The Board Owner shall not, under any circumstances:
- Ban a user
- Reveal a user's post history
- Delete a user's posts and/or threads
- Lock a thread
- Sticky a thread
- Bumplock a thread
- Impose wordfilters
- Impose Poster IDs
- Impose a thread limit
- Post with a capcode
- Disable the action log
The Board Owner shall:
- Shitpost
- Fuck up the CSS
- Dismiss all reports
- Leave every Sunday