No.318835
>in the desert with my friends
>sand is cold as fuck and flows like water
>decide to climb a sand hill
>too hard to climb
>crocs got stuck
>leave them
>friend climbs too then goes back down
>tell him to take my crocs and throw them down
>only finds one
>come down
>nothing there
>still looking for it with a shovel
>shitpost on /int/ while taking a break
pic related
No.318836
So you brought a notebook to your desert expedition?
No.318837
No.318838
>>318837
How do you evade the Great Firewall of Arabia with a phone?
No.318839
No.318841
>>318839
how many wife's do you have atm?
No.318842
>>318841
btw it gets very cold in the desert during the night. hope you die :D
No.318844
>>318841
As much as you have, you kissless virgin.
No.318848
>>318839
Saudi internet censorship
No.318855
>>318835
Did you plant the bomb?
No.318859
>>318848
It's not as strong as you might think.
No.318860
>>318855
Planted my fucking crocs.
No.318861
>>318860
Does your crocks explode?
No.318864
>desert hiking
>in crocs
My sandy friend, this is no way to travel.
No.318870
>aferomentioned friend says I'll never find it
>immediately found it
All is well.
No.318871
>>318870
>royal shills track you down based on this image
>you're sentenced to death by hanging
>they give you one last wish
>you say "let me shitpost on /int/ for one last hour"
No.318874
>>318871
>slut fags advertising on Twatter all the time
>atheists promoting libtard ideas on forums
>the authorities want the Taiwanese Zoetrope club shitposter for making a post about crocs
No.318875
>>318874
>expecting governments to have good priorities
No.318876
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Hey Saudi, care to mark your location on this map?
No.318877
Come on, we're just curious anons. There's no way we'd be Riyadh shills trying to identify dissidents.
Just tell us where you were hiking.
No.318880
>>318876
I'm in the desert part.
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No.318899
>>318864
It was my first time in the desert.
No.319159
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>>318899
How is it possible for an Arabic person to have never been to a desert before? That's like for a Finnic person to have never been to a forest. It's impossible because you're born there. Your mother lied down in the desert and gave birth to you just like my mother squatted in the forest and gave birth to me. It's in our nature. Every step you take is in the desert, it's all there is in the Arabic world. Just like forest is all there is in the Finnic world. Look at a map of Finland, Karelia, Ingria, Estonia, etc. It's all forest. Now look at a map of your country and the countries next to it. It's all desert. Are you telling me you have never gone outside before in your life? I'm not buying that shit. Even if you weren't born in the desert, you still had to go to the desert to live where you live now. How have you never been to the desert? Did you teleport? Do you fly in a private jet every time you go to buy groceries? Are you a member of the royal family or something? I cannot think of anything else that could explain that within reasonable doubt. You're a Saudi prince. We have a Saudi prince shitposting on /int/ over here, guys. We have to use this opportunity to our advantage while there's still time.
Where's the money? Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about! The money that you're using to fund ISIS! The money that you're using to fund the mass destruction of European cultures! Huh! Is that so, you don't know? My ass you don't know. C'mon lads, let's tie him up, hang him from a tree by the balls and shave his beard! Then tie a bunch of goats to the tree so that he'll get really horny and his dick will fill with blood and lure all the hungry bears! The bears will eat his dick! Now tell us where the money is! The money you're using to fund the Finnish meme imam! Where's the money!? If you don't tell us where the money is, we'll call Hizbollah and they'll bomb your ass to hell! That's right, you won't die a martyr or anything, you won't go to heaven, you wanna know why? We'll trick you into atheism, worshipping Satan and accepting Jesus Christ as your sole saviour! You wouldn't like that now would you? So tell us, WHERE IS THE MONEY YOU FUND TERRORISTS WITH!!!!
dub dub sheikh'd
No.319161
>>318874
They'll probably leave you alone when they see your stylish footwear
No.319193
>>319159
There are things called "cities" in the modern world which are away from nature, and in those "cities", women give birth in places called "hospitals".
Now, to travel between "cities" here, one would have to use "cars" to drive on "highways", or use "commercial airplanes" which fly in the sky like birds, both of which are used to not have to go through the harsh desert itself, because doing that would be retarded.
>>319161
Every single one of them wears crocs.
No.319198
>>318899
What the fuck? I live in burgerclapistan and I've been camping in several deserts.
Is actual wilderness camping as opposed to being a backpacking tourist an American thing?
No.319201
>>319198
I was just an autistic introvert for a very long time.
No.319222
>>319201
Perfect /Int/ user :DDD
No.319228
>>319201
You probably didn't even go to Dubai to fuck a Russian whore. Shame on you.
No.319233
>>319228
I've only been to one other gulf country, and it ain't the UAE.
No.319234
>>319233
Qatar? Bahrain? Kuwait?
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No.319240
No.319247
No.319256
>>319247
Probably Bahrain.
No ones goes to Qatar for anything.
No.319262
>>319256
Qatar is better than Bahrain.
Bahrain < Qatar < UAE
No.319283
>>319262
Does nobody like them because they're Shia?
No.319296
>>319283
Never said people don't like them; I said their country is not as good for tourism as the other two.
It's still good, though.
No.319313
>>319296
isn't their capital the sin city through? i thought residents of other gulf states go there to do what they can't in their countries, thus i would expect it to be a popular tourist destination for them
No.319336
Thats a pickaxe, you heathen
No.319357
>>319313
Yes it is place to penetrate al-ka7ba because none exist in sa3oud چگ چگ
No.319362
No.319367
>>319313
They already can do whatever they want in their countries; only Saudis can't.
No.319374
Hey faggots, what do you know about sleeping in an igloo? They're actually built out of snow blocks rather than ice blocks'. There's a few ways to make them and one of the more common ways involves some hard-packed snow and one of these.
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No.320124
>>318864
A lot of my Muslim coworkers wear crocs or loafers. I asked them why and they said that they were easier to off quickly at prayer time.
No.320129
>>320124
I will never understand a prayer schedule. Praying is a personal thing, to reach out to the gods/God and to me it makes no sense to pray if you are content with your day… doesn't it clog the prayer log? I don't know how prayers are received but I imagine there's some type of a telepathic answering machine that records all prayers and then they are forwarded to the directed god, so praying too much would clog it. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I think too practically about these things, but even if there is an infinite capacity to receive prayers and they're direct and it doesn't cause headache or whatnot for the gods, isn't it still redundant and distracting from the prayers of those who need more help? Or am I still thinking in too earthly terms? Either way I don't understand a prayer schedule, I pray when I feel that I need to pray and when I'm really thankful for something then I pray that my prosperity and happiness could continue and that others could also gain such prosperity and happiness. I've never prayed just for the sake of praying except as a child, however that wasn't actual praying but just repetition.
No.320286
>>320129
Yeah, it is weirder that they have to pray facing towards the Kaaba.
So, a black rock falls from the sky in the middle of a desert. And it is supposed to be the proof of heaven. Then Allah tells them that they must build a shrine there. Then face towards it five (or other number) times a day to pray.
Furthermore, beyond the horizon, they can't simply face towards it because of the curvature of the earth. They actually face some point in the outer space. God probably didn't know earth was round back then.
I find it unbelievable that the creator of the universe would be so petty and keep track of everything, "Ahmed prayed only four times today, he is going to Jahannam."
It is more likely that a meteorite fell from the sky and the Prophet decided to have some fun. Then he made up the whole thing. He was probably sniggering hard in his tent at night.
No.320290
>>320129
Exactly this, except that for some reason I imagine there's a literal office thousands of football fields wide, full of angels answering phones 24/7.
>>320286
>It is more likely that a meteorite fell from the sky and the Prophet decided to have some fun. Then he made up the whole thing. He was probably sniggering hard in his tent at night.
The Kaaba was already there when Muhammed was born, including the black stone, because it was supposedly sent by God to Adam and Eve. IIRC the Kaaba was built by Abraham (or his son or grandson or whatever) or something, but yeah.
>God probably didn't know earth was round back then
He probably did know but thought it'd be funny to make people think it's flat. :DDDDDD
No.320297
Please be in Jeddah
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No.320299
>>320297
That's like a shittier version of Mecca, right?
No.320300
>>320299
Nope, it's might-as-well-be-in-Bahrain Saudi Arabia. Beaches, actually good restaurants, pakis everywhere. The best.
No.320302
>>320299
That's like the sin city of Saudi Arabia. Bigger than Makkah.
>>320290
Sssshhhhh! Don't educate them or they might actually learn something for once!
No.320304
>>320300
Why is it a positive thing to have pakis everywhere?
No.320306
>>320304
They speak English, don't beg for phone numbers and have a generally relaxed attitude towards rule-breaking.
No.320307
>>320306
>don't beg for phone numbers and have a generally relaxed attitude towards rule-breaking
What the hell does this even mean?
ishra7ha bil3araby?
No.320309
>>320307
I've never taken a cab with a Saudi guy in Jeddah who didn't propose marriage / beg me for my mobile number the whole ride. That includes when I'm wearing niqab. Saudis are the worst. As for rule-breaking, we've snuck into private beaches/ left the diplomatic quarter after some pretty good partying using paki drivers, and they're chill.
No.320311
>>320309
So you're a foreigner woman in Jeddah… wearing Niqab? Not Hijab? Not without any headwear?
No.320312
>>320311
Actually don't live in Jeddah. I live maybe 4 hours away. I always wear hijab, but I started wearing niqab when the harassment got too much. You're kind of asking for it if your hair's uncovered, but I feel like my massive white face was still drawing too much attention so; niqab.
No.320313
>>320312
>the harassment got too much
savages
No.320314
>>320313
Walking around with face uncovered in some parts of KSA is like walking around with no shirt. It's all context.
No.320316
>>320313
calm down, cuckmany, the harassment here is things like catcalling and asking for phone numbers.
Physical harassment happens rarely.
>>320312
What are you in Saudi for anyways? Work, or related to someone working here?
No.320317
>>320314
What happens if you legit walk around with no shirt there?
No.320318
>>320317
Jail.
>>320316
Working at university. I've been here on my own for 2 years. Basically, I'm in it for the money, but desert adventuring is a pretty sweet perk. You?
No.320320
>>320313
yeah they got the rapey genes.
consider the other factors that go hand in hand with that too, though (I think we had another thread on this)
-polygamy
-humans are born 50:50 (or so) male and female
-females are sometimes killed at birth because useless
this all leads to excess of breeding males, and lack of females.
Humans derive sex excitement from what is covered, and what is revealed.
In all the places that the strict islam shitfluence has destroyed since the 70's or so, women now cover up everything. So men get excited when they even see "hair cleavage". Fucking hair cleavage.
which is why when light skin, good looking western woman go to saudi, egypt, etc etc, the local men are all :HI MY NAME IS SEX :D:D:D I WANT TO UR PUSSI xDDD *touches ur butt* xD BUTT :D:D:D:D IF CAT SEE MEAT UNCOVERED IT WANT 2 EAT, AND MY TIGER SEE U MEATY GIRL xDD"
No.320321
>>320318
>You?
I'm a Saudi.
No.320322
>>320318
What if you run around the streets naked, covered in blood and screaming "hail Satan!" as you set random people on fire using a blowtorch?
No.320324
>>320322
They still execute people over here, man.
No.320325
>>320321
I've always wondered how you see foreign women who don't cover their face or even hair. Like, do they look super sexy, or kind of alien or what?
No.320329
>>320324
What if you strip naked, set your hair and clothes on fire to trigger a bunch of hidden dynamite in them and throw them at the executioner before he can execute you?
No.320330
>>320320
>yeah they got the rapey genes
Rape doesn't happen here as often as you'd like to think.
This isn't a white country.
>polygamy
Rare are those who can afford it.
>humans are born 50:50 (or so) male and female
But males don't survive as much as female infants.
>females are sometimes killed at birth because useless
That's India (Google "Female foeticide" and you only get results for India). Here it's forbidden by Islam.
>>320325
If they cover their hair, then I don't think much.
But if they don't, I just wonder why they don't follow the culture here.
>do they look super sexy
Not for me, no.
But most other men do think you look hot.
No.320333
>>320320
Apologies, I was extrapolating from Pakistan to the whole ME (turns out I'm wrong to do so).
Not just india; map related. In Vietnam I've heard of selling them, as well.
>forbidden by islam
oh come now, does that really mean anything? Lots of the 'stanis smoke weed, around half the muslims I've met, drink.. etc etc etc
No.320344
Are slaves a thing anywhere in the gulf states? Like there's nowhere where the buying and selling is legal right?
No.320357
>>319256
I went to Qatar. My company maintains their missle defense system.
I hated it. Holy shit arabs are the worst people that have ever existed. They are like this unholy mix of nigger and jew. They have all of a jews dishonestly mixed with a nigger's violence. I wish we could kill them all.
No.320360
>>320333
That's where YOU live.
Not here.
No.320362
>>320357
>maintains their missle defense system.
> I wish we could kill them all.
Oh boy.
100% bullshit though
No.320369
>>320362
>100% bullshit though
Most people managing private weapon systems are in fact 'Mericans. Pretty much every private contractor you'll run across is either from the US or South Africa.
No.320370
>>320290
>The Kaaba was already there when Muhammed was born, including the black stone
I was not referring to Mohammad but the unnamed Prophet or Priest whoever made up the original heaven story. The apologist argument is that the Kaaba is directly beneath the gate of heaven. The appearance of a black rock where there is no other black rock for hundreds of miles is supposed to be the proof.
Interestingly in Islam, Iblis (devil), an djinn (not angel), was cast out of heaven for not bowing to Adam. I recently saw a FB post arguing that this is proof that 5-times prayers are strictly mandatory.