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>>323736
Learn retard, aka Tartaran. It's one of the official languages of Tartaros, the lingua franca in a lot of places in Hell among the upper middle class, and ironically it sounds like when retards try to talk. That's why it's commonly called retard. What's funny about it is that it's a constructed auxiliary language so it should be easy to use but I don't think that's true unless you think fucking Lojban leaves too much up for interpretation, however it is truly not difficult to learn at all once you get used to autismally specific prepositions, linguolabial consonants and shit tier reformed orthography in the Latin alphabet.
Let me demonstrate just how retarded it is by using the motto of Kȓtńk state of Tartaros:
"Hil üečatn keitngaakao ȓua taagkeiŕkoi osüex ȓoubȓćao sue ucduiaic."
Looks fucking stupid right? What's worse is the traditional script was dank as hell no pun intended but then it was replaced by Latin alphabet to be easier… It only made it harder because the traditional script didn't have any digraphs and the new Latin orthography does.
Here is the English translation:
"State religion makes society dysfunctional."
Seems awfully long for a short sentence like that? Brace yourself for its full retardation in IPA:
[ɰʰil̼ ye̯tʃʰɑʈɞ̥̆n kʲɛɪ̯ʈɞ̥̆ŋɣɒːkʰao̯ ɹ̠ʷuɒ̯ tʰɒːɡʟ̝ɞ̥̆kʲɛɪ̯ʀkoɪ̯ ozɨɘ̯ʃ ɹ̠ʷoʊ̯bʰɚcçʼɑɔ̯ ʂʷʊʕɜ ujɖʔʈʼui̯ʝɑi̯ɥɣ]
The grammar is literally the most autistic ever, it has specific prepositions for concepts like osüex which means more or less that whatever comes after it is "confirmed to be positively enforced", eg. in this case being ȓoubȓćao (religion) to mean state religion. It is what you use for mandatory actions that the enforcer believes to be beneficial for you but that you don't necessarily think are beneficial, but it's not excluding the option that it's beneficial to you in your opinion or factually. Retarded, right? You better love prepositions if you want to talk retarded!
To demonstrate just how stupid this certain preposition is, public bathroom is osüex ćao daŕad [ozɨɘ̯ʃ cçʼɑɔ̯ dɑr̼ɑd], loosely translated "the proper way to relief".