>be Putin
>Game Tutorial announces hes running as head of the American Communist party in the upcoming elections
>pledge my support for the peaceful socialist revolution by the people
>suddenly a member of the USA starts slaughtering members of Columbus, including one of our visiting citizens
>okrude.png
>Suddenly this absolute madman Pyotr or something comes storming out and kills the terrorist, ending his rampage
>apparently this terrorist was state-funded and the US chimps out, attacking him
>get slaughtered over and over by 1 random guy until they have nothing left
>Start playing oy vay on designated propoganda loudspeakers
>whip out shekels
>begin shekel shuffle to the sounds of the US burning
>didnt have to lift a finger, wasnt even going to attack them anyway
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