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Is there some particularly weird thing you do on the can that you feel uncomfortable openly sharing with the rest of the world?

Me for example, I always take my pants off when going #2. It's much easier for me to scheiss when I can spread my legs widely. And I was also one of them anti-eco asses who used and flushed wet wipes for a few years. Until I got used to the dry smeary rolls we all know.

Your turn...


>anti-eco asses

fucking leafs


I squat over the toilet and let force push out my shit in one go but I would never use a squat toilet, those are for savages and of lower status than digging a hole in the ground.


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Sometimes I wipe so hard, it rips the skin.


>take all my clothes off for a really big shit

>sit on my tippy toes for optimal rectal flow

>always make seat cover out of tp even at home


>stay on the toilet upwards of 2 hours after I'm done with my business

>end up having to take a shower to clean the dried crap off because no bidet



I usually cry when sitting on the bowl.



That's not good. Why you cry leaf friend?


I think about the posters of nu-/int/. Specially when I flush.



only safe place for a panic attack in order to not create a socially akward moment where everyone believe being a psychologist or something.

it's 10-20min of panic attack in toilet vs 5 hours of someone talking in their ass trying to make you talk during a attack as if a panic attack had a always had a direct cause with anything. Talking during a panic attack usually make everything worse.

toilet are a blessing my friend


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>always make seat cover out of tp even at home

this, but only because I live with a bunch of savages, AKA my family, who leave hair and piss all over the seat, and that shit's disgusting. also I always think about death and how cool plumbing is.


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>grab asscheeks and spread them apart

>lightly insert toilet paper into anus to make sure the bits of asshole near the outside are clean too

>masturbate while poo'ing, but just to get a slight kick without orgasming

>if it's someone else's toilet put the head of their toothbrush in my foreskin


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>>if it's someone else's toilet put the head of their toothbrush in my foreskin

I read that, thought little of it, saw your flag, then imagined [the average Brazilian] doing this to my toothbrush before my guts burst from sheer disgust.



This exactly.



>bunch of savages, AKA my family

>checks flag

I guess Varg was right after all.


Your kind needs to be genocided



I was in a public squat toilet a few times while on my trip to Croatia.

I can honestly say I'd rather shit on the side walk than to ever enter those filthy places again.


I've never used a bidet, rather I've never seen one in my entire life.

Is it true that they are a bathroom lifesaver? I've been planning on renovating my bathroom and installing one of them.

As for my weird habit, sometimes I shit facing in because I like to lean my head on tiring days. I never fell asleep though...



There are little $20 bidets you can fit on a normal toilet. And yes, they are very practical, in most cases more useful to use alone than toilet paper.


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>This thread



You make it sound as though it actually works, I might try it some time if anyone can confirm it...

As for those last 2 bits, "Typical"...


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This post is cursed.

I actually ripped my asshole skin while wiping.


I really don't know. Maybe..hm. I prefer taking a seat when pissing at home just in case my bowels decide to shit or have extra farts for maximum safety.



Me too


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Isn't it dangerous to squat on sitting toilet?



>I have no ass and I must shit


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Aw hell naw!

From now on, I'm shitting in my backyard!


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Depends on your weight and position.

I've been squatting for over 10 years now, and the worst that happened was that I once slipped and cracked the seat when I was 13 or so. Ever since, I just squat on the bowl itself.

I always bathe after shitting, so it's not a problem to step on the toilet since I'll wash my feet right afterwards.


Turn off the lights


How many times does /int/ shit a day?

I think I do it 3 or 4 times.



I was just about to say that.

And I take my pants off sometimes as well.

Both methods seem to have some kind of scientific effect on making it easier for my bowels to get loose and let it out more comfortably, even when it's "hot and wet".



You have some kind of problem lad.

An average person is supposed to shit out only 2 times a day at most. Less than at least 3 times a week is a sign you may be partially constipated. My Nan told me the best solution is to drink lots of water. It worked when I was a kid.



>You have some kind of problem lad.

My diet consists of bread and beans, I poo a lot of very small and dry turdlets. It's like I'm shooting grapes out of my asshole.


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I just thought I'd let everyone know I just went to the shitter and took a fat, smelly ogre shit and after that I cleansed my dick, my balls, my asscrack and my anus thoroughly on my bidet, until Mr. Clean himself winked at me from the bottle he was plastered on.


That's pretty graphic, Bettinho.

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