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i wonder if my friend noticed me checking out her feet



normal people dont notice that


is sponge gonna start asking for feetpics



tell her they're so dirty haha it would be disgusting if i was dared to lick them haha


reminder: foodies are on step above ass (scat) men



die foodie cunt



fuck off to hell footie


i.e. "all the way off"



>ass = scat

what the fuck



don't hide from yourself sponge



you like eating shit smelling asses you vile bitch


also guys our cat got out i didn't even notice i hope he comes back



sweaty smell does not equal poop stink



but you eat the ass, you don't just smell it


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mmm i love the poopies from butt ass :)



fair enough

i think it's why i got this one really nasty case of strep throat once


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i hate the democrats



who's manny lol


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summer fruit


incredibly evil vs not as evil


smug evil vs honest evil


will there ever be a presidential election that isn't choosing the lesser evil of the two



not in america

fuck the two party system



As stupid and evil as this comment is, I'm not going to delete it or ban you (yet) because its a teachable moment. You have two possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that these Democrats have more courage, compassion, brains, skill, social lives - actually more of every positive human quality than you. So take their path - you could learn from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back, to add something from the world. Or you can stay on your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy. I know what you really want is attention, so let me be clear: if you choose to keep going this way, no one will ever remember you.



fuck the two party system



As stupid and evil as this comment is, I'm not going to delete it or ban you (yet) because its a teachable moment. You have two possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that these Democrats have more courage, compassion, brains, skill, social lives - actually more of every positive human quality than you. So take their path - you could learn from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back, to add something from the world. Or you can stay on your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy. I know what you really want is attention, so let me be clear: if you choose to keep going this way, no one will ever remember you.



FUCK i forgot to edit it to republicans



fuck the two party system



not unless the voting system gets overhauled


When will neoliberalism go away



as soon as neoconservatism goes away

so, never, unfortunately



Nah the neocons are greying dinosaurs on their way out

Or at least they aren't dominating the GOP

At least the republicans changed their tactics while the Dems just doubled down



>At least the republicans changed their tactics

they didn't though, they tried the exact same thing as every time but then shitposting magic happened



you really think it's meme magic compared to massive white disillusionment with obama's change campaign


Instead of being offered sex automatically it will be up to you to decide if and when you want to try having sex with your combat partner. Like a Pokeball.


The 2016 elections are essentially the chickens hatched in 2008 coming home to roost. The popularist tea party branch overran the direction of the party, and donald trump's rise to power was in spite of the republican leadership. in addition, donald activated constituencies that were previously discouraged from participating publicly in politics (cough cough, racists and nazis, cough cough).



hot stuff!



don't forget that in addition to more participation by groups that usually didn't vote, there was huge disillusionment on the left that turned into low turnout, right?


kingdom hearts has a lot of awful dog shit minigames


i hate tron

i hate it so much



i thought the ones in 1 were decent, but there weren't many, pretty much just the winnie the pooh ones and the tarzan tree slide

apparently one of them is a rhythm game in bbs or something


the gummy ship was shit

i said it





true. trump's internet campaign was predicated around depressing voter turnout.


i'm burning the roof of my mouth on this hot take



the gummi ship in kh2 was great shut your whore mouth

the gummi ship in kh1 was pretty bad



i told you dog i only played three tutorial hours of kh2


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high quality gaming for sonico



why didn't they translate it as "moor mentality"?

because it's spin lol



doesn't "moor" just mean a black person

"negro" is kind of stretching it though, yea



translating "murzyn" into "negro" or "black person" seems more common than translating it as "moor"

i don't doubt that at one point it mainly meant "moor", if that's what you mean



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he clearly meant it in the way of, "our party will no longer be doing work in the service of others, and the article goes on to imply that's what he meant

>Waszczykowski’s use of murzyńskości, a phrase insulting in both Polish and English, was supposed to be his way of showing that Poland’s right-wing Law and Justice party (PiS) government has broken with the supposed servile attitude towards Washington demonstrated by the previous government.



nah, it is somewhat offensive in polish, stop trying to counterspin



people in polish government are offended

it was a minor scandal a few years ago when the previous foreign minister was secretly recorded using it

so yeah

"spin lol"


the zombie mode in pubg is lame and consists of running around aimlessly until you get shot and thats the game



obviously it's a case of dumb polacks not understanding their own language and thinking that's an insult


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did mr. moist stop his patreon? it still says I'm giving him a dollar a month but I don't actually know if I am



isn't that just what regular pubg is like


>The Last Hope: Trump vs Mafia is the sequel to last year's sleeper hit “The Last Hope” in which you became the President of the World. You are John Trump, the President of all Countries.



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that's because they're still stuck in the murzyn mentality lol


arm (arm)


has ben garrison never heard of icarus


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>sneak up on a guy and ask him for a gun

>he shoots me




donate to the worst podcast in the universe patreon instead



are you gonna shill for that now


if they start shilling can we ban the podcast



i'm a part of the podcast, why would i donate to it


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jokes on you, the mod is on the podcast as well...



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>that description

holy shit its like it was written by someone in their rand0m phase



it's wesley


james dambro on the podcast when




grant why did you say the demons in other smt games weren't mythos characters


>paying 20 dollars to be on the podcast




i dont think i said that????


welcome to my crazee podcast O_o

i know this is SUPER dumb....... >_< but we talk about random things..like tacoz! im not very good with maths (or anything they teach u in school :P) but pls donate to us!! it would mostly go to me.... hehe.....but its for my JAPAN TRIP!! xD



it was originally 5 bucks but i thought that was a bit too low


maybe i misunderstood you or you misunderstood me

a lot of miscommunication happens around me



maybe i misunderstood you but i asked you what your favorite shadow/demon/etc was from the series and you said "mainline smt doesn't really have those it's mostly just generic designs" or something of that sort


is "collecting funds for a vacation" really what patreon is for

wouldn't that be a gofundme thing





i thought you were askingabout shadows specifically


grant what's your favorite video game


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there was probably some misunderstanding here



change the description to this wesley




shadows are the enemies in the Persona Games which are stupid blobs and hands and scales and shit

the Persona's are just the SMT Demon's which are real stuff


i dont know

asking me favorites of stuff is something i cant answer


my hot take on videogames: all cooperative multiplayer games need voice chat


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wesley gets euthanized when



what is this



switch voice chat will need to be done through the smart phone app of nintendo



grant who's your favorite poster



how voice chat is going to be done in splatoon 2

you have to connect the switch controller, your phone, and a headset to a fourth object (that comes with the game???)



i dont have one

u cannot ask a Parent whom'st their favorite child is



you totally could though lol


i've got three posters that i like but they're all anons



am i one of them


god all the warframes look so cool but it seems that you have to grind a whole bunch and literally wait days to get them


if warframe was p2p id probably buy it



how bout moi



you're not one of the three i was talking about but yea

also you aren't really anon




i liked when that one guy used to post the ducks



he was the guy who kept spamming scat when he got upsett hough


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i can separate the art from the artist


>my dick is biggest for mom vore

this is hell. this is hell.



have you ever jerked off to your mom voring you yet



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what game's this



huniepop lol


i figured it out; grant's favorite game is huniepop





the game play of it was ok though



isn't the gameplay literally bejewled



idk probably

there's some equipment and items u can use i think

and there's meters

i dont remember


but bejewed wrapped in a laughably bad porn game is a lot better than the shit u find on grandmas nokia ill tell u that for freemium


i sort of intend to start playing the nep games

how many are there



>my mom specifically

no, that would be weird


uhhh actually it's epic



too many



i saw #7 came out last year and I think there's a handful of spinoffs

i don't know if i'm supposed to play all of them or not


>You can trade non-rem cards now




they're vaguely video game themed moeshit wrapped in what i hear is a generic boring jrpg shell

u shouldnt be playing any



i got the first few on steam a while ago

from what I saw it seemed like a decent game (generic jrpg is something i can probably enjoy depending on if there's a mild amount of polish)

i don't know about the first ones but the most recent one seems polished enough



im just immensely dismissive of it because of the plot and characters



i'm only vaguely aware of the plot, and i think the little i know is only like 1/3 of the first one


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God is a shit tier designer and here’s why: you don’t get a cooldown display after cracking your knuckles to let you know when they’re ready again


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I can do elbows, ribs, and knees

get good, scrub


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are you sure that just isn't rheumatism or arthritis, old man?



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of course that's what it is

but just like knuckles, I can crack those things

and it's even more satisfying to do my ribs


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i can't wait to smoke more weed and watch more twin peaks



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The “Gish gallop” is a rhetorical debating technique named after a creationist; it refers to the practice of responding to your opponent with a deluge of so many false statements, unsubstantiated claims, and flat out lies that it would be impossible to address and correct all of them, thus destroying the possibility of any actual discourse. Anyone employing this tactic has no interest in debate, nor do they seek to make any worthwhile contribution to the discourse. They are simply trying to scream louder.


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what if it's positive but not an integer, what if it's like 1.5



wtf is magic man talkin about


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this was the 2nd to last one


well in that context it's impossible to have a non-integer number, isn't it


I always liked his passion for that kind of thing



what about cletus, he wants to fuck half a person, kind of



nah doesn't count, she's still a person even if he doesn't think so



i think he thinks she's a person

she could be taking advantage of him, you know. she's significantly older



youve a point


don't listen to me, i jerk off to mom vore


>new hiveswap interview is some bugfixing guy

>he was hired in march

loving every laugh


kingdom hearts 3ds is miserable

you make a little progress as sora

then time runs out and it forces you to switch to riku


you get to make the exact same progress through the maps over again!!!

and the game has like 6 worlds total

what a shitheap



i'm glad there other people that thought this, because i thought like the same exact fucking thing

i think it has the least cool enemies, too. it would've been cool if the unversed came back



kh1 had like 6 worlds total and they were all 10-minutes long



mom vore is only good when the mom is unaware or drunk



i'm in tron world and i want to fucking die


this is worse

not only is it short and trash

it makes you do it twice

at least with birth by sleep the "same worlds but different characters" didn't feel like such an awful horrid slog


i played through all 3 routes of birth by sleep 3 or so times


FFX-2 was better than the KH games



she was unaware in both the things i've been reading

it's epic



i have never played a final fantasy game and i wont change that



the game is years out im sure


good night


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wonderland has you "look for" evidence that takes <3 minutes to find

coliseum is optional

deep jungle took somewhat longer just because of how it paces the flags of where you need to go (bad design)

agrabah has you go through two rooms, then two rooms in the cave of wonders

monstro is walking through 5 doors and then you're done, halloween town actually takes a bit of time but that's mostly because of the dumb thing where you can't progress until the 5 waves of enemies are dead (thank god they removed that feature from kh2), with atlantica being about the general short length, plus you skip one of them

neverland and hollow bastion are also mostly "figuring out where you are" more than completing the area, but they last slightly longer

i finished the game in 6 hours and like half an hour of that was just getting through the intro cinematics and shit



you should play the best ones, or at least try them

in order





>FF X-2

X and X-2 were super campy but how they connect to the overarching series is either genius or accidental




hollow bastion was fucking awesome in kh1


if i had paid money for kh 3ds i would have been cheesed real bad



final fantasy is epic, quit being contrarian


>god tier



the rest



i liked my memory of it from kh2 better and playing kh2 i still hold that opinion, at least so far



i have no interest in the series



i liked it in kh2, but kh2 totally did away with hollow bastion's sense of mystery

it felt so cool in kh1. it was this massive weird building in the middle of this blue wasteland


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i blame notch for this


both of the mobile games i play while watching shit are down for maintenance and im throwing in the towel on kh3ds




i have no interest in your existence

rid thyself or be forceably removed



get off vent or i'll have you bent


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To the surprise of literally no one, Bontu sided with Bolas because "i'm the black god so I'm evil and also only care about power"

To the mild surprise of some people, she was in fact not really mind controlled and was helping mind control the other gods for the past ~40 years


get off skype or your fruit is ripe


get off discord or you're a pisslord


spash woman from megaman 9 should have been a guy so he could be ocean man



but what about the titties


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take me by the hand lead me to the land

that you understand


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"anti-antifa" is a double negative, just call yourself a fascist like a big boy




i need to figure out a game to play for like, an hour



i wanna be the guy


top 3 pubg shirts

1) t-shirt (red)

2) long sleeve t-shirt (striped)

3) bloody shirt


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

holy shit



guys look


i guess i should start another 3ds game since i got time to kill



i see you too watch /ps4g/




i saw it on a thread on /v/

i do not have a ps4


also "giant kaiju fuckfest except you don't do anything with the kaiju and you just kind of watch them wreck shit" doesn't sound like a very good game



it's apparently being made by the remains of the devs of the disaster report series which explains everything about the game


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like you make a game with godzilla and ultraman and you are neither of them and do nothing with them


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>one game's downtime has been extended until ?

>other is stilldown for 2 more hours




is this Disaster Report?


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are you telling me there's a game with evangelions and godzilla and ultraman and you don't get to play as ANY of them?

what the fuck dude


goo night hsg



remember kaiju combat


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this is actually really cool because he looks like he's about as old as gon


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play FFXIV with me


*sends mouthpics*


when the most relatable person in a group chat stops showing up


preemptive "this isnt about skype shut up retard"



being the least relatable is actually cooler



i have little in common with most of these people and im pretty sure at least half of them think very little of me


that also describes here, actually



i mean, my flavor of not relatable

who else is crying in a tanning booth at 1:30 am

who are these discordnigs



look at this fucking listing and how low the rent is

jesus christ i cant even imagine living here who needs that many rooms what the hell


i love smoking weed!


I like to drink blood...

and smoke the weed!


i think drugs are bad



>2 Full kitchens each with refrigerator, stove, dishwasher, & microwave

>3 Full baths

>2 Half baths

god can you imagine the monthly utilities



shes the only one living there it cant be that bad


WHO the fuck even needs that much space anyway

theres like 6 rooms where you just sit down and thats it


*takes three baths at once*


its me

ovverly hygenic eri


6 rooms to fill with anime figures



i doubt the heating is on only in certain rooms


*moves into your mansion and micromanages the heating because im poor*


i dont give a SHIT if the 2nd breakfast room is cold daddy's gotta EAT



do you drink anything with caffeine in it bitch


>"Subnautica will not have multiplayer"

>there's a vehicle that needs three people to be fully operated



they put that in for the same person that takes three baths at once


why do people hate illinois so much

is it cause sako smells so bad



Do not ever insult me like that again

Fuck you, I'm not from Illinois, die


the police, aided by veteran firefighters, finds anon's frostbitten corpse in the 17th bathroom

his roommates completely forgot about him


yeah im not surprised i didnt get the thing i wanted with a like, 1% rate


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>i wonder what i should buy with these 155 dollars



i live there and it is bad



oh...its cause you smell so bad


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I want to masturbate


i want to sleep


i also want ot get incredibly lucky and get gil but that aint happenin


i absolutely refuse to believe people pour anything but milk into their cereal it is something i just cant wrap my head around


imagine pouring honey on cereal


i really like "nerdy" things but i will do everything in my power to not be considered a nerd in any capacity because the word is tainted and disgusting


*drapes retro game console over my naked body and takes a photo*

haha im such a nerd



that doesn't sound awful depending on the kind of cereal



okay pooh


*stuffing globs of honey and fruit loops in my mouth*



*stuffing globs of shit and cum in my mouth*




Objective: Sneak behind the ice cream cart and obtain attendee credentials


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why does this keep happening



It's a double reacharound false flag he's obviously trying to make trump supporters look evil

Why would he turn himself in


remember the person who carved obama on their face backwards because they did it themselves in a mirror




this will always be the most specific subreddit to me



bald people don't support donald trump

doesn't happen



minecraft was a mistake



I think it's just a genderbend sponge


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why does this keep happening



AI can suck a dick



i think it's him as a shota


one thing i’ll never understand is how barnes and noble, which is primarily a bookstore, came to have the Weeb Section where you can straight up buy anime figures

not just manga, no sir

you can go to barnes and noble and buy idolmaster and love live statues and nendoroids and figmas and SH Figuarts


why Barnes and Noble? the bookstore? Why not like, Target? I know Bluefin used to distribute things to Toys R Us before shoplifting became a problem and TRU just refused to do anything about it. Is that why? Do people just steal shit less often in Barnes and Noble?

so many mysteries to life



for some reason i cant imagine people shoplifting books


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>btw Lotte can power up by using spirits

couldnt we get an episode about that instead of whatever the fuck Lotte's episodes were about?



maybe they realized that the manga section was the only one that millennials liked


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doesnt isis sell stolen artifacts



hey man it's about preserving human history and culture

the ends justify the means


im just surprised to hear they're opening a "museum of the bible"



no they destroy them



they do both


i cant believe 4chan is fucking dead


I had a kink where I wanted to go to poor countries and hire random women to have sex with me.

then I found this porn sight that does the same thing and I realized how ugly the women who do that are


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also it depends on which part of iraq and when they were purchased.

the bible only has 2 or so instances where jews or their ancestors were in mesopotamia.

That would be towards the beginning where Ibrahim and Sarai lived in Ur and were contacted by God. and when Nebuchadnezzar kidnapped the jews and made them live in babylon in ghettos.



:thinking emoji:



both of which are in the southern parts of Iraq and are fully controlled by the Iraqi government.


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I wonder if there are any couples that do extended tsundere roleplay

I'd be kinda into that


christians are so stupid


extended hikki roleplay

two people with well paying jobs pretending they've been shut in for years and do nothing but fuck


i-it's not like I want to have sex with your or anything baka



pretty hot desu







I don't understand this one



ISIS destroys a lot of them, but the ones they think they can fund for weapons with, they make crappy copies, film themselves destroying the copies, and sell the real ones



you pay a girl and she stays at your house watching tv and tells you to buy more of the food she keeps eating






>umaru gf

no thanks


a man using his substantial income to rent a house for a weekend and pay a woman to pretend to be his mom and do chores while he plays videogames and listens to the music he liked when he was 14

then he fucks the mom, obviously


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>She's a 10

how dare you


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new squid hosts, pearl and marina






man get this christmas cake shit out of my face and get me some hot young woomy


the white one is fugly





Wait the delicious brown is an octoling shouldn't she be evil


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the white one makes me think of this pasta



if i think the dead terezi/tumblr vriska one is sweet does that make me a wonk


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It's a bad feeling finding weight gain fetish fics of your waifu on tumblr



remember back before the kids and trolls met, and people thought maybe trolls would be a completely different size


i actually didnt mean to keep the dambro flag for that but i kind of works



how'd you run into it


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i was looking through the mystia lorelei tag


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

im gonna cum



holy shit


i can't believe tracer is fucking dead



kinda dissapointed that he isnt a true melee character



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flow is cute


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husbands and their purple themed lesbian friends


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i went on the overwatch thread on 4chan just to watch people cry about it lol



The fuck are they crying about


>black hero

>african music starts playing


>african hero

>african music starts playing


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that they made another POC a villain, obviously. you know how sensitive they are about this sort of stuff.


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4chan is crying about that?


did they not know that doomfist is black or something


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(X) Doubt



yes, i am completely serious about it, as you can tell from my tone.


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word bubble



y-yeah I knew all along



>fuck still one of the most popular words




>Joey so small






I can't believe vriska is still relevant


>white next to power



>white vriska



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>maybe white power say joey


*thrusts keychain flashlight into urethra* JOOOEEEEYYYY!!!


>not voiced by terry crews

🅱️ra🅱️o 🅱️lizzard


how about instead of dashcon.....

we do hsgcon...



with a ballpool where the piss is an advertised feature


epic mom vore booth



mom vore panel

you walk into the panel room but its actually a mouth and you get immediately vored


>shadow of mordor free weekend


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cons are for nerds, we should claim an island somewhere as sovereign territory and get to work building HSG mansion



do you mean incest vore or unbirthing


who's gonna be the con shooter? my money's on pom


hsg oil rig

outer heavven


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doesn't someone here like gunpla, they have those apparently



i used to own a shittier version of the scythe one


You'vve been hit by

You'vve been struck by

A Smooth Criminal



Me but I only like Zeon MS


i can't believe doomfist fucking killed tracer

guess that's what she gets for being a fag



TO 8REED!!!!!!!!





>"We think doomfist is gonna do a lot of flanking and diving"

fuck you, blizzard

>Get extra HP from every punch

thank you, blizzard



we should all cosplay


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decent, but how about we stick the titties straight onto the robot


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>you will never breed Vriska

feels bad man


i need to play overwatch again

i miss being junkrat



you're always a junk rat as far as I'm concerned



>even though doomfist is clearly a master tactician who can think quickly and find openings and weaknesses in his enemies in seconds and is said in his bio to be charismatic and intelligent, how long do you think it’ll be until the fandom reduces him to a hot-headed, angry mess who just likes punching things

good post



literally who cares



know what sucks

doomfist/reaper doesn't have a cute ship name

doomper is as good as it gets



buddy you are a junk rat





thanks doze



i'm one of the least junky people here thanks



i didnt notice capcha went up and i went to reheat this pizza



eh, the characters never shut up during the gameplay, it's kinda hard to misinterpret them

though that does hinge on the fandom actually playing the game






>i'm one of the least junky people here thanks

you're the second most junky person here, probably



>though that does hinge on the fandom actually playing the game

reminds me of the time someone was ranting about how blizzard was evil because tracer doesn't have a spray about her gf



behind who? and for what lol




i figured but still

i'm waaaaay less junky than him


i was gonna argue more but then i remembered there's only like 10 people here anymore to compare myself to lol



why can't my B&N sell shit like this


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this is the worst idea ive ever heard lol


*leans into mic*


*crowd erupts in laughter*



>Leftists, stop being leftists

i mean, it's technically happened before, but only like twice in the country's history




It's funny how people think Tracer's gf will amount to anything other than being a plot device for Blizzard to use for their 'big reveal'


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>Mark Penn served as pollster and senior adviser to Bill and Hillary Clinton from 1995 to 2008.



clinton politics must stop



>it isn't about cars


doomfist isn't voiced by terry crews I want a refund


concept: shooting olympics



>GLOCK VICE PRESIDENT: “Continue MHS, Don’t Settle for SIG” – Glock Asks Army to Keep Testing Pistols



concept: shooting up the olympics


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it's dumb he doesn't have a primary melee but outside of that he seems decent



this is bad


>doomfist doesn't have a primary melee




his primary is a shotgun

his main punch is on a 4-second cooldown and he has an uppercut and a winston-leap thing on 7-second cooldowns


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so if you just pretend that you're x10 scotsman, then he has a primary melee


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i like the aspects of capitalism that are generally touted as the good aspects of it, yes


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"if you like things you hate big government"


I enjoy having access to food, clothes, and a quality of life several orders of magnitude superior to 1950s russia, yes.


is it time for wonk to bitch about prager u again


he's doing it unprovoked now, too







you do (almost) nothing but bitch about people you disagree with unprovoked too

that's like, half of the people here's shticks, or at least the people with names


tfw your framerate spikes while playing starlight stage and it fucks your perfect little riddle streak


i don't understand why would you take prager u seriously, it exist specifically to spread biased information


that other new squid has some serious fivehead



yea but so does the current presidential administration and some people here still take that seriously



tthe current presidential administration exists to run the country

hope this helsp


shadow of mordon is 79gb

thats insanity



you're correct

it exists to run the country, but what it does is spread biased information


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these are fucking garbage

marie wasn't exactly GOOD but at least she was better than this shit



theyre great i dont know what the fuck youre talking about

althoigh i am a secondary and have never played splatoon


nintendo is adding a lot of WoC (waifus of color) to their games lately


15 months after his wife died patton oswalt is engaged again



maybe they'll look better in motion but they honestly look reaally shit

also since the WE is an octoling does that mean we finally get to play as them or what



they look like shit




meme girl from arms and who else


one of my organs is vibrating


oh there was like 2 gerudo waifus right



i forget i saw a /v/ thread about it



gerudo lady from zeld



that's your heart, it's called a "heartbeat"


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no it wasn't my heart



then youre dying


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it looks

slightly better




thank god



>top almost undone




"slightly better" describes that pretty well, yea

what about the downs 5head


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is she supposed to be a bratty teen star caricature



is that supposed to be their "stay fresh"? that is way too long

also their eyes look really weird, octo girl looks like she's in deep pain with her eyes and mouth like that







dont make me post it


a negrobooty octopus


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bully squids






cute things are MADE for bully








made for bullying



just cuz it makes you feel tingly doesn't make it okay

cute are for protect not for bully


also like 10-15 years from now I hope someone makes one of those inspirational sports movies except it’s a 50 year old woman who wants to play competitive online games and everyone tells her she can’t because she’s too old, her reflexes are too slow, etc, and she gets this grizzled trainer except they’re a 19 year old kid who had a promising career until carpal tunnel syndrome ruined their chances of becoming the world champion so they train her and she fuckin wins, the end. movie of the year.


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they can be for both


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disclaimer: mirei is NOT for bully



i really cant argue with you considering i have a gore folder too

we aren't that different you and i


the characters that I personally like are not for bully



why not? she's already got an eyepatch for bruises



do not bully mirei



hahaha youre pathetic




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me in the middle


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mirei just wears the eyepatch because she's a dumb 14 year old that thinks it looks cool




you mean hot



die pedo



t. sako



14 is within your striking range no


hey someone repost that pic that was posted here a year and a half ago that was a chen daki and some fumos in a back room or something at agdq


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monogatari characters dont count either


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did i post this before?



no but post more


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ur welcome



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cool thank you


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what are you trying to say here lol


ebonic memes



What was that about, anyways?


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plz do not bully Hitomi and her huge saggy boobs



monogatari characters don't count as 14 year olds or something?

are you going to use that excuse for snail next sako



u pedo?


>when you make it to the last round of cell games and then lose to fucking raditz



"Officer, you don't understand, she was dressed as a specific anime character "



staff banned fun from agdq


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i mean snail would be like 20 something

they even have an arc where she's her actual age


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no because snail is obviously prepubescent

that's wrong



did they actually ban dakis and shit?

like a few days ago they banned some guy because he made some dumb joke about "assuming sentret's gender"


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I would that snail

just like I would teenage shinobu or kiss shot


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17, 18, 27


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it went downhill after 2-3 years because "it's a charity so we have to act professional and get as much money as possible"


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isn't this that one porn actress I've posted a few times

I sincerely hope she's angry about the censoring


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what even is playstation now

is it sony's crack at that onlive bull shit


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it literally is onlive, they bought it


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we did it reddit



haha oh my god I hadn't seen that one yet


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>i don't know if i'm going to buy spla2n on launc-



She's beautiful!



yeah I decided I won't either


lap it up, waifufags


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Im gonna be reak my fUCKING DINK



callie and marie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (POWER GAP) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whatsername >>>>>>>>>>>>>> pearl


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you can't resist Urbosabs


I don't even have to open them to know it's futa


Callie=Marina>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dog Shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pearl



>marie on the same level as callie



yeah she's actually a little below


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official splatoon waifu rankings




whoever that other girl is, not v. important r/n, but they're all good waifus!!!!!


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that's it, we've hit the peak


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gggggnn...ng.........hnngggggg neeeddd......nmeeeed....NEEEEED.......fuck....ne..ed....boobes...ne..eneeed.boobes...boobeis...puss..puss......need...puss pu..s..s..........nghgnngngnggnnnnnnnnnn




that happened a long time ago



do you ever stop talking about your little shit beans



holy shit



does that mean it wasn't the peak


I can't believe Wesley posted his underaged penis


>there are lines waiting in the heat outside dispensaries



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>shit beans



I very nearly collapsed from heat exhaustion yesterday

when I got home I slept for nearly 16 god damn hours



take care of yourself goddamn


puss puss



my man I drank like 12 bottles of water to keep myself from dehydrating, it wasn't enough

my aunt was dragging me through every fucking exhibit in the zoo, and I only had like 2 breaks to sit down the whole time we were there

all it did was aggravate my back injury

when we finally left i was actually limping from how sore my lower body was and my heart was racing so fast I thought it was going to explode


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lol fatty


im fat why am i tired after walking??


why am i tired after walking nearly nonstop in 90 degree heat for 4 hours


why am i


walking 4 hours isnt bad



I'm going to beat you with my shoes you double nigger fucking read


imagine being fat



holy shit you poor thing


remember when grant tried to get eszett banned for posting underage pics

when is he going to ban wesley.....


walking 4 hours in the heat isnt bad


how old is wesley


>he cant walk for 4 hours

>he drinks 12 bottles of water but forgets he needs electrolytes

>4 hours of walking makes him sleep for 16 hours

>he's so out of shape walking makes his heart race

>he's so fat he cant properly cool himself.

how sad is this dude






you're gonna trigger him



why are you so retarded



he just turned 18 on the 26th


who here /shouldgotosleepbutisstayingup/





I was severely dehydrated the whole day but the ONLY reason for my heart to be beating faster than it should is that I'm fat xd

why the fuck are you so god damn stupid khan


fuck i havent worked out in 2 weeks.

I gotta go back.


fatty mad lol



12 bottles of water should easily take care of that but you need electrolytes too. did you eat during 4 hour trip?



I had an ice cream cone and that's about it, but I did feel significantly less like death after I ate

I should have eaten more



nigga you had an electrolyte deficiency.

Common symptoms of an electrolyte disorder include:

irregular heartbeat

fast heart rate



convulsions or seizures



diarrhea or constipation

abdominal cramping

muscle weakness

muscle cramping




you could have prevented that by literally eating anything or drinking a single bottle of gatorade.

So your fatness didnt cause your fatigue, your inability to take care of yourself did.


ice cream lol



We had lunch too but all the carrots and shit were left in the car afterward



you would have been better off drinking less water.........

how do you not understand basic hydration?


ban wesley


ben wesley


ben sako


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is ray sipes mentally ill


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yea of course he is you ableist bitch


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Im loving my new computer


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women should be persecuted for not covering up their breastfeeding in public


<LttP All Dungeons Swordless run is FOUR GAMES FROM NOW



>tez sleeps in dave's top dresser drawer like it was a mansion bedroom

>karkat is angry that dave's dick is taller than he is

>kanaya always wakes rose up with teeny tiny puppet-sized kisses in the morning and she eventually freaks out and disappears


also SGDQ has pulled in $10k worth of donations just in BITS so far damn


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injecting ink deep into her woomy


baby driver was incredibly fun




is no one else disturbed by her face and how she looks like she's being forced to smile like in a weird hostage situation


I really suck at total war multiplayer.

These guys play at a completely different level than i do holy shit.




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no thanks


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feel the thunder

lightning and the thunder


i hate these fag teens setting off loud fire works at 1 thirty am


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how did it all end up like this



his mother didn't have an abortion.

that's it, that's how.


ban wesley for posting child porn


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HAHA what CNN is fucking with the law here

also unconfirmed reports that a mexican man is claiming credit for creating the original meme

so if that's true, they're not only guilty of blackmailing this man, but they've also doxxed him

and he wasn't even the right guy



that image is a joke

the sam hyde is a joke

its a meme



this is fucking great


*in the key of F minor* iiiits reeeev


psh nothing personel kid

you'bve been smeckledorf'd


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I forgot how fast the tetris blocks always go

LttP no sword run is coming up in like five, ten minutes


see baby driver

then drive around the city at night listening to music loudly

it feels great


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lol rev is dumb


>Man with throwing knives & bulletproof vest arrested at Trump Tower after claiming to be US Senator, wanted to see Ivanka -NYDN




optional but recommended: smoke a black and mild while driving


I was wrong, TGM3 was a multi-part block


goo night hsg


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Draph Cagliostro


give me manga to read


that's not draph cagliostro


make it somethign u think is not my kind of manga



you'll just say "not an option" so why bother


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draph cag



Knights of Sidonia



youre being stupid and i could turn this into one of those big arguments you have ever few hours but im actually just not going to



were you NOT going to say "no" to everything that was recommended to you?



i was not going to say no to everything

the one suggestion posited was an invalid suggestion as it did not meet established criteria



what are your criteria


one suggestion you posited*


should i burn my leg with a spoon


Even though I am a normie, I had a lot of fun at the LA anime convention this year. I don't even watch animes (except for maybe 2 or 3) or read manga, but I do play video games and I saw people dressed up as characters from them and I thought that was pretty cool.





why not


they should make big brother but they're all trapped in cubes

i know they already had it but they should do it again


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trapped in cubes and subjected to various tortures but its cool because its voluntary and for money


nobody to speak to but your captor who is a disembodied robot lady voice and i think occasionally videos from family

but its cool because you might win like, 50k which isn't even really that much


remember that reality show where they tricked people into thinking they went to space


the best reality show premise and it was killed off before its time

what a shame




not even remotely

i only know 3 reality tv shows

big brother, solitary, and fear factor

and 2 of those dont even exist anymore





im sorry bitch do i look like i dont know what a dentist is



yeah actually...




there is literally no way that the contestants were so uneducated that they were unaware of the stress the human body experiences going into orbit


grant how good are your teeth




they're fine

i cant remember last time i had a cavity

but one of my teeth is kind of crooked but its a tooth you actually cant see at all so we never bothered to get it fixed because that costed money

and 2 of my teeth are chipped from unfortunate incidents


there is some joke about shark teeth in here somewhere, but I'm too tired to figure one out so everyone please pretend I posted a very funny one


did we ever get a shark joey




this fucking run is incredible


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>how are we going to make this work

>i dunno, get some real fucking idiots with people who want them to get owned super hard on national tv



that's true for any reality shoe


i'm getting distinct homestuck vibes from this:


note: jon bois' breaking madden and nba y2k series are masterpieces



that last part, where they have someone the candidate trusted implicitly give the final say is kinda heartbreaking, though. Like, it's not just them being an idiot, it's someone else they trusted being kinda mean and insensitive signing off on it.


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she's completely gone



this is cool as fuck



This is epic



so is stalker-chan gonna admit that she's in love with tomoko yet


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why'd they take the doge


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I think maybe but I don't have it

so here's this instead



excellent thank you

I want to breach Joey's thick hull!


it's me, the eternally 20 year old anon! ☆⌒(≧▽​° )



I remember how i used to look at some people's style of posts online and think "yeah they'll grow out of it"

then i see them posting years later when they're in their 20's and they're even worse somehow


imagine still shitposting like this in your 30's



imagine being rev


40 year old hsg shitposters


a tired, grizzled old man sits in a retirement home, grumbing to his nurse "i wwas in the eri corps yknoww"



yeah I saw that

isn't it remarkable how absolutely stupid some people are



this is incredible

what word do we give to things like this that give off homestuck vibes





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you look at this and tell me it's shitty

juice is a homie



best term term is multi-media fiction


homosuck is shit



a good term for good media


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kill fuck marry

ten, nine, juice


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The Overwatch anime is looking pretty good


requesting discord link


step into the new thread...





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