No.322502
>be in uni
>exchange program with the UK
>we go to swansea
>third day
>the host family makes dinner
>go to dinner table
>the ungodly sight of pic related is casted before me
i tried to be polite and forced myself to eat a bit of it and thanked for the food, but god dammit. having this piece of shit in my mouth while not throwing up were the hardest 3 seconds of my life. WHAT is WRONG with you britbongs??
No.322506
>>322502
>implying germans have good food
No.322507
>>322502
>can't even eat a fuckin fish pie
Would you prefer some heavily processed german gourmet pork? Maybe wash it down with a lovely german wine?
No.322508
>>322507
>Would you prefer some heavily processed german gourmet pork?
We eat raw pork, actually.
No.322512
>>322508
We eat jellied eels.
No.322513
>>322506
>implying they don't
I bet you've never eaten properly prepared sausage and sauerkraut, where you have a bunch of bacon and caraway seed and apple and onion and garlic- where you end up steaming the whole thing together and then eat it with some spicy mustard, toast (usually of a wheat-rye bread), and a dark lager.
Shit's good, yo.
That being said, I see no reason to criticize fish and chips.
No.322514
Germanic peoples have poor culinary skills
t. bastard latin
No.322516
>>322513
I went to germany for the new year and i ate a huge plate of those sausages.
poor cuisine.
No.322517
>>322515
>implying that isn't good
now lets see what traits this dish has
practical
crunchy
carbohydrate filled
better than eating bread as is
uses 3 pieces (in case you have just 3 left)
far better than any chataeu javre le poutine de kdahgnklhnsklhgn bullshit that you can only get in a restaurant for 300 dollars and only get bullshit portions of it. i dont need a thousand ingredients to make myself a toast sandwich
No.322518
>>322507
you talk as if it is something bad. a normal human shouldn't be able to digest this ungodly fish cake, let alone enjoy it. absolutely horrible. good tea, good tobacco product and good bevearges in england, but the actual food is third world tier.
>>322515
what is this? whole grain bread embedded in toast? jesus almighty.
No.322519
>>322516
If you just eat the sausage by itself (depending on the variety of sausage) then it might be somewhat bland. Sausage isn't meant to be consumed in a vacuum though.
No.322525
>>322517
it looks supremely bland and tedious
the pinnacle of germanic cuisine
No.322539
>>322502
How could anyone think of sticking a fish into a pie, completely barbaric. Just the sight of it is hideous, those 4 guys there staring at you, encased in pie while you eat away their bodies.
>>322515
bread and water, the recipe for good concentration
No.322540
You should be accustomed to eating shit by now my Turkic friend.
No.322548
I went to Britain to meet my Grandfather and cousins. they said they were going to get me a "fish supper". they brought back about 20 pieces of deep fried stuff in various shapes. It was mostly different kinds of meats and vegetables deep fried. Im surprised everyone there isn't America tier fat.
No.322549
>>322517
>""""""dish""""""
>>322539
>""""""recipe""""""
No.322550
>>322515
IT'S LITERALLY BREAD
JUST BREAD
No.322551
>>322548
It's because they don't eat their own food
No.322600
>>322539
>bread and water, the recipe for good concentration camps
No.322622
>>322548
There isn't much to digest when you vomit after every second dinner.
No.322628
>>322502
Who the FUCK puts fish in a fucking cake?
There's nothing better than dried and salted cod tbh
No.322637
>>322628
Salted cod tastes like hypertension.
No.322639
I can forgive the English for their food for one simple reason.
Bloaters are one of the finest foods known to man, and you would have to be a cunt not to appreciate their greasy, salty, smoky goodness. They are on par with Burgers for food of the Gods, and with the right beer they can even surpass them.
No.322652
I agree, but I prefer frozen cod because lazyness.
No.322653
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No.322684
>>322628
>cake
Anyway it's there for the oils. We don't actually eat heads like you "people"
No.322700
>>322515
I'm a britbong and I assure anyone here that this isn't a real thing
No.322708
>>322637
It tastes good.
>>322652
>>322653
It's worth the extra effort. It tastes so good, it's like you're eating porn.
>>322684
If it's a big fish, we eat the head yes.
We also eat sheep head(Not really, I haven't tried it), but I've heard that the eye tastes good.
No.322715
No.322719
>>322700
Actually, I know someone from tup north who fries the bread in dripping rather than plain toaste. It's apparently very common up there, a favourite among coal miners and the general poor.
No.323374
>>322515
Britbong food: the picture
>toast sandwich
No.323405
THEY SPREAD LITERAL SHIT ON TOAST
SEND HELP
No.323406
>>323405
>>323405
The sheer stench of the cooking is making my images not post
Or maybe thats just boiling disks
For real though, every single restaurant is either an Italian or and Indian loo or a Chinese, American fast food chains and I've even seen a Canadian styled bar. The only 'English restaurants' are the pubs but you're not supposed to really eat there, just drown your hatred of Margaret Thatcher.
No.323409
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No.323491
Beans on toast is underrated tbh
No.323502
>>322508
Do you want to shit out a snake? Because it's happening, it might take a year or 10 but a kilometer long parasite is coming out of your butthole
No.323539
>>322502
mmm looks delicious
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No.323620
>>322628
Very true, my cod slave.
No.323627
>>323620
You pay us good for the fish, ja?
No.323637
What's wrong with a good shepherd's pie? Or roast beef and potatoes? Beats battenburg, mechanically extracted meat and whatever other disgusting shit you krauts eat. About the only thing you do well is beer, and gassing Jews.