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do you not fight your shadow in p5, i was kind of looking forward to that


why are all the ps3 copies of p5 so fucking expensive


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digimon a shit



>third pic

she wasnt smiling in the actual panel was she


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it's a good card too, with a good story


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she sort of looks like she's always smiling


i didnt expect mikgazer to be good



nah it was a different panel from those



This is really fucking accurate


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this is the closest I could find so yeah she wasn't smiling


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@drilmagic is a fucking goldmine




>The recovery technique is also of limited value because Windows XP computers weren't affected by last week's major outbreak of WCry.


if i go to bed my modem will overheat


i need internet to sleep



I want MORE


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OH SHIT I found a wild chance cube

do I break it and test my luck?



who are these people

i recognize some


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check out @drilmagic on twitter




Yeah I already consumed this media



royal knights


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haha it gave me the blocks to make a snow golem



the baku one is good


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*shmorks into thread*


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render errors are fucking great for spotting mineshafts

too bad there aren't any here, just caves


why does learning a language have to take so god damn long


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They're pretty consistently sub 100 now.


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do you guys ever get the thing where you're terrified of being alone so you start drinking and bingewatching people play video games


Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA) has formally introduced a bill into Congress that would require Trump to reimburse the government for funds spent on travel to his own properties, such as Mar-a-Lago in Florida and the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ.

Lieu’s bill, the Stop Waste and Misuse by the President (SWAMP) Act, states that Trump’s travel “results in the American taxpayer effectively subsidizing the president’s businesses.” The bill would also require that Trump reimburse the government for Secret Service costs derived from visits to his properties.


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homestuck's unsung hero




maybe it's because i have no friends and no life


de alc fillin me with warmth and happiness


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the LOWAS fire brigade are slightly more unsung


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>swamp act




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Hard to feel bad for fags when they think with their cocks


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wint reminds me of grant


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Guy: *feels positive emotions from helping out the person he loves*

Guy: I don’t understand??? What am I feeling??? Is it… is it horny???? I think it’s horny



he uses "turn on" multiple times

that means being aroused



I will get a Sugar Mama by the end of this year.



he uses "turn on" once


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do you have a problem with federal acronyms



doesn't change my point



im addicted to PUBG



i thought it was funny



you don't know how to read, ha



all the time except i usually smoke instead of drinking




whenever i feel like that I talk to my friends



i used to smoke a shitton too, until i moved to a place where i can't anymore


the god that created silverfish is a vengeful god



I didn't know they were real animals until long after i knew about them from minecraft.


>see a guy go into a house

>see someone else go into the house

>only the second guy leaves

>figure there's no one left in the house

>he pops up and caps my ass with a shotty at the top of the stairs

i jump out of my seat every goddamn time



get sneaked on boo



i hate it im so jumpy



why not just avoid going into houses you've seen people enter



i thought there was no one left and i was gonna vulture whatever was on the corpses



but the corpse would've been picked clean by that guy anyway...



nah see here's my thinking

if the guy who won had worse gear, he'd take the dead guy's gear and leave his own

if he had better gear, he'd leave the dead guy's gear

i was basically looking for weps



the hoarder mentality...



im not a hoarder i needed a gun

i had a pistol with 15 magazines left



i've accepted being alone


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>tfw you're more pathetic than sako



dont insult dril, you bitch



you're not



Explain how that's possible



i've got no frienderinos except a guy who's doing his best to become a rapist



fucking how




so really

no friends




at least i've got hsg though ;v))


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is my purple son



looks gay fam


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can't keep down the clown :oD


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


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not clicking


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i don't think they know what a "witch hunt" is


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the pistol in pubg is effectively worthless



picking a pistol up is actually such a waste of my time i don't bother

i would rather my fists because if i'm dying either way i'd rather the low odds i land the superman fist that knocks them out in one blow


i also want to find the crossbow more

i found it one time but then i immediately found a sniper and an ak and i wouldn't let myself have 2 slow firing guns so i had to leave it


my big toe was stung and now it's swollen

kill me


which game has the best crossbow that you can think of



there's a crossbow???

the closest ive come to a sniper is a m16 with an 8x



half life 2



yeah that was gonna be my pick

more games should let you bounce shots against the terrain



there is a crossbow


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im curious to see how virtual youtubers advance



nuclear throne


If there isn’t a titty slider in Sonic Forces it means that Sonic Team is a bunch of HYPOCRITES because they gave Rouge the Bat Big Ass Titties and we should be able to do the same





HL2's crossbow was fucking perfect


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help im in love with an internet meme man


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>cute black girl called me buddy a bunch of times and talked about the time we hung out at mcdonald's at 2am like a year ago






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>black girl



do you have more 3 am gamzees


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is this loss




fucking thank you ive been looking for this one for literally ever



she looked mulatto in my epic defense


>Gungeon half off

should I buy it? I've done like 90% of the game off of steam sharing


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is that a scar or mange


honestly i liked flowey better as an extremely malicious and spiteful flower monster w/out the tragic goatboy backstory

i didn't want him to seem redeemable at all but i guess everything in that game was supposed to be



i think a scar maybe? he has it in most of the panels


>ended up buying the platinum trophy in nier automata

i can only hope i won't feel regret for doing this

I'll come back for the Emil boss regardless



i dont like this



goatboy backstory was needed

without it, flowey ends up being a bad guy for no reason



what's the matter you don't like happy sex?


>might hit up the shitty dj i know because he hangs out with buddygirl




you bitch


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well it's a thing, for sure



probably got hurt by a human

what's the au




neat premise

cute chara




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yep, very cute chara


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hey valve sort of remembered that tf2 exists


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Kharazim seems like a character I'd play a lot if this laptop could actually run hots at a decent framerate


my favorite thing about undertale is how blooky is the reason you win



that hair is so good

that face is also so good



He just doesn't contribute anything, he doesn't help you win.


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It is, it's maybe my favorite design for Chara.


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i didnt say he helped

i said he was the reason



eyes remind me of itachi


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looks like she had a bad day


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what happens if i start telling people on the 'Net that i'm a transboy



they'll start thinking you're a transboy



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oh hey

shaft animated this



no yea, It's Shaft

I didn't really notice until the head tilts either



i kind of thought it was shaft when i noticed the incredibly wide aspect ratio in the beginning of the episode

they like doing that too



Tell me how you like the OP


the opening scenes of nisemonogatari are framed in a 2.9:1 Aspect ratio

the widest aspect ratio for film was 2.76:1

i may not like all of shaft's adaptations but i respect them as animators and Akiyuki Shinbo as a director


let the gay skeleton kid rest


It’s an aspect ratio that’s suited for panoramic photography, not meant to be screened on television.

For reference: The widest and still used aspect ratio for films is 2.76:1 which is a 70mm film aspect ratio and was last used on The Hateful Eight and before that was used on Khartoum and Battle of the Bulge back in the ‘50s and 60s.


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christ almighty



His dad's very serious about never owing anyone anything.


i'm spinning my fidget spinner


god i love shmorky


I Cant Believe Its Friday Already


/asp/ is funnier when you dont know the meaning of all their mene buzzwords


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She looks better than Asuka but I tried to cum for her and I didn't get the same pleasure I get when I shoot everything I've got for the empress, when I look into her eyes and my cock takes over with an eruption of cum, thick ropes cover her rhythmically and it seems lasting forever, nothing else exist other than her and my cock, deep pleasure until the last spurt when I finally get back to this dimension and I feel nothing but full satisfaction, I'm content and grateful, I feel strong and proud with my big cock still hard as diamonds pointing to the sky




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le... me


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i'm watching porn on YouTube



the absolute madman


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goo night hsg


wwhens jasper comin back





>jasper's out

>the next Big* Villain Gem is topaz

this fucking sucks

*big as in size not role


>tell boss that I've finished the work he assigned me and I'm ready for something else

>he tells me not to bother, saying that the project is cancelled and rushes past out the room

>remember him mentioning last week that we need the money from this job to keep the company afloat

Uh oh


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grant why didn't you mention this character in mha


steamworld heist (steam, just forgot to use the gift link)



i wish i'd tried harder in school

would it have made a difference to my current situation? who knows, but at least i'd feel better about things


*tilts head so hard it causes my neck to snap*





I crack my knuckles too much


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[action bronson voice] it's me



I did really well in school and it was college/uni where I really dropped the ball.


>bend down

>feel my fat rolls pressing against each other

unepic feel


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I lost 75 pounds


i gained weight but it's all muscle

c-could this be the 'gains' /fit/ is always talking about...?


i've gained at least 10kg since May 2016


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i agree with mr ohayo

put the pressure on those cheap con artist pricks

ive paid for chicken noodle soup damn you


why can't millennials be bothered to cook their own chicken soup...


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who wants to cook some soup with me



that muffin was disappointing

it was more like a non-frosted cupcake

i wanted a goddamn muffin

note to self: firebomb the lying wench's bakery


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I need to buy weed again!!!


>buying weed


>pirating weed

you're going to double jail



>literally nothing that you're looking(?) for

seems like a nice person


>pirating weed from cartel terrorists

dude how many layers of prison are you on rn


Should you read Homestuck?

That isnt a joke.
Andrew hussie has ruined my life. I am terrified of stairs, and buckets, and nicki Minaj. I cant even read a goddamn horoscope anymore. My life is a joke. As i say this i see a clown in my mind swimming in a pool full of bike horns and faygo, and he could probably climb out of my imagination and kill me at any moment. He wants to bludgeon me to death with bowling pins and i think i have to let him. I think i want to…


Should you read Homestuck?

That isnt a joke.
Andrew hussie has ruined my life. I am terrified of stairs, and buckets, and nicki Minaj. I cant even read a goddamn horoscope anymore. My life is a joke. As i say this i see a clown in my mind swimming in a pool full of bike horns and faygo, and he could probably climb out of my imagination and kill me at any moment. He wants to bludgeon me to death with bowling pins and i think i have to let him. I think i want to…




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She's losing her other leg and I'm not sure whether to feel aroused as well as sad


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that would be pretty irredeemably terrible but yknow

i guess if your dong feels like it needs to take a stand thats hardly your business



>sexy border patrol guard momiji



how is president trump general on pol doing, anyway



I'm making the best of a bad sitch


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pretty good it seems




while she loses another leg she can be comforted by the thought that at least her cousin finds her sexier


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help this frog is cute


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metastuck the 2nd coming



No shit, she's the best girl




Whoops, I was debating writing a disparaging post about cletus and done quoted the wrong fella.



Or how about we let them carry cooler guns and intimidate these kids who bring guns to English 101


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I like cute wolves



She is the best girl! I love her and hopefully she gets better soon!


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hidden gems bundle

this seems worth 14 bucks


you don't "get better" from having no legs clet


although i wish to god you could so that you would leave that poor girl alone


damn her other leg is getting taken off

can i still get horny...?


fast forward to a year later, cletus is coming himself after learning that his cousin might lose her arms



you misunderstood him

it makes him hornier


i want shadow warrior 2


okhlos was fun but i never wanted to play it past the first run through


Why does the other leg need to go?


cousin fucker staring at what's left of his cousin: a futurama-esque head in a jar

"le yes...this is epic"



Cum in her fishbowl



She's getting the amputation because she's not well idiot


Heterotrophic ossification and a recurring sore


I dare you to google image that shit


just invent her some dope ass robot legs

or what....are u a fucking moron???


why does he fuck his cousin



So she was growing some extra bone matter in her leg and it was giving her a sore?

Sounds painful.



Well it doesn't hurt her since she can't feel it but she was loosing a lot of weight and it's dangerous to have an infection that deep in your bod



why not


who here is good with computer stuff and wants to help me with computer stuff



what do you need help with


I fell down the stairs last night and im still sore

at least my dog is okay



Two desperate fuckheads.

One a decaying veteran, the other a shut-in who jacks off to cartoons.



did your stairs give out too



were you fine after falling through the floor



would you fuck your cousin

knowing you it seems like it'd be a resounding "yea"



Damn how many steps??

Was it your uncle's craftmanship again?




my dog was sleeping on one of the top steps

i didn't see her because it was night and she's got mostly black fur, so i slipped on her and then fell on my back and slid all the way down

my back is incredibly sore



I'm looking to start upgrading my computer soon, but I don't know what should take priority, and what I should replace first and what not.

I've got a gtx 1060, i5 4460, a solid state drive with no hard drive (probably the first thing I'm gonna get tbh), hyperx 2x 4GB ram, and one of those small motherboards, I think they're called microatx or something, not positive.




get a 2tb hard drive and more ram


what a faggot



umm speaking against relationships with your family is very islamophobic o_O




What clet said, you need more ram.



ram, but you can't ignore more hdd space

also your computer is way better than mine already


endless self-confidence



I thought this was going to be based on the prey game.....



16 gb is ideal, actually


oh also I'd like to get a better monitor eventually cause this one is only 1080, but that can wait. Ram first and then a hard drive sounds like the plan


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post comptuers

(cpu is slightly overclocked to 3520 mhz instead of 3200)


I made sponge wew! Wew!



my ram timing is actually 11-11-11-28 now

i think overclocking did that somehow but i dont know how or why or what it actually means

i also ahve a second monitor i never use, an aoc 2216Vw


I just remembered that there's this girl on campus that I vaguely know who is missing a leg and makes jokes about being into incest.



got two kills in PUBG lads

one peson was afk in a basement

and the other was hiding on the wrong side of his truck in the middle of an open field


how do you get a nice readout like this








And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad

The dream in which im farting are the best I've ever had



Is she blonde and shy and 10 years older than you?



She's brunette, sassy, and 3 years younger than I am.


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'Snot her


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Also Flamedramon is objectively the best (and also the only good) digimon


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Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with computers


if you didn't cry when omniomon formed fuck you


hpow'd that extra o get in there


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thread theme


the good thing about american digimon music is that it doesn't seem as out of place for a show about digital monsters fighting



except for the theme song, you mean


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hey that's Takehito Koyasu




the theme song is great, you shut your whore mouth


it's raining





>digital monsters

>digimon are the ultimate

for like four minutes

that's trash


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it's champions


time for dinner spaghett


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its okay to fuck digimon as long as they look humanish right



ah, yes, that one american apparel ad



all of them have human intelligence so



Yeah but why is she crying



sako loves tortured girls


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sometimes life is difficult cletus


and no i dont have anything besides what ive already posted



what ad


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its okay to fuck pokemon as long as they look humanish right


its okay to fuck pigs as long as they look humanish right


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its okay to fuck monsters as long as they are Pixies



i think the jury is still out on pokemon intelligence

they probably have human intelligence

remember the harkness rule: human intel and physical/mental/emotional maturity


if i breathe or stretch wrong it feels like im going to die



this is epic


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what counts as human intelligence



i'm pretty sure that rule means it isn't ethical to fuck shoggoths



intelligence on par with an average human that can be considered able to consent




pokemon obviously understand english perfectly

but do they ever do math? do they need to? do pokemon have a concept of art, or a society beyond herd instinct?


im starting to hate devil survivor

>every physical demon fuses from magic demons

>every magic demon fuses from physical demons

>u can't fuse that much because summoning from the compendium costs figuratively millions of dollars


i'd say just to avoid problems that fucking pokemon is off limits

well, clearly not for sako and cletus but for normal people



so basically only psychic types are human intelligence?



i believe xlr is also a pokemon fucker

and i know wesley was, and once a pokemon fucker always a pokemon fucker so still is


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u will die


shark needs to draw more tsareena


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>that muscled chick


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hey, i brought up fucking humanoid digimon

wesley is the one that posted the pokemon he wanted to fuck




y'all mind if i *grab2 diick2*



yeah the fusion system was pretty garbage

I never played DS2, so I don't know if they addressed that



im on day 7 and im just fucking done with this

either i grind out a few dozen free battles or i have half my party with shit demons that don't do anything


My Bloody Valentine is okay


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what's wrong with grinding

you were fine with shiny chaining a lot



what did they mean by this



the pig



that was essentially mindless, a sequence of those little bobbing head bird things could have done it



isn't that worse



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>eating pussy



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this show needs to mcfucking die

but honestly i cant believe this didn't happen sooner



the scooby gang is the glue that holds the multiverse together

they've been in fucking everything



i cant tell which show you're talking about



it's like the st. elsewhere 'verse



fuck you scooby doo is great

supernatural sucks ass and should've stopped at season 5




i watched shit and my hands found the pokemon themselves


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scooby doo homestuck crossover



this is fucking epic


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>the Emoji movie is another "loser doesnt want to conform to society/status quo" movie



as if it could be worse


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id pay 612.11 dollars for it



this is avery good video



Time to put min min in the bin bin



i dont get it because i know nothing about arms


i want Dragon Dogma 2 to be announce at E3 so i can drink the tears of DMCfags


DmC wasn't a bad game


I dream of a bankrupt Capcom.


i reallyought to finish that "mage rose steals the kings wife" playthrough of dd



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*noclips through the floor*


*noclips down the stairs*


i really wanna play team games in pubg but i won't be able to

feels brad, man


its so hot the cat is just kind of laying in random spots on the floor instead of her bed



No I'm pretty sure you clipped every step.



i did and my back still hurts from it


I was supposed to cut down some more trees this weekend too but my back is fucked



Congrats anon!!


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it's epic, probably



smebone tell me how bad my computer is




I'm pretty sure most pokemon have around "human" intelligence and presumably all understand human speech (you call out attacks, after all), it's just that most of them can't talk back in human speech, outside of some psychic ones.


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oh wow sans undertale looks like thaaat????




it sure is a laptop



this sucks

why did you save it



so i can post it here and see the reactions

nothing more, nothing less


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There are much worse things you could post for (You)s.



What do you think of Arakawa's OP



it's good



i'm not gonna actively look for terrible art


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You don't have to look for it, most of the time.


It's very good. The S2 OP is nowhere near as good but it's still ok.


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what is that


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>ecto skin, tissue, and organs


The Duolingo Japanese course doesn't even teach grammar




a mod to replace big dog with big raven






is this the new shitting dick nipples


I dread eventually getting to the point where' I'll have to talk with actual japanese people regularly in order to attain actual fluency.

I can't even talk to people who speak the same language as me.


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second life continues to be some crazy shit


>DRM protected virtual food



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Well that came out of nowhere



I don't know the situation very well but I think the thing is that he made the rabbits and the food for them, but now he can't continue to sell the food for some legal reason.



there's a short story kinda like this

"the life cycle of software objects"

it's pretty intense

imagine this if the rabbits were simple AIs and people extremeley dedicated to keeping them alive



was that series any good



so is this a movie or a third season or what

i only watched season 1



season one was pretty good

i heard s2 was kind of shit



It was alright. Season 2 felt unnecessary and kinda fucked with the ending of the first one.


Movie set after S2



this is the future monsanto wants


There really was no reason to make a second season of Chu2 besides "holy shit we want more money"



to be fair that's a lot of seasons

though why did they put out snk s2 4 years after people liked it


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Yea but they're never going to get to that.

Just like how pretty much everything in blood lad past the anime is mediocre.



why tho



to be fair, that was probably the reason behind season 1 as well



the guy worked under the nobles but secretly hated them and thought of ways to torture them if they ever got deposed

and then they did



and so he got to enact his strangely thought out revenge



Summarize SnK in 10 words



fart poop pee doo doo not as bad as homestuck



the titans are jews the humans are all some nazis



japan needs to stop being isolated and kill the jews



Wow they really went crazy with allegories


no fucking way

you're lying, that's actually from the manga?



the chosen people are fighting using mechas made of flesh



would it be safe to call them... golems


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but golems are made of clay



what part are you referring to


ah fuck

and i had just gotten used to igor's new voice, too




yeah it's from the manga

if you don't believe it you check it yourself




I expected igor's voice to be a lot different than it was, is is p5 voice new?


is his*


>hear a guy drive up to the house i just looted

>cock a grenade

>as he's walking back up to the car, lob it

i wish i hadn't wasted it by immediately killing myself with his car


he had a crossbow too!

what a nice coincidence

shame i never got to kill anyone with it


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>playing early access games


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>stop having fun, you mongs


early access is a scam



they just copied the south park ep

u dont digest food in reverse



how do u know

have you tried it



i really like this pic


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I'm thinking of buying a new couch. Which one do you guys think looks better?



nasty shit


WASHINGTON — President Trump told Russian officials in the Oval Office this month that firing the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, had relieved “great pressure” on him, according to a document summarizing the meeting.

“I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job,” Mr. Trump said, according to the document, which was read to The New York Times by an American official. “I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.”

Mr. Trump added, “I’m not under investigation.”



the one that looks like a burlap sack


I like the plaid one but its hard to match it with other furniture. The second one looks like it might be tougher to clean, though.

Hmm, decisions decisions


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>Mr. Trump added, “I’m not under investigation.”


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he won over 500 electoral votes, too


1 billion people came to his inauguration


he made america great again



he reminded us all of a better time in American history



so, Jim Comey is testifying sometime in June. How do you think the "crazy nut job" comment is going to affect his testimony



>firing the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, had relieved “great pressure” on him

>I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.



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ben parks on the sidewalk



so does everyone else bsb I don't know why you've started shitposting about this



the big thing about obstruction is that they have to get a serious sense of his mindset when he did things like "joke around" with comey about flynn's investigation, fire comey, etc

this says a lot about what he was thinking when he did it



>everyone else

not exactly



Of the ~20 or so cars that I've seen park on this street in the past week almost all of them have pakred on the sidewalk if there isn't room in a driveway.

Why would you park in the road? That doesn't even make any sense, not to mention if someone parked on both sides of the road it'd be annoying to people trying to drive down the road.



parking slighty on the sidewalk is a lot different then completely obstructing over half the sidewalk with your fucking SUV


we're not saying park in the middle ofthe street, dingus. Just off to the side so people can drive past you and pedestrians dont have to walk on your lawn


is this what people in the suburbs are actually like


how fucking small are your roads anyway


Even when I drive through actual large towns people don't fucking park on the sidewalk, they park on the road

and nobody has trouble driving on the road


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man look at all these fucking crazy people


I'm the best driver. Everyone always says I'm a terrific driver. So, believe me there's no problem, with my driving.


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also this is my mom parking


louisiana is fuckin weird


The nissan sentra is such a gormless looking car


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i was surprised to learn that there were laws outside of the city where you aren't supposed to have alcohol in public, it seems incredibly stupid to care about if it's seen or not

we literally have drive through daiquiri places, there's one a few minutes away from me and when I was younger my parents would frequently get some from there


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Whoever parked that elentra is fucking retarded



or the state, i don't remember

anyway who fucking cares if you drink in public, if you do something stupid while drunk that's your own fault


blame MADD for stupid anti-alcohol laws


no sir I can't sell you a beer in a bottle at this baseball game, it has to be in a clear plastic cup


because if you got drunk and threwit onto the field, some jew lawyer will sue everyone involved and we would be liable. What do you expect, freedom to enjoy yourself? God bless the USA, sir


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i got a fair amout of money for graduation

i also got a ps4, 2 games, and an SD card


You can't even have a party at the beach because some cop will roll up and starting throwing out orders.

"Pour that beer in the sand. Put that cigarette out. Put that dog on a leash. Turn the radio down. Stop throwing that frisbee. Here's a $1000 ticket. Enjoy your Fourth of July."



Too bad you don't live in Louisiana bsb.


*takes a beer outside*

*gets arrested*


Smoker Girl was telling me the other day about how her job at this fancy restaurant doesn't let people have wine bottles on the tables outside. Even if they brought their own bottle for corkage, the police won't let it sit on the table, it has to be kept inside by the waiters or they'd lose their liquor license.

California sucks


Oh also they were televizing the removal of Lee's statue since it's taking so long.

The waitress at the po-boy place we were at was talking about how she wanted to assassinate the mayor because of the removal of the statue.


And keep in mind I live in orange county, the most conservative place in california. A little beacon of sanity in this pozzed-out fuckhole of a state,and even here we have faggot jerry brown telling us what to do all the time, what kind of eco-friendly shopping bags we have to use at the store.


anywhere but here

except maybe NY or DC



Convenient, since I live in new orleans, the most liberal place in Louisiana, and I think the south as a whole. A little beacon of sanity in The South.


well I guess the terrible parking is explained by you being drunk off drive-through daiquiris all the time.



you can't drink them while driving silly


I will paypal you $10 as a graduation gift if you go to that car with the stupid rescue dog sticker and key it off



I don't think it's still here, also no.


maybe ill fly down there and do it myself after I bang the po-boy waitress


I don't know if they just aren't home or if they were attending a party but that car isn't here currently.


let me suck your cock, dude


I'd rather let vfan suck it


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she does live in san deigo, right?



am i missing something re: ohya?

people seem to hate her a lot



ohya who


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drunk reporter



thought this was kanaya for a split second


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you ever see a cat or dog nursing, and the runt of the litter is running around on each side of his littermates trying to get at some food, but there are no openings available?

That, but with ben trying to get past egghead to suck my dick



I could just show her the picture of her with redwood and she'd cry.


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girl fetishists pls leaf


the david attenborough gandhi movie is beautiful


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Why do we say "eat the rich" when we could be saying "voregeoisie"?


which troll is the eat the rich to terezi's destroy the goy


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>romantic boat ride with yusuke


>2 and a half men ended with charlie sheen never having died in the first place, just his crazy gf kept him locked up in a basement for years, and also the kid made 2.5 million gambling in vegas, fucked his waifu, and moved to japan

>Charlie sheen escapes, attempts to return to the house, but is then killed by a falling piano dropped by series producer chuck lorre, who then says "Winning!" and is also killed by a falling piano

well, that's one way to end a series



>I know a lot of you might be disappointed that you didn't get to see Charlie Sheen in tonight's finale. For the record, he was offered a role. Our idea was to have him walk up to the front door in the last scene, ring the doorbell, then turn, look directly into the camera and go off on a maniacal rant about the dangers of drug abuse. He would then explain that these dangers only applied to average people. That he was far from average. He was a ninja warrior from Mars. He was invincible.

>And then we would drop a piano on him. We thought it was funny. He didn't. Instead, he wanted us to write a heart-warming scene that would set up his return to primetime TV in a new sitcom called The Harpers starring him and Jon Cryer.

>We thought that was funny too.


I have a really sick girl fetish


gandhi had some good ideas

i wish he had succeeded


>Chuck Lorre

>born Charles Michael Levine

huh, why did he change his last name?



you are really sick



>and also the kid made 2.5 million gambling in vegas, fucked his waifu, and moved to japan

sure, why not


does he still have his middle name


>2013: in october, hussie announces hes putting the comic on indefinite hiatus to work on the game, and that it will return with one final massive update containing the rest of act 6 and the entirety of act 7

Did that really happen in 2013? I don't remember that happening until later.



he announced it, but that never happened



the hiatuses just become a blur for me after all these years


I remember that because I joined hsg in late October, and I thought my first update ever would be the last



Yea I meant just the announcement of it.

Also looking at that history of the fandom's fucking weird because 85% of what I think of regarding Homestuck and the Homestuck fanbase happened before Act 6.


how many times was it that he planned everything to have one final update


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fucking 8chan spoilers


>i swear you guys. every update on the game we get always thanks us for our "legendary patience" and then you guys all go and comment "where is it hussie?" "its never coming out" "January 2016" and other stuff like that.



Levine is a jewish name.



well remember that he had already written the ending before he wrote a way to get there



what was going through his head when he decided to put in the squared sprites

they obviously werent planned to be there so what happened



hussie just wanted to fuck with people


When'd the squared sprites first show up again?



frog platform



you could ask that about every decision he made for the comic

I think he's a man of lots of ideas, and they might've gotten away from him



also this


i don't care what anyone else says, the reunion between nepeta and equius was worth everything he had to do to make it happen

but yeah, he was just doing it to fuck with people


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the reunion between nepeta and equius was absolutely not worth killing davesprite



mi corazon



this is the face of a man who's lied to millions



he didn't die though

he became his true self



i know you're baiting but eat shit regardless since a lot of people actually think like that


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I don't even remember davsprite dying

I think I skimmed most of the end of thecomic

I may have drank too much captain morgan too





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presently or when you skimmed the end of the comic



well he didn't literally die, he got changed into davepeta which is basically death

also what type of captain morgan you drinking


anyone else think she looks cuter as a teacher



hope he falls on a thorn to the neck tbqh



she absolutely does



you don't know that i'm baiting

you hope that i'm baiting

i stand by what i said in >>954972



he didn't die or become his true self, he got merged with nepeta


do you think hussie got into even more legal trouble when piggy leaked the TOG information



back then I mean

remember that picture of the pizza and captain morgan in front of my computer with HOMESTUCK GENERAL on the screen?



wasn't ghandi a huge womanizer

or was that someone else

I know mother theresa was a massive asshole


>Within hours of Mueller’s appointment on Wednesday, the White House began reviewing the Code of Federal Regulations, which restricts newly hired government lawyers from investigating their prior law firm’s clients for one year after their hiring, the sources said.

>An executive order signed by Trump in January extended that period to two years.

>Mueller’s former law firm, WilmerHale, represents Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, who met with a Russian bank executive in December, and the president’s former campaign manager Paul Manafort, who is a subject of a federal investigation.

they're really not trying to look innocent at all huh


>Scroll says "You take damage if you jump in the air"

>He takes this to think you take damage whenever you jump.

>He somehow never notices how he doesn't take any damage when it's mandatory he has to jump, yet freaks out any time he double jumps or air jumps.


ipgd was probably the worst poster in the history of hsg, and I don't say that lightly


I think you're thinking of MLK. Mother Theresa did nothing wrong, she was just against abortion so the left demonized her as literally hitler which is laughable because her name is synonymous with saintlike person the same way Einstein's is with smart person.


what if einstein was secretly retarded

he just made a long string of guesses that all turned out to be right



>Mother Theresa did nothing wrong, she was just against abortion so the left demonized her as literally hitler

who's ever demonized her? all I've ever heard is that she lost her faith early on and pretended to be devout to make other people happy





after the Great Doctor Who Hiatus of 1989-2005, not much phases me


that movie was bad


nah there's something




good for you you little shit-taste-haver



wikipedia decided to take her image down from the wiki page for Woman and replace it with that tranny from oitnb

So lol if you think I'm clicking that completely non-biased link



she's hotter in normal clothes



>and replace it with that tranny from oitnb

are you joking or lying, or was this the case at one point?


did anything happen to davepeta after the epic undertale reference



it's true, but I don't want to shift through old wiki archives at the moment so you'll just have to take my word for it



they died didn't they


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>trusting brokenspacebar



i hope one day you let go of the hatred you have in your heart

and get better taste



he's one of those people who, if I think about them too hard, my head hurts. I just don't understand them. like grant



nah theyre with the consort kingdom

unless that was just tavrossprite




I'll never let go and my taste is already the best



grant's mostly ironic



its not hard to tell when he's joking and when he's sincere


no human being should be "mostly ironic"


grant is an enigma


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>no human being should be "mostly ironic"


my mom managed to braid my hair without me noticing


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>bazinga epic



that's kind of adorable but also kind of weird

take a picture of it



Suuuuure, "without you noticing"



no i already unbraided it



it becomes impossible to trust anything they say




that way of living is not compatible with civilized society



the internet is not a civilized society


i still have to suffer through four more games of heroes of the storm tonight



are you playing or throwing?



it's a forum of interaction between people like any other

interaction between people requires trust



I might as well be throwing with my fucking single digit framerate during teamfights


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>interaction between people requires trust


does anyone have a torrent or megaupload link for strife 2 or am i going to have to shell out 15 bucks for it.



See if /hst/ has anything.

Speaking of, are there any uploads of the official albums still around?



well, strictly speaking, it doesn't require it

but to be worth anything you at least have to trust that what they're saying is what they mean

i wish i could find it somewhere but there are 4 or 5 necessities for meaningful interaction and one of them is truth


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ah but you say it's "meaningful" now



don't be pedantic

you're right, like i said, strictly speaking basic communication requires nothing else but a mouth making sounds



so accurate i assume that this is the design document


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>He can't non-verbally communicate




I fucking love Japanese wrestling


well i broke the shit out of devil survivor

with a move i got like 20 hours of gameplay ago






Inflicts moderate Almighty damage on random targets. Hits 2-5 times total, max 3 times on one enemy.

no enemies can resist almighty

i wipe out any teammates the boss has, then just use holy dance and shred them like tissue paper


and if by some horrid mistake i run out of mp, there's a 2 mp move that steals hp + mp from enemies and is literally always a huge return in investment



>not using any of the almighty attacks as soon as you get them


its ruta


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why are they talking about hearthstone general


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i spend money responsibly



i edited it and didnt change the name



what attack is that?


you can tell when an edit is mine because i use purple

specifically, gamzee's purple, if i remember to save it in the palette


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someone's oc


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and now he has a foot fetish



hey doze


sako: i don't have a foot fetish

also sako: >>955057



did i ever say i didnt have a foot fetish



oh has this been a thing? good for you


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puffy vulva


demon girls are good shit


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Akiyuki shinbo is a good director


i miss my dog



when did they make a Ristar anime?


the daddyofive person lost custody of all of his kids



is that moot?




i hope those kids are safe and get help



is he gonna change his name to daddyofnone


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good ran



borzoi are faefolk



i kind of want one they're very cute

they aren't horrific abominations onto god biology wise are they? pugs and poodles and weiner dogs are just walking bags of disaster


>new hobby: whenever someone says "crap ton" correct them with "krypton"


i’m on marijuana and watching Bob Ross and i realized that Bob Ross was just a Lets Player but for painting


>yfw you realize "krypton" is how aussies and kiwis pronounce "crap ton"


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this but with commies



fuck outta here



communist ideology isn't a bad thing, it's just that in practice it fucks up


stalin did nothing wrong


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even ideologies that don't inherently call for mass murder can be used to justify mass murder

almost anything can be used to justify almost anything

that's why true change rests not in changing to the correct ideology but changing the people themselves


can you tell i've been reading gandhi


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i didn't say we should keep trying until it works

in theory it's ok, in practice it's bad



there are enough people who actually believe this that I can't actually just dismiss this as a shitpost


"in theory it's good and in practice it's bad"

then it's still a good theory

the problem is in the practice, and the people who practice it

change them, and then try the theory again



except the cost of another failure of the people who practice it is catastrophic and not really worth the risk



whatdya gonna do if it's not a shitpost

cry about it

post memes about how bad stalin was



so we will never change and we will die without becoming better

good plan


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>in theory it's ok


"true communism has never been practiced", to my knowledge, is correct, but that doesn't mean we should keep on trying for true communism


we shouldn't try again until we have changed the people

but by then i think it will be a foregone conclusion, like marx predicted


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i love my cat son


if people stop accepting violence as necessary or a given then capitalism is impossible


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>building fuckhuge mob grinder

i'm glad as hell i'm not starting at bedrock



beer can is how reggae's pronounce bacon


>lets players invented the concept of watching someone do something


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official game of the jews



>that one reggae from GTA IV



actually it turns out Bob Ross invented Let's Plays



i fucking loved him

i loved how he hotboxed the car like a motherfucker



he's great but fuck, man, I need subtitles on to understand what he's saying



thats the best thing about him though


I think we should send all the niggers back to africa.

All they do is steal and do drugs



send everybody not native to the continent they live on back to their continent of origin

that'll get everybody out of everywhere



French people are assholes though.



i have more than one "continent of origin" though?


also depending on how far you want to go back everyone is from Africa


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>finally get Draconic Evolution

I just wanted to build a fuckhuge power reactor

and I get the most useful item chest ever conceived?!


so do I

so do MOST people

that just means that they're dismembered and sent to all applicable continents


that's the fucking idea


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stars is cute




thought this was a klurf for a second



when did people start saying "stars"

cause I didn't see anybody else say it until after i said it a bunch


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i dunno

but i am 100% certain you didn't coin it


see look I can post images from my folders too



yea yogs got that a while ago



you can't just write things on rubble and pretend they're bad

that one is doubly funny considering all the shit he's trying to take credit for that are a result of obama's policies

what im saying is that conservative political comics suuuuuck



I hope I didn't coin it



they still do minecraft? I mean, stuff that isn't fucking adventure maps?


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>uranium deal

good god





you know...


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tfw military base in pubg is too spicy to drop to in solo most of the time


sometimes i forget pubg even has leaning



isn't that always super far from the circle tho



yeah but it's fuckin lit fam

hella loot

lots of hot and spicy boys ready for action



no thanks

i prefer grabbing a single gun and then lying prone in a field in the very center of the circle


first circle moves slower than 0 anyway

if u get stuck in the first blue its your own damn fault



betamax strats and much like the real betamax u are going to be left in the dust


i wish they had disabled 3rd person pov so you can't hide behind corners like a weenie



i'm routinely top 20 tho

i know it aint good but i'm not great at confrontation yet

my best kills are sniping kills




i still jump and wet my pants every time gunshots go off near me

so my ability to react quickly to close, imminent threat is baaaad



they haven't done adventure maps in multiple years i think

i can't remember the last one they did, it's got to be at least 2 years ago, probably more



a top 20 where u sit in a cornfield with your 95% camo index for half an hour shaking in your yeezys clutching your saiga 12 hoping nobody accidentally runs you over in their dune buggy is not a top 20 at all


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depending on the flight path i generally pump to a farther away town and then when invariably overshoot or undershoot (or get spooked because it starts raining men in the area i wanna hit up) i land at a random cluster of bungalows



tell that to my points lol

also i dont use the s12


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how has no one sat down and explained the uranium del to this guy


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ben is very easy to upset politically



i say, as if they don't obvioulsy know that the uranium deal is nothing, like everything else


i hate new orleans on the pubg map

but i love it

but i hate it

but i love it

its a very complicated relationship



>routinely top 20

it's not something to brag about that you rank in the top 20 if you only play solo matches


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sit me down and explain deleting 30,000 emails after being served a subpoena lol



she paid enough money to the right people to get away with it

that's how it fucking works



russians did it


im referring to the city sunk in water with makeshift bridges out of plywood lol



if it was illegal someone would be been convicted :^)

explain to me how the uranium deal is a crime


i just drank an energy drink

my brain is going to go nuclear


>looting a house

>hear someone drive up to another house nearby

>run out and jump on their bike

>try and drive away, it's not working

>realize i'm on the backseat

>they come out and shoot me

le sigh


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>guy on overwatch thinks i do asmrs

im ready to cash in



are you confusing me with wonk


>the circle is centered on me




Bensmrs when??



you'd be that guy that dies 5 minutes into a horror movie lol





i'd be the cold open death, yeah



yes, I do that very often.

use your capcode


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i literally ducked into the first two story house i saw, got a shotgun, and am now camping for the rest of this round lol



i dont know what ben sounds like but its bad


ben, sako, and wesley all sound the same


listening to that podcast is the worst cuz they're all literally the same voice



Listening to the podcast is the worst.


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thread theme



i can never remember wesleys voice

ive heard it but every time i hear it im like "i aint never heard this dude befreo"



in the meantime I'm running around with the group of people like i'm part of them

but in reality i'm like the kid in Identity


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>that first comic

fucking ew


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do you need hearing



my voice is very nice

the best, actually

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