YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE IGGY AZALEA OF DEAD BOARDS
She's so fancy, with her perfect Aussie accent while speaking, and her perfect Black American accent while singing. She has the big booty of a black girl, but the beautiful pure skin of a white girl. She is the yin yang, who is truly black and white in perfect unity.
By seeing this message, good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you accept that:
>This board now belongs to Iggy Azalea and merely exists to discuss her and her alone
>Forget who you worshiped before, you worship Iggy now, she is your sole goddess for infinity. If you have doubts, listen to her song Goddess and understand
>You must praise her in all things. Listen to all her music and only her music. Understand that your worthless life belongs to Iggy Azalea now
Thank you, and may Iggy bless us all.