medicine, he will probably live as the hospital has him in critical but stable condition.

The surveillance video shows (click the image above to see it) shows how the hooligan retreated when his little criminal enterprise went sideways. He took off for the getaway car, but his partner took off, leaving him to fend for himself. The robber’s foot speed, on the other hand, was no match for a late model four-door sedan. It struck him like the fist of Lyssa, the Greek goddess of rage.

Police said that as the fleeing suspect floated through the air, finger apparently on his trigger, he discharged his pistol into his brain housing. As the restaurant owner told ABC7, “I am not going to say any prayers for the suspect because he kind of got what’s coming to him, you know. He decided to rob somebody and that’s what happens. You’re taking a chance whenever you do something like that.”


 No.921470

>The Texas Senate passed a controversial bill on Tuesday that critics argue would empower doctors to lie to pregnant women.

>Senate Bill 25, which will now be sent to the Texas House, prevents parents from suing their medical provider if their baby is born with disabilities, even if that doctor discovered the condition during routine prenatal testing and failed to inform the parents.

thanks polk

what would we do without texas


 No.921471

>>921470

have better textbooks in public schools, for one


 No.921472

i'd be ashamed if i was a texan honestly

we're not a whole lot better but at least we're not texas


 No.921473

let mexico steal texas back


 No.921474

>>921473

remember when texas was like "we could secede because we never technically came back"

we should've let them


 No.921475

texas seems to be full of crackheads


 No.921476

File: db77f787d2a8bef⋯.jpeg (149.19 KB, 750x1079, 750:1079, image.jpeg)

huffpo

huffpo no


 No.921477

File: f46ece1a8f98c94⋯.jpg (66.17 KB, 350x760, 35:76, 1489201359946.jpg)


 No.921478

File: 724ac5d46ffafd9⋯.jpg (50.45 KB, 620x392, 155:98, image.jpg)

>diaper fags are going to become socially acceptable before voraphiles do


 No.921479

>>921478

do vorefags have a store for them and their community

a brick and mortar in chicago

no? sucks to be you


 No.921480

>>921479

we may be slightly less autistic on average


 No.921481

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>921480

this is the store owner


 No.921482

>>921481

i'm not clicking until the sexual energy i'm channeling rn dies down a little


 No.921483

there are still people who want to murder trans folks for using the bathroom

i don't want to minimize anyone's struggle but maybe trying to have "baby acceptance" right now is a little too progressive?


 No.921484

File: c35c87d3a1702e7⋯.png (10.9 KB, 842x46, 421:23, ClipboardImage.png)

neat


 No.921485

>>921483

hey they both involve using the bathroom


 No.921486

>We are looking forward to also of use to the staff fun.

what did they mean by this


 No.921487

File: 7b6bfa57105e4f5⋯.png (33.36 KB, 740x153, 740:153, ClipboardImage.png)

that's a thing


 No.921488

>What has been your proudest moment since opening Tykables?

It’s not any one particular moment, it’s the one moment that happens all the time. It’s the moment when people thank us for being so open and for making products that make them feel better about themselves. We get thanked all the time but once in a while you get an email that is just so personal and you can tell that you actually made them feel so good — the products that we make, the events that we go to, the events that we sponsor and put on — when something we do actually makes a difference in someone’s life, that’s it.


 No.921489

>>921487

wasnt it just to get that dude out of turkey


 No.921490

>>921489

i thought it was just donations, i know he had a twitter where he posted him donating all the money he got from either that or youtube to charities


 No.921491

File: 27b98775cf79aec⋯.jpg (818.31 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, i199^cimgpsh_orig.jpg)

I am MADE of WAMRTH


 No.921492

>>921491

>tumblr nose

into the trash it goes!


 No.921493

File: b0852a8f6da8266⋯.jpeg (153.43 KB, 750x942, 125:157, image.jpeg)

>Milo Yiannopoulos Loses Election To Become Glasgow University Rector In Landslide Defeat


 No.921494

>>921493

I'm going to the school at the end of this year

pretty good to see Glasgow retains its socialist bent


 No.921495

>nevada is going to ratify the ERA

neat


 No.921496

File: 88568267374779a⋯.png (187.12 KB, 636x288, 53:24, ClipboardImage.png)

i keep on seeing stories like this a couple of times a year

is there like a list of states that still haven't signed old mandates


 No.921497

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.921498

>>921496

probably somewhere

i honestly didn't know it was still going on, like, it was possible to ratify still


 No.921499

oh the kobayashi special got subbed


 No.921500

File: 4887ce5edd3d3d2⋯.png (2.29 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

reminder


 No.921501

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 No.921502

wait i'm sorry

that should actually be

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 No.921503

>>921500

i don't want women though

who even is this


 No.921504

why does japan always take good myths and ruin them


 No.921505

File: 19f44f938db3972⋯.gif (4.61 MB, 500x307, 500:307, image.gif)

File: f2c08216fa26839⋯.gif (5.33 MB, 500x307, 500:307, image.gif)

botw is full of good ships


 No.921506

every man on earth has watched at least one gay porn video in his life


 No.921507

>>921504

grant is aliexpress that place you told me to buy the shitty chink mouse from i can't remember


 No.921508

>>921506

t. fag


 No.921509

>>921504

like what, japanese myths are cool


 No.921510

>Pokemon Go Dev Reveals There Were Only Two Engineers At Launch

I'm surprised they even had 2


 No.921511

>>921508

t. mtf


 No.921512

>>921510

aren't they still trying to hire a social media manager?


 No.921513

>>921506

does lemon party really count


 No.921514

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>there is a female cover of Fun Fun Fun by the Beach Boys

nice

>It's by Joan Jett

nice


 No.921515

File: 93a6135a552b460⋯.png (982.26 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921516

>>921507

probably

>>921509

they ruin all non japanese myths

dragons? check

king arthur? chcek

monsters? check

cu chulainn? check


 No.921517

>>921516

do you mean like, having animes about dragon and monster girls

fate/stay seems bad

what's choo choo even prevalent in


 No.921518

File: 192c5e33ff596c9⋯.png (328.7 KB, 875x1280, 175:256, img000009.png)


 No.921519

>>921518

what from


 No.921520

also dragons aren't really non-japanese

i don't really know which dragon is older but they're probably vaguely contemporary


 No.921521

>>921520

japanese dragons and european dragons are completely different though


 No.921522

>>921521

yea

i assume he's bitching about kobayashi, fate/stay, musume (and others), and then something about cu chu but western dragons aren't even really prevalent


 No.921523

>>921514

so for my 60's cool girl songfic based on this song should it be a homestuck au

and if so, who is the cool driving ace who steals the cool guy's girls and drives a sweet thunderbird

and who is the good girl who gets swept off her feet


 No.921524

>>921523

reported


 No.921525

>>921523

>cool driving ace

john

>good girl

why, who else but jade


 No.921526

File: 5f007ec381b90fd⋯.gif (12.83 KB, 114x120, 19:20, chaingun.gif)


 No.921527

File: f39ed8a115b36f2⋯.png (370.47 KB, 865x774, 865:774, tumblr_on6msubywH1w10lr9o1….png)

File: ea2fc9a84acfd42⋯.png (381.29 KB, 865x774, 865:774, tumblr_on6msubywH1w10lr9o2….png)


 No.921528

>>921527

decent


 No.921529

>>921525

listen to the song dipshit

the driver is a girl


 No.921530

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.921531

>>921529

I refuse to listen to the song


 No.921532

>>921519

Hinamatsuri


 No.921533

File: ad5d83091a90d95⋯.png (247.51 KB, 1067x873, 11:9, tumblr_on6lqf22kq1r0p2w0o1….png)


 No.921534

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>921531

it's a fucking classic

here's the original

you pleb


 No.921535

File: aa4c0ab2af49b11⋯.mp4 (1.71 MB, 480x852, 40:71, tumblr_om3z1lewVz1uvv5gh_4….mp4)

here comes a special boy


 No.921536

>>921534

no, I've heard it before

I just don't want to listen to it right now


 No.921537

>>921536

oh

good

so you shouldve known the driver was a girl

dipshit


 No.921538

>>921537

yet only john has a car in homestuck


 No.921539

>>921538

fuck you


 No.921540

he's wonking up!


 No.921541

*smacks belly repeatedly*


 No.921542

playing a bit of hyrule warriors

its ok

i think i am going to tire of it quickly


 No.921543

File: a7b0539c5cffe39⋯.jpg (98.55 KB, 900x675, 4:3, dogjade's car ride adventu….jpg)


 No.921544

the dream job is probably being a greek water nymph in an early romanticism painting…..in a pond, tiddies out, looking bored & playing men with my girlfriends


 No.921545

File: 1d6702839011678⋯.png (174.91 KB, 349x349, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.921546

trump will literally not get impeached


 No.921547

File: 3074de777b254e7⋯.gif (2.32 MB, 294x265, 294:265, 1487337574719.gif)

>spot the MC


 No.921548

it's weird hearing 2b with a voice

>>921546

no, but he should


 No.921549

File: 6c22174edfe9ce2⋯.gif (218.15 KB, 260x321, 260:321, 1482816299430.gif)

i wanna go home and play videogames


 No.921550

>>921549

and I want to work

neither of us is getting what we want, eh?


 No.921551

File: b6c4a13aa1ccb0d⋯.jpg (573.71 KB, 2072x3108, 2:3, 1490134684074[1].jpg)


 No.921552

>>921551

neither of them look good


 No.921553

why did bill get impeached


 No.921554

File: cef3d75a0bbfe4f⋯.png (375.17 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>local Gamestop won't have switches till April 12th

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 No.921555

>>921553

it depends on what the definition of why is


 No.921556

all you gotta do is put donny on the stand, about anything

you'll have grounds for impeachment

why do you think he settles so often


 No.921557


 No.921558

File: 24a6235cc0c1b65⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1198x674, 599:337, [HorribleSubs] Gabriel Dro….png)


 No.921559

kill crunchyroll


 No.921560

File: 72b96b04953944b⋯.jpg (40.82 KB, 734x399, 734:399, tomoko.jpg)


 No.921561

I'm learning japanese so I don't have to deal with subs like these


 No.921562

>>921560

That art is trash


 No.921563

>>921556

settling is a lot easier


 No.921564

>>921561

i thought a memetard like you would like memesubs


 No.921565

>>921563

and it involves less risk and personal exposure


 No.921566

the key to getting good subs is to not watch trash shows

hth


 No.921567

>>921562

mmmhhhh those tears


 No.921568

>>921566

but what else will i do

if I don't watch every mediocre seasonal pile of garbage that comes on I'll have too much free time


 No.921569

>>921568

get a job


 No.921570

File: 5ef319daa28fdc1⋯.png (12.44 KB, 510x250, 51:25, bread.png)

File: 58b892b67e6e70c⋯.png (11.34 KB, 112x112, 1:1, 267163714916974592.png)

>bread

>$8 a loaf


 No.921571

how many wifi enabled ovens and other cooking appliances do you think are connected to unsecured networks that anyone anywhere could port right into if theyknew the ip


 No.921572


 No.921573

and since when do those faggots in the "Lifter community" steal things that are actually essentials?

$1500 of makeup is not an essential.


 No.921574

*hacks into your blender to make your smoothie a bit too frothy*


 No.921575

>>921574

thats a horrifying future, where these slavic subhumans and cromagnon chinks can burn my dinner from across the globe


 No.921576

>>921573

my favorite is the one who somehow got a live lobster


 No.921577

haha funny meme


 No.921578

the elder scrolls games but the only difference is the thieves guild is renamed to the 'lifter community'


 No.921579

>>921575

it's like ransomware, but with your meals instead of your files


 No.921580

The WiFi “Smart” Toilet Gets Hacked. Seriously, there’s a WiFi Toilet.

by IWB · August 23, 2013

A Japanese company has built a “smart toilet” that uses WiFi, and of course hackers have figured out how to remotely take over the toilet and make it spray you in the butt or flush repeatedly. Who would want a WiFi toilet?


 No.921581

>>921576

excuse me?


 No.921582

>>921573

uuuuuuuuhhhhh trans kids needs makeup to keep their dysphoria under control, you transphobic cissy :/


 No.921583

> and make it spray you in the butt

amazing


 No.921584

the us needs to wake up and make bidets a standard


 No.921585

File: 80e460168b65dbc⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1198x674, 599:337, [HorribleSubs] Gabriel Dro….png)

fast and loose


 No.921586

are lobsters good pets


 No.921587

Lobsters are good eats


 No.921588

fuck bidets just clean your ass in the shower


 No.921589

that's what i do but it's very uncomfortable squatting in the shower and spraying your ass with hot water


 No.921590

>>921589

disgusting homosex


 No.921591

shoplifting a lobster up your butt


 No.921592

>>921590

clean your shitcaked ass


 No.921593

poopybutt...


 No.921594

>>921592

eat my shitcaked ass, gaylord


 No.921595

>>921586

not as good as crabs


 No.921596

>>921595

what about crayfish


 No.921597

gayfish


 No.921598

*hacks your in home heating system and freezes you/heats you to death as u sleep*

whoops :)


 No.921599

File: af9357b7fcd5eca⋯.jpg (78.11 KB, 500x500, 1:1, no picture comes close to ….jpg)

>>921596

>crayfish

>y


 No.921600

crawdad is stupid


 No.921601

i'll just get a giant isopod


 No.921602

>>921600

it's crawfish you fucking inbred

craWfish


 No.921603

>>921602

actually they're called yabbies...


 No.921604

catfish is good


 No.921605

uhh ackshually they're called gayfish


 No.921606

>>921604

catfish is good

the chinese kid that's staying with us actually caught one last week then had it skinned and we fried and ate it for dinner that night


 No.921607

File: 478b8db5f95a586⋯.png (380.88 KB, 695x1372, 695:1372, TheTenk-405116-Sssssssina.png)


 No.921608

WHEN

IS

CRANK

3


 No.921609

>>921607

hows it fit in her head


 No.921610

File: a54e37dab67708a⋯.png (519.32 KB, 1034x826, 517:413, TheTenk-486928-Sovereign_S….png)


 No.921611

>>921609

throat


 No.921612

File: d35f5114d70c104⋯.jpg (15.78 KB, 254x255, 254:255, image.jpg)

i relapsed into using tinder again


 No.921613

>shoplifting fandom

ugh

i remember a post from someone panicking cuz they got caight lifting like 800 dollars of makeup

they were so surpised they were in trouble and were asking for help to pay legal fees or whatever

it feels good to see shit like that


 No.921614

File: b7c09f13b82e74b⋯.jpg (614.38 KB, 1570x960, 157:96, 1489444353162.jpg)


 No.921615

File: 810b0f117590017⋯.jpg (45.48 KB, 680x486, 340:243, 1487369703229.jpg)


 No.921616

>>921614

reported


 No.921617

degenetates


 No.921618

where's the linguist to defend shoplifters


 No.921619

>>921618

he's dead


 No.921620

i hate stupid furry art


 No.921621

File: 4eec05a7be007d5⋯.jpeg (97.93 KB, 750x676, 375:338, image.jpeg)

nice


 No.921622

i like to think salt started typing a post so long winded that he's just stuck typing it for eternity and that's why you don't see his posts anymore


 No.921623

File: 83ad7f205cc6855⋯.png (292.52 KB, 882x727, 882:727, tumblr_inline_oigdw5dHrs1u….png)


 No.921624

>>921622

headcanon accepted


 No.921625

File: 8bd40b39a64cb70⋯.png (502.78 KB, 1156x980, 289:245, tumblr_oig914gaJM1w10lr9o1….png)

would you


 No.921626

>>921625

yes

yes


 No.921627

File: eb71fa03dae9b46⋯.png (370.2 KB, 640x786, 320:393, a7f8d1393b5c8b0b68c9a7562c….png)

>>921625

i'd kiss them


 No.921628

stop spamming


 No.921629

File: f6cad4c09383b8a⋯.png (231.62 KB, 707x692, 707:692, tumblr_oljqxoyyaq1w10lr9o1….png)

File: 4847b061326d92e⋯.png (360.49 KB, 833x850, 49:50, tumblr_olotlf5hSZ1w10lr9o1….png)

how about this


 No.921630


 No.921631

>>921618

snapchat


 No.921632

just because none of us could do it doesn't mean it's not possible that saltlick just stopped coming here


 No.921633

>>921625

absolutely


 No.921634

>>921632

it's a joke you dip


 No.921635

>>921629

>balls in a grip

nope

nope


 No.921636

>>921632

gee calm down


 No.921637

File: e4b30aff638c308⋯.jpg (16.67 KB, 208x156, 4:3, Bonifacius_I.jpg)


 No.921638

File: ed19863ced22b45⋯.gif (469.53 KB, 649x399, 649:399, eSsiTbT.gif)

>>921635

fucking PUSSY


 No.921639

File: 142707db30f6407⋯.jpg (18.13 KB, 210x159, 70:53, Boniface_II.jpg)


 No.921640

File: 9bc83addbd34166⋯.jpg (17.61 KB, 209x153, 209:153, Boniface_III.jpg)


 No.921641

>tillerson skipping nato meeting and meeting with china

>definitely going to russia

lol

o

l


 No.921642

File: 7999369d958526b⋯.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.921643

>>921638

I know you're a virgin, but that shit hurts


 No.921644

*gets off to being castrated*


 No.921645

>>921644

castration's not very cool but some ball grabbing is good

castration could be ok though,


 No.921646

File: b23e875d200383c⋯.gif (338.85 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1486402432752.gif)


 No.921647

>>921646

ok now this is bad

really bad


 No.921648

>>921643

I've grabbed my own balls before

a girl has also grabbed my balls

it never hurt


 No.921649

I put my balls in a fucking vice grip when i jack off and it doesn't hurt what the fuck are you talking about


 No.921650


 No.921651


 No.921652

gunlads's balls of steel


 No.921653

*gra8s 8alls*


 No.921655


 No.921656

*in black guy from left4dead voice* grabbin balls


 No.921657

>>921649

hahaha




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