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 No.182

Ok Horse I got a weird topic for discussion.
I have been horse riding for 5 years now and never had any weird pervy thoughts about horses before.
A while back my horse was in estrus or whatever and she was winking.
Ever after that I've had the urge to grope her girly bits. Nothing too lewd just want to slide a finger or two in there. Thing I keep myself from doing it for following reasons

- it was difficult building a good trusting relationship with the horse and i am afraid she may get spooked or think i was trying to hurt her and be mentally scarred

-i feel like shit afterwards for taking advantage of a being i genuinely care about

-im afraid on catching something giving the horse something i dunno dirty hards and whatever

-although chances are really really slim but getting caught would be a shitty turn of events.

Still sometimes curiosity wants to get the best of me.

help me out /horse/

 No.183

>>182

There are all kinds of guides on the net about how to approach horses sexually and I'm pretty sure she can make it absolutely obvious if she is not into whatever you're doing.
You only live once bro, go for it – just don't get kicked in the nuts or something.

 No.184

>>183
Well I guess next time I take her out pasture ill give a try and posts results. Hope nothing too horrible happens

 No.185

>>184
Also has this board been banned or something? Cant find it in the general listing had to sift through my history to find it

 No.187

>>185
There's a good handful of boards like that. Probably to stop automated web spiders from flagging us as some bestiality/loli hub and getting us v&

 No.189

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You need to fuck the horse pussy, OP.

>Posting related guide

 No.191

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>>189
Damn i should not be saving this but man this is some great read. As the file name suggest is is in fact pic related

 No.192

>>189
Great read, but I would go so far as fisting or intercourse im not into that and its also illegal where I live. However the thumb technique sound usefull and sneaky enough. Great post man

 No.193

>>192
*wouldnt

 No.194

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>>192

>Not into sex with horses


I don't pretend to understand, but I forgive you. Thumb with my blessing.

 No.203

Op here. Couldnt go through with it coz there wasnt a private moment. End of summer means everybody taking their horses for the last few rides during sunny weather.
Ill try some other time and post impressions

 No.222

>>203
I think she really needs it when she is in heat but doesn't know that you can give it to her or how to ask for it.
I'd say try to get her rocks off. Don't bother with the D. Just be careful, watch her body, she will make it obvious if she likes it or not, use common sense, go read that guide. Also don't leave her hanging, try to make her cum.

Best of luck, I'm really envy and looking forward to how it goes.

 No.225

>>222
Nice trips man. Its much harder to do now coz its Autumn and its cold and rainy so the horses have to brought back into the stables after a run and the stables have a lot fo traffic. Its not like the summer where you can let go in the pasture where there is literally nobody but a bunch horses.

That said its kinda cool how horses grow xtra layer of fur for the cold season. Now her but is all fluffy

 No.374

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Hey /horse/ OP here. I finally managed to cop a sneaky feel. Have to say it was all that it was out to be. Feel pretty rad about it

 No.375

>>374

Nice man, congrats.

 No.388

>>374
How did it go? Did she like it?
Did you like it?

 No.392

>>388
Damn your dubs.
As I said it was only a sneaky cop a feel. Considering that its autumn/winter now its often to cold to leave the horses out to pasture, but we had a warm day when it possible to do it. So I took her out put one of them coats/cover on her to keep her warm.
The coat has an opening for the tail. So as I was getting through I it came as spur of the moment type of thing. I slowly inched my hand towards her netheres making sure i wouldnt spook and she was fine with it. Since there was no resistance on her part I snuck a finger in there. Then 2, then 3 then nearly half hand went in. She wasnt bothered in any way during or after that so im glad it was ok. It felt nice though. We have been galloping for an hour before so she was already giving off nice sweaty musk. I cant really describe the smell. It smells like sweet furry leather. So yeah. The whole happening didnt last for more than a minute. It was fun but with curiosity sated I think i will be doing anything like that again.

 No.393

>>392
How's horse's skin compared to human's?

 No.440

>>393
It's kind of like the skin that forms on top of gravy while cooking or custard except it doesn't break as easily. Maybe even the skin on a scar is a better comparison.

 No.468

>>440
>gone this far
>still hasn't transcended to god form by taking pictures of her for us
Come on mate

 No.469

>>440
Thats not me the OP. Im the OP I dont even understand what means with scar tissue.

 No.482

>>468
Thats not an easy feat mate. Mostly coz I dont have my mobile with me when im riding and it be extremely awkward if someone saw me snaping pics of her cooch. I dunno I will try to think of something but srsly not as simple as you think it is

 No.487

>>469

If you've got any stretch marks, I assume he meant it feels kind of like that kind of skin. I assume he means the genitals though. Horse skin in general doesn't feel like that to me. It's just human skin but slightly thicker and with big fuckin muscles underneath

 No.501

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So /horse/ OP here I think you have addicted me to horse pussy.

Long and short of it is that I had a lucky break where I got to have a long-ish alone time with more recently ( since its cold and bad weather most people arent riding).

So I felt rather adventurous and wanted see if I could finger her for real. What happened next is something I could not have anticipated and could only be described as 'she began eating my hand with her vagoo'.
I teased pussy a little sliding my finger along the opening and playing with her donut a little.
This got pretty hot and bothered and steam was visibly coming from her nethers. As I began to breach her slit with one finger than the next etc what happened was she started constricting her inner muscles and kinda pulled whole wrist in. She felt warm and moist and had kinda pungent/sweet smell like an old sweaty leather jacket with cologne or something. So I got to do this for a good 5 or so min until I heard someone walking in the distance. I had to leave her hanging but I gave her some carrots and some apples and went on my way.

Just thinking about it makes me all hot and bothered.
>>468
Sorry bro I didnt have my phone with me but if I get a chance next I take a few pics.

 No.503

>>501
Lucky stiff

 No.504

>>501
there is a reason why horse puss is considered Top Tier.

lucky man. Personally I wish I could help someone film some fun times with their horse (or dog or goat or sheep or etc)

 No.505

>>501
Lucky you. I hope she liked it and she likes you.

 No.507

I never expected such a positive response from her considering she is a very prissy horse. Doesnt like being touched when she is eating and she is ALWAYS eating. Belly rubs are big no-no because the previous owners were dumb shits and fastened the saddle way to tight so she is really sensitive in that area. On top of being easily spooked, bossy and lots of other quirks.
Its baffling how accepting and forthcoming she was to being pleased. I definitely try some time in the future.
I dont know when I will get another chance like this but I hope I do soon. She certainly seems to appreciate it, maybe with a bit of luck there can a maregasm in the foreseeable future

 No.508

>>507

She sounds like such a bitch. I am aroused.

 No.509

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>>507
She sounds lovely, I bet she'll become a lot nicer if you keep going. Saved and recovering horses are the best when they open up.
>>508
Top notch post matey>>508
>>508
>>508

 No.510

>>509
Weird stupid phone

 No.511

I wasnt sure on mentioning it but I guess its safe to say here, is that horse pussy really felt a lot nicer that thw girls i ve been with. I mostly an average joe and I got like a few friends with benefits so I am pretty happy with my sex life.

Horse pussy like a cut above its like youve been driving a smart all your life and suddenly you got to drive a rolls royce or been eating fast food and got to eat at a gourmet restaurant. The experience is just a solid and substancial cut above.
Man I cant wait for spring an estrous to kick in.Any way to find out when that is?

 No.517

>>511

Congrats man, sounds very nice!

 No.590

Hello /horse/ OP here to regail you with the stories of my adventures

Thanks to a way that I found to give me plausible deniability I can afford to have our special session happen on regular basis.

During the colder season you usually have to keep the horse under a cover/vest-type thing and it has many places that it fastens around the horse.
The is a rope that fastens right below the tail so I just pretend that it gets tangled in the tail ( which actually often does and this excuse saved me a couple of times)

The horse is certainly appreciative of the effort if the copy pasta that has been previously posted in this thread is to be believed. I mean she is not retained in any way and she often lets out appreciative snorts here and there.There has also been a positive change in her demeanor. She isnt so frumpy all the time.
I tried to go for the home run(dat maregasm) and nearly got caught. So I will give it rest for a while otherwise people will feel suspicious and I like the place and dont want to get kicked out.

So I guess this is good bye for now. Maybe if I ever a horse of my own I will come back. Its been fun and cheers for the support you guys.

 No.592

>>590
Bite the back of her neck next time.

 No.608

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>You'll never experience a mare pinning you to a wall and fucking you senseless
>You'll never experience a mare

 No.609

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>>608
Well, there is motivation for you to work your ass off and finally make it happen.

 No.610

>>609
If I ever get enough shekels im moving to the states or denmark and have a stable. The be living the dream then

 No.672

I think I've posted my story elsewhere but fuck it, I'll post it here.

So my friend lives with his mother and his mother loves horses. I was at his house one day and we were just walking around his farm. I look over and his mother is hosing down her horse. The horses tail is braided and has that tape stuff around it. My friend starts talking to his mother and notice something. I look towards the horses genital area. And there it is. A little pink slit. I was fighting off the boner but it was too much. Seriously my boner was on OVER 9000 mode. We just walked off after he had finished talking to his mother. But god I was never so aroused as I was that day.

 No.673

>>672
>and notice something
*I notice something
Sorry

 No.674

>>672

Holy shit horse pussy is REAL?!

 No.677

>>609
Those are very pretty

 No.934

>>608
>wanting a broken pelvis

 No.938

>>934

>Implying that would happen


Nigga are your bones glass?



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