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File: fbd1bcfc81c09dc⋯.png (37.96 KB, 353x629, 353:629, image.png)

2a50b7 No.100221

www .serpentinegalleries. org

get ready faggots!

c80504 No.100222

>>100221

YAY

>[–]

>▶ITS HABBENING!!! Divider  08/03/17 (Thu) 22:45:46 2a50b7 No.100


4c2a2c No.100223

>Serpentine Gallery

Inside. Guarded. Under lock and key.

On the plus side admission is free so they likely have no concept of what they are getting themselves into. Time for britbongs to redeem themselves. Remember the scissors this time lads.


2a50b7 No.100224

File: c17629395791a79⋯.jpg (176.08 KB, 800x1076, 200:269, c17629395791a7976608cd199f….jpg)

gonna need some super hard britfags to get the job done this time


f936cc No.100225

File: e4816284c8bb112⋯.png (303.33 KB, 2220x2400, 37:40, ClipboardImage.png)

IM SO READY


5d7848 No.100226

I live in Kent, 37 miles away. There must be anons already in London but if all else fails, I might be able to get there. This is exciting


4c2a2c No.100227

>>100225

> IM SO READY

Do you have your scissors?


9948f4 No.100228

>>100221

Can you confirm the validity of this information?


c139d0 No.100229

File: 9748957adcdbf2b⋯.jpg (113.65 KB, 550x544, 275:272, Ebrietas.jpg)

Ebrietas is ready for her big reveal!


9c5799 No.100230

File: a4bf90d72e6e771⋯.jpg (31.26 KB, 270x450, 3:5, low-energy.jpg)

The fucking loser is now going to trot out HWNDU for every pathetic art opening he does going forward for the next 4-8 years, because that is all he has to draw attention to himself.


9c5799 No.100231

File: ad28a8e99d6d812⋯.jpg (70.31 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, SerpintineGalleries.jpg)

If we can't get a drone to torch the flag on the outside, keep in mind the flag will equally burn if the whole gallery goes up in flames.


78f8f8 No.100232

Londoner reporting in. Available Ven, Sat, Sun.

When is the flag gonna be transported there?


268f87 No.100233

File: 362f786ce79b26b⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1007x820, 1007:820, Screenshot_2017-08-05_10-3….png)

File: 122825cab94f85d⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1007x820, 1007:820, Screenshot_2017-08-05_10-3….png)

File: bb68e7dfc38bb4d⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1111x760, 1111:760, Screenshot_2017-08-05_10-3….png)

File: a025f55140aeb56⋯.png (1.78 MB, 1278x847, 1278:847, Screenshot_2017-08-05_10-3….png)

File: 9bb78e0c985c6b1⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1008x705, 336:235, Screenshot_2017-08-05_10-3….png)

Pics from googlemaps.

Looks like there's no nearby buildings for roof jumping. If they put it on the roof, an anon might have to soceng their way up there or just find an access door. If that fails, contractor outift + ladder would probably work fine.

If the flag is inside, stealing it would be harder, but I don't see them putting it inside. The whole point of a flag is that it billows in the wind, so they'll probably put it on the roof or on a separate flagpole outside. Then all we would have to do is wait until night time.

There's roads near enough to the museum and there's enough tree cover that a team of 2 anons would be able to escape very easily (one waiting in the car while the other steals the flag).


78f8f8 No.100234

>>100233

That weird structure beside the gallery itself is the Serpentine Bar. Maybe they are gonna put on top of it?


78f8f8 No.100235

>>100234

It's actually called the London Kitchen tho


268f87 No.100236

File: 7bf0928610ab368⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1528x695, 1528:695, Screenshot_2017-08-05_10-4….png)

File: 6ff646847fd5321⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1286x716, 643:358, Screenshot_2017-08-05_10-4….png)

File: aa4399d6764ee68⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1523x753, 1523:753, Screenshot_2017-08-05_10-4….png)

File: 6843d2fae3ae8ac⋯.png (1.81 MB, 1254x956, 627:478, Screenshot_2017-08-05_10-4….png)

File: 3a58031c44c568b⋯.png (2.54 MB, 1527x921, 509:307, Screenshot_2017-08-05_10-4….png)

>>100233

More pics

>>100234

>>100235

Which structure? Are you talking about the obelisk thingy? I'm looking at the "wavy" structure just to the East of the main building. It looks to me like the pavilion mentioned on their website, but when I look in the area on streetview, I see something very different (pics are old)


268f87 No.100237

File: cad7d60b10386c9⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1427x792, 1427:792, Screenshot_2017-08-05_10-4….png)

File: 7b294cb908d0c59⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1372x708, 343:177, Screenshot_2017-08-05_10-4….png)

File: b33f7df0784a13c⋯.png (802.15 KB, 1211x454, 1211:454, Screenshot_2017-08-05_10-5….png)


78f8f8 No.100238

>>100236

Last time I went there there was a bar in the pavillion thnigy.

Are the pics you are posting recent?


268f87 No.100239

>>100238

They're google streetmaps and they vary in age between a couple months ago to a couple years ago. If anyone in London can go get more up-to-date pictures of

- Security cameras

- Inside security systems (including people)

- Doors/windows/entrances/exits

- Tree density

- Paths in and out

- Employees (for better soceng if we can mimic their outfits)

that would be super helpful.

For a building this small, I don't see them having more than one nighttime security guard. If the flag is on the roof, all it would take is one anon to cause a disturbance to get the security guard's attention, and then once he's away from his desk, a second anon would move in with a ladder (doesn't look like you'd need a very big one on this building) to get the flag.

Also please bring a knife this time, britbongs.


3fabd4 No.100240

File: 8747ba9654fe486⋯.jpg (27.69 KB, 314x391, 314:391, its time nazi.jpg)


673107 No.100241

looks easy


4c2a2c No.100242

>>100231

>keep in mind the flag will equally burn if the whole gallery goes up in flames.

Arson is a cheat code.

Fire will win this season easily, but then every other venue will be too scared to take on HWNDU, so no more free flags for us. We don't want to beat Shia. We want to break him.

That building looks easy enough to climb. From the pics here I can see three easy routes to the roof, and every section of the roof looks like easy access to every other section.

The hard part is remembering the fucking scissors.


268f87 No.100243

File: f062c9aa55b0e1d⋯.jpg (54.61 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, photo_2017-08-05_14-09-49.jpg)

File: d03eb0dc6e60690⋯.jpg (59.67 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, photo_2017-08-05_14-09-50.jpg)

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File: 49b19b70adedfd7⋯.jpg (81.78 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, photo_2017-08-05_14-09-51.jpg)

File: 55a4331d83c21cc⋯.jpg (58.98 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, photo_2017-08-05_14-09-52.jpg)

Spoke to my London friend. Went to the gallery to gather additional info.

There was one guard patrolling the pavilion area (which is the building to the East of the gallery) wearing a white shirt and dark pants.

Camera Notes:

One camera on each corner of the building

Two "dome" cameras on the back.

No camera on the front left side of the building, but front right has a camera that faces the front left.

Friend is also pretty sure that we're working with the Serpentine Gallery and not the Serpentine Sackler Gallery (which is a 5-minute walk away) because when people say "Serpentine Gallery", they usually mean the one that all these pictures are of.

Here's some of my friend's pictures.


268f87 No.100244

File: 04f343b839e1bb1⋯.jpg (80.1 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, photo_2017-08-05_14-09-52 ….jpg)

File: 838226a508076da⋯.jpg (22.49 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, photo_2017-08-05_14-09-53.jpg)

File: 8a6d6c451bf229a⋯.jpg (68.75 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, photo_2017-08-05_14-09-54.jpg)

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File: 81ff49200d374fb⋯.jpg (58.75 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, photo_2017-08-05_14-09-55.jpg)

>>100243

second batch


268f87 No.100245

File: 81fd501881efd29⋯.jpg (62.81 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, photo_2017-08-05_14-09-56.jpg)

File: 9f1e53e1e431639⋯.jpg (62.87 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, photo_2017-08-05_14-09-56 ….jpg)

File: a1b6dae3e399ac0⋯.jpg (65.38 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, photo_2017-08-05_14-09-57.jpg)

>>100244

last batch

Pictures are dark b/c it was getting late.


268f87 No.100246

>>100244

Car in second pic was apparently a patrol car. Light on top was blinking.


268f87 No.100247

>>100246

>there isn't any spaces with a lot of trees where you can lose guards

>it is totally normal to be left in the park after it's closed and have to climb the fence to get out

>the guard is always outside

>he was standing in a pavilion either on his phone or a walkie talkie

From londanon

The phone/walkie dilemma has two possibilities with opposite outcomes. If he was using a phone, then he doesn't take his job seriously since there's never any weird internet people trying to steal art. He was likely just going to the pavilion b/c it's out of range of cameras and he can talk to his waifu on the phone there without the cameras having a record of it. However, if it was a walkie talkie, then he likely takes his job very seriously and was phoning home to other security guards still in the exhibit. They might be reading this thread so be careful what you say.


4c2a2c No.100249

>>100243

>Went to the gallery to gather additional info.

Can you go during the day to get some inside information? Take plenty of "selfies" with access and security details in the background. We need a basic floor plan with routes and camera coverage.


78f8f8 No.100250

>>100249

Will try to go again this fri/sat/sun.


0e9bd0 No.100251

Have we even got solid confirmation its at this place beyond that shitty easily faked message screencap?


4c2a2c No.100252

>>100250

Godspeed brave anon.


52f59a No.100254

>>100221

Reminder the Luke has visited this board at least twice, and discussing plans in front of him puts us at a disadvantage.


52f59a No.100255

>>100251

Nope. That is what I am hesitant about too. Luke posts hwndu events officially via his twitter or the hewillnotdivide.us site. This reeks of fakery


2a50b7 No.100256

>>100251

Sauce is a trusted sauce provider from /hwndu/comfy/ discord


78f8f8 No.100257

>>100255

Yes but why the serpentine gallery then?

It's such a specific place.


293677 No.100258

>100257

We'll find the flag regardless of where he puts it. In the end, it'll be ours.

Deus Vult!

P.S.: Since we all know that he is watching this board, Luke, let it be known that you, Shia and ronkko brought this upon yourselves when you did the Tennessee flag.


9dc500 No.100259

>>100256

>>100256

>>100256

Yea ok Luke, nice try, we're not gonna join your discord server, damn amateur.


4c2a2c No.100260

>>100251

The moment the flag goes up we'll have confirmation. If it's not at this gallery, we'll know it immediately. There's no place we can't get it. If it is at this place, we might as well have a little prior intel.

Plus Luke is arrogant. He still thinks he's smarter than us. He's exactly the sort to throw down the gauntlet like this because he doesn't learn.

Hi Luke. I know you're reading this.


2a50b7 No.100261

>>100259

well thats good , cuz you ain't invited


c9d607 No.100262

>>100230

Yeah that's what I feel this is. Nothing to do with Shia or Trump etc. Just attention for himself.


cb8566 No.100263

File: 0dbd5c360d73d38⋯.png (351.74 KB, 876x1079, 876:1079, sekrit proofster.png)

>>100258

But we already have the flag. He has to get it from us first!


371342 No.100271

So I'm guessing Shia's not involved with this season?


a58f34 No.100272

>>100271

Possibly. Wouldn't rule it out that him and Turner are working together again though. Shia's in NY atm.

>http://www. dailymail. co. uk/tvshowbiz/article-4775684/Troubled-star-Shia-LaBeouf-rides-New-York-City.html


1de08b No.100273

File: 3c8ce21ecaf89d0⋯.jpg (60.35 KB, 634x571, 634:571, shia status: divided.jpg)

>>100272

>It is a new low. A low I hope is a bottom.

The conditioning is working.


028601 No.100275

File: b6d3d8422660a94⋯.jpg (34.27 KB, 634x423, 634:423, 42D9CF1100000578-0-image-a….jpg)

lul

>Agreeing to star in a movie where you're a protagonist who saves and wuvs a downie

You know he jumped right on that virtue-pumping shit.

Shia's opposite, the completely red pilled actual-artist Crispin Glover (who renounced Spielberg and Hollywood immediately after his big break), used downies in his art movies, but he was nice enough to never release them (he tours around and screens them in theaters and will kill you if you whip that cell phone out), knowing the imagery would be torn apart by the internet and memed on forever. (I have a rare copy of one of them, watermarked across the middle, I respect Crispin too much to propagate it).

I hope this "Peanut Butter Falcon" downie's parents enjoy the material that will be made out of this pathetic bleeding-heart weetards-are-so-brave schlock fest. Even the title is purely insulting, like it was written by some female celebrity who suddenly fancies herself a children's book writer, "oh I know, I'll make a cutesy tale about how cute lovely retards are, awwwwww, I'll call it 'Corky's Saliva Covered Coat Hanger Sculpture"... lemme see who wrote this shit...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2436566/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

A talentless commercial actor with extreme cuck face, and his co-director, who made:

"Taking My Parents to Burning Man (Documentary) (producer) "

Yup. Everything seems to be in order here. Right there on Shia and Luke's level. Sad!


028601 No.100276

>>100275

But seriously we need to find this ill-fated mutant and redpill him. Do you think Shia would punch his downie face in if he said he liked Trump? That would be an awesome red carpet opening.


cce8c2 No.100278

>>100275

Who's the downie in this movie? shia or the other tard? Does the retard fuck dakota johnson!??!


c75402 No.100280

File: 822740cb7dad659⋯.png (382.85 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, Waaaaaaaa.png)

>>100221

Get over to Lukie's Twatter -he's throwing a fit over media coverage of the flag hunt. ...and -of course white supremacy.


7b2110 No.100281

>>100230

hwndu started as a compelling participatory art project that shocked and awed many, now it's just a marketing gimmick for British museums, they'll probably start selling the flags in the gift shop soon enough


2c08b0 No.100282

File: e9363841d8bf1ea⋯.png (101.87 KB, 622x488, 311:244, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 12666f1c419dca1⋯.png (93.38 KB, 609x457, 609:457, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ded81f81bc818d9⋯.webm (2.94 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, shitposting.webm)

File: ef23bb670dc628c⋯.webm (533.37 KB, 426x426, 1:1, fish boy.webm)

>>100280

awwwww

I love that he is getting a bit internet-wise. At least he realises it's a fake account, which strangely is more than most people do.

I keep seeing the typical "dozen (you)'s" facebook posts from blatant bait that is so absurd and basic it wouldn't even be called bait on a chan, yet normalfags take it at face value.

>sock-puppet

That gives it too much gravitas

It's just a joke account you retard, it's not like it's organizing a political movement

>pretending poorly

HE'S NOT EVEN TRYING

Here's the deal:

Imagine a kid rings to your home.

You realise it's just a kid doing an "adult" voice. The kid is not "out to get you", the very fact that he is saying that shit to you is the joke in the first place. Whether you hang up, get fooled or played along,

Jesus, dude, have fun once in a while. If you entertained him you could have gotten a good laugh.

You can:

>A. Not realise its fake (sadly what most normalfags do, but you are past that thanks god)

>B. Get mad and bitch about it on Twitter (You are here)

>C. Ignore it (boring)

>D. Play along, at which point the other guy will realise and will make up more shit to entertain you (aka laugh together)

>E. Up your fucking game and pretend not to have noticed and start leading him on until the guy doesn't even know if you are serious or not until you start using SPURDO talk on every other phrase and a shitton of emoticons X:DDDD (for reference, this is a dick: 3===>, or 3===| if you are circumcised)

>F. Videos related

>G. Create a fake account and join him

>HH. Unironically become a white supremacists (You'll get here eventually)

>that feeling when

tfw = that feel when, Luke

>tfw no far-right extremists plotting to kidnap me

I'd like the attention you get.

I would enjoy playing along, but then again, I'm not a career media personality whose reputation is at stake.


9c5799 No.100283

>>100275

>Agreeing to star in a movie where you're a protagonist who saves and wuvs a downie

So it is the story of Shia's real life?


4c2a2c No.100287

>>100281

>hwndu started as a compelling participatory art project

It started as attention whoring. It only became a compelling art project when anons made it such by fucking with it.


f0a07b No.100288

>>100282

Yep a real attention seeker.

Probably has nothing to do with Shia and knows all about the negative attention HWNDU got. He wants to use it to push whatever crap he has while whining about trolls etc.


095b5e No.101027

>>100221

It's not in a museum it's in a house on 27 Belsize square on the second floor


095b5e No.101037

ITS NOT AT THE MUSEUM IT'S IN A HOUSE ON 27 BELSIZE SQUATE ON THE SECOND FLOOR. THE HOUSE HUMBER HAS A 3 IN IT AND BLUE TEAM ALREADY CONFIRMED THE LOCATION BY SHINING A LIGHT THROUGH THE WINDOW


bf01c8 No.102238

>>100229

Missed you bro


13a3bb No.102250


7e26d9 No.102314

File: 59fc6df08f6cb55⋯.png (67.58 KB, 243x145, 243:145, aint.PNG)

>>102250

discord




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