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 No.940[Reply]

I. GENERAL INFO

This board is for the discussion of all things equine.

II. RULES

1. Follow the global rule
2. Keep it civil
3. Off-topic shitposting, especially that of the "EW U GUISE R SO GROSS!!1!1" variety, will not be tolerated
4. Try to keep things horse related

III. CONTACT THE OWNER

Contact me with any and all questions, comments, concerns, and suggestions at mred@horsefucker.org, or just post in this thread.

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 No.1173

>>1172

Thanks mango




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 No.1124[Reply]

Let's talk about rain rot and what you do to make them feel better

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 No.1131

Near Texas national forest and my guess is they really should just be in the drier north


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 No.1138

Brushing. Lots of brushing. The air kills the fungus which prefers a stuffier home.

Blanketing isn't a bad idea, Anon. I've heard of baby oil being used to smother the fungus. Mostly I just pull off the scabs once it's broken through the hairs. Exposure to open air seems to kill it, so aggressive brushing should keep it from spreading too much.

Assuming you have a run-in shed for your mare to get out of the rain if she feels like it. On the other hoof, many don't so … yeah.


 No.1140

>>1138

The last has two breezeways up on hills away from where the horses are fenced off it is so dumb. I'll tell her about the brushing and oil she doesn't want to touch it because it's scaly


 No.1313

>>1138

I have found rain rot can develop under blankets over the winter, especially if you leave them on when it turns warmer

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I use 4 parts blue listerine mixed with 1 part mineral oil on bad cases. It isn't easy to get rid of especially if you have many horses. You have to pick the scabs, or scrape them off with the flat edge of a knife.




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 No.4[Reply]

I would celebrate and revere the fuck out of this one.
Seriously horses are pretty fucking awesome.
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 No.1302

>>1299

how am i not helping? also even if this was 'blatantly shopped' i don't see why a) that's a bad thing and b) it's a pretty good shoop

calm down


 No.1303

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>>1301

Owner of that thing here. There's no password on my Dropbox, you retard. What the flying fuck are you even doing.

>>1302

>"Pretty good"

Are you blind, have no sense of quality, or both? Probably both.


 No.1305

>>1303

seriously? how can you prove to me that it's shopped?


 No.1306

>>1305

You're a faggot. Leave.


 No.1312

>>1306

>bestiality board

>thread sharing horsecock

>calls me a faggot

ok




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 No.421[Reply]

>human needs about 3.7 liters of water per day
>horse produces over 6 liters of urine per day
hmm
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 No.449

>>443

I'm pretty sure horses have some weird shit that makes their urine dark and thick all the time. I forget what it is. Don't think it's a hydration thing in this instance.

 No.467

>>449
I think it's a pheromone thing, I read it somewhere in a copypasta on how to make your mare horny for you and he said if she pees or something to that extent, it's like a green light man

 No.1130

>>432

That one's pretty I love dark mares


 No.1132

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>>426

>the boys are fine too

That they are


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 No.651[Reply]

hey /horse/
which Pokémon would you fuck?
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 No.947

>bird boobs
I know it ain't right but I love those feather pillows

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>>947

>feather pillows

Holy shit


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 No.1309

zubat




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 No.427[Reply]

Seriously, what's your reason to be here?
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 No.461

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>>459
And have much nicer looking pussies

 No.462

>>459
Wow i wanna lick his balls man. Awesome

 No.472

>>427
I find mares incredibly attractive, and this place has what I want.

Being attracted to mares is great, every mare is like a supermodel to me.

 No.474

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>>472
I know what you mean

 No.475

>>474
Completely gorgeous.



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 No.1183[Reply]

Hey horse an honest question here. I have been tasked with cleaning a gelding. Lovely lad, well manered and gregarious but filthy as fuck.

Getting to the point I had to clean his junk coz it looked like insects started building a nest in there, but it was impossible to clean all the gunk out becuase he never never went erect.

I have to get him cleaned before next week(deadline friday evening) and any advice how get his member out in a socially acceptable manner ?

Pic related not him but thats the level of gunk we talking about. I fished out some clay like shit out of his sheath the size of my thumb.

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 No.1195

>>1193

Finally managed to get it done.

I watched a few youtube vids and read a few articles about it, common thread seemed to be that the horse has to be calm, a point I horribly underestimated.

I tried cleaning him in the cleaning stall and he just was too agitated for that. His ears stood on end, he would eat the treats etc.

I noticed his member come out of the prepuce when he is mingling with the herd on the pature, so I decided to take a risk and see if i could do it there.

Surprisingly he didint take much persuading and dropped after I massaged his member. He did expereince mild discomfort when I peeled all the smegma off the member but dropped immidiately after. I spent the whole day cleaning his dick and now its all spick and span. He was well behaved and stood planted like a tree for the whole time.

have to say though after today ordeal I dont find horsecocks as appealing as I used to


 No.1248

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Next time.

Warm water,

Betadine

Excaliber soap

Ky jelly

Clean cotton cloths

Clean bucket

Latex gloves

Sugical prep sponge ( sterile, with a betadine soaked sponge on one side and soft plastic bistles on the other.)

Hose

Wear the gloves,

Use the rags and betadine or excaliber to wash and scub the sheath and belly with a bucket of warm water.

Then reach in and clean the inside of the sheath.

Next get him to drop

Using the rags first just soap him up.

Then use the surgical sponge to clean the penis, the warm water , and rag soak will loosen the crusted smegma.

The soft birstles of the sponge will remove them.

Scrub scrub scrub.

Rinse off with clean water. ( if the horse will let you use a hose all the better)

Now for the bad part. The bean.

If he is crusted with smegma, bet is he has a bean.

A bean is a hard clump of smegma, inside his dick. If it gets to large he will not beable to pee. At any size it impact urine flow and causes the horse to spray himself and his belly, and that can and will cause skin burns and infections.

So new gloves, and ky time.

Lube the fingers of the gloves and the tip of his penis.

Start with your pinky .

Insert it into his urethra and hook it up, there is a little pocket there thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


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>>1248

thanks for the greentext story inspiration, anon.


 No.1286

>>1183

I don't really know much about this stuff but can't you just stick a hose under his sheath and have the water push everything out?


 No.1300

>>1286

nope. smegma is sebum based, and is hydrophobic. water wont dissolve it, which is why you need to use soap and scrub it.




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 No.59[Reply]

I'll just leave this here for anyone wanting to see two male horses having sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFKq65eNyJM

if anyone has any more feel free to contribute, i'm way into stallions. >w<

(Pic related)
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 No.289

I'm surprised the donkey doesn't even flinch when it goes in, he does look pissed though. Good job anon, it's not often that I get this aroused this fast.

 No.297

>>263

damn. Going deep in dat ass.

 No.298

>>263
Me again. Maybe it's just my browser being shit, but the audio does work you just have to download the webm. Fuck if I know what I did wrong.

 No.299

>>298
For what its worth I can hear the audio on my end

 No.1298

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relevant for the 2 people that frequent this board




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 No.3[Reply]

>Post anything horse related (even porn if you so desire)

mah nigga
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 No.1237

>>622

>>623

simply beautiful. does anyone know if they have any more videos like this?


 No.1241

>>177

OMG!


 No.1254

horse cock porn


 No.1261

>>31

sauce?


 No.1296

the first half of this thread was epic and the second half ruined it




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 No.1280[Reply]

The zoophilia board is being migrated to the beta. Will this board also be affected? It would be best to back-up the board anyway just in case.

 No.1285

MIGRATION CANCELLED: https://notehub.org/346di


 No.1292




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 No.1288[Reply]

Titties

 No.1289

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 No.1290

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1291

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 No.465[Reply]

My drive just got wiped, can we have a horse scat thread?

Pic unrelated.
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 No.599

>>473
Goddamit Carlos, you little shit.

 No.927

>>473
Keked

 No.1227

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yes please!


 No.1228

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wweeeeoooo


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 No.1276[Reply]

There's something like this on the market ? where ?

 No.1282


 No.1283

>>1276

There's Bad Dragon with their Mary toy, I don't like it, it looks weird. Same goes for their MLP-themed toy.

Then there's sidewinder1988, who produces custom ones with proper anatomy, these can be found on http://sw-creations.de/

There's also Selenophile, a MLP-artist, planning on making a penetrable toy with proper anatomy, infos can be found at http://ofcourseitwasalreadytaken.tumblr.com/post/136200618811/soon-i-will-be-working-to-prototype-and-produce-a




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 No.77[Reply]

>all these horsecock
How about a mare thread?
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 No.1231

>>338

this one is to perfect.


 No.1235

>>1209

Horrible things…I had TOR open too…


 No.1242

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I have had the pleasure of meeting a beautiful young mare in Nottinghamshire. I fingered her and in response she raised her tail. I did not lick her when I took the second picture but I did later on. I still miss her and I want to be with her again.


 No.1272

So it looks like Kondor is down http://unicorn.wereanimal.net/Kondor/Animals/Horse/Index.html

The site had a fantastic collection of animal porn images. Anyone know of anyother sites like it?


 No.1277

>>1272

It's back up!




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