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 No.318976

I wanted to infrom you that I was going to the sauna.

 No.318977

That's a pretty cool story, OP.


 No.318979

Will you share your sauna with any poor refugees?


 No.318982

gayest thing ever.


 No.318983

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Invite some Russians. They'll sure love it.


 No.318984

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I'm back. It was pretty hot in there. I sweat a bit. I also drank some cheap German lager. Overall, decent experience.

>>318977

Thanks.

>>318979

They'd just try to masturbate, but unlike German saunas, the heat is high enough to make erection and masturbation awfully laborous. They'd end up embarassing themselves.

>>318982

That wasn't very nice.

>>318983

Russians are pretty great to sauna with. Sauna competitions between Finns and Russians have long traditions. Late president Kekkonen (right in the picture) won many sauna bouts against Soviet delegates, the prize always being retaining Finnish independence.


 No.319017

>>318984

Do you sauna with women?

Isn't it awkward?


 No.319035

>>319017

this what if you get a boner and all the women are there and laugh

fug can't deal with that


 No.319036

>>319017

>>319035

>not looking at the most attractive woman right in the eyes and jerking off vigorously


 No.319052

>>319017

Why should nudity be awkward? Does having no clothes imply consent? Are you an American?

>>319035

Heating the sauna to a proper temperature fixes the erection problem for almost everyone except the horniest teenagers.

>>319036

This seems to be a Islamic societies.


 No.319062

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>>319052

>Why should nudity be awkward?

Because men and women are attracted to each other. There is sexual tension and connotation.

I just don't get the autism of certain peoples. You are reserved and have space issues, yet you sauna naked with strangers from the opposite sex.

Maybe that's why your blondies prefer southern Europeans, we are actually manly and pursue a woman properly, not being afraid of our urges, yet without being violent (unlike the disgusting rapefugees (may they all drown)).

We would not feel normal in that situation, it would be a foreplay situation, almost.

Now, we are not shitskins and would not abuse women, but a real man would feel the tension at the very least.

Young, sweaty chicks naked with you in an enclosed space? Nnnngh.

Now, some hipster/progessive/leftist faggots from around here might find it normal. But then again they are cucks which I hate almost as much as the rapefugees.

But still

Do you have funny sauna histories to tell?

It is awkward to look at a qt's naked body?


 No.319069

>>319052

>Why should nudity be awkward? Does having no clothes imply consent? Are you an American?

I don't find nudity akward, but if you are sitting beside a lot of hot women in the sauna, your benis is getting big :DDD


 No.319072

>>319052

sex excitement depends on upbringing and stuff. It depends on what is revealed and unrevealed, and circumstantially so too, etc etc. I think some american study found that even women get excited by seeing boobies these days.

At least for me I find tits and arse to be very boner inducing. But if you go to iran for instance, the guys there get excited even when a woman shows some hair, they call it hair cleavage.

At least for me, if I see naked girl in sauna, there would be guaranteed benis expansions :DDD


 No.319073

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>>319072

>benis expansions :DDD

>expansions

>2016

>not DLC

Get with the times m8


 No.319075

>>319062

As said, >>319072 if you don't think it as sexual, then it isn't. Getting turned on every time you see a naked female just isn't very practical if it happens commonly enough in non-sexual situations (which communal sauna should be, you southern rascals).

>Do you have funny sauna histories to tell?

Not really. Once in a student party, someone poured vodka in the water and/or stove and people in the sauna went into a really bad state.

>It is awkward to look at a qt's naked body?

>Finns

>looking at people


 No.319077

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>>319075

>Getting turned on every time you see a naked female just isn't very practical if it happens commonly enough in non-sexual situations

True. It wouldn't be practical, but it would still happen.

And I'm actually not a very obsessed guy in that sense, I mean I have friends who almost shout when they simply see a nice booty. And that I agree it's way too fucking much.

>Finns

>looking at people

It's just a totally diferent vibe. People just ignore eachother so it doesn't matter.

Seems very nice.

I kinda feel out of place here because people are supposed to be "social" or something.

I think I would feel better in a place where I could just be introverted and not lose out because of it.


 No.319131

>>319062

>Because men and women are attracted to each other

Women are not attracted to men. The only reason women ever put up with men is for security. Have you ever met a woman who said she is attracted to a man, except a hormonal teen? Didn't think so. Female sexuality is a myth. The only sexual women are lesbians, which is hot but they can never have real sex because there isn't any carnal penetration. As a straight man, I find the liberal idea that if an attractive woman willingly puts herself in a situation where she is at the mercy of men, she is still not "asking for it" absolutely fucking retarded. Every straight man will fuck a sexy woman whether she wants it or not, if it's a private situation where she can't get some beta faggot to "help" her. If you think that's rape, you should kill yourself because you're a gay beta faggot.


 No.319138

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 No.319143

>>319138

Her ideological resoning is shit but she's right. All women are either asexual or lesbians, there might be some psychologically damaged sluts that actually enjoy the pain of sex but they're a tiny minority.


 No.319148

Where the FUCK can you go to sauna with women? I've never even heard of that happening outside jokes. Is it a city thing? Here is no way you could EVER EVER go to sauna with women, it is every teen boy's wet dream but the dream is all it is. When you go to sauna with women, what do you talk or sit in the silence? Gender have different sauna for both and it is tradition that what is said in the sauna stay in the sauna, it is the only place you can tell another man you have the erection for his wife, or to reveal the secrets of your bedroom. Where do cityfags do it? Nowhere? Is this why there is so much rape in cities, that you can never open yourself to other men so your emotions go in the bottle? Is the sauna for cityfags a place to practice increased naked tolerance? Why? Do you get the boner every time you see nudity otherwise, like nudity and sex connect? Is it so hard to control the boner, you need to sandpaper it until soft? When I see attractive naked women, I do not become erect by automation. A pretty girl does not need nudity to erect the penis, the erection rises at her will. She does not have to show anything for real men to stand, the sex can be aroused from her essent itself. But a naked woman in the wrong state does not arouse erections, she can touch him but he does not stand because there is no sexual tension. She can arouse the tension, he can arouse the tension, but there is no tension if they don't arouse it. You don't need rocket science for this…


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 No.319167

>>319148

What, you never left your village? Even in spas unisex saunas aren't that uncommon. Not to mention saving money for parties by renting only one sauna.

That's a pretty weird assumption that if you can go to sauna with women you can never go without.


 No.319195

>>319148

This is now a copypasta meme


 No.319203


 No.319205

>>319167

>renting sauna

WHAT THE FUCK, you don't know WHO has sat where you sit before! It could be obese child rapist with bad hemmorides…

>>319195

No.


 No.319208

>>319205

>Where the FUCK can you go to sauna with women? I've never even heard of that happening outside jokes. Is it a city thing? Here is no way you could EVER EVER go to sauna with women, it is every teen boy's wet dream but the dream is all it is. When you go to sauna with women, what do you talk or sit in the silence? Gender have different sauna for both and it is tradition that what is said in the sauna stay in the sauna, it is the only place you can tell another man you have the erection for his wife, or to reveal the secrets of your bedroom. Where do cityfags do it? Nowhere? Is this why there is so much rape in cities, that you can never open yourself to other men so your emotions go in the bottle? Is the sauna for cityfags a place to practice increased naked tolerance? Why? Do you get the boner every time you see nudity otherwise, like nudity and sex connect? Is it so hard to control the boner, you need to sandpaper it until soft? When I see attractive naked women, I do not become erect by automation. A pretty girl does not need nudity to erect the penis, the erection rises at her will. She does not have to show anything for real men to stand, the sex can be aroused from her essent itself. But a naked woman in the wrong state does not arouse erections, she can touch him but he does not stand because there is no sexual tension. She can arouse the tension, he can arouse the tension, but there is no tension if they don't arouse it. You don't need rocket science for this…


 No.319257

>you will never go to a sauna in feenlund

>pekka will never laugh at your small cock

>he will never take you back to his place and fuck your virgin asshole

>>319148

Everything that you just wrote is correct, and mostly grammatically correct, but the choice of words makes it hilarious




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