ugly fucking art edition
>What is Dead by Daylight?
Asymmetrical multiplayer slasher game where 4 survivors scramble to fix 5 generators while 1 killer wants to sacrifice all of them.
>What is Friday the 13th?
A slasher game featuring Jason and counselors. 7 counselors with different stats try to escape the camp while Jason kills them one by one.
>What is Last Year:The Nightmare?
Class based with weaker killers. Real (but not good).
>Latest Patch Notes (DbD)
>Skill Check Simulator (DbD)
First for matthew is worst girl, and has a dumb boy name
Why be nice to her, though?
You don't even know the girl.
She's not even real.
Everything is real. When you're in love.
Baby dont hurt me.
It's not mine!
Such a terrible thing to say your gf!
Now I know how zombies feel like when they're trying to rise out of the grave.
I tried to swing myself up from the bed, but I always got up just a bit whilst flailing my arms about and then fell on my back again.
Ended up rolling sideways out of bed.
Why are you suddenly gf?
What happened to your back?
We had an order for hydraulic cylinders from another company, like, just next to our company, so I thought I'd go fetch them.
When they placed them on the table they asked if I had a car with me, I just said that I'm from the next door, so no need.
The cylinders were awfully heavy and on that trip my upper back just broke from the load.
Like, broken broken?
No broken bones, but all my upper back muscles are sore and full of tension, so I don't really have much control over them and doing things like lifting my hands up, or trying to turn my upper-body hurt a lot.
I thought you had actually broken your back somehow.
Are you resting up today?
Well, I didn't leave work to visit a doctor despite it happening like 30 mins into my workday, mostly because I have the extended shift the whole week, and I feel like it'd be a dick move to lay that curse on someone else.
Just as long as your don't injure yourself further.
Going to have to visit a doctor next morning though, since getting home and not doing anything made the muscles cool down and get all tense.
And then someone else will get the extended shift for thursday/friday, and then I'll feel obliged to do the shifts for them the next time they should have them.
Sorry, I'm gonna have to run.
Thankfully that isn't relevant for me if I get studies, just because all paid for by government, just only need to buy books.
No wonder you don't take it seriously!
Ese might have a point there now that I think about it.
Also you cannot fail it, graduation usually takes 4 years for most majors in university here, and for some 5 years, but when I was in another city seeing a friend and crashed in at the student parties, there were people that had been in uni for ~6 years.
Anyhow time for bed, g'night.
Dunno. They were kinda lame.
This one is bland.
Although, the synth is nice.
I'm not sitting through half an hour of this.
I'll just make subtle reference now.
Play Girls Frontline.
And leave me here all alone?
How do you think jalapeno moonshine tastes?
What is that supposed to mean?!
Food time dingus.
Also, be nice.
I'm nothing but nice.
H&K makes gun rifles.
H&K makes good rifles!
What am I looking at?
Why are you so busy lately, praetor?
Whatever do you mean?
Haven't I always done that?
So, how are plans going?
H&Gay concept civilian market rifles.
Things are good! Hopefully they stay good.
Why does she exist!?
2018 will be the year of the ACR if Bushmaster follows through on their promise of the MLOK fore-end and the .300BLK conversion.
Why do jew exist.
I came across this board because it was on my top bar. I don't know what compelled me to click it, but the first thing I saw was this thread, and I like DbD. I don't know what's happening here though or what to think. Did I stumble across a sekrit club or something?
My dad wants a .300 blackout.
I have 5 SKS's and 2 AKs along with various other rifles.
You decide what I play tonight.
Nothing terribly secret.
Just people talking about life and what they're doing.
Think of it as a very social cafe in France.
I have YS3 and Super metriod.
But I have to set up everything.
So none of the thread titles have anything to do with what's going on in them? This sounds fruity and suspicious.
I'm just lazy.
Although, we had a good discussion about Space Operas the other day.
I'd vote for Super Metroid, then.
He's just lazy and copies random threads from /vg/.
It's a mystery why he doesn't just leave them blank or something.
Have you played it?
It was the first SNES game I both played and beat!
Way back on the Wii Virtual Console.
Hylics 2 looks real cool.
Hopefully it's not as obtuse as the first.
That's Hylics though.
The point of the game is to make the world make sense.
Also, OFF! was in your backlog.
I guess I just don't understand why you'd bother with all this when you can just go to irc or something.
Tradition trumps accessibility and usability.
Sell 4 SKS's and an AK for a gooder rifle.
Tell your dad to build a .300blk """pistol""" till he's ready to actually wait for the ATF wait times.
Just gameplay wise, the first one really sucks.
Just super generic RPG stuff.
Yes, it is. I'll get around to it.
IRC has been around much longer than imageboards, by the way.
That sounds terrible and illegal.
If you can post a picture of the best touhou then I will approve of your actions.
What part is illegal?
Or terrible for that matter.
Nono, I guess there's a misinterpretation.
Long ago Alice1 made selfhelp threads and that spawned CJ communities on /b/. Alice1 left and Alice2 picked up the torch. Alice2 spawned larger CJ thread that eventually fractured and overlaps at the same time. Spec and I are sort of in that over-lap. When I joined the threads many of my friends were Alice2 thread goers. However, I am not from /b/.
Not sure if Spec was. I know that he and a tripfag from /k/ were there when I joined.
.300blkout pistol sounds like a major pain in the ass to wait for.
Nazrin IS cute, but Nazrin isn't the best touhou. Try again.
I still think imageboards kinda suck for actual conversation.
Satori and Yuyuko are my favorite.
Do you like Momizou?
Good touhous. Still not best though.
Not by a long shot.
You can emote wwwwaaaaayyyyyy better on imageboards and that's one reason why I stick to imageboards.
You're not even trying anymore.
At least give us a hint or something, there's way to many of them.
I never had any trouble back on IRC, but that's just because it was quick enough to clarify if needed.
There's hundreds of touhous.
It would be impossible to guess the right one.
Okay fine. She has beautiful blonde hair. And no, it isn't Marisa either.
Hundreds of touhous, but a lot of them are only good. You have to channel your inner patrician!
There's a reason why IRC channels always get torpedoed.
It's because admins abuse power or dramawhores take something out of context and make the channel insufferable.
The SBR paper work is what he'd be waiting for.
But as a pistol there's no wait, and the ATF said you can shoulder the brace now.
Sounds like tripfags and 8ch boards.
Have you mistaken me for someone else?
>Trusting the ATF
My old IRC hangout from nearly 7 years ago is still kicking, with the same admins and everything.
Yes, there's a guy just like you.
Although, you seem not to be from NY.
All tripfags are dramawhores. This is known.
I'm definitely not from NY. I'm from the middle of nowhere.
They seriously don't care though.
Although, your admin has to be approaching his thirties.
What about FN FNC?
Close but no cigar.
Where can you find one?
Oh no, you live in the Dakotas.
The only other decent blondes that come to mind is Alice and Junko.
Although. Most IRCs have moved to discord at this point, since it's pretty much better for most people.
My local Gun Store sells one.
Back in the states.
Also, I can own SVTs up here.
No way. You're getting colder. I just meant the name is closer.
This anon is red hot on point.
Discord is good?
Color me surprised.
It's Alice, then.
I don't know anybody who has Junko as a favorite.
Compared to IRC, it has:
Built in Voice chat
Image and video embedding
Built in user roles
The list goes on and on. It's the natural evolution of IRC.
>All that community drama.
Communities aside, the actual platform is superior to IRC.
I agree. A lot of the communities on there are pretty bad.
Ohio is my neighbor!
We have a winner!
We must burn them down!!!
Wait a minute.
There can't be two Alicefags!
Everyone Loves Alice. That's why she's best, my guy.
Why are you a fucking leaf?
Acceptable taste in 2hus.
If it was flandre I would have actually been mad.
Despite it's flaws, I still frequently use it, so please don't.
She looks silly and needs friends.
Do you want the long story or the short story?
From the ashes of the old something new will arise.
Like what, Mr. Imageboard?
It's not just acceptable, it's the best okay?
Also flan is pretty good too but far from best. Gets too much hate just for being entrylevel.
Agreed. I want to be her friend and hug her every day!
Post chart if you've got one. I'm curious.
>Dad is American
>Works in Quebec
>Meets woman there
>She moves to the US
>Has me in Canada because family related reasons
>Goes back to the US to live there
>Only been to Canada once or twice as a kid
>Grandpa gets sick
>Only male in my family so the family elects me to take care of him when I don't have school
>Been going to Canada for a better for a few years
I have dual citizenship. So, kind of sort of leaf.
And your opinions of Lain?
I'll take your prosciutto!
I don't have a chart.
Lain is okay.
So you don't belong anywhere. You're a disgusting half!
What is this?
Are you going to make fun of me because I have a southern accent?
Your mogeko references are lost on me, as always.
So it's all yours.
What a shame.
I don't have to take that from a fucking leaf okay.
Making a chart takes effort okay? I'm too busy shitposting on a mongolian throat singing enthusiast community.
I played the game again today actually.
I have to say.
Grey Garden was probably her best work.
Wadanohara is right behind it.
Flame the Canadians for not letting Quebec go.
No, I understand. Shit takes ages to do.
>Post yaoi porn on their twitter feed
Wellll, there's a chance that it's a guy. But most Japanese indie devs are chicks.
I like boards and board culture, but IRCs can be nice and comfy. Admin abuse can appear on either though. Or anywhere where there's an admin, which is pretty everywhere.
And the USA population is basically all mutts, but where do Canadians even come from? Are Canadians mutts too? Except Quebec which seems to be French descendant.
Canadians can be mutts too.
But, it's very rare since no blacks.
The French here mingled with the Native Americans and so you have a strange mixture of French Indian.
>But most Japanese indie devs are chicks.
I can't think of a single one.
I will. Every day I will remind them.
If it makes you feel any better, I also like Tewi, Sumireko,
But I don't consider you a Canadian, but the Americans make fun of you for being a leaf, too!
I'm just unique.
Besides, Quebec isn't Canada.
Sumireko is fun to play as, and Tewi has good doujins.
How do you feel about suika?
Kikiyama is ambiguous unknown according to the wiki.
So Is mogeko. Not even gonna check towelket.
Towelket is a schizophrenic lesbian NEET that decided to make a game and the continued to make games.
Well I certainly won't argue with that.
Burn it to the ground.
This is actually the second time I've asked you about it.
Either way. Canada a gay.
What kind of .300blk meme would you make?
So, you've got 1 confirmed (maybe) female JP indie dev, vs. pretty much all of the doujin game makers.
Because I have a Polytech AK and the ammo is much cheaper.
Time to do research then, no?
Hmmm, what about that IB and Corpse Party?
Suika is a turboqt but it's dangerous talking about her sometimes!
Why is it dangerous?
We'll just pay them to secede.
That won't happen.
You need them to burn first.
Also, new Murdoch Murdoch.
I never want to burn anyone though, I just want them to go elsewhere!
I know, I'll watch it after dailies probably.
Is that the new Rap music video by Kanye West?
What is that, a whole 50 cents?
Plus three bucks for shipping.
No clue for international shipping.
Are you making fun of me?
How about black tewi?
No, I was curious about what that was.
Here .223/5.56 is far cheaper and easier to find than 7,62 now. Far, far easier.
What is it even?
Black Tewi is pure lewd.
I was going to scan it for Ran-sama.
I've tried looking for the scans and the only thing there I can find is Yaoi porn.
What if it's just yaoi porn?
Then I wonder what I played and why it was called towelket.
Because there ain't no yaoi porn.
To "do your dailies" is to complete tasks that reset each day in an MMO.
Don't bully the black tewi.
Sounds like a massive headache.
Black Tewi WANTS to be bullied. Sexually.
Is it really bullying if you want it?
It's definitely still bullying, but they just like it instead.
What's wrong Mr.Gumpypants?
I can accept that, I guess.
A bit too early for Christmas, hm?
True enough. It'll be here sooner than you think, though.
I'm getting too old.
I need to retire.
Retire to the woods and live a comfortable life.
It's the only way.
Fine, but you will be my wife.
I'll have to improve my cooking skills.
Ciel can teach you.
Though, I think I might make tempura batter tomorrow.
Tempura is really good.
Send me some when you're done.
I have an onion too.
So, I'll try to make onion rings.
Though, not sure how it will taste…
Dungeon Meshi makes me want to cook…
I'm pretty good at baking.
What about you?
I used to cook in the Boy Scouts.
How about Summer Sausage?
You guys seem pretty nice but I feel too much like I'm intruding, and I have to sleep anyway. I hope you all have fun.
I like putting summer sausage on sandwiches.
Thanks for stopping by. Come again if you're ever bored.
Not really, when it starts being a chore, that's when you take a break.
I have plenty.
Do you like venison as well?
Who takes breaks while playing MMOs?
I can't say I've ever really had it. Wouldn't mind trying it, though.
I spend probably longer periods on break than playing.
Tell your dad tomorrow morning that you had a sudden epiphany and you want to go hunting.
The proper way to play MMOs is to blast through and get a new character to cap once every few years.
My dad is quite the busy person.
Me thinks I should finish DG2 before the semester starts.
Tug on his heartstrings and guilt trip him.
I don't tug on anybody's heartstrings.
He'd be very worried about me if I suddenly did something like that.
I don't know who wants to be making new characters all the time!
I don't know that one.
I did it with my dad.
But, I thought he was getting Alzheimer there and wanted to spend time with him.
Winds up he's perfectly fine. Just absent minded.
Demon Gaze 2 goofball.
Also, will you buy a switch.
That's what I do with Tera, at least. Since it doesn't take too long to level a new character.
I have a sneaking suspicion my mother is starting to suffer from it, so that's fun.
Time to spend more time with your mum.
I already try to, at least.
People are busy most of the time, so it's hard.
Make her tea and crumpets.
I'll do some baking with her sometime soon, so that'll do just fine.
Why do people want an official translation of Mother 3?
Seems like there's better things to translate at this point.
I have no idea.
The fan translation is quite good.
Let's gas Nintendo fanboys.
They know not what they do.
Fanboys in general are just annoying. Gas all of them.
Fanboys for what?
But then think of all the characters you need to come up with names and appearances for!
I already said I would buy a switch if and when they release a new Donkey Kong Country for it.
Oh well, good night.
I basically just make the same character each time!
I'm just now realizing how weird this is.
That is weird! You're weird!
Only because you're so adamant!
Humans shouldn't be made to face such tragedy.
But he has such a peaceful face even in death.
He dies knowing that he'll soon be in a better place.
Wherever he goes, I'm going to bed.
And you should go, too!
But I slept and just got back home from seeing a doctor.
Sounds like a great time to go back to sleep, then.
Feeling any better?
But the doctor told me not to lie down all the time, since I need to keep the back muscles somewhat active.
A bit, but still need to take painkillers and stay off from work for today and tomorrow.
The doctor meant for you to sleep in your chair I bet.
There is only one condition where I'll sleep on my chair, and that is when I'm too drunk to take a few steps to get to my bed.
Get lots of rest, okay?
But the doctor told me not to lie down all the time.
Well, seems like you've got it covered. Just listen to the Doc, then.
Although I want to just sleep over it all.
You sleep too much!
It's not my fault the world is dull.
I wouldn't sleep as much if it was more interesting!
What distro to stick with. This is hard.
You have to make it interesting!
But I didn't have to do so before, back when it was more interesting, so why should I even try now?
Bleh bleh bleh!
Why are all you Finns like this?
Well long story short I have Xubuntu and Manjaro on one drive, but can't access Manjaro anymore. Though I might as well just install one on there for now and wait until I upgrade to play with any other distros. Not sure if I wanna stick with either of those two, some of the others I used before, or try something new.
I got lazy and just chucked Lubuntu on my laptop. It's pretty meh, honestly.
Because Finland is boring, most stores are open from 8 am to 10 pm, restaurants are open from 10 am to about 8 pm and you can buy alcohol from noon to 10 pm from stores, not to mention that grocery stores can't sell anything over 5,5%
It's a bureaucratic hell out here, takes all joy out of daily life.
Ah didn't do Arch. I'm not ready for Arch, nor really want to mess with it or Gentoo. Though I suppose Gentoo is easier. I guess it really comes down to what package manager you want to use along with what desktop environment you want.
Seems like a pretty tame and standard living life. Maybe you just need to grow up and grow old already. Your liquor stores are open an hour later but we open two hours earlier.
Arch was a massive pain in the butt to install last time I did it. It was a fun little challenge, though.
I can't even remember what I've tried at this point.
Been abroad many times and I still can't understand why there's no around-the-clock service/life here.
But I'm old already, old enough to keel over and die.
I can see that. Not like I couldn't just read the massive wiki, but I want something less time consuming to install that will do the same thing. I guess I do have the time for it, but don't want to put the time into it.
Manjaro wasn't bad if you sorta want Arch and still wanna use pacman.
I guess the Finn life is the tame life. Keep it easy, and simple.
Aren't I older than you?
It's a boring life, doing nothing else than leaving to work at 7 am, getting home by 5 pm, taking a nap for a few hours, procrastinating on the computer as there's nothing interesting, sleeping more and repeating that ad infinitum.
I think so.
Sounds like the standard life to me. Sounds like you need to move somewhere else though.
Then no keeling over.
It would be better if it was a more social place with life all around.
I'm not a very social person so maybe that's why I wouldn't mind. Poor SD, an extrovert having to live the introvert life.
I don't think that I'm an extrovert or introvert, more so the problem is just all the social norms here which makes everyone pretty antisocial.
What kind of social norms?
Like how small-talk isn't really a thing here, and talking to strangers would mean that you're either very drunk or a maniac that escaped the nearby loony bin.
Huh, that is odd. I have heard that the USA seems to be "over-friendly" but I wonder to how many countries that is. Sounds like Finland is full of some paranoia.
Though guess I wouldn't mind that.
The biggest problem is that you won't get to know new people without having some connection like workplace, school, or mutual friends that introduce you.
I mean, people are awfully friendly and all, it's just getting that first contact with them without coming off as a druggie.
Hmm I know what you mean. Though it seems hard to meet new people all around without some mutual reason. Or at least some a social area like a bar. I just can't imagine making friends with some random stranger on the sidewalk too much, but guess it happens. And I do it on the internet too in a way.
Anyways I'm gonna play a game. See you later, SD.
I don't think I've met any new people after I picked this job, so about since 10 months now.
Sorry SD, I got pulled away.
It's okay, been watching a bunch of things on Youtube from unboxing things to videogame commentaries to travelling scams.
Youtube is always a good time sink.
And for some reason I now ended up watching a video on electromagnetic plasma rifle.
I want one.
Start saving up, and maybe one day you will.
I mean, it wouldn't be too hard to make, but I'd need professional tools, time and effort put into it.
And we all know how well you and effort go together, don't we?
That, and time.
Because there's never enough time as it moves way too fast.
Things sure have been moving fast, haven't they?
Should move slower, getting old this fast is awful.
It's out of our hands, SD.
We're just along for the ride.
I want to get off mr.bones' wild ride.
The exit is down the hall, and up the stairs.
Be sure, though. There's no reentry.
The exist is just another entrance to the ride.
What makes you so sure?
Nobody's ever come back.
I know what Mr. Bones is, silly.
But the exit is just another entrance to the ride.
That being said, if rebirth is real, I'd like to be born in 2100, and then I'd register myself as an attack helicopter.
It scares me to no end, but I really do think there's nothing after we die.
It'd be nice if that wasn't the case, though.
In a sense I'd be happy if there wasn't, because endless rebirths means that in the end you'll have to witness the end of the universe when it all collapses.
See, I want to witness the end of the universe. I want to witness all of it.
I don't think it's all worth suffering for, as one lifetime is enough of suffering as it is.
I guess that's just where we differ, Mr. Bleh.
Besides, the people who I loved wouldn't be around anymore.
Such is life.
that'll happen no matter what.
Obviously the only solution is to go first.
The way you're going, that's the most likely outcome.
To be fair, is there any point going beyond 30?
I think so.
Do you think so? Probably not.
To become an old disgusting man?
The idea is repulsive.
People are kinda gross no matter what age they are.
The prime is around early 20s, and after that it's just downhill.
I mean, it's kind of hard to think of people beyond that age that are happily in a relationship.
Is this a cultural thing in finland, or just you?
You're the bleakest person I've ever talked to.
Probably a cultural thing, I mean, we used to score highest on suicides with Japan, but oddly Estonia surpassed us with all the other baltic countries.
I'll just chalk it up to that, then.
Still, seems a bit pointless to live over 30s without someone else to live for, or any sort of recognition/fame.
I'm perfectly content just living for myself.
I can't fault you for needing more, though.
Maybe I'd be more content if I could enjoy things too.
I don't know what to tell you, SD.
I really don't.
Nor do I.
Anyhow you should be asleep already.
I'm going to confine myself in bed, so I won't depress you anymore.
I can't sleep. It's why I'm here.
You don't really depress me at all, so don't worry about it.
You're not old! Don't make me come to Finland just to make you FEEL old!
Oh my! I never expected Ranruu to post something so lewd! I thought you were pure!
This is Badfox's fault! He is corrupting your pure mind!
I wish I can make SD feel better.
And how old are you, Motley?
Didn't I just make this thread last night?
Still, I had to make sure.
I'm the oldest!
There's no way to fix it, it comes and it goes.
Probably, or not.
I made it last afternoon.
So, I guess it's time for another thread.
But it's 7pm already!
But you live in Alaska.
It's always afternoon there.
No, only during winter.
During summer there's only ~4 hours of darkness.
Random bouts of depression?
Yes, but that new strange Anon came, along with Spectre, and Motley! Lots of people posting at once it seems!
How do you stand it?
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Time to go to Amsterdam and enjoy the sights!
More or less.
Winter is okay, but summer I hate because the constant brightness combined with the hot weather makes sleep impossible or annoying.
Partly why I sometimes go on to buy melatonin from the med store.
I wish I can send you a hug or something, SD.
You ain't coming here you gay leaf!
Do they not sell AC units in Reykjavik?
I think pot is already legal here!
Not coming! I can't let you corrupt my innocent little mind like you did to Ranruu!
I heard the red-light district was pretty crazy…
If you'd do that, I probably wouldn't let go.
The AC's been bust since last year, and I've kept my window open throughout the nights to get some colder air in, yet I still keep waking up all sweaty.
Not to mention that I'm a light-sleeper.
I avoid those. I'm a good Mikan.
I'll send you a dakimakura of me instead.
Time to get a job in HVAC and make $80/hr!
At least amass a army of prostitutes and take over Germany.
But that wouldn't be the same.
Ehh.. I changed some of the filter cartridges to those big things in nursing homes when I was completing school-set work things around 2010s, doesn't seem like a fun job.
Most trade jobs are not fun if you start off at the bottom.
Especially if you're a wielder or plumber.
Though, both make mad money if you're freelance.
In Alaska, you could make upwards of $75/hr if you could manage with the hardened criminals and cut throat wilderness.
Welding could be fun, plumbing probably not as the smell is bad.
Although welding with certain gases can give you a welder's lung, which can also develop into cancer if you're welding some metals with carcinogenic coatings/compounds.
Here the best trade for easy money would be welding optical fiber for interwebs companies at worksites, but it's an awfully rare job.
But Germany became the biggest whore of them all, opening herself to "migrants" and "refugees"!
Then I can't help you. Sorry SD.
For internet and stuff?
She's probably a THOT.
You know, like how Google did the whole Google Fiber thing, so yeah, for internet stuff.
I forgot that was a thing.
I had forgot about it too until I thought what would be a good example of optical fiber, but the stuff isn't that hard as long as your company has a few grand welder machine as you need to just get the fiber ends close enough and the machine precisely places them closer to weld them under a microscope, so it's an automated deal as long as you get them close enough for the microscopic clamps to grab onto.
This is getting complex.
Also, what are you doing?
I used 2 different types of optical welders in college, so it wasn't too bad, although the older one kept missing the connection and just made bubbles inside the fiber which ruined the connection.
I'm still just doing warehouse stuff, so loading and unloading pallets with occasional forklift usage.
Could be better, could be worse, although I'd rather just study and socialize.
Forklifts are a monotonous job and a stupendously dangerous job at that.
When's the next entrance exam?
It's not too bad, I used to do the CNC stuff which could actually cost you a finger if not an arm with the machinery that bend metal, also carcinogenic metals which you sometimes need to saw into shorter bits, so cancer dust from that.
They haven't released any info, but they're supposedly going to tell me whether I got in the entry exams or not during this or the next week.
No set dates for these things?
Jeez, on my entrance exam they told us that you had to do it online immediately after you received your admission papers.
Course, I know nothing about Finnish college and what it takes to get inside.
I imagine communication is quite slow.
It's a bit dumb and unprofessionally handled, they're going to release the information online to people's private IDs.
And you have to visit the university on the day to sit down and take the exam with like 2-3 hours, it's practically just 4 pages of which 1 is reading comprehension, 2 pages of basic highschool algebra/trigonometry and 1 page of either chemistry about molar mass calculations and basic elements, or physics about circular motion/gravity calculations.
>People's Private IDs
Soo, you have to register to the school first and they give you an ID then make you show up to take an exam?
At least the content doesn't seem that bad.
Is there a practice exam?
Not really, it's all handled by the government, so you identify via bank account and have to log-in every now and then to see if they've put in any messages.
Nope, it's kind of a "fuck you for not coming here straight after college" deal where you must study yourself as you've forgot how to maths and other stuff that never mattered in work life.
What a bureaucratic nightmare.
I guess that's from keeping 70yr olds joining college and using up precious monies.
Well, once you're like 30 or something, you'll be sent to the grown-ups training where you can get engineer qualifications into like 1 year by skipping all the pointless stuff like languages etc. and just attending classes that matter at the job.
Otherwise if you begin your university studies under the age of 30, you get the whole 4-5 year deal with the dumb classes too like, ehh.. per say gender studies as you have there.
I'm going to go scream in a bucket now.
I had the same idea for engineering school because it takes a stupendously long time (5-6 years) to your engineering degree and that's because you're taking classes that don't matter.
To top it off, the classes only teach you the concepts for engineering instead of analyzing instruments. Do you really have to go to Gender Studies?
We just have the system for the grown-ups thing as sometimes the economy isn't so balanced certain fields run out of work, and we needed a way to get more engineers out in the field that know how to handle stuff.
That being said, I think my father has engineer-level qualifications for about 5 or so on trades.
Our engineering university is a bit more hands-on stuff, since to graduate you need to present and turn in physical working projects of your own choice, or set by the school and spend like at least half a year at some company to get more credentials to pass.
I'm not sure about that, but there are a bunch of things that you can opt-in for, that really will never be of any use to you in the field anyhow.
Ah, I see.
Anyways, lunch time.