/int/ - 72% opinion

Any other boards I should go to?

board of government affairs/ immigrations?

>>320545

What? The American just needs a 6 month visitor pass to be in the country and my letter of intent is to prove they will be taken care of while here. I don't know how to write it though and can't find anything on the government site or anywhere else.

>>320546

Don't you have 180 days visa free travel for tourism purposes? Why does he need a visa for 6 months?

>>320548

No, $400 was spent on a bus ticket, passport and everything was valid, they turned the American away anyways because "couldn't prove they weren't a drifter and would be able to support themselves while in Canada".

So letter of intent is to fix that bullshit so they let the American the fuck through.

I'm pretty pissed about and want to make sure things go through properly this time so I can be with my American friend.

>>320549

How. This sounds kind of strange.

Doesn't he have to write it himself, though?

>>320549

Keep it simple, like this:

[day & date]

To the border guard

I'm writing this letter to ask you to allow my American friend to enter Canada, I will provide him/her with accommodation, food, etc. Thank you for your co-operation

Signed

Canadian anon

>>320561

The date should be the date you wrote the letter, add more details to make it longer (longer = better) & don't forget to sign it with a pen to make it more formal

Oh and please replace "To the border guard" with "To the Authority of Canada-America border" or something

There is a reason why it's called letter of intent.

You obviously have to name some details about the purpose of the stay.

>>320577

Based on his flag, I'd say it is /cuteboys/ related

>>320577

Well the honest truth of it is that it's occult related and I'm trying to meet up with another practitioner.

I could easily fill out the whole thing with details of magickal evocation, hunting down elementals, psychic experiments, etc. but I don't think the border guard needs to know about any of this. It's a waste of time to talk about this shit with uninitiated people.

What kind of boring mundane shit could I fill the letter of intent up with?

They'd be staying over at my house and we'd read lots of books (border guard doesn't have to know what it is exactly we're studying, maybe I can just say "philosophy"), we'd shitpost on imageboards together, and we'll be doing tantric sex magick.

Uhhhh…

I don't know what to tell them.

>>320588

So at least I was right that you are a couple of faggots

Just write in the letter about how it is a religious thing, and being a religious minority in both the US and shithole socialist currentyear country you two decided to meet up and help each other to better understand your religion

This shit isn't hard for actual people, but you're Canadian so I thought I should spoonfeed you.

>>320590

I agree that Canadians aren't people.

Should I also put anything in there about her being my GF or would that actually complicate shit?

Would it also just be possible to write the whole thing as we are just friends who want to live together?

>>320591

I'm not all that sure, could work

Really I would ask other Canadians who have done this sort of thing before

>>320591

I'm not all that sure, could work

Really I would ask other Canadians who have done this sort of thing before

>>320591

>Dear border guard,

>May I humbly request you to allow my American friend to stay over at my house for a period of six months so that we could study philosophy and comparative religion as well as practice our faith as a religious minority in private without persecution. My friend will be taken care of by myself during the stay and I can guarantee that there will not be any kind of complications, and not only will I provide for her financially and feed her, I am also going to take care of her every need whether it be physical or psychological. It is a complicated issue whether the two of us are a couple, however I do believe that we have more in common than just friends. Whether that means she is my girlfriend or not, I cannot say for sure and so I humbly request that you would not display any prejudice in your decision on whether to allow her to stay with me or not based on relationship status.

>As I said, I will take care of her every need and that includes sexual needs. We have a sexual relationship, you see. My penis has seen the inside of her vagina numerous times and I am fairly certain that it will be inserted once again during this stay of hers. The penis will go into the vagina and we will both enjoy it just as much in equal proportions of time and effort, meaning that we are indeed a couple in terms of affection; but whether we are in love is a matter of debate as that would necessitate the definition of love for the purposes of this question. What is love? I will not hurt my baby. No more than I would hurt a fly. I do not hurt flies. But what is love? She does not hurt me, no more than she would hurt you. If this means we are in love and that we are lovers, then that is true. However if you consider that love is an emotion that bypasses all other emotions, then it would also bypass the law. If that was the case then I would not be writing this letter to you to ask whether or not she can stay with me for six months, I would smuggle her into the country and we would live together for the rest of our lives until the border guard would bust us and even then we would remember each other for the rest of our lives in our solitary confined prison cells. Would we? I cannot say for sure and as such I am not certain whether we are in love, if we are lovers or not.

>This should not complicate the process as it has no effect on the provision of care for her from my part, indeed it would only mean that I am even more likely to take care of her needs because I cannot know whether we will become romantically involves as well or if we will break our relationship. Thus I humbly request you to allow her to stay with me for six months so that we can study philosophy and comparative religion while practicing our faith as we are a religious minority and are afraid of persecution within the USA and would much prefer to do so in the privacy of my home in Canada.

>Sincerely, [name].

>signature

>>320596

I hurt flies though…

and ummm she is my girlfriend, the only thing in question really is if we'll decide to legally marry each or not later

Also making the suggestion I might do anything illegal such as smuggling to the border guard, regardless of the context, seems like it's asking for trouble.

Would it actually help at all for me to mention if I've fugged her or not?

There is really no question of us not being in love with each other.

I only suggested that maybe I should write it up as if was merely case of friends wanting to live together, in case the borderguard might be inclined to prevent two lovers from coming together…

One more thing, if I mention we're going to study philosophy and comparative religion, would they ask for proof and about in what way this study would be done? They might think it's a student/university thing when it's not and that could complicate shit don't you think? Should I make it clear we're just studying that stuff independent of university/college stuff?

>>320596

10/10

>occult thing

>can't write a letter

>doesn't understand basic instructions

>has to bring up and care for some dumb yank to get any pussy

We've got pretty good public schools. Why don't you check one out sometime?

>>320600

>Would it actually help at all for me to mention if I've fugged her or not?

Bragging about sex is lame. I fugged a qt Crimean Tatar grill last night. With my penis. In her pussy.

>>320630

Fuck off you Canadian filth. Why can't all you other Canadians just die already? I hate Canadians. Schools don't teach you how to import American blondies into your country. You should thank me for trying to increase the number of white people in this country but you're probably too busy taking ISIS rapefugee cock to care.

>>320629

I know man. Giving a Germanic white girl such a hard time when she already has her passport and stuff, meanwhile ISIS and shitskins get in no problem.

>>320640

I'm talking about purely as in "what will get her across the border". I respect celibacy and don't like to talk about sex.

>>320640

>Crimean Tatar

No race mixing then. Good choice.

jk

>>320642

>I respect celibacy and don't like to talk about sex.

Have you ever had sex with a qt Crimean Tatar grill? If not, would you? If not, why not? Because your gf wouldn't like it? What if she was ok with you fugging a qt Crimean Tatar grill? What if you could have a threesome with a qt Crimean Tatar grill?

>>320644

>No race mixing then.

What do you talk about? I'm a semi-Turkic myself, not Tatar. I don't even want kids with anyone so race mixing is not in the equation.

>>320647

I said I was joking in the spoiler.

I was making the good old:

>slavs

>white

>>320648

I'm only a semi-Slavic though.

>>320640

>>320644

>>320647

>>320648

>>320650

I want to fug a Crimean Tatar grill…

>>320647

I am blonde haired, blue eyed, 6'4" and my gf is blonde haired, blue eyed, 5'4".

I don't wanto fug any subhumans. Only the very best of Germanic or Nordic grills are even worthy of consideration.

I'm probably going to have to use >>320596 with a few modifications. I really don't know what a letter of intent is supposed to be like but what I have so far is probably way too sparse on details. I don't know what sort of details they'd be looking for. For all I know, maybe what I've written is actually enough already, despite being barely anything.

>>320679

>Only the very best of Germanic or Nordic grills

>Germanic or Nordic

>or

>or

>>320682

?

>>320698

It's tautological.

>>320700

Well not exactly, but it'd be like saying 'birds or chicken'.

One is a sub-group of the other.

>>320702

Which one is the subgroup?

>>320679

Are Kazan Tatar, Crimean Tatar and Finnish Tatar mutually intelligible? Wikipedia says they're not but they look very similar so I wonder why they wouldn't be. Do they sound very different?

>>320737

Didn't mean to reply to anyone in particular…

>>320713

Oh lawdy, I should just link the border guard to this thread, and make them laugh. I'm not sure if they have humour though. Ah well.

>>320763

They may even arrest you for visiting a fascist hate speech site.

>>320713

pure gold

Dear Canada:

My oppressed American lover is currently seeking to flee his country in order to enjoy the true freedom our government provides for all Canadians. In America he is beat daily for having an "online internet boyfriend faggot" and is raped by white men daily to "fuck him straight". Please consider helping this man allowing him to enter our progressive and tolerant country, thank you.

>>320642

I have an idea!

Just paint yourself brown, write "Fiki Fiki" on the letter, and deliver it by hand.

Success garanteed.

>>320799

For added effectiveness, do it in Muslim dress

>>320799

>>320800

These dubs don't lie.

>>320764

Well that's rather sobering.

tfw my letter of intent is still really fucking short and I still don't know what to write in

Maybe I should mention that if she ever needs to return to America I will also pay for that too?

I wonder if I should word it "if she needs to return" or "when she is to return".

Since "if" suggests I'm keeping her here forever… and it's only a 6 month pass she's getting.

I should also add probably into the letter of intent that I am to take care of her for 6 months. I should probably be specific about that?

Feburary 16th, 2016

To the Canadian Border Services Agency

I'm writing this letter to ask you to allow my American girlfriend to enter Canada, I will provide her with accommodation, food, etc. for the full duration of her stay in Canada for the full six months. Thank you for your co-operation.

Signed,

Canadian anon

God damn it I don't know what else to add to make this longer.

>>320808

Well, girlfriend adds to the intent and reason for the stay. So I'd keep it.

>>320817

Ok. Does the border guard encourage romance between Americans and Canadians I wonder? Hmmmm…

Welp I'm just going to deliver my very short letter of intent on Monday and take a second paper and a quality pen with me in case I need to write another one by hand that is better.

>>320895

Don't forget to make a follow-up thread after the border crossing.

If there is one thing that I hate the most on the Internet then it's people who don't feed back after havign received advice.

>>320897

Oh if you're actually interested in that, sure, I will. Pics and all too.

>>320898

Post pics of your gf pls, preferably lewd things but qt uguu~ would be ebin too tbh. The way I imagine her, she's very kawaii desu and I would know if I'm right or wrong.

>>320967

Posting her pics would give Trudeau's boys a much easier time identiying you.

Do you really want anyone knowing you visit this Cambodian toy board?

>>320974

Hmmm you are right! She also doesn't like pictures taken and doesn't like them being shared. So, ummm… best not to do that.

>>320737

That's a difficult question it depends on personal opinion and exposure. I can't answer it because my Tatar skills are not great, I'm not any kind of Tatarologist, so I can only generally tell you how I see the mutual intelligibility with Turkic languages in general and hopefully do an ok job at translating the same sentence into the different Tatar languages, as well as other Turkic languages that I grasp some bits closer.

Turkic languages in general have pretty good mutual intelligibility especially in writing but it's not always easy, and there are so many branches that have interacted with different languages and have loanwords and other influence. For example I can understand Kazakh and Kyrgyz fairly well, Bashkir and Kazan Tatar a bit worse, Crimean Tatar and Uzbek not as much, Azerbaijani and Uyghur even less, Turkish and Turkmen are difficult, yet I understand Tuvan and even Yakut better from more exposure. Even as a native speaker of one of the Altai languages (or dialects for convenience), some other dialects are incomprehensible to me as they have other influences. It's roulette with Turkic languages and mutual intelligibility, I've heard some say that Tuvan for example is closer to Mongolian than any Turkic language, I don't think so personally but as a result of the geographical proximity to it and Mongolian, the common ground is like a third language. But some words mean totally different things and often treacherously similar words mean similar enough things to understand but then another word in a sentence can change the whole thing and you could end up telling somebody that you want their mother to die in a fire or some other unpleasant.

Take the simple sentence that leaves little room for the larger differences. Literally "a man dies, so he goes to a grave." But I can't guarantee anything beyond Blue Altaic and Kazakh being 100% correct. I'm not even going to try bothering with Northern Altai dialects, like I said the dialects are more different than some languages and the inadequate division to south and north is very ridiculous. There should be at least a division into northwest, northeast, southwest and southeast. The dialect I speak, "Blue Altaic" is southeastern by such division.

Blue Altaic: Адам өлды, дийм эр хөрге барад.

Kazakh: Адам өледі, демек ол қабірге барады.

Kyrgyz: Адам өлөт, демек ал көргө барып.

Kazan Tatar: Адәм үләр, димәк ул барыр кабергә.

Crimean Tatar: Адам оьлир, боьйл о къаберге кетер.

Finnish Tatar: Адам өләр, димәк ул барыр кәбиргә.

Altai Tatar: Адәм өлер, демек о барыр кебергә.

Bashkir: Кеше үлер, димәҡ ул ҡәбергә керер.

Tuvan: Кижи өлүр, ынчангаш эр хөөрге баар.

For comparison,

Mongolian: Хүн үхэх, тийм булшийг тэр нь явах болно.

>>321201

Kyrgyz is ok too if you do not care of style. I will add more translations in this blank style used but people trying to learn must remember the pronoun is not so obliged and different word orders and endings can happen in reality.

Uzbek: Одам ўлади, натижада у қабрга кетади.

Azeri: Адам өләр, нəтиҹəдə о ҝәбрә гедәҹәк.

I tried these non-Turkic but they maybe wrong:

Kurdish: Инсан дьмьрә, нәтищәдә әԝ дьчә ль нав горе.

Finnish: Ихминен куолее, сиис хән хаутаан мени.

Hungarian: Ембер мегхал, езеерт өө гөдөрбе менй.

>>321233

Are you the same Kyrgyz that posted here like a year ago freaking out that the world was going to end over a fucking sinkhole?

>>321284

Isn't Borat tier a good tier though?

>>321286

Borat tier is best tier tbh.

>>321233

>Ихминен куолее, сиис хән хаутаан мени.

>куолее

>present tense

>мени

>past tense

So… he buries himself alive? :DDDD Cyrillic is breddy ebin btw tbh. I like it, but a superior Finnish Cyrillic alphabet exists. Anyway, here's the sentence fixed. It's still awkward as fuck but keeping it simple seems to be the point, so yeah.

Іхмінэн куолээ, сіттэн хән мэнээ хаутаан.

>>321282

Yes… but it wasn't just the sinkhole I freaked out about, it was the gas or smoke that came out of it that made some people and animals sick. There was also a bright flash of light that probably was really a meteor, but I was afraid some an ufo crashed in the hole, bringing us alien disease.

>>321348

Thank you for correcting the sentence. I have attempted to translate in more languages:

Uyghur: Адәм өлди, демек у қәбриғә бари.

Tajik: Инсон мемирад, натиҷа вай дар қабр рафта.

Estonian: Инимэнэ сурэб, сээга сээс та хауд ләхэб.

Turkish: Адам өлдү, демек о кабриде гитти.

>>321482

It takes a special kind of snowflake to mistake a sinkhole for a crater and a meteor for a spaceship and then draw the conclusion that an alien virus has been released.

>>321507

I knew it was a Persian loan but not that it was originally Arabic… I feel so good about the fact my language uses the superior хөр. I looked up this, and apparently көр is usable in Kazakh too, can't recall hearing it used by Kazakhs though.

This thread has been so derailed,

I DECLARE THIS A TRANSLATION THREAD!

Could someone translate the same sentence into Persian and Arabic? And Slavic languages?

Russian: Человек умирает, затем он направляется к могиле.

>>321633

L'homme mourra, ensuite il entrera dans la tombe.

>>321682

>that, too, is a Persian loanword

How the actual hell…? What did the ancestors before Iranian influence call graves? Or were the "sky funerals" so much more common in those days that no word for grave was even necessary?

>>321708

>French

>>321708

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>>322996

I have no idea, but I tried to look it up and came up with:

>Proto-Turkic "üŋ-" = dig/hole

From which Kazakh үңгір, etc. come from. Doesn't mean a grave at least in Kazakh, but I googled some possible variants and apparently in some language it does because I got some graves with one of the searches. Unfortunately I forgot which and I couldn't find it again, nor did I find out which language it was… the site was .ru though I think, might've been Yakut or something.

>>321633

Belarusian: Чалавек памірае, затым ён накіроўваецца ў магілы.