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Where to go from here Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 00:03:02 No.660

So LONG story short I was home on leave (I'm a Marine) sleeping on my parent's couch because my old room no longer exists. Anyways my parents are almost always at work so I turned the den into my temporary room for 2 weeks.
Now despite having decent success with women in the real world I have always been a chronic masturbator. When I was growing up I was barely functional and nowadays I have enough self control I can go months without beating off (but only do on deployments and DFTs). Usually I beat off in the morning when I wake up and right before I go to be. I never jerk it in the shower because other people walk barefoot in there and that is gross.
On both mornings of my last two full days of leave my mother walked in on me in the morning going to town on myself. The first time she locked eyes with me said sorry and imediately left. The second time I think she already knew what I was doing and had her head turned. She apologized and garbed a pair of pants she had on the drying rack in the den. Both times after she closed the door when she left she talked to me through the door about random ass things and sounded like she was trying to forget that I was beating off.
On the day I left I masturbated like usual, heard her come downstairs, and saw her walk up to the door (door was open just a crack because it is damn hard to close). She waited a second and then walked away. I think she didn't come in because I didn't have my headphones in and she could hear the porn I was watching through the door (wasn't super loud but still). After I left the room she gave me a tube of lotion (that ended up being the best thing to jerk off with ever) though I couldn't get her to directly say what for.
Anyways I left that afternoon. The following are the txts we have sent eachother since then. No pics because I have a super old flip phone.

>me: Made it back to base
>mom: :) good to hear. You made good time
>me: I did
>me: on a different note…I didn't want to bring it up right before I left and leave on a weird not but…those couple of times you walked in on me. Well thanks for not freaking out or being weird about it. Thanks for being super cool.
>mom: I am blind w/out my glasses. I apologize for freaking you out

As a side note she had her glasses on and even made solid eye contact with me cock in hand.

>me: I was concerned I freaked you out actually
>mom: nope still as wacked as ever
>me: lol

next was a conversation about getting her to return a red box movie I left in the den before I got charged >$9000 for it

Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 00:03:35 No.661

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Two days later

>me:I really like that lotion you gave me. Got a warm tingle to it. Sorry I was all defensive about taking it.
>mom: glad you like it

Next couple of conversations were about me driving up home to pick up a gun I bought. Had to plan carefully because I was driving way out of 48hr liberty bounds. Anyways I drove back home, passed out on the couch for a bit, drove to the gun store, and drove back to base. I saw my mother for all of two seconds but she left me a pack of the lotion on the counter in the morning. Needless to say it was awesome so I took it.

>me: Thank you for the lotion. I had been using it a lot
>mom: if you are still home feel free to take the tub of it on the baker's rack instead of the tube
>me: I left it. No room for it in the brks.
>me: If you ever come across anyothers that stay slick like this one let me know.
>mom: I will
>me: :)

Next interesting convo is a couple of days later.

>me: So that tube pack. Totally didn't realize one was face cleanser
>mom: I knew I should have said something. Are you ok?
>me: lol. yeah. figured it out pretty fast when it went from super slick to super gummy. kinda funny actually.
>mom: well you can always use soap
>me: I try not to in the shower. Other people walk bare foot in there. I got the other bottle. Should last a while.
>mom: ok. if it gets low let me know
>me: you know you're the coolest mom in the world right?
>mom: glad you think so

Then v-day

>mom: (mass txt to whole family) Happy Valentines day!
>me: (replying to just her) Happy valentines day mom. Doing anything fun or too snowed in
>mom: work and then maybe babysit. exiting huh?
>me: super mega…
>mom: what are you up to
>me: Tv all day, possible date with my hand, and nusring a hang-over
>mom: drink juice. You need electrolytes
>me: I know
>mom: :)
>me: so I decided to be smart this time and actually read the labe of the tube before I used it
>mom: <clapping hands>
>me: lol

That was the last we talked till now. Now my mom isn't really attractive. She is late 40's, overweight, having me ravaged her body, kinda cute face for an older lady, and big but saggy breasts. I don't really sexually desire my mom but I have been getting off on the fantasy of her being in awkward situations where she sees me masturbating and cumming. It also really turns me on when I hint about my masturbation habits and she acknowledges it.
Not sure where to go from here though. I want to keep this up but don't want it to seem forced. I also want to work out some ways that she will see me jerking off next time I'm home on leave. Any suggestions?

pics unrelated

Anonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 04:54:56 No.662

Take a shower with the door cracked open an inch or two,keep the curtain open and masterbate while kind of facing the door, works on my mom every time.

Anonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 04:56:36 No.663

Send her some pictures of your cock and then apologize and tell her it was the wrong recipient

Anonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 04:58:59 No.664

go for a wash without a towel then jack off in the shower to get yourself hard, then "finish your shower" and walk out to a room you know shes in looking a towel

Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fri) 19:54:41 No.673

>>663
Maybe a little too bold - unless you suspect she would handle it well - but you'd get a reaction out of her and you would get a nice pointer if she'd like to see some more.

Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 00:27:00 No.675

>>662
Unfortunately not possible in my mother's home. The bathroom is small and just not arranged that way.

>>663
>>673
Agreed. Far too bold.

>>664
Possibility

One of the things I was thinking of is making sure some of her work clothes are in the den. I'd be jerking off in the morning when she is getting ready for work (dad would already be gone). She'd either have to walk in or wait for me to finish but either way she would know. If she decides to not walk in and verbally acknowledges what I'm doing in some way ask her to let me turn the volume up so I can finish faster. I could also see if she could grab me a towel for when I finish up.

Still I'm not going to be visiting home for a while (not till fall). I'm at a loss for continuing the suggestive text conversations.

Anonymous 03/03/15 (Tue) 00:34:00 No.713

>>675

If she's going to want to watch, then she's going to want to do it guilt-free. Aside from the can't find clothes/can't find towel nonsense, or you basically straight up masturbating in the livingroom and pretending you didn't hear her get home, I can't really think of a scenario that'll give her "a free look through the keyhole". Getting changed in front of her is the only thing I can think of. That or needing help with the shower, like needing some shampoo or something

Why not catch *her* doing lewd shit by 'accident'?

Text sounds easy enough:
>ask her what she's watching on TV
>"lol sounds sexual"
>ask for lewds

>"lol mom ur so special an beautiful"
>offer her ur family-sized salami
>etc etc etc

Anonymous 03/09/15 (Mon) 17:22:31 No.725

small update

I don't have time to transcribe all of the txts but basically this happened:

>send txt asking if she can send more of the lotion (she gets it almost for free from the store she works at) as I'm almost running out
>she replies saying they are out and not getting another shipment for about a week
>reply that its no biggy and that I can, as she said, "use soap"

Today:
>mom txt'd me that they got it in and she was sending it
>thanked her and then threw in there that I had run out but soap had been working well enough

she kinda ignored it but not fully. We're still txting back and forth about money stuff (I help my parents with their bills).

Anonymous 03/09/15 (Mon) 22:55:35 No.726

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>>725
You need to set some goals and lay a battle plan based on this.
Do you want her to watch you jerk off, help out by giving you a handjob, or something more?
I'm guessing the outcome will depend a lot on your parents relationship though – if it's rocky and sex-less, you'll probably have a much bigger chance of succeeding.

Also, if she likes strapping young men in uniform be sure to wear it, maybe send her a pic of you in it.

Anonymous 03/15/15 (Sun) 12:30:22 No.734

>>726
>actually believing that this guy has a chance of fucking or otherwise doing anything sexual with his mother
>being this deluded

Anonymous 03/18/15 (Wed) 22:58:31 No.764

>>734
I don't recall writing that…