50b725 No.630
alright /indon/, boards so damn slow, time to kickstart it with story time
>be me
>in college
>still a virgin, havent had a GF
>whatislove.mov
>playing doto inside the lounge one day, hoping i get someone to notice i play dota so i can get friends
>voice from behind me
>"kamu lagi main dota ya?"
>voice is female
>answers yes
>7/10 girl
>we introduce ourselves
>plan worked better than expected
>i have no idea how to talk to women
>nervous smiling and starting to sweat
>talk about gaming instead
>she likes horror games
>wants to get gud at dota
>we talk for a long time, i'm having a hard time thinking hard not to say anything to screw it up
>class about to start at this point
>realized i havent got her number yet
>too shy to ask.
>asks if she has a steam account
>"oh, ada, kok anon, belum punya banyak game sih"
>she gives me her nickname
>damnit anon, you gotta do more than that
>builds up a quick burst of courage to ask…
>"erh, kapan-kapan main dota yuk, kan sekalian ngajarin kamu cara main nya"
>"haha sipdeh, gw ke kelas ya, bye!"
>aww yiss
>friday night
>no friends to hang out with
>log in to steam
>she's online
>alright here we go…
>invite her to a game of doto
>other steam friends are online so i invite them too for a lobby match, lets just call them by numbers
>i usually talk english to them, even though they indon
>"alright guys, i got a ladyfriend with me, lets try not to act like we usually do"
>1:"lol k anon", 2:"k man", 3:"whatever lets just go already"
>she joins the lobby
>they start to act like they usually do
>number 2 imediately says "just so you know, anon is homoseks" the moment she joined
>god damnit guys
>start match aniways
>she asks "eh lu punya mic gak?" over voice chat
>again, me being nervous all the time, replies
>"punya, tapi lagi rusak"
>headphones + mic are actualy fine
>number 1 says "dia punya itu, malu aja kali ngomong sama lu"
>i reply in chat "ok tunggu, gw coba ngambil headset buat HP, kan ada mic nya tuh"
>the whole match was fun
>we voice chat all the way till the end
>havent noticed she has a cute voice
>friends giggle everytime she screams or panics
>she gets killed by bristleback
>screams "aaah!, dia udah keras!"
>number 3 says "hah? keras apanya?"
>everyone keks internally
>"itu maksudnya bristle nya"
>pretty sure by the end of the match my friends has nosebleeds just by hearing her cute panicked screams
>we kept playing together for about a week or so
>number two always says a pickup line in the middle of every match, just for the luls
50b725 No.631
fugg, post to long. here let good ol OP continue
>friday comes
>no more classes for today
>around 5 PM, everyone has probably gone home, y'all know what friday is like.
>she comes up to me
>"eh anon, kita di panggil himpunan mahasiswa, yuk ke sana sama sama"
>getting called by himpunan is usualy srs bsns, probably a meeting, or punishment for something
>we go, she went past the HM HQ
>"eh HM kan di situ?"
>"erh, iya, kita di panggil ke tempat yang beda"
>ok?
>she's heading to a new building, still under construction, all the workers there had probably gone home too, place is empty, or the HM told them to go away for a while
>she looks nervous as hell
>oh fuck, whats gonna happen.
>mind starts to think what i could possibly did wrong to piss of the himpunan
>i hesitate to go in.
>"ayo lah, gapapah"
>she grabs my hand and drags me along
>i try not to blush, but face was probably tomato red.
>scared as fuck because of this whole being called thing, but happy because im finally holding hands with a girl
>go inside one of the unfinished classrooms
>noone here
>the fuck?
>"uhh…mana?"
>she's leaning on the door, i can hear the door click as she closes it
>she says nothing, just stands there and looks at me with a worried but semi-confused face
>looks around the room thinking those himpunan folks would jump out anytime now, screaming how much i fucked up about something.
>"Himpunan di mana?"
>looks at her, still leaning on the door,hands on one of the buttons on her neck, smiling and looking at me
>"umm…"
>my dumbass self is still confused
>took me another ten secconds before i realize i didnt get called by Himpunan, SHE tricked me into going here
>even more nervous and getting sweatier, now that i realize whats about to happen.
>looks at her with a confused smile to signal i know whats going on
>we both just stood there in the class room for what feels like minutes
>noone said anything or made a move yet
>as i was about to say something she walks closer
>we face to face now
>panic so hard i'm now doing things on instinct
>"anon…gw…"
>she goes forward in for a kiss
>i go backwards, but my way is blocked by a chair
>she keeps leaning in
>having nowhere else to go i sit down on the chair
>"uhh, munkin jangan di…"
>our faces are really fucking close now, and she's grabbing my shirt
>why am i not kissing her already damnit!
>panicked mind is still on panic mode keeps leaning back, chair is now halfway tilted back.
>we about to kiss
>dumbass virgin panicked mind sends a signal to kick the floor and let the chair fall
>chair tilts back, i fall down, she falls down, still tugging on my shirt the whole thing looked like a god damned suplex
>she hits her head on the wall behind the chair face first, i hit my head too
>on the ground legs up, head is dazed by the hit, she's next to me on the ground, with a bloddy nose.
>i try to get up and fix the problem but i ripped my pants on something sharp, i dont fucking know what, it was on a wall, probably should'nt have tried to have snu-snu on a building thats under construction
>indomie starts falling out of my ripped pockets
>the indomie lands on her shirt
>godmotherfuckingdamnit.gif
>"erh, gw…lupa ngambil laundry, tar ya!"
>i just fucking leave the building, withouth looking back, leaving a trail of indomie on the floor.
>tfw pants are now ripped open
>tfw didnt have sexytime
>tfw my pants are ripped open
>tfw i dont go to the lounge or hang around campus animore, to scared to meet her again.
>she hasnt told anyone about this though
>but i do miss her.
d3a77b No.633
>"kamu lagi main dota ya?"
>voice is female
That's the part i stop reading this bullshite.
cf7f68 No.634
>>631>>6301/10 made me reply a reaction face
c298e8 No.636
post her steam OP
or this becomes bullshit
74e6e4 No.637
6/10 if real
man the fuck up anon, you'll regret it forever
07dc6b No.644
>>630>nervous smiling and starting to sweatmy social life summarized
0a97f5 No.652
375fb3 No.728
sup op
im 3 months new to dota 2 still playing like shit