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BEHOLD, the Sharia of our new home! Muhammad ## Board Volunteer 09/22/14 (Mon) 19:41:55 No.12[Reply]

Allah be praised, he has led us into seizing this new land! Now that we are free of Spawn of Satans run by The great enemy of all things sacred, Satan's bitch boy and spawn of evil, Moot we truly have freedom of speech! So we will now institute mandatory Sharia Sharia, ALLAHU AKBAR Such is his ways that we will set down Sharias of sharia that will be followed UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH

Sharia 1) You must praise Allah in every post, Allah be praised!

Sharia 2) You must capitalize Allah.

Sharia 3) All global Sharias must be followed, at the risk of beheading.

Sharia 4) THOSE WHO INSULT ISLAM WILL BE KILLED

Sharia 5) no unironic calls to violence

Sharia 6) all Whores must be wearing burkas, unless they are being raped, are under 10 years old or are being taught a lesson in their whorish ways.

Allah be praised, fellow Muslims! We will claim this board in the name of ALLAH!

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Muhammad 01/02/15 (Fri) 00:33:51 No.426

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>>423
forgot pic

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God willing, our board will grow! We must be sure to CENSOR FREE SPEECH! Muhammad ## Board Volunteer 09/24/14 (Wed) 09:56:00 No.67[Reply]

السلام عليكم brothers, fellow sandDogs and Kafirs. As you all know this board is our first conquest upon 8chan, and is to be seen, Allah willing inshallah, as a victory for the glory of ALLAH!

As you know, there are many infidels and Kafir on the internet and we must be sure to censor their speech upon our most glorious bastion of Islamic thought, the spearhead into the internet for the great and most merciful Allah!!

So brothers, ITT I will take all suggestions for words to filter, and what to add in their place. So far I have such filters as

B.lowjob = insults ALLAH with her mouth

M.ods = Prophets

N.igger = Dog

S.andDog = sandDog

We must add more, to keep those INFIDEL DOGS from muddling up our great bastion of free speech for Islam, with their Zionist Pig ways.

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Muhammad 12/22/14 (Mon) 09:18:05 No.406

What the fuck did you just say about allah, you little swine? I'll have you know he graduated top of his class in the jihad seals, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on the US and A, and he has over 911 confirmed beaten with shoess. He is trained in kebab warfare and he's the top plane hijacker in the entire islamic armed forces. You are nothing to him but just another trade center. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this flat earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to allah on the internet? Think again, infidel. As we speak allah is contacting his secret network of jihadists across the middle east and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the beheading, infidel. The beheading that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're mashallah dead, zionist. Allah can be anywhere, anytime, and he can beaten with shoes you in over 911 ways, and that's just with suicide bombs. Not only is allah extensively trained in suicide bomb combat, but he has access to the entire arsenal of ISIS and he will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the US and A. If you could have known what holy islamic retribution your little haram comment was about to bring down upon you, Inshallah you would have held your mashallah tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you filthy infidel. Allah will shit planes all over you and you will drown in them. You're mashallah dead, Zionist Pig.

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ALLAH AKBAR glorious Nasheeds! Muhammad 09/22/14 (Mon) 10:12:46 No.1 [Reply]

Nasheeds are beautiful, ALLAH BE PRAISED, let us post glorious calls for jihad in this thread!

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Muhammad 02/15/15 (Sun) 19:56:35 No.447

>>217
i was looking for it for quite a while too , here : http://picosong.com/LKHt/

Muhammad 04/02/15 (Thu) 02:23:23 No.454

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Muhammad 04/16/15 (Thu) 03:44:50 No.456

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FATWA FATWA ALLAH JIHAD DURKA DURKA

Muhammad 06/19/15 (Fri) 15:35:58 No.462

>>447

i found it akhi, the name is abshiroo somal

Muhammad 12/20/15 (Sun) 19:44:41 No.466

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Inshallah, this board will be active again. In the meantime, here's a nasheed praising Allah (Subhanahu wa ta'ala)

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Muhammad 11/22/15 (Sun) 08:42:52 No.465 [Reply]

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The Bloody Truth About Islam In English Muhammad 10/31/15 (Sat) 14:18:43 No.464 [Reply]

The Bloody Truth About Islam In English

FREE DOCUMENTS DOWNLOADS!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/?g44yrmm3k8yp6

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Muhammad 02/03/15 (Tue) 17:14:50 No.444 [Reply]

How do I join the cause?

Islamic Fight Fund and New Fighters Akh001 10/21/15 (Wed) 21:40:06 No.463

Muslim brothers, for many of us that live in the United States, many prominent in our communities on both coasts. Currently we are working with recent reverts to Islam and generally training brothers of the struggle to deploy our new Islamic front both here in the United States, and around the world. There is a lack of appropriate facilities and funding for the Muslims in both the United States and in the Orient, especially for those of our youth who need support in their desire to defeat our enemies. We have found asking for money indicated for these activities attracts far too much surveillance and have elected to venture into the new front where many are well adept and that is here in the dark web so we are asking for donation funding support to be Kafirymous using the crypto currency bitcoin. Donations may also be physical in addition to monetary. We have many youths that require our mentoring and they are very eager to fulfill the desire to overcome our enemies. Brothers and sisters we are at a pivotal point in history and need all support we can get. Please donate kindly ‎ and communicate to us securely using our email below and our instant message below.

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yiff Muhammad 02/27/15 (Fri) 15:45:00 No.449 [Reply]

hey /jihad/
which Pokémon would you fuck?

Muhammad 03/06/15 (Fri) 21:16:07 No.450

clefairy please dump some clefairy Sharia 34

Muhammad 06/12/15 (Fri) 19:34:00 No.461

Camerupt.

Duh.

ALLAHU AKBAR!

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Muhammad 10/22/14 (Wed) 02:58:16 No.279 [Reply]

WHO KNOW THE LYRICS TO SALEEL AL SAWARIM

Muhammad 10/25/14 (Sat) 02:22:57 No.306

SOMEBODY

Muhammad 10/26/14 (Sun) 21:06:22 No.312

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This has English lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRBoXN8z9Js

Muhammad 05/20/15 (Wed) 07:53:17 No.460

>>279

does anyone have the original lyrics (not the english)? I want to learn it cos i like it

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Muhammad 12/22/14 (Mon) 11:22:11 No.407 [Reply]

What the fuck did you just say about allah, you little swine? I'll have you know he graduated top of his class in the jihad seals, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on the US and A, and he has over 911 confirmed beaten with shoess. He is trained in kebab warfare and he's the top plane hijacker in the entire islamic armed forces. You are nothing to him but just another trade center. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this flat earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to allah on the internet? Think again, infidel. As we speak allah is contacting his secret network of jihadists across the middle east and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the beheading, infidel. The beheading that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're mashallah dead, zionist. Allah can be anywhere, anytime, and he can beaten with shoes you in over 911 ways, and that's just with suicide bombs. Not only is allah extensively trained in suicide bomb combat, but he has access to the entire arsenal of ISIS and he will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the US and A. If you could have known what holy islamic retribution your little haram comment was about to bring down upon you, Inshallah you would have held your mashallah tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you filthy infidel. Allah will shit planes all over you and you will drown in them. You're mashallah dead, Zionist Pig.

Muhammad 05/08/15 (Fri) 01:37:01 No.459

Allah be praised.

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ALLLA HEATS BROWN PILLZ Muhammad 04/23/15 (Thu) 20:28:26 No.458 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora mashallah wearing infidels, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

ALLAH TOOK THE BROWN PILL HARD

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