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Tell your Penguji I sent a good potato

>be me, a lazyfag
>they gave me tugas akhir
>i gave them no fuck
>4 months to finish it, did it in the last 2 weeks
>finished the product but not the report
>sidang day, the penguji gave me times to finish my report
>i did it in 2 hours
>sidang time, i had to present my ta in front of my juniors
>there were 2 penguji, i gave them some half-assed smiles
>penguji #1, the head of my faculty, still single, looked like a serious businessman with goatee
>penguji #2, muh fav' teacher, a wumen, married, had children, wore glasses with ordinary looks
>penguji#2 started too check my report and gave it some notes, beautiful notes
>they appreciated my product but critized my half-assed report, especially penguji#1
>he told me that i could become a great man if i work harder
>i smiled, bitterly
>nothing interesting happened after that but the girl in the corner looked so damn cute, shiet
>ite, they told me i had to redo my report and do a re-sidang
>i spent the rest of day with my beloved porns and hentai
>i didn't feel sad,guilty, nor regret after that
>really

too tired too continue

>pic unrelated

>>1684
sorry if it's a bit rude, but what is the assignment about ?
man, laziness is a state of mind that kill
have some Chinese drawing

>>1688
OP here. I am pretty sure >>1684 is a friend of mine who decides to also blog here too since he sees me browsing hotweels at school.
I know it's him since he told me the same story

Anyone can do anything for tugas akhir, as long the proposal is approved. >>1684 chose to do an e-commerce website with a weird concept.

not enough images here, have my hentaifu

>>1684

>one week passed, residang time
>i redid my report in 4 hours straight the day before

(mostly copypasta from my friend's report though )
>it still bad, but i didn't care
>same situation, except the girl in the corner moved to

the middle of the room, she still looked so damn cute
>also the penguji is different, a half-bald middle-aged

man with mustache, he looked like a catfish, my friends

called him lele
>his speciality are making students clean dishes (there

is a kitchen near my workshop) and cutting students's

hair
>he sat next to me with his laptop turned on
>i tried to make him focus in my sidang by speaking

louder, notice me senpai
>but he didn't give a fuck to my presentation (prolly

busy watching porns)
>even my juniors didn't understand what i presented,

they just sat in silence
>after blabbering shits for one hour, i stopped for a

breather
>the penguji thought that i had already end my sidang
>then he asked the most disgusting question i had ever

heard
>he asked "so, what kind of product are making? explain

it to me"
>hearing that made me want to beat him with a golden

indonesian-style toilet with a bidet attached to it
>and finish him a black inferno northern rainbow sky

thousand punch
>but, i decided to keep it cool
>so, i explained it again, he actually listened to me

this time
>he showed an unexpected interest in my work
>he told me things that i need to fix
>most of them are simple thing like changing my product

logo and fix some blank pages in my report
>he even praised me for making an innovative product and

shits
>he was kind of nice, it made me almost see him in a

better light
>and then he said "hey, let's commercialized your

product, together. i'm sure it will succeed"
>i couldn't reject his offer, so i answered 'yes' with a

bitter smile
>he then gave me another month to fix my product
>i thought to myself, 'well, i'll probably never fixed

it and fail his expectation then finally be free from

all this shit'
>yeah, to hell with that, i'm a genius
>i left the sidang room with a forced smile pointed at

him, but he didn't see me. good.
>my sidang result was good but i have to do some

revision
>after i left the room, i was in a daze
>i felt like another bomb have exploded in bali. not

that i cared about bali that much.
>there was no happiness, nor refreshing feeling
>not even 'a calm after the storm' feeling
>just nothing, empty like my wallet
>several days later, i met lele, he was alive and well,

a bad day for me
>he asked about my product revision
>i answered 'yes, i'm still doing it' with another

forced smile
>of course i lied. my product is shit, and so is my

life.
>he then said "ok, i'll check it next week"
>whaa, bitch please. i haven't done a thing and will

probably not doing a single thing about it.
>but tricking your teacher felt great.
>so damn great that i might developed a fetish for it
>really

uhhh, i have no idea what i'm writing about or why i'm

writing this

>pic might be related if you look at it at 45 degree to the north with a pair of 3d glasses

>>1688
already answered by this faggot >>1692

>>1694
Why don't you just delete your post mang.
Still senior high here, what university did you go to ?

>>1708
They're still in smk madafaka.


*Don't mind the pic