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wonk explain >>985652


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and they fucked up the only thing that matters




so that first panel is the Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer getting the attention of the Pioneer 9 probe

then the Pioneer 9 probe responds

so the Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer asks them whether they know what the webcomic "homestuck" is

and then the last panel is the Pioneer 10 probe saying "oh god" in exasperation presumably because the Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer has talked about homestuck at length before



>Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer

i was kind of wondering why it was named juice but never bothered to ask


On Grimdorks

We are the first ship, and we will die the last ship.

We have survived everything Homestuck had to throw at us: we survived every shipping wars and every hiatus; we survived the gore posting and the cosplay mobs and the outright denouement of most of the fandom. We have seen, and survived, all of it.

So please, don’t fool yourselves into thinking JadeRose is gonna somehow topple us. Don’t think that you’ll ever take over our tag, because we will fight you until your corpse is nothing but a bleeding husk of broken dreams. Many have tried to destroy us, and many more will fail, but we will endure and continue to endure until nothing is left of you but dust.

We’ve done it before.

Bring it the fuck on.



>We are the first ship

why must The Straights lie

John/Dave was the first ship



Nip Winry a cute


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>why must The Straights lie

that's all Straights are good for


didn't hussie imply that the first ship was possible once the second character was introduced



Actually it was John/Slimer


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also you can no longer get this poster, or at least the topataco link is broken


listening to my dad watch last man standing is so fucking annoying im glad it got canceled


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died like a bitch


*has a thought about digging further into clinton child trafficking allegations*

*HUGE piano falls from out of nowhere and smashes on the ground inches in front of me*

“hey you know what? Maybe I’ll just go have a nice glass of tap water instead.”

*guy wearing sunglasses and earpiece, sitting in a nearby van gives me a smile and a thumbs up, then drives off*


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power move


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second character with compatible sexuality





try again



(this is from the same person, after someone pointed out that rosemary is canon and grimdorks is not)

No one is saying they aren’t canon, dipstick. We just prefer this ship over the abortion that is Rosemary. And you can’t claim ‘gay erasure’ because, again, in comic proof right there.

Besides, Vriskan is obviously superior in every way.


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why would that stop shippers

like, ever



some valid points in there



>Besides, Vriskan is obviously superior in every way.

i mean, they're not wrong



so jade?



rose wasn't gay when she was introduced


"chan culture isn't some secret, it's just a childish thing that we outgrew as we matured" says person who saw the word "fag" and had to be consoled for hours



not the "there's no gay erasure because a textbox in a walkaround said that grimdark rose and john are "cute together" bit

(that was also a thing, the person on tumblr said "oh it's totally canon look at this")


vriskan is definitely up there

i'd be willing to concede that vriskanrose is better though


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did someone say johnjade


please don't ship, it's unbecoming





what happens to shippers once their ships get sunk?



some twitter post i didn't bother to interact with because why on earth would i


a thought: tumblr teens lusting over nergal jr. from billy and mandy



they keep shipping


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probably somewhere


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dipper x nergal jr


is there a more worthless main character in homestuck than jade?







truly the ja*es are the worst


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ah yes, all the crossovers of things that didn't become garbage


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what's sako going to sperg about today


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i love vampy

I want to give her a hug


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accurate political compass


>jade that far left




>Jade "Putting Derse in a hearse" Harley



john truly is best kid



switch jade and rose

then switch rose and dave



Dave is no commie


John is in the perfect spot though



Seal clubbers could be auth right, yea


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excuse you these are the real things to compare


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>series of pics of homestuck characters with their songs of choice



wonk is the homestuck admiral of mediocre garbage reposting


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>no dick

get this weak shit outta my face


sometimes i just go into my homestuck folder and get hit with nostalgia so i post some stuff

that's all


how old is gamzee :o)


you've taken a liking to belgarath


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why was there so little rose/dave


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme



how can a dick be a gate


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what do you mean by "so little"






talk about a blast from the past



not enough


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well that's absolutely true


so I may be able to get my hands on a 3DS XL wednesday


i'm not a pedo



where the fan fiction at



get a n3dsxl



yeah if I'm understanding right it's got that weird wavy kind of monster design on the system?

that's a new one, right?



wavy monster?


hey rev will you be my personal little evil cum daddy slave


if you get it, check the firmware. If it's below 11.5-whatever, you can hack it to run homebrew


>Timesplit runes are only ~1 million and it's been out for 1.5 months

well now it's just a matter of getting the cogs and I'll probably just buy them




search rosedave, you'll find it

you probably know all the classics right



thanks for reminding me I should do that with my old one since I found it


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maybe the monster hunter edition?


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how would that work


dude says it's on 11.4 but I don't have a way to put cfw on it right now

that's what I've been looking for, for the last month

I need CubicNinja, or a Sky3DS flashcard

Oh! I got the picture out of my email and ran GRIS

it's the fire emblem one



ive seen maybe 2 pieces of rosedave art tbh



i will suit you with a micro bikini and whenever you get hungry you'll say "mmmm daddy is hungy" in which i will then get a water gun full of cummies (cummy gunny) and shoot it in your mouth



wait seriously

also im talking about fic

do you not know any fic

have you not read london rain



it'll cost you a lot



ok how much






i only ever read pastebins posted on hsg



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alright cool

also how do you feel about johndaverosejade 4some

cuz there are some good fics that have great daverose bits

but seriously just go on archive of our own, search rosedave, and sort by kudos

here's my one total rec tho, london rain

no smut tho sorry, just good writing


here's a camgirl!rose au


here's an artist dave au





not clicking


rose walks in on dave wearing her panties and fucking himself with a vibe






might click


edging? more like filibusting a nut


but seriously I'm pretty sure Ninjhax is gonna HAVE to be how I mod that 3DS



fuck you I just tweeted that



wait if Jupiter is a brown dwarf and brown dwarfs are cold dark matter, how come you can see Jupiter in the night's sky?



what if you pooped out of your mouth



jupiter isn't a brown dwarf who the fuck told you it was



>brown dwarfs are cold dark matter

based on what



gonna have to side with my nigga rev on this one


>try to play as robo horse

>suck ass

>switch to my main junk

>get potg



You just gotta practise more as the fleshlight with four legs



sure, i could practice and get better

or i could play junk and win



I see, you're a smash player who only mains Luigi and spams the rocket headbutt.



absolutely not, i'm terribad with luigi



orisa is bad, somewhat sadly


An anal fistula is an infected tunnel between the skin and the anus, the muscular opening at the end of the digestive tract. Most anal fistulas are the result of an infection in an anal gland that spreads to the skin.

Symptoms include pain, swelling and discharge of blood or pus from the anus.

Surgery is usually required to treat anal fistula.


why is a white castle hq in columbus MAGA?


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post shipping walls


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how do we save Joey's game?


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this is allegedly daverose



All we can do is gangbang Rachel.



way too hetero


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they added in the cat from dbz


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put these guys in it



to what


official hiveswap fidget spinners



Battlecats, my nigga



what is wrong with these people


tbh I could really go for some cake right now


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god please



what the other guy said, though to be honest i didn't think anyone else on hsg even knew about the game besides rev


ben aka the idiot


what are you guys doing with your lives



playing shitty games



suckin dick



jerking off





any plans after that




Lookin for midgets to rail


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hows that working out for you



gonna start working again soon

looking to follow that up with a lot of drugs



pretty great, only have one more semester


Excited as hell about that 3ds

Gotta figure out how to mod it



what kind of work do you do?


what was it you were studying?






why is mineta censored



the new meme


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he's a bad character



Okay, thanks.






no problem? what are you thanking me for



thanks for the input rev



programmin them 'puters



glad to see you like their work


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and you expect people to believe you're not a pedo


that's gotta be the loliposter pretending to be sako



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hb luigi


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Okay, thanks.


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good teamwork

best kind of skirt



at least rev uses spoilers


rev likes em young


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yeah keep spamming pedoshit you sick fuck



yeah keep spamming pedoshit you sick fuck


I mean it’s canon but I can never really show it in canon causeTogether, they’re sweet lovebirds “The primary market was Africa: eleven major conflicts involving twenty three countries in less than a decade. A gunrunner’s wet dream. At the time the West couldn’t care less, they had a white war in what was left of Yugoslavia. ”


wait is that actually sako



I mean it’s canon but I can never really show it in canon causeTogether, they’re sweet lovebirds “The primary market was Africa: eleven major conflicts involving twenty three countries in less than a decade. A gunrunner’s wet dream. At the time the West couldn’t care less, they had a white war in what was left of Yugoslavia. ”s



probably not




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Lord of War (2005) Written and Directed by Andrew Niccol


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ben meben me ben me ben me ben me

ben me ben me ben me ben ben me ben me ben me ben me me ben me ben me ben me ben me


ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me ben me


me ben xd


now he's lost it


now he's lost it now he's lost it


>walk out of the store

>google asks me to review the place

umm.....how does it know....



why would he be triggered for no reason though

maybe it is someone faking it


‘flak’ is an abbreviation of FLugAbwehrKanonen



do you have location



its me ben bme i want to be benned i want to burn all my bridges and die ben me be n mie


sako in approximately 5 hours: stop calling me a pedo i fucking hate it





i always have location


sako in approximately 5 hours: dead


it's clearly vfan



thank god


this could be sako's epic breakdown

or someone else's epic breakdown while pretending to be sako

like an epic breakdown while wearing someone else's skin

which would be pretty epic



if only



phantom vfan strikes again...


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It's my breakdown! my epic breakdown before I leave this mortal coil!


its like watching a toddler have a tantrum until it tires itself out and falls asleep


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maybe he's pretending to be vfan on purpose because he's retarded



what're you gonna do



Jartin Luther Martin King



im going to epicly asphyxiate myself!


If I destroy any reason I have to keep coming here I can finally leave!


imagine the rope breaking cause hes so fat lol




don't do that


there will never really be a reason to stop coming here y'know


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its too late ive already done exactly what I intended


>u'll never fug a covenant elite


calm down lad





which is what


i just have to post wrose and worse awful nasty shit until i get benned ben me benny boy



ide/theory: Sako is just HSG's resident skinwalker, only mimicking all the awful posts of other people. Hoping to drag us into the dumbest conversations possible, never to be seen again.



that's not gonna happen

it hasn't happened so far

you're not being very epic lad

just go to bed



I can't go to bed! I can't come back tomorrow after what I've done!



try the classic poopy horse anus


im going to be a cripple for the rest of my life anyway who cares if I ruin my reputation on some gay board and make everyone thinkg I'm a pedohpile!



you haven't done anything

just go to bed, sleep this off


a cripple!!!


sako got caught jerking it to his nonsexual bloody girls O__O






what did you do


how long until cletus begins to flirt with sako



>im going to be a cripple for the rest of my life

what did you do

are you okay?


S-Sako I never noticed...h-....how sexy your chubby little nubs are....


what the fuck did you do

just tell us already


I'm never going to get help for my anxiety because I'm too anxious! I'm never going to learn Japanese because I'm too stupid! I'm always going to be a shitty neet with a crippled back unless I end it all!

I can't stop any of you from calling me a pedo or someone that gets off to gore and this is my only social outlet I can't take it iaaAAAHHHA


being fat isn't a permanent crippling just get some exercise lol



he tripped over his dog and now is incapable of doing anything but sitting on his ass all day


i never went to physical therapy!



the real sako would never be this self aware



I mean

your reputation hasn't changed at all


see this is why i was saying maybe the jokes about sako were getting old


here's a radical idea

go to physical therapy



the real sako is a broken anxious little boy with severe mental health issues!


pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo



join the club dude

you can get help, it's not too late for you no matter how it feels right now

this is why you need to just go to sleep dude


its our fault sako is like this because he can dish it out but cant take it and we shouldve taken that into consideration :(



have you tried not giving a fuck what we think

thats kind of the main reason to use an imageboard, if youre anonymous whats there to be anxious about


hAvE YoU t R ieD noT GiVinG a FukC aBout wHat wE tHiNK



ugh, badge


what if you took one of those water absorbant pill animal toys and shoved it up your ass lol



he's actually doing a spongebob meme


Homestuck General: Babysit Sako Edition


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UGh, BaDgE


i think sako is a fine lad



sako is kuso



Sako seriously drop the name

theres no reason to care if you can drop into anonymity at any time

all anyone can judge you on is post by post interactions, they are unable to make a judgement on your character


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guhc sexy tree sparrow fuck bird


i want a sexy cummy dummy furry birdy mommy to feed me her regurgitated cummies


god can you imagine how he reacted to people making fun of him irl if this is how he acts when called names online


stop saying i touch my peepee! *punches you*



I was busy fighting the mcp.

If you legitimately want me to ban you you could just ask normally instead of sperging out.



piss in my mouth



pee your pants




that is actually one of the funnier sjw memes I've seen, though I still don't understand it



ppee your pants


what kind of name is walter



is it even an sjw meme

i thought it was just a funny meme


sako's piss fetish



pee pee pee piss feed me piss



i'm pretty sure it's just an sjw thing? I've only ever seen it used legitimately once and it was someone replying to plebcomics so I'm assuming it's on the even more retarded than normal side.



pee your pants pee your pants pee your pants pee your pants pee your pants pee your pants pee your pants pee your pants pee your pants pee your pants pee your pants pee your pants pee your pants pee your pants pee your pants



it's uh

really not

it's just a joke, man


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ok, my dude


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okay so

that episodes is done for tonight yeah



the ride never stops it never ever stop


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and it don't stop


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my life will be as fleeting and unfinished as whistles was


do you think if i spray a bunch of hairspray in my mouth a stick a lighter in their it'd go off?



try and find out



i set my finger on fire lol





seriously stop

you're going to regret this immensely, trust me




mom's gonna FREAK




i just want a big scary onee chan to turnm me into a shota with black magic and pop my tiny little balls forever euggguuuuuu


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not a pedophile


not a furry



just cuz i post it doesnt mean i like it


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"kids are for sex" - not a pedo


do you suck toes


suck my stinky sweaty little piggies



no thank you



i didnt give you a choice piggy


London rain was alright

not enough psychoanalytical probing for dave/rose though



a valid criticism

i totally understand liking daverose for the psychoanalytics


sako's finally having his vfan moment

our little lad's all grown up



comparing him to vfan is being generous

he's too low energy


he didn't even post gore

he didn't even post anything out of the ordinary tbh


im not posting nearly enough gore to be vfan

maybe I could post loli instead xddddd


The Homestuck's General Breakdown Hall Of Fame

Nominate your favorite mental breakdown now!



shitto is a personal favorite



yes please



fucking die pedo fuck kill yourself




and pom again


honestly the "you make fun of me so i'm gonna have a breakdown" thing is like, so counterprodutive

you think you won't get even more shit now after this

i mean for fuck's sake learn from the mistakes of the past man



he's only 18

give him time to grow



does anyone have his meltdowns saved, i could use a giggle


fuck it, you know what? I'm done here. You finally get your fucking wish, I'm leaving. Be proud of the fact that you harassed someone for their appearance and for them not knowing one completely insignificant piece of trivia, because outside of this imageboard you can't do any of this shit without getting knocked the fuck out. So you're stuck here. Those of us who know how to be civil will move on with our lives and prosper. but one day I'll come up to you where you work. I won't know you and you won't know me, but all you'll be allowed to say to me is "would you like fries with that?"



eggy and roasted's big breakfast beefshit burrito




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Anyway the only good ship is JohnVriska


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I would die for vampy

maybe when i go through the portal she can be my immortal daughteru



don't be so hard on him wonk

if anything he reminds me of a certain little someone who promised to quit hsg and kill themselves after they got kicked out of college a little while ago

and didn't follow through

like a bitch


thank god xlr isn't here to save sako



i gave it the old college try

and then i got help and got better

and yeah he reminds me a little of me, too


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here's what I have plus a bonus hellstrider


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wow! it's so easy!



he needs to post his personal info first


where do you think hellstrider is now


I don't have lemon juice :(



taking donkey dick for money


so my network adapter driver on my new laptop just unistalled and now I cant connect to the internet.

I tried legacy hardware installation but it's not working. What do I even do???




aka canada



pee your pants



delete system32


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don't be the EGS guy sako



i dont understand what el goonish has to do with my epic breakdown and suicide



i always wanted a hsg mass killer



if only mbg had the balls to do anything



we dont need that kind of attention



no one on hsg even has the balls to kill themselves, let alone anyone else



the media trying to explain what hsg is would be hilarious


what's a good lubricant to jerk off with when i don't have lotion or vaseline


>They call themselves Homestuck General, they are shitposters on steroids



pee yourself








your sister's spit.



classic rev!





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wait can you post images more than once now?




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Shut Up Mark Zukerberg


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I love Vampy!


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it's been that way for like, at least a year

did you never notice? sponge did it a lot


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and they dont stop coming and they don't coming and they dont stop coming and they don't coming and they dont stop coming and they don't coming and they dont stop coming and they don't coming and they dont stop coming and they don't coming


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i remember being bummed out that i'd finally be getting into something without allusions to gnosticism when i started watching twin peaks lol




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<my id is finally satiated somewhat



post some tits you got on snapchat



i've only gotten mouthpics recently leooool



ignore bsb, post your tits on snapchat



they're pretty supple, i've been told they're just like a girl's at least once


is he ded yet

he never even got to buy that 10/22



also i miss femsponge from that instagram filter or whatever a couple weeks back

she was a total babe, duders


i miss her too


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my objective gaming opinion: only REAL gamers play on pc


whoa its as if when you get rid of your acne and wash your face you magically turn into a girl


saltlick showed me where to buy anti-androgens (not actually going leol)



lol where


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sponge doesnt need an app i bet he could look like that


i'm going to buy tranny pills




its funny

because of my rather rightist views you'd expect i'd decry androgyny as degenerate

but i fuckin love androgynous people


ive been playing with a lot of literal and metaphorical fire lately


sponge is going to become the little girl


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i wish i could be the little girl


>In 1945 Parsons separated from Helen after having an affair with her sister Sara; when Sara left him for L. Ron Hubbard, he conducted the Babalon Working, a series of rituals designed to invoke the Thelemic goddess Babalon to Earth. He and Hubbard continued the procedure with Marjorie Cameron, whom Parsons married in 1946. After Hubbard and Sara defrauded him of his life savings, Parsons resigned from the O.T.O. and went through various jobs while acting as a consultant for the Israeli rocket program. Amid the climate of McCarthyism, he was accused of espionage and left unable to work in rocketry. In 1952, Parsons died at the age of 37 in a home laboratory explosion that attracted national media attention; the police ruled it an accident, but many associates suspected suicide or assassination.

there's so much packed into this one paragraph



Sponge is gonna have a baby put in him


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if i make a portal to gensokyo do you think ill get to be the little girl





i have burn blisters on my fingertips now


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i hate him holy shit


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a fate grand order event where you summon shaq


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me on the right


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I'm joker



>has to pretend to be me to get my wife



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I'm NTRing you wesley


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my gf waiting for me



your gf waiting for me to come over and dick her while you're away



im better looking


behind gurthog


sponge can vouch for me when i say im good looking



le yes

and i'm pretty confident sako isn't as pretty


i remember wesley being ugly


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delete the third image, that was a bad selfie



why do fags make this fag face

it looks retarded


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goo night hsg


open world bible video game


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the conversation, another 2 years later: i hate overwatch and force myself to play it because ??? but tf2 is even worse somehow, so what the fuck else am I going to do


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>Leanan Sidhe: "do you use female demons for fighting only or do you use them for...something else?


wesley looks like that annoying kid in class who wont stop talking to me about anime


what's up podestaphiles



wesley makes me feel better about my babyface


i feel like shit


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no they'd smell bad


hey throw money at my kickstarter for a pornographic rune factory type game

I can't code or draw and I have no plans on hiring people that can


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you ever look at something and say

<yo that's going to be porn in like 3 pages


>new nintendo 3ds has ceased production

looks like the switch is a success.


Slap your balls and die



ah, you're still here.

are you feeling better?



pee your pants



not wearing pants r/n, so



put on pants

pee them


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god i feel bad for those people who bought the n3ds for the "exclusives"




fake news!

it's only the "normal" size n3ds that's stopped being made, making the xl the new only size




sorry, i wasn't clear.


I'm getting better at osu


whats the drama with the gay dad game


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delayed after promo livestreams


my wrist hurts now though



stop jackin it bitch



pee your pants



what's her power again



well aside from being an immortal vampire

"the ability to manipulate fate."

nobody knows what the fuck that actually means


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Glass fucking houses, Araragi.


>conor mcgregor tells floyd mayweather to "dance for [him], boy," people think it's kinda racist and start cheering for mayweather (who totally beat his wife and can't read and is generally a terrible person)

>in response, mayweather calls mcgregor a faggot

what the fuck is wrong with boxing?



that's vague enough to be some Silver-age Superman bullshit powers



concussions, overdosing on hormonal supplements, general "fuck, hit, fuck, hit, fuck, hit" mentality of a lot of boxers.


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even worse I can't think of any instances where fate is even a thing people worry about

she could just lie and say that she changed someone's fate and there's no way to disprove it



yeah, some bullshit like "your great-grandchildren will keep your name alive" or summat



who that


Oh no this arc is going to be sad isn't it


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boxing is cool

maybe the coolest sport




shes cute...


Pleased to make your Ass-quaintence!


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Koyomi Araragi deserves to die



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hey did u guys plsy the momodora video games? those sre fun so u should.


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reverie under the moonlight was fun

I liked 2 as well


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i wonder how much more time sako has spent on anime overall from having to stop and take screenshots constantly haha :o)


yea reverie and 2 are my favorites

the first ones hot garbagio obvs and 3 is forgettable


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Went to clear some Torgue DLC challenges, Pyro Pete drops this first kill.



oh lawd



AT attention. You stand AT attention.



take it to commie

i didn't sub it


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oh my god


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Third Pete kill.


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what is it dude


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Shinobu is so fucking cute and she's only cuter in a middle school uniform with glasses



>middle school uniform




hows she cuter in school uniform. every anime girl wears that. i like her w/o it.


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okay but look at her

she's adorable



shes 'ok' in uniform


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>kit's booty


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Woo I just set up my ps2 and a big crt tv that came with this dirty old apartment

time to play some star ocean


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Please tell me it's the better version

Also fuck Pete, his drops are garbage


i want to watch king of the hill but streamed and i dont think its on netflix and also i dont have netflix

i dont want to torrent it and dont have the space for it



watch king of the hill youtube poops instead



dude that is one of the best animated shows ever. just google watch king of the hill. dont u know about the internet?



i dont wathc youtube poops because im not 13 lol




but they funny....



better version?


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just reading this made me die a little



The two disc version has extra content. Dungeons and Shit.



I think that's the only version that was released in america



lol what a goofball that diego!


downloading F4 just to play Trainwiz's mod was a mistake



whats his mod



Maxwell's World

you have to escape a "haunted" amusement park



No, we got a one disc version. Less of it shipped is all.


*fucking dies*


*removes dead anon's pants*

*takes a pic of his tiny willy and posts it on the internet*


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so like

is it not good or something


i should go back and finish part 7 sometime



it's meh, i really dont get people's love for trainwiz

the main problem is that it's still buggy, even after 8 months since release


This version of Nandemonaiya I've been trying to beat on Osu is 7 minutes long compared to the soundtrack's 6



I feel like looking up covers of touhou songs

give me a character



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during the very end of my pre-expulsion college career when i was really depressed and addicted to research chemicals i had this exact thing happen to me complete with this conversation


hey sako we love you buddy but you really really don't need to liveblog every episode of every anime you watch


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Septette for the Dead Princess


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>not a septette

>she's not dead

>or a princess

come on zun


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'U.N. Owen Was Her?'


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which one do i buy hsg, im at a loss



check Okage's gameplay videos

if you like it then buy it



is that a vampire in the top one



not okage


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wait this is better




None. You buy



Me a sky3ds or CubicNinja


hey give me another character keine's music sucks



it's an undead witch i think





buy spelunky


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If you like grindy simple rpgs with somewhat amusing stories then okage is okay I guess

Maybe part of the reason I didn't like it was the outrageous loading times on ps2

I have a physical copy next to me I guess I'll give it another shot



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do u think huffing those scented markers as kids made us as a generation all retarded



i thought it was because of all the fluoride in the water



that would be the intelligence suppressants they started putting into the corn syrup



I think every generation of people has been equally intelligent

its just now that nearly every day-to-day interaction is logged and stored for instant recall

its like how kids in the 2070s are gonna be like goddamn grandma was a teenybopper whore and granddad was really into drawing fan art for an ancient webcomic called homestuck


i think its easier to forgive the sins older generations made while younger when u think about how fucking excruciatingly boring life in the past was



it's only boring comparatively

we know no life but this one and they knew no life but that



ok but like

one of their entertainment objects was the ball and cup



so? that's my whole point you dipshit



its a ball...andcup.....


remember that classic bit of entertainment, the hoop and stick



it's only boring comparatively

like i said


also don't act like that was the only thing they had man



who can forget the all time original: throwing rocks at water



what about throwing rocks at minorities?



hey fuck you skipping stones is great


Kids in the past had soda jerks so that's one up on us


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best girl


don't forget humanity's oldest entertainment



im really cold but i think i have a fever



or the youngest entertainment in your case


i pity most the ones who had television as their primary source of entertainment

Like, no internet or fun outdoors activities, just the fucking bullshit on tv



that wasn't even clever it makes no sense


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i don't think i've watched tv in months



there's a joke to be made here about low hanging fruit and balls that haven't dropped yet but I'm too tired to make it

pretend I did and laugh at my funny joke


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what kind of idiot made this


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man paradox space was trash


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not all of it


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let's not forget the best comic



somehow worse than i remember



post the doodles edit


i love when hand drawn homestuck stuff looks way worse than the sprite style



I tuned out pxs completely by the time this one came out

a good thing because jesus christ opening this in the middle of a hiatus would have been the worst shit


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Local molester gets molested by dead 10 year old he constantly molests


>tfw you still had pxs bookmarked until just recently


pxs was misguided at best

speaking of amateur hour

are there any professionals working on hivveswwap or is it basically a fanmade game



the writer and creative director isn't a fan i dont think

or a professional




and what am i even saying, most of the fans started reading around act 6 or whatever

god this is gonna be

hiveswap will be fun and i will enjoy playing it


speaking of the hiveswap staff that one fetish artist who hates hussie now after she got fired started her own kickstarter game



post it

or dont the small amount is probably depressing



link it so i can support it


how long until hussie delivers an obligatory "17776 is the new homestuck" comment



when one of his queer friends shows it to him


hussie is going to sue when they start trying to sell 17776 merch

he'll claim he owns the rights to the medium that is the hypercomic


he's gonna get rachael to take down anything that uses coloured chatlogs





Unless you've got 50 grand to spare on this crap it ain't happening.

I gotta say I feel bad for her though. It sounds like she's been through some rough shit in the last few years.



that would be the most insulting thing he could ever say i think




that sucks




since he tried to take credit for undertale


>"I, Andrew Hussie, am glad to see 17776 carry on the Homestuck Legacy, and as a show of good faith, won't sue them for stealing dave's typing quirk"


hussie screaming at toby for not seeing his name in undertale credits


things inspired by mspa >>>>> homestuck



weren't the backers in the credits


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homestuck is good as long as you don't read too far past cascade


>click the mechanics demo video on the sol bound thing


it hurts

im getting flashbacks to when i saw skepticarchers patreon



fox "clinton works for foreign powers and needs to go to jail" news says that even if don jr colluded with russia, collusion isn't even a crime

it's like im taking crazy pills

they're literally the propaganda arm of the white house




is it the one who drew porn of her character before it was even officially announced?



the very same

wonder if her troll will still be in the game


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was she fired because of that porn thing or was it something separate?



A lot of the girl demons are cute, though it's mostly just the lower level ones, I don't think there's any "high-tier" or end-of-arcana ones that are that good. Yaksini is a cute



she was fired because the whole team was fired

but she in particular got fucked over because a) her fiancé stopped getting some sort of degree or schooling so he could work on hiveswap (he worked there too) only to get fired within months, and b) she was personally promised by hussie that he'd help her out and then didn't



Who knows. Apparently she was basically in the middle of packing her whole life up to move across the country so she could work on this when she got fired out of nowhere so that must have sucked.



uhh, your argument doesn't even rhyme




>she was personally promised by hussie that he'd help her out and then didn't

jesus christ hussie




holy shit what a dumb hoe



yeah i mean hussie always made promises he didn't keep and its like haha funny misdirection

then he does something like that and you realise that's actually his solution in serious situations too


lest we forget the 'even bigger' office that the new york team supposedly moved into shortly before being fired


the tell all book (or blog post let's be real) about all this hiveswap drama is gonna be eye-opening



im eagerly anticipating 2019 when those high level backer NDAs expires


so how many people's lives has hussie actually ruined because of the kickstarter?


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me on the left



hey i know it's been 2 hours but look up the flynn effect


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no sacrifice is too great for Joey!


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I'm the guy


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my gf(s)



still havent played automato

is it good



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whats your favourite youtube poop hsg



oh god yes



did you like bayonetta or metal gear rising?

if so, then yes



hank of the hill


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wait no nevermind i forgot about this


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what do you think it'll be

do you think they were literally asking the high level backers for more money


nice choice

i just saw this one, the same guy made a few others but that's not his main channel



the flesh pinch of ball hair is another good one if you haven't seen it


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is this show even worth watching?

It has the air of one of those waifu bait meme shows


>Hannity: Media Has Been ‘Colluding the Entire Time’ to Delegitimize Trump’s Election

i hate this

that's not what this word means



i watched the first two episodes of it but was incredibly put off by the fact that most of what I saw was one of the angels entire character is "i'm a generic sadist and i do nothing but fuck with the devil girl"

i wouldn't say it was particularly good outside of that but that really soured the whole show for me



>do you think they were literally asking the high level backers for more money


werent there backer promises they didn't keep



id be surprised if there were backer promises they did keep



they sent out the plushies and shirts and shit


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wasnt sports madden and other guy a bcker thing


i think i just got mandela effected




What is Andrew doing right now, hsg?


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beating up his meat



To what


shocking twist: hussie is the guy who keeps commissioning rose with a horsecock



hussie is the guy who commission furry dogdick jade and shota dave


i like the ones where jade is almost five times as big as dave


do you think chaz is homeless again


can somebody post some of that shit?



actually fuck it i believe this

that's where the money is going




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what if hussie says he'll burn a hiveswap disc every time someone asks him about hiveswap coming out



wait like burn one as in make one

tht'd be neat



i mean youre supposed to burn disks so its fine

remember when the physical copies were gonna be usb sticks because they put literally 0 thought into it


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*milk dribbles!*


Give a man a bro, he’ll chill for a day. Teach a man to chill, he’ll have bros for life.



>remember when the physical copies were gonna be usb sticks because they put literally 0 thought into it

the bar keeps getting set lower


i know hiveswap is a scam but still

can't wait to play it



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actually i was wrong earlier

Alice is a cute



imagine people didn't complain and they kept it like that

then 30 years later the backers get unmarked usb sticks without any packaging and .rar file with hiveswap's install folder on it



and it's fucking ransomware


Hiveswap should release on floppy disks for that real 90's flair :)


getting hiveswap act 1 as a cereal box prize


my phone isnt recognizing my sd card someone fix it



your sd card has hiveswap on it, congratulations!


Hiveswap is actually just a trojan worm that wipes your hard drive of all homestuck porn


i'm not excited to play hiveswap but i am excited to turbo shitpost about it


hiveswap released on cartridges

and another kickstarter for an adapter that reads them


i can't wait for yahtzee to review hiveswap



this x 100000


i donated like $80 freshman year for a physical copy of the game

i think it was supposed to come with a flash drive with homestuck on it too


can't wait for hiveswap to become the new youtuber clickbait


i wish i had been around to donate to the kickstarter



>i think it was supposed to come with a flash drive with homestuck on it too


i dont remember that at all but now you mention it i guess that might have been a thing



yea it was


>laura doing coke in the bathroom set to the theme song

fwwm is fantastic


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wonder how they're gonna manage that

maybe a copy of collide and act 7 ripped off of youtube so you can still see the compression



me on the left



i'm the gun


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i'm the ghost skeleton



Is he in the main game yet?



i don't think so


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no, only on the test servers


who's still mad about homestuck



mad as in crazy or angry



kind of

learning that hussie actually ruined some people's lives by STILL continuing to be a lackadaisical piece of shit is pretty upsetting, though



now i'm even more confused




how can anyone sustain a obsession with this dead webcomic



i dont even care about his buisness dealings. im just real fucking mad he couldnt even try to salvage homestuck



'sustain' is the key word here

i think most current fans are young teens who only recently read the damn thing


the really sad thing is that most people aren't like that girl and would avoid talking shit about their past bosses in case it would hurt future employment

so its entirely likely promised even more of the NY team members that he would help them out


C'mon kidz! You're crazy for Homestuck®!


also isnt he an irl abuisive piece of shit

i don't think hussie is a good guy y'all



i did see that pastebin of him being a scumbag towards rachael, but i mean its from rachael's perspective so its hard to take seriously

he just passes off his scumbaggery as a joke and it works in most cases



Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.



wait, what?


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code monkey..............




original pastebin got taken down i think



rachel's a scumbag too though, so it fits


i can't believe hussie dumped rachel for ipgd


I've met all three of the people I look up to (or at least, did at one point) and while one of them went to shit at least the other 2 are still good.



who are they



>he just passes off his scumbaggery as a joke and it works in most cases

yeah but passing it off as a joke doesn't make him not a scumbag


looking for signs of life




Zack Johnson and Adam Bohn



im not arguing that

i know a lot of people would, though


damn you sound sure

is she sleeping on your sofa right now


A car crashes into a storefront in 1941. It explodes shortly after, nobody dies or is even injured.

Somehow all of the pieces of it are found.

In 2034, roughly 800 pennies are heating up uneplainably.

In 2039, the number is down to approximately 351.



I wish she were. Chaz hella cute.


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I don't remember the second bit, I just remember them saying smoking was bad


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>ted cruz adds an amendment that allows insurers to sell any kind of insurance if they offer at least one insurance plan that meets regulations

>insurers: what the fuck is wrong with you that's fucking terrible


one of the first things i did was go home and tell my mom to stop because the dare people told me my mom was going to die


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Crone broth



what game is this



DARE was a Cold War propaganda holdover program that got repurposed instead of shut down.



this is why youre supposed to craft healthcare legislation WITH insurers

not in secret and hope for the best




>When the government is so inept and corrupt that even the corporation they're trying to """help""" tells them they're retarded


I Vant To Suck Your Blood


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he's got a pretty good profile picture too






i dont remember giving a single shit about dare

clearly, lol



please don't associate jick with rev


Don't do drugs


name my egyptian soldier



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I thought they were waiting for the anniversary of mym to release the pyro update but that was like a week ago


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