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Idea for a "health" product Anonymous 01/05/15 (Mon) 06:31:41 No.488

I want there to be a stable toy that you attach to the wall and vibrates when it's touched. It could be semi-spherical, or big hand-shaped, and it could have a silicone cover over it that you could take off and throw in the dish washer. It'd help a horse scratch an itch and it'd be funny to watch horses rub themselves against it.

It'd be cheap to make, and I predict record sales, as even casualfags find it amusing to watch horses masturbate.

Now then: who's willing to pitch this idea to a famous horse product retailer?

Anonymous 01/05/15 (Mon) 06:32:28 No.489

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Other shape I had in mind. For some reason it's making me upload one image at a time

Anonymous 01/05/15 (Mon) 08:41:44 No.490

You would have to talk to a prifessional if there us abeed for it. I just horsw ride iccasionally abd i can say with some degree of confidence that there is little damabd for this. The hand shape even sound kinda dangerous asuming its to be stuck in a pen with little space.
Sorry to shoot you down bro but it kinda sounds ridiculous like horse condoms

Anonymous 01/05/15 (Mon) 12:26:09 No.493

You could always put it up on Kickstarter.

Anonymous 03/15/15 (Sun) 01:43:31 No.916

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>>490
>You would have to talk to a prifessional if there us abeed for it. I just horsw ride iccasionally abd i can say with some degree of confidence that there is little damabd for this.

Anonymous 03/15/15 (Sun) 19:16:21 No.917

>>916

Probably either on a phone and not a !!FUCKING MANLET!! or he's not a native speaker.

Anonymous 03/16/15 (Mon) 15:25:55 No.919

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>>490
>>917
Aw god my sides.
I made that post. Jesus is it horrible.
Nah I wasnt on the phone and im not a manlet and I am native speaker.
I just have big hands and a tiny keyboard

Anonymous 03/16/15 (Mon) 16:19:45 No.920

>>919

IKTFB

6'5 and I have to have a 10 pound keyboard to git comfortable. I only assumed phones 'cause them virtual KBs be made for the manletiest of manlets.

Anonymous 03/25/15 (Wed) 09:09:05 No.941

7chans beast section is gone again :(

Hippophile 07/12/15 (Sun) 12:49:57 No.1142

>>488

Well, it implies beastiality. In Sweden, there's a belief in phantom horse cutters. But no cutter has ever been caught in the act, nor found kicked to death or something. It is also interesting that a lot of the wounds runs parallell. So it's simply horny mares rubbing themselves at the box.

But did the equestrian community draw a collective breath of relief? No, because they simply want to believe in those phantom cutters. God forbid that the horse owners themselves are ignoring the sexual needs of the mares.

>>941

Hasn't it been that for a long time?

Hippophile 07/14/15 (Tue) 15:07:55 No.1143

>>1142

But anon, mares have no sexual needs. They're like women. :^)

Hippophile 10/11/15 (Sun) 05:23:48 No.1224

>>1142

Damn. You'd think Sweden of all places wouldn't be so prudish as to favor a ridiculous superstition over simple biology.