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Well, is (s)he a match?

>>255

It's simple.

Kill the Batman.

Or, you send her a message hitting on her aggressively (you know her better than I would, whether outright smutty "this is what I want to do to you" would work or just 'wow you're so beautiful and we've got a lot in common".

Don't mention her being your cousin, or anything like 'I've wanted you for a long time', just wait for her response. If she seems open to it, you're in good shape.

If she gets freaked out, you now have the option of saying "Oh, shit, I opened two profiles and was going to send you a 'lol can't believe I found you here' and send the come-on to the other girl, but I must have gotten them mixed up!" or "Yeah, I was just messing around, pretending to be one of those pathetic losers… I kinda thought you'd get the joke, that's why I put a smiley face/lol at the end!" (oh yeah, put a smiley face or lol on the end, otherwise this won't work! those types of things are ambiguous and essentially meaningless, because people will do them to 'defuse the tension' if they actually hit on somebody too. it just needs to provide a good alibi.)

>>261

Thats not a very good idea, she'd probably tell the rest of the family o_o.

>>260

Yes, we were really into each other growing up, but we grew apart after highschool, whenever we do see each other (birthday parties, christmas)theres always that 'spark' of interest between us though, just like it always was.

>>333

The only way it'd ever work out is if we were on a deserted island or something lol..

>My feels…

>>333
If "she'd probably tell the rest of the family" is going to stop you, then this is never going to happen, keep it a fantasy.

>>337

It's alot more difficult to just "come out" to her about how I feel, its differant than any ordinary girl, anon.

Its so much more complicated, I'd really like to but best case scenario, shed probably say "I feel the same way but [x]"

masturbate together.
then continue spontanously.

>Wow, Anonina! Fancy seeing you here! What's going on?

Start casual. Play it by ear from there. Possible topics of conversation:
>common interests (build rapport)
>childhood memories together (reinforce bond)
>frustrations with dating/meeting good people (subtly suggests opportunity)
>surprise at her having difficulty (covertly expresses possible interest)
>and so on

The key is to never say anything. Maintain plausible deniability. If she reacts poorly, you can honestly tell her that you didn't expect to see her there, and that you just thought it would be nice to catch up. Don't commit to your interest, and she can't nail you to it.

>>504

Brilliant, anon.

Too bad were not going to be attending this years family christmas reunion. My little brothers are on drugs and they've become the pariahs of the family and my parents dont want to risk them getting high at the party and embarassing hem or havingone of my aunts berate/taunt em.

>>260

I shit you not, she's he onky girl on here who was a 97% match. All he oher women on there were fucking whores according to their personal surveys, drank, did drugs, or had kids, the highest result I got was a 56% to give you a better idea..

>>508
Well, then - what are you waiting for? Go out there and woo her, following the tips suggested by this Anon: >>504

Note, keep in mind that you want her to see you as someone she have a romantic relationship with, bringing back childhood memories, could work against you, making her see you as her cousin that she used to play with back in the day.

>>514

You didn't read the post before the one I replied to..

Im too ugly looking anyways, it'll never happen.