No.129
>jerking off
>mom walks in
No.132
>tfw you smoke too much and it feels like you're dying for an eternity
No.133
>>129>mom jacking off>I walk in No.136
>>133see, if you have regular family orgies this isnt a problem
No.141
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No.166
>>133Why does your mom has a penis?
No.175
>>154Terrible fee. It fucking hurts.
No.176
No.177
>grill walking towards you from the opposite direction
>you get all disoriented
No.180
>>129>mom off>jerk walks in No.201
>>177>twf no girl ever walks in the from the opposite direction>enginnering undergrad life No.204
>>201medicinefag here.
Imagine a socially awkward robot trying to discuss sensitive topics with patients, oh boy.
Diagnostic radiology, here i come!
No.212
>>204Radiologists earn big. Really really big. At least hot girls' parents would approach you to bang their daughter.
No.213
>>212But I barely talk. Wonder how that relationship would be. I have never had a single female friend. Since highschool I have been a shut in, and ended up watching cartoons, playing vidya and studying all day long.
No.221
>fap like crazy
>blow my load
>tfw
>use those feels to kick start a productive day
>mfw I practically masturbate everyday to fulfill my goals
Shame is a crucial ingredient in rational thought. Learn to use it.
No.237
>>213You don't need to talk to bang
No.248
>>213I never had any female friends too :(
No.252
>>248We'll make it /b/ro.
No.253
>>237Give us your gyan sensei.
No.259
>>213Glorious feeling, isn't it? You can do whatever you want, without the restraints of so-called "friends" telling you, "what the fuck are you doing?!?"
Freedom has never tasted so good.
No.326
my granny always pisses me off by shoving religious beliefs in my face
i exact my revenge by cumming on her diabetic medicine
No.328
>>326>i exact my revenge by cumming on her diabetic medicine.u r a fagit, but a cool fagit.
No.351
>>326Bro, you'll get some serious paap when she dies.
No.386
>>213pls don't commit sudoku
No.387
>>259I never thought of it this way.
No.392
>make scrambled eggs
>bite into a small piece of eggshell.
No.401
>tfw lonely
No.537
Am i the only person here with a good job, good social life, gf and healthy sex life?
No.539
>>177I used to do this
feels good to not be alone
No.611
>>129>tfw depression>makes you a little apathetic>have to keep up appearance at work or they start getting suspicious>feigning empathy>feigning concern and any type of interest>feel like I can't even begin to talk to co-workers because the most they complain about are non-problems No.614
>>537Nobody lies on the internet right?
No.702
>>129>go walk at night once after studying all evening>walk from around 12:30-2 or 3AM>walk past a police station at one point>police vehicle waiting to pull out when I walked by>This fat cop calls me>straight away slaps my fucking face without asking a single question>mfw I couldn't do anythingWhy is the world so cruel bros?
No.712
No.775
>tfw bad diarrhea and your ass burns
No.791
>meeting gf
>excited
>giant fucking zit on your face
No.792
>>791>tfw pimple under the edge of the nostril (pic related)
No.796
>>702WTF file a fucking assault case against that cop
No.797
>>791>meeting gf>gf>GTFO. you hsve nothing to do in a feels thread No.823
>>796dont know if trolling or that dumb
No.971
>>796I wish I could.
But I know a case where the guy who went to file a case against a cop was duped. Someone in the police station had put some drugs in his bag, and the cops were then threatning him instead. They weren't even inspectors with stars on their shoulder, these were just some hawaldars.
No.1161
>tfw i found anons from india
No.1298
I'm feeling so down. I just feel so worthless right now. pic semi related.
No.1306
>>1298We'll make it through man.
No.1307
>>1298Oh great. The baww cancer made it's way here. Fucking great…
No.1310
>>1307Shut the fuck up nigga. Some people legitimately have no one to tell their problems to. Everybody NEEDS to vent their problems at some point in their lives; especially during the worst of times. This place is absolutely perfect to do just that: vent your problems.
Some people even enjoy giving helpful advice to those in a slump. If you feel like you're a tougher person than anyone else here because you either a) keep your emotions bottled up (extremely unhealthy by the way) or b) have someone in your life you can talk to about these things, then more power to you. Ignore the fucking thread. Don't post. No need to be an asshole.
No.1311
>>1310Stop being a fucking attention seeking kid, choot
Either man up and face your problems or fucking kill yourself already
No.1313
>>1311Why don't you share with us the fantastic decisions you've made in your life that landed you on a chan board?
No.1314
No.1317
>>1316I'd rather not, cause she was an ugly ass landwhale who even had hair on her nipples
No.1320
>>1310This.
==everything== is cancer these days.
To some it's Baww, to most it's >tfwnogf, to other's it's porn, some think it's gore, others think it's political shit.
If you get rid of all the 'cancer', what the fuck is left?
No.1321
>>1317soo… you got raped?
No.1323
>>1320In my view, cancer is 3 things: 1) spam, 2) censorship, and 3) shitposting.
Spam of course is all the link spammers, surveys and other such crap trying to scam a buck. Kill them with fire.
Censorship is obvious, and it's nearly always moralfags that do it or ask for it. So far I don't see any censorship here.
Shitposting is simply where the same thread gets spammed over and over. For example, one pony thread on /ib/ won't bother me, I can just hide it move on. But if they take over the board so that every other thread is ponies, then it's cancer. I don't want to sit on the catalog looking at 10 identical copies of the feels guy, or check-em, or other shit. One or two such threads is plenty. When it dominates the board, it ruins it.
So that's what cancer is. People scamming money, trying to take over the board, and censorship. It's not just stuff I don't like or agree with. It's when something shits up the entire board that it becomes a problem.
No.1324
>>1323All things considered, it's a pretty good writeup anon. The problem is that cancer has become synonymous with 'threads & posts I don't like.'
No.1335
>>1321Nah man
I'm sure you know puberty; that time where you wanna put your fuck stick in any open hole available
No.1386
No.1520
>>1519Been there. But over it now because I stopped giving a fuck at one point.
Consider finding a job where you don't mind spending your entire day though. If you are working at a place where u son't have any friends, you 'll feel like shooting yourself in the head.
No.1521
No.1525
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>>1519>your entire postYou are among right people here m8.
Join the club.
It's just a ride.
No.1615
>tfw kids make fun of you, and you are not sure whether to reason with them or shoo them away.
No.1633
I didn't poop yet today /ib/ and it's almost 9:00pm
No.1635
>>1633Enjoy your bleeding anus when you poop a giant turd.
No.1703
>>1701>Haircut>dentist>nigga>wut? No.1707
>>1701>getting teeth cleaned at barber>his dick touches my tongue No.1708
>>1703Welcome to /ib/, heres your complimentary gift.
No.1723
I have a story.. my friend and I were at my grandma's place in the countryside and there was this weird glow coming through the window, and it started getting windy. My friend started acting really weird and seemed kind of different.. our conversation is as follows:
>Amay, do you see that light?
>You're just seeing things go to sleep
>You need to get up its getting brighter
>
>Leave me alon, its probably 1 in the morning
>My heads starting to hurt, i want to leave
>Amay it's probably nothing, just go to sleep
>Ok, so youre telling me i'm crazy? Whats next. you're going to tell me to read the first letter of every line?
No.1769
>tfw no gf
No.1771
>>177> friend walking towards you from the opposite direction> look at mobile till you get to a talking distance No.1772
>>792> tfw pimple on your ass No.1801
>hug mom
>her boobs keep on pressing on my chest
No.1808
>halfchan is fucked
>plebbit is retard hivemind
>all popular chans block tor
>kids who would've gone onto usenet 20 years ago now using facebook and plebbit
>irc is dying and has been shit for 10 years anyway
>every site commercialized and law abiding
>spam, analytics, javascript bullshit everywhere
>no sense of community anywhere
>tfw you realize you're one of a dying breed
No.3804
>>3800
She said-
"Yeh lafango waali harkatein kaha se aur kis se seekha? Lund pakadlena bhi koi baat hoti hai? Ye musalmaano aur sadakchhaap logon ke kaam hote hai. Zyaadaa karega toh teri wife tujhe shaadi ke agle din hi chhod ke chali jaaegi.
Aaj tune saari hade paar kar di. Tujhse itna girne ki ummeed nahi thi."
>feels bad man
No.4041
>>3804
>Lund pakadlena bhi koi baat hoti hai? Ye musalmaano aur sadakchhaap logon ke kaam hote hai
>Ye musalmaano aur sadakchhaap logon ke kaam hote hai
>musalmaano
Topest of kek
No.4263
>>3804
>implying musalman don't cut their dicks off when they are 3
how'll katew masturbate now
No.4475
>be 13
>visit my cousin sister in mumbai, she's 17
>she adores me
>has a fairly avergae face but bomb body
>we are talking some stupid shit while laying in bed
>she asks what I am doing
>"nothing continue the story"
>cum buckets
she hasn't talked much to me or been close after that, it's been 5 years. Oh well, atleast I have memories. Hugging her was quite fun tbh
No.4476
>>1312
gayest shit I've ever read and I've been to randia
life sucks mane, no cartoon character will come to hug your sorry ass
No.4477
>>4002
how can you afford a neet lifestyle in India? why aren't your parent kicking your sorry ass?
also,
>which city
No.4478
>>4477
>how can afford a NEET lifestyle
Papa ji da bijnes.
No.4479
>>4478
hai hai kya karte hai pappa ji? phir bhi how old are you? my dad wouldve kicked me out long ago
No.4529
>>133
is your mom a trap?
regular one would be jilling
No.4530
>>4477
i did not choose the neet life
neet life chose me
>>4477
>>4479
your dad sucks
No.4706
No.5932
accidently flashed my dick to my younger brother on webcam.
>courtesy of splitcam software.
although it was just for a second.