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those nips are super pink


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fuck you


i watched this one girl in my chemistry class eat sunchips in class

she has nice teeth and a cute tongue


next verse, same as the one before



what's up



fuck you


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the pain of trying to find a dentist willing to make an emergency appointment



that's cool


whats down



fuck you too




the clown


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Snack Attack starring shitto's fav.



chocolate milk?



No, salsa


god damn

the ending of the last unicorn makes me want to sob

but i cant cuz im in public lol


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spooky girl


kill wonk


ruining a good cry by stopping right when you really need to is like, the worst feeling

besides a ruined orgasm which is similar but very different



you ever cry while you jerk off?



nah that wouldnt do anything for me


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you continually confuse me




sponge why do you crasturbate (cry-masturbate)


>Catherine playable at full speed in RPCS3 (i7-5930k + recompiler + OpenGL)



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Metal Gear Solid (1998)


im impressed at how the new mass effect just keeps looking worse and worse

newest meme: low quality sfm tier sex scenes



why did they feep the need to put sex scenes


they're dumb


was andromeda made by like, the b-team or something







literally the V-team


(v standing for virgin lol)



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is this the new shrek



dead girl mouthpics

it's only happened two or three times don't worry



im sorry dude



they understood that the only reason people look forward Bioware games is the SFM porn


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so they forgot that normal people like good games with not-terrifyingly-bad-looking characters and catered directly to sfm porn weirdos?

crazy but id believe it



how can hiveswaps sex scenes even compete



they forgot how to make good games a couple of years ago



good point


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>when you wanna shitpost about a story heavy game but you havent finished it yet and dont want to spoil yourself



i am currently experiencing this exact feel, and i suspect about the exact same game


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till what



the game actually comes out



I didn't notice the face until now





I'm going to rip this fucking tooth out with pliers I swear to god



i just wanna shitpost about 9S's love for cold and mature women and talk about a weird thing i saw in 9S playthrough during a cutscene on the Mothership


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Veritas Forum

Is belief in God irrational?

Talk by Meghan Sullivan, Notre Dame Philosophy Professor, at Middlebury College, along with Q&A



Have some gauze on hand but you should be fine


I'm not liking this Underdome DLC, is it actually just a series of shitty arena battles?


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gunboy i notice he deleted the photo in the old thread so this has to be him




l o l



>not knowing they brought crystal pepsi back




That doesn't make you stupid but yes



wait did you get this from the "making fun of /ck/" tumblr

did sako end up on tumblr



Yes I did



that was my response

apparently sullivan was on my campus last week with this same talk, and i jsut saw a poster for it

and my first response was "well, by definition, yes, but that's not a bad thing necessarily"



I was going to reblog it but now I can't or hsg will dox me



i mean how many blogs about guns, anime tiddies and anime about guns with tiddies there can be on tumblr???



so many


someone link the /ck/ tumblr i wanna follow i






>almost two whole minutes after



8chan didn't update until after you sent it


>14 servers are unavailable due to an outage

thanks discord


more like




>so they forgot that normal people like good games with not-terrifyingly-bad-looking characters

if they liked those they wouldn't play mass effect



I finished ME 1 and 2 on the 360 so long ago

never got to play 3

and I missed out on the PSN sale, where the trilogy was like $5


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I built a commander deck themed around banding once


holy shit new gccx episode subbed, what a time to be alive



whoah wait, link me


have you noticed that discord started shitting itself after they launched the russian servers

really makes you think




>have you noticed that discord started shitting itself after they launched the russian servers

no i haven't



fucking russia hacking discord like election


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look at all these fucking doggers



but none of them are fucking :?



I vaguely recall the game, but damn if I can remember what it played like

guess i'm downloading the episode



I didn't know gunlad went to /ck/


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look at it this way

we can't make your life much worse


fucking shit, I have to finish this Underdome trash before I can do my errands



there are a lot of things you don't know about me


i have interests outside of this place, guns, anime, and birds




(X) Doubt



(F) Pay respects


grant your gf needs help



she went to bed like 14 minutes ago



>when your twin doesnt get you the dinosaur-shaped nuggies


she's out of Milka chocolate bars


shark was milkanon the whole time



Grant was dating shitto this whole time????


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milkaanon or whatever their name was

or am i confusing writefags


i dont know if ive ever had oatmeal, thinking about it



oatmeal is decent



i like oatmeal raisin cookies/granola bars/etc except for the raisin part

so logic dictates i would like oatmeal

but i like watermelon flavored things but not the actual fruit so who knows




you gotta get some good old steelcut oats

oatmeal is delish


plain oatmeal isn't amazing but it's ok

put sugar in it or fruit or something


if you like hot chocolate, you'll like oatmeal


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the yiga clan could've been a lot cooler if it had members that were zoras, gorons, rito, etc


>closed steam train tab by accident yesterday

>try to open the steam train playlist in the youtube app

>can't even find it



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holy shit new steven universe leak



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i will remind them



yamcha probably got cucked by numerous other women tho


>trump surrogates spend months saying you can't elect someone to be president when they're under fbi investigation

>trump and his campaign are now under fbi investigation

huh... wonder if they'll say anything now...


but i guess bulma is a cuck?



fake investigation



is it... fake news?



objectively yes


fake investigation

fake results

fake impeachment

fake resignation



tbh bulma got on that saiyajin dick train early



all im saying here is

be prepared for 8 years


8 years of shitposting


Grant don't joke about that kind of stuff.


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what part of it is fake cuz im pretty sure comey was under oath here



*Grant voice* "Nuh"


>SAN PABLO (KPIX 5) — An East Bay tattoo removal clinic says they’ve treated a record number of clients since the election.

>Some in the Latino community worry ICE agents will use their tattoos as an excuse to stop them and check immigration status.

see also: gang members


*grant voice* ummmmmmmm dbz


so when is something going to actually get done about Flint's water problem?

Or are all of the politicians who brought it up just full of shit?

they're full of shit


that was a low effort shitpost i apologize



if dems dont come up with a viable candidate it wont be a joke, honestly




no, nothing is going to get done about it


also in unrelated news, i'm seeding 3.12GiB of original xbox DLC and Title Update installers



>democrats paint trump as literal slave to putin because trump joked "hey russia release the hillary emails the fbi cant find lol"


The Democrats made up and pushed the Russian story as an excuse for running a terrible campaign. Big advantage in Electoral College & lost!


>stop and frisk discrimination doesnt happen, says white boy who loves dbz



you cant call it a fake investigation tho

it's really happening


what do you think the new dungeon dlc'll be like



what game



and i can call the cops and tell them you've got a meth lab in the basement


thats not a threat its an analogy


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>we want more trans characters in games!

>bart holding monkey's paw.jpg


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>obama visits hawaii alone immediately before hawaii blocked trump's travel ban

>just like bill visited the woman who would determine whether or not to investigate hillary, alone, immediately before the decision





Maybe a cave of ordeals type thing?



u high bro



grant stop making this into more than it is

i said there was an investigation and you said there wasnt, and youre wrong

clinton was under investigation and republicans called that disqualifying even though nothing came of it

now trump is under investigation and theyve changed their tune

it's not surprising it's just a fact





the cave of trials or w/e and the new dungeon are gonna be seperate



>>we want more trans characters in games!

said no one ever





>"why are you here?"

>"i'm trans and my name was Stephan"




5 beast guarded by dekus please





>you said there wasnt


i said it was a fake investigation, an obvious play on fake news, which does not mean "nobody wrote this story", it means "this news sotry is bull shit"



ok, but regardless of its quality, it exists

or is hillary's investigation fake too



i wouldn't mind more trans characters in games. although it is one of the things i would trade for good enemy variety



what kind of name is hainly



okay grant



i think i'd pick those weird spirit things from TP, or various twilight beasts. god damn it'd be so cool if the dlc took you to the twilight zone or whatever it was called



I kind of wanted it to be Stephanie so it could be like the shitpost



hillary investigation: founded on actual proof

trump investigation: >>921075


anyway trump's campaign and his business dealings are undeniably shady

why wouldnt he get investigated

clinton got investigated

the point is, republicans are hypocrites, but that's not news


DLC: Majora



what does that have to do with the investigation existing though



>8 years

that's really pushing it



are you saying none of trump's campaign staff ever did anything shady

do you remember manafort

do you remember the party platform changing concerning ukraine



everyone is a hypocrite


it means that >>921050 is a dumb post, but i dont know why im trying to make that point we all know its a stupid post because of who posted it



why is it a dumb post




did the investigation start before or after he was elected into office



i mean

8 years of don, sure

then we'll get 8 years of ivanka

so really, 16 years of trump






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actual photo of Director Comey



it is a dumb post, but it doesn't stop it from being hypocritical

i mean you're also right that everyone is hypocritical and only calls out shit when they aren't in power, but maybe we should stop doing that


bring back bug enemies. the moths from windwaker and the little gohma things

bring back every WW dlc tbh


**WW enemy


my hand smells like blood for some reason

i havent touched blood



anime is blood



you're dying


grant these are simply facts

trump surrogates said "clinton is unqualified because she is under investigation"

that was a dumb trumped up investigation too, and nothing came from it

now trump is under investigation (nothing tangible will probably come from this either) but no one will demand that he step down, because that's politics

that's just facts lol







the intel community agrees that russia did interfere in the election, it's not "democrats"


is grant just pretending to be dumb again

i need to stop falling for this



fake intel community



no one will demand he step down because it's an investigation being done because of claims made by sore losers, as opposed to the clinton investigation where there was legitimate proof of wrong being done

"clinton is unqualified because there is proof she's a criminal" vs "the democrats keep blaming russia for hacking everything including the simulation we call real life because obviously russia is why clinton lost and not her being a complete idiot"



>the fbi confirmed to be cardboard cutouts propped up in a fake office




real talk now

how many foreign elections has the US interfered in over the last 30 years?



hasn't alex jones started doing things with cardboard cutouts of people or am i thinking of someone else



a whole lot

which is a bad thing


one last point i need to make

the a-team reboot remake movie was good and i was supremely disappointed they never did a sequel



no youre thinking of pewdiepie



now, the follow up question

why would the US somehow be immune to outside interference in its elections?


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because voting machines cant be hacked online like democrats keep claiming


>i forgot to farm 5 of a thing from an infrequently recurring event in a game



damn it



I love it when a reboot comes together



now i gotta wait a month, give or take



okay, grant, let me see if i can get through to you

whether or not russia is the reason clinton lost (it isn't, clearly), an investigation into the extent of their meddling still needs to be done, on the principal that interference in our election is bad

and this investigation is also meant to determine if there are credible connections between the trump campaign and russian meddling

there are suspicions, which is why this investigation is being done

but we won't know if those suspicions are true or not until after the investigation is done, which is why the investigation is needed in the first place

im not saying trump is guilty

im saying it's worth taking a look just to clear the air

i honestly do not believe they'll find anything, but that doesn't mean an investigation shouldnt happen


> A sequel was planned but Bradley Cooper and Joe Carnahan confirmed that it was canceled because of this film's disappointing box-office returns.


of a bitch





all i know about the a team film is the bit from the trailer where a tank falls out of a plane or helicopter or something


grant this whole "the only people making these allegations are sore losers" is crap and i hope you realize that


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u mad dambro? LOL :trollface:


A doctor's waiting room but instead of golf magazines on the table it's just printed out HSG posts





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oh hey rev i'm usually used to you just posting about emails





apparently wesley is on my steam friends list


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grant, your thoughts on wiretapping claims?


so what antics from zwid did i miss last night he was apparently trying to start shit at like, 4



he was sucking everyone off, it was crazy


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>tfw you simaltaneously want a huge donger and none at all



didn't know tracer had such a good gag reflex



In you or on you



You mean bad


alright apparently some games don't work from the xbox HDD, I have to burn them to disc

gotta restart to do that

no killing while i'm gone



both t b h



So you want a huge dick and to have no genitalia simultaneously, and you want a huge cock in you and not have one in you at the same time



i didn't say "no genitalia"


>The tomb of Christ has been restored





like, an art restoration



okay cause

jesus wasn't a real dude who rose from the dead, so there's just like

no way to know where the "tomb" would be physically at



he might've been a real dude


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y i k e s ! ! !



oh yeah, he 'might' have been a real person, but people don't come back to life after three days

that's bullshit



right, but they do die, which means he would have a tomb


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that's not that big



they're growers


romans were dicklets


[in george costanza voice] there was some significant shrinkage


[In Emperor Costante's voice] I was in the piscina!


genitals are weird. i don't think i'm trans cuz i'd still wanna be a guy but am i a guy in the first place? who knows!


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we've all been here



I haven't



too bad



i haven't smoked the marijuana








yes please


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only dumb assholes get in this board



>the fbi has actually been investigating russian ties to the campaign since july


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>Have to write a paper for a class about history of urban development

>Yea whatever it'll probably be fine

>Find out it has to be 15 pages a few weeks ago

>Have to turn in a 1-page summary in an hour, thought it was due at midnight

>Check paper details to see exactly what it was about again

>Syllabus says it's a 4-6 page paper

>Go to doc specifically about it, says 7-9 pages

So what's the actual length requirement


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worst possible cyberfuture



sounds like it's time to have a talk with your professor about their bullshit








house intelligence committee

but i wish




i'll ask her



oh are we doing the nico nico thing now


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>get the ankh

>die on the level with the head by jumping to my death

>come back to life in the head

>and then die in the abyss anyway


the FUCK


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anyone ever seen this?



good movie



i should watch it

i fucking love weird al

does it have polka?



just watch it




good movie


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the #1 way to fix japan's fertility rates is to make monster girls real



lets be monster girls


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oh fuck I forgot how cheesy Stubbs the Zombie is

with its retrofuturistic show of bullshit "technology"


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what the fuck game is this


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literally what game is it so I can avoid it


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new binding of isaac patch notes lookin good


lamias are the thinking man's monster girl


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that was kind of annoying i guess but i always just thought it didnt make sense for them to go after guys off the bat


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alright, fuck you then, be vague and not identify the game



it's called trap quest


also the top bar image is atrocious i recommend filtering it

the game art isn't like that


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why don't straight people get porn games...





it may surprise you, but the majority of them are in fact for the straights


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mole tiddy...


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trapquest again?



no dummy there's a significant difference can't you tell



then what game is it



gonna guess free cities or one of the offshoots




there's offshoots? but yea


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I used to see people modding it on /hgg/


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i'm really glad it doesn't have art because the banner things are super offputting


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Free cities isn't arousing at all


sponge: just do it


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but yeah, you're right, i should.


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I haven't played it in several months but I can still get off to it probably.


y'all dead


RIP in pieces HSG

I always knew I'd outlast you lazy assholes



it's only been like 30 minutes dude there's been way longer post gaps



shut up stupid


*acts like a creep*


are certain races inherently more deceitful



uhhhhhhh bicycle races xDDDDDDD



there has to be a reason jews have been kicked out of over 100 countries


i wish greentexting wasn't embarassing and incomprehensible outside of chan spaces, i feel like it's the only way i can properly explain some feelings



>i feel like it's the only way i can properly explain some feelings

holy fuck you're stupid



I get what you mean but at the same time I feel secondhand embarrassment when I see someone greentext outside of a chan


where's that comparison image about some guy having a picnic


literally too stupid to communicate


shitto why are you so aggressive towards everyone

do you just project your anger about your shitty friends onto hsg


shitto I will choke you


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why are you too stupid to realize that its not me making those posts dumbass



oh shit you're right, sorry

i was looking at the wrong thing


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no problem i know its hard because youre an idiot :(


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RAM is still as mediocre as it was 4 years ago



and just like four years ago, the worst song from the album is the only song that gets radio play



you mean the least bad song




I liked Doin' it Right, but that was about it

I still think Alive '07 is the best of their stuff


RAM sucks uhh wheres the vaporwave track??


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none of the other songs are good

none of them

touch's intro is sort of ok i guess but the rest of it is bad

i even just relistened to the whole album because there was an Interstella 5555 thread and people kept saying "RAM isn't as bad as you remember it being" and it was



is this sako


Lose Yourself to Dance and Giorgio by Moroder are both WAY better than Get Lucky



theyre all equally fucking dogshit you ignoramus


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>tfw you've been repressing shit for 50 years and it still upsets you


the mouthpic economy


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i saw a place called epic motorsports but for a second my mind read it as epic mouthpics



that's not...incorrect



I just read it in your post as epic watersports so I think I might be worse


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an epic mouthpic brought in from the wild


>/loomis/ - Art Gains

does....does bardio kill their gains?

>tfw no admixture word of "bara" and "cardio" that makes sense



i wanna pee in her mouth


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Nother Scorcher!



do you want a picture of my friend's mouth when he was asleep



that's rape






no but thank you





i wanted to know if you wanted to try, didn't you jack off to ben's mouth




not clicking



i gave it a shot

ben isn't really my type. sorry ben.


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I think I'm gonna buy one of these for my birthday

which color hsg


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purple of course



both, dual wield


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get both and do this with the orange one


its gonna be my concealed carry permit

i hope i get to smite a basketball american with it

i also kinda wanna get the slide finished in EVA/Piccolo Dick green


er *piece


>I'm gonna get a concealed carry permit

>boy I hope I get to kill a black guy with it


nsa don't read haha



my permit was filed in late december you donk




is that really the part of the post you wanna comment on



not all racists want to kill people you fucking bigot...



m8 if the nsa looked through everyone's shitposting history and blacklisted everyone who said something "concering" then no one who ever read /k/ would get their permit



well one that would be a good thing, and two i wasn't even talking about the nra

my point was "boy I hope to kill a nigger with this gun I'm going to get" isn't a normal thing


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"i hope i get to smite a basketball american"


got a little peepums :3



i didnt know penn jillette was a racist


hewy bitch


hey bitch


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welfare is not a necessary benefit and i would love to have druggies starve to death on the streets



violent thoughts are a sign of an unhealthy mind, grant



drug addicts aren't people

same for communists



you disgust me


wonk and sako seem to be the quickest to take someone's shitpost as complete sincerity


*drinks a beer* oh no, its happening... im an addict........!!!!!!!! i can feel it.............. in my D N A . .. . i'm BeComInG... INHUMAN!1!11!


just don't do a drug

for your health



and you seem to be the quickest to make assumptions you dumbass



that's unhealthy antisocial thoughts, grant

seek help



t. druggie


(that was a joke post btw)



this post was a joke i know you can't actually be addicted to alcohol because it's not a drug


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/x/ is really scary tonight


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rev did you see the image


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AND the watermark on it

I thought "genuine amusement at the idiots" was the correct response


>dragon ball heroes brought back cell-x

what a time to be alive


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what the fuck is this shit


my worst nightmare is waking up to Alex Jones sitting on me wearing latex gloves and doing his best impression of Morgan Freeman and the last thing he says before he pushes my nose through the back of my skull is “Do you want….the super deluxe size… or would you settle for the regular?”


smellls ike fahgggot


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^stinky faggot



oh fuck he ded


the stink of faggot


i can't get over this

a signature was required, so the driver signed

what the fuck



did you get the package


i googled and found a thread on amazon full of people complaining about lasership


a 7 year old thread with over 6000 posts of people talking about how awful lasership is


common advice seems to be contact amazon support


lasership actually has a 1/5 rating on the better business bureau




i didn't get the package, and i contacted amaozn support

they called lasership who was closed so they're going to call me back this afternoon


i really like seeing places near my house in shows

like "oh this is filmed in this greeting card shop i've walked past actually 3000 times" and "oh shit they filmed this episode of fringe all around the park 2 blocks away i played in all the time as a kid"

idk why i like it so much



this but unironically


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I'm so hungry



do you want some cocks to eat???


pizz time!


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i want to try this


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I like james' new character



>eat more



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whip it out, baeb


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are you supposed to eat your own semen or turn into an ugly blowjob machine?



Ugly Blowjob Machine is a good band name.



it says 500-1000 mg a day, is that a lot?


merry World Down Syndrome Day, everyone



he was epic



0,0022 libbre






>are you supposed to eat your own semen



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i feel bad










can i watch the new samurai jack without watching the old episodes



youre a cuck? :)



no, but you should watch them because they're fun


why does the new mass effect game look so bad

theres gotta be an explanation


>Texas grand jury's indictment of John Rivello describes a tweet containing a GIF as "a deadly weapon."



So I have to pay 500 dollars for some asshole to rip my wisdom tooth out



just get some pliers and do it yourself




I'm a pussy



all 4 of them?



just one


where is the pissy boy



that's a lot for a single tooth



half of it is going to a dentist, getting an x-ray and then getting the referral to an oral surgeon


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>born too early for android wifes to become a thing

someone cryogenically freeze me


ah faith 'n' beggorah


i missed out on this


actual genuine laugh



>obama's share of the blame for gamergate

wu lad


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why would you post this



>the failing New York Times



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>Gamergate, a harassment campaign against women in the video-game community.

man they're still not letting that go are they

wu's game was retarded as fuck too


gamergate will never not be a silly name


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why the fuck...



blame every news group since 1972 feeling the need to add -gate to everything


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>triple dongs

you gotta love power creep


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best power creep is the birth of a new meta every 6 months


current epic goal: become some combination of andrew hussie, alex jones, robert anton wilson, and ganon



i don't know how frequently a new meta pops up in pad because i kind of stopped playing a while ago but i think it's something around that


for a while there was the "match jammer orbs in a cross" meme and then there was "match heart orbs in a cross" meme

looks like we're just going back to 2/4/2 days sort of but now with extra dongs


the broly movie came out the year i was born


>Safari and IE are the only browsers that still support flash


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is berserk a furry now?



isn't the rape horse old


remember when moody was around and we posted that video of the pug screaming



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Pug REFUSES to go to bed....Screams!!!!


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i was beaten


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>all those epic flash newgrounds games lost like tears in the rain



the first one?


>wotc is officially retiring the Duelists' Convocation International number



i think so




this is why we need more gun laws

hundreds of british citizens were killed by disgusting traitorous rabble


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>At the 60th anniversary Red Cross Ball, there was nothing political on the menu — unless you count the President and First Lady; eight foreign ambassadors to the US; nobility from England, France and Italy; several US ambassadors; a Cabinet member; and the Chilean sea bass.

>The event “From Vienna to Versailles,” took place Saturday night (February 4) at the Mar-a-Lago Club, which was done up in Old World 18th-century style, right down to the service staff in powdered wigs and satin knee breeches or Marie Antoinette dresses.



also i just noticed

>cory doctorow retweeted



yeah that's the one


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i mean he also produced fury road

and the lego batman movie


but if you told tumblr that they'd like him


i thought all you needed for a good movie was a diverse cast??????

wouldn't suicide squad be good then???????????




i'm just reposting a shitpost don't shoot the messenger



im not really talking to you, just about the post, dont worry



no one has said that ever


arent we all just trying to pin the tail on the donkey but the donkey is god


alternate timeline where robot 9000 is in every chat client


hooray for disinformation! hooray for the triumph of feelings over logic!


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i recognise that pose!


Ionize the atmosphere



never lose truth in the darkness of uncertainty

don't let the demiurge triumph



anthony burch might have said it


Blow up the moon like piccolo

destroy the axial tilt


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roshi did it first


reality is a simulation



I've been blocked on twitter by Wu AND Burch


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and the award for most bullshit death ever goes to


I am 100% putting myself back in that situation because that's bullshit I survived so much shit through that little hunter fight with a bolt marrow-less crossbow



it is, actually, and there's pretty damning support for that theory

like, how radioactive materials decay looks exactly like an RNG function

but let's go deeper than that, down to "strings" - they can vibrate in a vast number of ways, and interact with their neighbours in varied ways to produce what appears to be matter

but let's go even deeper to the quantum fluctuations that produce them

it's a fucking quantum foam of I/O events

as in

the quantum foam is a fucking computer chip running an RNG function that flips random bits to enable or disable what would eventually become strings, then matter, et al



god hasnt been fully realized yet



huh, steam mobile app stores chat history more than the little snippet u can see on actual client, even if u havent been on mobile in ages



is Dionysus center anarchy



Lucifer is the most anarchist tbh but Dionysus is center libertarian/"anarchist" yes



history of us presidents




cool it's like the frontier thing


what'd james k polk do to differentiate himself


i wish i could find this great short about sinulated reality

they use a super quantum computer or whatever to simulate the big bang and then fast forward to the point in the simulation where they first invent a computer that can simulate a reality

that world is radically different, but as they keep going down layers it starts to resemble their reality

but like it's all number and data, so they turn on a viewscreen and see simulated versions of themselves looking at a screen

and when they turn around they see a floating black rectangle in the air above them


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Polk is often considered the last strong pre–Civil War president, having met during his four years in office every major domestic and foreign policy goal set during his campaign and the transition to his administration. When Mexico rejected the U.S. annexation of Texas, Polk achieved a sweeping victory in the Mexican–American War, which resulted in the cession by Mexico of nearly the whole of what is now the American Southwest. He ensured a substantial reduction of tariff rates by replacing the "Black Tariff" with the Walker tariff of 1846, which pleased the less-industrialized states of his native South by rendering less expensive both imported and, through competition, domestic goods. He threatened war with the United Kingdom over the issue of which nation owned the Oregon Country, eventually reaching a settlement in which the British were made to sell the portion that became the Oregon Territory. Additionally, he re-established the Independent Treasury System (supplanted by the Federal Reserve System in 1913), oversaw the opening of the U.S. Naval Academy and of the Smithsonian Institution, the groundbreaking for the Washington Monument, and the issuance of the first United States postage stamp.


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>this man looks like a rejected politician, he seems extremely sad



ok, and i guess you like that?

what's the emoji even supposed to look like i only see the demon



oh cool so he stole texas

good for him



I think it's supposed to be a cowboy


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glad to see that nintendo is finally pandering to fudanshis like myself



-Gamers who smoke weed

-Gamers who laugh at Family Guy

-Gamers who wear Eminem-Shirts

I see you, you are valid.

Don’t let exclusionists tell you that you aren’t part of the LGBGSA (Lesbian Gay Bi Gamer Superwholock Amazingatheist)-community.



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>laugh at family guy


In a case of divine karma, a Hawthorn, California armed robber almost delivered the taxpayer relief with a shot to his own head. It happened at a Denny’s Restaurant as his intended victims fought back. Thankfully, no good guys got hurt. As for the bad guy, thanks to the wonders of modern medicine, he will probably live as the hospital has him in critical but stable condition.

The surveillance video shows (click the image above to see it) shows how the hooligan retreated when his little criminal enterprise went sideways. He took off for the getaway car, but his partner took off, leaving him to fend for himself. The robber’s foot speed, on the other hand, was no match for a late model four-door sedan. It struck him like the fist of Lyssa, the Greek goddess of rage.

Police said that as the fleeing suspect floated through the air, finger apparently on his trigger, he discharged his pistol into his brain housing. As the restaurant owner told ABC7, “I am not going to say any prayers for the suspect because he kind of got what’s coming to him, you know. He decided to rob somebody and that’s what happens. You’re taking a chance whenever you do something like that.”


>The Texas Senate passed a controversial bill on Tuesday that critics argue would empower doctors to lie to pregnant women.

>Senate Bill 25, which will now be sent to the Texas House, prevents parents from suing their medical provider if their baby is born with disabilities, even if that doctor discovered the condition during routine prenatal testing and failed to inform the parents.

thanks polk

what would we do without texas



have better textbooks in public schools, for one


i'd be ashamed if i was a texan honestly

we're not a whole lot better but at least we're not texas


let mexico steal texas back



remember when texas was like "we could secede because we never technically came back"

we should've let them


texas seems to be full of crackheads


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huffpo no


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>diaper fags are going to become socially acceptable before voraphiles do



do vorefags have a store for them and their community

a brick and mortar in chicago

no? sucks to be you



we may be slightly less autistic on average


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this is the store owner



i'm not clicking until the sexual energy i'm channeling rn dies down a little


there are still people who want to murder trans folks for using the bathroom

i don't want to minimize anyone's struggle but maybe trying to have "baby acceptance" right now is a little too progressive?


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hey they both involve using the bathroom


>We are looking forward to also of use to the staff fun.

what did they mean by this


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that's a thing


>What has been your proudest moment since opening Tykables?

It’s not any one particular moment, it’s the one moment that happens all the time. It’s the moment when people thank us for being so open and for making products that make them feel better about themselves. We get thanked all the time but once in a while you get an email that is just so personal and you can tell that you actually made them feel so good — the products that we make, the events that we go to, the events that we sponsor and put on — when something we do actually makes a difference in someone’s life, that’s it.



wasnt it just to get that dude out of turkey



i thought it was just donations, i know he had a twitter where he posted him donating all the money he got from either that or youtube to charities


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>tumblr nose

into the trash it goes!


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>Milo Yiannopoulos Loses Election To Become Glasgow University Rector In Landslide Defeat



I'm going to the school at the end of this year

pretty good to see Glasgow retains its socialist bent


>nevada is going to ratify the ERA



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i keep on seeing stories like this a couple of times a year

is there like a list of states that still haven't signed old mandates


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thread theme



probably somewhere

i honestly didn't know it was still going on, like, it was possible to ratify still


oh the kobayashi special got subbed


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wait i'm sorry

that should actually be




i don't want women though

who even is this


why does japan always take good myths and ruin them


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botw is full of good ships


every man on earth has watched at least one gay porn video in his life



grant is aliexpress that place you told me to buy the shitty chink mouse from i can't remember



t. fag



like what, japanese myths are cool


>Pokemon Go Dev Reveals There Were Only Two Engineers At Launch

I'm surprised they even had 2



t. mtf



aren't they still trying to hire a social media manager?



does lemon party really count


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>there is a female cover of Fun Fun Fun by the Beach Boys


>It's by Joan Jett



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they ruin all non japanese myths

dragons? check

king arthur? chcek

monsters? check

cu chulainn? check



do you mean like, having animes about dragon and monster girls

fate/stay seems bad

what's choo choo even prevalent in


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what from


also dragons aren't really non-japanese

i don't really know which dragon is older but they're probably vaguely contemporary



japanese dragons and european dragons are completely different though




i assume he's bitching about kobayashi, fate/stay, musume (and others), and then something about cu chu but western dragons aren't even really prevalent



so for my 60's cool girl songfic based on this song should it be a homestuck au

and if so, who is the cool driving ace who steals the cool guy's girls and drives a sweet thunderbird

and who is the good girl who gets swept off her feet






>cool driving ace


>good girl

why, who else but jade


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listen to the song dipshit

the driver is a girl


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I refuse to listen to the song





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it's a fucking classic

here's the original

you pleb


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here comes a special boy



no, I've heard it before

I just don't want to listen to it right now





so you shouldve known the driver was a girl




yet only john has a car in homestuck



fuck you


he's wonking up!


*smacks belly repeatedly*


playing a bit of hyrule warriors

its ok

i think i am going to tire of it quickly


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the dream job is probably being a greek water nymph in an early romanticism painting…..in a pond, tiddies out, looking bored & playing men with my girlfriends


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trump will literally not get impeached


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>spot the MC


it's weird hearing 2b with a voice


no, but he should


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i wanna go home and play videogames



and I want to work

neither of us is getting what we want, eh?


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neither of them look good


why did bill get impeached


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>local Gamestop won't have switches till April 12th




it depends on what the definition of why is


all you gotta do is put donny on the stand, about anything

you'll have grounds for impeachment

why do you think he settles so often



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kill crunchyroll


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I'm learning japanese so I don't have to deal with subs like these



That art is trash



settling is a lot easier



i thought a memetard like you would like memesubs



and it involves less risk and personal exposure


the key to getting good subs is to not watch trash shows




mmmhhhh those tears



but what else will i do

if I don't watch every mediocre seasonal pile of garbage that comes on I'll have too much free time



get a job


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>$8 a loaf


how many wifi enabled ovens and other cooking appliances do you think are connected to unsecured networks that anyone anywhere could port right into if theyknew the ip



and since when do those faggots in the "Lifter community" steal things that are actually essentials?

$1500 of makeup is not an essential.


*hacks into your blender to make your smoothie a bit too frothy*



thats a horrifying future, where these slavic subhumans and cromagnon chinks can burn my dinner from across the globe



my favorite is the one who somehow got a live lobster


haha funny meme


the elder scrolls games but the only difference is the thieves guild is renamed to the 'lifter community'



it's like ransomware, but with your meals instead of your files


The WiFi “Smart” Toilet Gets Hacked. Seriously, there’s a WiFi Toilet.

by IWB · August 23, 2013

A Japanese company has built a “smart toilet” that uses WiFi, and of course hackers have figured out how to remotely take over the toilet and make it spray you in the butt or flush repeatedly. Who would want a WiFi toilet?



excuse me?



uuuuuuuuhhhhh trans kids needs makeup to keep their dysphoria under control, you transphobic cissy :/


> and make it spray you in the butt



the us needs to wake up and make bidets a standard


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fast and loose


are lobsters good pets


Lobsters are good eats


fuck bidets just clean your ass in the shower


that's what i do but it's very uncomfortable squatting in the shower and spraying your ass with hot water



disgusting homosex


shoplifting a lobster up your butt



clean your shitcaked ass





eat my shitcaked ass, gaylord



not as good as crabs



what about crayfish




*hacks your in home heating system and freezes you/heats you to death as u sleep*

whoops :)


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crawdad is stupid


i'll just get a giant isopod



it's crawfish you fucking inbred




actually they're called yabbies...


catfish is good


uhh ackshually they're called gayfish



catfish is good

the chinese kid that's staying with us actually caught one last week then had it skinned and we fried and ate it for dinner that night


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hows it fit in her head


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i relapsed into using tinder again


>shoplifting fandom


i remember a post from someone panicking cuz they got caight lifting like 800 dollars of makeup

they were so surpised they were in trouble and were asking for help to pay legal fees or whatever

it feels good to see shit like that


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where's the linguist to defend shoplifters



he's dead


i hate stupid furry art


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i like to think salt started typing a post so long winded that he's just stuck typing it for eternity and that's why you don't see his posts anymore


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headcanon accepted


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would you






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i'd kiss them


stop spamming


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how about this






just because none of us could do it doesn't mean it's not possible that saltlick just stopped coming here






it's a joke you dip



>balls in a grip





gee calm down


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fucking PUSSY


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>tillerson skipping nato meeting and meeting with china

>definitely going to russia





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I know you're a virgin, but that shit hurts


*gets off to being castrated*



castration's not very cool but some ball grabbing is good

castration could be ok though,


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ok now this is bad

really bad



I've grabbed my own balls before

a girl has also grabbed my balls

it never hurt


I put my balls in a fucking vice grip when i jack off and it doesn't hurt what the fuck are you talking about




gunlads's balls of steel


*gra8s 8alls*



*in black guy from left4dead voice* grabbin balls




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