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File: 6b0984c2ef599f0⋯.jpg (10.02 MB, 5732x4047, 5732:4047, __alphamon_craniummon_duft….jpg)

 No.954425

 No.954429

pootis


 No.954431

File: 476b4712a1dd85e⋯.jpeg (23.53 KB, 500x336, 125:84, no,.jpeg)


 No.954434

do you not fight your shadow in p5, i was kind of looking forward to that


 No.954436

why are all the ps3 copies of p5 so fucking expensive


 No.954437

File: 4f83862ed0ccf02⋯.png (73.25 KB, 500x167, 500:167, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954438

File: 788f775fafd0de0⋯.png (203.36 KB, 371x692, 371:692, 788f775fafd0de01dbcf9b4f23….png)

File: ac079a5b6b85bac⋯.gif (202.94 KB, 530x673, 530:673, ac079a5b6b85bac90dca9a1aaa….gif)

File: d38588e1ac2243f⋯.jpg (172.85 KB, 1112x692, 278:173, d38588e1ac2243f7828064141b….jpg)

File: f0cce6b78ac08ba⋯.png (519.26 KB, 640x647, 640:647, f0cce6b78ac08bac211bf0a820….png)

digimon a shit


 No.954442

>>954438

>third pic

she wasnt smiling in the actual panel was she


 No.954443

File: be2254f86b5ea65⋯.jpeg (161.33 KB, 500x735, 100:147, good squid maad city.jpeg)


 No.954446

File: f15d40153108647⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, good law and order meme.png)


 No.954447

File: ca1707e5ae5fc6c⋯.jpg (48.83 KB, 312x445, 312:445, hurloon minotaur.jpg)

FINALLY @drilmagic DID AN UNGLUED CARD


 No.954448

>>954447

it's a good card too, with a good story


 No.954449

File: f91a3524186d624⋯.png (25.93 KB, 650x450, 13:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1077720483a61b4⋯.png (39.07 KB, 650x450, 13:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>954442

she sort of looks like she's always smiling


 No.954450

i didnt expect mikgazer to be good


 No.954451

>>954449

nah it was a different panel from those


 No.954452

>>954447

This is really fucking accurate


 No.954453

File: 3436a3a63df2c23⋯.png (24.76 KB, 650x450, 13:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>954451

this is the closest I could find so yeah she wasn't smiling


 No.954454

File: 459eb04519aae98⋯.jpg (34.96 KB, 312x445, 312:445, counterspell.jpg)

File: 6864fd38783daaf⋯.jpg (39.01 KB, 312x445, 312:445, covenant of minds.jpg)

File: 62d61cefab5f004⋯.jpg (37.27 KB, 312x445, 312:445, diabolic tutor.jpg)

File: 48e7994b3a441ce⋯.jpg (89.32 KB, 696x968, 87:121, final judgement.jpg)

File: 436720790b5ccaf⋯.jpg (40.27 KB, 312x445, 312:445, homicidal brute.jpg)

>>954452

@drilmagic is a fucking goldmine


 No.954455


 No.954456

https://arstechnica.com/security/2017/05/windows-xp-pcs-infected-by-wcry-can-be-decrypted-without-paying-ransom/

>The recovery technique is also of limited value because Windows XP computers weren't affected by last week's major outbreak of WCry.


 No.954457

if i go to bed my modem will overheat


 No.954458

i need internet to sleep


 No.954459

>>954454

I want MORE


 No.954460

File: e294530dfb3bc7d⋯.jpg (546.16 KB, 1680x979, 1680:979, 20170518213331_1.jpg)

OH SHIT I found a wild chance cube

do I break it and test my luck?


 No.954461

>>954425

who are these people

i recognize some


 No.954462

File: 23d1d7f48dd7d10⋯.jpg (42.83 KB, 312x445, 312:445, blightsoil druid.jpg)

File: 5cd75a7586c6755⋯.jpg (37.34 KB, 312x445, 312:445, gideon jura.jpg)

File: ac4bc53212d6ac8⋯.jpg (39.02 KB, 312x445, 312:445, immortal servitude.jpg)

File: 7ceb03548430097⋯.jpg (37.51 KB, 312x445, 312:445, jace's ingenuity.jpg)

File: 9ee96244be67bbd⋯.jpg (39.84 KB, 312x445, 312:445, kapsho kitefins.jpg)


 No.954463

File: 079f1e20d750b65⋯.jpg (39.96 KB, 312x445, 312:445, negate.jpg)

File: ad2179819783927⋯.jpg (45.69 KB, 312x445, 312:445, oath of chandra.jpg)

File: 67f1812fd55c2ec⋯.jpg (40.97 KB, 312x445, 312:445, old man of the sea.jpg)

File: bdfb6bab3e24c7a⋯.jpg (40.78 KB, 312x445, 312:445, waxmane baku.jpg)

>>954459

>>954459

check out @drilmagic on twitter


 No.954464

>>954462

>>954463

Yeah I already consumed this media


 No.954465

>>954461

royal knights


 No.954466

File: 1236b7c541778f7⋯.jpg (415.12 KB, 1680x979, 1680:979, 20170518213651_1.jpg)

File: cff23dd31458a1e⋯.jpg (410.42 KB, 1680x979, 1680:979, 20170518213656_1.jpg)

haha it gave me the blocks to make a snow golem


 No.954467

>>954463

the baku one is good


 No.954469

File: d1a289eb9ae2619⋯.png (336.35 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, IMG_1463.PNG)

*shmorks into thread*


 No.954470

File: f47f0bfa56ba844⋯.jpg (184.74 KB, 846x1200, 141:200, IMG_0816.JPG)

File: 6e4c6052464a38d⋯.jpg (93.49 KB, 464x664, 58:83, IMG_0817.JPG)


 No.954471

File: 63c1e9b5757c308⋯.jpg (90.6 KB, 464x664, 58:83, IMG_0818.JPG)

File: 340e94b45e13e78⋯.jpg (62.55 KB, 312x444, 26:37, IMG_0819.JPG)

File: b6927cefa676fc2⋯.jpg (134.97 KB, 624x890, 312:445, IMG_0820.JPG)


 No.954472

File: 28e16d6ac955390⋯.jpg (332.87 KB, 1680x979, 1680:979, 20170518214456_1.jpg)

render errors are fucking great for spotting mineshafts

too bad there aren't any here, just caves


 No.954473

why does learning a language have to take so god damn long


 No.954474

File: 451e2db5bd2f0a9⋯.png (293.18 KB, 747x849, 249:283, ClipboardImage.png)

They're pretty consistently sub 100 now.


 No.954475

File: a541045fd9fb477⋯.png (23.67 KB, 615x369, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954476

File: 800667f28b195f8⋯.png (417.04 KB, 686x611, 686:611, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954477

do you guys ever get the thing where you're terrified of being alone so you start drinking and bingewatching people play video games


 No.954478

Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA) has formally introduced a bill into Congress that would require Trump to reimburse the government for funds spent on travel to his own properties, such as Mar-a-Lago in Florida and the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ.

Lieu’s bill, the Stop Waste and Misuse by the President (SWAMP) Act, states that Trump’s travel “results in the American taxpayer effectively subsidizing the president’s businesses.” The bill would also require that Trump reimburse the government for Secret Service costs derived from visits to his properties.


 No.954479

File: f5f47cbd6cc3a10⋯.jpg (96.89 KB, 464x664, 58:83, IMG_0822.JPG)

File: ed19316e485124f⋯.jpg (36.2 KB, 223x310, 223:310, IMG_0825.JPG)

File: 008f0cfdacd9955⋯.jpg (66.1 KB, 446x620, 223:310, IMG_0826.JPG)

File: 7595892321f3443⋯.jpg (85.69 KB, 480x680, 12:17, IMG_0829.JPG)


 No.954480


 No.954481

>>954475

homestuck's unsung hero


 No.954482

>>954480

hmm

maybe it's because i have no friends and no life


 No.954483

de alc fillin me with warmth and happiness


 No.954484

File: 560b95c53c3d97e⋯.jpeg (322.77 KB, 1854x1832, 927:916, dankbois.jpeg)


 No.954485

>>954481

the LOWAS fire brigade are slightly more unsung


 No.954486

File: 12787d805b0ffc9⋯.png (631.73 KB, 1225x796, 1225:796, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954487

File: 20026b66e9cebd1⋯.jpg (102.3 KB, 1000x676, 250:169, serveimage.jpg)

>>954478

>swamp act


 No.954488

kys


 No.954489

File: 284b633c0e92063⋯.png (988.04 KB, 1000x988, 250:247, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954490

Hard to feel bad for fags when they think with their cocks


 No.954491

File: b70485d446b4c75⋯.jpg (145.21 KB, 841x1200, 841:1200, IMG_0821.JPG)

File: b84e20e6de032f4⋯.jpg (48.53 KB, 310x443, 310:443, IMG_0831.JPG)

File: 9d2fea0d19f90a8⋯.jpg (68.54 KB, 361x509, 361:509, IMG_0832.JPG)

File: 9b0d630f8705138⋯.jpg (102.14 KB, 624x890, 312:445, IMG_0833.JPG)


 No.954492

wint reminds me of grant


 No.954493

File: 4e3a8dc76f2b674⋯.png (308.99 KB, 1280x397, 1280:397, ClipboardImage.png)

Guy: *feels positive emotions from helping out the person he loves*

Guy: I don’t understand??? What am I feeling??? Is it… is it horny???? I think it’s horny


 No.954494

>>954493

he uses "turn on" multiple times

that means being aroused


 No.954495

>>954494

I will get a Sugar Mama by the end of this year.


 No.954496

>>954494

he uses "turn on" once


 No.954497

File: 251811423775a07⋯.png (595.97 KB, 480x898, 240:449, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954498

>>954487

do you have a problem with federal acronyms


 No.954499

>>954496

doesn't change my point


 No.954500

hey

im addicted to PUBG


 No.954501

>>954498

i thought it was funny


 No.954502

>>954499

you don't know how to read, ha


 No.954503

>>954477

all the time except i usually smoke instead of drinking


 No.954504

>>954477

no

whenever i feel like that I talk to my friends


 No.954505

>>954503

i used to smoke a shitton too, until i moved to a place where i can't anymore


 No.954507

the god that created silverfish is a vengeful god


 No.954508

>>954507

I didn't know they were real animals until long after i knew about them from minecraft.


 No.954509

>see a guy go into a house

>see someone else go into the house

>only the second guy leaves

>figure there's no one left in the house

>he pops up and caps my ass with a shotty at the top of the stairs

i jump out of my seat every goddamn time


 No.954510

>>954509

get sneaked on boo


 No.954511

>>954510

i hate it im so jumpy


 No.954512

>>954511

why not just avoid going into houses you've seen people enter


 No.954513

>>954512

i thought there was no one left and i was gonna vulture whatever was on the corpses


 No.954514

>>954513

but the corpse would've been picked clean by that guy anyway...


 No.954515

>>954514

nah see here's my thinking

if the guy who won had worse gear, he'd take the dead guy's gear and leave his own

if he had better gear, he'd leave the dead guy's gear

i was basically looking for weps


 No.954516

>>954515

the hoarder mentality...


 No.954517

>>954516

im not a hoarder i needed a gun

i had a pistol with 15 magazines left


 No.954518

>>954477

i've accepted being alone


 No.954519

File: d7149acd37f95ac⋯.png (161.25 KB, 499x591, 499:591, marie.png)

>tfw you're more pathetic than sako


 No.954520

>>954492

dont insult dril, you bitch


 No.954521

>>954519

you're not


 No.954522

>>954519

Explain how that's possible


 No.954523

>>954522

i've got no frienderinos except a guy who's doing his best to become a rapist


 No.954524

>>954519

fucking how


 No.954525

>>954523

>>954523

so really

no friends


 No.954526

>>954525

ye

at least i've got hsg though ;v))


 No.954527

File: b0abf8795f06fd4⋯.png (412.06 KB, 810x1000, 81:100, tumblr_inline_opomq0W7cd1q….png)

this

is my purple son


 No.954528

>>954527

looks gay fam


 No.954529

File: 4c4845511c1fec9⋯.gif (189.08 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 06705.gif)


 No.954530

>>954529

can't keep down the clown :oD


 No.954531

File: 9d7e8f3df7353c6⋯.png (242.95 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1404083196528.png)


 No.954532

File: 35c9e067cc203c4⋯.png (62.84 KB, 1246x240, 623:120, Screen Shot 2017-05-19 at ….png)


 No.954533

File: 9b9da8f5e926017⋯.png (355.36 KB, 620x392, 155:98, git memed on.png)


 No.954534

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.954535

File: f0204e5f6a9f850⋯.png (550.05 KB, 600x800, 3:4, yumyum.png)


 No.954536

not clicking


 No.954537

File: 83565ffaf273162⋯.png (588.41 KB, 600x429, 200:143, ClipboardImage.png)

i don't think they know what a "witch hunt" is


 No.954538

File: c5d44b96e828703⋯.png (1.4 MB, 974x1280, 487:640, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e19d1dcd9e4375f⋯.png (298.77 KB, 540x360, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954539

the pistol in pubg is effectively worthless


 No.954540


 No.954541

picking a pistol up is actually such a waste of my time i don't bother

i would rather my fists because if i'm dying either way i'd rather the low odds i land the superman fist that knocks them out in one blow


 No.954542

i also want to find the crossbow more

i found it one time but then i immediately found a sniper and an ak and i wouldn't let myself have 2 slow firing guns so i had to leave it


 No.954543

my big toe was stung and now it's swollen

kill me


 No.954544

which game has the best crossbow that you can think of


 No.954545

>>954542

there's a crossbow???

the closest ive come to a sniper is a m16 with an 8x


 No.954546

>>954544

half life 2


 No.954547

>>954546

yeah that was gonna be my pick

more games should let you bounce shots against the terrain


 No.954548

>>954545

there is a crossbow


 No.954549

File: 1f16c0f2cc4b7e3⋯.png (1.51 MB, 852x1920, 71:160, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954550

>>954549

im curious to see how virtual youtubers advance


 No.954551

>>954544

nuclear throne


 No.954552

If there isn’t a titty slider in Sonic Forces it means that Sonic Team is a bunch of HYPOCRITES because they gave Rouge the Bat Big Ass Titties and we should be able to do the same


 No.954553

>>954544

>>954546

>>954547

HL2's crossbow was fucking perfect


 No.954554

File: 37a45157c812a54⋯.png (1.03 MB, 900x600, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

help im in love with an internet meme man


 No.954555

File: 5f007ec381b90fd⋯.gif (12.83 KB, 114x120, 19:20, chaingun.gif)


 No.954556


 No.954557

File: d71a5e28b0a2aa5⋯.jpg (524 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1492391503994.jpg)


 No.954558

>cute black girl called me buddy a bunch of times and talked about the time we hung out at mcdonald's at 2am like a year ago


 No.954559

>>954558

>buddy

cute


 No.954560

File: 7967e290400c394⋯.jpeg (150.08 KB, 565x600, 113:120, it__s_3_in_the_morning.jpeg)


 No.954561

File: 2dd50a0fd87f502⋯.png (6.98 KB, 728x90, 364:45, 5C993079-C041-4F2C-B3A9-58….png)


 No.954562

File: 8fa8f5304a74ae7⋯.jpg (41.74 KB, 468x423, 52:47, 1494086954353.jpg)

>>954558

>black girl


 No.954563

>>954560

do you have more 3 am gamzees


 No.954564

File: 215eac5f8589512⋯.png (33.56 KB, 500x287, 500:287, gam2.png)


 No.954565

>>954564

is this loss


 No.954566

>>954564

YES

fucking thank you ive been looking for this one for literally ever


 No.954567

>>954562

she looked mulatto in my epic defense


 No.954568

>Gungeon half off

should I buy it? I've done like 90% of the game off of steam sharing


 No.954569

File: f8a0fdb9a10ac85⋯.png (687.11 KB, 700x775, 28:31, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 10b12b74d7b4805⋯.png (426.52 KB, 700x580, 35:29, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954570

>>954569

is that a scar or mange


 No.954571

honestly i liked flowey better as an extremely malicious and spiteful flower monster w/out the tragic goatboy backstory

i didn't want him to seem redeemable at all but i guess everything in that game was supposed to be


 No.954572

>>954570

i think a scar maybe? he has it in most of the panels


 No.954573

>ended up buying the platinum trophy in nier automata

i can only hope i won't feel regret for doing this

I'll come back for the Emil boss regardless


 No.954574

>>954569

i dont like this


 No.954575

>>954571

goatboy backstory was needed

without it, flowey ends up being a bad guy for no reason


 No.954576

>>954574

what's the matter you don't like happy sex?


 No.954577

>might hit up the shitty dj i know because he hangs out with buddygirl

ugh


 No.954578

>>954573

you bitch


 No.954579

File: 9a9c417a7bf078f⋯.png (631.32 KB, 700x867, 700:867, ClipboardImage.png)

well it's a thing, for sure


 No.954580

>>954579

probably got hurt by a human

what's the au


 No.954581


 No.954582

>>954581

neat premise

cute chara


 No.954583

flowery


 No.954584

File: f07b3037f8cffe4⋯.png (342.43 KB, 1232x718, 616:359, They see your dick.png)

>>954582

yep, very cute chara


 No.954585

File: 24fd0631340cd13⋯.png (156.49 KB, 591x1423, 591:1423, ClipboardImage.png)

hey valve sort of remembered that tf2 exists


 No.954586

File: f9835e1991f12b4⋯.png (499.66 KB, 725x1273, 725:1273, 1491350208204.png)

Kharazim seems like a character I'd play a lot if this laptop could actually run hots at a decent framerate


 No.954587

my favorite thing about undertale is how blooky is the reason you win


 No.954588

>>954584

that hair is so good

that face is also so good


 No.954589

>>954587

He just doesn't contribute anything, he doesn't help you win.


 No.954590

File: ce1b4a1627e14cd⋯.png (411.3 KB, 700x722, 350:361, 1480795784633.png)

>>954588

It is, it's maybe my favorite design for Chara.


 No.954591

File: 57669dee1939980⋯.jpg (333.65 KB, 2047x1462, 2047:1462, C_EN-XsUAAEf_i-.jpg large.jpg)

awoo


 No.954592

>>954589

i didnt say he helped

i said he was the reason


 No.954593

>>954590

eyes remind me of itachi


 No.954594

File: 8f9c66ff822b2f9⋯.jpg (77.63 KB, 920x1200, 23:30, C97Uu0iUQAEC2bH.jpg)

looks like she had a bad day


 No.954595

File: 4f4d57118cff05b⋯.jpg (171.11 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, C-U7vyNW0AADgDM.jpg)


 No.954596

what happens if i start telling people on the 'Net that i'm a transboy


 No.954597

>>954596

they'll start thinking you're a transboy


 No.954598


 No.954599

File: 8b512b02c258561⋯.jpg (965.83 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [ANE] Arakawa Under the Br….jpg)

oh hey

shaft animated this


 No.954600

>>954599

no yea, It's Shaft

I didn't really notice until the head tilts either


 No.954601

>>954600

i kind of thought it was shaft when i noticed the incredibly wide aspect ratio in the beginning of the episode

they like doing that too


 No.954602

>>954601

Tell me how you like the OP


 No.954603

the opening scenes of nisemonogatari are framed in a 2.9:1 Aspect ratio

the widest aspect ratio for film was 2.76:1

i may not like all of shaft's adaptations but i respect them as animators and Akiyuki Shinbo as a director


 No.954604

let the gay skeleton kid rest


 No.954605

It’s an aspect ratio that’s suited for panoramic photography, not meant to be screened on television.

For reference: The widest and still used aspect ratio for films is 2.76:1 which is a 70mm film aspect ratio and was last used on The Hateful Eight and before that was used on Khartoum and Battle of the Bulge back in the ‘50s and 60s.


 No.954606

File: b662c097aaaab60⋯.jpg (736.38 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [ANE] Arakawa Under the Br….jpg)

christ almighty


 No.954607

>>954606

His dad's very serious about never owing anyone anything.


 No.954608

i'm spinning my fidget spinner


 No.954609

god i love shmorky


 No.954610

I Cant Believe Its Friday Already


 No.954611

/asp/ is funnier when you dont know the meaning of all their mene buzzwords


 No.954612

File: 92a6cf608a09a3a⋯.png (52.15 KB, 298x259, 298:259, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954613

She looks better than Asuka but I tried to cum for her and I didn't get the same pleasure I get when I shoot everything I've got for the empress, when I look into her eyes and my cock takes over with an eruption of cum, thick ropes cover her rhythmically and it seems lasting forever, nothing else exist other than her and my cock, deep pleasure until the last spurt when I finally get back to this dimension and I feel nothing but full satisfaction, I'm content and grateful, I feel strong and proud with my big cock still hard as diamonds pointing to the sky


 No.954614

XXXXXDDDDDXXXDDDD


 No.954615

File: a60ea4ebd2af00c⋯.jpg (79.5 KB, 859x600, 859:600, IMG_1490.JPG)

le... me


 No.954616

File: f46e8cd1967256c⋯.png (16.57 KB, 543x189, 181:63, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954617

i'm watching porn on YouTube


 No.954618

>>954617

the absolute madman


 No.954619

File: a10d05f1b0468dc⋯.png (93.07 KB, 361x474, 361:474, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954620

goo night hsg


 No.954621

wwhens jasper comin back


 No.954622

>>954621

DAOOTS


 No.954623

>jasper's out

>the next Big* Villain Gem is topaz

this fucking sucks

*big as in size not role


 No.954624

>tell boss that I've finished the work he assigned me and I'm ready for something else

>he tells me not to bother, saying that the project is cancelled and rushes past out the room

>remember him mentioning last week that we need the money from this job to keep the company afloat

Uh oh


 No.954625

File: e66b9d17dc8c098⋯.png (281.89 KB, 456x631, 456:631, ClipboardImage.png)

grant why didn't you mention this character in mha


 No.954626

steamworld heist (steam, just forgot to use the gift link)

AEDM3-F0R57-N4RG9


 No.954627

i wish i'd tried harder in school

would it have made a difference to my current situation? who knows, but at least i'd feel better about things


 No.954628

*tilts head so hard it causes my neck to snap*


 No.954629

>>954628

kawaii


 No.954630

I crack my knuckles too much


 No.954631

File: 339f7bfc371b0b3⋯.png (481.81 KB, 1136x640, 71:40, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 04c890f48daaced⋯.png (461.83 KB, 1136x640, 71:40, ClipboardImage.png)

[action bronson voice] it's me


 No.954632

>>954627

I did really well in school and it was college/uni where I really dropped the ball.


 No.954633

>bend down

>feel my fat rolls pressing against each other

unepic feel


 No.954634

File: f5ad7f0740a6e25⋯.jpg (638.7 KB, 700x700, 1:1, karina rune factory 3.jpg)

I lost 75 pounds


 No.954635

i gained weight but it's all muscle

c-could this be the 'gains' /fit/ is always talking about...?


 No.954636

i've gained at least 10kg since May 2016


 No.954637

File: 1fc70ce04916b47⋯.jpg (34.65 KB, 305x410, 61:82, IMG_8318.JPG)


 No.954638

>>954637

i agree with mr ohayo

put the pressure on those cheap con artist pricks

ive paid for chicken noodle soup damn you


 No.954639

why can't millennials be bothered to cook their own chicken soup...


 No.954640

File: 4cf921964e7fc65⋯.png (500.54 KB, 1050x1500, 7:10, p.txt.png)

who wants to cook some soup with me


 No.954641


 No.954642

that muffin was disappointing

it was more like a non-frosted cupcake

i wanted a goddamn muffin

note to self: firebomb the lying wench's bakery


 No.954643

File: 6779f133914ab5a⋯.png (809.28 KB, 719x1280, 719:1280, IMG_8319.PNG)


 No.954644

I need to buy weed again!!!


 No.954645

>buying weed


 No.954646

>pirating weed

you're going to double jail


 No.954647

>>954643

>literally nothing that you're looking(?) for

seems like a nice person


 No.954648

>pirating weed from cartel terrorists

dude how many layers of prison are you on rn


 No.954649

Should you read Homestuck?

No.
That isnt a joke.
Andrew hussie has ruined my life. I am terrified of stairs, and buckets, and nicki Minaj. I cant even read a goddamn horoscope anymore. My life is a joke. As i say this i see a clown in my mind swimming in a pool full of bike horns and faygo, and he could probably climb out of my imagination and kill me at any moment. He wants to bludgeon me to death with bowling pins and i think i have to let him. I think i want to…


 No.954650

Should you read Homestuck?

No.
That isnt a joke.
Andrew hussie has ruined my life. I am terrified of stairs, and buckets, and nicki Minaj. I cant even read a goddamn horoscope anymore. My life is a joke. As i say this i see a clown in my mind swimming in a pool full of bike horns and faygo, and he could probably climb out of my imagination and kill me at any moment. He wants to bludgeon me to death with bowling pins and i think i have to let him. I think i want to…


 No.954651

whoops


 No.954652

File: feaff48942b5732⋯.png (198.1 KB, 640x492, 160:123, IMG_8322.PNG)


 No.954653

File: 6e417db5afc9065⋯.jpg (29.93 KB, 480x480, 1:1, IMG_2074.JPG)

She's losing her other leg and I'm not sure whether to feel aroused as well as sad


 No.954654

File: 58831872df1d198⋯.png (289.53 KB, 303x442, 303:442, muda muda muda.png)


 No.954655

File: 697f52fcb3d2b99⋯.jpg (704.14 KB, 850x1275, 2:3, 1474572862175.jpg)

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO


 No.954656

>>954653

that would be pretty irredeemably terrible but yknow

i guess if your dong feels like it needs to take a stand thats hardly your business


 No.954657

>>954655

>sexy border patrol guard momiji

huh


 No.954658

how is president trump general on pol doing, anyway


 No.954659

>>954654

I'm making the best of a bad sitch


 No.954660

File: 013d86c12393dcf⋯.gif (3.64 MB, 428x241, 428:241, IMG_8323.GIF)

>>954658

pretty good it seems


 No.954661

>>954659

exactly

while she loses another leg she can be comforted by the thought that at least her cousin finds her sexier


 No.954662

File: 4b5500158d2a0fa⋯.png (63.21 KB, 326x317, 326:317, IMG_8324.PNG)

File: 9f4e052bff1d5c0⋯.png (87.24 KB, 413x275, 413:275, IMG_8325.PNG)

help this frog is cute


 No.954663

File: daf2aee05d415f5⋯.jpg (458.27 KB, 1500x1214, 750:607, bald and desperate.jpg)


 No.954664

metastuck the 2nd coming


 No.954665

>>954653

No shit, she's the best girl


 No.954666

>>954665

>>954662

Whoops, I was debating writing a disparaging post about cletus and done quoted the wrong fella.


 No.954667

>>954652

Or how about we let them carry cooler guns and intimidate these kids who bring guns to English 101


 No.954668

File: 8168d50ed993e06⋯.jpg (268.41 KB, 625x640, 125:128, inubashiri momiji (touhou)….jpg)

I like cute wolves


 No.954669

>>954665

She is the best girl! I love her and hopefully she gets better soon!


 No.954670

File: 474635f55e68528⋯.jpg (80.4 KB, 660x745, 132:149, devolver.JPG)

hidden gems bundle

this seems worth 14 bucks


 No.954671

you don't "get better" from having no legs clet


 No.954672

although i wish to god you could so that you would leave that poor girl alone


 No.954673

damn her other leg is getting taken off

can i still get horny...?


 No.954674

fast forward to a year later, cletus is coming himself after learning that his cousin might lose her arms


 No.954675

>>954673

you misunderstood him

it makes him hornier


 No.954676

i want shadow warrior 2

>>954670

okhlos was fun but i never wanted to play it past the first run through


 No.954677

Why does the other leg need to go?


 No.954678

cousin fucker staring at what's left of his cousin: a futurama-esque head in a jar

"le yes...this is epic"


 No.954679

>>954678

Cum in her fishbowl


 No.954680

>>954671

She's getting the amputation because she's not well idiot

>>954677

Heterotrophic ossification and a recurring sore


 No.954681

I dare you to google image that shit


 No.954682

just invent her some dope ass robot legs

or what....are u a fucking moron???


 No.954683

why does he fuck his cousin


 No.954684

>>954680

So she was growing some extra bone matter in her leg and it was giving her a sore?

Sounds painful.


 No.954685

>>954684

Well it doesn't hurt her since she can't feel it but she was loosing a lot of weight and it's dangerous to have an infection that deep in your bod


 No.954686

>>954683

why not


 No.954687

who here is good with computer stuff and wants to help me with computer stuff


 No.954688

>>954687

what do you need help with


 No.954689

I fell down the stairs last night and im still sore

at least my dog is okay


 No.954690

>>954683

Two desperate fuckheads.

One a decaying veteran, the other a shut-in who jacks off to cartoons.


 No.954691

>>954689

did your stairs give out too


 No.954692

>>954689

were you fine after falling through the floor


 No.954693

>>954686

would you fuck your cousin

knowing you it seems like it'd be a resounding "yea"


 No.954694

>>954689

Damn how many steps??

Was it your uncle's craftmanship again?


 No.954695

>>954691

>>954694

my dog was sleeping on one of the top steps

i didn't see her because it was night and she's got mostly black fur, so i slipped on her and then fell on my back and slid all the way down

my back is incredibly sore


 No.954696

>>954688

I'm looking to start upgrading my computer soon, but I don't know what should take priority, and what I should replace first and what not.

I've got a gtx 1060, i5 4460, a solid state drive with no hard drive (probably the first thing I'm gonna get tbh), hyperx 2x 4GB ram, and one of those small motherboards, I think they're called microatx or something, not positive.


 No.954697


 No.954698

>>954696

get a 2tb hard drive and more ram


 No.954699

what a faggot


 No.954700


 No.954701

umm speaking against relationships with your family is very islamophobic o_O


 No.954702


 No.954703

>>954696

What clet said, you need more ram.


 No.954704

>>954696

ram, but you can't ignore more hdd space

also your computer is way better than mine already


 No.954705

endless self-confidence


 No.954706

>>954700

I thought this was going to be based on the prey game.....


 No.954707


 No.954708

16 gb is ideal, actually


 No.954709

oh also I'd like to get a better monitor eventually cause this one is only 1080, but that can wait. Ram first and then a hard drive sounds like the plan


 No.954710

File: 5e9705a3577c63f⋯.jpg (53.46 KB, 580x320, 29:16, speccy.jpg)

post comptuers

(cpu is slightly overclocked to 3520 mhz instead of 3200)


 No.954711

I made sponge wew! Wew!


 No.954712

>>954710

my ram timing is actually 11-11-11-28 now

i think overclocking did that somehow but i dont know how or why or what it actually means

i also ahve a second monitor i never use, an aoc 2216Vw


 No.954713

I just remembered that there's this girl on campus that I vaguely know who is missing a leg and makes jokes about being into incest.

hmmm


 No.954714

got two kills in PUBG lads

one peson was afk in a basement

and the other was hiding on the wrong side of his truck in the middle of an open field

>>954710

how do you get a nice readout like this


 No.954715

>>954714

speccy


 No.954716

>>954714

speccy


 No.954717

And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad

The dream in which im farting are the best I've ever had


 No.954718

>>954713

Is she blonde and shy and 10 years older than you?


 No.954719

>>954718

She's brunette, sassy, and 3 years younger than I am.


 No.954720

File: 338ac0b65a7e45e⋯.png (846.07 KB, 1280x993, 1280:993, IMG_1499.PNG)


 No.954721

>>954719

'Snot her


 No.954722

File: 990c3e1bbc85a25⋯.png (901.77 KB, 900x921, 300:307, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954723

File: 70a95a8aa60f074⋯.png (32.01 KB, 547x673, 547:673, pc 01.png)

File: 6fb721140f670c4⋯.png (25.87 KB, 553x514, 553:514, pc 02.png)

File: 899cdc3f92f6699⋯.png (24 KB, 676x523, 676:523, pc 03.png)

File: b85afda2de96daf⋯.png (19.17 KB, 892x223, 4:1, pc 04.png)


 No.954724

Also Flamedramon is objectively the best (and also the only good) digimon


 No.954725

File: 3b1e8629e262c86⋯.jpg (36.21 KB, 552x340, 138:85, specs.JPG)

Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with computers


 No.954726

if you didn't cry when omniomon formed fuck you


 No.954727

hpow'd that extra o get in there


 No.954728

File: f46e3eb6f5da91d⋯.png (33.59 KB, 745x453, 745:453, Untitled.png)


 No.954729

onionmom


 No.954730

>>954729

>vidalia


 No.954731

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.954732

the good thing about american digimon music is that it doesn't seem as out of place for a show about digital monsters fighting


 No.954733

>>954732

except for the theme song, you mean


 No.954734

File: 1a0556e59fb308c⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [ANE] Arakawa Under the Br….jpg)

hey that's Takehito Koyasu

neat


 No.954735

>>954733

the theme song is great, you shut your whore mouth


 No.954736

it's raining


 No.954737


 No.954738

>>954735

>digimon

>digital monsters

>digimon are the ultimate

for like four minutes

that's trash


 No.954739

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.954740

>>954738

champions

it's champions


 No.954741

time for dinner spaghett


 No.954742

File: b8c1a29877cdb88⋯.png (600.12 KB, 540x764, 135:191, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954743

File: 37d3a078294aa8b⋯.jpg (121.62 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 1489656014857.jpg)

its okay to fuck digimon as long as they look humanish right


 No.954744

>>954742

ah, yes, that one american apparel ad


 No.954745

>>954743

all of them have human intelligence so


 No.954746

>>954743

Yeah but why is she crying


 No.954747

>>954746

sako loves tortured girls


 No.954748

File: 09444501051e35e⋯.jpg (167.47 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 1494908995694.jpg)

>>954746

sometimes life is difficult cletus


 No.954749

and no i dont have anything besides what ive already posted


 No.954750

>>954744

what ad


 No.954751

File: 75822f4e04a3fa7⋯.jpg (66.9 KB, 628x874, 314:437, 1484169536765.jpg)

its okay to fuck pokemon as long as they look humanish right


 No.954752

its okay to fuck pigs as long as they look humanish right


 No.954753

File: 38e4320e6cdf222⋯.jpg (557.07 KB, 850x637, 850:637, 1490585731539.jpg)

its okay to fuck monsters as long as they are Pixies


 No.954754

>>954751

i think the jury is still out on pokemon intelligence

they probably have human intelligence

remember the harkness rule: human intel and physical/mental/emotional maturity


 No.954755

if i breathe or stretch wrong it feels like im going to die


 No.954756

>>954742

this is epic


 No.954757

File: b892be3897ccecf⋯.png (52.87 KB, 640x365, 128:73, 7DF44601-9F00-4E20-AFE3-F6….png)

File: 6fe592b8a98aee6⋯.png (89.04 KB, 700x383, 700:383, 16A51584-E9E6-4A8C-AE3E-5C….png)


 No.954758

>>954754

what counts as human intelligence


 No.954759

>>954754

i'm pretty sure that rule means it isn't ethical to fuck shoggoths


 No.954760

>>954758

intelligence on par with an average human that can be considered able to consent


 No.954761


 No.954762


 No.954763

pokemon obviously understand english perfectly

but do they ever do math? do they need to? do pokemon have a concept of art, or a society beyond herd instinct?


 No.954764

im starting to hate devil survivor

>every physical demon fuses from magic demons

>every magic demon fuses from physical demons

>u can't fuse that much because summoning from the compendium costs figuratively millions of dollars


 No.954765

i'd say just to avoid problems that fucking pokemon is off limits

well, clearly not for sako and cletus but for normal people


 No.954766

>>954760

so basically only psychic types are human intelligence?


 No.954767

>>954765

i believe xlr is also a pokemon fucker

and i know wesley was, and once a pokemon fucker always a pokemon fucker so still is


 No.954768

File: f619ae9668573d8⋯.jpg (50.06 KB, 400x381, 400:381, IMG_1500.JPG)


 No.954769

File: cc771998393b97b⋯.jpg (367.54 KB, 4000x3201, 4000:3201, b2e6f12cbb5f43a17cfbe67fea….jpg)

File: e342e32d5702c6e⋯.png (990.26 KB, 1280x1493, 1280:1493, 8bae2599-fe27-49d7-9dc8-d8….png)

File: 58e503270909a04⋯.png (974.07 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 024b83b847f482f006daaf9329….png)


 No.954770

>>954769

u will die


 No.954771

shark needs to draw more tsareena


 No.954772

File: add1a5c41cabda8⋯.png (167.26 KB, 620x490, 62:49, 1481997225468.png)

>>954757

>that muscled chick


 No.954773

File: 758652ec621bd90⋯.jpg (481.09 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1477774269272.jpg)


 No.954774

>>954765

hey, i brought up fucking humanoid digimon

wesley is the one that posted the pokemon he wanted to fuck


 No.954775

hello


 No.954776

y'all mind if i *grab2 diick2*


 No.954777

>>954764

yeah the fusion system was pretty garbage

I never played DS2, so I don't know if they addressed that


 No.954778

>>954777

im on day 7 and im just fucking done with this

either i grind out a few dozen free battles or i have half my party with shit demons that don't do anything


 No.954779

My Bloody Valentine is okay


 No.954780

File: a2eb8337dc148e4⋯.png (409.3 KB, 900x1040, 45:52, 2194301 - villainous.png)


 No.954781

>>954778

what's wrong with grinding

you were fine with shiny chaining a lot


 No.954782

>>954773

what did they mean by this


 No.954783

>>954774

the pig


 No.954784

>>954781

that was essentially mindless, a sequence of those little bobbing head bird things could have done it


 No.954785

>>954784

isn't that worse


 No.954786


 No.954787

File: 1b92d1abea96a33⋯.png (186.14 KB, 517x1030, 517:1030, IMG_8328.PNG)


 No.954788

>>954787

>eating pussy

gay


 No.954789

File: 6569eaa845b1bfd⋯.png (496.38 KB, 618x585, 206:195, IMG_8329.PNG)

this show needs to mcfucking die

but honestly i cant believe this didn't happen sooner


 No.954790

>>954789

the scooby gang is the glue that holds the multiverse together

they've been in fucking everything


 No.954791

>>954789

i cant tell which show you're talking about


 No.954792

>>954790

it's like the st. elsewhere 'verse


 No.954793

>>954791

fuck you scooby doo is great

supernatural sucks ass and should've stopped at season 5


 No.954794

>>954785

no

i watched shit and my hands found the pokemon themselves


 No.954795

File: 622ff26a29f49c1⋯.png (2.36 MB, 956x2102, 478:1051, 1495189185564.png)


 No.954796

scooby doo homestuck crossover


 No.954797

>>954789

this is fucking epic


 No.954798

File: a41312feb6f1c6b⋯.jpg (52.17 KB, 726x690, 121:115, ichigo.jpg)

>the Emoji movie is another "loser doesnt want to conform to society/status quo" movie


 No.954799

>>954798

as if it could be worse


 No.954800

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.954801

>>954796

id pay 612.11 dollars for it


 No.954802

>>954800

this is avery good video


 No.954803

>>954800

Time to put min min in the bin bin


 No.954804

>>954803

i dont get it because i know nothing about arms


 No.954805

i want Dragon Dogma 2 to be announce at E3 so i can drink the tears of DMCfags


 No.954806

DmC wasn't a bad game


 No.954807

I dream of a bankrupt Capcom.


 No.954808

i reallyought to finish that "mage rose steals the kings wife" playthrough of dd


 No.954809


 No.954810

File: 53f405d9b070c91⋯.png (13.01 KB, 1141x254, 1141:254, money.PNG)

File: 6c5e33876e2e17d⋯.png (20.54 KB, 1065x175, 213:35, money 2.PNG)

File: ad73a6b44976cb9⋯.png (77.07 KB, 1192x549, 1192:549, money 3.PNG)

あああああああああああああああああああああああ


 No.954811

*noclips through the floor*


 No.954812

*noclips down the stairs*


 No.954813

i really wanna play team games in pubg but i won't be able to

feels brad, man


 No.954814

its so hot the cat is just kind of laying in random spots on the floor instead of her bed


 No.954815

>>954812

No I'm pretty sure you clipped every step.


 No.954816

>>954815

i did and my back still hurts from it


 No.954817

I was supposed to cut down some more trees this weekend too but my back is fucked


 No.954818

>>954634

Congrats anon!!


 No.954819

File: 38ebb648ff848d8⋯.png (27.58 KB, 462x301, 66:43, ClipboardImage.png)

>>954710

it's epic, probably


 No.954820

>>954725

smebone tell me how bad my computer is


 No.954821

>>954754

>>954766

I'm pretty sure most pokemon have around "human" intelligence and presumably all understand human speech (you call out attacks, after all), it's just that most of them can't talk back in human speech, outside of some psychic ones.


 No.954822

File: c90e65b7cf898b1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.62 MB, 1643x1536, 1643:1536, c6783c2f6c822030007636ef6a….png)

oh wow sans undertale looks like thaaat????


 No.954823

>>954820

>>954725

it sure is a laptop


 No.954824

>>954822

this sucks

why did you save it


 No.954825

>>954824

so i can post it here and see the reactions

nothing more, nothing less


 No.954826

File: 5ca5b9eea581126⋯.png (77.63 KB, 190x245, 38:49, Painful.png)

>>954825

There are much worse things you could post for (You)s.


 No.954827

>>954823

What do you think of Arakawa's OP


 No.954828

>>954827

it's good


 No.954829

>>954826

i'm not gonna actively look for terrible art


 No.954830

File: 0dbbd0a290151b2⋯.png (484.09 KB, 540x720, 3:4, 100% Canon Sans.png)

>>954829

You don't have to look for it, most of the time.

>>954828

It's very good. The S2 OP is nowhere near as good but it's still ok.


 No.954831

File: 8eaef4284b70864⋯.gif (3.06 MB, 378x305, 378:305, bigravenspawn.gif)


 No.954832

>>954831

what is that


 No.954833

File: 7028fad7416cc78⋯.jpg (105.82 KB, 736x628, 184:157, d700ca52c76fa9567ee2525695….jpg)

>>954822

>ecto skin, tissue, and organs


 No.954834

The Duolingo Japanese course doesn't even teach grammar

wew


 No.954835

>>954832

a mod to replace big dog with big raven


 No.954836

>>954830

Thiiiiiiiiicc


 No.954837

>>954822

is this the new shitting dick nipples


 No.954838

I dread eventually getting to the point where' I'll have to talk with actual japanese people regularly in order to attain actual fluency.

I can't even talk to people who speak the same language as me.


 No.954839

File: b6e5153c0c79ad2⋯.png (393.8 KB, 659x571, 659:571, ClipboardImage.png)

second life continues to be some crazy shit


 No.954840

>DRM protected virtual food

lord


 No.954841

File: 1ac2592d2feb4c6⋯.png (2.24 MB, 1061x1500, 1061:1500, 1ac2592d2feb4c6a54fe08335e….png)


 No.954842

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Well that came out of nowhere


 No.954843

>>954840

I don't know the situation very well but I think the thing is that he made the rabbits and the food for them, but now he can't continue to sell the food for some legal reason.


 No.954844

>>954839

there's a short story kinda like this

"the life cycle of software objects"

it's pretty intense

imagine this if the rabbits were simple AIs and people extremeley dedicated to keeping them alive


 No.954845

>>954842

was that series any good


 No.954846

>>954842

so is this a movie or a third season or what

i only watched season 1


 No.954847

>>954845

season one was pretty good

i heard s2 was kind of shit


 No.954848

>>954845

It was alright. Season 2 felt unnecessary and kinda fucked with the ending of the first one.

>>954846

Movie set after S2


 No.954849

>>954839

this is the future monsanto wants


 No.954850

There really was no reason to make a second season of Chu2 besides "holy shit we want more money"


 No.954851

>>954850

to be fair that's a lot of seasons

though why did they put out snk s2 4 years after people liked it


 No.954852

File: da9aca2e51396c0⋯.jpg (40.75 KB, 483x537, 161:179, 1487007098817.jpg)


 No.954853

File: 11f85e493f30663⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.94 MB, 1066x1600, 533:800, ClipboardImage.png)

>snk


 No.954854

>>954853

Yea but they're never going to get to that.

Just like how pretty much everything in blood lad past the anime is mediocre.


 No.954855

>>954853

why tho


 No.954856

>>954850

to be fair, that was probably the reason behind season 1 as well


 No.954857

>>954855

the guy worked under the nobles but secretly hated them and thought of ways to torture them if they ever got deposed

and then they did


 No.954858

>>954857

and so he got to enact his strangely thought out revenge

fascinating


 No.954859

Summarize SnK in 10 words


 No.954860

>>954859

fart poop pee doo doo not as bad as homestuck


 No.954861

>>954859

the titans are jews the humans are all some nazis


 No.954862

>>954859

japan needs to stop being isolated and kill the jews


 No.954863

>>954861

Wow they really went crazy with allegories


 No.954864

no fucking way

you're lying, that's actually from the manga?


 No.954865

>>954859

the chosen people are fighting using mechas made of flesh


 No.954866

>>954865

would it be safe to call them... golems


 No.954867

File: 6701e86631b5755⋯.png (679.32 KB, 748x748, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954868

>>954866

but golems are made of clay


 No.954869

>>954864

what part are you referring to


 No.954870

ah fuck

and i had just gotten used to igor's new voice, too


 No.954871


 No.954872

>>954871

yeah it's from the manga

if you don't believe it you check it yourself

http://ww1.readsnk.com/chapter/shingeki-no-kyojin-chapter-063/


 No.954873

>>954870

I expected igor's voice to be a lot different than it was, is is p5 voice new?


 No.954874

is his*


 No.954875

>hear a guy drive up to the house i just looted

>cock a grenade

>as he's walking back up to the car, lob it

i wish i hadn't wasted it by immediately killing myself with his car


 No.954876

he had a crossbow too!

what a nice coincidence

shame i never got to kill anyone with it


 No.954877

File: 223e6ffb7d12c8a⋯.png (364.88 KB, 960x800, 6:5, IMG_2131.PNG)

>playing early access games


 No.954878

File: 269d5c96bab5183⋯.jpg (140.81 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, tumblr_oq81dyhDLx1rnuwgzo1….jpg)


 No.954879

>stop having fun, you mongs


 No.954880

early access is a scam


 No.954881

>>954853

they just copied the south park ep

u dont digest food in reverse


 No.954882

>>954881

how do u know

have you tried it


 No.954883

>>954877

i really like this pic


 No.954884

File: 0bb4416fe9b6a0a⋯.jpg (337.15 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, couch1.jpg)

File: fccf8200047c252⋯.jpg (117.23 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, couch2.jpg)

I'm thinking of buying a new couch. Which one do you guys think looks better?


 No.954885

>>954884

nasty shit


 No.954886

WASHINGTON — President Trump told Russian officials in the Oval Office this month that firing the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, had relieved “great pressure” on him, according to a document summarizing the meeting.

“I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job,” Mr. Trump said, according to the document, which was read to The New York Times by an American official. “I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.”

Mr. Trump added, “I’m not under investigation.”


 No.954887

>>954884

the one that looks like a burlap sack


 No.954888

I like the plaid one but its hard to match it with other furniture. The second one looks like it might be tougher to clean, though.

Hmm, decisions decisions


 No.954889

File: 66c2e2a7c18d68b⋯.jpg (61.36 KB, 433x419, 433:419, MY SIDES HAVE GONE FRACTAL.jpg)

>>954886

>Mr. Trump added, “I’m not under investigation.”


 No.954890

File: ce33f4a0b30cc72⋯.jpg (58.81 KB, 600x800, 3:4, I need to be deep.jpg)


 No.954891

>>954889

he won over 500 electoral votes, too


 No.954892

1 billion people came to his inauguration


 No.954893

he made america great again


 No.954894

>>954893

he reminded us all of a better time in American history

Watergate


 No.954895

so, Jim Comey is testifying sometime in June. How do you think the "crazy nut job" comment is going to affect his testimony


 No.954896

>>954886

>firing the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, had relieved “great pressure” on him

>I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.

GEE, YOU DON'T SAY


 No.954897

File: dc90bb6cecf40ab⋯.mp4 (2.55 MB, 600x338, 300:169, AGk47NS.mp4)

ben parks on the sidewalk


 No.954898

>>954897

so does everyone else bsb I don't know why you've started shitposting about this


 No.954899

>>954896

the big thing about obstruction is that they have to get a serious sense of his mindset when he did things like "joke around" with comey about flynn's investigation, fire comey, etc

this says a lot about what he was thinking when he did it


 No.954900

>>954898

>everyone else

not exactly


 No.954901

>>954900

Of the ~20 or so cars that I've seen park on this street in the past week almost all of them have pakred on the sidewalk if there isn't room in a driveway.

Why would you park in the road? That doesn't even make any sense, not to mention if someone parked on both sides of the road it'd be annoying to people trying to drive down the road.


 No.954902

Ben

parking slighty on the sidewalk is a lot different then completely obstructing over half the sidewalk with your fucking SUV


 No.954903

we're not saying park in the middle ofthe street, dingus. Just off to the side so people can drive past you and pedestrians dont have to walk on your lawn


 No.954904

is this what people in the suburbs are actually like


 No.954905

how fucking small are your roads anyway


 No.954906

Even when I drive through actual large towns people don't fucking park on the sidewalk, they park on the road

and nobody has trouble driving on the road


 No.954907

File: 4f3e181371bf36e⋯.png (3.59 MB, 1914x1270, 957:635, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6ee521769e05895⋯.png (4.39 MB, 2480x1052, 620:263, ClipboardImage.png)

man look at all these fucking crazy people


 No.954908

I'm the best driver. Everyone always says I'm a terrific driver. So, believe me there's no problem, with my driving.


 No.954909

File: 8743ae5c54bf270⋯.png (1.02 MB, 930x656, 465:328, ClipboardImage.png)

also this is my mom parking


 No.954910

louisiana is fuckin weird


 No.954911

The nissan sentra is such a gormless looking car


 No.954912

File: a378e312be4bdeb⋯.png (2.93 MB, 2514x862, 1257:431, ClipboardImage.png)

>>954910

i was surprised to learn that there were laws outside of the city where you aren't supposed to have alcohol in public, it seems incredibly stupid to care about if it's seen or not

we literally have drive through daiquiri places, there's one a few minutes away from me and when I was younger my parents would frequently get some from there


 No.954913

File: a153329b991ad20⋯.png (4.1 MB, 1920x1270, 192:127, parking.png)

>>954907

Whoever parked that elentra is fucking retarded


 No.954914


 No.954915

or the state, i don't remember

anyway who fucking cares if you drink in public, if you do something stupid while drunk that's your own fault


 No.954916

blame MADD for stupid anti-alcohol laws


 No.954917

no sir I can't sell you a beer in a bottle at this baseball game, it has to be in a clear plastic cup

why?

because if you got drunk and threwit onto the field, some jew lawyer will sue everyone involved and we would be liable. What do you expect, freedom to enjoy yourself? God bless the USA, sir


 No.954918

File: 1196f301e1e2d01⋯.png (10.34 KB, 193x298, 193:298, ClipboardImage.png)

i got a fair amout of money for graduation

i also got a ps4, 2 games, and an SD card


 No.954919

You can't even have a party at the beach because some cop will roll up and starting throwing out orders.

"Pour that beer in the sand. Put that cigarette out. Put that dog on a leash. Turn the radio down. Stop throwing that frisbee. Here's a $1000 ticket. Enjoy your Fourth of July."


 No.954920

>>954919

Too bad you don't live in Louisiana bsb.


 No.954921

*takes a beer outside*

*gets arrested*


 No.954922

Smoker Girl was telling me the other day about how her job at this fancy restaurant doesn't let people have wine bottles on the tables outside. Even if they brought their own bottle for corkage, the police won't let it sit on the table, it has to be kept inside by the waiters or they'd lose their liquor license.

California sucks


 No.954923

Oh also they were televizing the removal of Lee's statue since it's taking so long.

The waitress at the po-boy place we were at was talking about how she wanted to assassinate the mayor because of the removal of the statue.


 No.954924

And keep in mind I live in orange county, the most conservative place in california. A little beacon of sanity in this pozzed-out fuckhole of a state,and even here we have faggot jerry brown telling us what to do all the time, what kind of eco-friendly shopping bags we have to use at the store.

>>954920

anywhere but here

except maybe NY or DC


 No.954925

>>954924

Convenient, since I live in new orleans, the most liberal place in Louisiana, and I think the south as a whole. A little beacon of sanity in The South.


 No.954926

well I guess the terrible parking is explained by you being drunk off drive-through daiquiris all the time.


 No.954927

>>954926

you can't drink them while driving silly


 No.954928

I will paypal you $10 as a graduation gift if you go to that car with the stupid rescue dog sticker and key it off


 No.954929

>>954928

I don't think it's still here, also no.


 No.954930

maybe ill fly down there and do it myself after I bang the po-boy waitress


 No.954931

I don't know if they just aren't home or if they were attending a party but that car isn't here currently.

>>954930

let me suck your cock, dude


 No.954932

I'd rather let vfan suck it


 No.954933

File: 11a2b9b6b4a5cf9⋯.webm (450.66 KB, 720x404, 180:101, im a jew.webm)

she does live in san deigo, right?


 No.954934


 No.954935

am i missing something re: ohya?

people seem to hate her a lot


 No.954936

>>954935

ohya who


 No.954937

File: 7ab159719511cb2⋯.png (132.72 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>954936

drunk reporter


 No.954938

>>954937

thought this was kanaya for a split second


 No.954939

File: ca0549577be9c20⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1191x670, 1191:670, 4f8e1369fd0964a1c6fd98c886….png)

you ever see a cat or dog nursing, and the runt of the litter is running around on each side of his littermates trying to get at some food, but there are no openings available?

That, but with ben trying to get past egghead to suck my dick


 No.954940

>>954939

I could just show her the picture of her with redwood and she'd cry.


 No.954941

File: a69a794f2987ed8⋯.png (42.31 KB, 639x502, 639:502, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954942

girl fetishists pls leaf


 No.954943

the david attenborough gandhi movie is beautiful


 No.954944

File: 14bda9d5300a299⋯.png (248.89 KB, 374x400, 187:200, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954945

Why do we say "eat the rich" when we could be saying "voregeoisie"?


 No.954946

which troll is the eat the rich to terezi's destroy the goy


 No.954947

File: f30bf291961a144⋯.png (31.27 KB, 320x320, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>romantic boat ride with yusuke


 No.954948

>2 and a half men ended with charlie sheen never having died in the first place, just his crazy gf kept him locked up in a basement for years, and also the kid made 2.5 million gambling in vegas, fucked his waifu, and moved to japan

>Charlie sheen escapes, attempts to return to the house, but is then killed by a falling piano dropped by series producer chuck lorre, who then says "Winning!" and is also killed by a falling piano

well, that's one way to end a series


 No.954949

>>954948

>I know a lot of you might be disappointed that you didn't get to see Charlie Sheen in tonight's finale. For the record, he was offered a role. Our idea was to have him walk up to the front door in the last scene, ring the doorbell, then turn, look directly into the camera and go off on a maniacal rant about the dangers of drug abuse. He would then explain that these dangers only applied to average people. That he was far from average. He was a ninja warrior from Mars. He was invincible.

>And then we would drop a piano on him. We thought it was funny. He didn't. Instead, he wanted us to write a heart-warming scene that would set up his return to primetime TV in a new sitcom called The Harpers starring him and Jon Cryer.

>We thought that was funny too.


 No.954950

I have a really sick girl fetish


 No.954951

gandhi had some good ideas

i wish he had succeeded


 No.954952

>Chuck Lorre

>born Charles Michael Levine

huh, why did he change his last name?


 No.954953

>>954950

you are really sick


 No.954954

>>954948

>and also the kid made 2.5 million gambling in vegas, fucked his waifu, and moved to japan

sure, why not

>>954952

does he still have his middle name


 No.954955

>2013: in october, hussie announces hes putting the comic on indefinite hiatus to work on the game, and that it will return with one final massive update containing the rest of act 6 and the entirety of act 7

Did that really happen in 2013? I don't remember that happening until later.


 No.954956

>>954955

he announced it, but that never happened


 No.954957

>>954955

the hiatuses just become a blur for me after all these years


 No.954958

I remember that because I joined hsg in late October, and I thought my first update ever would be the last


 No.954959

>>954956

Yea I meant just the announcement of it.

Also looking at that history of the fandom's fucking weird because 85% of what I think of regarding Homestuck and the Homestuck fanbase happened before Act 6.


 No.954960

how many times was it that he planned everything to have one final update


 No.954961

File: f2ae0d18127d2cd⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 667.04 KB, 1050x591, 350:197, 1464409562483.png)


 No.954962

fucking 8chan spoilers


 No.954963

>i swear you guys. every update on the game we get always thanks us for our "legendary patience" and then you guys all go and comment "where is it hussie?" "its never coming out" "January 2016" and other stuff like that.


 No.954964

>>954952

Levine is a jewish name.


 No.954965

>>954960

well remember that he had already written the ending before he wrote a way to get there


 No.954966

>>954965

what was going through his head when he decided to put in the squared sprites

they obviously werent planned to be there so what happened


 No.954967

>>954966

hussie just wanted to fuck with people


 No.954968

When'd the squared sprites first show up again?


 No.954969

>>954968

frog platform


 No.954970

>>954966

you could ask that about every decision he made for the comic

I think he's a man of lots of ideas, and they might've gotten away from him


 No.954971

>>954967

also this


 No.954972

i don't care what anyone else says, the reunion between nepeta and equius was worth everything he had to do to make it happen

but yeah, he was just doing it to fuck with people


 No.954973

File: d8d5e6e5d4d885e⋯.jpg (218.19 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, CwnIb74XgAAhUYk.jpg)


 No.954974

>>954972

the reunion between nepeta and equius was absolutely not worth killing davesprite


 No.954975

>>954973

mi corazon


 No.954976

>>954973

this is the face of a man who's lied to millions


 No.954977

>>954974

he didn't die though

he became his true self


 No.954978

>>954977

i know you're baiting but eat shit regardless since a lot of people actually think like that


 No.954979

File: 32f00a74c0c6b9e⋯.png (376.26 KB, 640x360, 16:9, i need an adult.png)

File: f8f6de3f99140ef⋯.png (4.05 MB, 2880x1800, 8:5, I NEED AN ADULT.png)

halp


 No.954980

I don't even remember davsprite dying

I think I skimmed most of the end of thecomic

I may have drank too much captain morgan too


 No.954981

>>954979

I AM AN ADULT


 No.954982

File: 34e5f0ae42c80ea⋯.png (519.21 KB, 954x543, 318:181, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.954983

>>954980

presently or when you skimmed the end of the comic


 No.954984

>>954980

well he didn't literally die, he got changed into davepeta which is basically death

also what type of captain morgan you drinking


 No.954985

anyone else think she looks cuter as a teacher


 No.954986

>>954973

hope he falls on a thorn to the neck tbqh


 No.954987

>>954985

she absolutely does


 No.954988

>>954978

you don't know that i'm baiting

you hope that i'm baiting

i stand by what i said in >>954972


 No.954989

>>954988

he didn't die or become his true self, he got merged with nepeta


 No.954990

do you think hussie got into even more legal trouble when piggy leaked the TOG information


 No.954991

>>954983

back then I mean

remember that picture of the pizza and captain morgan in front of my computer with HOMESTUCK GENERAL on the screen?


 No.954992

>>954943

wasn't ghandi a huge womanizer

or was that someone else

I know mother theresa was a massive asshole


 No.954993

>Within hours of Mueller’s appointment on Wednesday, the White House began reviewing the Code of Federal Regulations, which restricts newly hired government lawyers from investigating their prior law firm’s clients for one year after their hiring, the sources said.

>An executive order signed by Trump in January extended that period to two years.

>Mueller’s former law firm, WilmerHale, represents Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, who met with a Russian bank executive in December, and the president’s former campaign manager Paul Manafort, who is a subject of a federal investigation.

they're really not trying to look innocent at all huh


 No.954994

>Scroll says "You take damage if you jump in the air"

>He takes this to think you take damage whenever you jump.

>He somehow never notices how he doesn't take any damage when it's mandatory he has to jump, yet freaks out any time he double jumps or air jumps.


 No.954995

ipgd was probably the worst poster in the history of hsg, and I don't say that lightly

>>954992

I think you're thinking of MLK. Mother Theresa did nothing wrong, she was just against abortion so the left demonized her as literally hitler which is laughable because her name is synonymous with saintlike person the same way Einstein's is with smart person.


 No.954996

what if einstein was secretly retarded

he just made a long string of guesses that all turned out to be right


 No.954997

>>954995

>Mother Theresa did nothing wrong, she was just against abortion so the left demonized her as literally hitler

who's ever demonized her? all I've ever heard is that she lost her faith early on and pretended to be devout to make other people happy


 No.954998

>>954955

>>954956

>>954957

after the Great Doctor Who Hiatus of 1989-2005, not much phases me

>>954961

that movie was bad

>>954995

nah there's something

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Mother_Teresa#Quality_of_medical_care


 No.954999

>>954972

good for you you little shit-taste-haver


 No.955000

>>954998

wikipedia decided to take her image down from the wiki page for Woman and replace it with that tranny from oitnb

So lol if you think I'm clicking that completely non-biased link


 No.955001

>>954979

she's hotter in normal clothes


 No.955002

>>955000

>and replace it with that tranny from oitnb

are you joking or lying, or was this the case at one point?


 No.955003

did anything happen to davepeta after the epic undertale reference


 No.955004

>>955002

it's true, but I don't want to shift through old wiki archives at the moment so you'll just have to take my word for it


 No.955005

>>955003

they died didn't they


 No.955006

File: c73dbd64a3d08ba⋯.png (18.53 KB, 500x323, 500:323, aF2eIG7.png)

>trusting brokenspacebar


 No.955007

>>954999

i hope one day you let go of the hatred you have in your heart

and get better taste


 No.955008

>>955006

he's one of those people who, if I think about them too hard, my head hurts. I just don't understand them. like grant


 No.955009

>>955005

nah theyre with the consort kingdom

unless that was just tavrossprite


 No.955010


 No.955011

>>955007

I'll never let go and my taste is already the best


 No.955012

>>955008

grant's mostly ironic


 No.955013

>>955006

its not hard to tell when he's joking and when he's sincere


 No.955014

no human being should be "mostly ironic"


 No.955015

grant is an enigma


 No.955016

File: be157b99fb77252⋯.png (10.83 KB, 85x89, 85:89, ClipboardImage.png)

>no human being should be "mostly ironic"


 No.955017

my mom managed to braid my hair without me noticing


 No.955018

File: 80b9459fb3f6c05⋯.png (20.33 KB, 813x681, 271:227, thinking face i drew.png)

>bazinga epic


 No.955019

>>955017

that's kind of adorable but also kind of weird

take a picture of it


 No.955020

>>955017

Suuuuure, "without you noticing"


 No.955021

>>955019

no i already unbraided it


 No.955022

>>955016

it becomes impossible to trust anything they say


 No.955023


 No.955024

>>955023

that way of living is not compatible with civilized society


 No.955025

>>955024

the internet is not a civilized society


 No.955026

i still have to suffer through four more games of heroes of the storm tonight


 No.955027

>>955026

are you playing or throwing?


 No.955028

>>955025

it's a forum of interaction between people like any other

interaction between people requires trust


 No.955029

>>955027

I might as well be throwing with my fucking single digit framerate during teamfights


 No.955030

File: f1631031e2a8861⋯.png (168.2 KB, 460x345, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.955031

>>955028

>interaction between people requires trust


 No.955032

does anyone have a torrent or megaupload link for strife 2 or am i going to have to shell out 15 bucks for it.


 No.955033

>>955032

See if /hst/ has anything.

Speaking of, are there any uploads of the official albums still around?


 No.955034

>>955031

well, strictly speaking, it doesn't require it

but to be worth anything you at least have to trust that what they're saying is what they mean

i wish i could find it somewhere but there are 4 or 5 necessities for meaningful interaction and one of them is truth


 No.955035

File: 2a5487097185fe2⋯.png (889.69 KB, 1053x1000, 1053:1000, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.955036

>>955034

ah but you say it's "meaningful" now


 No.955037

>>955036

don't be pedantic

you're right, like i said, strictly speaking basic communication requires nothing else but a mouth making sounds


 No.955038

>>955035

so accurate i assume that this is the design document


 No.955039

File: f326558629b5859⋯.gif (2.21 MB, 540x288, 15:8, wrestling isnt real.gif)


 No.955040

>>955037

>He can't non-verbally communicate

pathetic


 No.955041

>>955039

I fucking love Japanese wrestling


 No.955042

well i broke the shit out of devil survivor

with a move i got like 20 hours of gameplay ago


 No.955043

>>955042

explain


 No.955044

>>955043

Inflicts moderate Almighty damage on random targets. Hits 2-5 times total, max 3 times on one enemy.

no enemies can resist almighty

i wipe out any teammates the boss has, then just use holy dance and shred them like tissue paper


 No.955045

and if by some horrid mistake i run out of mp, there's a 2 mp move that steals hp + mp from enemies and is literally always a huge return in investment


 No.955046

>>955044

>not using any of the almighty attacks as soon as you get them


 No.955047

its ruta


 No.955048

File: 7c0e0346d3f49fd⋯.png (8.5 KB, 438x90, 73:15, tumblr_inline_ookdy1ohuf1t….png)


 No.955049

>>955048

>tumblr

why are they talking about hearthstone general


 No.955050

File: 74e91543b5020a9⋯.png (5.73 KB, 554x192, 277:96, pencil.PNG)

i spend money responsibly


 No.955051

>>955049

i edited it and didnt change the name


 No.955052

>>955044

what attack is that?


 No.955053

you can tell when an edit is mine because i use purple

specifically, gamzee's purple, if i remember to save it in the palette


 No.955054

File: 7dc50305c818fe0⋯.png (580.1 KB, 1200x1700, 12:17, tumblr_oq8f6fHzEi1tu52bjo1….png)


 No.955055

>>955054

nice

who


 No.955056

>>955055

someone's oc


 No.955057

File: 7411ac9b5c62e37⋯.png (1.51 MB, 1280x1803, 1280:1803, tumblr_opm0rpHMaq1tu52bjo1….png)


 No.955058

and now he has a foot fetish


 No.955059

>>955058

hey doze


 No.955060

sako: i don't have a foot fetish

also sako: >>955057


 No.955061

>>955060

did i ever say i didnt have a foot fetish


 No.955062

>>955059

oh has this been a thing? good for you


 No.955063

File: 42d8ccbc2db7ca8⋯.png (514.28 KB, 1280x884, 320:221, tumblr_okk9rq4HVo1tu52bjo1….png)


 No.955064

puffy vulva


 No.955065

demon girls are good shit


 No.955066

File: aa71c7d0d45b456⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [ANE] Arakawa Under the Br….jpg)

File: 7fde6b98226293a⋯.jpg (698.67 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [ANE] Arakawa Under the Br….jpg)

File: 6a790efa42de3be⋯.jpg (745.56 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [ANE] Arakawa Under the Br….jpg)


 No.955067

Akiyuki shinbo is a good director


 No.955068

i miss my dog


 No.955069

>>955066

when did they make a Ristar anime?


 No.955070

the daddyofive person lost custody of all of his kids


 No.955071

>>954884

is that moot?


 No.955072

>>955070

good

i hope those kids are safe and get help


 No.955073

>>955070

is he gonna change his name to daddyofnone


 No.955074

File: 016beae773de169⋯.png (776.12 KB, 750x621, 250:207, ClipboardImage.png)

longdog


 No.955075

File: eb7351715621463⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1280x1804, 320:451, tumblr_opwb2aqMWr1viwff8o1….png)


 No.955076

>>955075

good ran


 No.955077

>>955074

borzoi are faefolk


 No.955078

>>955077

i kind of want one they're very cute

they aren't horrific abominations onto god biology wise are they? pugs and poodles and weiner dogs are just walking bags of disaster


 No.955079

>new hobby: whenever someone says "crap ton" correct them with "krypton"


 No.955080

i’m on marijuana and watching Bob Ross and i realized that Bob Ross was just a Lets Player but for painting


 No.955081

>yfw you realize "krypton" is how aussies and kiwis pronounce "crap ton"


 No.955082

File: 6a2cfb9558f4fb7⋯.png (495.73 KB, 540x720, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.955083

>>955082

this but with commies


 No.955084

>>955080

fuck outta here


 No.955085

>>955083

communist ideology isn't a bad thing, it's just that in practice it fucks up


 No.955086

stalin did nothing wrong


 No.955087

File: 2d35acd40910749⋯.png (106.99 KB, 307x307, 1:1, serveimage.png)


 No.955088

File: fcf3d094e67a9c0⋯.jpg (81.93 KB, 432x432, 1:1, 1492911117088.jpg)


 No.955089

even ideologies that don't inherently call for mass murder can be used to justify mass murder

almost anything can be used to justify almost anything

that's why true change rests not in changing to the correct ideology but changing the people themselves


 No.955090

can you tell i've been reading gandhi


 No.955091

File: 36363a2cea4ec35⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1000x723, 1000:723, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f5ba94ce8e7d842⋯.png (1.16 MB, 850x968, 425:484, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a326e758f6efd94⋯.png (1.34 MB, 850x1205, 170:241, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 980db949178da03⋯.png (765.27 KB, 850x599, 850:599, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.955092

>>955087

>>955088

i didn't say we should keep trying until it works

in theory it's ok, in practice it's bad


 No.955093

>>955086

there are enough people who actually believe this that I can't actually just dismiss this as a shitpost


 No.955094

"in theory it's good and in practice it's bad"

then it's still a good theory

the problem is in the practice, and the people who practice it

change them, and then try the theory again


 No.955095

>>955094

except the cost of another failure of the people who practice it is catastrophic and not really worth the risk


 No.955096

>>955093

whatdya gonna do if it's not a shitpost

cry about it

post memes about how bad stalin was


 No.955097

>>955095

so we will never change and we will die without becoming better

good plan


 No.955098

File: 28afbcdb4a65e2a⋯.png (236.43 KB, 413x380, 413:380, tumblr_inline_o4tn29QG6b1q….png)

>>955092

>in theory it's ok


 No.955099

"true communism has never been practiced", to my knowledge, is correct, but that doesn't mean we should keep on trying for true communism


 No.955100

we shouldn't try again until we have changed the people

but by then i think it will be a foregone conclusion, like marx predicted


 No.955101

File: 8109aa5c3146fee⋯.png (77.91 KB, 1199x259, 1199:259, ClipboardImage.png)

i love my cat son


 No.955102

if people stop accepting violence as necessary or a given then capitalism is impossible


 No.955103

File: 638ab9b40574f96⋯.jpg (172.99 KB, 1680x979, 1680:979, 20170519215300_1.jpg)

File: b4f438f8f86219f⋯.jpg (118.59 KB, 1680x979, 1680:979, 20170519215318_1.jpg)

>building fuckhuge mob grinder

i'm glad as hell i'm not starting at bedrock


 No.955104

>>955081

beer can is how reggae's pronounce bacon

>>955080

>lets players invented the concept of watching someone do something


 No.955105

File: 2c823bbbf4d2379⋯.png (912.03 KB, 952x521, 952:521, ClipboardImage.png)

official game of the jews


 No.955106

>>955104

>that one reggae from GTA IV


 No.955107

>>955104

actually it turns out Bob Ross invented Let's Plays


 No.955108

>>955106

i fucking loved him

i loved how he hotboxed the car like a motherfucker


 No.955109

>>955108

he's great but fuck, man, I need subtitles on to understand what he's saying


 No.955110

>>955109

thats the best thing about him though


 No.955111

I think we should send all the niggers back to africa.

All they do is steal and do drugs


 No.955112

>>955111

send everybody not native to the continent they live on back to their continent of origin

that'll get everybody out of everywhere


 No.955113

>>955112

French people are assholes though.


 No.955114

>>955112

i have more than one "continent of origin" though?


 No.955115

also depending on how far you want to go back everyone is from Africa


 No.955116

File: 72ba916c5c692ca⋯.jpg (227.99 KB, 1680x979, 1680:979, 20170519220322_1.jpg)

>finally get Draconic Evolution

I just wanted to build a fuckhuge power reactor

and I get the most useful item chest ever conceived?!

>>955114

so do I

so do MOST people

that just means that they're dismembered and sent to all applicable continents

>>955115

that's the fucking idea


 No.955117

File: 63142a741f30018⋯.png (499.41 KB, 798x921, 266:307, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ac784573cd553bf⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1280x853, 1280:853, ClipboardImage.png)

stars is cute

cute!


 No.955118

>>955117

thought this was a klurf for a second


 No.955119

>>955117

when did people start saying "stars"

cause I didn't see anybody else say it until after i said it a bunch


 No.955120

File: 75865e86f353cfe⋯.jpg (50.87 KB, 640x960, 2:3, feminism.jpg)

File: 7e84fcfe498bf0a⋯.jpg (84.34 KB, 760x543, 760:543, tumblr_opdxbuafpk1u1w3aqo1….jpg)

File: d6be74f0c7bb415⋯.jpg (73.4 KB, 564x846, 2:3, CgrSyr-WYAIkniG.jpg large.jpg)

File: 09522ede21fbd56⋯.png (363.4 KB, 711x535, 711:535, lq4DU.png)

File: 7175bb6f456eba4⋯.png (1.55 MB, 1280x768, 5:3, tumblr_okcnvdilLI1w4r4nho1….png)


 No.955121

>>955119

i dunno

but i am 100% certain you didn't coin it


 No.955122

see look I can post images from my folders too


 No.955123

>>955116

yea yogs got that a while ago


 No.955124

>>955120

you can't just write things on rubble and pretend they're bad

that one is doubly funny considering all the shit he's trying to take credit for that are a result of obama's policies

what im saying is that conservative political comics suuuuuck


 No.955125

>>955121

I hope I didn't coin it

>>955123

>yogs

they still do minecraft? I mean, stuff that isn't fucking adventure maps?


 No.955126

File: ec493591b86a407⋯.jpg (89.88 KB, 600x429, 200:143, tumblr_oq1vtfY1L91ui29dzo1….jpg)


 No.955127

>>955126

>uranium deal

good god


 No.955128

>>955126

>[email protected]

>reagan

you know...


 No.955129

File: da89f1f4de5d9d7⋯.jpg (214.7 KB, 598x460, 13:10, beavis.jpg)

tfw military base in pubg is too spicy to drop to in solo most of the time


 No.955130

sometimes i forget pubg even has leaning


 No.955131

>>955129

isn't that always super far from the circle tho


 No.955132

>>955131

yeah but it's fuckin lit fam

hella loot

lots of hot and spicy boys ready for action


 No.955133

>>955132

no thanks

i prefer grabbing a single gun and then lying prone in a field in the very center of the circle


 No.955134

first circle moves slower than 0 anyway

if u get stuck in the first blue its your own damn fault


 No.955135

>>955133

betamax strats and much like the real betamax u are going to be left in the dust


 No.955136

i wish they had disabled 3rd person pov so you can't hide behind corners like a weenie


 No.955137

>>955135

i'm routinely top 20 tho

i know it aint good but i'm not great at confrontation yet

my best kills are sniping kills

>>955134

truth


 No.955138

i still jump and wet my pants every time gunshots go off near me

so my ability to react quickly to close, imminent threat is baaaad


 No.955139

>>955125

they haven't done adventure maps in multiple years i think

i can't remember the last one they did, it's got to be at least 2 years ago, probably more


 No.955140

>>955137

a top 20 where u sit in a cornfield with your 95% camo index for half an hour shaking in your yeezys clutching your saiga 12 hoping nobody accidentally runs you over in their dune buggy is not a top 20 at all


 No.955141

File: 04c6a4db3cde716⋯.jpg (84.86 KB, 540x425, 108:85, 04c6a4db3cde7166e5727d8a39….jpg)


 No.955142

depending on the flight path i generally pump to a farther away town and then when invariably overshoot or undershoot (or get spooked because it starts raining men in the area i wanna hit up) i land at a random cluster of bungalows


 No.955143

>>955140

tell that to my points lol

also i dont use the s12


 No.955144

File: a12219475f16a06⋯.jpg (150.53 KB, 600x429, 200:143, tumblr_oq4km6wNBV1w9qs8jo1….jpg)


 No.955145

>>955144

how has no one sat down and explained the uranium del to this guy


 No.955146

File: 98978b6b56f1439⋯.png (552.59 KB, 540x666, 30:37, tumblr_opxto5vERT1w05wiao1….png)

ben is very easy to upset politically


 No.955147


 No.955148

i say, as if they don't obvioulsy know that the uranium deal is nothing, like everything else


 No.955149

i hate new orleans on the pubg map

but i love it

but i hate it

but i love it

its a very complicated relationship


 No.955150

>>955137

>routinely top 20

it's not something to brag about that you rank in the top 20 if you only play solo matches


 No.955151

File: d0a15ca8ed63b3b⋯.jpg (154.41 KB, 540x540, 1:1, tough luck kiddo.jpg)

sit me down and explain deleting 30,000 emails after being served a subpoena lol


 No.955152

>>955151

she paid enough money to the right people to get away with it

that's how it fucking works


 No.955153

>>955151

russians did it


 No.955154

im referring to the city sunk in water with makeshift bridges out of plywood lol


 No.955155

>>955151

if it was illegal someone would be been convicted :^)

explain to me how the uranium deal is a crime


 No.955156

i just drank an energy drink

my brain is going to go nuclear


 No.955157

>looting a house

>hear someone drive up to another house nearby

>run out and jump on their bike

>try and drive away, it's not working

>realize i'm on the backseat

>they come out and shoot me

le sigh


 No.955158

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.955159

>guy on overwatch thinks i do asmrs

im ready to cash in


 No.955160

>>955146

are you confusing me with wonk


 No.955161

>the circle is centered on me

neat


 No.955162

>>955159

Bensmrs when??


 No.955163

>>955157

you'd be that guy that dies 5 minutes into a horror movie lol


 No.955164

gaysmr


 No.955165

>>955163

i'd be the cold open death, yeah


 No.955166

>>955160

yes, I do that very often.

use your capcode


 No.955167

File: 380a164a3b817c1⋯.jpeg (142.89 KB, 1224x1212, 102:101, 1492137405610.jpeg)


 No.955168

i literally ducked into the first two story house i saw, got a shotgun, and am now camping for the rest of this round lol


 No.955169

>>955162

i dont know what ben sounds like but its bad


 No.955170

ben, sako, and wesley all sound the same


 No.955171

listening to that podcast is the worst cuz they're all literally the same voice


 No.955172

>>955171

Listening to the podcast is the worst.


 No.955173

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.955174

>>955170

i can never remember wesleys voice

ive heard it but every time i hear it im like "i aint never heard this dude befreo"


 No.955175

>>955163

in the meantime I'm running around with the group of people like i'm part of them

but in reality i'm like the kid in Identity


 No.955176

File: 2e39fbb340bd579⋯.jpeg (117.72 KB, 300x1566, 50:261, homestuck 2.jpeg)

File: 38f7b2645e3ad6f⋯.jpeg (323.76 KB, 564x5454, 94:909, I-m-So-Proud-Of-You-Son-A….jpeg)


 No.955177

>>955176

>that first comic

fucking ew


 No.955178

File: f932afb4aa6ee33⋯.jpeg (40.69 KB, 500x500, 1:1, epiin.jpeg)


 No.955179

>>955170

do you need hearing


 No.955181


 No.955187

my voice is very nice

the best, actually




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