PHISIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT: I REFUSE TO TAKE MORE SHITS.

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PHISIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT: I REFUSE TO TAKE MORE SHITS. Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 03:59:46 No.321981

I will deliberately stop defecating for as long as I can. Will provide updates and comments.

Pic somewhat related.

Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 16:29:13 No.322024

Are you not going to shit anymore? You shold buy a buttplug.

Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 16:31:53 No.322026

Dont do it.

I did it as a nine year old due to a bad diet (lotsa junkfood+carottejuice) and it ended in the mother of forced shits and an anal fissure.

Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 16:34:23 No.322027

Shitting out literally log sized shits is amazing. Its like getting raped from the inside.

Anonymous 03/05/16 (Sat) 06:09:43 No.322238

Any updates, OP?

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 00:32:10 No.322307

>>321981

Just eat MREs

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 00:41:03 No.322309

You don't have the willpower fam.

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 01:26:56 No.322320

>>321981

So you are going to transform into a reverse Indian?

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 04:57:44 No.322325

>>322320

Nah, a reverse Indian would suck shit into his asshole

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 05:31:13 No.322327

>>322325

I kek'd.

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 13:57:38 No.322353

I find this thread deeply offensive

t. indian

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 15:26:32 No.322361

>>322353

OP is dead?

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 15:27:34 No.322362

>>322361

Presumably yes.

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 20:53:01 No.322383

>>322353

I'm offensive and I find this very indian.

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 21:00:39 No.322384

I pooped

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 21:08:24 No.322385

>>322384

5 DAYS THE MADMAN

Anonymous 03/07/16 (Mon) 03:33:42 No.322425

the end of your bowel can stretch like a balloon and stay that way, creating a pocket where shit accumulates

the longer shit stays inside you, the more water it loses as it gets reabsorbed into your body.

If your shit loses too much water, it can get stuck in long solid icicle in your intestine and you will need parts of your bowel removed.

Anonymous 03/07/16 (Mon) 04:18:52 No.322433

>>322425

You sure do know a lot about poo

Anonymous 03/07/16 (Mon) 05:06:11 No.322438

>>322433

i've heard the UK is full of indians now

Anonymous 03/07/16 (Mon) 11:22:17 No.322454

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>>322438

They invaded us with their cannons and Red Coats.

We invaded them with our curries and Shit Skins.

(Actually, majority of the migrants in UK are Polish.)

Anonymous 03/07/16 (Mon) 13:15:26 No.322460

>>322454

WE EARNED IT

WE WUZ BEST PILOTS IN THE BATTLE OF BRITAIN AND KUUURWA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-British_personnel_in_the_RAF_during_the_Battle_of_Britain#Poland

also

>In all, 30 Polish airmen were killed during the Battle. One of them died at the hands of an angry crowd in east London. He had baled out of his fighter and landed, injured in Wapping. His incoherent rambling was mistaken for German and he was set-upon by the people who had gathered round him. They were incensed by recent Nazi raids on civilian targets, but he was a member of the RAF.

Christ, is there a more ungrateful nation on this planet than those dumb bongs

Anonymous 03/07/16 (Mon) 14:07:36 No.322463

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>>322454

Anonymous 03/07/16 (Mon) 16:06:41 No.322468

>>322454

>(Actually, a plurality of the migrants in UK are Polish.)

ftfy. According to your chart, still less than 50% of the immigrants are Polish. I'm kind of surprised how high the US and Germany are on that list, though.

Anonymous 03/07/16 (Mon) 16:15:32 No.322469

>>322468

They can't come back.

Anonymous 03/07/16 (Mon) 16:37:48 No.322470

>>322469

I just don't get why they'd choose the UK. The English-speaking thing obviously plays into it, but other than that, I don't really see the appeal. It's crowded, the weather's not remarkable, and it seems like the place is pretty expensive.

Why not New Zealand? Or Australia? Or Canada?

Anonymous 03/08/16 (Tue) 15:28:44 No.322604

>>321981

Dear Pajeet

How do I convince my family not to visit poo capital for vacation?

Anonymous 03/08/16 (Tue) 16:42:17 No.322607

>>322604

Tell them you may die of heat stroke there.

Anonymous 03/08/16 (Tue) 20:45:49 No.322630

>>322604

Tell them that they should go to Best Korea instead.