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 No.323363

I just learnt what a "sloppy joe" is and have eaten four large ones now

fuggggg muh belly

thank you based america, truly our greatest ally

 No.323379

sloppy joe > meat pie


 No.323393

>>323363

God-tier food:

German food

Shit-tier food:

burger & bong food

~~meh food

other nations foods


 No.323422

>>323393

The other way around though tbh kid


 No.323424

>>323393

>German food

Completely agree. I love doner :3


 No.323456

>>323393

American food is just refined German food.

Hot dog = superior sausage


 No.323460

>>323456

hot dog is shit compared to a bratwurst im brötchen


 No.323488

>>323460

"shit" or not, it's still more refined


 No.323497

>>323488

But not better


 No.323501

>>323497

if by "better" you mean more refined, then yes it is


 No.323509

wow, you are all fucking murder-eating arseholes! Think about the innocent cows you've betrayed to eat your food


 No.323510

vegan sausages don't even taste that bad


 No.323516

>>323510

Yeah they are faggot


 No.323545

>>323393

I hear that jaegerschnitzel, home fries, gurkensalat and sauerkraut is God-tier. Speitzi to drink as well


 No.323552

>>323545

Or you can stop being such a jerrycuck and enjoy a chicken fried steak, mash potatoes and redeye gravy, peas and carrots, and a nice breakfast beer.


 No.323573

>>323393

>german food

>god-tier


 No.323618

>>323573

Yeah, I wouldn't call it god-tier, but it's not bad. I actually enjoy sauerkraut.

Tex-mex food is superior to all. I could eat that shit all day and not get the shits.


 No.323621

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Cajun food > all else

tbh lads


 No.323624

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>>323621

>Diarrhea on a plate

>Superior to PNW cooking

Shiggy enjoy your niggers and hurricanes


 No.323649

>>323621

Correct.


 No.323679

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sweden wins


 No.323686

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>>323679

Holy shit

I didn't think it was possible to post a series of pics that would completely encapsulate a nations character, but I guess I was wrong.

You are what you eat, and judging by those pics you are all faggots and cuckolds being lead by (((nose))) of your femicunt wives.

Tell me is this authentic swedish cooking, and if so is Somali semen like in the third pic a traditional ingredient?


 No.323690

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>god tier

Netherlands morocco Lebanon india

>meh tier

us france china

>shit tier

uk indonesia japan


 No.323695

How is it possible that the US has decent food yet Brit food is so bad in comparison?

Also, German food is decent but Germans have a problem if they think that mustard should taste sweet.


 No.323697

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>>323695

Because we took the good except Yorkshire Pudding, that shit is awesome and more Amerifats need to eat more of it. We also got rid of the bad i.e. boiled meat and toast sandwiches. Country breakfast, what the English call a fry up, is the one thing we took one to one. Fried bacon, mushrooms, blood pudding, and beans on toast are GOAT tier breakfast though. I also wish kippers were more of a thing here. They are so god damned delicious but every time I eat them my fellow fat people complain about the smell. A fried tomato and kipper all forked up for a single bite are godly delicious. Ya'll need to get a grip on grits though. If the English embraced grits their breakfast game could be stepped up ninefold.

Thank God I am not a muslim, jew, or german. Pork is what make breakfast great. When you add a little snownigger into it and drizzle maple syrup on the bacon and sausage you are in flavor town.

What is Bulgar breakfast like? Ya'll are muzzies, right? I can't imagine a breakfast without pork and beer.


 No.323701

>>323697

Actually, Bulgaians are mostly a mashup of Greeks, Slavs and Bulgars. We're an orthodox Christian country. There are a lot of Turks in certain areas but it's mostly Christians here.

Now food wise, pork is in the center of our food. We eat a lot of pork related stuff. Breakfasts are kinda varied but you can go to a lot of fast food places that have pretty good food. There's hot dogs that have bacon or ham instead of a dog. There's toasties ( тостери ) that have chicken nuggets, ham, a type of salami called луканка or with a burger. Now the most classic thing you can get is a banica ( баница ) with cheese which is pretty tasty. There's also the typical McDonalds but there isn't one around my area.


 No.323702

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>>323701

Pic related is banica you can get at a bakery type place


 No.323704

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>>323702

Damn son, that looks hella savory. I am thinking it has a buttery rich eggy flavor? Ya'll need to throw bacon bits, sausage links, or smoked ham on that.

Ya'll should try making chicken fried steak and gravy for breakfast one day. It is American as fuck and awesome.

What style of beer do you have with breakfast? Or are you coffee people?

Shit why does eastern Europe look prettier and prettier every day? You all would probably love coming up here to eastern Oregon and enjoying good food, good woods, and nice weather.

What is the weather like there? We never get above 90 or below 40. One of the few benefits of living in a rainforest. The downside is the constant overcast and drizzle.


 No.323705

>>323624

Hey man, I grew up in the PNW, so no hate there, but besides smoked salmon, I don't think that we have anything that really counts as "PNW cooking". I mean, I like stuff like clam chowder, but you call it "New England Clam Chowder." I like Dungeness Crab, but I don't know if that's really necessarily exclusive to the PNW. Same with fish and chips. Same with the fruitily-hopped beers.

We make some good shit in our neck of the woods, but I'm not sure how much of it you could call traditional per se.

>>323695

>Grits

>Good

There are some great things that happen, culinarily, in the united states, but literally none of them involve corn (maize, for you foreigners). Corn is shit food for Injins- even popcorn is garbage. I guess it's somewhat useful for industrial products or whatever, but it's stupid to use it for a sweeter, for bio fuels, or for eating in general.

>toast sandwiches

Grilled cheese sandwiches are American as fuck, you communist.

>When you add a little snownigger into it and drizzle maple syrup on the bacon and sausage you are in flavor town.

I can agree to that.

>>323704

>The downside is the constant overcast and drizzle.

>downside

>downside

What the fuck is wrong with you?


 No.323709

>>323705

Smoked venison. 20 different way to use cranberries. Elk and pheasant, the peoples choice.

>There are some great things that happen, culinarily, in the united states, but literally none of them involve corn (maize, for you foreigners).

You triple nigger get out of your city and learn to cook thm right. Boiling corn mash in lard and adding cheese and sauted onions to it is pure flavor and awesomeness. Stop being all stuck up and try to impress a bunch of yuropeons. It is good and you need to git gud. And ass for cheese sandwiches at least we put something bewteen the bread other than more bread, you anally annihilated homo queer boy.

As for the downside I have to ask if you are gay.

Like no shit talk this is real nigger time.

I love the rain like you wouldn't believe. It make my sorgum and berries grow and lets me feed my sheep and hogs. But honestly? I don't get to see titties. No girl wants to throw her top off like in a music video and dance around in the rain. If we had maybe a week, maybe two, a year of sun the girls here would get drunk and be all loose and casual and I could see some golden sun tanned breasticles dancing in my face. Instead I am stuck with pale veiny tits that I see when I drag a girl home from the bar.

In closing fuck you, you rootless globalist. You can move and change your spots but I was born here the son of a son of a son that founded this state. Go to california if your land means nothing to you. You may as well be a jew for all it matters.


 No.323710

>>323709

>Smoked venison. 20 different way to use cranberries. Elk and pheasant, the peoples choice.

The only one of those that's even slightly Northwest specific is the elk. You could have mentioned Huckleberries, but that's besides the point.

>Muh corn is traishanal uhmearican

Don't be a faggot. The US got gud because of what Europeans brought over, not because of shit-tier Mayan subsistance crops.

>And ass for cheese sandwiches

Your disrespect for cheese by itself makes your claim of "Oregonian" suspicious. After the midwest, you're talking about the second-best cheese producing place in the nation. Ever been to the Tillamook cheese plant? They make a damn good sammich with just cheese and bread.

>Instead I am stuck with pale veiny tits that I see when I drag a girl home from the bar.

>whining about girls being white

Why don't you just fuck a nigger?

>You can move and change your spots but I was born here the son of a son of a son that founded this state.

>Traveling makes you a jew


 No.323711

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Pierogies are fucking delicious.

The dutchies' cooking is the only thing worth keeping them around for.


 No.323712

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>>323621

Southern food is just as good imo


 No.323723

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There's a banica that has melty cheese and 2 meats of your choice so you could make something like that. The batter for it is specially made. You buy these ready made crusts usually since they're hard to make. It's sort of like pie crusts being stacked on top of each other. Between each crust you place eggs and all the meaty or cheesy bits.

Weather is pretty interesting. It gets from -10;-20 celcius to about 40;45 celsius during Summer. We're a fairly mountainous country so that's a thing.

Beer wise there's a few local beers and then there's a few foreign ones.

>pic related is some of the typical beers drank here.

Also, the most Bulgarian dish you could have is these beans. It's sort of like a stew rather than baked and you put any pork meat you want along with the beans that are being cooked in water. Before you put the beans on the table when they're soft and ready, you make this sauce and pour it in the pan. And along with the beans you have pork fat. You cover the fat with lots of salt 2-3 days prior.and leave it in the fridge. Then you cut em up like the 3rd pic and it's great.

Now for one last thing. You want a Bulgarian alcohol beverage that has a high chance to be trash? Rakia ( ракия ). There's very few rakia drinks that are properly made. Homemade one is usually really badly made too. There are exceptions to this and when you find that exception, it tastes fantastic and gets you drunk pretty fast.


 No.323729

>>323710

Oregon is the biggest producer of cranberries in the US. If you don't like it go suck a dick.

What the fuck does US being great have to do with grits? You are reaching here because you got shit tastes and I suspect you are a yuropeon.

>And ass for cheese sandwiches

>Your disrespect for cheese by itself

If you are too stupid to recognize a drunken shitpost typo or are being intentionally obtuse so you can carry on your pathetic attempt at passive agressive shitposting I must in fact conclude that you are some weak kneed wester yurp sissy lala homoboy and your entire post is just you being croquettish to try and attract a real man's attention even if just for a moment so you can feel the warm and rubly tumblies in your stomach just like you did the first time you found out you have AIDS.

Fuck

Tillamook

Cheese

Those niggers bought my home town cheese factory, closed it down, and then used that as an excuse to claim a copyright on my home town's name just so they could sue anyone that had the town name in their business.

Tillamook Smokers on the other hand are awesome and their jerky is top shelf. They have been sued numerous times by Tillamook cheese and they told them to go suck an egg and carried on.

Pasty pale untanned and veiny middle aged tits are attractive to no one.

Yes abandoning your home to be a rootless globalist makes you a jew, jew.


 No.323747

>>323723

Is Rakia that shit that turns all cloudy when you add water? My father in law used to get drunk on that shit and scream at me sometimes. But he wasn't a Bulgarian, he was greek.


 No.323750

>>323729

>assblasted hick from Bandon who doth protest too much


 No.323785

>>323621

>>323712

this tbh

>not fagging around trying to make it look posh

>high protein, very nutritious

>easy to cook, can be done in under half an hour

>very practical

>can eat lots of it without feeling sick of it

thank you based southern cuisine masters


 No.323791

>>323750

==FUCK YOU THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BANDON AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE ONE OF YOU CUNTS WITH A CALIFORNIAN LICENSE PLATE UP HERE I WILL STAB YOU IN THE THROAT AND SNOT METH OFF YOUR DEAD HOOCKER GIRLFRIENDS TITS.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK YOU TILLAMOOK FUCK ALL JEW GAS THEM ALL CLASS OF 99 WILL KILL ALL SHITSKINS.


 No.323818

>>323621

>beans and rice

that's literally just a gayer version of spic food


 No.323824

>>323818

Congratulations, you just solved the riddle of the south


 No.323848

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>>323679

How the fuck do you even eat that first thing?


 No.323863

>>323848

like a cake




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