>live in kos, apartment whatever you call it>watching old batman>feel hungry, its 1 AM, noone is awake>scrounge for any bit of food i can find in my small room>find an old instant noodle cup i forgot about>ainsleyharriot.gif>go outside my room

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11/28/14 (Fri) 18:32:05 1b34c3 No.1124

>live in kos, apartment whatever you call it
>watching old batman
>feel hungry, its 1 AM, noone is awake
>scrounge for any bit of food i can find in my small room
>find an old instant noodle cup i forgot about
>ainsleyharriot.gif
>go outside my room to get to one of the water dispensers
>nearest to me doesnt have any water
>k
>the one further away doesnt have hot water
>k then
>go downstairs to get to the one below
>the dudes in the room near the dispensers are awake, doing homework or something
>open up cup noodle
>start putting in seasoning and shit
>try to open sauce packet with teeth, i fucking hate opening these, they get my hands all oily and shit.
>i opened too hard and sauce packet explodes
>sauce splurts everywhere exept the cup
>on my face, on my shirt
>sauce bukkakes into my eyes
>OHGODNO
>cant see shit, try to find nearest public bathroom, stumbling around
>found bathroom door
>is actually door to the homework dudes room
>fuck
>"eh sorry, gw boleh ke kamar mandi lu gak"
>didnt gave time for them to reply, quickly go into bathroom
>quickly wash sauce off my face and eyes
>"lu gakpapa bro?, kenapa berdarah?"
>what…the sauce must've looked like blood
>i explain
>they laugh, i force an uncomfortable laugh, thank them and quickly finish the cup noodle and go back to my room
>noodle has no sauce now
>my shirt is ruined
>my face smells like gulai ayam
>i'm humiliated

today isnt going well for me.
how's your it going for you anons?

11/29/14 (Sat) 09:13:00 c0d08f No.1125

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>>1124
nice anon 8/10

11/29/14 (Sat) 13:57:02 42d444 No.1127

>>1124
why do you feel humiliated?

11/29/14 (Sat) 14:45:13 eba8e3 No.1128

>>1127
i-i dunno acttualy…cant exactly put my fingger on it

well i just spontaneously bust into a room full of dudes, with sauce on my face, and shirt probably screaming "ah!, njing!" and things like that. thats probably a factor

i'm also an introvert so that might also add to the cause.

11/30/14 (Sun) 01:57:57 cc784d No.1129

>Not having full control of your teeth's powers

Your ancestors are rolling in their graves anon

11/30/14 (Sun) 11:50:04 49718a No.1130

Stop eating that shit bro. Learn to cook dude, it's:
A. Cheaper in the long run
B. Healthier
C. Cooking is god tier life skill

11/30/14 (Sun) 15:01:28 6386a7 No.1132

>>1130
i would love to experiment with my cooking, but my kos doesnt have a kitchen.

12/01/14 (Mon) 23:56:19 b44b22 No.1138

>>1124
2/10 story not even exhaling more air