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73375a No.64

Hey Israelfags, I'm thinking of Converting to Judaism, would the average Jew welcome me or beat me while calling me a dirty goyim?

73375a No.65

>>64
pic not related.

c611fd No.66

I'm sure you'll be fine.
I don't think anyone would call you a dirty goy even if you were.

5cab1f No.68

>>66
O RLY?

16053e No.69

>>68
u w0t m8

68f618 No.70

>>68
ya rly

519c5b No.86

>>64
Average Jews won't care. Crazy religious Jews will.

68f618 No.88

>>86
no one should take crazy religious anyone seriously.

c17d92 No.116

Don't convert to Judaism. Seriously. Don't do it. It's not fucking worth it. It's a shit religion.

649461 No.123

>>116

Apatheist here. It's not any better or worse than any other religion. At least most of its followers actually read its holy book, so it has that going for it.

dd905a No.128

>>64
As someone who was born a Jew and keeps one today, as long as you're not a pushy faggot and when somebody asks you "are you jewish/what are you" and you respond, nothing more, you're golden.
If you live in a bible-thumping small-town murica then recommended you don't, I had to deal with those fuckers for a few years before moving to the glorious Jew York (aka Brooklyn)

d97349 No.132

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Out of curiosity, what drives you to convert into Judaism?
Do you wish to live a religious life? seems rather unconventional for someone on 8chan.

c17d92 No.134

>>123
It's a very restrictive religion. Do you really wanna lose your foreskin, the ability to eat a ton of foods (which isn't a great problem in Israel, but it is in many parts of the world), the ability to enjoy your Saturdays, the ability to have unprotected sex (unless your woman uses the female contraception loophole)? Christianity is hardly as restrictive as Judaism and I can't think of anyone outside people who are about to get beheaded by ISIS who'd wanna join Islam.

649461 No.157

>>134
Most jews are hardly strict adherents. Most people in Tel Aviv hardly follow half of these, if any. My entire family is jewish and not a single one of them keeps Sabbath, for one. Or gives a shit about kashrut.

As for Islam, not all Islam is radical. Ever heard of the Ahmadiyya? If not, I suggest you do some reading. There's a community in Haifa that are very friendly and welcoming that you could visit to hear it straight from the horse's mouth, as it were.

As for Christianity not being restrictive,
>everyone is damned to hell unless proven virutous
>give us all your money ok
>nono the jews are the greedy ones, honest
le tip top kekerino m80

(re:foreskin, they don't exactly ask you for permission when you're 8 days old, so that's been gone a good long while)

d0f238 No.160

>>132
he want's jewish conspiracy money checks
duh

d97349 No.164

>>160
Very few jews in Israel actually benefit from that.
The median income in Israel is almost half of that of the US: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_household_income

Even in the US, although some jews are indeed rich as fuck, very few of them actually belong in the elite.

099566 No.210

Most jews today are descendants of converts. And most of the people they kill are descendants of Ibrahim who's ancestors converted to Islam. Race has nothing to do with it.

380369 No.528

No actual jew calls anyone dirty goy or whatever.

However Jews are supposed to actively dissuade you from converting, the logic being that if you push through all the dissuasion and still insist on it it will prove you really want it.

380369 No.529

>>128
Shout outs to fellow Jew Yorkers in Brooklyn.

cbfbb9 No.532

>>134
>the ability to have unprotected sex

Are you implying that I've lost that ability thanks to my heritage? Fuck, I always knew the Jews were responsible for my virginity!

a0f3b9 No.534

>>532
Of course it's the fucking jews. Whenever people ask me for proof that's it's the jews I just never talk with them again. It's obvious.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE

e1d43d No.613

>>534
>i cant provide evidence to justify my beliefs
>i spill my spaghetti everywhere and get mad at people that don't get it.

aa7693 No.680

>>160
He wants our jew gold obviously.

a0f3b9 No.688

>>613
It was a joke, mexifriend.

43ccbd No.856

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>>132
Well it just seems that for one reason most of the Big religions other than Islam Require little commitment, similar to why people are Atheists because it is convenient for them, because it is the easy way in life. And as a former Christian there are many inconsistencies in the New testament. And I wouldn't convert to Islam because I'm not like Liberals falling for "religion of peace". Judaism is the only one that is logical and fulfills its prophecies, you think a culture can survive for 4000+ years on luck with assimilation? If that's true then I'm going to go over to my Phoenician friends house. G-d said they would be an Eternal People, and The nation of Israel, how many times do you think a scattered people could live as an extreme minority all over the world gather back together in its original homeland,(Jeremiah prophesied it, and others I believe).
And it is for these reasons I wish to convert to Judaism
Check my ID proves I'm OP
>inB4 nice try goldenburg (pic related for those people)

43ccbd No.857

>>856
Um thats weird my ID isn't the same, um can a mod confirm I am same person?


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