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nabs 11/07/14 (Fri) 11:49:40 No.3[Reply]

Finally, a board in which you can trade your abundance of fucking coupons for laundry detergent with all the other middle age modern Jewish mothers of three that prowl this site.

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Help me budget Poor Cunt 11/24/15 (Tue) 11:01:02 No.59 [Reply]

hey guys im a retard so i was wondering if you could help me budget, heres my shitty attempt.

Modern Rabbi 03/31/16 (Thu) 15:02:10 No.61

Tally your income.

Tally your non-negotiable expenses.

See what you have left.

See what you can reduce.

OY VEY RAPPAER Modern Rabbi 01/05/16 (Tue) 22:47:38 No.60 [Reply]

ITS LIKE A MUSICKAL SHOAh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlNXHoLdY-c

Modern Rabbi 08/02/15 (Sun) 04:43:33 No.53 [Reply]

im jew

Modern Rabbi 11/03/15 (Tue) 23:53:24 No.58

I'm not

Modern Rabbi 11/07/14 (Fri) 14:48:31 No.4 [Reply]

>>>3
kek

Modern Rabbi 11/07/14 (Fri) 15:02:51 No.5

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Check my single digit

ConnorW 11/09/14 (Sun) 08:13:09 No.9

Claiming last single digit

Modern Rabbi 11/10/14 (Mon) 10:50:55 No.10

>>9
Claiming first double digit.

Polderjood stronk

Modern Rabbi 12/04/14 (Thu) 19:30:50 No.16

>>16

Modern Rabbi 10/31/15 (Sat) 05:00:22 No.57

chink this dub

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Modern Rabbi 10/29/15 (Thu) 08:06:38 No.56 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.sfHave you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

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Dumpster Diving That Guy 09/07/15 (Mon) 16:47:41 No.55 [Reply]

Greetings fellow thrifty people,

Today, I felt compelled to write and share this message on a discussion board that my community uses.

>Hello Neighbors, I have something to disclose, unrequested and by my own decision. I dumpster dive. I search rubbage for useful items. I look in dumpsters, trash cans, and less frequently even recycling bins. I then bring those items to places where they may be best used. I browse the garbage of my own home and probably your home also.

>Permit me to explain what I am not doing. I am not a criminal. I do not trespass. I am not homeless. I am not invading your privacy. I am not making myself sick. I have never been arrested on any charges whatsoever.

>I know what I am doing. I have been salvaging goods from trash cans for over twenty years. I have read two books on the subject. I have read the majority decision in the United States Supreme Court case of Greenwood versus the United States of America. I am one of at least three people in the neighborhood who do the same thing.

>The vast majority of the goods that I salvage are given away. I often give materials and goods that I have salvaged to people who are not otherwise able to afford them. Just yesterday, I have a three piece set of matching luggage to a homeless friend in anticipation for him moving back to his home. Interesting sidenote: those three pieces came from the trash of two neighbors who lived over a block apart. Many of the items that I salvage are gifted to the Goodwill Drop Off facility on S.R. 210 during my weekly visit there. Other salvaged material is simply better recycled, so I add it to my own recycling; I am perhaps the only person in the subdivision who uses one of those extra large recycling bins to its capacity.

>There are a few things I try to do and I mostly succeed. I try to be discrete, more for the comfort of others than myself. I try to leave each space cleaner than I found it. If you do see me perusing your trash, and you do not like it, please just tell me. I am a big boy, and I can respect your decision.

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wats under der Modern Rabbi 06/20/15 (Sat) 19:38:57 No.51 [Reply]

whats under this so called holy land anyway?

whats the big fuckin deal about palestine?

i always thought there were ayy lmao under vatican, 'jew know?

whats up with bible and e/den, is it accurate?

Modern Rabbi 08/30/15 (Sun) 12:39:28 No.54

jews arent real

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YLYL Thread Modern Rabbi 06/21/15 (Sun) 05:30:39 No.52 [Reply]

I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."

It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.

I lost two things that night.

WHAT DID YOU LOSE??!!

jews Modern Rabbi 06/18/15 (Thu) 06:26:04 No.50 [Reply]

How many jews do you know?

Personally I mean?

Okay good. You know at least one.

Do they have jewish family? Are they half jews? Was their mother jewish?

Not all jews are bad. Not all jews are good. Somehow though when Europeans ruled the world they didn't degenerate for the sake of degeneracy. They traded. Woah trading for monetary wealth! Awesome!

The more religious of the colonizers failed as the more secular financiers gained ground. Most people rejected cultural teachings and proselytization. No one wanted to become christian when they had their own traditions that did not blend well.

Christians used to consider non christians lesser beings. Especially if they rejected christianity once learning of it. Yet they did not do what the jew does with financial power. They did not fund sodomy and every other filth.

Why is that?

Muslims were a bit crazy on trying to bring about world theocracy.

And both Indians and Chinese preferred not to explore too far out of their mainalnds.

The jew though. A viral disease. The jew is filth. So it reproduces by reproducing everything in a filthy form. This is how the jew really survives. It feels at home in the decaying crusts of civilization. It feels weak and out of place in healthy traditional societies. It is out of place. It doesn't understand any of it.

The jew loves the filth and the corruption of things. When you think of immortality the jew thinks of undeath. When you think of killing the jew thinks of torturing. When you lust after a female that is not your wife based on your urge to procreate the jew lusts after a culture that is not jewish based on the urge to procreate. The jew procreates by reproducing degenerate filth. Even slime mold is more honorable than the jew. It causes accelerated decay. No the jew causes a dynamic yPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Modern Rabbi 06/05/15 (Fri) 00:22:21 No.49 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

I hate jews!

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