>>273>don't smoke>don't drink alcoholI am so super great I eat all the veggies mom gives me. Some people smoke and drink others do not, it does not determine quality of character or take away from accomplishments. It irrelevant.
>only crime I commit is piracyI only commit the crimes I want like. My moral relativism makes me superior. If you want to brag about being law abiding it's a all or nothing kind of deal.
>occasionally runI occasionally run. Wow I occasionally do productive things, key word occasionally.
>love giving christmas presents to people, even non-familyI am generous. That's good OP.
>try to put myself in other people's shoes and understand what they're feelingI have empathy also good
>avoid talking about people I know behind their backsLoyalty is deserved not for every single person you know.