No.6520
Previous thread: >>>>5828
Fun, happiness, and love is permitted. Fuck hard and love tenderly.
Story archive: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/44hl18d1y1axb4e/Kukustoriesv2.htm
Story pastebin: http://pastebin.com/T9QQJUqk
No.6524
Christmas Harlot Obscenity Edition
No.6525
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I think from now on, it's best to make a new thread after 300 posts, since it gets to shit after that and no one would be able to post then.
Threads that are long tend to fuck up in the long run. Shorter threads are much better, since there's less of a chance for a post to fuck up.
No.6526
>>6525
I agree. A quicker dynamic might also liven up the place.
No.6528
>>6525
I don't know, the threads only seem to get really bad after 600 posts, but you're free to do whatever you want. It's not like there's anyone on this board except us.
No.6530
>>6519
Hopefully it helps make your fantasies more vivid.
No.6531
Which idol are you having for Christmas dinner?
No.6533
>>6530
I've managed not to fap to conclusion for.. I think four days. Or something like that.
It made my fantasies include more senses, smell and taste and sound to a much greater degree than I'm used too. That's pretty sweet.
On the flip side I'm antsy and tweaking like a speed freak. I often find myself rubbing my cock through the trousers and I have to take care not to do it in public. Or not too much at least.
No.6534
>>6531
My fox and her friends.
No.6536
>>6534
Me chilling back there.
No.6538
>>6536
You're quite the stylish wall.
No.6539
>>6533
I'm a huge smell and taste fetishist. What kind of experiences have you had involving those two senses?
(I've attempted to submit this post 9,001 times but 8chan keeps eating it)
No.6540
>>6533
I've gotten on edge too, but drinking seems to help a lot.
No.6541
>>6539
Wait, you have trouble posting even in the new thread?
No.6542
>>6541
Yep. Happened multiple times about seven hours ago.
No.6543
>>6542
Aw fuck. Let's see if it sorts itself out.
As to what kind of experiences with taste and smell I have - I've sniffed and licked girls. I love to do it. I love the salty taste of sweat, and scent of girl's perfume mixed with the smell of sweat, and I love the smell of an overheated pussy and the consistency and taste of the pussy juice. I've licked ass but I haven't noticed any special taste different from mixed sweat, a bit stronger for being in the butt crack, and the pussy juices that got splashed down the crack. Girls usually shower often, especially if they plan on getting railed or suspect it might happen, and most are absurdly self conscious about sweating. Luckily they're quick to get lustily sweaty once they get going so there.
What I want to do, I want to fuck idols when they're right of the stage after the live, their hair matted with sweat, droplets trickling down their faces and into the cleavage, their eyes shiny from excitement and physical exertion, their muscles twitching as I start to grope them through the sexy stage costumes. The best time to slide it in, while they're all slick, hot, and slippery.
Lately I've been fantasizing about doing exactly that with Shizuka, asking her if her daddy back home could even imagine what his precious daughter is doing right now - obscenely fucked like a little teenage beast, right on the backstage stairs, on her hands and knees, her wet hair stuck to her face, droplets of her sweat and mine flying around, moaning hoarsely as bite and tonguefuck her ear while I pound her doggystyle, her pussy juice soaking my balls. Can her daddy imagine how she spasms and cries as I pinch her nipples and her clit, and how my hot cum feels against her cervix as I finally loose all control and pump her overflowing.
Fuck, now it's getting tricky to keep form fapping and cumming. It ain't easy man.
>>6540
And I've got nothing to drink. I might whack some sleeping pills. On the topic, melatonin seems to make me horny. I would assume the opposite, but for some reason it makes me wanna hump things, especially right after I wake up in the morning.
No.6544
>>6543
Licking ass is great. The soft texture really accentuates the flavor. I wouldn't hesitate to do it to all of my favorite idols.
No.6545
>>6544
Spank, lick, spank some more.
No.6546
>>6544
If you had to choose only one idol to lick ass each day, which one would you choose today?
No.6547
>>6544
Anilingus is one of my favorite things to imagine doing to an idol. The sick fuck in me might even enjoy it even if it wasn't "clean," per se -- and it would make for great teasing ammo. What you say about hygiene is definitely true but I can see the l@lis having more trouble keeping clean in that regard.
No.6548
>>6546
The one that I love the most, since I'm in a romantic holiday mood.
No.6549
>>6548
Oh Syuko. Who allowed you to be so fine and tasty.
No.6550
>>6546
My waifu. I'd stick my tongue in as deep as I possibly could and enjoy all of its flavor.
No.6551
>>6550
Would you suddenly spank her so she clenches down on your tongue?
No.6552
>>6551
Lightly, although she'd already probably be furious and embarrassed for me sticking my tongue up there in the first place.
No.6553
I want to spread my holiday cheer all over Eve's body.
No.6554
>>6546
I would have to choose my waifu as well.
The fun thing about doing so in this position, in private though, would be that she could wrap her legs around my head and keep my mouth entrenched in her anus until she's satisfied. Maybe we would soon flip so we're laying on our backs and then either Mami or I would rub her clit and I could jack off with the other hand as her ass is being eaten out.
No.6555
>>6554
Would anilingus embarrass Mami at first?
No.6556
>>6555
I think doing any new lewd thing for the first time would be embarrassing since it would make you feel vulnerable to the new sensations you're experiencing. It depends on how it makes Mami's ass feel when my hot tongue sloppily rims around her rectum and then it penetrates her tight naughty hole exploring every inch of Mami's anal cavity. Since she asked for it though, I plan to not stop toying with Mami's anus with my mouth until we both cum a few times no matter how embarrassed she might get. Mami has to take responsibility for asking such things.
No.6557
>>6554
Mami is so cute and sexy, I want to do naughty, dirty, unspeakable things to her.
No.6558
Which idols would enjoy anal sex the most?
Hard mode: No Iori
No.6560
It's time to answer a very difficult question.
How would you feel if you found out the idols you were producing, in order to create some "summer memories" for themselves, were picking up random guys on the beach during vacation?
How would you feel if you found out your idols went behind your back and happily got creampied by total strangers?
No.6561
>>6560
I won't judge them too harshly, I'm a slut too.
How'd I feel? I would feel like fucking their friends, with thick creampies included.
No.6562
I don't think Syuko would be embarrassed by me tonguing her butthole. She'd probably make a sly comment about me having perverted tastes or something, but would end up enjoying it nonetheless.
No.6563
>>6556
That sounds fun.
You should totally use that butt as a pillow.
No.6564
>>6562
It's a good time to tongue-kiss after you rim her, so she can have a share of her own perverted taste.
No.6565
>>6563
That butt will be more than just a pillow for my head.
No.6566
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>>6564
I want to stick a popsicle up Syuko's ass and then feed it to her.
No.6567
>>6566
She will clench from the cold, possibly hard enough to trap the popsicle.
If you pull on the stick carelessly, the ice stays in until it melts.
No.6568
>>6567
>If you pull on the stick carelessly, the ice stays in until it melts.
If that happens, I can just drink it out of her asshole. It's a win-win situation.
No.6569
>>6568
Syuko is such a fun girl.
No.6570
>>6569
That's part of why I love her so much.
No.6571
>>6570
What are the other reasons?
No.6572
>>6571
I love her looks/voice, as well as her cool/aloof attitude. I also respect how she broke away from her parents to do her own thing instead of live a boring life in their shadow, but still has a soft spot for them in the end. Syuko also has good taste in friends, and like I touched on before, seems more open than most idols to doing lewd things with her man.
No.6573
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I had a nice idol dream on Christmas night. I don't recall a lot, since I was drinking quite a bit before I fell asleep, but I do remember climbing up and through a large tree with Mika. She was wearing a tight pair of hotpants and I was right behind her with a perfect view. I made a comment on how shapely her ass was and she got all flustered, which caused her to slip a bit and plant her butt squarely in my face. It's a shame I don't know what happened beyond that, but I'm still happy with what I got.
No.6574
>>6573
>which caused her to slip a bit and plant her butt squarely in my face
Any dream involving an idol placing her butt near your face is a good one. However, I think I'd prefer Rika's ass in my face to Mika's.Just because If ind loli ass hottest, and that it allows optimal spaghetti spillage
No.6575
>>6573
Oh yes, Mika.
Oh yes, hotpants.
No.6576
>>6575
Speaking of hotpants, what are /kuku/'s favorite clothes on idols?
I'm partial to spats, myself.
(please don't eat my post again, 8chan. The only things that should be eaten in these threads are the unmentionable parts of your favorite idols)
No.6578
>>6576
what >>6577 said, but also classy evening/cocktail dresses.
No.6579
>>6577
Those are quite nice. I want to steal Tamaki's. And smell them.Particularly around the anal area. In front of her.
No.6580
>>6578
I also like kimonos/yukatas a lot.
No.6581
>>6580
What's this called?
No.6582
>>6581
The cloth on her chest is a sarashi, but I can't really see much of her outfit to identify it.
No.6583
>>6580
Roco, somebody's gonna see your pantsu.
No.6584
>>6583
That's assuming she's wearing any to begin with.
No.6585
>>6584
Anilingus for Roco.
No.6586
>>6584
Now, it seems to me our Michiko here is asking for a rough plowing.
No.6587
>>6585
Be honest, is there any idol you wouldn't do that to?
>>6586
Is that so?
No.6588
>>6587
Michiko's legs are underrated. I'd like to tickle them.
>Be honest, is there any idol you wouldn't do that to?
Anzu.
No.6589
>>6587
Indeed it is so. And those paint-on clothes, what the fuck was on her mind? Art? I'll give her art.
No.6590
>>6582
Looks good there, whatever it is. Probably because it's on Shizuka.
No.6591
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>>6590
It's nice, but Shiho would look better on Shizuka.
No.6592
>>6589
I bet the fumes make her head all tingly.
No.6593
>>6592
I want her to sit on my face until my head gets all tingly.
No.6594
>>6592
Gropings, unlimited gropings. While kissing till she's dizzy from being unable to breathe, and all kinds of stuff. Fuck, I'm horny. I want to do the Roco.
No.6595
>>6591
I wouldn't mind being Shizuka with Shiho atop of me.
No.6596
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Tickling and stimulating Hibikin's pussy lips with the shower nozzle.
No.6597
No.6598
>>6596
Turning the shower on full blast so it full-force floods her insides, with dozens of pinprick tiny water jets driving her crazy.
No.6599
>>6597
Miki and Takane force her to take showers together with them.
No.6600
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>>6597
She bathes when I make her. It's fun to force her head underwater while fucking her from behind and watch the bubbles she makes from her submerged moaning.
No.6601
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>>6597
>>6600
Does this one shower?
No.6602
>>6601
I know that it at least happens when someone wants to clean out her ass and pussy.
No.6603
>>6601
She can shower in the jizz of a /kuku/ bukake session.
No.6604
>>6602
>when someone wants to clean out her ass and pussy.
Given the sheer amount of NEET filth involved, would anyone actually be that desperate?
No.6605
>>6604
I wouldn't bathe her. I'd rather fuck Anzu roughly and slap her around while mocking her for how much she stinks.
No.6606
>>6605
What do you think she'd smell like? And what if she started crying?
No.6607
>>6606
>What do you think she'd smell like?
Sweat and musty, unwashed pussy odor.
>what if she started crying?
Good. I don't like her much, and her sobs would make me even harder. I'd probably ramp up the verbal and physical abuse after she shows such a sign of weakness.
No.6608
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>>6607
> I'd probably ramp up the verbal and physical abuse after she shows such a sign of weakness.
Describe in detail. Idol bullyiing a fetish of mine.
No.6609
>>6608
I'd say things like "You really stink. How long has it been since you last bathed, a month?" and "Smelly idols like you belong in the garbage."
After brutally fucking her doggy style while pulling her arms back as hard as I can before busting a nut inside her, I'd actually make good on that last statement and carry her over to her house's trash can and stuff her inside. Then I could hold the lid closed while she struggles to get out and tell her that what she's smelling is only a fraction as bad as what her body's scent is like.
No.6610
>>6609
Part of me would probably get off to Anzu's stink. I'd still bully her, though, but I'd cuddle her at the end because I can't be mean all the time... I'm a massive tsundere bitch.
No.6611
>>6610
I'm only tsundere for a select few idols, and Anzu certainly isn't one of them. She gets bullied without remorse by me.
No.6612
>>6611
Who are you tsundere for?
No.6613
>>6612
Primarily Chihaya. I used to make fun of her all the time when I first got into the series via the anime, but after playing her route in SP, I really started warming up to her and realizing how much we had in common. Now she's one of my favorite 765s along with Takane and Hibiki.
The other is Sachiko, who I would tease to the point of tears just so I could hold her close and comfort her afterwards.
No.6614
>>6613
Chihaya must always be made fun of. Sexy fun.
No.6615
>>6613
Sachi is a tough one because of her smug nature. It'd take quite a bit to bring her to tears. What would you say to her to make her cry?
No.6616
Just had a dream about molesting Yuriko on the train. She was wearing a short skirt and pantyhose. I pulled the back of the pantyhose down partially around her butt and started fingering her from behind while she struggled and moaned. Then once she was wet, I grabbed her by the hips and started rubbing my dick between her pussy lips and the pantyhose. As I picked up the pace, Lily got even more drenched down there and coated my cock in love juice before she ended up squirting all over it and soaking her pantyhose. The stream felt nice on my throbbing tip, and made me cum into the front of her pantyhose. I finally wiped my remaining cum on her thighs as I pulled out and mockingly thanked her for the good time.
No.6617
>>6616
Fucker, you have more idol dreams in a month then I've had in whole my life.
No.6618
>>6617
It's strange, as I don't even like Yuriko that much. I think it happened because I was reading/fapping to that translated fantasy sex doujin of hers before bed.
No.6619
>>6618
I do like Yuriko quite a lot, but my attempt to fap to her in that doujin got distracted by that scene of Miki sending a flying kiss, so the fantasy took turn to fucking Miki by the roadside.
No.6620
>>6619
I'd want to fuck demon-ho the most out of all the girls from that doujin. There are so many idols that I want to fuck, but my subconscious recently seems to like giving me girls that barely think about such as Lily and Karen.
No.6621
>>6620
It makes sense in a way, the unconscious compensates by giving you the girls that you usually ignore. It's interesting to follow these trends.
No.6622
No.6623
>>6621
That's why I need to get better at initiating and sustaining lucidity. I'm ordering one of these things, and I'm hoping it will help me a lot with that.
http://sleepwithremee.com/
No.6624
>>6623
A hundred bucks isn't a mall cash, but if it works as intended, and it very well might, then it's a good investment.
From my very limited experience with control over lucid dreams, if you consistently force just the idols who you consciously choose, other might increasingly crop up as background characters or plot twists and such.
No.6625
>>6624
*small
Though I don't really know what's the usual price for such gadgets. I recall someone on /@ talking about $300 dildos or something like that, so in perspective this isn't too much.
No.6626
>>6624
I found it on ebay for 60 bucks with free shipping, so I'm going with that. I just thought it would be more informative to link the official site.
>if you consistently force just the idols who you consciously choose, other might increasingly crop up as background characters or plot twists and such.
That sounds interesting. What was it like for you?
No.6627
>>6625
Comparable products to it usually go for around 250 dollars, but that's becasue the actually detect when you enter REM sleep. The downside to the one I'm getting is that you have to learn your REM cycle first and than program the device accordingly.
No.6628
>>6626
Not with idols as I still haven't manage a lucid dream with idols, but one example I remember in detail was hen I became lucid in a dream where I was with my classmates from high school, actually pretty boring bunch, in the classroom from that time. I suddenly become aware it's a dream, though I don't know how, it was a realistic dream up to a point, but I managed to shoo them way by waving my had to "change the stage" and managed to bring forth a neighbor girl, a pretty little thing I actually have some plans with. So the dream scene changed, the classroom become some kind of a wood cabin or something with my little lover blushingly sitting on bed and learning how to kiss my cock and stuff. But very soon I noticed the classmates from before peeking through the cabin windows, encouraging us to go on. I removed them away the second time, but then in the cabin appeared the blackboard that was in the classroom in the scene before.
Things like that happened in every dream I took control of, sometimes more pronounced, sometimes in more subtle ways. I don't mind really, because I guess when something like that happens, it means I should pay attention to something I tried to remove or change.
In the example above, maybe I should've tell the classmates to wait for another time or another dream with whatever it is they want, but I'm never that observant or lucid enough to think of things like that. Actually, even when I get lucid, I most often don't remember that I could change thins, but just go on and explore around.
No.6629
>>6628
That sounds funny. A lot of the times when I do lewd activities in dreams I have an audience. It's actually pretty fun and exciting sometimes. However, I'm still holding off on summoning my favorite idol because I want to have better control of things and make sure we're all alone so we have the most romantic/intimate "first time" together. Right now I usually tend to go for others that I fancy instead when I get lucky enough to go lucid.
No.6630
>>6629
What kind of audience do you get? Other idols, random passer byes?
No.6631
>>6630
Usually just random dream characters. Sometimes they just ignore everything, other times they notice and watch. Once I was fucking this delicious brown loli from the Prisma Ilya series and I lifted her up on my cock with her back facing me and spread her legs open so the crowd could get a nice view of the action.
The only time I've done anything lewd in front of a group of idols was when I had sex with Kaede in a room full of other hags who were all drinking/and or doing erotic things with each other. Kind of like pic related.
No.6632
>>6631
A hag party... I wouldn't mind being there at all.
No.6633
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>>6632
It was pretty nice. I remember lying on the bed with Kaede while she fed me shots of sake before we started going at it.
No.6634
>b& from /@/ for posting an imgur link to lewd content
That's not even against the rules. Mods and report-niggers are fags as always.
No.6635
>>6634
Nothing new. I've been banned for replying to "Baba at the /@/ door" picture with "Cum inside".
It wasn't on topic, they said.
No.6636
>>6633
I want to drink sake out of her pussy.
No.6637
>>6635
Yeah, the whole "not video games" shit is just their go-to reason when they really have no excuse for their garbage. If that was honestly enforced, then 90% of the thread's posts would be ban-worthy.
No.6638
>>6637
If any of those rules had any reason and logic, we shouldn't have been made to move to /vg/ in the first place.
No.6639
>>6636
That's on my long to-do list when it comes to lewding idols.
No.6640
>>6638
It's even worse because there are constant LL threads on /a/, as well as those aikatu generals with the nonsensical, rambling OPs.
No.6641
>>6640
That sounds hilarious at least, I'll check it out.
But fair, it ain't.
No.6642
No.6643
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I want to give Syuko shots of rum via mouth-to mouth exchange.
Which non-h@g idols do you want to drink with, /kuku/? What would your beverage of choice be?
No.6644
>>6643
Basa, some sweet but strong cocktail.
No.6645
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>>6644
And then you'd put your cock in her tail?
No.6646
>>6645
Yes. I'd drive her insane by relentless assfucking, spreading intense stimulation to her while abdomen till she can only moan mindlessly and clutch the sheets.
The wedding dress is a nice detail for such an activity.
No.6647
>>6646
I've fucked idols in the ass before during lucid dreams, and while it feels good, I feel like I'm missing out because all the girls I've been IRL with were too scared/uptight to try it with me. I'm considering just fucking a tinder slut at this point just so I can get the authentic sensation with my idols.
No.6648
>>6643
I want to drink lots of Coors Light with Iku.
I'm imagining drunk Iku and grinning.
>>6647
> I feel like I'm missing out because all the girls I've been IRL with were too scared/uptight to try it with me
Considering most of the idols' personalties, I'd imagine most would be very, very scared to try it, not to mention embarrassed. It'd also probably hurt them quite a bit. However, the canon proves that idols can get very clingy and attached to their producers. I'd imagine most would give in (or, at the very least, you'd be able to surprise them midway through foreplay or actual coitus with some anal fun).
No.6649
>>6648
>Coors Light
Please, the l@lis deserve better beer than that.
>I'd imagine most would be very, very scared to try it, not to mention embarrassed. It'd also probably hurt them quite a bit.
Their pained expressions/moans when I'm drilling them are part of why I like doing it, even if I don't know the true feel yet. It's still plenty warm and tight, though.
No.6650
>>6647
> all the girls I've been IRL with were too scared/uptight to try it
With girls IRL I've never been sure if they're actually scared of anal, or just didn't want to appear too kinky or slutty or something like that. I'd put my bet more on uptight than scared.
It helps if a girl is drunk, high, or very submissive, or some combination of these, which is the way I got lucky with that. It helped I was also high enough to not take no for an answer.
I don't have any experience at all with tinder and similar services, but if it works like that, I'd be all for it.
>Their pained expressions/moans when I'm drilling them
Which idols have you fucked so?
No.6651
>>6649
Such a frilly and proper girl getting drilled in the place she poops from... it would be good to remind her of that. Even rich girls do dirty things. She's probably super tight, the most she's probably had in there has been a suppository.
>Please, the l@lis deserve better beer than that.
It has a very light taste so they might be inclined to drink more. The more they drink, the drunker they'll get. And the more they'll piss.
>Their pained expressions/moans when I'm drilling them are part of why I like doing it, even if I don't know the true feel yet. It's still plenty warm and tight, though.
The tighter they are, the more it'll hurt. All the more reason l@lis are great targets for anal.
No.6652
While we're at this topic, I'll just mention as a remainder that Yukiho's asshole is slippery.
No.6653
>>6650
>I don't have any experience at all with tinder and similar services
Neither do I. I think that kind of stuff is degenerate as fuck. However, my lust for the idols is driving me closer to making a hypocrite of myself. I have some normalfag friends that are familiar with it, so they could probably help set me up with a nice piece of ass if I asked.
>Which idols have you fucked so?
Mio and Takumi.
>>6651
If you're setting up a watersports situation, I suppose piss-flavored beer is a fitting choice.
No.6654
>>6653
If the goal is to have an authentic sensation to base the dreams on, then I'd say fuck hypocrisy, experience is experience, go for it. If you can do it and not have to deal with the girl afterwards, then y'know.
It's your call of course.
I think I remember reading about that Mio dream, but if there's more to it, please write about it. Mio attracts me greatly in many ways, and that includes her ass, too.
Also, what was the deal with Takumi? She rarely gets more than a mention on /kuku/.
No.6655
>>6654
I posted about the Mio one before. It's actually the main reason I came back to /kuku/ after taking around a one year break.
Takumi was more of ryona situation than anything vanilla. I didn't have too much time with her, but I remember tit-slapping, nipple-pinching, choking, and heavy anal penetration with both fingers/dick being the main features.
No.6656
>>6632
>wanting to be raped by hags
No.6657
>>6655
Dammit, she's alluring in the left pic. Looks unusually confident, too.
Where do you have Mio on the scale of idols to be roughed up to the idols to be loved up?
No.6658
>>6656
Yes please, mercilessly.
No.6659
>>6657
I'd give Mio a 6. I'd like to get a little wild with her, but she's too cute for me to do anything extreme.
No.6660
>>6649
I want to stick my face under her frilly dress and do lewd things.
No.6661
Mio is an indecent slut and should be fucked mercilessly with an audience of women and children.
No.6662
>>6661
Is it just the angle of the picture, or does Sachi have a deformed ass? I always imagined her ass as rather plump.
The one in the back is my daughteru. I'll make sure to avert her eyes.
No.6663
>>6662
I'm gonna facefuck your daughter.
No.6664
>>6659
Sounds about right to me.
>>6661
And an audience of /kuku/ gentlemen.
No.6665
>>6662
I wouldn't touch Nina if she wanted me to.
I'm not a fan at all.
No.6666
>>6663
Please wait until she matures. As a l@licon myself, you won't have to wait very long. You will need my blessing to date her, though, so be good. I promise I will raise her to be a loyal waifu to someone -- maybe even you.
No.6667
Anyone here have a fetish for making girls cry from powerful orgasms?
No.6668
I want to jizz on Biki's big baka boobies.
I want to make them stink of my seed.
No.6669
I want Hibiki to be my cumdumpster.
And I want to share her around with other guys, too.
No.6670
Hibiki vs /kuku/
She never stood a chance.
No.6671
>>6670
That's a lot of meaty cocks. Why would she ever want to win against them?
No.6672
>>6667
Cry, moan, and seeing them twitch, arch their backs and extend and jerk their knees in paroxysm and all that. Girls cumming hard is a very good thing.
No.6673
I'd rather Hibiki's best friend.
No.6674
Which idol is the most deserving of spankings, followed by a healthy application of lemon juice?
No.6675
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>>6674
I'd push her to the brink of the afterlife.
No.6676
>>6674
>application of lemon juice
I really need to try that sometimes.
No.6677
>>6675
Be sure to lick the lemon juice off. Not sure if that'll push her over the brink or bring her back.
No.6678
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>>6677
I wonder how she'd react to having salty fries stuck up her butt.
No.6679
>>6678
Would you eat them afterwords?
No.6680
No.6681
>>6679
Some would be for me, some would be for her.
No.6682
>>6681
That's lewd. She probably wouldn't want you eating them since you put them in her most embarrassing place, and she probably would refuse to eat them. How would you solve this dilemma?
No.6683
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>>6682
Tie her up. Then I can penetrate her while she squirms and struggles against the ropes, the salt of the fries causing her her butthole to pucker and twitch. Then I'd make her watch me slowly lick some of the karen-flavored treats before eating them bite by bite. Finally, I'd trace some of the fries under her nose and around her lips before forcing them in her mouth and making her chew by grabbing/manipulating her lower jaw.
No.6684
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>>6683
What if she gets sick?
Regardless, this activity sounds very fun. I'd like to try it with Arisu and her cute butt. I think she'd hate it, though. I think I'd have to give her anus a thorough examination with my tongue and nose before that. I think she'd hate that even more.
No.6685
>>6684
>What if she gets sick?
I'd giver her a special mix of adrenaline and immuno-boosters administered via injection to her thigh. This would happen when I'm in the middle of fucking her, so the sudden pain would make her pussy clench down extra hard around my cock.
No.6686
>>6684
I really don't think you could get sick from that much, as long as you're otherwise healthy (well, fuck, rip Karen) but you could always pop some antibiotics if you want to feel safer.
No.6688
>>6685
>I guess this works too.
No.6689
Is anyone else saving up their seed so they can blow a huge load to their favorite idol for the first fap of 2016?
No.6690
>>6689
Four days is a bit much for me, but you've given me the mind to start waiting on the 29th or 30th.
No.6691
>>6689
Not a bad idea, but what >>6690 said.
No.6692
>>6690
>>6691
Really? I'm at over four days right now do I can have more sex dreams, but it's doesn't seem like that big of a deal.
No.6693
>>6692
I fap a lot, which is probably why I'm here. I've gotten to the point where I'll cum usually three times a day and those faps can take anywhere from thirty minutes to hours.
No.6694
>>6692
I'm at it since Friday but today I'm really tempted to cum, I'm horny as fuck. Maybe if I resist today it'll smooth itself out for a bit, we'll see.
No.6695
>>6693
I usually fap about that much too, so going days without cumming feels all kind of weird and on edge at all times.
Last time I haven't cum for a long time was when I broke my arm and spent two months wasted on painkillers, which combined with having my arm in cast distracted me from seriously trying. But it was years ago.
No.6696
>>6695
Some of it is more habitual for me, so I can skip a day without much problem. After that and I'll probably hump my daki in the morning and not be able to get my mind off cumming. It's easier to handle that kind of feeling over the holidays when I don't have any obligations.
No.6697
>>6696
I have a daki, but I've never been tempted to do anything sexual with it. I just use it to get good sleep.
No.6698
>>6697
It's the same for me, but we do weird things when we're horny. I did try tying a towel and onahole around mine once.
No.6699
>>6686
I meant more of a gag-reflex, gross-out kind of sick. It's been in her butt, after all, and chances are the idols wouldn't be as interested in eating things that have been in their butts as us.
/kuku/ - turning cute girls' assholes into culinary experiments since 2015 (unless people were putting habanero enemas and french fries in idol butts before then, I can't remember).
>>6696
>>6697
What dakis?
No.6700
>>6698
>I did try tying a towel and onahole around mine once
Sounds complicated. All I need is some lotion and sadpanda.
>>6699
Ayano from Yuru Yuri. It's got peach skin for a super-soft/smooth texture.
No.6701
>>6700
Wait, is that an official daki?
No.6702
>>6701
Don't know, but the authentic look was one of the main reasons I choose it. All the im@s ones I looked at were too off-model for my tastes.
No.6703
>>6700
>Sounds complicated.
Not horribly. I have a friend that swears by it.
>>6699
Right now it's Hatsune Miku, but I'm thinking about switching out or buying another pillow for Iori or Rin.
No.6704
>>6703
What does it actually accomplish, the onahole and towel thing? You can fuck it without hands, or it stays on as you walk around the house, or what?
No.6705
>>6704
Ah, ignore the question, now I see the pic.
No.6706
>>>6704
You can go without hands. It's about as close as you'll get to fucking her missionary other than a full doll.
No.6707
>>6706
My first idea was that you put it on and use the towel to tie it to yourself.
Other than that, that in daki, I'd do unspeakable things to it. Or to Rin if it was a real thing.
No.6709
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>>6708
Emily's is the best.
No.6711
>>6708
>Serika isn't shaved completely
what the dick? You'd think the refined Hakozaki family would shave... and then donate all the excess razors to Shiho since it looks like she desperately needs them.
Also, that weeb underbutt looks delicious.
>>6710
And that butthole looks even more delicious than the underbutt. It's good to see that she's shaved in this one.
I bet Emily uses really nice shampoo, and you can smell it from her voluminous hair during sex..
No.6712
>>6710
Intense S&M for the weeb.
No.6713
>>6703
I want a Momoko daki.
No.6714
>>6713
Cuddling her in a vivid dream would feel 100 times better.
No.6715
>>6714
I can't vivid dream worth shit, sadly.
No.6716
>>6715
All the more reason to learn. Don't you want to hold her in your arms, kiss her all over, and smell her tender loli butt?
No.6717
>>6715
Try some supplements. Google it. It's worth trying.
No.6718
>>6716
>smell her tender loli butt?
That's my ultimate fetish. I'm an ass-sniffer's rights activists. The fetish grosses a lot of people out but I've always been fascinated by the butt.
>>6717
I take melatonin every night due to sleep issues. Or are you talking about different kinds of supplements?
No.6719
>>6718
There's some herbs like Calea Zac...something, I can't remember the spelling right now, Mucuna Pruriens, and Mugwort. I've tried these and they definitely made my dreams more vivid and easier to remember. They didn't made me lucid dream though.
I've read people swear by Valerian Root, but it doesn't do much for me so I can't vouch for it.
Other things that seem work are vitamin B6 and fish oil before sleep.
There many other potentially nice things, but you'd have to experiment a bit and find out what works for you
and what feels right.
I wish I could try more of these things, but I'm broke as hell so I get new things mostly when I manage to get some friend interested in trying things and then mooch of them.
Melatonin definitely works for me, but only if I take it occasionally and not every night, at least for dreams. Does it keep working for sleep issues if you take it every night? I ask mostly because I have to restock it, so I need a catch to sell a friend on it and I need to keep my credibility.
No.6720
Fuck, I hate edging just a bit too far and wasting my previous efforts at conservation.
No.6721
>>6720
Which idol is to blame?
We'll punish her for doing it to you, anon.
No.6723
>>6722
Hagslut. A cute one, too. Was it any particular fantasy, or just some of these pictures?
I think she needs to be made to serve the /kuku/ crew, bringing cold beers but not allowed to drink any of it, before she drinks a serving of hot cum from each of us. Then we'll decide what to do with her further.
No.6724
No.6725
>>6710
This makes my dick hard
No.6726
>>6725
What part of the image?
No.6727
>>6724
>chieri
>yuki
>anal
I like it already.
No.6728
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Does anyone's kouhi idol sort have any relation to which idol you fap to or fantasize about the most?
>>6719
I've been taking the drug for at least ten years, probably more. On nights where I haven't had my melatonin and I've had a significantly more difficult time falling asleep.
No.6729
>>6728
For fantasies, yes. I can't be bothered to make an updated one, but the top 5 would be:
Syuko
Kaede
Anna
Shiki
Mika
It's too bad that 3 of those have a criminal lack of doujins, so I don't fap to them as often as i should.
No.6730
What would you do if your favorite idol was coming to stay with you for a week in your home city/town? What kind of places would you take her to keep her entertained out and about and not just in the bedroom?
No.6731
>>6730
The one thing about my waifu is that I'd have to be careful what I do in public, for obvious reasons. I look older than I am, and I guess the one benefit to that is I could pass her off as my daughteru (although I do have one of those, too... an im@s one, not a real one).
I'd definitely take her to an American cinema so she can compare it to what it's like watching and performing her own stuff in Japan. There are quite a few indoor and outdoor waterparks near me, too.
And although this isn't a bedroom, I do have a large bathtub, so if we wanted to get intimate in a non-traditional environment without raising suspicions, that would work.
No.6732
>>6730
I live in Chicago, so there'd be no shortage of interesting places to show her. We could take a tours of the famous skyscrapers ,go shopping at the fancy department stores on State Street, and go see a baseball game. I'd also love taking her to get deep-dish pizza and Garret's popcorn. Back at my place, I'd treat her to some of our best local brews, as she wouldn't be quite old enough to hit the bars with me.
No.6733
>>6730
My town, by itself, is a fucking Sleeping Hollows, but there's a lake and a nice forest right at the edge of town, so I'd pull a Subaru and drag my idols for some outdoor activities. Walks, running, and if it's summer, picnics. I like it like that.
No.6734
>>6733
>there's a lake and a nice forest right at the edge of town
Sounds like a nice spot for outdoor fucking. I should take my girl to the ones near my house.
No.6735
This may be because I've been drinking tonight, but thinking about my favorite idol just brings forth the strangest mix of emotions. There's the love and longing to be with her, as well as how happy thinking about that alone makes me. However, it's coupled with the knowledge that not only is it impossible, but also that I'll never likely be able to feel this way about any "real" girl and will have to settle somewhere down the road.
Fug, just kill me.
No.6736
>>6734
Outdoor fuckings in nature are great.
No.6738
>>6736
I've done some less than legal camping in a forest preserve by my place before with some buddies. It seems like a great place to bring an idol and warm each other up with our bodies in the tent.
No.6739
>>6726
All of them.
I just want to fuck Emily hard.
No.6740
>>6738
Which idols would enjoy camping out and lewd warming up in the tent?
No.6742
>>6741
I need Tamaki to leglock me while trying to push her tongue into my mouth.
No.6743
>>6741
Tamaki's legs are among the very best in the franchise.
I also want to smell those tight denim shorts.
No.6744
What would you do if Makoto turned out to be a girl?
No.6746
>>6745
Looking soft. I might have to bang Makoto's pussy,
No.6747
I'd rather fuck Makoto than Subaru.
No.6748
>>6747
Bike shorts are great.
Luckily for Subaru, she's plenty busy eating out Michiko.
No.6749
>>6747
More Subaru for me.
No.6750
>>6748
Makoto has more girlfriends than Subaru, and I'd by glad to put my cock in all of them. They might be able to please each other well, but my large, throbbing male member will always enhance the situation.
No.6751
>>6750
That picture with the fan made me hard. I want to team up with some of Makoto's girlfriends so we wear out Makoto completely, like the little slut she is.
No.6752
Man, I really love how random idols appear in my dreams sometimes. Last night I dreamed I was at the dojo I used to take martial arts at years ago, and for some reason Nana was there among the regulars. I don't even pay much attention to her besides bullying, but that might have been why she was there. I remember thinking "I want to fight her the most" while I was in the dream. It's a shame I wasn't lucid, or I'd have had some ryona fun with her.
No.6753
>>6752
>Nana
That's taking the "old kung-fu master" trope to the extreme.
No.6754
>>6750
My cock is tiny, and I'd rather use my tongue, anyway. You have more control over it, especially since your face is down there and you can see what you're doing, allowing you to react accordingly. I'm also a tastefag. To each his own, though. Makoto's is probably rather tight (both holes), so putting something large in there would be a very interesting experience.
>>6751
What girlfriends? That Shinkan Shoujo girl?
Speaking of Shikan Shoujo, someone needs to hatefuck that bitch that bullied poor Yayoi while verbally abusing her. She deserves every kind of physical lewd bullying mentioned in this thread -- spanking, lemon juice, habanero enema AFTER anal... EVERYTHING.
No.6755
>>6754
>Makoto's is probably rather tight (both holes)
They won't be so tight after I'm done with them. I'm above average in length, but my girth is what I'm most proud of.
>What girlfriends?
Yukiho, Miki, and Ayumu.
No.6756
You people seem to forget that Makoto wants to be seen for her feminity. Isn't that why she became an idol in the first place, so that she can be more feminine?
Plus, you people said that idols exist to service penises and the lecherous men that carry them.
Ergo, if people want to see her as a girl, she has to give service like one. Fortunately, some people can break a girl's tomboy streak to make her be more feminine that expected.
No.6757
>>6756
I want to deny Makoto her femininity by only pleasuring her anally.
No.6758
>>6757
Considering how anal might be considered embarrassing by many of the idols, it'd be especially insulting. Unless she learns to enjoy it.
No.6759
>>6754
You want to fuck Shinkan Shoujo you say? Have them in playboy bunny outfits - costumes designed to seduce men. Don't worry, I'll make sure to advertise their blue-haired bitch (the bully if I remember correctly) that she likes it rough.
No.6760
So did you guys get nice Christmas presents during the holidays?
No.6761
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>>6760
Mika's ass getting shoved into my face was my favorite.
No.6762
>>6760
Mirai always struck me as a girl too dumb to really get into lewdness.
I really like the way the artist effectively incorporates my favorite aspects of ML's art style, especially the eyes.
>>6761
Did it smell nice?
No.6763
>>6762
That's Minako.
>>6762
It wasn't vivid enough for me to tell. The third of a bottle of rum I drank before bed probably didn't help. I'll be sure to rub my nose along her bare, twitching hole next time and report back to you.
No.6764
No.6765
>>6756
Which of these two dudes was french kissing Makoto? I can't find the picture ion the short notice now.
No.6766
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>>6765
It's actually by a different artist, but the theme isn't too different. What is different however, is that while that one old coot of a CEO and a janitor are pulling subtle NTR as with most of his other activities, this other guy goes for sleep molestation or outright rape.
No.6767
>>6766
So that's why I couldn't find it, I somehow conflated these into thinking it's all by the same artist.
No.6768
To the anon who proposed a habanero enema for Sachi: I think I found an alternative.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Reaper
No.6769
>>6768
I think I initially proposed the idea for Hibiki, but Sachiko certainly deserves something more intense. Ghost chili would also work, but since the company of the guy who breeds those is called PuckerButt, that should be what she receives.
No.6770
What idol would you NTR away from her producer? I'd probably pick Kotoha as my top choice.
No.6771
>>6770
Mikimiki.
Why Kotoha?
No.6772
>>6771
Because she's pretty P-sexual, and it would be quite the accomplishment to turn her mind and body's lust towards someone else. She'd still have fleeting feelings about her producer, but would know deep down that I satisfy her better in every way. Her fragile nature also makes it even better. I wonder if she'd feel guilty with herself and suddenly start crying during sex. I want to know what her friends would think of her as well.
No.6773
>>6772
How does one go about fucking a girl with confidence issues? Do you bring them to the forefront to combat them, or do you play it safe?
No.6774
>>6773
Helping her overcome her issues would be an excellent way of furthering the NTR.
No.6775
>>6772
>I want to know what her friends would think of her as well.
That would depend mostly on what they thought about you.
No.6776
>>6775
I'd want the NTR to happen hrough being the better man through and through instead of seedy, underhanded tactics like drugs and blackmail. I'm not sure if they'd approve based on that alone though, since they would probably sympathize with P-san.
No.6777
>>6776
Then you'll have to seduce their hearts too.
No.6778
>>6777
To be honest, I actually like Kotoha's friends better than her. It would be fun to slyly hit on them when we're all together and make her jealous.
No.6779
>>6777
Not him, but that's not too hard. The Best Friends Trio is still a bunch of smitten teenage girls, so all you have to do is to shower them slowly but surely of stuff that satisfies their immediate desires. But make sure you do so that it's in sight of their producer but not everybody else, that way you'd split their hearts on who they really like - you or him. Then make sure that when they're really vulnerable, then you swoop in for the kill.
Except for Elena - she often does everything she can to make everyone happy, so if I were you, seduce her first. Once you get the Happy BR on your side, you'll have easier access to Gumi and Kotoha.
No.6780
How would your favorite idols react to your fetishes?
No.6781
>>6778
That does sound like a lot of fun. Best Friends Trio is such a fun group to hang out with.
>>6779
Elena is a ticket to group sex there.
No.6782
>>6780
>watersports, ryona, anal, and body oil.
Probably not too well, save for the last one. I think I think I'm charismatic enough to get them to try at least a couple of the first 3, though.
No.6784
>>6783
The way Kotoha is looking at Gumi, she really wants Gumi to ravish her.
No.6786
>>6785
Can't blame her.
I'd trade places with either of them, but optimally I'd have them both for a threesome.
No.6787
>>6782
How would you go about convincing them? Pissing, sticking parts of your body in their dirtiest place, and causing them physical pain aren't easy things to talk people into.
No.6788
>>6787
If they love me enough, they'll be happy to cater to my tastes even if it's something they've never done before. Alcohol will also help for watersports and anal, as it will lower inhibitions, give them the urge to pee, and will dull the pain of having my fingers/sizable penis in the ass. For ryona, I'd probably proposition an idol like Takumi, Yuka, or Tamami for a nude sparring match, with the victor getting to take the initiative in the following sex.
No.6789
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>>6786
I guess I'll take Elena for myself so she doesn't feel left out.
No.6790
>>6789
Go for it. Elena is charming and sexy, but I'm into Gumi and Kotoha more.
No.6792
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>>6790
I've always liked Elena the best about of the three, and it's sad seeing her get sidelined in favor of the other two a lot.
No.6793
File: 1451375371708.jpg (375.11 KB, 793x1200, 793:1200, 2cd57034dc61615dc64033c560….jpg)
Teaching Basa how to ride cowgirl-style.
No.6794
>>6793
How about riding cowgirl with a couple of sticky dicks in her hands?
Basa is already 14 years old. She's ripe for gangbanging. I'm sure we won't have any trouble finding some enthusiastic penises to help out.
No.6795
>>6792
Can't be helped. You'll have to love her a lot and fuck her thickly.
At least in the manga she's with Kotoha.
>>6794
I see I woke up just in time! That's my cock poking her in the cheek there.
No.6796
>>6795
Oh yeah? Well that's my cock giving her thick nakadashi.
I'm sure she loves the taste of your dick in her mouth, while I'm squirting my smelly jizz into her most fertile, underaged depths.
No.6797
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Is posting fucked on halfchan for anyone else?
No.6798
No.6799
>>6796
We're really good to her. Now, should I cum all over her face and tits, or fill her mouth? As much as I'd love to see her decorated with jizz, I think I'll give her a full taste of a big hot load right in her mouth and throat.
No.6800
>>6799
I think she deserves the flavor burst.
There's plenty of other cocks around to paint her body.
No.6801
>>6800
I'll give her a lot to taste. A good, thick and gooey dedication, so she knows I spurted such a lot because she's so cute and hot.
You guys fuck her well and mess her up good. A real lewd mess.
No.6802
>>6795
>You'll have to love her a lot and fuck her thickly
I'm thick in the right place. I'd love to oil up Elena's body and get a full-contact lap-dance from her. Having her grind her ass against my erect cock and shove her tits in my face before finishing me off with a paizuri would be great. Then she'd suck and stroke me until I'm hard again and mount my lap, slowly lowering herself onto my dick that's twitching in anticipation. We'd both start moving our hips in rhythm as her naked body slides against mine.I'd grab Elena's large Brazilian ass in both hands as I feel her erect nipples tracing themselves up and down my skin as she tightly rocks and bounces on me. Our tongues would explore every inch of each other's mouths as we sloppily french kiss one another, saliva trailing down our chins as we ride together into climax. At the moment we both cum, I'd hold her in a tight embrace so I can feel every movement her body makes, and she would do the same. Then it's time for a quick shower and a naked nap together while we replenish our stamina and do it all over again.
No.6803
Left or right?
Rika or Miria?
Which l@li's cunny do you wanna stretch out with your cock?
No.6804
No.6805
>>6803
Neither, give me Tamaki.
No.6806
>>6804
>>6805
Fair enough, but if you had to choose between Rika and Miria?
No.6807
No.6808
No.6809
I managed to have a quick lucid dream during an afternoon nap. I summoned myself Anna and after walking around the dreamspace of a place that slightly resembled around where I live we sat down on a bench and started making out while holding hands. I can still remember how warm her small hands were and how soft her lips felt on my face and neck.
No.6810
>>6809
Anna is definitely a nice idol to romantically make out with.
No.6811
>>6810
Anna's by far my favorite ML, and one of the girls that got me into ML in general when I was initially skeptical about it. I remember being so hyped about her appearing in the movie, but then she barely did anything at all. That was one of the many reasons the film was such a letdown.
No.6812
>>6811
I want to ruffle her hair into a sexhair.
None of the ML idols did anything worthwhile in the movie, really.
No.6813
>>6812
Kana got fat and Shiho was standoffish.
No.6814
>>6813
Hardly something to fap about.
No.6815
>>6814
Shiho should have pinched Kana's rolls and verbally abused her.
No.6816
>>6803
My favorite l@li is Momoko, but between those two, I'd go with Rika. Not that Miria isn't cute, though. She's actually one of my favorites.
I'id also prefer to eat said cunny as opposed to sticking my penis in it. Penetration is reserved strictly for the rectum.
Luckily there's no such thing as a shit l@li.
No.6817
>>6816
>Penetration is reserved strictly for the rectum.
Why?
No.6818
>>6817
Partially because I'm an oral and analfag more than anything, partially because my dick is small, partially because I want to save that for when she's retired and ready for kids.
No.6819
No.6820
>>6819
Oh, fingering I'll do, but I still think the tongue is more intimate. And I'm better with my tongue than anything else.
If they're not crying, shaking, and squirting by the time I'm done with them, then I've failed.
No.6821
>>6820
I've been complimented on my technique before, but I mainly use oral to warm girls up or finish them off. It's an appetizer/dessert thing, not the main course.
No.6822
>>6821
If you want to make it the main course, licking around the edges while slowly working your way up to the clit is great. Instead of actually sucking on the clit when you reach it, surprise by using your tongue as a mini-penis and wiggle it around inside. As the sensation builds up, increase the intensity, occasionally removing your tongue to do more circles around the labia. As she reaches ecstasy, flick the clit. When you feel she's at her limit, lightly suck and prepare to catch the cum with your mouth and swallow it.
No.6823
>>6822
I've done stuff like that before on non-safe days/times when I didn't have a condom. I'll always prefer my dick, though. You can't hit the g-spot with your tongue.
No.6824
How does one convince a reluctant idol to try watersports, particularly if they're uncomfortable out the consumption aspect?
l@li-specific advice would be helpful.
No.6825
>>6824
I'm not so much into the drinking aspect (although it's something I would try), but more about the prospect of restraining an idol and watching as her desperation to pee mounts. I'd savor all her squirming, crotch-grabbing, and twitching as she fights the inevitable. Her crotch would get more and more damp as little spurts are released, and finally culminating in the large flood as she lets it all out into her panties/dress/jeans. Some tickling, poking, and pressing on the bladder region to expedite things is also a good addition.
No.6826
>>6825
And the inevitable tears?
No.6828
>>6826
For some girls. yes.
>>6827
Shiho is an idol I would like to do that to very much.
No.6829
>>6828
I know, her attitude just asks for it. What do you think the results would be?
No.6830
>>6829
Hopefully it ends in embarrassed tears, with lots of struggling, pleading, and insulting beforehand.
No.6831
>>6829
A satisfied anon and sobbing Shiho. Be sure to comment on the taste to add to the tears.
No.6832
>>6831
If you wanted to drink it, you better drink it straight from the source, but that would remove the element of embarrassment from doing it in her clothes.
>>6830
It would be interesting to observe how she alternates between pleads and insults depending on her mounting desperation.
No.6833
>>6832
I'd imagine it would start off as pleading and begging for me to let her use the toilet, and turn to anger and insults when she realizes that I will not be satisfied until she's thoroughly wet herself.
No.6834
>>6832
Drink what leaks through her pantsu (here's hoping they're thin), then suck the residue from the lacy, fragrant undergarments. Best of both worlds.
Panties deserve to be on a man's face or in a man's mouth as much as they deserve to be worn proudly around a female's waist.
No.6835
While I'd like to try this kind of thing on stuck-up girls like Shiho and shy girls like Chieri, I wonder if there are any idols that are kinky enough to enjoy it.
No.6836
>>6835
An extremely drunk Baba. Sober Baba, not so much.
No.6837
No.6838
I'd like to see Fred and Shiki have a holding contest, with the loser having to drink what they let out.
No.6839
>>6838
Since Shiki's a smellfag, would she get off to her rival's piss-smelling snatch?
No.6840
>>6839
Most certainly. If Fred starts to lose control, you can bet Shiki will be pressing her nose right up against her overflowing pantsu.
No.6841
>>6840
What other lewd idol smells might she get off to?
No.6842
No.6843
>>6838
Since they're holding for a contest, they'd let out a lot, especially combined. I wonder which one of them would more enjoy drinking such a large amount of piss. Shiki is kinky, but Fred is also a sex maniac.
No.6844
>>6843
>but Fred is also a sex maniac.
Indeed
No.6845
>>6844
I'd enjoy watersports with Fred.
No.6846
Oh yes. Syuko, babygirl. You know what I like.
No.6847
In honor of getting her limited SSR, I need all of the best lewd Nana pictures you guys have.
No.6848
>>6842
Well, you know what they say about the French...
No.6849
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>My butt's the cutest, right?
No.6850
>>6847
I don't have any, unfortunately.
>>6849
That nail polish turns me on, for some reason.
The butt shall be destroyed.
No.6851
>>6846
Strokin' it to Syuko's fixations.
No.6852
I find it amazing how Harurun's sexiness creeps up to my consciousness every now and then where I have to uncontrollably fap to her. Case in point, pic related as I imagine myself savagely fucking her in the snow and our heat melts all the snow around us.
No.6853
No.6854
This hot gyaru slut presenting her anus is driving me wild.
No.6855
>>6853
Exactly like the way she is now. It has led me to embark in a moment of passionate sex with her. Maybe I'll expose Haruka's breasts to suck them, but that's going be the only article of clothing that'll be really tampered with.
No.6856
>>6855
Lewd and exciting. You could trace a snowball over her navel and around her breasts, that could be nice.
No.6857
>>6854
She wants you to use that anus for your pleasure.
No.6858
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>>6857
I'd use all of her. I swear, that page was one of that hottest of that faptastic doujin.
No.6859
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I want to buttly grab the Harurun, embarking on a trip of vague gayness.
No.6860
>>6859
Why vague? How about something specific like holding down Chihaya together and making her cum over and over?
No.6861
>>6860
I just wanted to quote that pasta, but I'm definitely down for exactly what you propose.
No.6862
>>6859
Haruka strikes me as an idol that views lovemaking solely as consensual vaginal penetration. Anal would probably be something that would freak her out. Which is all the more reason to do it.
No.6863
Gentlemen, I propose a very important question: what would you do to Chie's butt?
No.6865
>>6863
Slap it till she cries.
I don't like Chie.
No.6867
>>6862
To be honest, Haruka strikes ma as an anal harlot, the idol who would derive extreme pleasure from having her ass manhandled, and having a hard cock vigorously scrapping against her spasming intestinal walls, repeatedly stretching and stimulating the very entrance and poking at her deepest innards. All that in a decidedly non-vague manner.
The gayness though, stays indeterminate.
No.6868
I can't lucid dream, but I did have a very strong image of Iku laying in bed with me this morning. She was to my left side and had fallen asleep holding my arm. I had my hand on her panty-clad butt, and my index and middle fingers were between her butt crack. I recall taking my fingers out and smelling them (an act I took great joy in, as a smell fetishist... they admittedly kinda stank).
>>6863
Would you bite it?
>>6867
Maybe that Chihaya/Haruka anilingus doujin just affected my headcanon.
No.6869
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>>6868
>but I did have a very strong image of Iku laying in bed with me this morning.
What do you mean by this?
Coincidentally, I had another short lucid dream last night where I bathed with Syuko. For some reason she had some intricate yakuza-like tattoos on her back, but I didn't mind that at all.
No.6870
>>6868
Maybe she was embarrassed exactly because she knew she'll loose all control and cum quickly.
And because Chihaya will now know her weak spot.
As for lucid dreaming, I've had a few completely spontaneous ones last month, without trying or expecting them. And I'd love to know what I did right to get them because I see no correlation to anything I did, except that we talked about them here and on /@/.
tl;dr you never know.
No.6871
>>6869
I really need to hump the sly fox.
No.6872
I'll probably be out till tomorrow, /kuku/ so
happy New Year from me. Best wishes for a lewd, lewd year!
See ya
No.6873
>>6871
Please restrain yourself. Syuko is my romantic partner, and I love her the most.
No.6874
>>6873
Can I at least make her lick my fingers, while I suck on hers?
No.6875
>>6874
I'll allow it once, as a special favor to my fellow /kuku/ brother.
No.6876
Anyone going to cum at midnight?
No.6877
>>6869
>What do you mean by this?
Well, it wasn't quite a dream, since I wasn't asleep yet, but I was able to imagine a lot of things to a degree that I'm normally not able to, like her body heat, smell, the sound of her breath, and the like. In terms of vividness, it was a halfway point between a lucid dream (of which I've only had one of in my life and sadly it was about a 3D) and daydreaming. Like, normally, I can't smell or feel anything when daydreaming, but in this scenario, I was able to enjoy those sensations.
No.6878
>>6877
Did you just wake up beforehand? You can actually use those strong visualizations to lead into a lucid dream with enough practice.
No.6879
>>6878
I did wake up beforehand. I couldn't get back to sleep, browsed /x/, fapped to chinese cartoons, then went back to bed.
Also RIP in pieces to the guy who wanted to fuck Mirai in the last /@/ thread, looks like either reportfag or the SJWmods got him. Probably both. Their loss, Mirai wouldn't have passed sex ed without that anon helping her. And it's a good thing I stayed out of that debate since I'm a l@liman through and through.
No.6880
>>6879
The wake up, do an activity until you feel relatively "awake", and then go back to bed method is one of the simplest ways of inducing a lucid dream.
Also, I'm the Mirai anon. Only got a 10 minute warning for those posts, thankfully. People on /@/ can be really retarded. My favorite idol is 18, but just because I have broad tastes and would also fuck a 14 year old who has clearly at the very least started puberty I'm a pedo. Some fags just love to get offended and throw around words they don't know the meaning of.
Why /x/? That board is full of gatekeeper shills and disinfo.
No.6881
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>>6880
>The wake up, do an activity until you feel relatively "awake", and then go back to bed method is one of the simplest ways of inducing a lucid dream.
I didn't know this, I guess this explains quite a bit about my experience. Maybe I'll try again before grad school starts up again.
I assumed the worst and thought you got banned. Then again, I've developed a particular loathing for halfchan's mods -- I stopped visiting /a/ almost entirely when people got banned for making SFW loli threads -- so I tend to assume the worst when it comes to their moderation practices.
I was actually trying to spook myself since it was starting to get light outside and I wanted to focus on something else other than the light creeping in my window. The last thing I was expecting to have such a vivid "dream" about was idols
Speaking of spooks and underaged idols, have a delicious Koume spatsbutt.
No.6882
>>6881
Try doing it more often and see if you make some progress. I woke up a couple of days ago, let my dog outside, and then took a nap on the couch. Had two lucid dreams in the span of about 2 hours where I got to summon idols and get intimate with them.
Mods are fags, but at least they are a lot more lenient on /a/.
I suppose /x/ is alright for spooky creepypasta and stuff, but if you're interested on researching the occult, there are much better resources out there.
No.6883
>>6882
I'm going to try a lot of the things mentioned in these threads -- pepper enemas, butt sniffing, piss drinking, tight cuddling, and the like.
And while I'm not big on handjobs, I want Koume to give me one with her sleeves. They're her trademark and they make my heart melt every time I see them. I'll repay the favor with tummy kisses.
>Mods are fags, but at least they are a lot more lenient on /a/.
Eh, I still think they're worse on /a/ (or were worse, especially when that insufferable Inspector Redwood faggot was around) as I got banned almost every week for a three-or-four month period before I left. I think we can agree that they've all gotten worse since 2013 or so. I remember posting far worse shit in 2010/2011 and I didn't get so much as a warning. At least 8chan gives a shit about free speech.
No.6884
>>6883
>pepper enemas, butt sniffing, piss drinking, tight cuddling, and the like.
I've done the last two in dreams before. Since I originally proposed the first one, I feel like I should try it as well. The tricky part is not getting too excited and waking up. I think I might have to start summoning idols that aren't my top favorites for a while, because when I'm close to the one I really like, my heart just starts beating really fast and it's hard to maintain my cool. I haven't even sexed my idolfu yet because I want the first time to be as perfect as possible.
No.6885
>>6884
>I've done the last two in dreams before.
Are you the anon who dreamed about drinking chamapiss?
>The tricky part is not getting too excited and waking up.
This is why I didn't attempt butt sniffing. It's my number one fetish and I knew that I probably would have woken up.
> I haven't even sexed my idolfu yet because I want the first time to be as perfect as possible.
Who's your idolfu?
No.6886
>>6885
>Are you the anon who dreamed about drinking chamapiss?
Yes. I wasn't in control, but the fetish is so ingrained into me that I just naturally went for it.
>Who's your idolfu?
Syuko. She caught my eye from the very beginning when I barely knew anything about CG. I always liked her, and even made a twitter account just to vote for her in a contest to win a voice (which ended up getting stolen by Arisu). Now that she has a voice/album/drama tracks, I'm confident in saying she's the one I'd want to spend the rest of my life with.
No.6887
>>6875
Good good. Appreciated.
No.6888
I'm gonna FUCK the weeb right in her underaged cunt.
No.6889
>>6888
That new Emily card is absolutely astounding.
Very, very developed for a 13-year-old.
No.6890
>>6889
Shit, was so excited for the new card that I accidentally downloaded the thumbnail and was disappointed when I went to fap. Here's the real thing.
I love that underbutt. I want to tear that tail off and just bury my face in those butt cheeks for hours. No, days.
No.6891
>>6888
I want to suckle on her titties.
Bite, too - but not too hard.
No.6892
I'm sort of questioning my own integrity for a bit here, fellow anons.
Mio's the sort of girl I'd fuck derisively, taunting her as I go rough and mercilessly on her supple body, especially with all that training that makes her toned, what with her initial ways in her start at 346 and because she has an amazing set of curves in general. Yet with each passing fantasy, I feel less of a dick to her by being slowly less rough on her over time, eventually telling her to just jerk me off while we make out and eventually being a bit passionate like entwined lovers afterwards.
Is this what that one anon on the general said about the property of the hatefuck?
No.6893
How would your favorite CG and ML get along in a threesome together? What would their sexual dynamic be?
No.6894
>>6892
Sounds like someone's falling in love.
No.6895
>>6894
How am I supposed to get attached to some girl who puts extra effort in practicebut is sometimes easily broken by setbacks, doesn't have much of a problem leading the crowd but at the expense of how people may see her, doesn't mind being said to be a middle child because she experiences both worlds as a big and little sister, and is the one who cares for her NewGen friends a lot, and shares a name with one of the first car brands I was a bit fond of? (Goddammit, Gran Turismo, I beat my first race using the simple Honda Civic.)
Ah fuck. This isn't happening... This isn't happening... This isn't happening... This isn't happening...
I bet you guys have some degree of attachment to at least one idol you don't really like at first.
No.6896
>>6892
>Is this what that one anon on the general said about the property of the hatefuck?
Interesting.
But back to the topic, even loving fuckings can be rough as fuck and include teasing.
No.6898
>>6895
>I bet you guys have some degree of attachment to at least one idol you don't really like at first.
Yes, mainly with Chihaya. I've never fantasized about her to the intimate degree that you have with Mio, though.
No.6899
>>6896
>>6897
I still think she's a dirty little bitch though, who deserves to be drilled in her snatch till she's out cold, and I'd still be verbally rough on her even if what you guys say actually ends up true. Hell, if it does, I may end up making sure that she's my little bitch by knocking her up.
Now if you will excuse me, colleagues, I will see if Shiki keeps anaphrodisiac compounds in her lab, in the hopes that I may be able to stem all that from happening.
No.6900
>>6899
Now you're just being tsun.
No.6902
No.6903
>>6900
I'm supposed to give this girl a look of disdain most of the time, yet I do it whilst I imagine myself ramming against her from behind and always giving her a creampie while I repeatedly spank that juicy ass of hers, all while looking at her straight in the eyes as I do so. The range basically amounts to what is essentially kissing distance. What I heard so far about her Starlight Stories (CGSS) is not being helpful at all since it's sort of acting like a catalyst. She's my least favorite NewGen member, and even then what little sour aftertaste she's left with is slowly becoming sweet.
Goddammit, where does Shiki keep those anaphrodisiacs!? It's supposed to inhibit me from pulling shit like this off and block me from my switch being flipped like what's happening to >>6902.
No.6904
>>6903
> What I heard so far about her Starlight Stories
Share a bit about that please.
No.6905
>>6903
I really hate Rin, but I'd never fantasize anything about her other than rape/mindbreak kind of stuff. Just accept that your feelings for Mio are more loving than the "hatefucks" you claim they are.
No.6906
>>6905
Who says I can't get off to her while thinking of her getting raped? This doujin certainly pokes at that.
Also that damned initial costume of hers. Curves like that and a skimpy performance outfit (Zettai Ryouki is always a plus) with a good midriff and provocative poses will always get the better of me too.
No.6907
>>6893
>Syuko and Anna.
Oh yes, this is very nice. The fox and the rabbit.
I'd imagine Anna would be quite nervous about a threesome and that Syuko would relish in that nervousness. I'd love to see her tease Anna's tight, young body and warm her up for my cock while whispering lewd things into her ear. Syuko would "eat" the rabbit's tender flesh, sucking and nipping on Anna's pussy before spreading her lips open for me and rubbing Anna's clit while I fuck her. She would also sit on Anna's face and grind her hips into her mouth until she's gasping and spasming for air. When it's Syuko's turn for the D, I'd make Anna lick her ass while she's riding me. I'd pull Syuko's asscheeks apart with my hands so she can fully insert her tongue and lick every inch of the outside and inside that she can reach. Then I can finish by sliding my cock between both of their eager mouths, alternating between penetrating each one until I can't hold back anymore and cum all over both their faces.
No.6908
This is always so much fun.
>>6893
I'm so bad at choosing favorites.
No.6909
>>6908
What are the first two that come to mind?
No.6910
No.6911
>>6910
Sounds interesting. How would it go down with the buddy and kiss demon?
No.6912
>>6893
>Yuka and Emily
Well this is going to be awkward. They are both so feminine to the point it feels like it's going to be deep hardcore lesbian sex than a threesome.
Yuka would be Emily's biggest idol and role model for her which Yuka would gladly agree and teach her the path of becoming the perfect Yamato Nadeshiko. By painting black ink all over each other. Playing around naked under the cherry blossoms. Deep soft gentle kisses between the two of them.
All in all, it's all calm before the storm. Before I wreck both of their pussies with my very masculine dick. Perfect fit for them to play the role of the submissive type when they truly have found what they were searching for, the dick.
No.6913
>>6911
Too tired to think it out, but the factor playing in would be that Kanade is much more a flirt than she's a kisser.
No.6914
>>6913
Please elaborate when you feel more awake.
I'm curious as to how you'd handle them and how they'd handle each other.
No.6915
Anyone here into pantsu sniffing?
No.6916
I want to fuck Alice.
I want to FUCK Alice.
No.6917
>>6916
I want to do things to her phat loli ass to the point where she'll be reminded of what I did to her for days every time she sits down.
No.6918
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Dreamed that I impregnated Takane. Heavy, rapid thrusting while she panted and moaned in my ear. Then a fast forward to us living together with two children in a big house.
No.6919
I'm sitting in my bathtub wishing an idol was in there with me, cuddling at my side while watching a movie.
It HURTS.
No.6920
>>6917
I want to pound her pussy hard and cream her deep inside.
Sometimes I'm a man of simple passions.
No.6921
>>6920
Would you cuddle her afterwords? There is a certain type of etiquette associated with the tsundere pussy.
No.6922
>>6919
Bathing with a beautiful idol is a really nice experience. >>6869
No.6923
Which idol would you most like to perform cunnilingus on until she cums?
I say the chuuni dork is a good candidate. Probably tastes lewd and would have an interesting reaction to you going down on her.
No.6924
>>6923
Besides my favorite? Probably Hibiki.
No.6925
No.6926
>>6924
She probably has a very strong taste. Is that in part what you chose her?
No.6927
>>6926
Yeah, also because she'd likely be very sensitive.
No.6928
>>6927
Think you could get her to cum by licking her through her pantsu?
No.6929
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>>6928
Probably, but I'd rather taste and feel her directly.
No.6930
>>6929
Sensitive idols are great, especially if you focus on their weak spots.
The puffy one would also be a great target. She's extremely pure, and I bet she'd be senstive, too. Her orgasm would be more intense due to her complete lack of knowledge about lewdness.
No.6931
You are all fucking faggots, I hate every single one of you. Violating innocent idols like this, fuck you all.
No.6932
To all the l@licons here: If you had to fuck an older idol, who would it be? (older = 18 and up)
No.6934
>>6931
I violate my idols gently. Especially Serika, who I would be extremely careful with.
>>6932
Does Baba count, since she's constantly mistaken for a kid?
No.6935
>>6931
Oh man you don't even know.
No.6936
>>6934
I'm going to exclude Baba from the potential selection for the sake of the question.
No.6937
>>6936
Reika's a cutie. As far as barely legal idols go, Uzuki and Haruka are also nice.
No.6938
>>6937
Reika is a hot piece of ass.
No.6939
>>6938
True. She's one of the top 5 MLs that I want to fuck the most, along with Anna, Matsuri, Elena, and Roco.
No.6940
>>6939
>Roco
How awkward would it be to take the virginity of a fluffy aspie?
No.6941
>>6940
Not too awkward if she's with me.
No.6942
>>6940
You mean for her or for you?
No.6943
>>6941
What would you do to make the experience more pleasurable for such an awkward girl?
>>6942
Both.
No.6944
>>6942
For her, of course. She wouldn't be the first virgin I've broken in. I know how to be gentle while still getting her off.
No.6945
>>6944
> I know how to be gentle while still getting her off.
Do describe how you'd do that. Especially since Michiko is so odd.
No.6946
>>6944
>>6943
But that's why I asked. I think I don't get the question. Even if she's awkward herself, it's of no consequence. No one expects her to be a top skilled harlot. She just needs to relax and enjoy herself like a little minx.
>>6945
Seconding the request, I'm certainly in the mood for a bit of a Rocostory.
No.6947
>>6945
>>6946
I'd probably start off by giving Roco a few shots of liquor to lower her inhibitions, get her hornier, and dull the pain of getting penetrated by my rather large penis for the first time. (the first girl I ever had sex with was hurting so bad that she wanted to stop almost as soon as I put it in) After she's downed a couple and is feeling the buzz, I'd start undressing her before taking my own clothes off. I'd sit her on my lap so we can feel each other's body heat and start slowly rubbing her pussy from behind, rolling my fingers around until she's nice and wet. Then I'd lightly finger her to help loosen her as much as possible for what comes next. Roco would get laid out on the bed, and I'd gradually ease myself inside her. As I'm doing this, I'd give her deep kisses to distract her from the pain before I start to work my hips more. For her sake, I'd keep my pace far from intense, and would give her generous stimulation of the clitoris to make sure she gets pleasured as I slowly grind inside of her. I'd keep things as relaxed as possible, and see how many times I can make Roco cum before I gradually reach my own limit at the slower than normal pace. Before I let my seed out inside her, I'd embrace the little nerd in my arms and tell her how much I care for her as I give my final thrusts. Finally I'd cuddle her while kissing her face and neck before she falls asleep resting her head on my chest for the night.
No.6948
>>6947
Michiko gets bullied, so an intimate experience like that would do her good.
Enjoy getting all that fluffy hair in your face, too.
No.6949
>>6947
Now we're talking. I assume you'd keep her around for many more performances, teaching her many pleasures. What is it about Roco that makes you want to treat her so nice?
No.6950
>>6949
My kindness would be wasted if I didn't keep her around afterwards. Girls tend to stick like glue to the first guy who has sex wit them, so I bet Roco would be very clingy for a while. I wouldn't mind, though, since she's so cute.
>What is it about Roco that makes you want to treat her so nice?
I can't really say. I might be the habanero enema guy, but there's just something about Roco that makes me want to spoil her and make her the happiest idol in the office.
No.6951
>>6950
She smiles so nice.
And that last picture where she's painting, it makes me wanna do things to her on the spot. Delicious.
Yeah, she'd fall in love like a silly girl, smiling in her sleep and everything of the kind. Treat her well.
No.6952
>>6951
If I wasn't so enamored with my favorite, I could see myself being with Roco in a serious way.
No.6953
>>6952
I think it would be quite nice. Roco is a good girl, cuddly and quirky. I don't usually talk about cuddling much, but a girl like Roco really invites the idea.
No.6954
>>6950
For as rough as I am with the others, Roco is my favorite ML and I can't help but want to be nice with her too.
No.6955
>>6954
>>6953
I want to have a mutual lewd cuddling session with her and Anna. They're two of the comfiest idols for sure.
No.6956
Thanks to Roco's tummy, I failed my attempt to go to sleep without fapping. Oh well.
>>6955
Imagine their long hair lewdly interwoven together as they lay dozing.
No.6957
>>6956
>I failed my attempt to go to sleep without fapping
I'm still saving up to make my first fap of the year a big one.
No.6958
>>6957
How long so far?
What do you intend to do? Edge for a long time? Pictures, doujins, fantasy?
No.6959
>>6958
Only a few days so far after I had my last fap on new year's eve. I'm going wait at least a week before finally indulging myself. Probably gonna warm myself up with doujins and finish myself off with a lewd fantasy featuring my idolfu.
No.6960
>>6959
More power to you anon. She better like a week's worth of thickly stored cum.
I had my New Year's fuck with my waifu last night & I creamed hard into her tight ass. Definitely one of our better intimate nights.
No.6961
>>6960
She's worth it, and I'm going to save up quite the treat for her. I'm thinking of even taking a break from doujins and just fapping exclusively to fantasies of her until reach the level of lucid dreaming that she deserves.
No.6962
>>6950
>the habanero enema guy
Literally the last person I would have guessed.
Good to know that you're being nice to an idol that gets picked on sometimes.
Speaking of enemas and the butt in general, would you try anal with Roco? I don't think she'd be super comfortable with the idea, so she might need some convincing.
>>6955
Imagine being sandwiched between the two of them and feeling their body heat.
No.6963
>>6962
I'd definitely rim Roco and stick a finger in there while I'm fucking her, but I think she might not be ready for a thick cock in her ass just yet.
No.6964
>>6963
>rimming
Oh man, she would freak out and get all embarrassed about it being dirty or gross. She's spazzy enough when it comes to non-lewd things, and few things are lewder (or better) than a nice, deep, thorough rimjob.
No.6965
>>6964
I'd savor a spazzy reaction from her over that. It would only make me go at it with greater intensity.
No.6966
>>6965
>"Don't! It's dirty, anon, I poop from there!"
Use your imagination to find out what loanword she might use in this situation.
No.6967
>>6966
>Don't! It's dirty, anon"
If she gives me that cliche line, then I believe that "Why, have you not been wiping properly?" is the response I'd go with.
No.6968
>>6967
You'd best be prepared for the waterworks after that comment. And I'm not talking about the clear kind from the eyes, not the yellow or clear kind from the pussy (not yet, at least).
No.6969
>>6968
I'd love to use some tissues to wipe her butt (even though I know it's clean) before using my tongue on it for the extra embarrassment it would cause her.
No.6970
>>6969
"Have you not been wiping properly?" is a great response to one of the most adorable (and usually wrong) responses to receiving an asslicking. We really need more light teasing like this in hentai.
If you're a next-level pervert and actually want to blur the line between teasing and bullying, you could sniff the paper. You will get a guaranteed reaction, be it tears or a slap. Maybe both.
No.6971
>>6970
I'd rather make Roco sniff the paper.
No.6972
>>6971
And what if she refuses? Would you cover her mouth and put the paper underneath her nose so she's forced to smell it?
I want to try this kind of anal play out with Tachibana especially because I've always guessed she has a stinky butt for some reason and her having to sniff the paper would be an episode, to say the least. At least it'd lead to bathing together
No.6974
>>6972
It would be fun to just stuff the paper up her nose.
No.6975
Just had a really nice lucid dream where I had lunch with Syuko and Sae in the park of a large city. It was interesting because this was one of the first times where I really got to eat/taste while consciously dreaming. I remember they made a bento with slices of pork belly, a chicken cutlet, and rice with some sweet glaze on it. It was all delicious.
No.6976
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>>6972
>"Sniffing and licking ass? Really, want kind of pervert gets off to that?"
>>6975
I tried to lucid dream this afternoon and achieved nothing but epic failure.
No.6977
>>6976
Keep at it. The same thing happened to me when I first started out.
No.6978
No.6979
>>6978
Soft-spoken and elegant. When I first realized I was dreaming, I immediately called out for Syuko, and much to my surprise Sae was with her. It's the first time anything like that's happened.
No.6980
>>6979
That's interesting. How were they to each other in the dream?
Also tasting and smelling things in dreams is rare, so it sounds like a real ice dream you've had there.
No.6981
>>6980
My memory's a little hazy by now, but they were quite friendly with each other. I think Syuko even fed Sae a piece of cutlet with her chopsticks. Also, I don't think tasting/smelling things in dreams is supposed to be rare. It's natural for them to involve all 5 senses.
No.6982
>>6981
For me it's rare to be clearly aware of all the senses, more often it's just an indistinct idea that something is tasty or isn't.
I've heard people often dream in black and white, though that sounds a bit extreme on the sensory impoverishment. As far as I can recall all my dreams are in color.
No.6983
>>6982
Eating in dreams is supposed to be better than real life since you palate doesn't get used to the flavor the more you eat. Each bite tastes as good as the first time.
No.6984
>>6983
Seems I've been missing out, then.
No.6985
>>6984
I'll have to try it out on an idol's pussy one day.
No.6986
>>6979
When you have your dreams about idols, do they speak Japanese and you understand it, or are they speaking English for whatever reason?
>>6985
Oral is great, and in the rare instances in which I dream I don't taste or smell anything (save for my Iku experience a few days ago).
Who do you think has the tastiest pussy? The tastiest butt?
No.6987
>>6986
Japanese so far, since I speak the language. If I ever have an advanced, complex conversation, it would probably have to be in English, though. My guess is that it would likely be in the same general tone and manner of speech as they have in Japanese, so it shouldn't be that big of a deal. When I get better at LDing, it could actually be a good way of practicing my Japanese.
For vaginal/anal licking, my first targets would be Tamaki, Hibiki, Elena.
No.6988
>>6987
>Tamaki
She probably has a strong flavor. That fit body would be such a joy to snuggle under the covers with.
No.6989
I want to bring some idols to my secret smoke spot and introduce them to the wonders of ganja.
No.6990
Which idol's thighs would you bite, nibble, and suck?
No.6993
>>6989
> my secret smoke spot
That sounds pretty romantic.
No.6994
I feel like giving my waifu anal today.
No.6995
>>6994
She's young. Can she take a cock up her ass?
No.6996
>Manage to LD again.
>Summon Syuko
>Try to take things slow, start making out with her
>She suddenly tries to jump my bones
>Pushes me over, gets on top of me, inserts my cock, and starts riding me.
>Wake up a few seconds later
Damn, my fox is too frisky.
No.6998
>>6995
Although my member is fairly small, Momoko's anus is extremely tight. It's going to be pretty painful. I'll make sure to "lube" her up with a very, very deep, thorough rimming beforehand.
I'm particularly fascinated by her butt, so she'd better get used to me playing with it all the time. Even if we were watching a movie on the couch or something, I'd finger her asshole through those violet leggings she wears all the time.
No.6999
>>6998
How come you never post any lewd images of Momoko? It's kind of odd, since you talk about her all the time.
No.7000
>>6994
>>6998
Is this your first fuck of the new year? Have you stored enough cum to flood her anal cavities?
No.7001
>>6999
I'm very, very picky about lewd with Momoko. I have a very high standard for lewd art of her. If she's drawn in a weird way or off-model I just can't get off to it. I also can't really get off to anything where she comes off as too slutty, save one doujin where she sits on Producer's face. Also, very few of them cater to my specific fetishes. The only reason why I made an exception with the aforementioned doujin is because I LOVE facesitting.
Most of my faps to her are actually faps to official art. The bunny card and the near-upskirt one with Ikugolem have done things to me.
No.7003
I want a l@li to kiss and suck my dick, that's what I want.
No.7004
>>7001
I'm really picky with any fanart of idols I like. Lewd or not.
No.7005
>>7004
I check for Momoko art on pixiv relatively frequently. I do notice quite a bit of QUALITY art of her. Or maybe those are just Iku's submissions. I can see them having a lewd relationship when they get older.
No.7006
Someone was asking for a Mio Honda hotglue video a thread or two ago.
Here it is.
http://m.xhamster.com/movies/4728275/mio_honda_sof.html
No.7007
>>7006
The dude didn't do a great job of aiming.
If I ever hotglue my Mika scale, I'd make sure to give her face, tits, and belly a good thick coating.
No.7008
>>7006
That Mika there tho.
No.7009
All this hotglue talk makes me want to jizz all over my Sachiko's smug little face. I'd have to save up at least a month for her.
No.7010
>>7009
I might be wrong, but I think saving up for more than a week makes no difference in how much you jizz.
No.7011
>>7010
I'd like a source on that, since I'm saving up for my waifu at the moment.
No.7012
Speaking of figures, are there any particular cards you want a figure of?
I want one of lewd Space Wars Emily and puffy Serika.
No.7014
>>7011
I'll post if I can find it, but the idea is that cum is constantly produced but also being reabsorbed, or else your balls would burst or something.
That being said, even if you don't cum more jizz from saving for more than a week, it would probably still feel extra awesome after a month. If go through with it, please do report back on the result.
Also if you want a big volume, you need to get your prostate to produce a lot of liquid / precum, and for that you've got to drink enough water. Supplements can help too, see this classic image that's been doing rounds around the net for a long time.
No.7015
>>7014
I'm not a fan of things in my ass, so I've never found the prostate. If I do decide to cum all over Sachi, should I make a video?
No.7016
>>7012
Definitely this one out of her ML cards
No.7017
No.7019
I just the smoothest, firmest part of my arm for five minutes straight while pretending it's l@litummy. I am a sad man.
>>7016
What would Mami do if you tried using her butt as a pillow, or buried your face in it?
No.7020
>>7017
Only for you guys.
Would a quick rinse in water afterwards be enough as far as cleaning is concerned? I don't want to damage the fig.
No.7021
Which idol's panty bin would you raid?
No.7022
>>7019
I think she would flirt with me by asking questions like "Well, how soft is it?" or "Isn't this the softest butt you ever felt?" or even "How much you like it, Nii-chan? It's the best, isn't it?"
Then as I got too hands on with her butt, Mami would release a small fart puff which caused me to jump back in befuddlement. Mami now saw her chance to tackle me down and straddled on top me while showing off her patented mischievous chuckle and then said that the tables have turned. Mami's hands coyly brushed against my chest as I thought the flirting would go to the next level. But Mami suddenly tickles me ferociously until I couldn't breathe. By that point when I calmed down she brought her head down next to mine and we shared some soft yet intimate kisses as we basked in each others arms (and one of my hands back caressing her perfect rump) for quite some time.
No.7023
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No.7024
>>7023
Would you let her know somehow?
>>7022
>fart
I thought I was the only one here with this fetish.
No.7025
>>7024
I'd rearrange stuff and see if she notices.
No.7026
>>7025
Hime is so delicious.
No.7027
>>7024
It was not meant to be a fetish, but a means for Mami who took control of the situation.
Sorry to disappoint you.
No.7028
>>7027
>>7024
Pfffthahaha. I'm reminded of this guy. Just replace "white dudes" with "l@lis".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0
No.7029
To all figfags here, in case you forgot, we're getting Minako next from Phat.
Yes, if that card is going to be the source, i can't wait to imagine what's underneath her hot springs clothes.
No.7030
>>7027
There was at least one another anon on /@/ who had that fetish and I wasn't sure if you were him or not.
>>7028
While I'm a diehard l@licon it would take an accident or a lot of alcohol for them to come close to entertaining that fetish.
>>7029
What's a good site to check for im@s figure news? I'm hoping the ML anime brings figures of some of my favorites.
No.7031
No.7032
>>7031
It doesn't have all the posts in the thread tho
No.7033
>>7030
The general and /a/'s buyfag thread is a good place to maintain the radar. Sometimes it's also announced on some official hobby collection blogs. After confirmed data is sighted, it gets encoded in the MyFigureCollection database.
>>7020
Probably, but not too hard, warm water. You also might need a soft toothbrush to sure to get the small spots and crevices that may end up being deposited with the hotglue. Idea derived from some MFC user's blog who got a second hand Rei Ayanami but had the misfortune of seeing it have traces of cum once it got to them.
Also
>most of the cards for figures wishlist are that of the Best Friends Trio
You cheeky bastards really want to get in a group session with Gumi, Kotoha and Elena thatbadly, huh? I Don't blame you though - who wouldn't?
No.7034
>>7031
What's the deal with that? It doesn't even have all of this thread's posts.
No.7036
>>7033
I just want Elena to be honest, but Gumi is welcome to join.
No.7037
>>7035
Are they called the Best Friends Trio because they're more than friends?
No.7038
>>7035
>>7036
It still sorta stands that these three are rather popular. Still not really in comparison to the Moviem@s idols, so it's likely if we get more, they get their figures first - joy for those who want to violate Serika and/or bitch-tame Shiho.
>>7037
Very, and the yuri subtext with them is a bit too strong even by this franchise's standards. Especially Gumi, since if she's not spotted with her two best friends, she's probably hanging with Octopus Karen, and those two have upped the ante when it comes to their yuri subtext as well.
No.7039
>>7037
How far does the "more than friends" thing go?
No.7040
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No.7041
>>7040
I'd like to see Gumi use a strap-on more often.
No.7043
Idol yuri is great. I wonder what other girls are secretly or not-so-secretly doing lewd things with each other. Subaru and Roco are likely, as are Mika and Miria.
No.7044
>>7042
Dude, that's somebody's daughter-wife!
No.7045
>>7044
Lucky fucker, that somebody is.
No.7046
>>7042
I wish the heavily pixelted pussy didn't ruin the image.
No.7047
>>7043
Everything is a possibility.
No.7049
>>7048
Lucky girls both of them.
No.7050
>>7042
I thought you guys relish in that though.
>There is an incredible satisfaction in making a lewd mess of a haughty bitch.
No.7051
>>7050
>us guys
Well, what's your stance on that subject, anon?
No.7052
>>7050
>There is an incredible satisfaction in making a lewd mess of a haughty bitch.
I agree with this statement, although I'd rather apply it to Shizuka.
No.7053
>>7032
>>7034
Last import was on January 2nd, and there's gonna be no new imports. The old board (this board) will be shut down eventually and then there will only be the new one. So the sooner you move over, the better.
No.7054
>>7053
We should wait until this thread is done at least.
No.7056
>>7054
Alright. But we DO have to move as soon as possible. They'll actually be shutting down the original servers, and everything not migrated will be lost.
No.7057
>>7053
>>7056
Oh dear. Oh well.
No.7058
>>7056
Well then, time for me to update the pastebin.
No.7059
>>7058
What's the criteria for getting on there, just anything that catches your lewd fancy? I've seen posts of mine on it that aren't even my long stories.
No.7060
Here, read this:
https://ghostbin.com/paste/rngmo
The stylesheet for /imas/ hides the blotter with details about the migration.
No.7061
>>7059
It's usually the length of the story simply because I'm skimming through hundreds of posts. I can't pick off the smaller ones that are a few sentences easily.
I'll say this now, anyone who's story I missed let me know. I just started to go through this particular thread. Every other /imas/ thread and the "posting broken" thread has been accounted for to my best abilities.
No.7062
>>7060
Could've missed it really. Thanks.
No.7063
What kind of tits does /kuku/ like best?
DFC, cowtits, somewhere in-between?
Personally, I find B-cups like Syuko, Tomoka, and Shiho to be ideal.
No.7064
>>7063
DFC is my absolute favorite, especially on lolis. Medium to medium-large breasts on younger idols are great, too, especially if they're big for their age. Like Ranran.
No.7065
>>7063
I used to be a DFC lover, but I'm more into medium sized now.
But really, whatever tits a particular idol has, it's a part of who she is so I like her that way.
No.7066
>>7064
>>7065
What's "medium" to you guys in terms of cm?
No.7067
>>7066
Hmm... 78 to 84, maybe?
No.7068
>>7061
Quick update: The pastebin has been fully updated. If you don't see your story/or a story you think should be added, let me know before anything gets lost.
No.7069
>>7067
78 is a bit too small for me, but anything in the 80s range is prime. It induces such wonderful busts as Matsuri, Elena, and Hibiki.
No.7070
>>7068
Good work. It makes me happy to see my lewdposting be recorded for posterity's sake.
No.7071
>>7063
Usually from medium to large would be best for me. As long I could have my consistent paizuris, that would be good enough. Airi's a perfect example of good looking breasts.
DFC is okay but not into them as much as I was before. Really large gigantic breasts like Shizuku's is a no-no.
No.7073
>>7020
Just seeing this now, but warm water is a bad idea. You'll want to use cold water so the cum doesn't solidify. Use a toothbrush as >>7033 said while you rinse and to get any trouble spots after.
No.7074
>>7066
>so the cum doesn't solidify
That's a possibility? I don't know much about these things.
No.7075
Who has the most kissable tummy?
No.7077
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>>7075
This is the one I want to kiss the most.
No.7078
No.7079
>>7074
Yeah, something about the proteins in cum. I learned this when I first had to start fapping in the shower.
No.7080
>>7079
Why did you have to in the shower, and how did you come to know this?
No.7081
>>7080
Back when I was 11 or 12 and just learning to fap. I didn't have my own room since I had to share with my brother until he left the house. Cleaning up after, hot water would make my cum sticky, so I tried cold and it came off a lot easier.
No.7082
>>7081
I'm sure Sachi will appreciate this information.
No.7083
>>7082
I'd fuck Sachiko in a shower and spray the shower head up her asshole.
No.7084
No.7085
>>7083
I'd rather leave it on her clit and make her cum non-stop.
No.7087
Oh my, Miria.
What happened?
No.7088
>>7081
I didn't fap until I was 17.
>>7083
You might get Sachi ass juice on the shower head.
Better hot water than the fun stuff that was discussed a few threads ago.
I can't go to buffalo wild wings and older blazin' sauce without thinking of turning it into an enema for a cute idol. Then I get hungry for ass, not wings.
>>7087
Oh man. The bullying possibilities here are just endless. Even drinking it would make her cry.
I'm sure the wise /@/nons here have great suggestions as to how to take advantage of her embarrassed state.
No.7089
>>7088
>I can't go to buffalo wild wings and older blazin' sauce without thinking of turning it into an enema for a cute idol.
You're welcome.
No.7091
>>7085
Forced cumming is fun.
No.7093
>>7088
What would you say to Miria?
No.7094
No.7095
No.7096
Thread is Karen. Should we just make a new one on the new board?
No.7097
>>7096
Probably.
I'll join you guys there in the morning.
No.7098
On the new board I miss those forward links on each post to it's replies.
No.7099
>New board isn't even up right now
Lol, remind me why this is supposed to be better.
No.7101
>>7095
Mirai
Umi
Julia
Nao
Nino
Karen
Karen
No.7103
Just so everyone's on the same page, we've mostly moved here.
https://beta.8ch.net/imas/thread/6520
No.7105
>>7103
That shit isn't even working.
No.7106
This is what I think of the new board.
No.7107
So it looks like the current migration's been scrapped.
https://notehub.org/346di
Guess we're gonna be hanging around here for a little while longer.
No.7109
>>7107
Good, this place is still functionally better anyways.
No.7110
So... fucked any idols recently?
No.7111
It feels like it's incredibly easy to have lewd thoughts about Azusa, like stripping her clothes off and fucking her outdoors.
No.7112
It feels like it's incredibly easy to have lewd thoughts about Azusa, like stripping her clothes off and fucking her outdoors.
God damn it fuck this broken site.
No.7114
>>7107
Oh dear. It was a valiant effort.
>>7110
I had one idol dream last night, but was way too wasted and sleepy to put the notes in my notebook during the night and by now I've forgotten fuck all. I only recall there were Lily and (I think) Umi involved. Nothing lucid, and I don't recall anything overly erotic except some knee grabbing that other idol who might have been Umi.
Other than that I have a nice kinda-romantic kinky threesome scenario involving Basa and Miki that I'm slowly developing in my head. I'll probably write something when it gets ready.
No.7115
Do we make a new thread too? This one is getting unwieldy and unresponsive at near to 600 replies already.
No.7116
No.7117
No.7118
>>7115
Yes please, I want to post again.
No.7120