/int/ - 72% opinion

ignore it

>successful

this is a meme invented by various enemies of Australia, in order to focus the true cobber's energy on rising above the hoi polloi.

But in reality, the Australian is part of the hoi polloi. There is no point rising above them, it's meaningless to expend vast amounts of energy to try and become exalted - you'll only tire yourself in the process with only a slim chance of "making it". And then what?

Besides, to be Australians is to have already obtained status as a superior being. This is evident in the Australians… well, everything. His speech, humour, shitposting skills, even his inventions are unprecedented, unmatched. The Australian's mass-produced beer, VB, is better than any other produced in the world, judged to be a top drop by many blind trials.

"Successful" is to rise above the average. But we can't all be Bradman or Kylie. Those people are just different to the rest of us, I wouldn't beat yourself up over it.

Beauty and success are all maya. The more you run after them, the further away they will appear. Do the thing you are good at, partake hashish and be happy.

Learn to do coding. That shit can make you bank and you don't have to look good, you don't have to be personally appealing and you don't need to do heavy lifting. If you're stupid on top off those other three then I don't know what to say.

You live in a first world. If you have a shitter than flushes, a bed without insect infestation and can purchase bread year round you live more comfy than 99 percent of people who have lived on this earth including various kings and whatnot. Smoke some kush and chill brah it's what I do. It's like I say, money/power doesn't make you happy, weed does.