/indonesia/ - Indonesia

>be old man living in some desolate place with my wife and my dog.
>no seriously, theres nothing here
>i litterally live in the middle of nowhere
>me and my wife have to live off of the farms profits
>life is boring, because you know, farm life.
>suddenly dog found some rock slab, got weird ass writing on it.
"oh look at this!, judging by the marking and the age of this relic, i'd have to say it would be GARBAGE!"
>"anon!", my wife shouted as i threw it away
>stupid dog always brings garbage into the house
>suddenly heard from the news its worth a million dollars
>awwyiss.gif
>some british ass indiana jones looking motherfucker shows up telling me to give it to him, lets call him indy.
"whats yer offer"
>fucker tried to give me a tote bag for the one million dollar artifact
>fuck that, nigga i found it.
>slams the door on that motherfucker
>moments later some weird ass looking dude in rags is at the front yard.
>saying something bout returning my million dollar artifact to him, says that its his.
>i know its actually indy in disguise trying to spook me.
"whats yer offer?"
>dude started spouting some made up shit about a curse to spook me into giving him the artifact.
>nigga i could see the zipper on that cheap dime store costume.
>it was foggy as hell though, i suppose it was worth the try for him.
>cheeky breeki just wants to steal my million dollar treasure.
>slammed the door on that motherfucker again, those archeologist folks only want the fame for themselves.
>suddenly the house started to get filled with water
>ohgoddamnit.jpg
>one of those fucking flash floods again, so my wife went to the attic with my dog and i follow to wait out the flood.
>i carried the rock piece with me though, dont want indy snatching it while i was on the attic.
>after the flood was over i suddenly heard this shitty ass loud music.
>shit was so loud my eardrums could've burst if i didnt have my earmuffs.
>when the music stopped, like clockwork mr.indy is outside the house, still dressed in that shit costume shouting about giving the artifact back to him.
"fine! but a million is as low as i go!"
>i go downstairs to negotiate with him, when suddenly stupid ass dog started going nuts
>i got the artifact in my hand still and my fucking dog is trying to grab it from me
>awwHELLNO.jpg
>i started spinning around the room to try to shake the dog away
>fucker is still biting into it
"FUCK!, ALRIGHT YOU CAN HAVE IT!"
>stupid fucking dog somehow threw the artifact outside, and when i looked outside the million dollar piece of rock is gone.
>along with the archeologist, fucker must have took it
>tfw stupid dog made me loose one million dollars

pic related, its my drawing of the shitty costume indy wore… i dont draw very well.