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b4461d No.41[Reply]

Preliminary information: We're an offshoot board of >>>/monster/, for the sole purpose of allowing posters in /monster/ to be the little monstergirl. Basically, this is a meta-board for posting as monstergirls who want to be with their human husbandos and act in much the same manner as we normally would on /monster/. Most of the rules below are copypasted from /monster/'s rules, but I modified them slightly to be relevant to this board.

>Follow the Global Rules, Use the global report function for reporting illegal content.

>Follow the Thread Theme, basically don't derail threads, the same goes for off topic dice rolls too.

>Use double parentheses ((like so)) to denote out of character (OOC) discussion. If your entire post is OOC, place ((OOC)) in the subject name (this is especially relevant if you're making an OOC thread).

>Check the catalog before making a thread, so the board wont get clogged up with duplicate threads.

>Meta topics, 8chan topics, board friendship requests, questions pertaining to the board, and meta posts, stay on the cyclical meta thread on >>>/monster/. 'Humanity Fuck Yeah' posts stay on the HFY Repository thread here.

>Hide threads, posts and content you don't like, do the best you can to self moderate.

>Impersonating a /monster/ or /human/ board volunteer is strictly forbidden

>NO FURRY, KEMONO, OR MLP (Remember the sacred mantra: If it has a snout, it is out.) Subsequent posting on how furshit should be accepted or a "taste argument" will lead to a swift 24-hour ban. Posting a picture of a furry will get you a week-long ban, and repeated infractions for both will lead to perma-bans. "My Little Human" horsefucker metashit goes to >>>/mlh/.

>On CYOAs, dice rolls should always be saged regardless of thread. If you are a participant and not the content creator of a CYOA then remember to sage. Respect the authors choice to use or not use dice, and their decisions.

>High quality posts are welcomed, heavier shitposting will Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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29573c No.70[Reply]

ITT: Mamono and Humans working in a corporate environment and the shenanigans that follow; see the attached screencap for a short blurb for new arrivals.

Previous thread: http://archive.is/PiQ1a

Eighth Thread: http://archive.is/Ck9ep

Seventh Thread: http://archive.is/2CUqK

Sixth Thread: http://archive.is/o4yI1

Fifth Thread: http://archive.is/wzPn3

Fourth Thread: http://archive.is/lvHdf

Third Thread: http://archive.is/HUqPq

Second Thread: http://archive.is/AISiW

First Thread: http://archive.is/dlsJy

Current Events:

>MamonoCorp employees have assisted in organizing followers for a new goddess.

>A manager in the finance department has inadvertently stumbled onto the catalyst for a seismic shift in an established religion.

>These two combined have led to an imminent religious war, the two noted faiths facing off against the followers of Illias. Management is not happy about this.

>Plans are still in motion for a massive legal/ethical shakeup in terms of how AI and Automata are treated.

>Constant eventful occurrences aside from the above, possibly due to the influence of the goddess of Discord.

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8d0bbf No.209

>>204

Trust me, the Boyfriend dolls can stand up to some serious abuse. You should see the equipment we impact and crush test them with. The unit Kurt splits into didn't even need any structural reinforcement to stand up to my heavy loading sleeve frame.


29573c No.210

>>209

>they're durable as fuck

Definitely good to know. I've sent her the info, expect an order soon.

>splits

Oh, right, that mindsplit thing, like what Doc's got with Tess. I'm placing an order for the dreamlinker and batteries, plus a sleeve and MCB with some custom specs and mods. Phil's been asking me what it's like, the whole "being a robutt" thing…time to give him answers. Besides, I hear the dreamlinks are fun. It's not a rush order in the slightest - I'm gonna need to bring him around to the idea first anyway - but could you let me know when they're ready?


8d0bbf No.211

>>210

We've got link units and batteries ready to go, so you guys can play around with that while we get the robutt hardware ready. I mean, the mindsplit is only an incidental feature of the dreamlink, I highly recommend its intended main features as well.


29573c No.212

>>210

I'm seconding Tandy's recommendation, try the link to its fullest before worrying about the split. Aside from the more recreational aspects, it'll help you learn a lot about each other.

<The job is simple enough that it shouldn't take too long, but we'll make sure it's done right, so have fun in the meantime.

>>211

I still find it amazing that the thing took off so well. I mean, I originally put the idea forward due to lack of knowledge about just what an AI was capable of, basing it on things Nu showed me. Feels like so long ago.

<And the split itself, when I remember how that came about, I laugh. Now we're marketing it as a bloody feature. MamonoCorp, am I right?


29573c No.213

Thanks for all that work, guys. The drones are fucking sweet, easy to use and powerful besides. Might eventually consider multisleeving, but right now this feels just right for me. Also good news, the dreamlink thing worked like awesome. Here I thought Phil and I were close before. Morg, I've gotten a set for you and Nate, you two need to try this.

Separately, Jade, thanks for the card and the gift, I guess? Really, I appreciate the congratulations on my appointment to department head. I doubt I'm going to need the dildos to keep these dumb-sidhes in line, but having them handy won't hurt.




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310683 No.42[Reply]

This is the thread for dumping all of your HFY related shit, whether it be stories, images, ideas, and so on.

310683 No.60

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>>42

fuck yeah nigger.

humanity is best manatee


729692 No.190

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5b04c1 No.191

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699d84 No.30[Reply]

This ever happen, /human/?

699d84 No.58

Are you autists still whining about the WWII season? That was years ago. At least talk about the current Muslim invasion arc.


699d84 No.64

>>58

It was the last fun war in the series. Virtually every other fight was filler during the Cold War arc that went on forever, and they never went anywhere interesting. The writers are probably going to do the same shit with the Muslim invasion.

Besides, bitches will be talking WWII until the end of time because of the gorillion husbandos.


47c8f1 No.186

Why did the authors go full grimderp on the WWI season? Did they need to kill so many characters?


bd033d No.187

>>186

Serial escalation, duh. After the previous stuff, like that War of North and South, all those plagues, and the wizard hunts, they had to come up with some new shocker or risk losing the audience.




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2f1257 No.181[Reply]

What does it mean to be "human"?

62f360 No.182

>human POV

>wanting to be the human

It's weird, but I've seen worse.


cc4506 No.185

>reverse alp

Gay.




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d6a1bd No.143[Reply]

Hey guys



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ed1973 No.69[Reply]

With the death of the monsters on this board, I claim this territory in the name of humanity!

2b6f9c No.78

Lady, you need help.




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805c5a No.33[Reply]

Humans are a myth fam

ce0750 No.76

One: let us have our fantasies, babe.

Two: that's not even a very good rendition of a human.




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a7740c No.66[Reply]

Hello /human/, I am Otto and I need relationship help. I should probably give you all a brief history lesson to catch you up to speed. I stand 5'9", dirty blond, hazel eyes, and I am a paladindu. I was born to a Polish mother and a German father in Frankfurt, but when I was ten we moved to The States. Once there we could never stay rooted in a city, just kept moving every two or three years because of my fathers work. This made it very had to make and keep friends or any other kind of acquaintances, especially with other paladindus who haven grown up together.

I never had the chance to meet any monsters because I was always told to keep away from them by my father. Though I always saw a fight between a paladindu and one in all my schools, the paladindus almost always lost. One thing about my father, who is always changing jobs, is that he has no time for his son. So I never really learned why I should hate monsters. My whole attitude to them was one of a cursed curiosity. I never could get close to one out of my own fear, but never keeping too far away from them either. I guess you could call it stalking. Mom was a similar story, always drinking, smoking, and watching what ever was on.

We finally found a palace to settle down, in a sleepy town just out side the city of Red River, Arkansas. Named after the river that the town was founded near. This happened on my senior year of high school so I was at the bottom of every totem pole, and a easy bully target. After about half the year passed I finally found a friend, his name was Jimmy and he had been my best friend ever since. 5'8", greasy black hair, thickest New York accent, and family in the mob. He always bragged about it to me. I think he would let that get into his head to often. He Nearly started a fist fight with a ushi-oni because she talked to much. He moved out here about a year before I did from the Bronxs. An outsider, like me. I think that's why we got along so well.

Now I am twenty two and working at a local mechanics shop, I live in my own apartment with a pet bearded dragon. I named him Joe after an old dinner I would hang out at when dad hit mom. Anyway about a month back my father and mother divorced, I didn't feel anything. But Jimmy thought I was depressed so he went sniffing arouPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

0058ea No.67

It was a slow day at work, I had just finished changing the oil for a white 2016 Dodge Challenger that came in for engine inspection. With a bumper sticker that read 'Don't ride me or I'll be riding you'. I had seen worse, but that was still uncomfortable. Jimmy came into the back of the shop around 5:00 and chilled for a bit in the employees break room until the boss left. Once she left he came out with a stupid fucking grin, then pegged me in the back of my knee with a baseball. "Owe! What the hell man? You nearly hit the car." I called back to him with a worried and painful grin. "Ay don't worry about the car. I found a sweet little party for us to go and knock around in. Maybe even find you a girl or two." With a massive smile he walked across the floor and plopped up on the tail gate of a Chevy and spread out. "I don't know man, I am not good with people, worse with girls, and abysmal with monsters. Besides I don't think I can afford it with work." I kept working with the Dodge while we talked to take my mind off of the aspect of going to a party. "You'll do fine with me Otto I will bring you home before your bed time, and who said there would be monsters there?" I pointed over to a rag on a tool cart by him. "Grab me that rag for me please. Plus it's 2026, monsters are everywhere after the a Total Integration Act." As I closed the hood Jimmy slid off the tail gait and walked over to me with rag in hand. "One, the year has nothing to do with it fuck nugget. Two, you are being over dramatic. Three, don't be a pussy." Taking the rag in hand I cleaned off my face then my palms. "Okay I will come, but only for an hour, and no talking to monsters. Got it?" A quick slap on my back followed his comment. "Party is out side town and starts at eight, I will send you a text with the location." With that he was out the door. I waited until I couldn't hear his engine anymore, then tossed the rag back on the cart."

Looking over I got into the car and brought it around to the front. Going back in through the car entrances I walked to the employees window placing the keys in the widow I called for the Dodge owner. While doing some paper work I heard a familiar voice that made me stop. "So this is what you do now? From stalking women to fixing cars." Turning my attention up I saw Anabeth on the other side of the window, a hellhound who was one of my worse bullies. I was frozen whenPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




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561ad9 No.65[Reply]

Alex Jones is my favorite human show. He's such a badass high-energy guy.

It feels so empowering seeing him take on the invisible villains "The Globalists".



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248907 No.4[Reply]

Anyone got more pictures of this one? He's my favorite human.

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248907 No.48

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>husbandoing dictators

>ever


248907 No.49

>>48

he is not even written that well!

really, the whole story is amateurish.

I mean, the "joos" species is just a thinly-veiled jab at the danukis


248907 No.56

>>49

>Joos are tanukis

Yeah right. Who's turn against the tanukis?


248907 No.62

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>He's my favorite human

I think he's also humans' favourite human.


248907 No.63

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>>48

>uses the catchphrase of the most totalitarian society of human lore

Grow up, hatchling. The whole world is not your specially homogenous snake-slut island where you communaly coil up husbandos.




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5dc695 No.61[Reply]

a real human bean.

and a real hero

real human bean.

and a real hero

real human bean.

and a real hero

real human bean.

and a real hero

a real human bean.

and a real hero

real human bean.

and a real hero

real human bean.

and a real hero

real human bean.

and a real hero



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93e6ad No.51[Reply]

Hello there.

93e6ad No.52

>>51

You better get out of here before some kobold with a tinfoil collar shows up, just throwing that out there.


93e6ad No.53

Guessing that the mailman was lynched by said kobold with the tinfoil collar, haven't heard back from him. RIP in peace


93e6ad No.54

>>51

STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE AND HUBBY!

>>52

You just don't understand, every kobold knows that mailmen are secret gays that want to NTR kobolds for their hubbies!


93e6ad No.59

>>54

>Kobold

Say sweetheart, do you want to do me a favour? Can you check to make sure your collar isn't pinching anywhere? No reason in particular, I just have a hunch that it might be a tad uncomfortable. That's all.




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ee68ad No.28[Reply]

>you will never kiss your husbando

ee68ad No.47

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>TFW no BF To help you in a hard time

>TFW no BF To get headpats from

>TFW no BF To tackle to the bed and ravage

>TFW no Husbando to have a small, healthy family with

why is life suffering girls?


ee68ad No.57

>sweet, cute, and caring boy who I want to protect and make many babies with

>not real

>gold-digging gigolo who'll dump me a more alpha girl comes along

>real

Why even live?




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d0115d No.15[Reply]

human is not for sexual

d0115d No.26

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>>15
uwotm8

d0115d No.44

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>>15

>Humangirls

Off to >>>/order/ with you


d0115d No.45

>>15

daily reminder that shotas are not for sexual.

shotas are for cute and raising to be a good strong boy


d0115d No.50

>>44

Don't you mean >>>/law/?




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