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 No.313871

Ask a Brazilian anything.

>inb4 spanish and bananas

 No.313872

ooga booga

tfw no gf


 No.313880

File: 1448333748599.gif (14.72 KB, 470x154, 235:77, lula believes in you.gif)

>>313872

I know it's hard for you (American), but try and form words.

I believe in you


 No.313907

>>313871

What is this thing on your flag supposed to represent?


 No.313917

File: 1448379662908.jpg (29.27 KB, 339x259, 339:259, caminho das indias_thumb[2….jpg)

Was Caminho das Índias popular? Please tell me it was not.


 No.313919

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>>313907

The green represents forests.

The gold losange represents our gold.

Actually it's just the backdrop for the imperial house's emblem that was recycled.

The blue sphere represents our sky. There are 27 stars on it, representing each Federative Unit (states + Federal District).

The white band has the positivist motto: "Ordem e Progresso" (Order and Progress). Of course the original phrase was "Love, Order, Progress", but I guess love doesn't matter to positivists


 No.313920

>>313919

>Of course the original phrase was "Love, Order, Progress", but I guess love doesn't matter to positivists

kek

meanwhile >muh equal love


 No.313921

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>>313917

I'm sorry, my friend.

It was popular. But it served two interesting purposes:

1) There was a lot of jokes about it. They seriously thought that Indians are white people speaking Portuguese with weird accents and punctuating every word with "Are Baba"?

2) There were truly a lot of jokes about it.


 No.313922

>>313871

Why do you halflatinos always go out of your way to point out that you're Brasilian on the internet, even when one's nationality is irrelevant to the topic?

>I'm from Brasil and I think this video is funny.

>I'm from Brasil and I think that the sculpture "Physical impossibility of death in the mind of someone living" is supposed to represent the primitive urge of living beings to survive, and their disregard of the fact that their life will come to an end, which is an effect of the fact, that the straight line is an infinite set of points until it's ends are fixed.

>Ask a Brazilian anything.


 No.313924

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>>313922

Why do you halfslavs always go out of your way to point out that you're Polish on the internet, even when one's nationality is irrelevant to the topic?

>I'm from Poland and I think this video is funny.

>I'm from Poland and I think that the sculpture "Physical impossibility of death in the mind of someone living" is supposed to represent the primitive urge of living beings to survive, and their disregard of the fact that their life will come to an end, which is an effect of the fact, that the straight line is an infinite set of points until it's ends are fixed.

>O KURWA

Because we feel under-represented before the world. Of course, every single nation (except Murica) is under-represented before the world, but instead of simply complaining about it, we take our free time and talk endlessly about ourselves in the Internet.


 No.313926

>>313924

It cracks me up to imagine that you have an entire folder on your HD dedicated to dozens of precisely described pictures of Lula.


 No.313928

>>313871

Where is Lula's 10th finger?

Is he trying to become a octopus?

What happened to that beauty contest in the white village with the negro participant?


 No.313932

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>>313928

1) He lost it in a work accident - it was crushed by a lathe, and he had to wait hours until the factory owner came to release him from the machine. There are people who say he kept it, others say he buried it near the factory; I guess it remains of the greatest mysteries of Brazil.

2) I don't think so.

3) I don't know about the contest per se, because the online poll was unnoficial. But the poll closed with the black girl winning by over 50%. She was followed by a girl with a small extra chin because that's popular with HUEchanners somehow.

I personally voted for her, not because of SJWing, but because she really is the prettiest; did you see the other chicks? Extra-chins, bulging eyes, weird psycho-grins, all across the fucking board.


 No.313933

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>>313928

>>313932

*I guess it remains one of the […]

Sorry for the spelling.


 No.313938

Does your mom know you're gay?


 No.313939

>>313938

My mom knows I'm bi.

I don't have a Lula pic for that.


 No.313940

Can I speak to Champ?


 No.313943

>>313932

damn, that's a qt


 No.313944

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 No.313948

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>>313922

>Why do you halflatinos always go out of your way to point out that you're Brasilian on the internet

>says a Pole

polska pszejmuje ten filmik!!!11 xDDDDD ~mastermatiPL


 No.313958

why doesnt anyone post on 55chan's /int/, when their /b/ is so active?


 No.313973

>>313958

probably because of lack of foreigners

nyymichan/int/ is dead too


 No.314005

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>>313958

>>313973

Exactly, because of lack of foreigners.

Also, 55chan sucks ass. At least usually.

Good things often come out of it. The huge majority is the worst kind of shitposting though.


 No.314006

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 No.314013

>>314005

Well. It's a fucking imageboard. Of course it will suck most of time.


 No.314135

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>>314013

true, but 55chan is too damn cancerous

trust me i'm a brazilian


 No.314184

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>>313919

The Brazilian flag is actually pretty cool, but it will never beat the Kazakh flag.

>>313922

>>313924

I know this feel.

>>313926

How does knowing that I have an entire folder on my HD dedicated to hundreds of pictures of Nazarbayev make you feel? :^)

>>313932

>he posts a thumbnail

>>313939

>I don't have a Lula pic for that.

Why not?

>>313943

This.


 No.314195

pq vc nao vai se fude lelek


 No.314249

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What do you think of his kid?


 No.314257

I was offered a job in Sao Paulo.

- How well is English generally spoken in Brazil? If I go to Rio, Florianopolis, Belo Horizonte will I have problems with people understanding?

- Do Brazilian women make good wives and good mothers?

- Is it expensive to live in a decent house or flat?


 No.314273

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>314257

>indo para rio

voce quer matar?


 No.314277

>>313871

are you white?


 No.314295

>>314249

where can i order my own personal bucketnigger?


 No.314299

How did you manage to comprehend writing, let alone speech? Apes in my experience don't have a large enough mental capacity for such things.


 No.314301


 No.314306

>>314299

but koko the gorilla had higher IQ than the average negro

t. /pol/ pro


 No.314310

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 No.314694

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>>314195

vtnc lelek

>>314249

Maybe he was sweating and wanted to chill, I don't know.

>>314257

English is usually taught in high schools, and people have certain notions of it. But fluent speakers aren't that common to find in the streets. Rio and São Paulo have more speakers. However, even if people don't know how to speak it, they will certainly go the extra mile to understand and be understood. It's true that we are quite welcoming.

Brazilian women are like any women in any part of the world, I guess.

Yes, it is. Our real estate market is going under a lil' bit of crisis right now. You can find decent cheap small flats in certain areas, like the downtowns of Rio and SP or in surrounding cities, like Niterói (around Rio), but you would spend some extra money in transport. I suggest you find a small flat in downtown SP, you can find good shit for low cash. If you want to live in a nicer, safer, residential neighbourhood, I suggest you started selling your body 'cuz it will be expensive.

>>314277

In Brazil, I'm considered white. However, I'll probably be considered brown/Arab if I go to Europe/US.

>>314299

How did you manage to comprehend writing, let alone speech? Snowballs in my experience don't have large enough mental capacity for such things.


 No.317578

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 No.317755

What is your speculation on the duration of Dilma's remaining period in government?


 No.317773

>>313871

what is brazil really like?? do they like foreigners? how are the tribes im the amazon treated??


 No.317791

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>>317773

>what is brazil really like

In the southeast, endless deforested rolling hills with cattle (pic related), with many huge cities and a few colder highland areas. Absolutely boring and hardly exotic outside the tourist traps.

In the south, same thing but colder, whiter and cleaner.

In the northeast, same thing but with more poverty, disease and a semi-arid interior.

In the center, endless savanna, but nowadays it's an agricultural frontier exporting industrial amounts of soy.

In the north (South America's Siberia), mostly empty forest with isolated ugly peasants along the major rivers (river transport is huge there, while highways are garbage), a small number of large cities (including a 2 milion one right at the heart of the Amazon) and expanding deforested areas rich in cattle, soy and minerals.

So, fairly boring.

>do they like foreigners

I'd say yes, mostly because foreigners bring shekels.

>how are the tribes in the amazon treated

Natives are mostly gone after centuries of miscigenation and genocide, and isolated pockets in the Amazon are amongst the few remaining pure ones. They often have land conflicts with local settlers. Rich whites from the south and abroad in NGOs, plus the left in general and the government, glorify them and want to give them huge reserves, while the settlers want them to fuck off and assimilate.


 No.321875

>>313919

The colors are reminiscent of the royal family, faggot


 No.321892

Lets say somebody wanted to develop ranchland for goat-human hybrids. What would be the price per acre for that and would officials be open to bribes to keep the whole thing hush-hush?

I'm asking for a friend.


 No.321912

>>321875

Couldn't you just hover your mouse over the spoilered sentence?

>>321892

Land costs vary according to region, with the lowest ones in the savanna and Amazon. I'm sure you can get enough land there.

And complicated bureaucratic barriers mean the entire economy runs on bribes, so your shekels will be warmly accepted.

Also, the real has lost a lot of value in recent years, making your tasty dólares even more powerful.


 No.321924

What's it like being at the bottom of the ladder? You fucking losers are never going to accomplish anything.


 No.321926

How bad is the economic crisis over there?


 No.321928

>>321924

It's nice but a bit uncomfortable down here.

>>321926

Drought, currency devaluation, inflation, recession, government budget deficit, debt, and a consensus that the solution is more Keynesianism.




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