>tfw no gf
>One day I felt so horny, I got on one of those gay hookup sites for Indians and went to the lodge room to meet an 'uncle'.
>I got to watch porn on his computer.
>He sucked on my penis intermittently. >He wasn't that into it because he could see, even though my penis was erect, no emotions to reciprocate to his gay agenda.
>Ejaculated. Dressed. Went my way.
Never seen, or heard from guy again.
Welcome to India, where girls don't exist and only uncles matter.
TL;DR: Tried being gay to compensate for lack of girls, but doesn't work for me, so have to wither away and die alone.