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ITT: we give tutorials on how to get laid in our respective countries. I have no idea how to get laid anywhere so someone else start.


Just be yourself. Works with me.



I have no idea how to get laid anywhere so someone else start.


except maybe in Brazil. Everyone seems to be getting laid there.


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A bottle of prosecco and you're good to go mate




Great advice, thanks friends! I'm swimming in pussy now!


>not treating sex as a sacred act of affection only for your life long partner

>not seeing it as a metaphysical melding of souls to create a new life-form

>not considering the profound consequences on the state of your mental and spiritual well-being as a result of promiscuity

>not voluntarily being a great wizard with powers beyond normalfag comprehension















I just spent 8 hours trying to get ipv6 to work on some shitty brazillian ISP and failed, I wanna see a normalfag do the same.


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Be overconfident, talk about national TV and pay the girl lots of drinks.


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>incel cuck



You know, the original picture of girls laughing is funny, but seeing tooby laugh at me actually makes me a little sad.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Your future kid


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I met a Slovenian once. I told him I didn't know the difference between Slovenia and Slovakia and it made him sad. I feel really bad about it. He was a pretty cool dude. Anyway, the beta uprising's coming soon, brother (I'm OP).


go to a rat los angeles party, drink, smoke weed, inhale nitrous oxide

I was way more retarded virgin then and fucked a young chubby semi qt

felt absolutely disgusting after and I'm over 1 year of incel after that



>rat los angeles party

Okay how do I find one I'll fuck a fatty I'm pretty desperate


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>Everyone seems to be getting laid there.


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Here's how to get laid AND get a GF.


See WHORES or have WHORE come to your place.

Eventually you will meet a NICE whore.

She can be a GF if you are alpha.

Practice on these girls. If you lived there you could have them as wives if you are strong and wise.



>Find desperate thot

>Fuck her

>Kick her out.




My kids will be Chads. They will be carrying my fucking genes, bruh.



>My kids will be Chavs. They will be carrying my gopnik fucking genes, bruh.




me nigeria

u pay u fuk we kil


Dude you're wrong

I'm from Brazil, 20 years old

and virgin yet.

And I have several others friend also virgin here.


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Virgin here too.

Prostitution is legal and the prostitutes in my street have already offered a discount but I keep feeding myself these illusions of a dignified 3d wife.


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>prostitutes in my street have already offered a discount

You lucky mother fucker. You know how hard it is for an autist to get laid here this police state hellhole? I have to go to a foreign country and pay the gringo/gaijin/whatever extra fee wherever I am and I get shitty service and don't even get to cum most of the time. I can only dream of what it would be like living in a place where I can walk outside and pay some slut to fuck me at a discounted price in the comfort of my own car. You don't know how good you have it.

I've never had a girlfriend though. I wish I had a girlfriend.



>I've never had a girlfriend though. I wish I had a girlfriend.

No you don't. When/if you get a gf you'll be wishing you were single again



It's not that simple. Prostitution, although legal, is a shady business, and the unexperienced are vulnerable to being robbed/scammed/kidnapped etc, unless they're willing to pay for overpriced, high-demand hookers.



The mother of my children will be a goddess, our sons and daughters will be beautiful and 180 IQ just like their parents. We will raise them on animes so they won't become neurotypicals, and together we will create the perfect race.

Be ready for them, they are the future rulers of your shithole countries, it is their destiny to conquer the world.



Even if that is true (is not) They'd just become single mothers with my children and traps because anime.

>25% mongol



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>my children

What makes you think you will even have children? And why would mine ever commit bestiality by having sex with them?

>traps because anime

I became the man I am today with just American and Soviet cartoons, can you imagine what my kids would become if I raised on anime and hentai? Yeah...

>le mongol meme

kek. Goddess, light my path...



>What makes you think you will even have children?

The fact my cum will hit the womb of your daughters

> And why would mine ever commit bestiality by having sex with them?

Because their mother's bred with you, not that I care about consent.



>hue hue hue




>cheeki breeki



GHB gets you laid anywhere


Rape. We propagate solely through rape.


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Greater Hebraic Benis?

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