856de7 No.473
so /indonesia/ its 3 o clock in the morning and im wondering to all the faggots who lurk here, ever been mugged? if so how?
fd4cce No.474
>>473never, because i don't look and dress like a faggot, everyone whether they are stranger or not usually respect me like a true scholar and gentleman i am.
>tips fedora 29c8d2 No.482
>>473i wrote an essay of how i got robbed, posted it in kaskus and nobody cares
230e83 No.495
>>482>made a thread on kaskusLaughingbitches.jpg
29c8d2 No.496
>>495it was fucking stupid, yes
52e824 No.502
tell the story anon
81cf6f No.516
>be 10
>my housekeeper is sleeping in the room near to the main door
>a robber fag breaks into my house then to my housekeeper's room
>he's apparently hiding from angry mob
>shit's happened and he seemed to be suddenly horny idk why
>he almost raped my housekeeper
>even though she's a 0/10 ugly bitch
>she screamed
>my father rushed to my housekeeper's room
>the robber panicked ran away from my house
>the mob chased after him
>got btfo
As far as I'm concerned, that dude was btfo and getting his face fucked up by the mob. And until today, I still wonder why would he want to fuck an ugly bitch that is my housekeeper.
c1df8c No.554
>>516On behalf of this slow fucking board i thank you anon for sharing
bd6165 No.558
>>516why not just let him fuck your housekeeper? that way you can keep him busy a little bit longer
28b3d8 No.606
ive never been mugged, but i have been having my phone stolen in this way:
>be me
>be in kopaja
>slept because why not
>some random guy give me ads for some health theraphy or whatnot
>begin to massage my hands for "theraphy samples"
now the idiocy is me not saying "its ok sir, no thank you"
>he massages then leaves kopaja
>checking my pocket
>wheres my phone
>some random guy told to leave the bus and chase the thief
>dumbfounded and panicked, i got off the bus
>tfw i know the guy who sit next to me, the guy who massage my fuckin hand (das gay), and the guy who told me to got off the bus was conspire together
28b3d8 No.607
>>516maybe she's not as bad as you describe her + maybe he's just so sexually frustrated so anything goes
c1df8c No.611
>>606lol i know that feel
cfa8dd No.616
it aint my experience, but since this board is slow as hell sometimes i'm just gonna post my mum's and dad's story they told me one day
dad's story:
>coming home from work
>late night
>after payday
>tired as fuck
>wallet is filled with glorious shekels
>ride on bus
>sleepy as hell
>feels some sort of scratching on butt area
>thinks its just a bug or something
>try to swat it away
>whatever it is keeps scratching
>keeps swatting it away
>after a while scratching stops
>gets up checks pocket area
>wallet is no longer there
>whats left is just a wallet sized hole in his pants
>walk all the way home with hole in pants
>all that sweet payday cash is gone
now mum's story:
>coming home from work
>ride bus
>wear expensive ass designer leather handbag, gift from a friend
>bus is crowded
>feels scratching on bag
>ignores it, probably nothing
>now feels a tug from the bag
>checks handbag
>square sized tear in handbag, wallet is still there, barely hanging on
>realized the razor bandit couldnt finish cutting a hole cause expensive leather bag is think
>bitch mode on
>raise wallet in the air
>"hey!, siapa yang tadi nyoba ngambil dompet gue!?, nih masih di sini!, hee gak dapet"
>turndown4what.mp3
>random dude starts asking "eh?!, kenapa bu?"
>explains, secretly knowing random dude is probably an accomplice of razor bandit
>walks out of bus on her stop
>hatersgonnahate.gif
and thus ends the story of razor bandit
8e62a8 No.617
>>516>dad built a new house in jakarta>was only like 5>dad bought a washing machine and put it onto a balcon, but then realizes its not safe there and puts it into the bathroom>nearby construction worker sees the process>during the night, he fucking climbs to the bathroom window and breaks in>back then I tended to be sick, was vomitting into the toilet at that time>see the guy breaking in scream and run>housekeeper is a 18 year old girl capable of self defense and living next to my room>gets woken up, sees the guy>worker gets fucking BTFO by a teen girlAnd all was well.
f3bf6e No.621
>>616>feels some sort of scratching on butt area>thinks its just a bug or something>try to swat it away>whatever it is keeps scratching>keeps swatting it awayshit i thought this was gonna end up with shrek
f3bf6e No.623
not really interesting but here goes
>be 6-8 year old me
>living in england
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>anyway one day at 7 pm my family goes to airport to say goodbyes to an indonesian family going back to indo
>go home at 9 pm
>9pm was already sleep time for 6-8 year old me
>sleep in the car
>finally come back home
>woke up when car stopped
>lamp inside the house is on
>"did you forget to turn off the lamp?" mum said to dad
>"no"
>oh shit
>my dad goes to check out the house
>on the way to check backyard
>suddenly sound of someone running in the house
>a dude comes out of the house
>kicks the door and runs out
>behind our house is a tall wall seperating my house to a parking lot
>the dude does a wall run and climbs the wall like fucking prince of persia
>gets away
>dad tells us to stay in the car
>calls police
>parents send me and my sister to sleep in a neighbour's house, indon too
>next day
>police lines everywhere
>nothing was robbed
>'twas alright
be9b4a No.624
>>623>turning on the lampwell, that's one stupid burglar
6d47dc No.628
>>558 I was sleeping at that time and parents told me the whole story the next morning.
a5a8da No.647
>>624what? you think he's a fucking cat or something? give him a break anyone can forgot to bring their flashlight on their bad day
a5a8da No.650
>>621>>616>feel some sort of scratching on butt area>boner alert