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 No.322332

i know it's fun to make fun of america, but this was my experience last few days

>drive down to phoenix AZ on business

>going to pick up 5,000lb of neodymium magnets/aircraft parts

>shipping to Calgary would over $10k and take at least 30 days

>not looking forward to the trip

>everyone tells me americans are rude and self-centered

>"don't mention your from canada, nobody will respect you"

>finally get passport in the mail and head-out

Day 1

>Stop for gas in Montana

>jacked Jeep with monster sticker pulls up at the pump behind me

>dontmakeeyecontact.png

>Manlet in wife beater gets out and starts to fill

>looks at my license plate

>"You from Edmonton?"

>fuck

>"n-no, c-calgary"

>"oh yea, I got family up there, sucks what's happening with your economy"

>"yea, its pretty rough"

>"well, mabye that justin kid you elected can put your economy back together, though from what I heard sounds like he couldn't put a ikea table back together"

>taken aback I keked

>"Probably not"

>"well, anyway, stay strong man, it will all get better"

>I finished filling, payed, and set out again

>the guy gave me thumbs up and a smile as I drove off

 No.322334

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Day 3

>at restaurant in Utah

>very small town

>gps told me to drive down train tracks

>lost

>sitting at booth looking at the map on my phone

>waitress comes over

>cute 7.5/10 with freckles

>"hey there, what can i get you?"

>"oh!, um i'll have the BLT with the side of…"

>"whatcha looking at?"

>"p-pardon?"

>she walked around and looked over my shoulder

>"having trouble finding your way?"

>"um….yea, i'm a bit lost"

>"HEY DAD! COME OUT HERE FOR A SEC!"

>"don't worry, we'll get you straightened out no problem"

>big man wearing a white apron with a zztop beard in a hair net waddles out of the kitchen

>"Hey there! what can i do for ya?"

>before I could answer

>"he's a bit lost, where are you looking for?"

>"um, arizona"

>the 2 of them laugh

>"well depending on where you are coming from you might have missed it!"

>i let out a nervous chickle

>"don't you worry we'll get you flying straight again, did Marzie take your order?"

>"um, yea, BLT with house salad"

>"Say no more, i'll get on that and Marzie, be a dear and grab a map"

>before i could think Marzie had a map in hand

>she spread it out on the table and sat beside me

>not 5 minutes later, i had my food and Dean (the father) was sitting across from me pointing out every possible way i could get to Phoenix short of tunneling

>the sandwich was fucking fantastic, at least 6 strips of bacon per sandwich on garlic bread

>When they heard I was from canada, Dean told me a story about some combat training he had in BC where his squad got lost in a snowstorm and a nice farming couple put up all 15 of them for 2 nights while the blizzard passed. and when there superior came to pick them up the farming couple were so nice he didn't even reprimand them.

>When i left, Marzie boxed up the salad i didn't finish and hand wrote directions on the top of the to-go box.

>some of the nicest people I have ever met

>My side salad had slivers of raw potato in it

>still good though


 No.322335

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Day 5

>In arizona

>no issues with anybody

>Get to the Aviation warehouse

>Walk in and present paperwork

>"Ah, yes! Anon, we've been expecting you. if you will just pull around to the loading dock well get you on your way"

>"sure thing"

>i drive around, but quickly realise the loading bay is setup for 18wheelers, and i'm towing a trailer behind my truck.

>"yea, i don't think this is going to work"

>"hey, don't sweat it anon. Hey Carol, Phill!"

>"come give us a hand!"

>the 4 of us over 2 hours then moved by hand 2 and a half tons of aviation equipment into the back of the trailer.

>not a peep of complaint

>not even a sigh of exhaustion

>as we moved the crates, we talked at length about politics and the economy

>after we were all finished, I offered to buy the guys lunch since they helped me out so much

>"oh that's not necessary, we'll pay our own way, do you like chinese?"

>so we all went out for a late lunch

>turns out, none of them liked any of the candidates for presidency

>"ill tell you this much, if it comes down to trump vs hillary, i'm voting trump"

>"i dont give a shit what my wife says"

>after we got back, the guys showed me around the factory and talked at length about the military contracts they get and how they "would probibly go to get-mo" for what they told me.

the chinese food gave me the shits, but that's normal


 No.322337

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Day 7

>8:00 at night

>i tried to hit all the army surplus stores I could find along the way

>day and a half late getting back (according to my boss)

>driving back through Idaho

>breaks have been making funny noises

>truck is painfully underpowered for what i'm towing and the assisted brakes on the trailer were not working well enough

>start smelling burning and pull over

>smoke coming from under the wheel wells

>awfuck.png

>a minute or so later a highway patrol car drove past, pulled a u, and parked in front of my truck

>the officer came walking over resting his hand on his sidearm

>awfuck^2.png

>"Um, hi, sorry about stopping here i am just having brake problems"

>he waked over to the wheel arches and took a look

>"hmm, i'd say so"

>"if you just give me a minute i'm sure i can get moving again soon"

>"yeaaaa, I can't let you do that"

>awfuck^3.png, i'm going to get shot

>"not in good conscience at least, the road gets treturious up ahead and I would hate if you got hurt and i didn't stop you"

>"oh, um, ok?"

>"here follow me nice and slow, ill get you to the town just up the road"

>we drove at 20mph for about half an hour to get to a small town

>I parked out front of a mechanics and the trooper gave me a lift to a nearby bed and breakfast run by his parents.

>"Hey ma, anon here had some car troubles, do you think you can put him up for the night?

>"oh of course! c'mon in! Are you hungry?"

>"um, a little bit thanks"

>"ill give you a lift in the morning back to your truck and well see about getting you back track. Bye Ma!"

>the trooper left

>Even though the couple had had already eaten (and completely ignoring my polite requests to not trouble themselves) the 2 of them made me a pot of beef stew and several pieces of homemade bread

>even kept me company while i ate

>Apparently neither of them had been to canada, except on their honeymoon to niagara falls

>they had been together for 36 years now

>afterwords I took a shower and went to bed

>best sleep I had all trip

>In the morning, i got up to pancakes, hash browns, and bacon

>at about 10:00 the trooper showed up to pick me up

>I practically had to force money into the old couples hands for putting me up for the night

>they refused to take more than $75 even thouh I was offering $150

>and they gave me a tin of ginger snaps before I could object further

>we drove back to the mechanics where my truck was already up on jacks

>there was no serious damage, but apparently the plug from the truck to the trailer had a broken pin in it and that's why the electric brakes weren't working properly

>by the time i had gotten there the mechanic was just getting ready to replace the plug

>I was on the road again at 11:30 and it only cost me $20 for the replacement and $15 for the time

>even refilled my windshield washer fluid

the gingersnaps were delicious, but so strong they actually warmed/burned my insides


 No.322338

I got home yesterday

Seriously, i had a fantastic time!

everyone I met was nice, even when i stopped at walmart.

i was never talked down to or mocked for being canadian like everyone would told me i would.

if anything, people were more friendly after finding out.

I have no idea why americans are so heavily chastised around the world or on this board!

and yea, there were a lot of fatties, but i can't fault them because they were nice people!

the whole trip cost a little over $1100 and i enjoyed 10x more than the fucking curse i took with my family, and that was like $6500 per person!

Next time i get some time off, i'm definitely going back.


 No.322339

>>322332

You got lucky Canada-friend. Go to any big American city on the east coast that has niggers. It is a fucking shit hole. Niggers ruin everything. Disgusting savages. The White Americans in the country and the middle of the USA are very nice and hospitable. The west and east coasts of the USA are complete dogshit because of libshits, niggers and spics


 No.322340

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>>322332

I'm glad you experienced the beauty that is White America. We need the race war soon or it will be lost forever


 No.322341

I can't wait until we get a northern wall to keep you faggots out.


 No.322348

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>>322341

Why a northern wall?

Emperor Dolan should just annex Canada and gas Trudeau and his ilk.


 No.322371

Overall all of America is shit tier but each state has its perks tbh.


 No.322372

Overall all of America is greater than your cunt tier but each state has its own downfalls, especially certain liberal states.


 No.322377

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I've literally never been east of the Rockies. I don't know what America is like


 No.322386

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>>322348

Careful there Felipe,

Trump's new wall will make the drugs trade all but impossible. then you and your 20y/o mom will be out of a job, and she'll have to go back to giving R$5.00 handies to the indigen outback the gunrunners place.


 No.322387

>ITT: Things that never happened


 No.322411

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Well, americans are friendly but they're noticeably less polite. I guess you sort of trade one for another. There's really not that much difference, I think it's just a goof.

One thing that's definitely true is the fat thing. I don't care what the statistics say, there's at least 10x more obese people down there. It's fucking horrifying.

nice story pal, official thread song has to be this though

do you know any good ranges around here? There was a nice free one out in k-country but it got shut down


 No.322434

>>322386

wow, sure ur not an auzziecunt?


 No.322436

pro american shills are typing hard.




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