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>>11124

>What can Allah do for me

Everything.

He'll save you from hell and grant you paradise. If you are impatient to wait Hereafter then give charity and do good deeds for sake of Allah and see how Allah increases your wealth. He promised this in Qur'an.

http://quran.com/16/97

http://quran.com/57/18

>>11131

Also, in terms of earthly benefits:

>a wife is probably a virgin and is trained to be traditionally submissive and loyal to you

>a religion that prizes masculinity in men and feminity in women

>be able to laugh at deluded Westerners (especially smug atheists and hysterical feminists) for their arrogance and stupidity

>feel good knowing you are trying to please God, rather than being fake and trying to please others

probably others as well

>>11164

>a virgin and is trained to be traditionally submissive and loyal to you

That sounds amazingly boring. One of the things I love about my wife is that we're equals in marriage and we actually have things to discuss and enjoy together.

If she were some wimpy submissive doing everything I command, then I would have commanded her to gtfo a long time ago.

If its false : The risk is you do a million prostrations and follow rules that don't amount to anything. You argue pointlessly with heretics and unbelievers. Then you die and realize you followed the wrong path and pay the consequences.

If it's true: then maybe you go to hell for being a bad Muslim. You can't be sure.

Or you get virgins in heaven who have endless celestial sex with you and feed you wine and honey.

Think carefully

If this thread is about what we get to do in heaven we can do anything we want to do. There was even a guy who told the prophet he really enjoyed farming and just wanted to do that, and he was told he could do that. Now a days you have nerds that want to train pokemon and be a Jedi but if that's what they want to do then that is what they get to do.

>>11183

>There was even a guy who told the prophet he really enjoyed farming and just wanted to do that, and he was told he could do that.

The prophet doesn't talk to people. This isn't Christianity, we don't communicate with dead people. Pretty sure this is Shirk.

>>11184

>can't talk to the dead prophet

So when a great Muslim dies he stays dead, dead, dead?

Sounds like you are indirectly praising Christianity, implying its followers actually have an afterlife and can hear prayer, while Islamic followers just die and have no afterlife.

>>11184

It was a story from when the prophet was still alive.

>>11185

When people die they die, we are not resurrected until judgement day (aka the end of the universe), Christians used to believe this at one point too.

>>11128

That's not really an answer

>>11185

>Sounds like you are indirectly praising Christianity

I'm saying Christians are necromancers. If you think that sounds like a compliment, then that's on you.

>>11185

Most of the great Muslims who have died left behind a lot of their writing for us to study and learn from. This is primarily because they were, you know, educated.

>>11193

It is the only answer.

>>11194

Be careful. We're not here to start religious infighting. Christians are fine. Let them do their thing.

>>11184

The Sufi have Saints, similar to Christians.

>>11207

Do you honestly believe that there is no in between? That a relationship with a woman is either "slave submissive" or "[foul language]ed by every guy she sees"?

You know how I know you're a troll from /pol/ and/or a child who has never had a wife?

>There is no such thing as equality.

That's how.

How about you run along back to your people and stop pretending to be Muslim. When Allah made woman, he made for man "a partner", not a slave.

You go have fun cucking for Trump. Buh-bye now.

>>11184

Calm down it's from a hadeith (Bukhaari, 3/39/538)

Unforetunately islam failed to help me. It caused problems more than anything. I became severe obssesive compulsive;cleaning my hands every few minutes;uttering quran verses often to gain more points. Going to the masjid 5 times a day was a huge waste of time and caused ADHD. I am recovering now. Though Allah will be always my guiding light I will have to build the path myself.

>>11297

>I will have to build the path myself

Well, this board is about Islam. What brings you here?

>>11297

>>>/modernislam/

>>11301

I am discussing islam mate. This is the right board.

Also what do you mean by allah is above us? Is he in space? The moon? The perception of above, below, up, down whatever is caused by gravity tbh.

>>11306

Piece of brotherly advice kid, get out of usa before trump becomes president.

>>11314

The person ruling this earthly kingdom does not concern me.

>>11297

Except you're not really Muslim are you? Quit pretending, move out of your moms basement and get a life.

>>11355

I am muslim you idiot, no offense.

There is a story behind the reason why I ask these questions. I have read in an old quran that has some so-called secret masalah that if someone recites surah jinn for 40 nights he can summon jinn. I have done it for 17 nights. I need to prepare for the final day when the jinn arrives and my faith will be tested.

So do not cross me or I'll send my jinn to haunt you and make you cry.

>>11351

Of course the earthly kingdom doesn't concern you when all your earthly needs are met by your parents! I have met kids like you who are a total burden to their parents and are no different that fedora wearing atheists.

>>11365

>I have read in an old quran …

I'd like to see this strange version of Qur'an.

>>11366

There are a lot of assumptions in that post. I haven't lived with my parents for nearly 30 years.

>>11365

I don't think there is a person here that believes you are a real Muslim (unless they are new to Islam or a non-Muslim visitor).

And I'm pretty sure when you change your IP to something different we will still be able to spot you.

And just to let you know if you decide to say or do anything illegal, proxies won't help you, the FBI caught Joshua Goldberg and he supposedly hid behind 7 proxies.

>>11383

He could be what we call a "cultural muslim". Someone raised in Islamic traditions, though without the benefit of a Muslim education.

A lot of Pakistani Shi'a and Indian Sunni are like that. Muslim in name only.

>>11383

Who is this Joshua Goldberg?

FBI will arrest you for being a terrorist recruiter. I hope they do. No offense. Why do they give visas to terrorists like you?

>>11389

>Joshua Goldberg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg

Nobody here is a terrorist recruiter.

>>11389

Someone else who thought it would be funny to pretend to be Muslim. It didn't turn out too well for him in the end, thanks to the FBI.

>>11386

He uses the word "infidel" (along with other things only people pretending to be Muslims would say) he is definitely not any kind of Muslim. And it's pretty easy to change your IP so you can get a different country's flag on here, I've seen it done on other boards, in fact I saw someone go through all of Africa's flags in one thread and it was clearly the same guy because of what his posts had in them.