/hooch/ - Alcohol discussion

>>996

I finished some old grand dad last weekend. Picked up some Old Overholt earlier. It's a rye whiskey but very similar to Granddad.

Apparently they're marketed together and called "The Olds" which seems pretty cool.

>theoldswhiskeys.com

>>5

>morning drunk is best drunk

Everyone knows that all drunk is best drunk.

sage for sobriety

>>984

Fuck yeah. Evan Williams is my favorite default whiskey and has been for 8 years, tasty and cheap, you don't get any better bang for your buck than Evan.

I'm a bit more plebeian: brandied iced tea.

>eyeball the brandy (E&J VSOP preferred)

>make a pot of Assam or Darjeeling blended

>while it's still hot, I drown a tall glass in ice

>pour in tea, slowly

>mix it with a spoon like mad

>finish it in <5 minutes

>>83

can't beat the gin and tonic

Mojitos are the shit.

Behold, the Rum Martinez:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE

Mojitos are so fucking good.

my first time was with 8 or 9 w my best friend we always saw our parents drink beer so we took 2 and tried them.

Shit was so bitter i nearly puked but we had the glorius idea to mix it w ice tee and both drank a bottle 0.5l Puntigamer (austrias best beer you fags).

i was pretty drunk but didnt realize until i was older.

>>917

>mixing beer with ice tea

Sounds disgusting. Almost as disgusting mix of the leftovers of every bottle in the house I made once when I was out of booze. I nearly puked and not because I was drunk.

>>921

Oh thank god I'm not the only person who tried that.

>>913

You are right, the post you responded to was my most recent post. I am haven't been drunk in 15 days (not because I don't want to) and I am pretty wasted right now. My parents don't like me drinking so I ate some mints before I came home. I still have an almost full bottle of the cheapest, weakest gin (18% x 0,7l) I can get in Finland because I don't have access to anything over 21%. I fucking love being drunk… My spelling is pretty good while drunk but my sentences don't always make sense, especially while writing in English. The first times I drank I didn't drink beer or anything but spirits, so I was always pretty fucking drunk.

>be this specific anon you're currently reading

>be 16

>at an annual Mexican pride festival

>go with hipster sister and her gutterpunk friends

>drink 4 beers nonchalant-like in a beverage cup+straw

>a little drunk, stumbling, more sociable than I have ever been

>sister's gutterpunk friend offers me a fine beverage called "Four Loko" which was caffeine+alcohol before FDA b& the drink for safety reasons

>drink 3/4 of the can

>wasted

>mariachi band playing on stage

>feel the need to dance

>you now know where this is going

>go out on stage and dance my little 16 y.o heart out

>everyone's cheering at my made-up moves

>either that, or they're cheering out of cringe and pity

>hop off stage

>notice police are sweeping the area checking if anyone's brought alcohol

>my (sister's) friends and I were pretty much the only ones who did as far as I speculated

>have to leave festival before police find us

>we hop on our bikes and begin to ride off

>except me, who was still a feather-weight and fell once I mounted my bicycle

>sister and her friends are over a block away

>finally get up a drunkenly ride my bicycle alongside my sister

>even on the sidewalk I'm dangerous to everyone

>swaying on a goddamn bicycle through civilians who were just trying to get to the festival

>we eventually get to a beach to rest

>sister orders chinese food

>sister goes to pick up chinese food

>sister's friend tells Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>888

The autism levels are low compared to the monster girl general on half/jp/.

>>887

>>>/monster/77870

And here's the actually relevant post I meant to link.

>>957

Futurama is literally /r9k/, but Lahey is too easy.

We need to find a more obscure alocohlic since we're fucking elitist hipsters 2gud44chinz. That was a self-deprecation joke of course, pls no call me shill.

>>865

This level of retardation is only the top of the iceberg. Logic and common sense is dead in these countries.

brb gonna go to the local goverment alcohol store to buy over taxed shitty alcohol.

kjære normdann

bor du i Oslo eller omegn? send meg en email. Nyanpo alfakrøll cock.li

vi burde ta en øl sammen, eller drikke sake. Jeg spanderer øl på deg hvis du kommer hit.

Hilsen en kar som er imot alkoholavgiften!

>>872

>>850

Enda ein nordmann her. Har lite erfaring med øl, har for det meste drukke Tuborg og Frydenlund fatøl. Har dere noen forslag til noe bedre?

En annen ting, er det noen god vodka som selges i Norge eller må jeg til Polen for å finne the good shit?

>>865

A sixpack of like a cheap shitty beer here costs around 150kr which is around 17 dollars. The rates are shitty right now for us though. The whole alcohol being governed by the state is really that bad. Its something you fret about to much on a daily basis. If you need fancy beer, wine or spirits you go Vinmonopolet. The only downside about is that since its a monopoly there is no competition so the prices can be stiff. Then again, if you cant pay for a bottle of wine, you probably shouldnt be buying alcohol in the first place.

Maybe you can buy from these guys?

http://therion.se/store/

The alcohol from this band (even if you don't like "operatic death metal") is sweet as fuark. I spent twice as much on shipping to get it to murrikastandland, maybe it's a lot easier to get it when it's next door to your homeland?

>>924

I guess I am a normie, since I have friends and all, but I too enjoy drinking alone. It's always fun, I don't care if I become an alcoholic. Drinking with friends is more fun I think, but drinking alone does have it's advantages. You can drink in your own pace, you don't have to slow down or anything. Also you don't have to share if your friends are poor.

>>943

Having friends doesn't make you a normie, don't believe all the NEET-propaganda.

I don't mind drinking alone, sometimes I prefer it, but I usually I like to drink with friends (or strangers sometimes).

What I sometimes do is drink 3 or 4 strong gin and tonics and just fall asleep on the couch, kek.

>>944I

I'm drinking alone right now, again. Cheap beer and soon some even cheaper and shittier liquor. My friends are out drinking to, I'd like to be with them but in a way I enjoy being alone also. I'm watching anime, smoking, jacking off and listening to music. The only time it gets sad and lonely is when the song ends and I have to choose a new one.

>>966 (checked)

>The only time it gets sad and lonely is when the song ends and I have to choose a new one.

I know that feel, sometimes there can be such emptiness after a song ends.

>>969

Best song to drink to. 12 beers for today, started drinking when I woke up. I just don't give a fuck, 3 days without drinking was enough for me. For the past 5 weekends I have drinked, haven't drinked during the week for ages. FUCK UEH!!!

>>956

Nice dude, i'm bottling a 3 gallon batch this upcoming saturday

>>960

Get a carboy, I got a 3 1/2 gallon one for 24 bucks, they're great, plus you can seal the top with an airlock if you need to. The only problem is cleaning, its a pain.

>>967

But how do you brew such a big amount? The largest pan I have is 6 litres, so that's less than 2 gallons. I can't imagine I could get me a pan that big and how I could fit that on my stove.

>>968

A lot of times you can brew with half the water, then add the other half in after you've put it in the fermenter, also I use a 3 gallon pot I bought for 12 bucks from walmart.

>>955

I kinda get this joke but it's hard 'cause I have never met a jew. Also, I'm drunk again, found a bit of vodka in the freezer. Yesterday I drank too much and puked like hell.

I think I should quit smoking while drunk, actually when sober too. It's not as unhealthy as my excessive drinking but it's disadvantages are something that I really am not a fan of.

>>961

Yeah man, the smoking is what kills me the next day. I tend to smoke way too much, especially since they introduced a smoke room in my go-to bar. Like the pain you feel when you inhale really deep the next morning, feels bad man.

>>962

Yeah, but I don't want quit enough. Not addicted, physically at least. I'm just so damn bored all the time, wherever I go I have nothing to do. I tend to smoke when I'm stressed out too.

Well, not like it matters. It's not a big problem, I can live with it. If it starts bothering me more, then I'll try quitting. I wonder will that be too late.

>>963

When I'm alone I can leave the smokes, it's when I'm with friends who smoke or at the bar and smokers are present. I simply can't leave it, if I don't have them I'll buy them at the bar or just ask for a cigarette.

>>964

Yeah, I get it. I do that too, when I'm alone I might smoke 1 or 2 but when with friends it's always half a fucking pack. It sucks when your friends go outside to smoke and you just stay inside. I'd rather die of cancer.

>>947

Go for it m80

I love crossfading, it's starting to become a habbit. I sometimes find that alcohol doesn't cut it anymore, so I like to mix it up with some REFER.

>>947

Never be afraid to post here, (some) drunkards are very tolerant.

>>936

This is going to be fun.

fuck ya, thanks /metal/

>>758

Yes, I am fully aware moms are biased as fuck. Which is why I'm getting my friends on this shit

I had no idea dandelion wine even existed.

How do you make it? Do you need any special equipment? What's the alcohol content?

>dandelion wine

That's gypsy tier. Your mum free tomorrow night?

>>838

Seconded, I am curious. I want to get into making my own booze.

IPA is better than no booze, but only just.

>>856

Believe it or not op is here, if you gave me the choice between bud light platinum and and any ipa mentioned in this thread, I would go for the budweiser brand.

>>375

I'm glad that someone agrees with me on this. Stout master race

most of my friends either drink IPAs or liquor, but I like nothing more than throwing some stuff on the grill and having a good stout.

http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Dwarf_Bread

Something similar to dwarf bread, where I pour the last remnants of any alcohol I get my hands on into an old jug I had laying around and keep it for the rainy day of all rainy days. I'm gonna be shit out of luck once things get to the point where I actually have to drink this abomination in the eyes of Dionysus because my life just got too shitty to bear, but for now contemplating the fact that it's always a semi-viable option is my main way of getting through the periods where I can't get drunk such as right now.

>>874

The next morning wasn't very fun. I wasn't particularly hung over, but I still spent a few hours writhing in bed and craving sweet oblivion because I suddenly remembered what drove me to actually drink the alcohol equivalent of dwarf bread.

Too lazy to post a pic, but I have a bottle of 7 year old havana club, malibu and a bottle of Finnish vodka (koskenkorva 60%), which im sipping on right this moment.