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 No.1570

I am a shy pooper in that I have a hard time pooping in the stalls when people are making noises (from grunts to washing hands) and not in my usual toilet, how do I overcome that?

 No.1584

Bring earphones, put on some music.

 No.1591

Approach it like you would approach women.

Learn rejection, or in this case people laughing at you outside your stall. Next time you are taking a shit, put on some earphones and fart away, in your mind convince yourself that nobody can hear, when lets be honest, they can. Do this a few times.

Then do this with the music at half volume, repeat it a few times and eventually do this with no music alone.

Use this private moment in the bathroom as a time to assert your dominance. While everyone is too scared to take a shit you'll be popping out those bitches like there's no tomorrow. When you leave the toilet do a few push ups to further assert your dominance as the alpha male

 No.1592

We're all going to make it Anon

 No.1594

I had this problem too.
Then my father made me go to school when i was suffering with diarrhea, i didn't even touched the school grounds and i had to go back home. In the way back, i shat myself all the way, walking in the streets with shit pouring down my jeans.
Now i'm totally uninhibited.

 No.1656

I think thoughts like

>I'm about to drop the baddest fucking shit these guys are gonna tell their families the story of my shit


>I'm gonna shit so hard I will scar every other man in this restroom


>This shit is going to change the world and fucking anyone who thinks otherwise


If I'm pissing next to other dudes:

>I'm gonna piss so good this guy is going to get a divorce


>I am the fucking dickmaster, step to me you pussy bitch


>I'm going to piss all over public property. Fuck the police


>I am the alpha male.

 No.1678

I don't know how it is for women, but for men no one gives a shit about how you sound. Everyone's busy with their own shit.



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