http://rt.com/news/252065-denmark-bans-animal-sex/Denmark has approved a law banning bestiality, in a move to tackle animal-sex tourism. Those found guilty of engaging in sexual relations with an animal will now face fines and prison terms.Danish lawma

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Hippophile 04/23/15 (Thu) 17:18:46 No.988

http://rt.com/news/252065-denmark-bans-animal-sex/

Denmark has approved a law banning bestiality, in a move to tackle animal-sex tourism. Those found guilty of engaging in sexual relations with an animal will now face fines and prison terms.

Danish lawmakers approved the ban in a 91-75 vote on Tuesday. Five abstained from voting.

Those in favor of the legislation said Denmark did not want to remain the last northern European country where bestiality was legal, as this was attracting animal-sex tourists.

Welp there goes my reason to move to Denmark. Damn shame too I live like few hours drive form the border.

>TFW you will never experience horsepussy

Hold me /horse/

Hippophile 04/23/15 (Thu) 20:48:26 No.989

>Implying you won't into horse pussy

We're all gonna make it, anon. Fuck the police.

Hippophile 04/27/15 (Mon) 17:32:03 No.998

>>988

If you are willing to cross another border, I welcome you to Finland. Having sex with animals is legal here as long as the said animal isn't suffering from it. It's still seen socially unacceptable though.

Hippophile 04/27/15 (Mon) 18:24:02 No.1000

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>>988

C'mon now anon, horse is not all about pussy.

Just how much time do you think you'll spend inside a horse compared to the time spent around?

Or were you going to fence hop?

Hippophile 04/27/15 (Mon) 20:09:23 No.1001

>>1000

I would think that would only exacerbate the issue OP is contending with, though. That's a lot of time to be around the object of your desire and not act on that desire.

Hippophile 04/28/15 (Tue) 04:52:26 No.1002

>>1000

I love the white skull face horses

Hippophile 04/30/15 (Thu) 19:25:19 No.1003

>>1000

As dumb as is sounds I was contemplating on maybe visiting Denmark for the horse poon but now thats out of the question

>>998

Nice offer Timmo but is there anything to do in Finland except horse poon sauna and getting depressed ?

Hippophile 04/30/15 (Thu) 23:06:02 No.1005

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>>1003

Memes and nationalist rallies.

Hippophile 05/01/15 (Fri) 00:32:21 No.1006

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>>1005

>Memes

heh

Hippophile 05/01/15 (Fri) 03:25:52 No.1008

>>1006

They aren't as dank as horse pussy but the Finns try.

Hippophile 05/01/15 (Fri) 09:46:41 No.1009

>>1005

Also Timmo doesnt Finland have like 3 hours of sunlight per day which nowhere nearly enough to get mares in the mood ( the estrus cycle in sunlight pedant)

Im not saying no I just wanna explore my options. Im sure you understand.

Personally if i gonna travel it would be to Texas.

Horse poon check

Guns check

Warm weather check

Bourbon check

People who mind thier own goddamn business ( i dunno do they?)

Dubbs check

Atheists check mate

Hippophile 05/01/15 (Fri) 09:48:16 No.1010

>>1000

horse is bald yo

Hippophile 05/01/15 (Fri) 17:55:56 No.1011

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>>1009

If your thinking of coming to the USA, you should consider Kentucky. Weather's not as warm but I'm fairly certain we have more horses per capita than any other state (and you can screw them with impunity), some of the best gun laws in the country, including legal OC which they don't have in TX. Not to mention hella bourbon.

Also, there's a fairly good chance we'll get medical weed here in the next couple years.

Hippophile 05/01/15 (Fri) 18:11:21 No.1012

>>1011

I know man. Justified completely sold me on Kentucky.

I got my dad a bottle of Pappy van Winckle for his 60th birthday. Shits insane, but yeah if Kentucky sounds bretty good

Hippophile 05/01/15 (Fri) 20:06:50 No.1013

>>1011

Sounds like a viable option.

Hippophile 05/02/15 (Sat) 00:23:03 No.1015

>>1011

Washington has pretty high per-capita horse population, although thanks to mr. hands you have to be careful about asking around about horse poon. And cameras are right out.

and we have … 99 apples, 99-proof liquor made from red delicious, I guess?

Hippophile 05/02/15 (Sat) 07:23:41 No.1016

>>1015

Well you said it yourself man, horse poon is out of the question so no point doing it there.

I was planing on visiting US in a year or so see the sights, people and what not. My is to start at New York, rent a car mosey on down to Texas via Kentucky, then to Cali all the way to Seattle and go to Cadania on the way back to New York. Then catch my flight back to yurop from there

Hippophile 05/02/15 (Sat) 14:32:22 No.1018

>>1015

>cameras are right out

Why even fuck horses if I can't come back here and share le bounty?

Hippophile 05/02/15 (Sat) 17:59:10 No.1021

>>1018

Because it involved with a lot of risk as is and having any evidence of you doing the deed increases your chance of getting caught both irl and online. In most states or countries horse poon is actually illegal in case you didnt know

Hippophile 05/02/15 (Sat) 23:58:37 No.1024

>>1021

I understand why you wouldn't do it, I'm saying that if I'm gonna fuck horses I'm not gonna do it solo polo, I'm gonna give my thirsty niggas some horsecunt water on this beautiful Transylvanian Magic the Gathering deck critiquing hotline I call home. You can sit it out, I ain't mad atcha.

Hippophile 05/03/15 (Sun) 09:13:05 No.1028

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Have you no European pride? Do you really want to abandon this continent to go live in land of the NSA?

Hippophile 05/03/15 (Sun) 09:53:03 No.1029

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>>1028

Ninja yurop is nice an all but sometimes you just some Freedoms in places yurop wont let you be free. Horsepoon just happens to be a freedom people can enjoy in the states….. and guns…. and a good strong drink…. and i duno freedom i guess

Sad thing is I feel by the time I get enough shekels for some horsepussy it will become outlawed in the states too and the only place it will still be legal will be like some dumbfuckistan at the end of the earth.

Hippophile 05/04/15 (Mon) 02:21:39 No.1035

>>1028

>land of the NSA

You mean the entire planet?

Hippophile 05/10/15 (Sun) 23:32:24 No.1049

>>1035

That would be the PSA

Hippophile 05/11/15 (Mon) 00:57:32 No.1051

>>1049

It'll all be one nation soon. That's globalist Luciferian machinations for you.

Hippophile 05/11/15 (Mon) 14:10:19 No.1054

>>1051

Funny thing to note is that /pol/ keeps harping on about how the libs have put us on a slippery slope and that zoophilia will one day become the norm yet all recent happenings point the contrary.

Horsepoon is getting banned in more countries with every coming year and its highly unlikely it will get unbanned becuase it will be akin to political suicide. Nobody wants to run on a platform of I will legalize horsepussy

Hippophile 05/11/15 (Mon) 17:20:13 No.1056

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>>1054

Vermin Supreme came pretty close but he was more of a moderate. Presumably the free pony would have eventually given rise to the legalization of horsefucking across the US, once people had time to acclimate themselves.

Hippophile 05/12/15 (Tue) 10:16:44 No.1057

>>1056

Grade A nutter. Shine on you crazy diamond