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File: fc58ec72fb2663b⋯.png (54.59 KB, 625x626, 625:626, 1512375009752.png)

 No.349795[Reply]

Just got 23andme results back, and I'm 17% Albanian. I know nothing about Albania. What should I know?

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 No.349827

>>349824

I laugh at my Roman blood all the time you filthy mutt.


 No.349828

>>349824

At least the 'tuga is tangentially related to the romans but italians who claim to be roman are LARPers, and you're not even a real italian.


 No.349831

File: 19685fb921594da⋯.png (104.63 KB, 322x389, 322:389, 4774d9f7fe8e90f6a4f1cf7b0d….png)

>>349795

>Albanian

Get yourself involved in organised crime to honour your brethren

>>349827

>saracen rape baby calling anyone a mutt


 No.349834

File: 15e9dd21aef0aed⋯.png (344.68 KB, 750x500, 3:2, Hoxha goes bunkers.png)

File: d2135999ca62ae5⋯.jpg (94.58 KB, 467x750, 467:750, Hoxha building bunkers.jpg)


 No.349835

>>349834

that's some crazy shit man thanks




File: 4856723ba26dff9⋯.png (165.15 KB, 4974x2519, 4974:2519, blankworldmap.png)

 No.349291[Reply]

Since 1) this is fun and 2) the old thread is dead, I'm making a new one.

Rules and everything are the same as the previous thread: >>348026

You can reuse the countries, or you can come up with new ones, it's up to you.

Please fill in your country into the box on the top left.

CLAY WARS

>come up with a country

>have autistic relations with other countries

>stealing clay is allowed (but not recommended in the early stages)

>the passing of time, etc. are decided collectively, kind of like UN I guess

>there are no "players", anyone can post as any country; internal disagreements are civil wars

IN THIS EDITION

>the year is 2018.2 (ie. the current year, but always in the future)

>the level of technology allowed is that of the current year

>real countries are allowed, but kinda boring tbh

How it begins...

In 2018.2, all the people of the world suddenly found themselves in an inexplicable situation where the past and present ceased to exist and all were in a parallel universe outside the Earth. Some ventured back to Earth and found out that all manmade structures were gone and the Earth was just like it would be if mankind never existed. All human technology and knowledge still exists in the parallel universe, but how it's used and whether it enters the Earth is yet to be determined...

Post the following:

>updated map with your country

>flag (using FlagMaker is recommended)

>name of the country

>political system

>head of state

>caPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.349769

File: 5b0bef4b32bcc0b⋯.png (178.59 KB, 4974x2519, 4974:2519, fxwdq2cq.png)

Colonisation of Arabia

To secure petroleum and gas resources and supply the Bãoan economy, the Commonwealth has acquired some Omani territory 6000 kilometers away. It was the first time the Bãoan navy had been this far away from home, and soon the route from Oman to Bão could become an important naval connection. The colony, where state-owned oil fields are already extracting large amounts of petroleum, might also supply other nations with oil.

Annexation of China

Bão has strengthened it's hold on mainland China as it took over more parts of the coastal regions, and meanwhile also pushes further into Japan and Korea.

Cultural unity project

Bão's socialist government has long since struggled with the country lacking a unitary culture, as it is composed of Japanese, Filipinos, Chinese, Koreans and others. Therefore the Party has developed a new universal language, called simply Bãkataru. It utilises the Korean script, as it is regarded as the most sensible of all, and has been given an uncomplicated grammar with zero exceptions or irregularities. The new language is expected to take a while to catch on, although the Party's efforts have been popular so far.

The construction of land bridges also plays into the endeavour, as they help to connect peoples previously separated.


 No.349796

File: 26493f5ebda602a⋯.png (241.28 KB, 4974x2519, 4974:2519, Untitled.png)

File: fa6105811b3bb7a⋯.jpg (534.53 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, UauGYfej.jpg)

Pravda city ship

The Pravda Tank Corporation has finished building a giant fucking ship. The ship is very much its own city with its own laws and economy and various businesses moving in to provide private services to those on-board. It is still first and foremost a military city though, containing many war factories, airplanes, ammunition, colony construction materials and even the Pravda Girls High School which trains young Neko cadets in the art of tank battles. "The are multiple uses for such a vessel, including civilian ones" - says vice commander Nonna, "Most importantly, it is an invincible mobile fortress, giving our nation an incredible amount of attack range and power."

Ahuata soy deal

The CEO of the Silk Soy Milk company sent a video to the Ahuatan people where she deeply apologized on behalf of her company for accidentally "killing someone to death". Moreover, she had this to say regarding "unprovoked aggression" on part of the Queendom of Chensokyo: "Just because you're correct, doesn't mean you're right, nyah. Yes, people die when they are killed, but this was wholly the fault of our company's poorly organized marketing campaign and not the entire nation of Chensokyo, nyah. The Silk Soy Milk company will take full responsibility".

In an effort to make amends, she proposed a new marketing campaign to tie-in with the new Ahuatan anime, asking the president for trading rights in exchange for selling soy milk with the cute president robot character on the packages. As further compensation, 12 trucks of free soy are to be delivered to the border of Ahuata to be redistributed to the family of the deceased, as well as others who were hurt or suffered property damage during the "air raid".

Intensification of business

With the advanced state of the Chensokyo economy, the fierce competition pushes some Nekos to seek their fortunes in less saturated markets. Prospecting Nekos have started trading more frequently, investing in projects, starting their own companies, and even buying out failing local ones in Jetisu, Mhambrug and even Bao. The Jetisu colony in particular has becomPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.349803

are there any artist over here willing to make a game out of this autistic OC with me for no financial remuneration? I'll program all of it in 1h a day in 365 days.


 No.349832

File: 92d09e8b25b41a8⋯.png (276.26 KB, 4974x2519, 4974:2519, 0722expansion.png)

File: 6d6212a71821a26⋯.png (18.01 KB, 721x477, 721:477, 0722 internal changes.png)

Mahambrug Empire and Khanate of Jetisu now share a border!

>because the Mahambrug Empire continues to expand, some citizens finally reached the border of Jetisu

"Our country is so huge now," Emperor Mbrugaputra said, "It's hard to believe. Our population is exploding so fast, hundreds of kids are born every day... our economy is booming... we're becoming a truly great power. I hope we can sustain this, but at this rate there could be disastrous results if the expansion stops. Population density is lower than ever before because so many are leaving their homes to explore, new cities are already forming at the border regions... if the surroundings of the largest cities are left empty, that could send ripples of destruction throughout the country in case of an attempted coup or an invasion..."

>the emperor is on his way to an official visit to Jetisu, driving there himself with his family; on the way, he'll greet some of the Mahambrug citizens making the expansion happen

Alexandrian military massacres 20,000 civilians

In a singular act of aggression far more extreme than anything ever seen in the Empire's history, troops of the military of the Alexandrian Autonomous Region marched into Shamalaguccha and broke into every single house, shooting all 15,000 civilians on sight; although an estimated 5000 of the victims had recently bought guns from Chensokyo, they had no chance against the meticulously organised surprise attack. After that, death squads all across the region murdered an additional five thousand adherents of Abrahamic religions.

>archon Georgios Panagakos gave a speech that was broadcast on national TV

"We have cleansed Alexandria of monotheists," he shouted while waving his fists and grinning wide. "Everyone who lives in Alexandria is to worship the Greek gods and Alexander the Great! Abrahamics are not welcome here because they don't see the might of Zeus! Buddhists are next!"

>everyone across the Mahambrug Empire was absolutely shocked, especially since the Alexandrian Autonomous Region has been expanding almost as rapidly as the Empire as a whole

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 No.349833

>>349803

Hmm, exactly what kind of game and what kind of art? I could at least make some music for it, if music is even needed tbh? I guess I could also do some kind of basic art stuff, depending on the style and whatnot of course.




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 No.332351[Reply]

When i reach page twenne, i is be free!

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 No.347339

I wish JewTube didn't take down that "Gas The Niggers for 10 hours" video.


 No.349578

Back to work


 No.349620

a l a b a m a


 No.349621

File: fc0f12a11f26054⋯.jpg (12.21 KB, 235x214, 235:214, fc0f12a11f26054adec42c3831….jpg)

>>346837

I know I made the original brazillian post but I don't remember whether this one I'm replying to right now is me or someone pretending to be me.


 No.349830




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 No.349103[Reply]

Let me red pill you on the Russia/Ukraine situation

1) Ukranian govt is fucking shiite

2) People in East Ukraine (Donbass + Crimea) want to secede

3) Poroshenko (ukranian prez) doesn't wanna let them secede

4) Starts bombing the fuck outta donbass (killing thousands of little kids)

5) Ukranian nazis (inspired by their hatred) all join the ukranian army in their fight to end "Russia" - (aka. Kill children and women)

Honestly, a giant fuck you to Ukraine and the ukranian government.

If you support Ukraine, you support nazi'ism and murder of civilians

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 No.349159

File: d67b503e758107b⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 300x300, 1:1, shitposter.gif)

>>349158

>most of the voters are grannies who watch tv all day

Oh we have that here. Most of the voters in Brazil are ZOG slavebots who work 13 hours a day 7 days a week, go home, watch the newest soap opera about trannies and racemixing, sleep, and wake up at 4:30am to go to work. They generally get swayed to vote on a party, usually a variant of the commies, with promises of better work conditions and gibs, the politicians claiming they'll help the poor worker stand up to the system or whatever, but then the commie parties just fuck them harder because they are the "system" afterall, and the slavebots are too busy slaving away and staying alive to do anything. But then they vote in the commie parties again, because the commies are with the people of course, those guys hang out in worker's unions, how can they not be?

By the way americans take note, this is your future. This is what american democrats want to do with gibs and legalizing illegal immigrants. And the republican party is the exact same thing except they play the role of pretend opposition even though both sides are the same with minor disagreements in some policies.

Brazil's political system is supposedly a bit easier to solve because anyone can just create a party, but you americans need a full on revolution.


 No.349337

File: da3ae1d5ac2c2de⋯.jpg (63.32 KB, 400x533, 400:533, da3ae1d5ac2c2de100c33fc2cc….jpg)

slaba ukrieeeanskie


 No.349382

Honestly, russia bot, fuck you.

Keep calm and glory to Ukraine.


 No.349772

>>349142

this.

muh women and children meme needs to stop.

in other news, men are disposable


 No.349829

>>349142

I agree.




File: c2514d3aecac30c⋯.jpg (116.58 KB, 714x599, 714:599, You will never be Portugue….jpg)

 No.349673[Reply]

Christ, why is Brazil such a fucking shithole?

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 No.349790

File: 1aaa26d06d918cd⋯.png (14.82 KB, 730x290, 73:29, bmaofszpq.png)

>>349786

I think race and birthplace are both important and while you can't have it without race, if you're not born in the nation it'll always be foreign to an extent, because you can't erase the culture you had from birth.

It's like how my father sees nothing wrong with bagged milk even though at this point he has spent 5 times the time somewhere where it's not normal over somewhere it's normal.


 No.349808

>>349737

>>349773

>It's pretty funny that the more subhuman a race is the better they are at colonizing.

>Except the white man has colonized half of the world.

Those two do not contradict each other.

>>349773

You're still not white, though.


 No.349815

>>349808

>t.Lisbon Zambo


 No.349822

>>349815

I'm 100% black, halfy.


 No.349826

File: 8c3bc2ad3c31c87⋯.jpg (198.12 KB, 350x467, 350:467, 6a00d83451e35069e2017c385c….jpg)

>>349822

>Full Zambo




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 No.349499[Reply]

wat do?

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 No.349591

File: 532d543711a9bfb⋯.jpg (25.21 KB, 540x531, 60:59, arribayy.jpg)

>>349585

I'm sorry Rogério, but as a white man I can't just stick my dick in anything. White men aren't exactly in the best shape either and I'm an example of that myself but white women in the present time are straight up repulsive.

The degeneration of a society or people always starts by the women, they are the most fragile link and highly important.


 No.349634

>>349499

Ask where are their parents.


 No.349771

>>349499

I don't what mindset I have to change, but.

you can make $2000 a week at your current state


 No.349779

>CHANGE MY MIND

Whose mind? And what about?


 No.349825

File: 65e1b9e66e01d76⋯.png (485.91 KB, 2298x786, 383:131, reee.png)




File: af2a0c7f7783546⋯.png (29.42 KB, 741x568, 741:568, apu-think.png)

 No.349797[Reply]

do you pronounce this board's name ɪn-t[uh] or eye-en-tee?

 No.349798

I pronounce it exactly as the word "inch".


 No.349800

>>349797

I pronounce it as [ɪ̯n̩tʼ]


 No.349806

[ɪ̯n̩tʼ]


 No.349807

I pronounce it dead


 No.349818

File: e979972a7cc68bb⋯.jpg (52.7 KB, 885x521, 885:521, hue.jpg)

>>349807

Made me hue, have this.




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 No.349050[Reply]

Where do you want to live?

Personally I want to live in Estonia so bad. My ancestors lived in Nordic europe and I want to go back. I can’t stand being an amerimutt. Estonia is so beautiful. It’s the size of a city! So much culture, a perfect enclave. Protected by the Kaliningrad oblast too, so no Somalians are going to Zerg rush like they do in Italy.

+ they have cute eugenicist girls

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 No.349730

>>349264

Interesting. Do you speak French yourself? Have you ever been to France?


 No.349742

Norway or Portugal.


 No.349743

>>349092

That's a beautiful house.


 No.349788

>>349742

>going to Portugal

Why, do you like african folk dance?


 No.349809

>>349742

Go to Norway pls.




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 No.349432[Reply]

Ask a Syrian refugee living in Germany anything

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 No.349776

What religion do you believe in?


 No.349801

>>349776

Agnostic, all religions are nigger-tier for people with negative iq


 No.349802

>>349801

>he hasn't heard about religions of the thinking man like buddhism or pythagoreanism


 No.349804

>>349802

Generalized a bit, was talking about the Abrahamic ones.

Btw those "religions" are more of a spiritual and philosophical belief rather than a full-on god-worshipping life-controlling religion.


 No.349805

>>349804

>hells that last far beyond the scope of human lifespans where demons do things like cut you apart, smash you with stones, or force you to kill each other if you sin during life

>people who live good lives get to go to heavens that are better than your mortal life on earth, the best people become buddhas who transcend all suffering and migrate around existance as they please

>Buddhist temples have monks that continuously itter prayers and mantras to the Buddhas seeking their guidance to transcend

Yes, totally not life-controlling religions without afterlives and just spiritual/philosophical belief systems unlike those ebil X-tians. :^)

Hippies go and stay go, you people understand as much about Buddhism as Indians understand indoor plumbing.




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 No.349005[Reply]

Got instabanned at 4chan for linking to my story about Russia: https://github.com/saniv/text/blob/master/one-life-in-russia-eng.md

what have you achieved?

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 No.349093

>>349066

Is that your gf? :DDDD


 No.349108

>>349093

I wish :(((((((


 No.349109

>>349066

She looks homely, I think I'd have chance with her.


 No.349770

>>349073

the rules state that you can ban anyone for anything.

I got banned for saying my job is fapping to cp, commenting it is really nice.

they can't prove what cp means, and if they know it means they admit that there are jobs that let.you fap to cp, what is stand for anyway?


 No.349794

>>349770

Cheese Pizza




File: 453ca878930c355⋯.jpg (61.78 KB, 960x762, 160:127, 1855015368133426.jpg)

 No.349500[Reply]

Rest in shit island jews.

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 No.349781

File: dc34b4ad5d39442⋯.jpg (20.21 KB, 350x263, 350:263, Swachh-Warrior-toilet-arvi….jpg)


 No.349783

>>349774

But how does the neutral beater win?


 No.349791

File: 656efe87121df81⋯.png (216.29 KB, 404x404, 1:1, a blue-haired anime girl c….png)

>>349523

>wins

>1-1

>wins

That's some high quality burgering right there.

>>349557

This.

>>349650

>>349702

She's too old for my taste, literally looks like she's 50 apparently that's exactly how old she is, wow. Some 50-year-olds can be hot, like Salma Hayek, but most are simply sad to look at. That said,

DAT ASS

>>349753

>I want her heels to pierce my scrotum so bad.

I was going to make fun of you for wanting to ruin any chances you could've had of ever reproducing, but then realised that none of us will ever have any chance to reproduce and that the world may be better off, so I'm not going to do that.

>>349774

>beating battle

>not beat-off

C'mon Pajeet, step up your game. Also,

>invented as kids

wtf, do Indian kids run around beating each other all day long or were you and your friends just weird?

>>349783

>inb4 he literally can't win


 No.349792

>>349791

>wtf, do Indian kids run around beating each other all day long or were you and your friends just weird?

<he doesn't know about kabbadi


 No.349793

File: dc293611ef8448d⋯.jpg (114.06 KB, 750x633, 250:211, a black-haired anime girl ….jpg)

>>349792

>Kabaddi is a contact team sport originating from Tamilnadu, The word "Kabbadi" is derived from the Tamil word "kai-pidi"(கைபிடி) meaning "to hold hands".

>"to hold hands"

gay tbh




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 No.349767[Reply]

>tfw americans also fucking horses and shit

 No.349787

>>349767

They can't even do it the colombian way and slip it in the horse they need to sweet talk the horse.

Fucking americans.




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 No.344762[Reply]

The fatass and the tall one from the left, post more like them.

Holly hell where did all those huemonkeys came from?

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 No.346912

>>346886

Fat woman have access to more food, which means more calories to handle the long winters. It is only natural that a fin should find wrong the rejection of such warmth and beauty. I'm keeping my skelly negritas though.


 No.346989

>>346912

>Fat woman have access to more food, which means more calories to handle the long winters

Only dumb shit like this.

Have you ever seen videos of people on the street in supposedly "starving" countries? Obese Africans everywhere, they bred it into themselves to the point that apparently even when they aren't eating they still get fat.


 No.348080

>>346989

I lived there.

>Only dumb shit like this.

I don't understand.


 No.349778

>>346989

>Have you ever seen videos of people on the street in supposedly "starving" countries? Obese Africans everywhere, they bred it into themselves to the point that apparently even when they aren't eating they still get fat.

The bloating is caused by fluids and gas in the stomach. It isn't fat.


 No.349784

>>349778

>they eat so much they get bloated

exactly




File: 1309e5b37caf134⋯.png (52.71 KB, 1424x750, 712:375, The white disapora.png)

 No.349661[Reply]

ending the whos white and who isnt debate once and for all.

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 No.349760

File: 1a6dbccf8487bec⋯.png (41.23 KB, 1424x750, 712:375, global whiteness map.png)


 No.349761

>>349736

because wh*te """"people"""" are inferior


 No.349763

>>349761

>>349736

This. The map is in descending order.

> Mixed > Mutts > White A > White B > Aryan


 No.349775

File: 3f00c1fcfcba9bb⋯.png (51.59 KB, 1424x750, 712:375, aryan.png)

Factual map


 No.349782

>>349759

all im saying is that if a genetic abomination like the uk can be considered aryan just because a german fucked a celt 1000 years ago then so can finland




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 No.349732[Reply]

What's happened to kc?

 No.349735

domain was seized for "fake news"

the domain registrant had retired from the KC project so Der General was faced with a dilemma, take legal responsibility for the site or let it go

so he let it go

KC is dead.


 No.349738

why the fuck are you using opera


 No.349768

>>349738

i don't mind those chinks collecting my data desu


 No.349780

>>349768

its shit though




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