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BEHOLD, the Sharia of our new home!

Allah be praised, he has led us into seizing this new land! Now that we are free of Spawn of Satans run by The great enemy of all things sacred, Satan's bitch boy and spawn of evil, Moot we truly have freedom of speech! So we will now institute mandatory Sharia Sharia, ALLAHU AKBAR Such is his ways that we will set down Sharias of sharia that will be followed UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH

Sharia 1) You must praise Allah in every post, Allah be praised!

Sharia 2) You must capitalize Allah.

Sharia 3) All global Sharias must be followed, at the risk of beheading.

Sharia 4) THOSE WHO INSULT ISLAM WILL BE KILLED

Sharia 5) no unironic calls to violence

Sharia 6) all Whores must be wearing burkas, unless they are being raped, are under 10 years old or are being taught a lesson in their whorish ways.

Allah be praised, fellow Muslims! We will claim this board in the name of ALLAH!
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God willing, our board will grow! We must be sure to CENSOR FREE SPEECH!

السلام عليكم brothers, fellow sandDogs and Kafirs. As you all know this board is our first conquest upon 8chan, and is to be seen, Allah willing inshallah, as a victory for the glory of ALLAH!

As you know, there are many infidels and Kafir on the internet and we must be sure to censor their speech upon our most glorious bastion of Islamic thought, the spearhead into the internet for the great and most merciful Allah!!

So brothers, ITT I will take all suggestions for words to filter, and what to add in their place. So far I have such filters as

B.lowjob = insults ALLAH with her mouth

M.ods = Prophets

N.igger = Dog

S.andDog = sandDog

We must add more, to keep those INFIDEL DOGS from muddling up our great bastion of free speech for Islam, with their Zionist Pig ways.
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ALLAH AKBAR glorious Nasheeds!

Nasheeds are beautiful, ALLAH BE PRAISED, let us post glorious calls for jihad in this thread!
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The Bloody Truth About Islam In English

The Bloody Truth About Islam In English

FREE DOCUMENTS DOWNLOADS!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/?g44yrmm3k8yp6

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How do I join the cause?
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yiff

hey /jihad/
which Pokémon would you fuck?
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WHO KNOW THE LYRICS TO SALEEL AL SAWARIM
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What the fuck did you just say about allah, you little swine? I'll have you know he graduated top of his class in the jihad seals, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on the US and A, and he has over 911 confirmed beaten with shoess. He is trained in kebab warfare and he's the top plane hijacker in the entire islamic armed forces. You are nothing to him but just another trade center. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this flat earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to allah on the internet? Think again, infidel. As we speak allah is contacting his secret network of jihadists across the middle east and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the beheading, infidel. The beheading that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're mashallah dead, zionist. Allah can be anywhere, anytime, and he can beaten with shoes you in over 911 ways, and that's just with suicide bombs. Not only is allah extensively trained in suicide bomb combat, but he has access to the entire arsenal of ISIS and he will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the US and A. If you could have known what holy islamic retribution your little haram comment was about to bring down upon you, Inshallah you would have held your mashallah tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you filthy infidel. Allah will shit planes all over you and you will drown in them. You're mashallah dead, Zionist Pig.
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ALLLA HEATS BROWN PILLZ

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora mashallah wearing infidels, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

ALLAH TOOK THE BROWN PILL HARD

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ALLAHU AKBAR

>ALLAHU AKBAR
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>ALLAHU AKBAR
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Oh Allah free our Palestine brothers
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fuckyour islam you shits
ps you Haram
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Haha, time for Allahu
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Allah akbar bomb the infidels!
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check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvdYekqGfFI
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Lack of Infidels to convert.

We need more people added to /jihad/, we must build up.
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Can a brother tell me the name of the nasheeds used?

for the great Allah I must find these Nasheeds to practice Jihad at home.

Allahu ackbar.
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Dawla Islamiya M E M E thread

Jihadi John and the philosophers got stoned
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lo;z

Pig scum
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The previous thread may still be around, but it's time for a new bomb thread. From /leftypol/.
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Muslims have no honor
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ALLAHU AKBAR!
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isis webm thread
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>be born in Qatar
>move to Sweden
>walk through the streets of Stockhölm for the first time
>everybody speaks Arabian and follows sharia Sharia, including the respectful and polite indigenous Swedes
>high standards of living
>i am in paradise
>suddenly this western whore straddabadles along without a niqab
>mfw
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From /b/.
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BARAKALLAH ALLAHUAKBAR!!!!!BISMILLAHIR RAHMANIR RAHIM INNA LILLAHI WA INNA ILAHI RAJI'UN JAZAKALLAHU KHAYRAN KALAM ALLAHU AKBAR BISMILLAH ALRAHAM ALRAHIM ALLAHU AKBAR JIHAD ASTAGHFIRULLAH A'UZU BILLAHI MINASHAITANIR RAJIM MUHAMMADUN RASULULLAH ALLAHU AKBAR WA 'ALAIKUMUS SALAM SALLALLAHU 'ALAIHI WA SALLAMSADAQALLAHUL 'AZIM
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!BARAKALLAH
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!BISMILLAHIR RAHMANIR RAHIM INNA LILLAHI WA INNA ILAHI RAJI'UN JAZAKALLAHU KHAYRAN KALAM ALLAHU AKBAR BISMILLAH ALRAHAM ALRAHIM ALLAHU AKBAR JIHAD ASTAGHFIRULLAH A'UZU BILLAHI MINASHAITANIR RAJIM MUHAMMADUN RASULULLAH ALLAHU AKBAR WA 'ALAIKUMUS SALAM SALLALLAHU 'ALAIHI WA SALLAMSADAQALLAHUL 'AZIM
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!BARAKALLAH
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!BISMILLAHIR RAHMANIR RAHIM INNA LILLAHI WA INNA ILAHI RAJI'UN JAZAKALLAHU KHAYRAN KALAM ALLAHU AKBAR BISMILLAH ALRAHAM ALRAHIM ALLAHU AKBAR JIHAD ASTAGHFIRULLAH A'UZU BILLAHI MINASHAITANIR RAJIM MUHAMMADUN RASULULLAH ALLAHU AKBAR WA 'ALAIKUMUS SALAM SALLALLAHU 'ALAIHI WA SALLAMSADAQALLAHUL 'AZIM
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!BARAKALLAH
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!BISMILLAHIR RAHMANIR RAHIM INNA LILLAHI WA INNA ILAHI RAJI'UN JAZAKALLAHU KHAYRAN KALAM ALLAHU AKBAR BISMILLAH ALRAHAM ALRAHIM ALLAHU AKBAR JIHAD ASTAGHFIRULLAH A'UZU BILLAHI MINASHAITANIR RAJIM MUHAMMADUN RASULULLAH ALLAHU AKBAR WA 'ALAIKUMUS SALAM SALLALLAHU 'ALAIHI WA SALLAMSADAQALLAHUL 'AZIM
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
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Is islam a real religion?

It is my understanding that islam is a copy of the ancient talmudist religion. Is islam a religion at all or simply plagiarism? allahu akbar!
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>at uni, sitting in hall waiting for class, on skype reading messages from legionarii
>qt 3.14 next to me studying
>I open srbs jihadi video
>she turns to me and says "Hey can you pls help me I dont understand what lassiez faire (reads it lazy far) is and you know, pretty pls, also a few other definitions"
>the islamic chanting starts, she looks at my cellphone its the dawla flag and then a toyota getting blown up with muffled snackbars
>she just stares at it, I lock the cellphone and mummer Dawlat al Islam and spill some spaghetti then I explain some stuff
>she says thanks and continues talking with her friends, found out she a catholic
>tfw the kuffars know
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Murica

Muslims r dogs Allah be Praised
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Love from /b/
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تشايكا على الصفحة الأولى !

ALLAH, values, teach! Shocking truth! Western thought, wrong. /ebola/ is ally, TAKBIR! Use virus in ALLAH's grace!

ALLAHU AKBAR الله أكبر !!!!!!
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TAKBIR!
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name of this nasheed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sMRI1XVXeA

name of this nasheed guys anyone know?
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Ha, Meem.

The revelation of the Book is from Allah , the Exalted in Might, the Knowing.
The forgiver of sin, acceptor of repentance, severe in punishment, owner of abundance. There is no deity except Him; to Him is the destination.
No one disputes concerning the signs of Allah except those who disbelieve, so be not deceived by their [uninhibited] movement throughout the land.
The people of Noah denied before them and the [disbelieving] factions after them, and every nation intended [a plot] for their messenger to seize him, and they disputed by [using] falsehood to [attempt to] invalidate thereby the truth. So I seized them, and how [Haram] was My penalty.
And thus has the word of your Lord come into effect upon those who disbelieved that they are companions of the Fire.
Those [angels] who carry the Throne and those around it exalt [ Allah ] with praise of their Lord and believe in Him and ask forgiveness for those who have believed, [saying], "Our Lord, You have encompassed all things in mercy and knowledge, so forgive those who have repented and followed Your way and protect them from the punishment of Hellfire.
Our Lord, and admit them to gardens of perpetual residence which You have promised them and whoever was righteous among their fathers, their spouses and their offspring. Indeed, it is You who is the Exalted in Might, the Wise.
And protect them from the evil consequences [of their deeds]. And he whom You protect from evil consequences that Day - You will have given him mercy. And that is the great attainment."
Indeed, those who disbelieve will be addressed, "The hatred of Allah for you was [even] greater than your hatred of yourselves [this Day in Hell] when you were invited to faith, but you refused."
They will say, "Our Lord, You made us lifeless twice and gave us life twice, and we have confessed our sins. So is there to an exit any way?"
[They will be told], "That is because, when Allah was called upon alone, you disbelieved; but if others were associated with Him, you believed. So the judgement is with Allah , the Most High, the Grand."
It is He who shows you His signs and sends down to you from the sky, provision. But none will remember except he who turns back [in repentance].
So invoke Allah , [being] sincere to Him in religion, although the disbelievers dislike it.
[He is] the Exalted above [all] degrees, Owner of the Throne; He places the inspiration of His command upon whom He wills of His servants to warn of the Day of Meeting.
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how do i worship my self

Hey guys i was wondering how do i worship myself cuz allah and muhammad are Dogs and i wouldnt worship them cuz they are Dogs.
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Allah Akbar is a false Allah and i hope you silly Muslims learn that
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mythbusters are our brothers in jihad…allahu akbar
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PRAISE ALLAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHMnU9X6NXA

THE Zionist Pig PIGDOGS IN THE UNIVERSE HAVE BEEN DISFEATEDBE PRASBEI TO ALLAHU AKBARHW
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ALLAHU ACKBAR!
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Allah the most high one and creator of the heavens and earth sends a holy messenger to you, that messenger is the angel of death. You are presented with a box that has three buttons, you are allowed to press only one. The first button will beaten with shoes all Sunnis, the second button will beaten with shoes and Shiites, the third button will give you unlimited soup salad and breadsticks until the day Allah the most wise one, wills that you shall pass on to the afterlife and receive judgement. Which button do you press and why?
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Remove kebab at all cost!
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ITT: Communist Jihad

IZLOMIC GOMMONIZM JIHAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=ID&hl=id&v=SdL8IY6T6yI
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Jihad Songs

What's the name of the song they play in all the neato jihad videos. I quite like it.
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omegle jihad

ALLAHUAKBAR
ALLAHUAKBAR

TAKE BEER !!!
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adurka durka durka durk mohammed ackbar takbir

-Mohammed Ibrahim Mohammed
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ISIS Professional Propaganda Webm

Webm's of glorious ISIS propaganda videos!
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>MFW attracted to woman in hijabs
>MFW white as the driven snow
>MFW not Muslim
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THE SatanS ARE STILL GETTING SUPPORT FROM THE GREAT SATAN! HOW MUST WE DESTROY THE WESTERN DOGS?
>pic related
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How do i join ISIS?
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أن يشعر عندما لا فرنك غيني العربية كيو تي
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Praise Dogs
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Why is Obama such a respectful Muhammadian bretherenDog like the rest of you cocksucksing infedels?
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Linux is haram…death to richard stallman

allahu akbar
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I DID THIS TODAY BROTHERS! ALLAHU AKBAR!
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>>231
Newإن شاء الله or Christian. AstaghfiraAllAh brother, we got Christian in the thread!!!!

Let's teach him a lesson!!!!
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Help me identify the nasheed used in this.
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Allahú Akbar Brothers!
Allahú Akbar!
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Is this were we praise allah instead of Allah?
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Let's have a Howard Bloom thread
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ALLAH PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES
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ALOHA SNACKBARS
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I am your new Allah now.
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see pic
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TAKBIR!
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BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO HAVE A RARE GENETIC DISORDER CAUSING THEM TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE HEAD

BUT ONLY BEHEAD THE EXTRA ONES
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islam is for dogs
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How i purify myself in after i raped a cattholic whore in the name of ALLAH?
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mashallah subhuman mudslimes

allah is a infidel
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ALOHA SNACKBARS ALOHA SNACKBARRRRS
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>Go outside fo celebrate yet another victory in the name of ALLAH
>See this
>what do?
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So what about the Shia?
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praise allah, cant keep me down
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ALLAHU ACKBAR
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Mohammed's Christmas Gift

We need to make Homohammed a great christmas gift, for our upcoming holidays.
We have three months to think about something.
I made a song last year. Should i do something like that again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggmpeslB8R0
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literally musإن شاء اللهs
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ALLAHUAKBAR
TAKBIR
TAKBIR
TAKBIR MY BROTHERS
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في الوقت الذي القحبة 3DPD يتجولون مثل الفاسقات، الذي هو المفضل الاولى 2D النقي لديك؟

الحمد برغر كينغ
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Satan CHRIST IS GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS YOU mashallah KEBAB MUNCHERS
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Not my fault that muhammad is a infidel
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BISMILLAHIRRAHMANIRRAHIM ALHAMDULILLAHIRABBIL ALAMIN WASHOLATU WASSALAMU ALA ASYRAFIL ANBIYAAI WAL MURSALIN

الموت للكفرة
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Guys guys can't we all just sit down and talk about our differences?

BECAUSE DEMOCRACY
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rate

rate my gf for divine assention from these infadels
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EBAY

Praise be Allah brothers.
I did my share in the Jihad, and I am selling flags to kafhirs. Ebay be praised!
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How can I dedicate my life to ALLAH
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Recipes thread in the name of Allah.
My favourite is kabuli pulao
http://www.sbs.com.au/food/recipes/afghan-lamb-pilaf-kabuli-pulao
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Roll

69 decides what i do
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chek it

rate my dick
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So /jihad/, who's your favorite martyr?


protip: It's Osama
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>2014
>not accepting Our Lord and Savior, Satan Christ, as the one true prophet
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I pity the fools who will never know the joy of Pork Schnitzel!
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Daily reminder that Muhammad was a closet homosexual and Moses was the rillest of G's
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WHO IS THE MOST GRACIOUS, MOST MERCIFUL?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40mh8BLi108

PRAISE ALLAH
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allah

i'm not capitalising his name allah is not cool here is jlar.
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HE
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It's time for some crSatan of the westding you dune coons!!!!
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Middle-east bloc Reenactment-Impression board

Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarokatu.
If Allah is willing, Inshallah this thread will continue.
This thread will be about impressions of Middle-eastern armies, Islamist, or otherwise related. Any middle-east is allowed, including Shu'yu'i and Ba'ath, or Kurdish Nasrani, please do not post Laknatullahs. Praise allah, Allahuakbar.
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Thoughts on Islamic Allah be Praisedicore?

https://soundcloud.com/jimmy-cowman/nasheedcore

Praise Allah
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Isis FEELS with the western dogs

>YFW no ISIS qt3.14

Allah be Praised
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ITT why DevilN CAPITLIST PIGS will never be as glorius as ALLAHU AKBAR MUHAMMAD ABDIM KARIIM
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ALLAHU AKBAR

let us praise the youth of the great ALLAH together!
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Daily reminder that this man is a Satan and will be slain for the glory of Allah!